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♪ Ba-ba doo

♪ Mm-hmm

[bouncy jazz music]

♪

We're gonna do blue square,
coral square, blue square.

You want this one at the end?

And now blue.

And now that one.
- Oh, this one.

- No.
- What?

That one, that one, that one.

Craig, come here.

Ooh. Oh!

Ooh, he kissed me.

- Okay.
- Are you jealous?

- Mm...
- [chuckles]

Bud, bud, bud, you know
why Mommy has to work?

- Why?
- So you can buy your toys.

Hmm?

Am I supposed to,
like, get the leaves?

[sighs]

Damn it.

Think about
all of the things

that have been
stressing you out,

and let them go.

Oh, I feel it already.

You want some too?
- Yeah.

Do you want me to turn?
- Yeah.

- Hi!
- Hello.

- How are you?
- Look at you!

You look amazing!

Are these for me?
- Yes.

I got you some flowers.
- Aw, you're sweet.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Let me put these right here.
- Wait, I love this outfit.

I need it.
- All right.

Are you ready to do this?
- Yes. Let's go.

I'll probably get
my ass kicked, right?

Yeah, because
I've been practicing.

- You're so competitive.
- I feel like

I might be a little angry
on the court.

- Venita, please have mercy.
- [laughs]

No, this has to be fun.

We have to make this fun.
No mercy.

You're either in it,
or you're not.

So you remember
in high school...

- Yeah.
- How we had a tennis team?

- Yes.
- And me.

- You were not on it.
- Yes, I was.

But just so you know,
I was number 12 of 12.

- Oh, no.
- Do you remember?

We used to go to football games
in high school when I--

I went to two football games
my entire high school career.

Yeah,
'cause you were a nerd.

- I was a nerd.
- I was cool.

Yeah, you were.
You were.

I was a nerd.

And, like,
now it's just like,

everyone's like,
"Oh, my God, Venita."

And I'm like, "Mm-mm!"
- Yeah. Yeah.

In high school,

the girlies were making fun
of me the whole time.

They're like,
"Ew, why would you wear that?

You're not wearing
Vineyard Vines."

And I was like,
"This is fashion."

And then, I started modeling.
And then, that kind of fell

into the whole
influencer thing.

Now look at me.

[chuckles]

Some of us peaked
in high school,

and some of us are peaking now.
- Oh, my God.

You're peaking right now.
What do you mean?

But that's why I was so sad
being back in Charleston,

'cause I thought I was gonna,
like, move to New York

and grow.
- Yeah.

And then the thought
of coming back...

was just depressing.
- Right.

Over the summer,
Metul and I moved to New York.

You know, I had, like,
a big going away party.

I was like,
"Goodbye, everybody.

I have outgrown this place.
Like, goodbye."

And then,
real humbled real quick.

And made it ten days,

and found out my boyfriend
had been cheating on me.

So I crawled all the way
back to Charleston,

tail tucked between my legs,

and I'm starting over.

- It's nice to have you back.
- Thank you.

Because I feel like

you, like, were losing yourself
with that kid.

I know.
I know.

I just so badly wanted
to mold myself

into who I thought
he wanted me to be.

You can add more weight.

No, no.
I can't do more.

I said no, thank you.

- I said I don't care.
- Okay.

- I want to eat this so bad.
- No.

That's diabetes in Saran wrap.
- [sighs] I know.

Of course, I want to go
celebrate your birthday,

but y'all need to be helping me
make this a long-term thing.

Like, I will never get somebody
as good as Metul in my life.

[tense music]

But yeah,
by the end of it,

I feel like he made me
a smaller version of myself.

♪

[phone ringing]
- Leva is calling me.

Hi, love.
- Hi.

How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?
I'm with Venita.

We're in the car.
- Good.

I'm going to get
my ass kicked in tennis.

Is he old enough?

He just learned
how to walk, didn't he?

Have I seen Craig?
What do you mean?

Like...

Two months ago, I went
to Vegas with some friends,

and it just so happened that

Leva was also there
with her family

and Craig was also there
with some of his friends

on a totally separate trip,
so yeah.

I mean, we met up.

[sighs]

Um, I have seen Craig.

Yes, I have seen him.
- Okay.

And that's all
I'm gonna say about that.

[chuckles]

- Boop.
- [laughs]

[line trilling]

- Hi.
- Hey. What's up, cutie?

I miss you.
- I miss you.

What's going on?
- Nothing.

Just working on the house, and...

Well, I get
to see you this weekend

for Kathryn's birthday party.

Awesome.

I would be a little surprised

because Kathryn
doesn't like Naomie.

[chuckles]

Me and Paige met
a little over three years ago.

I had a huge crush on her,
but she had a boyfriend.

But then, you know,
a couple months ago,

we came back
into each other's lives.

We were both single,

and that spark gradually
started to accelerate

into a little, mini inferno.

And the things that used
to bother Naomie

don't bother Paige.

You sit home,
and you sew.

What's wrong with my sewing?

You know, a guy
confident enough to sew,

to Paige,
that confidence is attractive.

Upstairs.

Well, you have a lot
of organizing to do in here.

Paige lives in New York City,

so we do about four days on,
four days off.

Like, see how it's kind of in?
- Yeah.

It's gonna be a makeup vanity
with, like, the big--

And I am finally back
into my house, my real house.

And here's the media room.

It's been remediated
of all asbestos,

so things are just
going really well.

I mean, I couldn't be happier.

But I just--

Yeah, I put
all this floor down.

Yeah. I'm kind of
a total package, Paige.

Aw.

[upbeat percussive music]

♪

- Hey. How are you?
- Hello.

How are you?
- Good.

- I would love a Trop Hop.
- 16-ounce?

- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.

This guy bothering you?
[laughter]

- Hey, buddy.
- What's up?

- How are we doing?
- Good to see you.

How are you?
- Doing well.

I guess I'll have this
little beer called Trop Hop.

- Trop Hop as well?
- Yeah.

Thanks, buddy.

So when's the last time
we caught up?

- It's been a week, I guess.
- Yeah.

So everything's good?
- Yeah.

Everything's going well.

Life is wonderful.
- Good.

So are you still remaining
a free agent?

Is that your mindset?

I'm asexual at the moment.

- Hmm.
- The past, like, month.

It's been a month?

Long time.
- I'm like, yeah...meh.

Last year, with
my sh--, toxic relationship,

I was heartbroken.

How she treats me and talks
about me is so ----ing bad.

I'm ----ing done
with this human.

- You're a great actor.
- You are a ----ing monster.

But finally,
my eyes are open,

and I am the person
that I want to be.

But, like, look,
my eyes aren't closed.

You remember Olivia, right?
- Yeah.

- I like her.
- Oh, you do like her?

Yeah, and she's back in town.

When did you get back?
- Two weeks ago.

Shacking it up
with the parents.

Let's go get a drink.
Let's go catch up...

That sounds good.

When I'm not
so absolutely disgusting.

This is, like, the most
sweaty look I've ever had.

Are you joking?
Look at me.

I am.

[bright music]

She scared me when I met her,
'cause I really liked her.

I met Olivia through Leva,

and I was like, who the hell
is this, you know?

You know,
the "eyes looking left" emoji.

Then she went to LA,
you know,

almost like thank God,
because--

- And now she lives here?
- And now she lives here.

- All right.
- Hell's gonna--

Go down that road.
See what happens.

No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop.

Don't even say that.

Since I've been single,
I've met

a few, like, wonderful women...
- Yeah.

But I've been telling myself,

every time that you meet,
like, a cool girl,

it doesn't always have to turn
into a ----ing relationship.

In my head, like,
if you want to be with somebody

and you like them, like,
you're gonna make it work.

I just can't.

So...
- Crawl down that road.

- Crawl down that road.
- Yeah.

- Army crawl.
- Yeah.

So anyway,
you know who else is back?

Naomie's back in town.

Now, I've heard a rumor

that Craig and her
are, like, on good terms

and maybe even
more than good terms.

Is that true?

On more than good terms? No.

- Like no romanticism at all?
- No romanticism.

But somebody told me this,
so I don't know,

that he and Naomie
were together in Las Vegas.

No. I asked him that,
and he was like,

"No, no, no, no, no.
Like, we just had lunch."

- Okay.
- 'Cause him and Paige

were already dating.
- Okay.

[quirky music]

Oh, God.
Oh, God.

[both grunt]

♪

A lot of hopping going on.

[laughs]

You were like,
"The face!"

Not my nose.
It's new.

I haven't played
in a couple of weeks.

It's showing.
- [laughs]

[yelps]

Oh, my God.
It's actually chasing you.

Where is it?
[yelps]

Oh, my God!
- [chuckles]

It's gone.

- Yes!
- Oh, my God.

Whatever.
I'll let you have that one.

Next one's mine.
- No, no, no.

You talk a big game.
- I do.

Like a little baby chihuahua:
all bark, no bite.

[chuckles]

[both sigh]

- That was fun.
- Yeah, that was fun.

So Leva was trying
to drop a bomb in the car.

It's one of those things.

I mean, Craig and I
will always be

like, a big part of
each other's lives, you know?

And listen,
we saw each other in Vegas,

we saw each other
in Charleston.

- Yeah.
- I mean,

that's, like,
all there is to say.

I don't know.

[dramatic music]

♪

By the way, I haven't
seen Craig in several months.

It's like
a really low-grade effort

to maintain a friendship.
- Yeah.

I mean, he thinks that, like,

you know, you've never wanted
to see him, you know, succeed.

That's insane.

Let's be real honest
about Craig.

I love Craig and I really want
to see him do well,

but how you deal with success
is an extremely telling thing.

Can you maintain friendships
and be a good person?

I don't think he works at all
to be friends with me,

or you especially.

Let's be real honest
about that.

I do feel it's, like, his way
or the highway these days.

Yeah, he thinks he's big shot
of the century, right?

But I think he knows
he's in the wrong

and there's
a small reckoning coming.

[tense music]

Coming up...

You're not better
than anyone.

You're not gonna
take accountability?

This is how I continue to feel.
- Oh, my God. Ugh!

You ----ing petty,
little bitch.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

♪

♪ Ba-ba doo

- Okay.
- Okay.

[chuckles]

You know how I used to shoot,
back when I played

church basketball?
- Yeah.

- Probably not like that.
- Yeah.

Well, first I started out,

about when I was, like, five,
doing this.

[chuckles]
Almost.

From this side, babe.

Go.

[quirky music]

- Oh, I, like, spun that.
- Oh, my God.

It's 'cause of my nails.
I spun it.

- Don't break your nails, babe.
- I know, right?

Chleb and I have been together
for a little over a year now.

After six months,
we moved in together,

and we decorated
the whole house together.

It was super exciting.

This thing makes, like,
cappuccinos and stuff.

It does? I feel like
I always just go to Starbucks,

and we have, like,
a machine right here.

I know.

It is what it is.

I just feel like
it's the first relationship

that has moved in steps
and at a certain pace.

Love you, roomie.

I love you too.

You said "roomie"?
- Yeah.

Oh, okay.

So it's been nice to have
a little more structure,

let's say that,
because historically speaking,

I have had none.

So I'm out of breath.

You did just turn
30 years old, right?

You're getting up there, babe.

I was trying, like,
to keep it on the low.

- You're getting up there.
- Then, I was like...

I thought I was gonna be
in my 20s forever.

I mean,
looking back on my 20s,

there's a lot that happened.

I had two beautiful babies,

but also,
it was a crazy ride.

Thomas!

Listen to you,
screaming and yelling

like a two-year-old.
- Stop!

You don't know sh--.

You came to our house.
I was nine months pregnant.

Went to
the mother----ing strip club,

you nasty mother----er.

You ----ed with the wrong
person, the wrong family.

You're not a family.

- Come on.
- Thomas?

You're nothing
but an egg donor.

[dramatic musical sting]

But it's a new decade.

It's a decade for me to use
everything I learned in my 20s

and pursue the life
that I truly want,

not one that, you know,
is just given to me.

Oh!

I'm actually really excited
for my party.

I feel like
it's gonna be my rebirth

into a real, like, woman,

like phoenix rising
from the ashes...

- I like that.
- Again.

[chuckles]

[bouncy jazz music]

♪

All right, guys.
Let's go. Let's do it.

Make Daddy proud.

You gonna poo for Daddy?
[chuckles]

You're hopeless.

All right, guys.
Come on.

Good boys.

Chauncey,
get your fat ass in here.

[quirky music]

♪

God damn it!

You were just outside.

Who did that?

---ing assholes.

[sighs]
Oh, God.

I cannot ----ing believe it.

---ing dicks.

God.

Didn't I just--God.

[sighs]

[bell ringing]
- Whitney!

Jesus Christ.

Had to ring the bell.

- Whitney!
- Yeah, I hear you.

You sound like
you're mad at me.

I mean--
- The dog just took a sh--

on the floor.
- Oh.

I couldn't find
the enzyme destroyer,

whatever that thing is.
- It's under the sink.

Well, I used vodka.
[chuckles]

- Oh, God.
- It's an alcohol.

It's a disinfectant,
more or less.

Dogs are a lot of work.

You have more than enough dogs
than I can contend with.

Well, I didn't realize that

until not having
Michael around.

Michael had what is known
as a spinal stroke,

so he is paralyzed
from the chest down,

which kind of struck me
in the heart, you know?

I mean, I'm still shocked
by the whole thing because

he had been with us
for 18 years.

[French music]

- Morning, madam.
- Good morning.

Thank you.
Are these dietetic?

Indeed.
Just only eat half.

[chuckles]

Have you decided what
you wanted to have here, ma'am?

- The usual.
- Of course.

Can I get a cheeseburger?

- Can I give Peaches to you?
- Certainly.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, man.
[chuckles]

Best seat in the house
right there.

My longest marriage
lasted 15 years,

so Michael--

it's the most stable
relationship I've ever had.

I'm doing my part.

I'm being the dutiful son,
so thank God.

You are.
You definitely are.

It is a full-time job.

Sassy.

A little too sassy.

I might have to spank you.

Ah, no F-words.

[dramatic music]

[clears throat]

Hmm.

Coming up...

I don't tell him secrets anymore.

I don't trust him anymore.

All the good cornerstones
of a good friendship.

Yeah.

[bright jazz music]

♪

- Hi.
- Hello.

How are you today?
- I'm good.

I'm looking for a tie
for a roaring '20s party.

Yes.

I've been told
blue and paisley.

Right.
I have both.

Come on back.

Is he wearing a white shirt
or blue shirt?

I think white.

Let's take a look

at something
a little different.

This is definitely
more art deco,

and it has a little bit of
glitter, believe it or not.

Which is
what we're going for, yes.

Really?
Well, that's excellent.

I want this to be, you know,
like, a very over-the-top,

Gatsby-like production,
you know what I'm saying?

This is
an old bat wing bow,

which is
the kind of style of the '20s.

- Oh, that's cool.
- Isn't that cool?

I like that it's different.
- That's a great--yeah.

I'm gonna FaceTime him,
if that's okay.

Okay, sure. Absolutely.

Show him a few of these.

I want glitz.
I want luxury.

I want, like, angelic.

I want...feathers.

[line trilling]

Hey.

Hey, babe.
What's up?

I'm looking at some ties
right now.

I have three ties
and a bow tie.

I'm gonna show them
to you, okay?

Yeah.

Ooh, I like those.

- Okay, cool.
- Yeah.

And then I know
you said no bow ties,

but I did grab one,
just in case.

You know,
I do like bow ties.

I just don't even know
how to tie one.

- Classic.
- [laughs]

I love how good
of a heart Chleb has,

and he's got a really
great outlook on life.

This seems very 1920s.

And if you look at it up close,
it looks really pretty.

Ooh.
What are those?

Are those, like,
little sparkles?

Yeah, little sparkles.

Oh, that might go good
with your dress.

- Yeah. Ooh, good thinking.
- Yeah.

Good thinking.

I tend
to overanalyze everything,

analysis paralysis,

and he just kind of
simplifies everything for me,

and that's, at the end of the
day, what you need as a human.

I'll get this,
and I'll see you shortly.

- All right.
- Love you.

- Love you.
- Bye.

Bye.

[mischievous music]

I got some winners.

Excellent.
Good job.

- He loves these two.
- Great.

Can I show you a scarf
to go around the neck?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Because I have that as well.

This is the last one
of these I have.

- Mm-hmm.
- But this is perfect...

- That's beautiful.
- For a 1920s birthday party.

- I love that.
- Something like that.

And something special, 'cause
I might be the birthday girl,

but he's, in ways,
the birthday boy.

- Absolutely.
- And he's, like, my rock.

So I want him
to feel special too.

Very good.

- I love it.
- Okay.

This just got me
really excited.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪

Hey, guys.
Did you find everything?

- Yeah, we sure did.
- Awesome.

Hey.
What's up, stranger?

Hey, buddy.
- Hey. Hey, buddy.

How's it going, man?
- Good.

What are you doing?
- It is good to see you, man.

Just wandering
down King Street?

Dude, I was just
chilling over there,

having a drink, man,
enjoying the weather,

'cause it was, like,
75 degrees today.

- Oh, yeah.
- I gotta take these off.

Um...

Dude, last time I was here,

for your opening,
you had a tap.

- Oh, yeah. You want a beer?
- Yeah, let's do a beer.

Drink and shop.
That's what we're all about.

Sewing Down South
is doing awesome.

We opened our first store
right on King Street.

Looks like it's going
really well.

Yeah, well, cool.
Let me show you the--

I gotta do some stuff
in the back.

You want to join me?
- Mm-hmm.

And we've done 200,000
in sales

in our first three months
and just continues to grow.

And yeah,
we couldn't be happier.

This is where
the sausage is made.

Check it out, dude.

I mean, honestly, this is--
this is my dream.

And now we have
all of this space.

Yeah, man.
It's impressive.

And just, like, everything,

we got really lucky
in finding this place.

But that's cool, so...

Which thanks for coming
to the opening.

- It was awesome.
- That was great.

[all cheering]

Yay!

[upbeat music]

Hi.

That was a fun party.

Miss P. came.
- Yeah.

We had a huge opening weekend.

It was awesome.

But I really appreciate
the support.

I don't have that many
friends right now,

so I consider you one of them.

- Yeah.
- I mean, like,

this bothers Shep.

Taylor had to force him
to come to the party.

He doesn't like being here.

I talked to him,
and he said,

you think your king sh--
of [BLEEP] mountain.

But, like,
just an outsider looking in...

Yeah.

There is a little bit
of jealousy.

It was just, like,
what do you bring to my life?

Whenever we hang out, you
just--you just tear me down.

You're not nice to me.

And so I was, like, I'm going
to stop answering your calls.

And I did.

And then Austen started doing
this very envious sh-- too.

Like, where it started was,
in the spring,

I was, like, newly single,

because me and Natalie
broke up.

[laughing]

You make me nervous.

So now it's summer.

I've been hanging out with
Paige, but we're not exclusive.

And I had, like,
rebounded with Natalie,

which only happened twice.

And I told Austen about it.

But what Austen didn't know is,
I called Paige and told her.

So she comes down to visit,
and Austen got mad at me

and just looks at Paige,
and he's like,

"Why don't I just tell Paige
you ----ed Natalie

the other night?"
- Ooh.

And Paige goes,
"I already know that."

Like, what a ----in' friend.
And he, like, felt so dumb.

And Paige was like, "Dude, why
are you friends with this guy?"

And so it just--

That's, like, a bit of
insecurity, though, right?

Well, right, so--
but again,

look, if Austen walked in
right now,

I'd hang with him.

The problem is, is,
like, I stopped--

I don't tell him
secrets anymore.

I don't trust him anymore.

All the good cornerstones
of a good friendship.

Yeah.

Hanging out with anyone that's
not happy for your success

makes you stupid.

That's not real friendship.

♪

Coming up...

Since you're
taking my daughter,

I'm a little concerned
about the skull and bones...

- Okay, yeah.
- On your shoes.

What were we thinking
when we put those shoes on?

♪

[upbeat music]

When was the last time
you showered?

What day is it?
[laughter]

So Austen, he's coming
with Olivia, correct?

- Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.
- What?

- One sec.
- Get out of the shower, then.

You've been in there for, like,
50--

this is the longest shower
you've literally ever taken

in your life.
- Not true. Not true.

I don't think you're
washing in all the crevices.

Taylor and I, we're coming up
on two years, which is crazy.

It's definitely the longest
relationship I've had.

I'm not out of shape.

Right?
- Round is a shape.

- I'm oval.
- We're not living together.

I have my own place.

I bought a little condo when
I moved down to Charleston.

But she stays with me a lot,
five, six nights a week.

Every now and then
she'll give me a night off.

[chuckles]

Ooh, I've got some fancy
cologne that I never used.

Do you know how
to apply cologne?

You walk through it.

I think Taylor wants to get
married and have kids one day.

But she's not overly anxious
to go down that road.

I grew up with
a Pinterest board

of wanting to get married.

Did you bring anything
to match what I'm wearing?

I have a pink pocket square.

Don't you have a pink dress?

Yes, there's your dress.
- I do have a pink dress.

So everything's good.

You know,
we really have fun together

with no, like,
structural expectations.

I found some clean boxers.

That's the good news.

- Ew.
- Ooh.

Did you smell them?

I smelled them.

Yes, I did.

Gross.

[upbeat music]

♪

- What have we got?
- The most fabulous gown.

It's like a bejeweled,
floor-length,

see-through mesh material.

Whoa.
I can't wait to see it.

Hey, babe.

Hey, Chelsea.
- Hi.

- What's up, Chleb?
- Oh, you look good.

Thank you.
By the way,

I got a little something
for you yesterday.

It's the two ties plus a
little something I picked out.

- Oh, okay.
- A little something-something.

[chuckling]

Oh, what you got?
What you got?

Okay, here.
You open it.

- Yeah?
- I think you'll like it.

This is a silk scarf.

Oh, this some pimp stuff.

[chuckling]
This some player.

Ooh.

Is that how it goes?

Look, wait.
How I wear it.

Yeah? Okay.
I think it goes...

Yeah.
- Yeah?

Careful.
This thing is white.

I got on makeup.
- Oh, sorry.

♪

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Olivia.
- Is this '20s?

Wow, '20s?

Let me get a picture.

I don't think that dress
is Charleston friendly.

I mean, the dance Charleston.

- Can I have a drink?
- Here, babe, yes.

- Oh, is that mine?
- Well, here's to the '20s.

Cheers to the last year
of 20s.

My roommate situation
right now is my parents.

I was living in Los Angeles,
but when COVID hit,

I didn't want to be locked down
there during the apocalypse.

So I came home.

And it's kind of when I
realized that being in LA

was too far away.

I wanted to be closer
to my family.

It's supposed to be, like, whew.

The hairdresser literally did
it for me,

but, like, five hours ago.
- Okay.

So are you excited
about your date?

I think so.

So where is he from
originally?

- Charlotte.
- So what's the deal here?

Um...

My mom was around my age
when her and my dad

got married, like, late 20s.

And they've been together,
like, 34 years.

So the pressure is on.

[knock at door]

Oh, there's somebody
at the door.

Is this your date?

Wait, I'm going to get it.
Y'all stay put.

Don't scare him off
right when he gets here.

Livvy, you go to your room.

I'm going to go.
- No. I'll get him.

I thought I should get it
and say,

"She'll be right out."
Come on in.

No, I'm already in here.

And Daddy can give him
the drill,

and you don't have to hear it.
- No, no, no, no.

- No, I'm already in here.
- You can go get him.

- Y'all stay.
- That makes sense.

- I'm going to get him.
- He's your date.

Yes.
No, it's not a date.

Oh, it's not a date?

Well, what is he?

Maybe we ought to
keep him waiting.

Dad, go sit down
in the kitchen.

He needs to sweat
a little bit.

Ooh.

[laughs]

- Hello.
- [laughs] Hi.

I forgot your corsage.

- Oh, it's okay.
- Okay.

We're kind of matching.
- Oh, hi.

- Hello.
- How are you?

Good to see you.
You look wonderful.

Oh, thank--
are you burning up?

A little bit.
A little bit.

Austen slid into my DMs,
which is oh-so romantic.

And yeah, he makes me nervous,
which is kind of hard to do.

I haven't had that feeling
with anyone in a while.

And I would say
it sort of, like,

makes me a little giddy
to see him.

Hi, meet my prom date.
- Hello.

Hey. Hello.

- Good to see you.
- Oh.

Mmm, I love the bow tie.
- Thank you.

- Look at that.
- How you doing?

How we doing?
It's a pleasure to meet you.

- Hey, nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.

And you have a beautiful home.
- Thank you.

- Y'all have a beautiful home.
- Thanks.

Thank you very much.
- Thanks.

- This is what we strive for.
- [laughs]

This is what we strive
for here.

What can I get you to drink?

What are you drinking?

- I'm drinking--
- What are y'all drinking?

- It's called Ranch--
- Ranch Water.

Olivia and I are drinking
Ranch Water.

And he's drinking red wine.
- It's, like, it's tequila.

Well, I'm gonna do
a Ranch Water then.

Wow.
- [laughs]

It looks like you're
making me a margarita now.

This is--this is way different
than prom.

- [laughs]
- That's too funny.

Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

[dog whines]

Since you're
taking my daughter,

I'm a little concerned
about the skull and bones...

- Okay, yeah.
- On your shoes.

- That means--
- You might want to give me

a proper gentlemen,
but I'm also dangerous.

[laughs]
She goes, "Oh, my."

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

It's eye-catching.
I'll say that.

Good.

I don't know about it, though.

Oh, really?

Mom.
Oh, boy.

[quirky music]

♪

- Who'd you invite tonight?
- Olivia.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She's in town now?
- Yeah.

We are close still.

She's so nice and so real.

Like, I really like her a lot.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

I invited Naomie too.

- You invited Naomie?
- I did.

I did it on a whim.

I was like, you know what?

I'm just going to be
the bigger person.

But, like, what she did
to me last year,

like,
really hurt my feelings.

The last time Naomie and I
spoke was me reaching out

after her father passed away.

And then before that,
it was her visiting me

when my mom died.

So it was very personal things.

And then all of a sudden,
the Instagram post

telling me I should
be ashamed of spreading

the rumor about Cameron.

So I heard that Jason
was having an affair.

Kathryn,
I know that's not true.

Craig.

But Naomie and I
have really no reason

to have a problem
with each other.

That's why I'm kind of
inviting her.

And maybe she'll apologize
to me and be like,

"Let's move on."

Does Craig know
you invited Naomie?

Yeah.

At first, he was, like,
caught off guard,

because he and Naomie
hooked up in Vegas.

And then she got--
- Wait, recently?

Yeah, like,
a few months ago.

Did you guys hook up?

Oh, my God.

And he acted like
if Paige wasn't coming

Naomie would try
and take him home.

So it sounds like she's
still got feelings

and maybe doesn't know that
he's exclusive with Paige.

But he hasn't told her?

I don't think so.

Oh, no.

[upbeat music]

♪

I'm here.

Where's my French girlfriend?

I'm right here.

- Hi!
- Oh, my God, your hair.

Yeah, I got my--
I did my hair before.

I can't do this myself.
- Did you do it?

No.
I had, like, had it done.

Oh!
This is so pretty.

Thank you.

Do you want a glass
of champagne?

Yes.

Let's sit.

I don't think I've ever sat
in these ever.

This is so, like, cute.

Look at us.
[bottle pops]

Whew! So--

What a change of events.

Well, I was like, why...

[knock at door]
Oh.

- Yeah.
- Hold on.

Venita.

- Hello.
- Hello!

How you doing?

This way.
Okay, so you brought options.

We have options.
- Welcome to my boudoir.

Welcome to my boudoir.
- Hello. Oh, my God.

I love it.
- This is, like, the boudoir.

- How are you?
- Good.

How do you just casually
have those in your closet?

You never know when you're
going to need a good feather.

Venita, put your robe on,
because we look ridiculous.

I'm sorry.

I didn't want to
drive here in my robe.

I did.

- Did you really?
- [laughs]

Um...so I looked back
through our texts,

and Kathryn and I
literally haven't talked

in, like, a year and a half.

Oh, wow.

Like, before...
- So it's weird. I'm, like,

why is she--
- Everything last year.

Yeah, but she--I mean,

she said all the perfect things
on the phone.

I'm here.

I'm back.

I'm telling her about the
phone call with Kathryn.

I know we haven't
talked in a while,

but I wanted to invite you
to my 30th birthday party.

I want to, like, celebrate
everyone with,

like,
a new beginning.

Um, okay.
Thank you.

Yeah.

When somebody says they want
to start over, new decade,

you can't say,
"No, [BLEEP] off.

"I'm not coming.

I want to keep this
negative energy going."

So I should take the olive
branch, even though I'm scared.

I mean, I have had a
decent year with Kathryn.

Like, we made amends.

We're not going there to,
like, cause a scene.

- No.
- Like, we just want to go

there, support, look good,
be dressed up, hang out.

- Look good.
- Venita is like,

"Listen,
I'm here to look good.

"I don't know about
the rest of you bitches,

but I'm here to look good."

Venita was sold at "dress."

It's good to see
that Kathryn is, like,

trying to extend
this olive branch,

because I didn't think I was
going to actually see it.

We can only bring you
to the water.

You have to drink.

So I'll take the chance and
take a little bite, I guess.

I just want to know,
what if Craig--

like,
what if Paige is there?

Like...
- Would it be awkward?

A little awkward.
Like, a little, like, oh.

If they are together,
I mean, that would be fine.

[tense music]

We got together.

It's not a big deal.

Or is it?

I don't know.

I'm not saying
you're in love with him,

but, like, you care about him.
You still--

there's still
something there, right?

We had, like, a very, very
deep love for each other,

the biggest love I've had
in my life.

And it doesn't just go away.

Yeah.

Just please don't do, like,

the weird mom thing
that you do.

- Okay, I won't.
- When I do say hello to Craig,

I don't want you to be like...
[gasps].

She is going to be
in the background like...

Or just be like, "Ahh!"

I don't want that to happen.

Because then I'm going
to be uncomfortable.

And you. And you.

They're gonna be
behind the trash can like,

"Oh, my God, yes.
They're saying hi."

Hide.
- Coming up...

Naomie, she was like,
"You know, I still love you.

You're amazing."
- Oh, wow.

Apparently what happens
in Vegas doesn't stay--

Does not.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Have a good evening.
- Thank you.

♪

All right.

Let's do this.

♪

[laughter]

- Ooh.
- Oh, it looks so good.

Oh, my God.

- Cute.
- Hi, Kathryn.

- Hi.
- So good to see you.

- Good to see you too.
- Chleb. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- It looks so good.

- Oh, my gosh.
- This looks amazing.

Thank you.

We bought a thousand
feathers and just kind of

put them all over the place, so...

and then a mix
of the rhinestones

and wanted to do
a lot of candlelight.

I love the little signs too.

Oh, thank you.

♪

I even love the music.

It sounds "Great Katsby."

- "Great Katsby."
- Cheers.

Cheers, babe.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Cheers.

I want to start
this new decade

with a blank slate.

I want everyone to walk in
and feel kind of, like,

this is a whole new beginning.

And we're going to have
a good time tonight.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- It's going to be super good.
- [inaudible].

- I can't wink.
- I can't--me neither.

- Or I would.
- I wink like this, two eyes.

♪

Welcome!

Oh!

Hey!

What's up, man?

♪

Oh!
What's up, man?

How you doing?
- Pringle.

What's up?
- Pringle.

I'm happy to see you.
- You look really great.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

This is definitely your party.
This is great.

Yeah, this is my party.

♪

Are you excited?

You're going to be great.

You look amazing.

I just want
everyone to be nice.

They will.

[chuckling]

Okay, here we go.

There's Kathryn.

Hi.
So nice to meet you.

- I'm so excited to meet you.
- Happy birthday.

- Thank you.
- You look stunning.

I just got cinnamon bun
all over my face.

- Hi, I'm Paige.
- Paige?

Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

Yes, little hug.
- Nice to meet you.

I'm so excited.

She's so pretty.
- What's up, buddy?

- What's up, man?
- How are you?

How are you?
It's good to see you.

- This is Paige.
- How are you?

Hello, Paige.
It's been so long.

I know, so long.

- Oh, that's right.
- Yes.

- That's right.
- You look very nice in white.

This old thing?

I was ironing it on my bed.

Because where else
would you do it?

♪

- Oh!
- Thank you.

♪

- Oh!
- Happy birthday.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- Hey!
- How are you?

Great.
How are you?

I'm 30.
Isn't that crazy?

- It's wild.
- Happy birthday.

Hi.
You gorgeous thing.

- Cheers.
- So lovely meeting you.

Hey, good to meet you too.

Fun to see what Kathryn--

- Oh, yeah.
- I'm so glad you came.

- Me too, babe.
- Oh, it's been so long.

So good to see you.

- Oh, there's Austen.
- Oh, look at Austen.

- Hi. Hey, buddy.
- Should we go and say hi?

Yeah.

Why does that one
keep falling?

I don't know,
because you, like,

talk with your body.

You look like a goddess.

Thank you.

Except I'm peeling,
because I'm using a retinol.

Oh, whatever.
It happens.

- Hi.
- Hey, Olivia.

Hey.
How are you?

This is my girlfriend, Paige.

- Hi, I'm Paige.
- Olivia.

- Nice to meet you.
- You look great.

- Oh, so do you.
- Oh, my God.

Hello, friends.

- What's up, buddy?
- How are you?

I didn't know who
you were for a second.

- How are you?
- You look wonderful.

- Thank you. So do you.
- Welcome to Charleston.

Thank you.

I mean, nine years.
Can you believe it?

- I know, right?
- I was 33

when you met me,
and you were 21.

I was 20 ----ing 1.

And now you're 30;
I'm 42.

You know how you see
somebody that you always

picture them at a certain age?

I feel that way
about Kathryn a little bit.

She was that little
21-year-old girl

who was tall and owned a room.

We haven't aged at all.

No.

Emotionally or physically.

Whoo!

♪

Come on, feathers.

[laughs]
Big Bird.

You guys excited?

A little bit.
Not a lot.

[[laughs]

♪

Hi.

- Hello.
- Hey.

I'm so glad you came.
You look great.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you for coming.

- I love this outfit.
- Oh, wow, wow.

You look like one big diamond.

Oh, my God.
You look sexy.

- You look so cute.
- And I'm so happy.

She should have walked in
and been like, "Hey, Kathryn,

"you know,
it's good to see you.

"Thank you for inviting me.

You know, I really would
love to talk to you."

Like, ----ing, wouldn't
you think that's what

a normal human would do?

It's very clear that
I am getting

the [BLEEP] you look.

I just did
the whole Charleston, like,

"Good to see thing," because
that's just what we do.

♪

- Hi.
- I'm Paige.

- You look so pretty.
- You look stunning.

- Hi, buddy. How are you?
- What's up? You look nice.

- Good to see you. Thank you.
- You too.

Do you know what's going on
with Craig, Naomie, and Paige?

There shouldn't be
tons of residue left

for Naomie and Craig, right?

It's been four years.
- Well...

they hooked up in Vegas.

Are you sure about that?

He told me.

Oh.

Well, apparently after
they hooked up in Vegas

she was calling him and was,
like, trying to be exclusive.

And he told her,
"This is not a thing."

She was like, you know,
"I still love you.

You're amazing."
- Oh, wow.

Wow.
Those are big words.

Of course Craig and Naomie
hooked up, of course.

Apparently what happens
in Vegas doesn't stay--

Does not.

What are you drinking,
James Bond over here?

They were just
talking about my butt.

Ooh, what about it?
I like that conversation.

They said...

They said?

Oh, they said.
- I was standing like this.

I was like, "What?"

And my butt was
being discussed.

♪

What's up?
Good to see you.

- You too.
- Hey.

- Hello.
- How are you?

- How are you?
- How are you?

- Good to see you.
- Good to see you too.

It's good to be back.

I spent a lot of time with her
this summer in New York.

When's the last time
I saw you?

- I know. I know.
- When you met her.

- That was a long time ago.
- Wow.

- It was a long time ago.
- And Taylor and I--

That was
Memorial Day weekend.

- Was it?
- Was it?

Yeah, that was May.

Jesus, that's the longest
we've gone without seeing

each other in a long time.
- Craig, that's unacceptable.

That's unacceptable.

I have no idea, honestly.

First time I'd seen her.

I think it's weird.

- Well, I feel like she
- ---ing said some sh----

sh-- about me, you know?
So, like,

I'm not going to naturally
be like,

"I'm so happy to see you."

- No. I respect that.
- So I would just, like,

really hope
that she's not trying

to put that sh-- on me,
because I won't accept that.

No! No.

I don't think she's putting
anything on you.

For sure.

Coming up...

You're a good liar,
you ----ing--

- I never lied to you.
- Oh, my God.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

Cheers to your birthday.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

30.
Damn.

You good?

- Isn't this so funny?
- I threw that assist for you.

Definitely, thank you.

You lobbed it for me.

Are you having fun?

Yeah.

It's--it's low stress,
and that makes me happy.

♪

Madison just got here.

Oh, my God.

Austen.

What? What? What?

Oh, sh--.

Madison LeCroy,
how'd I know you'd show up?

He's blushing.
This is so awkward.

Oh, my God.

I have the heebie-jeebies
a little bit.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?
- Good to see you.

[imitating "Psycho"
sound effect]

I was like,
"I'll bet a million dollars

Madison LeCroy
shows up tonight."

Do you have a million to bet?

- No, I do not.
- All right.

- Hey, boo.
- Hi.

How are you?
Good to see you.

- How are you?
- Olivia.

- Yes.
- Come on over here.

I love this.

Okay, we're looking
at a picture of Craig.

- Come on over here.
- I like looking

at Craig's picture.

- Ugh.
- Ah, bummer.

Oh, my God.

Don't worry.
- I'm not.

- What's that?
- You said, "Don't worry.

I said, I'm not."

[sighs]

Am I sweating?

Thank you, my dear.

Oh, boy.

♪

Austen, breathe it out.

One more.

Look at me.

In through your nose,
out through your mouth.

No, no, no, no.

I don't care.
I don't care if she's here.

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
She's like,

"I bet that you hoped that
I wasn't coming tonight,"

and I was like, "I hoped
and prayed and wished."

That's fine.

But that's what we do.

We, like--
we pray about it.

I just haven't seen her,
and that's fine.

It's so evident that there's,

like,
unprocessed things there.

We shouldn't be going
on our first date

and talking about homegirl.

We shouldn't.

[tense music]

♪

You look good.
[inaudible]

Thank you.
You know I had to show up.

I had to show up.
- [laughs]

So when I started dating
her, your name would come up.

Naomie's name would come up.
- Yeah. Yeah.

But since I've been in her
life, I make her realize,

like, you don't want to
really have any enemies.

And Kathryn,
she's growing, you know.

- She's growing. And...
- She's great.

Everything doesn't grow
at the same speed.

Some things take longer than
others; you know what I mean?

I don't want to
get backlash for it,

but it's Kathryn's birthday.

She should feel like
the princess that she is.

And I want these girls to
actually make her feel happy,

make her feel comfortable.

And I'm glad tonight
has been a good night.

Tonight's been a good night.
Cheers to that.

- Cheers to that.
- Whoo!

[upbeat music]

♪

Okay.
Thank you, Mom.

Like,
thank you so much, Mom.

Babe, you look good.

I'm sleepy.

30.
That's why you're sleepy.

- I'm 30.
- 30.

All right.
Hey, let's go outside.

We need to go chew the fat;
you know what I mean?

- Yes.
- Yes.

God, I wanted that seat.

Now you gotta
sit next to Craig.

- I wanted that seat.
- Persona non grata.

Oh, God.

All right. Cheers.

♪

Wow.

Didn't expect to see
some people here tonight.

Who?

One thing,
Kathryn doesn't like Naomie,

because of all the sh--
she said.

But Naomie came.

But I didn't expect
to see Madison.

- Yes, thank you.
- Like...

so when's the last time
you saw her before tonight?

I haven't seen Naomie
once since she got back.

We're talking about
Madison right now.

[laughter]

What about you?

Talk.

Vegas, whatever.

Okay.

Naomie texted me
a couple of months ago,

and was like, "Everything
you ever said was right."

Um...

Uh, yeah, we did.

[bottle pops]
- Oh!

Um...

What?

Yeah.

You're a good liar,
you ----ing..

- I never lied to you.
- Oh, my God.

Craig is supposed to be
my best friend.

But this just goes to show
you where Craig and I's

relationship has gone to.

I was telling Shep
that it never happened.

I was telling everyone.
I was like, "No, no, no.

"I just had lunch.
I would know.

You know, I would know."

Austen would not know, clearly.

I am ----ing stunned right now.

[dramatic music]

♪

Naomie texted me
and was like,

"Everything you ever said
was right."

Yeah, we did.

You're a good liar,
you ----ing--

I never lied to you.

Oh, my God.

Well, I couldn't tell you,
because you'd tell everyone.

One of these days,
dude, you're going to wake

the [BLEEP] up and realize I'm
your biggest goddamn advocate,

and I'm your goddamn brother,
and you should stop being

such a [BLEEP].
- Yeah, and you advocate

to everyone...
And you should stop

being a [BLEEP].
- Instead of keeping

the secret.
- Wait.

He just tried to say
that he's your best friend,

and you won't admit it,
because you're mean to him.

You're mean to him
behind his back.

You know it, and I know it.

It's not behind his back.
It's to his face.

So that's even worse.

I mean, like...

Shep, shut up.

Plus,
I haven't seen you since May.

I've been like, "Yo,
we got some fresh fish.

I know you're in town."
Austen--

You're an asshole, so I
stopped hanging out with you.

No, I'm not.

It wasn't healthy
for me to hang out with you.

- That's not true.
- On my part.

What about Taylor--

I don't think you're
the most positive person.

What?
I am a positive person, man.

I root for you.
You know that.

That's bullsh--.

Look, I'm not saying
it's your fault.

But you can't step foot in my
store without getting angry.

What does that mean?

Why would I go to your store?

I went once to take pictures.
That's it.

Because Taylor made you.

What man hangs around retail
stores that sell pillows?

Nobody made me.

Nobody would make me
do anything.

Look, this is a convo
I want to have on another day.

I don't want to
have it right now.

This is sad.

Guys, I'm not doing this.

I'm going inside.
- I'm going inside.

♪

Why don't we go sit outside?

This is nice out here,
you know?

Yo, hey,
can one of you all take

a picture of me and Kathryn?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

You want to sit down
on here or what?

I do.

Babe, how are you
feeling about tonight?

I mean, it's weird.

I greeted Naomie
and Venita,

and there's been
no eye contact since.

I've been looking at them.

They have not been
looking at me.

Well, I talked to Venita
for a little while, and it--

How did that go?

It went pretty good.

She seemed like she
wanted to talk to you.

You are so not loyal.

You're not loyal.

Yo, you tripping.

No, you're actually tripping.

When you've been
by my side for, like...

- 'Cause I've been--
- A year knowing she doesn't

want to talk to me.

I just don't think
there should be any kind of,

like, friction between y'all.
- There shouldn't be.

But that's my conversation,
not your conversation to have.

I was just trying to
get y'all two to, like, talk.

Since when are you ever
the peacemaker?

Always.

I'm your peacemaker.
- Chleb, no, you're not.

So anyway,
let's get off that subject.

Well, you look nice tonight.

I'm ready to go home.

Right now?

I'm going home
to my home.

Don't be like that.

I'm not being like anything.

All right.

[tense music]

♪

Yo, yo, yo.
Kathryn is doing the stomp.

Where's my purse?

I'm ready to go.

- Where is she?
- Oh, wait.

Do we have the same bag?

Yes.

K., wait.
I was just telling her--

I was just telling her
that I caught, like,

the awkward hello,

but now I feel awkward.

My greeting was not
meant to be awkward.

I think it was just maybe me
as an awkward person.

But, like, I feel definitely
hurt by you.

Last year, when you said I
should be ashamed of myself--

What you did, Kathryn,

you tried to ruin
a good person's family.

Done with your ----ing ass.

Kathryn, please.

Kathryn, what?

You're not better than anyone.

You're not better than me.
- I never said that.

- You have said that.
- You need to relax.

You act like you are
better than everyone.

- Just chill.
- Need, like, a woosah moment.

It's not a woosah moment,
because she's so fake.

What are you talking about?

Like, literally, stop.

I missed what happened.

How did we go zero to, like--

Kathryn, I don't like
the way you fight.

What way do I fight?

Dirty.
You fight dirty.

How do I fight dirty?

How the [BLEEP]
do I fight dirty?

Um...

I'm not ----ing scared
of you.

But guess what? You yelling
and being the loudest

person in the room--

I don't need you to
to be scared of me.

This is ridiculous.

You don't have to keep being condescending,

because I have ----ing
passionate feelings.

You made me feel a type
of way through a really

---ing hard time in my life
that you're not considerate of.

You ----ing petty little bitch.

I can say what I feel.
- No, no, you can. You can.

I don't give a [BLEEP].
That's how I feel.

That's a lot.
- You invited her here, right?

So she started off
like a bitch.

This is how I've been feeling.

If you're not going to
take accountability...

Oh, my God!

This is how
I continue to feel.

- Kathryn.
- Kathryn, Kathryn.

How did we get here?

What just happened?
What just happened?

I don't know.

She's a ----ing
petty-ass bitch.

And she's so fake.

Is she okay?
Like, Jesus God.

I'm ready to go.

This is going to be the
last time I ----ing say it.

- Kathryn.
- No.

Stop talking to me, Chleb.

Where's my purse?

I'm ready to go.
I'm so ready to go.

You're about to leave
right now?

Did you not hear me?
Why would I be leaving you?

What, you're going
to stay at my party?

This is crazy.

I don't care what
anyone is saying to me.

Kathryn, come here.
Kathryn!

- I am leaving.
- Kathryn, come here.

- Craig, I'm so over this.
- Come here.

No.
I'm done.

I thought your whole shtick
was that you guys are polite.

See, in New York we're
just like, "[BLEEP] you."

And then we walk away.

But you guys ----ing linger.

----ing linger.

This season
on "Southern Charm"...

[organ music]

["Wedding March" playing]

♪

- I'm engaged.
- Is that what I'm looking at?

It's nice and big.

Okay, bye.

Bye, cutie.

Oh, I almost said,
"I love you, bye."

Mwah!

My baby.

I want to go places with you.

I love your style.

If the world's going to
see you, shine bright.

Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today.

This is a
Frank Lloyd Wright house.

- Look at this.
- Ooh, this looks so good.

♪ He's got money

♪ He's in magazines

I'm sh-- faced.

Venita, shut up.

You got this
whole love for me,

but now you're
telling me to shut up?

I think hanging out
one-on-one with an ex

while you are dating
someone is inappropriate.

♪ He's got more honeys
than any honey bee ♪

Taylor, just the way that
he talks to you sometimes.

You ----ing idiot.

You can go to all
your friends and ask,

"Hey, is Kathryn a problem?"
Yes...

- Am I a p--
- You are the problem.

♪ Ooh-ooh-wahh

I feel like I am suffocating.

That's, like,
very condescending.

- It's not.
- Kathryn, you know she--

Shut the [BLEEP] up, Naomie.

♪ The kids go loco

- Craig, now--
- Calm the [BLEEP] down.

I'm sorry.

I can't believe I'm
sharing oxygen with you!

♪ Bah-bah-doo

♪ Ba-bah-dee-dee

♪ It's easy as the birds
and the bees ♪

♪ And the one two threes

- Good talking to you.
- You too.

♪ Mm-hmm