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- Previously
on "Southern Charm"...

- I'm the furthest thing
from racist.

- In the wake
of Kat's emoji scandal,

Leva gave her
the straight dope...

- While Gwynn's
gave her the axe.

- We have to stand
for something.

And it's very clearly not that.

- ♪ Times have changed ♪

♪ Don't ya know?
Don't ya know? ♪

- And when a fed up Danni

was finally ready
to confront Kathryn...

- Is there something
in your eye?

- I have on fake eyelashes.
What the (BLEEP)?

- Well, let's just say
it didn't go so well.

- Unappreciative bitch.

- Okay, Danni.

- ♪ The kids go loco ♪

- Daddy! [screams]
- Hi.

- Meanwhile, Pringle's ex-wife
came to town, and...

- [screams]

- Was underwhelmed
with his rules.

- [screams]
- You let him scream like that?

- What?

- And just as Shep and Taylor
made amends...

- Your emotions were valid.
And I needed to hear them.

- Madison was ready
to move on...

- I've never thought that
the two of you were a match.

- But Austen clearly wasn't.

He's not capable
of being friends.

He's still in love with her.

- We had this conversation
last night

and I don't want
to have it again.

- So I decided to do something
about it once and for all.

I don't know what else to do

other than tell you that, like,
you have to ----ing walk away.

- ♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one-two-threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[up-tempo music]

- Come on.
Go get it.

Good boy.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[phone chimes]
- Yes, ma'am?

- Would you bring me a martini
or something?

- Very good, ma'am.

- Well, I guess
that one's done.

[blows]
Jesus.

- What's up, babe?
- Hey.

- Want some wine?
- Sure.

- "Boojolais"?
[musical sting]

- I think that's "Beaujolais."

- You keep saying that.
I don't think that's right.

[glass clatters]
- [laughs]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- I don't know
if I wanna do this.

- No, it's gonna be fun.

- I'm gonna get
the fishing rods out.

It's gonna be great.
Okay.

Do you want your flops, buddy?
- I don't want to fish.

- Seriously?
- No.

- What do you wanna do?
Lay around?

- Yeah.

- Okay, Dad's gonna
hand you a pole.

- Asher, you take red for me.

- Careful.
Careful with your fishing pole.

Here we go.
- Stop!

- Guys, it's a steamer
out here.

Let's go catch
some great whites.

- This is too heavy.

- When are we gonna be done?

- This is
a family bonding moment!

- I don't care.
It's boring.

- When are we gonna do it?
I'm so bored.

- I need water.
- You know what?

This will be
a core memory for you.

You'll remember this
for the rest of your life.

I walk around with a lot
of guilt sometimes because

I always wanted to be
a hands-on dad.

I always wanted to be there
at every turn.

And this is the only summer
I have

where they're six and eight,

so I gotta try
to make it special.

Okay.
How do you even hook these up?

- I don't know.
Doesn't Jenny know how to fish?

- Wait a minute.
- We need your sister.

[mischievous music]

- [whoops]
- What up?

- Hi.
- This is, like, going so well.

- Hi!
- Hi, how are you?

Oh, we're not supposed
to do this.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- Hi.
- Oh, thank you.

I love that so much.

Hey, Quinny Bear.
- Hey.

- Ooh.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Hi.
Can I see your face?

Hey.
How are you?

Okay, good talk.
- Hi.

- He's the warm one
of the bunch.

- Yeah, I know.

- Right, we're gonna back up
and then, you're gonna

let go of the bottom.
- Watch out, watch out.

- Okay, ready?
Let go.

- Oh.
- Like this.

- [laughs]
- Hook and let go of it.

[laughter]

- That was so close.

- Oh, your brother
trying to fish is amazing.

- Well, you know, that, like--

I mean,
I just forgot all my skill--

- I'm pretty sure
you can't leave a child alone.

[laughter]

- Let's do this guy.
- Hey, Quinny.

We're making this one for you.
- Okay.

- All right,
let's see if this works.

[quirky music]

[dramatic musical sting]
How the--how the--

how did that just happen?
- Oh, no.

- Well--
- Where's the phone?

- You're on my phone right now?

- Yeah,
'cause fishing's boring.

- I got to get them
into surfing.

I got to get them off devices.

I got to quit being
a sack of sh--.

- You're not a sack of sh--.

- I throw them on a device.
- Everybody does.

Mom used to call it
benign neglect.

She would just ignore us
for a few hours, and it worked.

[both laugh]
Why you laughing at me?

- Because, like, we go, "Mom,
your parenting was so good.

You just ignored us
for a few hours."

When we were growing up,

I had free rein at six.

I mean, all we did was
hang out in The Battery.

I pissed in the tulips.
Like, I remember that.

I rode my big wheel around
up and down Church Street.

- No, they just want
to be with you.

They don't care
what they're doing.

[dramatic musical sting]
Except for this.

- So yeah,
my parents were just,

you know, laid-back and cool.

And what I hope
is that my children

feel the same way about me
as I feel about my parents.

I want them to be like,
"He's a cool dad."

- Fishing's boring.

- Just pretend like
it's a video game

and we're all gonna die.

- [laughs]

[bouncy jazz music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Hello, stranger.
- Hi, how are you?

- I know.
It's been too long.

So I was calling you
because I wanted to invite you

to a little get-together.

It was gonna be
Austen's birthday.

- I'm gonna do a table

with seating on the beach
like you said.

Is that good?
- Yes.

- Madison and Austen need to be
the head of the table

'cause she's the host
and he's the...

- Right. Yes.
- Birthday boy.

- But since, you know,
we're not together,

it's now just gonna be a party
for all of us to kind of, like,

get a little tipsy,
you know, have some fun.

- Yeah, it's gonna
be on a private island.

- Yeah, it's gonna
be everybody.

[dramatic musical sting]
- Yeah.

Are you okay with that?

- I know.

Well, I'll put her slap dab
in front of you

so y'all can talk it out.
[laughs]

- Yeah.
It'll be fun.

- Sounds good.
- All right.

Bye, girl.

♪ ♪

- Oh, look who it is.

Ah, I love your dress.

- Thank you very much.
- It's a hippie dress.

- How you doing?
- I'm kind of a hippie myself.

- Yeah, you're a hippie
outside in the heat.

What's going on?
- No, it's not so bad.

I put you
in the most shaded region.

- Oh, thanks.
- We're both COVID-free, right?

- COVID-free.
- All right, we're good.

Okay, are you hungry?

- I can eat maybe
a little something.

- Y'all get a chance
to check out the menu yet?

- Hey, yes.
- Could I have the Cadillac?

- I'm gonna get gorlami
and the Law & Order.

- Sounds good.

- We're here.
We're doing it.

It's Friday afternoon.
- I know.

- I almost brought
Little Craig.

- Oh, Little Craig!

- I almost brought him,
but it's so hot.

both: Yeah.
- Drinks for you.

- All right!
- Thank you.

So are y'all excited
for Madison's party?

- Yeah, this is gonna be,
like, a ----ing awesome party.

- So, like, I don't know what
happened with you and Danni

when y'all talked,
but it sounded like

you kind of, like,
flew off the handle and left.

- Oh, no.
Danni, I felt like, you know--

- All right, y'all.
I got some food for you.

- Oh, wow.
- Napkins, silverware.

- Thank you.
- That day--

- I'm so confused
by the whole situation,

to be honest with you,
because I just feel like it--

it was a whole explosion that--

- [muffled]
Oh, it's really good.

- That really just
kind of, like,

was brought on
with no warning.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Just say, "I'm sorry.
And I'll try to do better."

And that's all
anybody can expect.

- I just want to fix it
because I love Danni.

I really do, and I feel like
my whole world

is, like, literally crumbling.
- Really?

- I mean, from all of--
everything that's going on,

especially with
the whole emoji situation.

Like, that has been
devastating.

- So I texted you
during all this.

- I know.
You were the first person.

- I didn't care that
you didn't get back to me.

But I don't believe in my heart
that you were saying anything

that people said
you were saying.

I think she's at fault.
I think she's at fault.

But I don't think
she's a racist,

so I'm gonna give her
the benefit of that doubt.

Nobody thinks that
you're against Black people.

It's absurd, like--
- It's crazy.

But that's another thing.
Like...

- Huh?

- I have a boyfriend
that's Black.

- You do?
- I swear.

- Who is he?

- Who?

Chleb and I have known
each other since...

Um, we started to, like, flirt

and kind of hang out since
probably before quarantine.

I don't know.
A few months ago.

I don't know the exact date.
I'll have to look.

He's a ----ing nice Ravenell.

- Are you happy?
- I'm so--I'm so happy.

Yes.
- Well, that's good.

- But like,
as I'm talking to, like, Leva

about the monkey emoji, well,

you know,
I could easily be like,

"Yeah, well, you know,
I do have a Black boyfriend,"

but I'm not gonna say that
because, you know,

I don't want people to be like,
"Oh, well, that's convenient."

You know what I'm saying?
- Come on, convenient?

At that point,
you're, like, spending time

and sleeping with somebody.

Nobody does that
for convenience.

- Right, absolutely.
- I don't think.

[tense music]

- Coming up...

- Austen.
- Madison.

I am blown away
at what you just said to me.

- This is un----ing-believable!

[melancholic music]

♪ ♪

[doorbell buzzes]

- Thank you.

Voilà.
[phone chimes]

Hey.
- Hey.

- What're you doing?

- I too just got off work.

- [laughs]
- Anyways...

- Yeah?

[dramatic musical sting]

- The best for me personally?

- Uh, okay.
Explain.

- This is unbelievable.

Un----ing-believable!

- Which--which--

which at one point
was supposed to be my party.

- I--I was
in a good mood today,

but you calling right now,
you just sh-- on my day.

- Here I am thinking
that we broke up amicably.

[line trilling]

I mean, how much of an idiot
do I feel like?

- What's up?

- I just had an interesting
call with Madison.

She basically was like,

"Craig doesn't want you
coming to my party,

so I don't think
that you should come."

The nicest thing you can do,
if you care about Austen,

is to walk away and
not talk to him anymore, ever.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Unbelievable.

[line beeping]
- She's gonna--

- Okay, Madison is calling me
back over and over.

- What?

- Madison, this is, like--

- I am blown away
at what you just said to me.

You meet up with Craig?

Y'all form, like,
some little coalition,

and then, all of a sudden,

you have the balls
to call me and say,

"I don't think that
you should come to my party."

[dramatic musical sting]
Have you lost your mind?

- Tell me what you're saying,
Madison.

Make it clear.

- You know what, Madison?

I--I think I'll skip it.

[dramatic musical sting]

- And there you have it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- It's hot.

I feel like
I'm about to rob Gwynn's.

- I know, right?
Masked up, sunglasses.

We're coming for you, Madison.
- [laughs]

- I think we're supposed to
meet her in the dressing room.

- Hello.
- Hi, how are y'all doing?

- Hello, ladies.
- Welcome.

- Oh, it's so nice in here.
- It's so beautiful in here.

- Are we allowed to hug?
[laughter]

- Yeah, let's just be safe.
Hi, Danni.

[laughter]

- It's so unnatural.

- I just want a hug so bad.
- I'm ready for hugs.

I'm ready for events.
- I know.

- Madison LeCroy called me
to make sure I was coming

and told me
the vibe's, like, boho.

Beachy, chic.
- Mm-hmm.

- So we pulled some looks.

Ready to get dressed up?
- Yeah, jump in there.

- There's stuff
in the rooms too.

- [gasps]
These are so pretty.

- I love wide leg pants.

- Turban vibes.

- Oh, yas, honey.
- You're like a magician.

- I should be, like,
riding on a carpet somewhere.

- Hey, girls.

- We need some champ.
- Yes.

- Whoo!
- Can somebody hook this?

- Cute.
- Really pretty, Danni.

- I will make
the final decision, like,

20 minutes before.
[laughs]

- Cheers, you guys.
- Cheers to good shopping.

- Yes.
- And fun at Capers.

- So Madison LeCroy
told me Kathryn's coming.

- I know.

I mean, our last interaction
was terrible.

- Venita doesn't know.
- Yeah, I don't know. Tell me.

- Well, she came to my house
two hours late.

- Oh.
- She rolled her eyes.

And then, I basically said bye.

- [laughs]

Right?

- Yeah, right?
- Question of the day.

- [laughs]

- [sighs]

At the end of the day,
I still care a lot about her.

She will still always be that,

like, naive little 21 year old
that I remember.

But she definitely
has some growing up to do.

And I think
I have played a role in...

maybe enabling her
a little bit.

- Well, here's the part that
I found offensive, was that,

"Why am I the only person
you're talking to?"

- Me--
that's what I found offensive.

- Why do you think
I'm the only person

that's offended by the emoji
minority platform gate?

- Right.
- Because I'm a person of color?

'Cause my husband's
African American?

Did you forget
that she's a minority,

and, like, you think
your white friends don't care?

Like, all the shrapnel
from the bomb you set off

has hit everyone
in her circle.

- Yeah, and it's like,
now the poor decisions

that you're making, like,
it affects my entire family.

- This is
a minority-owned business.

- This is, you know,
our livelihood,

and not even an apology?

- Wait, she still
hasn't apologized?

- No, I mean,
it's such a slap in the face.

- So how do you think Kathryn
will be on Capers Island?

- I just, like,
wanna be surprised, like--

- I want to know
if she's bringing, like,

a strategic Black boyfriend.
- Wait, what?

- Well, have you heard
who she's apparently dating?

- Is she dating Chleb?

- [loud squeal]
[laughing] Sorry, sorry.

- Chleb Ravenell.
- I know who that is.

- Dating as of when?
- It's what I've heard.

You know, it's a small town.

- I didn't really think
it was real.

- Honestly, I'm just like,

I don't buy it.

- That was her strategic move,
I guess.

Banging a Black guy is not--

that doesn't make you,
like, woke.

- Maybe it was authentic.

Maybe it had nothing
to do with--

- Yeah, but you come
to her defense too much.

Like, you come
to her defense a lot.

- I'm not doing it anymore.
- Yeah.

You can't do that anymore.
- You can't do it anymore.

- Yeah.

[tense music]

- Coming up...
- What do I do?

I just want to be happy.

- You can be happy, but you're
gonna have to be sad first.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- What's up?
How are you?

- You ready to go on a boat?
- Yes.

Will you take me to Capers?
- Absolutely.

- Please.
Thank you.

All right.

Try not to mess my hair up.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Oh, my gosh!

[laughs]

Thank you.
- You're so welcome.

- I'm gonna start crying.

- You look like a bride.

- Oh, my God.
I love it.

- I've had, like,
four people ask us,

"Is this a wedding?"

- [laughs]
- No.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Now, Madison,
you're gonna love this.

I found all the decor out here.

- Oh.
- So we're all organic.

- Yes.
- So we could throw it back.

- This is exactly
what I pictured, but better.

- These are the glasses,
and each one

is etched
with each person's name.

So that'll be their place card.
- Okay.

I'ma go right here.

- Would you sit Austen
next to you?

- Um, Austen's
not gonna come anymore.

[tense music]

- That's fine.
- I think so too.

♪ ♪

- Oh, boy.

Party on the beach
in the middle of ----ing July.

[exhales]

If only my hair
would stay today,

but it won't.

Stay.

[exciting music]

- Hi there.

Is it safe to step on?
Yeah?

How's it going?

- Going well.
- Good.

Hi.
- Hey.

- Who's that behind the mask?
- It's Pringle.

- Pringle.
- How's it going?

Good to see you.
- Elbow hello.

- Nice to see you.
- Hi.

- Is that Danni and Madison?

- Hello, beautiful ladies.
- Hey, guys.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- Well, you girls
look really nice.

- Thank you.
You look handsome.

- Oh, thank you very much.

[funky music]

♪ ♪

- What's up?

How's it going?
- Shep!

- We're were supposed
to dress nice.

- In 90-degree weather?
Nobody told me that at all.

What a misfire.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Gorg.
- You look so pretty.

Venita, this is Shep.

And this is Pringle.

- Hi, nice to see you.
- Venita.

Nice to meet you, Shep.
- Shep.

- Yes, likewise.

- Hello.
- Hi, how you doing?

[tense music]

- I can't believe my best
friend stabbed me in the back

and told Madison
to uninvite me.

[exhales]

But you know what?
- [chuckles]

- Hello. Hello.
- Hey, what up, dude?

- Like, it's my party,
and I can come if I want to.

- Oh, hello.
He got the memo.

- See, he's dressed nicely.
He's wearing pants.

- Shepard.
- What?

- He actually might
be the smart one, though,

'cause I'm gonna be
dumping buckets.

- [sighs]

I don't know why he's here,
to be honest.

- Hello, everybody.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi.

- I mean,
if I had been dumped,

I would not be going
to the party on the beach

with my ex-girlfriend.

I would sit it the (BLEEP) out.

[dramatic musical sting]

- I'm Austen.
- Venita.

Nice to meet you, Austen.
- Nice to meet you too.

- [laughs]
- Man.

- Here we go.

- Are we leaving?
Is this everybody?

- Is Taylor coming?
both: Later.

- She's working.

- I thought we were waiting on--
are we not waiting?

- That's it?
- Shep, where's Kathryn?

- She's coming with Craig.
- Oh.

- They're on the buddy system.
- I knew they'd come together.

- I'm kind of hungover.

- I don't know what--
really what to expect today.

I mean,
I'm sure I'll see Danni.

- Yeah, is she coming?
- I would assume, right?

- I mean, look, I love Danni.

I just think
she hasn't been right

since her breakup with Todd.

I don't think she processes
things correctly, you know?

But I was dealing with ----ing
Austen and Madison all morning.

She called him and was like,
"You know,

I don't know if it's
the best idea for you to come."

- To his own party?
This was his party.

You can't cancel his party,
still have the party,

and then cancel him
on the party.

- What's up?

- She called me and she goes,

"If you can't
compartmentalize--"

which she didn't say that

'cause she doesn't know
what word means.

"If you can't compartmentalize,
then, like,

I don't think
that you should come today."

Well, I decided to get on
this damn thing, and go here,

and be like, "Hey, look,
I am totally capable of us,

like, cheersing each other
and laughing."

- Good.
- Imagine if she, like,

invited, like, a guy.
- Is that what you need to see?

You don't need to see that.
- No. No, no, no.

I don't want to see that.

- But, like, the emotions
are still very much in play.

And then, I think me and
Craig's whole thing was like,

"Are they in play for her
or just him?"

- What do I do?
I just want to be happy.

- You can be happy, but you're
gonna have to be sad first.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Coming up...

- I think it's silly that
now you want to come

and you want to have this
big dick energy when you don't.

- Um, okay.

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I see Madison
----ing walking around

like ----ing Fabio's gonna
come up on a white horse

and pick her up out of here.
- He might.

- She looks like a goddess.
- She really does.

- Yeah.
- She looks very goddess-y.

[playful musical sting]

- Get down.

- Okay, everyone, get off.
Go, Shep, go.

- Madison, I did not receive
an email about attire.

Was that on purpose?

Did you want me
to be the odd duckling?

- Well, no, I didn't
'cause I thought I told you.

- I swear you didn't.

- Oh, I swear I did.
- I swear you didn't.

[chuckles]
- It looks so pretty!

- Oh, look at you, golly.
- Thank you.

- You look so sweet.
- Thank you.

- Hi!
- Hi, Madison!

[both cheer]
- Oh, my God.

The sand feels so good.

Oh, thank you.

- Oh, my God,
and Pringle bringing it.

- Hello.
How are you?

- I've never seen this.
- Are we hugging?

- Yes.
- Look at you. You look great.

- [clears throat]

- Oh, I...

[record scratches]
- Hello, you.

[tense music]

- Like--
- Okay.

- Well, let's--

uh, let's go.

That bitch just killed my vibe.

- I love it.
- You look lovely.

- Oh.

- This is really pretty.

- I see you went with the--
like, the beach hair.

- Yeah, natural is out.

Guys, so your place cards
are your glasses.

So they are engraved,
and you can keep those.

- Oh!
- Oh.

- Whoa!

- Oh, wow.
This looks very nice.

- Find your seat.
- That's pretty amazing.

- Engraved.
That's special.

- Shep, Taylor.

- Pringle.
Pringle, you're over here.

- Okay.
- Kathryn, Craig.

- Thank you.
- Madison.

- Oh.

Is there a glass for me,
Madison?

- This is pretty cool.

- Uh, I didn't think
you were coming, but--

- Wait, what?
- Ah, boy!

- So yeah.

♪ ♪

- So are we gonna--are we
supposed to lay in here first?

Are we sitting down
right away, or--

- No, actually, we're just
gonna get a cocktail.

The girls are gonna come over.
- [gasps]

We have people
delivering us drinks?

- I got to tell you.
This is awesome.

Thank you.
Thank you for having me.

- No, yeah, thanks for coming.

- Let's go put our feet
in the water.

- Where's the area
that doesn't have, like,

all this stuff
that hurts your feet?

- Um...
[laughs]

Welcome to the beach?
- Okay, yeah.

- Look at Leva walking
down the beach, seriously.

- Oh!
- See, this is so much better.

- Oh, yes.
This is great.

- Guys, can we set a plate
for Austen here?

- Sorry, it's not
to try to get you back.

I'm just over here because
the wind is coming this way.

- Listen, you couldn't get me
back right now if you tried.

- So here's to not trying.

- Well, I think it's silly
that now you want to come

and you want to have this
big dick energy when you don't.

- It's tense.

- Wait, what's wrong?

- You don't even
have a spot for me.

- Because you told me
you were not gonna come.

- Well, I came.
- Okay.

Well, we'll put you
right there by Taylor.

[tense music]

- Um, okay.

♪ ♪

- Would you care
for a glass of wine?

- Oh, gosh, yes.
- Okay.

- Pinot or--
- Sauvignon blanc?

- [laughs]
- What?

- Wait, bitch.
- You ready?

Come on, Madison.

- Mother----ing (BLEEP)
took away my place,

and then said
that I came in hot.

And I was like, "No, no, no,
I actually thought

that I came in kind of with,
like, my tail between my legs."

Get me out of here.

- Clink.
- [laughs]

- Should we open this?
- Yeah.

- We have, like, 30 minutes.

- You know how to open
a screw top?

- You just--
no, you just twist it.

- I know, but watch.

Like how if you're a waiter,
you present it.

- Oh, my God.
- And then, you crack it.

[whooshes]

- What?
[laughs]

- I messed up a little, but--

- You got skills.

- Cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.

Ting!

- I wonder
if Austen's mad at me.

- Mad at you for what?

Having a conversation
with Madison?

- Yeah.

Oh, well.

- [exhales]

- I feel like
I'm at a show.

- At a show?

- Yes, ma'am.

- Listen, I've been working out
during the quarantine.

- Love how she just,
like, stops talking

'cause Austen walks by.
- I know.

- What's the deal with him,
though?

I thought y'all--
he was invited, right?

- Um, well, I uninvited him.
- Oh, sh--, are you kidding?

- Because he's too attached.
- Oh, he still really loves her.

- I mean,
he's pouting right now.

He was, like,
walking by himself.

- He shouldn't have came.
I told him not to come.

I don't know why he...

[mischievous music]

- Oh, God.
They're talking about me.

- So if he starts
dating someone else,

how would you feel?

- I mean,
I'm gonna be pissed, but--

- You're basically like,
"I want to use you."

- Uh, not--I mean,
let me tell you what.

- [laughs]
Let's be real.

- I'm done here.
Like, I'm--

I'm going for the A team,
not no D team.

[laughter]

- I play to win.

Oh!

- We're trading up the minors
for the majors.

You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, right.

- I haven't hit the table once.

I don't even know why
I'm still ----ing playing.

- [laughs]

- Why you got Craig and Kathryn
together?

Separate them.
Why is she being coddled?

[tense music]

- Because you know that
if she's not coddled,

she will walk away.

- Where?
Where is she going to walk to?

- What do you think?
I'm, like,

gonna lift up the table
throw it at her?

♪ ♪

- Coming up...
This is cool.

[dramatic music]

What's up, guys?

- Hi.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You wore pelicans
on your shorts.

- Oh, these are--toucans.
- Oh, that too.

- Did I say pelicans?
[laughter]

- Let me get this stuff
and serve the food.

- Okay.

- Thank God for the breeze.
I know it's a little breezy.

But it's also important because
it could be muggy as hell.

- Do you guys want to eat?
- Yeah, what you got?

- Let's go.
- Okay.

This is beautiful, Madison.
I got to hand it to you.

- So, um,
it's more self-serve.

- Okay.
That works for me.

[mischievous music]

- But, like, you would like it
out of the glass

'cause that's very--
- It's very ladylike.

It's very ladylike
out of the glass.

- I'd love to pour it for you.

- Thank you so much.
- So--

- Well, cheers to you.
You did a great job.

- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.

- I might get
a little champagne drunk.

I'ma have some water.

- Pringle, you're looking...

- Yeah, you too.
- Sharp.

- Yeah, well, this is the shirt
Craig and I bought together.

- Well, wait,
so, like, it's literally you

and then nothing
because they're not here.

- Yeah.
- I can't sit in the sun.

I can't sit in the sun.

I'll sit next to you Pringle,
so--

- There's no sun right here.

- Okay, how are we supposed
to sit here?

- Feels like
I'm back in Marrakesh.

- We are too big.

- Legs go straight in.
It's hollow.

- So, like--

- You sit your butt
on the pillow

and your legs go straight.
- Okay.

- [laughs]
- [exhales]

[indistinct chatter]

- Is that food?
- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

[whimsical music]

- Mmm.
- Oh.

- Oh!
That looks great.

- Yeah.
That is amazing.

I'm like, oh, my God.
- I got a--I got a tong.

- Get in there, dude.
- I got a tong.

- Hey, why don't you leave some
for the rest of the ocean?

- Hey--oh, thank you.
I'll just grab this.

- Oh, yeah.
I'll pass it on, sure.

Thanks so much.
- Ooh, it's spicy.

- Shrimp is good.

- You guys with all your dadbods
can grab that.

'Cause I can't.
- Excuse me?

- I mean, I didn't mean that.

- I'm joking.
- She's just--

- I am a dad,
and I do have a body.

- Dude, you got some--
you got some sun.

- I know, dude, I've been
taking the kids out every day.

And, like, just--
- How old are they?

- Six and eight.
You got to meet them.

They met her son.
- Yeah.

They're very well-behaved.

Cute.

- Well, thank you.
That means a lot to me.

- I say we have
a threesome...class.

- [laughs]

- Threesome class?
- Wait, a threesome what?

- No, I mean he has two kids,
I have one--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a threesome class.

I got it.
- [exhales]

- This tastes fantastic.
- This is awesome.

- Have any of you talked
to Craig or Kathryn?

- I just talked
to Craig and Taylor.

Craig and Kathryn
are on their way,

and Taylor is at the marina.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- There's a tent.

- Oh, oh, oh, is that them?

- I see a big
pontoon boat coming.

- Who's got--
oh, that's Shepard.

I thought we were supposed
to dress up.

- Craig and Kathryn are coming.
- I don't care.

- Austen, if you want
to move yourself on this side.

- I'm sitting right here.

- Austen!
- What does it matter now?

It's like--
- They have nowhere to sit.

- They have plenty of places
to sit, Madison.

- Oh, there's Pringle.
- [mumbling]

- God.
Where do you want me to sit?

- I'm not gonna have them
walk up

and not have
a ----ing place to sit.

So put it there.

- There are places to sit.

- Yeah, and you're in the place.

Move.
Move the plate.

- Are you enjoying that what
was once your birthday meal

is now like a--
whatever the (BLEEP) this is?

Whatever this is.
I don't know what this is.

At some point,
don't you feel like this is

holding you back in life?

- Of course, I do, Pringle.
- Time to move on?

- Oh, my goodness!

- Oh, boy.
- How are y'all?

- Good, you look nice.
- You look so pretty.

- Thank you.
[tense music]

- Yeah.
This is so nice.

- Right this way.
- This is cool.

♪ ♪

- What's up, guys?

- I wanna take my shoes off.
I'm, like...

- This is cool.
- Getting sand everywhere.

- Yeah, I was here.

- My best friend can't even
look me in the eyes

at this beach because
they know they have all

----ing turned their backs
on me.

Where do we sit?
- Um...

- They're all
sitting down together,

acting like
they don't know me.

And that breaks
my ----ing heart.

- Hey, Kathryn.
- Hey, how are you?

- How are you?
- Good.

- Kathryn, this is Venita.

- Hi, I'm Kathryn.
- Hi, I'm Venita.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Kathryn.

Nice to meet you.
- What's up, Shep?

Where's Taylor?
- Hey, buddy.

She's on the way.
She's right behind you,

I think.
- Cool.

- Are you getting sand
in your face too?

It's everywhere on my face
right now.

- I love your sunglasses,
by the way.

- Those are super cool.
- Thanks.

I feel very Elton John.
- That's a good look.

I mean, I love Elton John.
- Me too.

- Has she not spoken
to you yet?

I'm screaming.
Is she avoiding you?

- Indifferent.

♪ ♪

- As Madison grunts and moans
as I sit near her.

- Can we just take a picture?
[overlapping chatter]

- Why are you in my seat?
- Oh, yeah.

Here we go.

(BLEEP).

- Like, this thing is dragging.

- Sorry, I'm getting sand
in my eyes a little bit.

- I really like
the mango chutney.

I'm not gonna lie.
Five stars.

- Everything is so good.
- Everything is so good.

- Yeah, he's
definitely freaking out.

- What?

- Is freaking out that
he's not sitting next to you?

- Well, actually, I told him to
come only if he were able to--

- Be normal?

The fact that he's here
is pathetic.

He can't handle being around
Madison as just friends.

This is why
they have to cut ties.

- [softly]
Oh, God.

- Y'all.

Taylor's here.
- Where?

- She's over there.

- [grunts]

- Go get her.
- Aw!

That is so cute.

- It's Taylor!

- He's so happy to see her
and it's cute.

- Hey, guys.
Everyone looks so beautiful.

- Taylor, hey.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- This is beautiful.
- Thank you.

We know who you're with.
I mean, this is fantastic.

- Now I know who I belong to.
- But you look stunning.

- I know, he probably
knew the attire.

He just wanted to lie and
make me show up like an idiot.

- I didn't.
No, I did not.

- Do you want a full glass,
or you want--

- All the way.
- All right.

- I'm fixing.
- Oh, thank you.

- You wanna go throw a football
and then jump in the water?

- Sure.
- Let's go.

- I literally want
to invite Kathryn

to just come sit over here
right between the two of you.

I feel like there needs
to be a kumbaya.

- Oh, sh--.
What was that?

- That was Shep
doing that on purpose.

- Oh, my God.
Did you just block that?

- I tried to.
I didn't quite get there.

- Oh, my God, it was going to

if you wouldn't have
blocked that.

It would have hit me
in the side of my head.

- Pringle, wow,
way to save the ----ing day.

- Oh, my God.

- Let's go swimming.

- Kathryn?
- Hey.

- Can you come sit over here
with us?

- Pringle, you can sit by me.
- All right--oh.

- Perfect, actually.

- Craig, hey.
- [snorts]

- What's up?
- Let's talk.

- You being weird?
- No.

- You guys look like
----ing idiots

with your matching outfits.
Like, I'm literally pissed.

- Don't even respond to it.

- I can't even.

- She can be
kind of nasty, huh?

- You are sh-- stirring.

- [laughs]
I mean...

- Madison the mom
is very sweet,

caring, nurturing.

Madison with Austen is mean.

And it makes me
really uncomfortable.

- She's--dude,
that's all she's been doing.

You have no idea, man.

- Yeah, but you also said you
were gonna act ----ing normal,

and you're not.
- I am, I am.

But yeah, all day,
she's like...

And I've been just, like--
I've been sitting there

and taking it,
and I'm like, "Okay."

- But see, this is
the nastiness that comes out

when you guys are together.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't want to rehash anything
about ----ing me and Madison.

I want to talk about the fact
that you told Madison

to uninvite me.

What the (BLEEP) is going on?

It's just nasty, man.

- Honestly, this is why I get
so ----ing frustrated at you

to the point where, like,
I went and talked to Madison.

But any delusion that you have

that you guys can just
be friends isn't there

because your feelings
are too strong.

And I'm mad at you because
this is still a thing.

You know,
every time that you guys

are in each other's lives,
you're miserable.

It's a ----ing toxic mess.

And as long as it didn't
affect anyone around you,

then who gives a (BLEEP)?

You can be miserable
all you want.

But, like,
it spills over into our time.

I would have liked to come out
to the beach today

and just had a beach party,
but instead, we're now talking

the same conversations
over and over.

And, like, I can't handle it
anymore as a best friend.

[dramatic music]

I don't even want to hang out
with our friend group anymore.

And, like,
I blame it on you and Madison.

- [groans]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...
- Oh, my God.

- What's wrong?
- Hold on--no, no.

Hold on.

Give me a second.
- I'm not doing this.

I don't want you to--
- Well, you should do it.

- I'm not doing this.
I don't know what's going on!

[tense music]

- I would have liked
to come out to the beach today

and just had a beach party,
but instead we're now talking

the same conversations
over and over.

And, like, I can't handle it
anymore as a best friend.

Like,

I don't even want to hang out
with our friend group anymore.

And, like, I blame it
on you and Madison.

- [sighs]

- His dad is so involved that--
- Come sit.

- I don't have sunscreen on me.
- Sit right here.

- I need SPF.
- Do you want to move over one?

- I might get burned.
- Danni has some.

- Sure, I can move over.

- I will get so burned.
What's going on, y'all?

♪ ♪

- I literally am picking sand
out of my teeth.

- [exhales]

- Listen,
why don't you two go talk,

and we all drink
and have fun on the beach?

Right?

You know?

- I'm open to hearing whatever
is going on with you, you know?

- There's a lot, yeah.

- You two go talk.

- I don't know.

It's just--if you guys
can't figure out

how to not let your toxicity
affect people in your life,

like, you know, people are
gonna start pulling away.

- Can I tell you that
this is the first time

that you have said,
"Your relationship

is affecting me and my life"?
- Right.

- And that ----ing--
that, like, hurts.

- I know.
I know you don't like it.

But the thing is, is like,
if you continue to choose that,

then you are turning your back
on the other people

that are closest in your life.

- You know, I had no idea that
you were even upset with me.

- Kat--

- I have been texting you
since February.

- Kat.
- Yeah.

That's true.
- Kat.

Can I explain it to you?
- Yes, I would love that.

- But...

Now, you just did it again.
- What?

- You just rolled your eyes.
- I'm not rolling my eyes.

I'm literally listening.

- Are you okay?
- I mean, I'm fine.

I just feel so disrespected.

It's so inauthentic.
It's, like, all about her and--

[sighs]

- Do you really
want to talk it out?

I mean, honestly.
- I don't know.

I have no idea what
we're talking about.

It's up to you.
I'm gonna go talk to them.

- I feel you.

- Your friends are coming over.

- My friend?

- Look, you or Madison aren't
my friends anymore apparently.

- Oh, my God.
- What's wrong?

- Hold on--no, no.
Hold on.

Give me a second.
Give me a second.

- I'm not doing this.
- No, you should do it.

- I'm not doing this.
I don't know what's going on!

- Kathryn,
come have a conversation.

- I don't know
what you guys want.

You got one person
talking to me

who doesn't know
what she wants to say.

I don't understand.

- Like, why the (BLEEP)
am I even putting myself

out there to, like--

- No one knows, including me,
so I walked away.

- I've been asking.
I said,

"What's going on?
Talk to me."

- I was not ready
to have that with her.

- Well, I don't know.

I say we just walk down
to the water, get our feet wet,

and not talk about Madison.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- No, I genuinely don't know
what's going on.

Like, I don't know.

- Just sit.

- I walked over there
to try and talk to you.

- Well, I'm in the middle
of talking to Danni.

- What did you say, though?

Because I've heard
Madison's side

and I've heard Danni's side.

And they both feel betrayed
by you.

- Betrayed by me?

- Because you haven't
apologized.

You haven't said, "I'm sorry."

- I'm gonna be
quite honest with you.

I'm in a friendship
with Madison.

You and I can have
this conversation.

This isn't a conversation
for the dinner table.

- I agree.

- So let's just leave it
at that.

- Guys, we brought
matching towels.

- Wow.
- Oh, my God.

Y'all are so adorable.
I can't handle it.

- Yeah, well, let's get a drink
and go to the water.

- I observed.

I haven't hung out
with you guys a bunch together.

I just thought that there was--

thought that y'all
were going back and forth

and needling each other
a little bit to see, like,

"Do they still care?"

- I mean, I'm always
gonna care, but, like,

do I think it's, like,
long-term for my son?

- Right, well, we talked--
I mentioned it.

- Madison's obviously
----ing talking to Pringle

1,000% on purpose.

- So the mustard bros are back.

- Are y'all okay?
- Who?

- Y'all.
- Craig and I are fine.

- Okay.
I just wanted to ask.

- How are y'all two,
is the question?

- Yeah, you guys--

I heard you guys ----ing
had it out the other day.

Did you make up?

[tense music]

- I think it's,
like, a little deeper

than an entrée conversation.

- Well, you guys are sitting
there like nothing happened.

And last time I heard,
you yelled at Kathryn

when she got to your house.
- Oh, God.

- You know what, how about
y'all butt the (BLEEP) out?

- Kathryn seemed upset
the other day

because her best friend
wasn't talking to her.

- Craig, you have no right
to say a word, I'm sorry.

- I'm Kathryn's friend.
I'm sticking up for Kathryn.

[dramatic musical sting]
- That's fine.

You have no idea what
you're talking about, though.

- That's why I was asking.

Kathryn said she went over
to hang out with you.

And within 10 minutes,
she left the house.

- [laughs]
Oh, so that's on me?

- Kathryn, what did you say
to Craig?

- No, no, that doesn't matter.

(BLEEP) this.
Come over here.

(BLEEP) them.
I'm not doing this.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
- (BLEEP) you.

- I got a bad hip.
Hold on, I got a bad hip.

- Grow up.

- All right,
go have your conversation.

- You saved the day, Craig.

- Yeah, that's
what I always do.

- God!

- You're upsetting Danni,
Craig.

- She gets upset
about everything.

- He just asked
if they were good.

That's all he did.
- But, Craig, you only know

one side of the story,
though, Craig.

- I don't want to know
the story.

I just want them to talk.
- Craig, shut the (BLEEP) up.

- What?

Why are you cursing?
- Oh, god damn!

- You don't deserve
to know anything.

- You need to work
on your, like,

your reactions and emotions.

- Oh, don't do that, Craig.
- But she does this.

She flips.
She thinks with her emotions.

- I'm telling you,
you sound like a dick.

- I'm just saying,
we need to rationally talk.

- She's rational right now.

- She's saying
them two need to talk

and that we're finding, like--
- Okay.

- [cries]

- I guess girls and guys

have different definitions
of rational.

- Craig, I am so irritated

that you're talking sh--
right now.

- I said, I guess girls and
guys have different definitions

of being rational.

- Clearly.
- Okay, so I--

- Yes, they do.

- Okay, so I need
to appreciate that.

- (BLEEP) you.

- Just happy to be here.
- [cackles]

- Girls and boys
deal differently

with the way they deal
with their emotions.

- Yeah, I know.
Girls are different than guys.

Like, our arguments
are, like, actually valid

because they (BLEEP) up
each other's lives,

but their sh--'s all emotional.

- [laughs]

- Craig, don't be an asshole.
- I'm not.

- [cries]

- Can you imagine us
getting stuck here?

- I think we are stuck here.

- [sniffles]
Okay, here's the bottom line.

The reasons my feelings
were hurt was because

I found out
you had reached out to Leva

and basically expressed to her
that you're alone

and you don't have anybody
you can count on.

And I'm like,
"Are you ----ing joking?"

Like, if you truly feel like
I'm not a good friend and I--

- But I do feel like
you're a good friend.

It's just been hard
to get in touch with you.

And that's fine because,
like, I've been there too,

but I'm so confused,

like, how this has become
this huge thing.

- Because you reached out
to Leva

and told her you were alone
and, like, had no one.

And I'm like, "What?"

- I don't know
if I really said--

- You did because Leva
specifically called me.

- Well, then maybe--
then maybe I did say that

'cause that's how I felt.

- I have put more energy
into helping her

than anybody in my entire life.

So to hear that
she doesn't have anybody,

it made me feel completely
taken advantage of.

She's swiping me up under
the rug until she needs me.

And when she needs me,
she really needs me.

What I would ask at this point,

if I were you right now,
I would be like,

"What can I do
to make you feel better?"

- That's obviously
the question, like, in my head.

- But you're not saying that.

- Because I don't know
what to--because literally,

I feel like
we're talking in circles.

Like, what am I
not understanding?

- I think our definitions
of friendship is different.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Am I not
a good enough friend?

Like, are you telling me,
like, you're not--

you don't want to be friends?

[tense music]

- Coming up...
- Shut the (BLEEP) up!

- You shut the (BLEEP) up!

- No, shut the (BLEEP) up.
Let her speak!

- You know nothing, Madison.

- Do you?
- No, you know nothing.

- All right, guys.
The boat's here.

The party is over.
- We're wrapping up?

- The tide is rolling in.
- Yeah.

[tense music]

- I think our definitions
of friendship is different.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Are you telling me, like,
you don't want to be friends?

♪ ♪

- I just feel like
you're not being like,

"Sorry, Danni.
I'm sorry you feel that way."

- Guys.

Unfortunately, we have to go.

The boats aren't gonna
be able to get out.

- Oh.
- Yeah, so...

- Okay.
- Yeah, no.

This isn't gonna go anywhere.
It's all good.

- Are we getting
on the boat now?

- I guess we have to.
Yeah.

- Okay, okay.
- Hey, the boat's that way.

- Okay.
- Okay. Taylor?

- Ready?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I haven't given you
a proper hug.

- You're not ----ing sorry.
- I am.

- Get away from me.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

- I'm so glad you guys came.

- Are you gonna talk
to Madison?

- I don't know.

I haven't even finished
my conversation with Danni.

- They're not against you,
Kathryn.

You got to go home
and figure this sh-- out.

- Leva.
- Yeah?

- Do you want your cup
from today?

- Yes, thank you.

- Consider myself moved on.
- Good.

- Promise you that.
- Cheers.

- Cannot wait
for what the future holds.

Let's go!

Whoo!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Excuse me.
- Yeah?

- You want to talk?
- Yeah.

- I'm getting sprayed
in the face.

I need to move, though.
- You want to move up here?

- The fact that
you showed up like this

is absolutely--

- Maybe you're just pissed

because you didn't win
the dance contest.

[overlapping chatter]

- Bottom line is, I feel like

if my friend had
a family business

that they felt like they needed
to make a statement like that

because they were
getting so blown up,

I would have knocked
on your door.

I would have sent you
a text message.

I would have called you.
- Oh, okay.

- There are so many forms.

- You literally
don't even know what happened.

- Do you care about
what we went through?

- Absolutely, I care.
Are you kidding me?

[tense music]

I'm very sorry for the fact
that they received

any messages online
like saying, you know,

"Why did you employ
that person?"

However, I don't think they
should have posted anything.

It was ----ing humiliating.

And in my eyes, it was bullying
in and of itself.

And I'm not doing this, where
all the--I'm not doing this

with all the girls listening.
Like, it's crazy.

Like, what,
we have an audience?

I'm not doing that.

- No, I was getting
sprayed back there.

- God Almighty.
I'm not doing that.

- It's no audience, Kathryn.
- I will sit back here

because you don't have
an audience.

- Is there drama going on
over there?

- Like, I'm not doing it.
I'm just not--

- Kathryn,
I'm not your audience.

- No, y'all moved up
just now to listen.

- Because there's wind
back there.

I'm not your ----ing audience.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Okay, great.

[dramatic music]

- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.

I just feel like
I can't talk about it.

I don't know if I should
or shouldn't.

- Hold up.
I'm gonna say one thing.

Listen,
I'm gonna say one thing.

And I wasn't trying
to be an asshole to you.

But I just want you
to know, like,

that I feel like
you've walked through life

feeling like
people are against you.

I feel like you're looking
at me like I'm against you.

- No, no, no, no.
- But I'm not.

- But, like,
you got to understand

why she feels so, right?
- Why, why?

What have I done to her
that she feels that way?

- Listen, she feels attacked
by every woman on this boat.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Hold up.
- Every single woman.

- Oh, snap.

Austen said some stupid sh--.

- Every woman?
- Yes.

- Shut up!
- That's not true.

- Hold up, hold up.
- Okay.

- Like, no.
Listen, you little ----boy.

Just because I'm a woman,
and I have a voice,

and I know how to use it,

that doesn't mean
I'm a ----ing bully.

Her and I have some issues

that honestly affected my
----ing husband and my child.

- I'ma--sorry.
- No, shut the (BLEEP) up.

- Leva, this feels
a bit aggressive.

- She said some sh--
that affected my ----ing child

and my husband.

And I was decent enough
to have a conversation with her

because I communicated with her

how offensive that sh-- was.

So shut the (BLEEP) up
about that.

Shut the (BLEEP) up about that!

- Leva, quit saying
shut the (BLEEP) up!

I'm serious!
- Oh!

- You shut the (BLEEP) up!
- No, you shut the (BLEEP) up!

- My God.

- Quit saying
"Shut the (BLEEP) up."

- I never came for her.

- Quit saying
"Shut the (BLEEP) up" to me.

That's the third time
you said so.

- Dude!

The minute--the minute--okay.

- Quit yelling at me
for no reason.

- The minute she got here,
I was kind.

- Leva.
Oh, my God.

Are you crazy?

[suspenseful music]

Have you lost your mind?

- I didn't even come
to address you.

- You didn't, but yet, you said

"shut the (BLEEP) up"
three times.

- Madison, don't go over--
- Austen, shut the (BLEEP) up!

Let her speak!
- Thank you!

- She's knows what she's
talking about, and you don't.

- My conversation is with her.

- You know nothing, Madison!
- No, you know nothing.

- Madison, sit down
and turn around, please.

For the love of God.
- Shut your ----ing mouth.

- I don't give a (BLEEP)!

- Yeah.

- Shut your ----ing mouth!

- Kathryn deeply
hurt my feelings

with some comments, right?

So at the end of the day,

this doesn't affect you
or Pringle.

This affects me and Kathryn.
- I'm only gonna say one thing.

You did say "shut the (BLEEP)
up" three times.

- Three times.
- Okay.

Because I want you to butt out.

My conversation is with her.

- Okay, that's good.
I think he got it.

- But I'm just trying to say,
like, don't be your own enemy.

That's all I'm saying.
That's all I came over to say.

- Thank you.
- Okay, that's it.

- Next time
on the two-part season finale

of "Southern Charm"...

[all screaming]

- You're doing great.

- [laughs]

What's that?

- Oh, sh--.
It's a gator.

That's creepy as (BLEEP).

- Retreat!

- I got just shots and jabs

and--you know,
she was being mean.

- I literally wanted
to say to the guys,

"Why are you guys
coddling somebody

"that said something
so viciously racist?

That makes me think
you're racist."

[exciting music]

This is so pretty.
- Isn't it?

- Dadbod in the house.
- Oh.

[all scream]

- You're a beta!
- Oh, my God.

- You're a pussy.
Own it.

- Then she had the nerve
to say,

"Do you even know
who your father is?"

- That's not okay.

- All you do is suck her up.

- What the (BLEEP)
are you talking about?

- And she treats you
like a ----ing peasant.

- What are you talking about?
- What the (BLEEP)?

- This is not what
was supposed to happen.

- Stupid tramp.
- Madison, stop!