All language subtitles for Southern Charm S07E04 Single and Ready to Pringle 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-NTb_track3_[eng]

[dramatic music]

[sirens blaring]

- Ladies and gentlemen,

today I have declared
a state of emergency

for the state
of South Carolina.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

- ♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

- Effective immediately,

I have ordered schools
to be closed

and remain closed
for a minimum of 14 days.

- ♪ Times have changed ♪

♪ Don't ya know,
don't ya know? ♪

- Many South Carolinians
are anxious

as our daily lives
are impacted

by this coronavirus.

♪ ♪

- Whitney!

♪ ♪

- Joe.

- Can I come in please?

- No, you're not coming in.

I'm opening the gate.

- Are you serious?

♪ ♪

- I have a gift for you.

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

This is absurd,
but I did run out, so yeah.

- You owe me, mother----er.

- Stocked up on alcohol,
but I have zero food.

♪ ♪

Are you gonna come play
video games?

- No.
- Why not?

- I don't wanna be
anywhere near you.

- All right.
Whatever.

- ♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

- There you are.

♪ ♪

[knocking]

[knocking more slowly]

- Ugh.
[phone ringing]

Kat.

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automated
voice messaging system.

- God damn.

♪ ♪

- All right.

- Craig, wee bear
is in the house.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- Ehh--whoa!
[laughing]

Craig!

- [sighs]

[bell ringing]

- Yes, madam?

- Would you mind going out
and cutting, like,

a basket of lemons?

Because they're so pretty
right now.

They'd look decorative
for the guys' dinner party.

- Certainly.

[coy music]

Oh, these are good.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hi.
- Um, why are you outside?

Is she not home?
- She's not answering.

- Shut the eff up.

- She probably ran
on an errand or something.

- Are you serious?

- I mean,
you can try to knock.

- Are you just being polite?
Like, you haven't...

- Go for it.

- [knocking]

What the eff?

I like, arranged child care.

I have like, businesses.
[phone chimes]

And I don't have time to wait

for somebody running
----ing errands.

- [sighs]

Oh, she just texted me.

- She did?
- She's almost here.

- If I get one more vacation
rental cancellation,

I swear I'm gonna have, like,

an aneurism
from this coronavirus.

- That's why
they're cancelling?

- Yeah.
- Ugh!

[car door opens]

- I was gonna honk,
but I didn't wanna...

- Well, hello!
- Abruptly scare you.

I read that, y'all.

- I'm glad you showed up,
gucci.

I was about to be like,
"Where is she?"

Like, I didn't mean it
in an offensive way.

- [indistinct].
- Oh, wow.

- It looks great.
- It's not bad.

- After I heard about
this new little one on the way,

I figured I need
to speed up this process.

Thomas is having another baby.

[dramatic sting]

- What?
- I just found out.

She's seven months.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
He confirmed it.

His ----ing kid, man.

It's a boy Ravenel on the way.

What the (BLEEP)?

It's a boy.

[scoffs]

What I really wanna do

is finish Kensie's room.

Anything you see
that you think should be

up on the wall
or maybe in the drawer--

- You said, "She's gonna
wanna put up shelves."

- There are shelves
in Kensie's room!

[laughter]

- Okay, let's assess.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What's up?
- Let's get organized.

- Are you serious?
- Yes.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

It already looks a lot better.

- Welcome, welcome.

[laughing]
- Oh, my goodness.

Wow.
And I love the hot pink.

- Do you?
- Yes.

- Yeah.
I don't know how

it's still not done.

- We can knock this out today.

[champagne pops]
both: Ooh!

- [screams]
- Of course.

- I think she--

- Is this like,
a child's crop top?

- Oh, my God.
- It's a bag.

- Oh, it's a bag.

[laughter]

- Leva thought this
was a crop top.

[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh!
It's a baby crop top!

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers, cheers.
- To new beginnings.

- This is really gonna be
a new chapter.

- Let's get this place
glammed up!

- Yeah!
- 31 1/2.

I need to find one stud.

So there should be one,
like, around here.

[tool beeping erratically]

- I was like,
"What is happening?"

- A stud.
[laughs]

- Lamar is gonna get
turned on by this, girl!

[electronic dance music]

- Please let this work.

[groans]

- That's gonna be good.
- Oh, my gosh.

Look at her little mirror.
- It's so cute.

- She's gonna be so excited,
y'all.

[upbeat music]

[cans rattling]

♪ ♪

- Ugh.

♪ ♪

- Yo.
- What's up?

- What's up, man?

- What's up?
- Nothing.

I see you've been
cheating on me.

- You missed out last night.

Where the hell have you been?

- Uh, dude, I needed a break.

I was kind of hitting a wall.

Dude, this is fun, but
I think I gotta call it, man.

I gotta--I went wild
last night.

If I stay out
any later than this,

it's gonna end up
like last night.

- I could see it in your face.
- Yeah.

I had to call one of my friends

and just went and stayed
at her house.

I just didn't wanna start this
week off, like, hungover again.

- [sighs]

Let's go somewhere else,

'cause I don't wanna stand
in my kitchen.

Please don't use this.
- Why?

- Because.
- It's tap water.

- No, I don't want you
to drink tap water.

Look, man,
the coronavirus is a thing.

- No, it's not.

[awkward music]

- So what are you up to today?

- I'm going to look at a place,

and it's like five minutes
from here on golf cart.

I need to get into a routine,

and like, not be living
out of a suitcase.

- You're leaving me now?

- This is nothing on you.
It's me.

Like, I'm not responsible
in this environment.

- It's not you.
It's me?

Did you just--
- Yeah, I just--

- Did you just--
- It's not you. It's me.

- Sh--.

I'm just taking hit after hit.

- Yeah, so what'd I miss?

- Well, we had a late one here.

- Really?

- So right after you left,

I think that, you know,
me, Whitney, and Shep,

we were like, "You know, man,
we're leaving.

You know,
come and meet us later."

And right
when they were leaving,

Madison was coming in.

So it was me, her, and Pringle.

- I like you.

When I met you, I was like,

"She's smoking hot.
That's who I'd date."

- I was like, "What?"

Which like, he told me when we
were sitting at Beer Works.

- I will say this
about Madison.

- Oh, boy.
- I had designs.

I think she's hot.

- And I was like,
"Oh, you know, Austen, man,

just give him the benefit
of the doubt."

So we come back here.

Whitney, John,
Kathryn, Madison.

- Whoa.
Sounds like quite the crew.

- I mean, if I've
learned something,

it's that too much
of a good thing is bad.

Like, the whole night
was great.

And then you just gotta
keep on pushing

and keep on adding
alcohol to it,

and something's
bound to happen.

- It's come a long way, y'all.

- I'm proud of us.

- Leva, I had so much fun
at your party.

- You did?
- Yeah.

- Welcome to my world.
- Thanks for having us.

- You're welcome.
- It looks so lovely.

- I mean, it's not always
like this, no.

- What?
[laughter]

- So did you tell them
about Pringle?

Did you tell them about that?
- No.

- Shep told me.
- He did?

- He didn't explain it
very well.

- Okay.
- It was basically like

you guys came over...
- Yes.

- And Pringle was like,
nuzzling you or something.

- What?

So you guys are at Austen's?

- Austen's.
- Okay.

So we stop by there,
and Pringle was...

- Overserved.
- Very.

And he's whispering in my ear.
He's like,

"I'm just conflicted

"about my relationship
with Austen

and how I feel about you."

[dramatic sting]

- I'm sitting right here,
and you're in my house,

and you're telling her that
you're kind of into her?

And what I hear is,

"I'm conflicted
between my feelings

between you and between him."

- [laughing]
No.

- Yeah.
I ----ing lost it.

- What did she say?

- She didn't get a chance
to say anything

'cause I jumped down
his throat.

- Austen stands up,
and he was like,

"Get the (BLEEP)
out of my house!"

- Get out.
- And we're like...

- That was out of nowhere.

- Me and Kathryn were like,
"What?"

And then Austen's like,

"What are you doing, talking
to her like that?"

- And then--
- And then Pringle--

- Pringle, he stood up,
and now he was like,

"Don't you ever ----ing
talk to me, boy!"

- He used his dad voice, girl,
on him...

- It was insane.

- Yes.
- So hard.

I was like, "Austen, sit down."

[laughter]
Like, "We're not doing this."

- That must've turned you on
a little bit.

- Okay.
I mean, I'm a little flattered.

I loved it.
I was like, "Oh.

"Now I'm just gonna sit back

and watch 'em fight for me."
[laughs]

I do think it's awesome

that Austen is standing up...
- Yeah.

- And being like,
"Shut up, dude."

- Yeah.
- And I like that.

- I would like that too, yeah.
- Yeah.

[laughter]

- And I'm like,
"Why do you think, John,

that I am someone
that you can just play?"

- That's weird behavior.
It's, like, creepy.

Like, you don't act like that
around your friends.

- Right.
Right.

- Because normal people
don't do that.

I definitely follow
the guy code.

And you hooked up
with her last night.

- So what?

- Let's just not talk about it.

- Dude, I'm sorry.
Sorry I'm not sorry?

- All right.
Are we gonna play that game?

There's a million girls
in Charleston.

It's literally
a bachelor's paradise.

Why would you be hitting
on our friend's girlfriend?

- Do you think Patricia's
fueling that fire?

- Yeah, I do.

She loves Madison so much,
and she just wants him

to be with someone who has
money, honey.

- Oh.
Give it a few years,

and let the beer take off.
- And I'll have some.

- And you'll be there.

And you'll be like,
"(BLEEP) you."

I mean, we have this dinner

at Patricia's coming up.

Where do you and Pringle stand?

Like, are you gonna be okay
at the dinner?

- I don't know.

I don't know.

[dramatic music]

- Coming up...

- We had the talk.
- DTR.

- Why didn't you say something?

- That's not the girl's job.

- It isn't?

[tense music]

- As the coronavirus
spreads worldwide,

many countries,
including Japan and Italy,

have issued
widespread school closures.

Research shows that
closing schools proactively

can slow down
the spread of disease,

but here in the U.S.,

the question of whether
to close schools

is keeping leaders up
at night.

[dramatic music]

[phone ringing]

- Hi.

- Hey.

- How are you?

- Well, I just got back
from the store for the boys.

They'll be here in two weeks.
- Good.

- So I'm just gonna set up
and get their room ready.

- Yeah.
I got tons of beach towels.

I've got buckets
so they can dig in the sand.

- I got one floatie.

But I wanna take 'em out,
like, in the--

it's like one of these rafts

where I can--they can like,
ride the waves in it.

- It's got a little holder
for my beer.

- [laughing]

- This is the first time
they're coming to Dad's house,

which is a big deal.

I want 'em to be able
to feel like it's their home.

Well you know how much
Asher likes "Fortnite"?

So I got him "Fortnite" sheets.

- I'm sure they're made
of asbestos.

- I had to get new pillows

because of Quinn's
dust allergy, you know?

- It's a work in progress.

Moms are better at it,
and we all know it,

but I'm doing my best.

- I'm more worried about them
not being able to come,

you know, because of corona.

- I think maybe this'll
blow over in two weeks.

I need to see them bad.

- But, um...anyway.

I went out the other night,

and Austen and I actually got
into like, this yelling match.

I mean, I just was like, "Hey.

"Just in case
you guys aren't serious,

maybe I could bang
your girlfriend, you know?"

And he was like,

"Get the (BLEEP) out of my
house right at this moment."

- [sighs]

- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, it's my fault.

There's a lot of drama

that comes with Madison
that I'm seeing.

So I don't know how
to handle that, really,

but I gotta figure it out

'cause Patricia's throwing
a dinner party

at her house.

- But I kind of have a problem

with telling guys
I like their girlfriends.

- All right.
I'll talk to you later.

Love you.

- Bye.

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

- Uh-oh.

- [laughs]

You're in trouble.
- [laughs]

Are you ready
to get your butt whooped?

- Doubtful.

- Hi.
- How are you?

♪ ♪

Which side do you want?
- I'll take this side.

Will you go easy on me?

- No.
- Please?

- Wait, you're the one
that said

that you were gonna kick
my ass.

- I haven't played
in a really long time.

- I'm not gonna take it easy
on you.

- Please.
- No!

- This is gonna sound
so snobby,

but I am pretty proficient

at country club sports.

Golf, tennis, croquet.

These are all my strong suits.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

- [laughs]

Did you really just grunt?

Are we on the Wimbledon?

- Yeah.

- No, it's--I would--
it's not impressed her.

It's to beat her.

I want to exert my dominance.
[chuckles]

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[grunts in slow motion]

Whoo!

See that spin I put on it?

- That is so mean.

- I mean, come on.

Did you see my forehand?

[sighs]

You need a water break?
- Yeah.

Are you sweating yet?
- Yeah.

- You're not too bad
for an old man.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- It was fun the other night
with Madison and Austen.

- Yeah.
- And we had the talk!

- Hm, we did have the talk.

We have not DTR'd.

- Well you should have
the talk right now.

- We're having the talk
right now.

We're together.
- Oh.

[chuckles]

- Are we dating?
- Yes.

[laughter]

I mean, I guess it was
a long time coming, that convo.

- It was.

- Why didn't you say something?

- It's not the girl's job.

- It isn't?
- No.

- I thought it was.

- Uh-uh.
It's the man's job.

- I thought the girls were
always the one wanting to talk.

- Yeah, but the guy is the one
that is supposed to bring it up

'cause if the girl does,

then the guy would be like,
"What?"

- No.

You don't think
that way, though.

- No, I don't.
- That's why it works.

It's 'cause you're completely
secure in your own skin,

and it's completely attractive.

I couldn't talk myself
out of Taylor.

I just couldn't do it.

- I complain behind your back.

- That's fine.
Just do it there.

[laughter]

You know, I don't wanna be
Oedipus too much here,

but, like,
she reminds me of my mom.

I just want someone
that's like,

can hang with us, and...

- I do too.

- Go the yacht club

and be totally seamless.

That's what you guys want,
right, like?

- Oh, God yes.

- Can we go do something
that I'm good at?

- What's that?

- Like drink beer.
- [laughs]

Just not in a public place.
I don't wanna get coronavirus.

- [laughs]

Just wash your hands.

- Your ass sweat is showing.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

- [laughs]

- Coming up...

- I know we talked
about possibly

doing like, a buying trip.

- I don't know if you've heard,

but New York, like,
the whole city's shut down.

[dramatic music]

- As COVID-19 cases
and causalities

continue to climb
in New York City

and health care workers
continue to struggle

with not having
enough supplies,

Governor Andrew Cuomo
vowed to send

a million N95 respirator masks

to New York City.

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

[phone dings]

- Hey.
What's up, Mom?

- Mom, put your face
in the middle of it.

- Oh.
- Like--

- No, just hold it out
like this.

- Mom, tilt it down.

Maybe your arm's
not long enough.

- [laughs]

What's up, Dad?
- Hey, Craig.

- Um...just hanging out
at Austen's.

The kitchen looks good.

- I wish I was able to redo
my kitchen right now.

- The abatement
for the whole house

is gonna be, like, 38 grand.

- The kitchen's gonna require
some demolition,

so I wonder if I just have
the asbestos guy just do that.

And then we can do, like,
the kitchen renovation.

- Asbestos, unfortunately,

it's in my heating
and air systems.

(BLEEP).

And so all of the walls
will be scrubbed

and a lot replaced.

I don't know when I'm gonna
be able to get back in there.

Uh-oh.

It sucks.

Obviously been kind
of stressed recently.

Like, it's been fun
being at Austen's,

but I just found a rental,

and it's five minutes
from here.

Um, downtown.

- We have a formal entryway,

and then that opens up
into the billiards room.

- Wow, a pool table?
- Yeah.

- Cool.

So does this come
fully furnished?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- And then
my personal favorite room

of the house is the master.

- Cool.
- Nice king-size bed.

- What's out here?
- Um, a little office.

So definitely has
a little day bed

if you have anyone crashing.

- Or just like naps
in the middle of the day.

- Exactly.

- This place looks awesome.

I think I would
be comfortable here.

- Perfect.
So it's $3,900 a month.

- Okay.

- It's pretty much ready
for check-in,

so whenever you need it,
just let us know.

- I need to go get
a home base, so...

- Right.

I love it at Austen's,
but, you know,

we're not the best influences
for each other.

[cheering]

- [laughing]

Well, I just wanted to say hi,

and I know that you've been
not concerned

but like, I know that sometimes

when I don't have that routine,

I just end up, like, going out
or procrastinating,

and so I'm really excited
to move in to a new place.

- All right.
Well, love you guys.

- All right.
Bye.

♪ ♪

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

[line trilling]

- Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice
message system.

[line trilling]

- What's happening, man?

- Cruising around King Street,

'cause there's this dinner,
you know, at Patricia's,

and I gotta figure out
how to get

a suit or something
in Charleston.

I don't know sh--
about sh-- here.

And I was wondering...

I tried Shep,
but it is before 2:00.

So I thought maybe
you could help me out, bro.

- [chuckles]

- Yeah, man.

- That actually sounds perfect.

You're kind of like,
my first dinner there

so I appreciate it.

- Thanks, bro.
I'll talk to you later.

[upbeat bass guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Miss Boss Lady.
- Hi.

How are you?
- Haven't seen you

since the Persian dinner party.

- Oh, yes.
Did you move out?

- I did go to my house.

Leva, Danni and Madison
helped me

put back everything
in the kids' rooms.

So it's good to go.

- It's intense.
- Yeah, seriously.

Do you wanna pull some stuff?
- Yeah.

Get some looks,
take some pictures...

- Yeah, yes.
- For some social content.

- Always be creating content.
- Yes, so important.

- ABC.

Since I've been working
at Gwen's

for the last several years,

I've been helping with creating
more of an online presence.

Oh, I took some screenshots
of the stories

we posted from the photo shoot
the other day.

It was in like,
the several hundred K likes.

- Yas, girl.

- It reminds me
that I still have a purpose

outside of just being a mom.

This is either gonna be
a major win or a major no.

- Let's do it.

- I have tanner
on half my legs,

so this'll be cute.

Yeah, I've just given them
a lot of good ideas,

so they talk to me
and pick my brain.

I just be honest with 'em.

- [gasps]
Well, hello.

It's so pretty.

- Twirl.
[camera shutter clicking]

- Oh, my God.
I'm like a ballerina.

[upbeat electronic music]

- All right.
It's great.

- Ooh, I look so big.

- We'll take care of that
in post.

- So can we post that?

- Yeah, I'm gonna go
upload 'em.

- Awesome.
- Awesome, okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank y'all.

- That was good.
That was fun.

- All about that content.

You're doing well.
I'm proud of you.

- Thanks.

I know we had talked
about possibly doing,

like, a buying trip.
- In New York?

- That could be really fun.

- I'm a little concerned
about that,

'cause...

all the coronavirus.

Like, I don't know
if you've heard,

but like, the whole city
is shut down.

No, really.

I know it--you're laughing,
but it's a big deal, like--

- No.
- All the schools shut down.

So I have to talk
to the lines...

- That's insane.
- That we would even visit,

because I have no idea

if they're even gonna be open.

Sorry I'm like, dropping bombs.

- I didn't know that.

I guess I need
to Google this thing.

- Honey, you do.

This is serious stuff.

- Coming up...

- Are you just gonna,
like, drop it

and be friends with Austen,
or...?

- TBD.

[dramatic sting]

- The South Carolina
Department of Health

is investigating
four new possible cases

of the coronavirus.

- DHEC says two
of these cases happened

as a result
of face-to-face contact.

These results seem to be
confirmed by the CDC.

Governor Henry McMaster
released a statement.

He says in part, "There
in no cause for public alarm.

"It's important to remember
that each individual

"is responsible
for their own actions

and their
own personal hygiene."

- [humming]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello.
- What's up?

- How you doing?
- How are you?

- Good.
- Place looks great.

- Thanks, thanks.

- I've got a buddy that I'm
gonna help with some shopping.

- What you
in the hunt for, though?

- We've got a cocktail party.
- Okay.

- Do you know Whitney's mom,
like, Patricia?

- I've never met her,
but I kind of--

- She has these, like, parties

where she likes you to be
like, eloquently dressed.

♪ ♪

So I need like, button-down
and accessories.

- Let's look up here.

Caroline's pulled out
some stuff.

- We'll make it work.
- Cool.

- So what color is the suit?

- I have a maroon suit.

- Do you like that?

- I do...
- Just be honest.

- But it might be a little loud
for the suit I'm wearing.

My style fluctuates.

When I moved to Charleston,

I fell in love
with the aesthetic,

and so I went and bought
a bunch of polos

and became really preppy.

You like it?
- You look incredible.

I love it.

- You look sharp.
- Thanks, buddy.

- What's this?
- Italy.

- You're Euro trash.

[dramatic music]

- I used to be like, louder.

but I've started
to like, digress into...

- Subtler.
- Yeah.

I think this might be great

if you have it in my size.
- Yes, it's in your size.

- Okay, perfect.

- What up?
- What's up, man?

How are you doing?
- I'm coming to the store.

I need a lot of help.

- We're gonna refresh
your game.

- Yes.

I'm like a T-shirt, thrift
store, comfy kind of deal.

I need a refresher for sure.

I do think it's important
to impress Patricia.

She's a classy lady,

and I kind of--
I want her approval.

[laughing]

- Are you down
to be loud or so?

- Obviously, um, no.

- Like, I mean,
that's a beautiful coat.

- If I'm wearing that, you
better be burying me in it.

See, like, this is what
I'm gravitating towards.

- Right, no.

So we're gonna get you
a little bit

out of your comfort zone.
- Okay.

- We gotta go color.

- What about this guy?
- Yes.

That's beautiful.
- Okay, well I would try that.

- Do you know
your measurements?

- I think I'm a large.

- [chuckling]

- I've got your sleeves
rolled up, so...

- This might, like, fit.
- [laughs]

- Is that how much that costs?

- It is.
- I can't buy this coat.

I gotta put this thing
on layaway.

- You look good.
- Pocket square?

- I don't know,
you're gonna start

to become more of a threat.

- I am dangerous.

- [chuckles]

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ ♪

- Wait.
Did she just hang up on me?

All right.
Seriously?

[phone ringing]

- Hi.

- Oh, that's okay.
That's way more important.

I can't see your face.
Can you?

- [laughing]

There.
Yes!

- Oh, you look fabulous.

- [chuckles]

- Well, I'm trying to enjoy

being outside while I can.

I'm just gonna keep washing
my hands

and stay away from people.

- Yeah, but if you
got clients coming in,

how are you gonna
protect yourself?

- I'm just--I'm doing it.

- Well, take hand wipes,

and just don't let
anybody breathe on you.

- Exactly.
- So...

- Well I'm just calling
to return your necklace.

Thank you
for letting me borrow it.

It looked great.

- Um, it was great.

I wish
you could've been there.

- Well, I crashed boys' night.
- [chuckles]

- And Whitney and Shep
were on their way out,

and so I was able to talk

to Pringle and Austen
for a second.

- Mm.

[hip-hop music]

- You're gonna jump
right back into the dating pool

if that's what you're wearing.

- My favorite.
The dating pool.

Man, I like this jacket.

- How horrible do I look?
Oh, my God.

Austen and I had a "Let's just
go out for oysters" night.

- And what happened?

- Well, I looked like this.
- [scoffs]

This looks pretty much
how you look most of the time.

So what hap--anything good
to--how was he?

- He's gonna have
a heart attack.

Apparently you added to that.

He was like,
"Pringle's kind of, like,

considering dating
my girlfriend."

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that something
I can just consider?

- Do you like her?
- Yeah.

[laughter]

- I think Pringle maybe--

maybe thought he had
a chance or something.

He said he was conflicted

between his relationship
with Austen

and how he felt about me.

- What'd you think of Madison?

- Madison, of course,
I think's, like, stunning.

But she's you know, with...

- Austen.
- Somebody.

- I don't think for long.

He's in three stores
in Charleston.

This is not Budweiser.

- You have to start somewhere.

- Madison deserves Budweiser.

[dramatic music]

- Well, that's nice of him.

Maybe I take
a little responsibility

for putting that idea
in his mind,

but I have
no guilt whatsoever.

There's nothing wrong
with trading up.

[laughing]

- Well, I don't know if Pringle
put the fear of God in him

or something,
but he's been wonderful.

♪ ♪

- Did she really just
hang up on me again?

♪ ♪

- I'm just trying
to navigate...

- But it's--
- This dangerous path

I've all of a sudden
found myself on

'cause of my big, fat mouth.

- But it sounds like Patricia
led you down this path.

- That's what it felt like,
yes.

- Yeah, she really
has it out for Austen,

which makes it weird that we're
all going to dinner over there,

because Austen has to sit
at the table and be like,

"I know that
you're actively trying

to like, set my girlfriend up
with other people."

- Yeah.

- It should be
an interesting dinner.

- Yeah.

- Are you just gonna, like,
drop it

and be friends with Austen,
or...

- TBD.

[dramatic sting]

- Coming up...

- So things are up
in the air right now

obviously with the coronavirus.

People are starting to call.

- Are we getting cancellations?
- Yeah.

- The coronavirus
is having an effect

on Charleston's top industry--
tourism.

- Yeah, hotels and restaurants
taking a hit.

Those who work in the industry

aren't ready to push
the panic button just yet.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Mom!

- Yeah, my love?

You want apple juice?

- Gonna sit in here, okay?

- Can you be good today?

Mommy's having a quick meeting.

Babe, do you think that
you could watch Little?

I would like to talk
to the staff today

about, like,
this whole virus situation.

- All right.

- Do you think
it's gonna affect business?

- Just gonna play it by ear.

We'll just go off
whatever the city says.

If they're cancelling events,
we gon' have to adjust.

- Ugh.

We aren't New York,
we're not LA,

so I don't think
that we're gonna get hit

the way they are.

My only anxiety button is,
we're a tourism city.

So what happens
if travel really stops?

[doorbell rings]
[dog barking]

- Good morning.
- How are you?

- Hi, hello.
- Hey, how's it going?

I ordered a bunch of coffee.

Shoes off,
hand sanitizer please.

We're trying to keep
the corona out.

- Yes.

♪ ♪

- [gasps]
- There he is.

- What are you doing?
[doorbell rings]

[dog barking]
You wanna open it?

[gasps]
Hi, girls!

Come in.
Shoes off.

We have to come up with a plan

to combat this whole
virus thing or whatever.

- I mean, really all we can do

is reinforce practices
we already have.

- Yeah.
- Good handwashing.

Everybody's sanitizing
and cleaning.

- Right.
Any like, events?

- Some things are up
in the air right now,

obviously,
with the coronavirus.

- Are we getting cancellations?
- Yeah.

- We can have the bar crawl
on Saturday.

- Yeah, St. Paddy's Day.

I'm pretty sure
we'll not cancel that.

- Okay.
- We have a formal

happening at Republic North
Carolina State University.

- That's a really big day.
- Their formal, yeah.

- But it's like,
sororities and fraternities.

They're not in school.
Like, they had to go home.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

- Yeah.

But I'm gonna move forward
as normal...

- Yeah.
- Until something else is said.

I'm not one to stop
'cause of some virus going on.

- Yeah, yeah.

I don't think
millennials, luckily,

are really stopping.

I think it's a lot
of the older people.

What's at stake is really...
everything financial.

If the businesses
were to go down,

it's seven years
of everything we've built.

We probably would
never recover from it.

Like, we have to overcompensate

because if stuff
gets cancelled,

that's just--it's gonna hit us,

all of us, big time.

[dramatic hip hop music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat swing music]

♪ ♪

- Ugh.

That's heavy.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

[chuckles]

All right.

[knocking on door]

- Come in.
What's up?

- Yo.

Love the digs, dude.

- Thanks, man.
- You can have fun on that--

- Yeah.
- Oh, sh--.

We just--we just shook hands.

- We can wash our hands.
Whatever.

- Well, the good news is,
I got some Corona.

- Nice.
[laughter]

- The bad news is,
there's a pandemic.

But it's not Corona's fault.
- No, it's not.

- [laughs]
Okay.

So Craig's a conspiracy nut,
by the way.

He's like Alex Jones.
[laughs]

- What if I had to walk
backwards the rest of my life

because my brain's ---ed up

from some crazy
government shot?

- Is that on YouTube?
- It's a real ----ing thing.

- Craig thinks, like, 5G

is responsible for this
or something.

- I'm excited
to get set up here

and have people over.
[pool ball slams]

Jesus.
- Sorry.

I'm already ruining things.
- Yeah, right?

- Are you gonna get in trouble
if we jam too hard?

- I don't think so.

- We can throw
some righteous parties here.

- It's kind of cozy.

It's kind of like
a more mature bachelor pad.

[phone ringing]

What's up, buddy?

- Good.

- Shep, he brought me Coronas
for my housewarming present.

- Yeah.

Actually on the same street
as you guys.

- We've got
the dinner this week.

Like, the guys' dinner.

- I don't think so.

[dramatic sting]

- Well, I'm not gonna lie.

If you're not having a party,
I'm probably gonna have

my housewarming party
this week, so...

- We're being good, but I don't
know if we're being that--

- We're not being good.
- I feel like self--yeah.

Self-distancing for us,
or whatever it's called...

- Okay.

We're not gonna hang out
with people we don't know,

but we're still gonna
hang out with our friends.

[laughter]

- Uh, look.

Tell your mom
we're thinking about her.

And [indistinct],
we'll talk to you soon.

- All right, see ya.
- See ya.

- He's not wrong,
but I don't know.

- Well, he hates germs,

but he also, like, hates
being stuck inside.

[pool balls rattle]

If me staying in and being good

makes all this go away
sooner than it would, then--

- I don't think it's sooner.

I think this
is just the beginning.

- You know, I--

- Obviously, next week,
there could be a development,

but I'm legit worried.

- But look, I mean,
I have really,

really important meetings
in New York in two weeks.

But--
- Cancel that trip.

This is uncharted territory.
I can't say that enough.

There's no easy fix here.
- Yeah.

- It's up to us, like,

how risky we wanna be.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat jazz music]

♪ ♪

- I'm excited.
- Me too.

- Are you hungry?
- Uh-huh.

- Ice cream day!
- Yes!

Hey, buddy.
- Hey.

- How are you?
- Good.

- Look at those
little stutter glasses.

Well.
- Good genes.

Literally.
- Good genes?

- You've got great genes.
- Thank you.

Guys, let's get food and stuff.
- Okay, remember stuff.

The most important thing
to look at is the sundaes.

- Come to get some ice cream?

- Yes, ma'am.
What do you say?

- Come to get some ice cream.
- Right.

- And more.
- Yes please.

- And more?
All right.

We have some specials.

Do you have a corn dog
on there?

- Sure do, and that comes

with an ice cream
for the kids meal.

- Perfect.
- What would you like?

- Can candy.
- All right.

- I'm gonnna go
with the hot fudge cake.

- Absolutely.

- And can I get
the Gold Digger sundae?

- All righty.

- 'Cause that's what Patricia
wants you to be.

- I know it hurts
Austen's feelings

that Patricia thinks
he's not good enough for me.

You don't have to pay for this.
- I got this.

- But he really has
nothing to worry about.

♪ ♪

- I...
- There's tattoos over here.

- [gasps]
Tattoos!

- Here?
- Yeah.

I will bring everything
out to you.

- Okay, sure.
- Thank you.

- Wait, is this a tattoo?
- [gasps]

- Uh-oh.
Let's see.

Uh.
Wow.

- What is that?

- That's a skull
and a scorpion.

- [gasps]

- That's it.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna hold,
and Madison's gonna press.

- Mama.
- Mama's gonna press.

- Where at, though?

- Right there.
- [chuckles]

Boom!

- [yelps happily]

- You look bad to the bone.

I mean, that looks real.

- Yes.
Bad to the bone.

- Who's ready for sundaes?

- Oh, my God.
- Ah!

- This one is yours,
the Gold Digger.

- Oh, amazing.
Thank you.

- And this is yours.

- The Gold Digger.
- The Gold Digger.

- There we go.
- Thank you so much.

- I know what you wanna do.

- Eat that cherry
right off the top?

Do you want mine?
- Yeah.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

I love that Austen has been
stepping up with Hudson.

- Can you put
this tattoo on me?

- We are kind of like
a little family.

- Now smooth it over.

- So I could see Austen
being a step-father

if things continue to go

how they are right now.

Uh, Hudson.

Oh, wow.
- Oh, boy.

We're washing hands after this.
- Yeah.

We're getting sick, I'm seeing.

Speaking of sick,
Pat's in quarantine.

- Yeah, I talked to Whitney.

- I said, "Oh, you're gonna
come out sooner than you think

'cause I know you're not gonna
let one gray hair poke out."

- And what'd she say?

- You're probably right.
- And what did you say?

- And then I said...
- And what did she say?

- Austen and I are in love.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, dang.

You laid the hammer
down on her?

- Yeah.
- Wow.

Amen.

Whitney said that
they were gonna be in hiding

for two weeks minimum.

- That means I get
two weeks off work.

- I like that.

- Let's go on a vacation.

- Whoo!

- Yeah.
- Can we?

- What you wanna do?

- Go to Disney World.

- You wanna go to Disney World?
- Yeah.

Please?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Is Taylor and Hilton
not with you?

- No.
And I was like,

"Wait a second.

Are you sure you haven't been
exposed to it?"

She was like,
"No, I'm not sure."

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Ladies and gentlemen,

today I have declared
a state of emergency

for the state
of South Carolina

to address the rising threat
for the coronavirus.

♪ ♪

- What's going on in the world?

[coughs]

I can't stop coughing.

[sighs]

All the schools are closed.

Public events are closed.

Restaurants are closing.

No more gatherings
of over 50 people.

Jesus.
Everything is cancelled.

[phone ringing]

- What's up, dude?
- What up?

- Not much.
[coughs]

- Is that corona?

- Yeah, probably.

- This thing
is ----ing my world.

- Our factory like, our sh--'s,
like, shut down right now.

- I may just get my kids

or go to San Diego
for a couple weeks.

Like, live in a hotel,
quarantine with them.

- Yeah, I mean, weren't they
supposed to come to town?

- Yeah.

So I'm, like,
trying to figure it out.

But also, when I call
the airlines, they're like,

"You really wanna fly?"
- [coughs]

- I mean, if everything's
cancelled

and we're quarantining,
then sh--.

I don't wanna go back
to kind of the panic

and sh-- of like, a 9/11

where the world, like,
stood still,

but it's kind of like that
right now.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Zack.
How are you?

Elbow shake.
- Elbow.

- I'm feeling deflated today.

Definitely woke up
this morning

worried not only about us
as a business,

but like, this city itself.

Lamar and I last night
were like,

"What are we gonna do?

How are we gonna survive
this thing?"

- I mean, the to-go thing
is not sustainable.

Right, I mean?
- Not at all.

We can't afford to keep
100 employees on salary,

so we have to make some
really difficult decisions.

We're closing down.

[dramatic music]

- Effective immediately,

I have ordered schools
to be closed.

[phone ringing]

- Hey.
What's up?

- [sighs]

- Girl, I feel
like I'm out of breath.

Ugh.

And I don't know
what I'm doing.

I haven't been inside the house
for like, four days now.

[sighs]

- Yeah.

- Love you.

- Bye.

♪ ♪

- Have you taken a look
at some of these models,

such as the Imperial College
London model,

that kind of poses
a very difficult choice?

Whether it's shutting
down society...

[phone ringing]

♪ ♪

- Hey.
- Hey.

You okay?
- [chuckles]

For the moment.

I mean, I'm watching the news,

and it's like,
making me kind of depressed.

What about you?
- I'm okay.

- You're not going anywhere,
are you?

- No.
I'm just hanging out at home.

- Are you gonna, like,
get Hudson,

or are you just gonna like,
leave him be in one place?

- No, I'm getting him.

Of course he's happy
that there's no school,

but he's gonna go crazy

stuck in the house
for that long.

- We're gonna go crazy.

I mean, at least we can like,
drink alcohol.

♪ ♪

Do you have like,
appointments and stuff or no?

- I'm just
gonna cancel people.

- Oh, man.

If you can't do people's hair,

I can't sell beer,

we're living off
tuna packets and ramen.

- Yeah.

- I wanna assure
every resident

that your team,
team South Carolina,

is engaged in working
to get us through this crisis.

[phone ringing]

- What up?
- How are you?

- Well, you know, just
on this coronavirus bender.

- I'm eating, uh, pancakes
at my parents' house.

- Wait, you're in Hilton Head?

- Yeah, I went to Hilton Head
for the weekend.

How are you feeling?

- I wanna call you crazy,
but ugh.

I can't have my, like, party
this week anymore.

- I know.

- Is Taylor in Hilton Head
with you?

- No, I invited her
to come down tonight,

but then I was like,
"Wait a second.

Are you sure you haven't
been exposed to it?"

She's like,
"No, I'm not sure."

I was like, "Well, traveling
is the worst thing

I think you can do."
- Right.

- You like, bring it

to a whole new population
of people, so...

- It's just a mess, man.

Well, tell the family hi

and um, good luck.

- All right.
Talk to you soon, pal.

- See ya.
- Bye.

♪ ♪

- Right.

I guess this is a thing.

- ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪

♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪ ♪

- On the next episode
of "Southern Charm..."

- Michael?
Do you have gloves?

- Bring gloves.
- How about a mask?

- I think I have enough.

- Charleston is starting
to open up again.

- Craig and Austen spent most
of the quarantine together.

- Ow!

- Isn't that what a true
relationship is all about?

- What's going on
with you and Austen?

- Like, we're passionate.
We love each other.

- But I just feel like you

feel like Austen's
holding you back.

[dramatic music]

- You guys go out all night.

You ----ing idiots.

- No.

- I received so much backlash

and like, so much hate.

When it comes to Kathryn,
I've always struggled.

You have this name.

You have got to know
what a trigger it is.

- This statue must come down.

[cheers and applause]

- Everybody is so fixated
on the monkey emoji,

but it's so much deeper
than that.

- She said what?

[dramatic music]