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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,433 --> 00:00:03,000 - Previously on 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:03,367 - Previously on "Southern Charm"... 3 00:00:04,500 --> 00:00:06,266 - Have you seen the mug shot? - I haven't. 4 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:10,000 - As Kathryn came to grips with her baby daddy's arrest, 5 00:00:10,033 --> 00:00:12,500 Craig returned from the Bahamas a new man. 6 00:00:12,533 --> 00:00:14,000 - It's like that movie, 7 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:15,500 "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." 8 00:00:15,533 --> 00:00:17,433 - ♪ You gotta hand it to the man ♪ 9 00:00:17,467 --> 00:00:20,200 ♪ He's making it look so easy ♪ 10 00:00:20,233 --> 00:00:23,133 - And he's not the only one with a new spring in his step. 11 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:25,166 - What's up? - Hi. 12 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,100 - Meanwhile, Austen got serious with 13 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:28,600 his on-again, off-again love, 14 00:00:28,633 --> 00:00:30,433 which didn't sit well with Shep. 15 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:34,600 - They had a lot of issues. Infidelity. 16 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:38,433 - ♪ He's got scandals to pass the time ♪ 17 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,467 - Patricia, this is fabulous. 18 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,133 And when we all got together at Patricia's dinner party, 19 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:44,533 this happened. 20 00:00:49,233 --> 00:00:51,567 - But it was a different blast from the past 21 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,133 that threatened to rain on Kathryn's parade. 22 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,500 I think that Shep might be sterile. 23 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:58,400 - Cam will give her eggs. Kathryn can be the surrogate. 24 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,633 - ♪ Ooh ooh whoa ♪ - ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 25 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:02,600 - ♪ The kids go loco ♪ 26 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:06,400 - But it was Kathryn who ultimately had the last word. 27 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:11,100 - My coattails are about worn out, so good night. 28 00:01:11,133 --> 00:01:12,500 - Okay. 29 00:01:12,533 --> 00:01:14,600 - That went well. 30 00:01:14,633 --> 00:01:17,033 - ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 31 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:22,266 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,667 - Call Austen Kroll. 33 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,567 [phone chimes] - Did you mean Austin Root? 34 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,166 - No, call Austen. - Which one? 35 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,633 - Austen Kroll. 36 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:34,433 - Calling Wes Austin. - No, not him. 37 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:35,667 [phone beeps] - Hey, it's me. 38 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,567 I thought you would be back in port by now, 39 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,133 but just call me whenever you get back, 40 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:41,600 and we'll catch up then. 41 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:45,433 [exhales] 42 00:01:45,467 --> 00:01:47,233 - All right, can you go over it? 43 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:53,333 So. - All right. Um. So what, um... 44 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:56,166 - Call Austen. - Uh-oh. 45 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,500 I don't have a phone number for AA Lost and Found. 46 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,066 - (BLEEP). [laughs] 47 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:04,533 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:06,467 - Hello. Do I look clean? 49 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,100 - You do. - Do I smell good? 50 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:09,333 - You do. - This is new for me. 51 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:12,467 Look good and smell good. 52 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,667 - Maybe I can FaceTime from my iPad. 53 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,500 [line trilling] 54 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:21,333 Oh, my hair is looking weird. 55 00:02:23,767 --> 00:02:24,734 - Hi. Welcome to Nails So Dep. 56 00:02:24,767 --> 00:02:26,367 - Hi. - How may I help you? 57 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:27,400 - We are gonna get two pedicures. 58 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:28,400 - Two pedicures? 59 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:29,533 - Yes. - Okay. 60 00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:31,300 Would you like something to drink? 61 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:34,166 - I'll have a mimosa. Thanks. - Okay. 62 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,200 - This'll turn the massage on, right? 63 00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:37,367 - Yes. - Oh, man. 64 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,467 - I'll be right back with the mimosa. 65 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,467 [gentle ambient music] 66 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:50,133 ♪ ♪ 67 00:02:50,166 --> 00:02:52,500 - Hello. Are you falling asleep? 68 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:54,734 - Leave me alone. - [laughs] 69 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:56,433 - Don't talk. - Are you getting a nap in? 70 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,500 - Just sit down. 71 00:02:57,533 --> 00:03:00,200 This feels awesome. Oh, man. 72 00:03:00,233 --> 00:03:02,200 - Hi. What can I get you to drink? 73 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:03,734 - I brought some drinks. 74 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,300 I have, like, a cooler in my purse. 75 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:07,433 Here... 76 00:03:07,467 --> 00:03:09,200 See, this is kombucha. 77 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:10,200 Thank you. - You're good? 78 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,400 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay. 79 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:12,667 - It's good for you. Hold on. I'll give you one. 80 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:16,500 [grunts] Can I get my thing up while yours is up? 81 00:03:16,533 --> 00:03:18,500 No. Okay, well, you're getting mine on your thing. 82 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,633 Oh, no, that's gonna fall. 83 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,500 - I have known Eliza's family for a long time. 84 00:03:23,533 --> 00:03:25,533 Jason gave her swimming lessons when she was, 85 00:03:25,567 --> 00:03:27,033 like, four years old. 86 00:03:27,066 --> 00:03:29,633 - How do I get this thing on? Where is my remote? 87 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:33,333 Do I have one? Anybody? Anybody? 88 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:36,433 - [sighs] I love her like a little sister, 89 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,400 but bless her heart, she just doesn't have a filter. 90 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:40,700 It's her personality. 91 00:03:40,734 --> 00:03:42,467 - Mine's buried. Where? 92 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:43,767 - Let's not talk for two minutes, 93 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,533 and let's just get rubbed. 94 00:03:45,567 --> 00:03:47,400 I haven't been touched in a long time 95 00:03:47,433 --> 00:03:50,166 'cause I don't barely let Jason touch me anymore. 96 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,367 - You sound like Susan. 97 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,266 She said she's never getting remarried. 98 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,467 - I love your mother. - I know. She's the best. 99 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,367 My parents divorced two years ago, 100 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,200 and everybody knows about it because of our last name. 101 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:07,667 Being a Limehouse is like being Charleston royalty. 102 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:11,266 I'm ninth generation Charlestonian on my dad's side, 103 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,433 and I'm 15th generation on my mom's side. 104 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:14,734 A lot of my family, including, you know, 105 00:04:14,767 --> 00:04:16,633 my dad and my grandfather have been in politics 106 00:04:16,667 --> 00:04:18,166 for years and years. 107 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:20,467 I can't go anywhere without seeing my last name 108 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,266 splashed on the side of a truck 109 00:04:22,300 --> 00:04:24,734 or a business or a road or a bridge. 110 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:26,667 You can't help that you were born into it, 111 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,433 and there's no way to get away from it. 112 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:30,734 - Your mom is a freaking-- - She's a saint. 113 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:33,667 - She has been through literal hell and back. 114 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,233 - Yeah. 115 00:04:35,266 --> 00:04:37,700 I don't come from a perfect family. 116 00:04:37,734 --> 00:04:41,567 I come from a mess. 117 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,500 My father's affair 118 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:46,000 was the hardest thing I've ever gone through. 119 00:04:46,033 --> 00:04:50,667 My dad was my idol, so... it sucked. 120 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:53,500 It really did, but we-- 121 00:04:53,533 --> 00:04:55,333 I--I don't usually talk about it, 122 00:04:55,367 --> 00:04:57,600 so it makes me emotional. 123 00:04:57,633 --> 00:05:00,333 We got blocked from social gatherings. 124 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,767 Like, parties we normally get invited to, 125 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,367 we don't get invited to anymore, 126 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,600 or I didn't get to debut. 127 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:09,400 It's hard to come back into the social scene. 128 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:12,300 So last night was uncomfortable from the start. 129 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:15,600 - But when you go two years of not speaking to anybody, 130 00:05:15,633 --> 00:05:17,500 you need to be more socially aware. 131 00:05:17,533 --> 00:05:18,633 - But it's, like-- - Like, I love you, 132 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,433 and I mean this in the best way possible, 133 00:05:20,467 --> 00:05:23,000 but you over-talked. You came on too strong. 134 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:26,734 - I'm sorry I'm young and hot and just graduated college. 135 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:28,033 - I need to get up. 136 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:30,266 - You did not know when to-- 137 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:32,000 - I did, and I felt like I got the cold shoulder. 138 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,500 - Okay, but let me just tell you-- 139 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,433 - And I just feel like Kathryn has a problem with me 140 00:05:35,467 --> 00:05:37,433 because I had a close relationship with Thomas. 141 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,367 - No, I think Kathryn is going to be on edge 142 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,400 with anybody trying to come into her life, 143 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:45,500 because she has been burned by so many people. 144 00:05:45,533 --> 00:05:48,500 She has had not an easy road, Eliza. 145 00:05:48,533 --> 00:05:51,300 - I mean, we ain't all had easy lives. 146 00:05:51,333 --> 00:05:54,633 ♪ ♪ 147 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:58,600 [upbeat jazzy music] 148 00:05:58,633 --> 00:06:05,533 ♪ ♪ 149 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:12,066 - Hello. - Perfect timing. 150 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,100 - Hello. This street is really cute. 151 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:15,433 - How you doing? 152 00:06:15,467 --> 00:06:17,333 Yeah, go get more sh-- from my car. 153 00:06:17,367 --> 00:06:18,767 - Okay. 154 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,367 - With everything that's going on with Thomas legally, 155 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,367 I could get full custody, 156 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,000 so I wanted to find a home for us 157 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:27,633 that we can plant our roots. 158 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,400 - You're all the way downtown. 159 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:32,066 - I'm South of Broad, bitches. - [laughs] 160 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:35,433 Oh, my God. Wow. This is great. 161 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:37,000 - It's already furnished, so that's nice. 162 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,667 - I love it. - It's cute. 163 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:40,567 - Oh, my God, like, 164 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,000 Kathryn's house is big and beautiful. 165 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:45,100 Oh, my gosh, another floor? 166 00:06:45,133 --> 00:06:47,400 You could throw a hell of a soirée here. 167 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:51,000 It is not cheap to live on this side of town. 168 00:06:51,033 --> 00:06:53,567 Come on. What is the rent on this place? 169 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,667 - Uh, it's out of this world. - Okay. 170 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:58,400 [cash register dings] - I'll just say that. 171 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:01,000 - I mean, 'cause this place is-- [clears throat] 172 00:07:01,033 --> 00:07:02,700 - Would you like a donut? 173 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:04,166 - Okay. 174 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,133 - Want to go sit outside and get some fresh air? 175 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,567 - Uh-huh. 176 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,767 - Welcome to my courtyard. 177 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,567 - I love this. - Yeah, please have a seat. 178 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,066 - This is great. 179 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,100 Well, so now, you know, 180 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,133 you must be over the moon about finding this place. 181 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,033 - This is a huge deal. - Yeah, I mean-- 182 00:07:19,066 --> 00:07:20,600 - Six years to get to this spot, though, like, 183 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:22,433 where I'm actually moving in a home; 184 00:07:22,467 --> 00:07:25,433 I'm accepted by society, AKA Patricia. 185 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:26,667 - And you sat at 186 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,333 the right hand of Patricia, like, quite literally. 187 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:31,700 - All I know is, I was between Whitney and Patricia. 188 00:07:31,734 --> 00:07:33,500 - You were between her and her own son. 189 00:07:33,533 --> 00:07:36,567 - Oh, wow. I like the way that sounds. 190 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,467 - Why, 'cause you and Whitney are-- 191 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,500 Um. 192 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:41,467 [playful music] 193 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,633 - Well... 194 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,433 Yeah, um, anyhoo. 195 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:47,667 That was, like, the first time I spent 196 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,734 time around Madison. 197 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,166 - Yeah. - I think she's really cool. 198 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,433 So what, are you guys exclusive? Are you serious? 199 00:07:52,467 --> 00:07:54,667 - Exclusive. - That's so romantic. 200 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,633 - She makes me feel some type of way. 201 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,400 - I'm not trying to, like, pry. 202 00:07:58,433 --> 00:08:02,500 I'm just curious, because I hear that you guys, you know, fight, 203 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:04,433 and everyone's talking about it. 204 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,166 - That's sh---y. 205 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,633 - It makes me think about Thomas and how we were together. 206 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:14,033 If Thomas ignored the bullsh--, we would've had more of a shot. 207 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:16,500 - I don't think that you should be seen 208 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:19,633 cavorting with these 21-year-old college girls. 209 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,500 - I agree. You need to cut it out. 210 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:27,066 - I think if you just said, "Listen, I'm ----ing happy," 211 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:29,166 and you meant it, they would just be like, "Okay, cool." 212 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,033 - Right. You know, say what you want, 213 00:08:31,066 --> 00:08:32,266 but, like, at the end of the day, 214 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,500 I truly think that she, you know, makes me happy, 215 00:08:34,533 --> 00:08:36,633 and, like, that's all that people should care about. 216 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,567 - Yeah. 217 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,200 - Coming up... 218 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:42,033 - So you want the tots as a side or mac and cheese? 219 00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:43,734 both: Um. - Tots are fine. 220 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:45,166 - Wait, what if I want mac and cheese? 221 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,700 - I'm sorry. I'm driving the bus, honey. 222 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:52,467 [upbeat jazzy music] 223 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,166 ♪ ♪ 224 00:08:59,066 --> 00:09:02,066 [cell phone ringing] 225 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,066 - Hey, what's up? - Hey, are you up? 226 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,200 I'm on the way over. - Yeah, I'm up. 227 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:18,467 - Uh... Maybe. 228 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:24,467 - All right. I'm ready to roll. 229 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,166 - Sh--. 230 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:29,300 ZAnna-Heyward is basically 231 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:33,033 the reason that my life is where it's at now. 232 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:40,100 ♪ ♪ 233 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:49,300 She keeps my schedule, my calendar for me. 234 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,633 - There's the checkbook. 235 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,066 - Is this my breakfast? 236 00:09:56,767 --> 00:10:02,233 - I just need someone to nag me that's not my girlfriend. 237 00:10:03,767 --> 00:10:07,166 [mumbles] Look busy. 238 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,633 I am being productive. 239 00:10:10,667 --> 00:10:12,767 [rousing upbeat music] 240 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,533 - Hang on. We're turning. 241 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:20,200 Are you ready to go to work? [cat meows] 242 00:10:20,233 --> 00:10:24,333 [kisses] Gizmo, go to work. 243 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:27,667 Come on. Giz, come on. 244 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:30,300 Gizmo. Damn it. [cat meows] 245 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:33,633 Uh-uh. Giz, come on. Good job. 246 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,633 Come on, come on. Good job. 247 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,367 He did not want to come here. 248 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,166 - Hey, Giz. - Hi, Giz. 249 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,667 - The boss is here, and it's Gizmo. 250 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,000 [laughter] - It is Gizmo. 251 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:45,200 - The backbone. - [sighs] What's up? 252 00:10:45,233 --> 00:10:47,233 - Just going through orders. 253 00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:50,066 - We got a lot yesterday. - We sold out of the tan bootie. 254 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,767 - We have one left of the black. 255 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,667 Over the summer I started a company, 256 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:57,700 and it's a women's e-commerce apparel site. 257 00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,333 Are all the orders pulled already? 258 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,100 - The clothing orders are pulled, but it's mostly booties, 259 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,400 and those are all in the very back. 260 00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:03,734 - Okay, I can pull the booties. I'll just bring the-- 261 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,567 I need to bring some boxes from the back up there before. 262 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,734 Growing up, I always really admired 263 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,166 my parents' entrepreneurial spirit. 264 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,333 They'd take tiny ideas 265 00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:16,100 and turn them into something huge and successful. 266 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,600 - This person ordered two pairs of booties. 267 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:21,133 - Same size? - Yeah, tan and black. 268 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,734 - My dad always says: [speaks French] 269 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:28,066 and it means, "Yeah, but every day I still get out of bed," 270 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,200 meaning that no matter how successful 271 00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:32,000 or how well something is going, 272 00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:37,133 he still will always get up and go to work. 273 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,300 I love that. 274 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,300 - We're shipping Gizmo out. [cat meows] 275 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,133 - I would never ship you. 276 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:45,700 - He's so freaking cute. - I would never. 277 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:48,100 You are priceless. [kisses] 278 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:52,233 - What's up? 279 00:11:52,266 --> 00:11:53,700 - Did you get drunk and order, 280 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,033 like, a box of beef jerky? 281 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,266 - I don't think so. 282 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,266 Oh, man. - Apparently. 283 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,367 - Did you get it? 284 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,400 - No, I didn't order that. 285 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:05,600 - Uh. - You got lots to do today. 286 00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,767 We have a few emails we need to respond to. 287 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,266 So we need to-- 288 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,600 Did you really order that? 289 00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,767 - I don't remember that but, you know. 290 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,033 - We are gonna meet with your accountant on Friday. 291 00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,100 - Okay. 292 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:22,633 - Your W-9, we have to fill that out. 293 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:26,367 - What's that? - And... 294 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:31,033 This? Or your W-9? 295 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:33,333 Then we need to go pick out some fabrics, piping. 296 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:35,767 - See, that's where you're gonna have to help me out, 297 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,734 'cause you make fun of, like, some of the pillows I've made 298 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,200 and the patterns. 299 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:43,700 When I was in the Bahamas, I was able to reset, 300 00:12:43,734 --> 00:12:45,433 and I started to think about the opportunity 301 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:46,700 that I have with Patricia. 302 00:12:46,734 --> 00:12:48,266 - It's been two months. 303 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:53,200 I've given you more latitude than I would ordinarily, 304 00:12:53,233 --> 00:12:56,767 but I think we have to table it. 305 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,200 - Like, I don't have an excuse not to do this anymore. 306 00:13:00,233 --> 00:13:01,734 But there's a problem. 307 00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:05,300 We can maybe make ten pillows a week, 308 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:09,133 so we basically can't accept orders anymore, 309 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:13,233 until we figure out how to make pillows faster. 310 00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:15,367 Um. 311 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,100 - [sighs] Well, um, we had that Skype meeting. 312 00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:23,033 - Oh, for the pillow business? 313 00:13:23,066 --> 00:13:25,166 - Yeah. - Is that today? 314 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,000 - 2:30. 315 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:33,100 [upbeat jazzy music] 316 00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:39,100 ♪ ♪ 317 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,166 - Hello. 318 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,767 - Hey. What up? - I am hungry. 319 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,133 - I am too. 320 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,066 I just ordered a game changer, 321 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:49,700 and I haven't had one in, like, three years. 322 00:13:49,734 --> 00:13:51,467 - Hey there. How are you? - With a floater? 323 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,467 You got--she got one with a floater? 324 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,000 - Oh, yeah, go big. 325 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,700 - I'll just have a pilsner... 326 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,400 - Pilsner on tap? - Yeah, that's what I want. 327 00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:59,000 Do you want to split a burger? 328 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:00,367 - Yes. - No lettuce, no tomato. 329 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,500 - Whoa [stammers] whoa-- - On the side. 330 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:03,767 - On the side? - Yeah. 331 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,500 - So you want the tots as a side or mac and cheese? 332 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,400 both: Um. - Tots are fine. 333 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,066 - Wait, what if I want mac and cheese? 334 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,166 You didn't even ask. 335 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:13,266 - I'm sorry. I'm driving the bus, honey. 336 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,767 - Tots are fine. - Tots, great, okay. 337 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:15,767 Be right out. 338 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,100 - Did you have fun at Patricia's? 339 00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:18,200 - I did. 340 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,467 - You were sitting across from Austen. 341 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,033 - How in the (BLEEP) are they still together? 342 00:14:22,066 --> 00:14:24,166 - I honestly don't know. I can't not-- 343 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,133 - The video? I'm sorry. 344 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:31,133 - This is ----ing bullsh--. - Madison. Madison. 345 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,467 You are an insane person. 346 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,266 - Had my boyfriend done that to me-- 347 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,433 - What about her? 348 00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,500 She cheated on him right after that thing. 349 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:41,300 - After? Who cares? He had a threesome. 350 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:44,767 - Sometimes good guys have threesomes. 351 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,200 If I was there, it would've been a foursome. 352 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:49,266 Ooh. - All right, guys. 353 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,533 I got the burger. - Thank you. 354 00:14:50,567 --> 00:14:52,300 - Okay, y'all enjoy. 355 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:57,266 - So tell me about this young lad, Gentry. 356 00:14:57,300 --> 00:14:59,400 - He's so cute He's so handsome. 357 00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:03,467 - Handsome, huh? Is he taller than me? 358 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,400 - No. - Is he funnier? 359 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:10,567 God damn it. At least I'm taller. 360 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,000 All right, so what's the next step? 361 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,200 - Now, this is what I hate. 362 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,200 As a woman, people are 363 00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:19,033 so invasive about defining the relationship. 364 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,367 I'm, like--we really enjoy each other's company, 365 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,066 so why can't that be okay for everybody? 366 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,767 - Listen, I'm okay with that. Like, I love that. 367 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,033 Like, I'm kind of seeing this girl now. 368 00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:30,133 - Good. - She lives in Chicago. 369 00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,033 - Have you traveled up there? - Yeah. 370 00:15:32,066 --> 00:15:35,033 I have nothing but lovely times. 371 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,500 Oh, my God. Come here. 372 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:41,200 - No, not this, please. - Slap me on the back. 373 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,000 - No, this is so embarrassing. Please don't make me. 374 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:46,233 - [grunting] 375 00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,533 [both laugh] 376 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:52,200 I'm conflicted though. 377 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,266 I really like being by myself. 378 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,100 - You're just so self-sabotaging. 379 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:57,600 - No... - It's, like, so hard to watch. 380 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,200 - I mean, I want to do 381 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:01,233 what I want to do when I want to do it. 382 00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,567 - You are being a coward. - Look-- 383 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,467 - You're scared to be vulnerable. 384 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,567 - No, no. I've been hurt. - Honestly? 385 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,467 - The year was 1997, and I was in ----ing high school. 386 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,266 - Guess why you're still not in a serious relationship. 387 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:14,567 - Anyway. 388 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,400 You know what, I am still hungry. 389 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,433 Can you believe it? 390 00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:18,467 I mean, I just don't like 391 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,066 tater tots all that much. 392 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,033 - Oh, my God. 393 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,433 You ordered them. I wanted the mac and cheese. 394 00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:30,333 - We'll give them to somebody, a homeless person. 395 00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:33,300 Are there any homeless people anywhere? 396 00:16:34,633 --> 00:16:35,734 - Coming up... 397 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,033 I mean, like, if Ashley's getting an award 398 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:41,467 for, like, altruism, she can't be, like, 100% bad, right? 399 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,567 Well, I might text her and congratulate her. 400 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:49,133 [upbeat jazzy music] 401 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,333 - Okay, I think this is for your bedroom. 402 00:16:56,367 --> 00:16:57,700 This is the top side. 403 00:16:57,734 --> 00:17:00,200 - So cute. - Favorite color. 404 00:17:00,233 --> 00:17:02,300 - I love it. - It's cute. 405 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,133 - It'll look good up there with the wallpaper. 406 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,266 - Amazing. 407 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:10,667 - How cool. - I hope you like birds. 408 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,166 - What kind of bird is that? 409 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,300 - That's not one of the questions 410 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,300 you're supposed to ask. 411 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,300 - It likes coffee. Coffee bird. 412 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,133 I cannot wait for everyone to see this. 413 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,333 - I know. 414 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,266 - But I'm a little nervous about this party. 415 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,367 - Well, the place looks incredible. 416 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,333 - I'm so OCD about my house. 417 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,700 I've put so much into this. 418 00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:31,100 Like, I bought a ----ing sh---y house... 419 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,400 - Right. - And fixed it up. 420 00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:34,533 A lot of the work I did myself. 421 00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,300 As soon as I got off work, it was, like, 422 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,266 put on your freaking hard hat and get after it, 423 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,633 'cause the more I was there and doing things myself, 424 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,600 the more money I was saving. 425 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:46,333 I'm glad that you're here to help me kind of 426 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,633 with all the finishing touches, 427 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:51,200 but my redneck friends, they won't care. 428 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:52,600 - You have a lot of good redneck friends. 429 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,533 - No, I really don't, actually. 430 00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:56,600 I should just do a plus-one. I mean, everyone's gonna-- 431 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:59,500 - That's a good idea. Who's your plus-one? 432 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:02,133 Me? You want me to come back? - [mock weeps] 433 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,233 - Don't fake cry. - Please, come back. 434 00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,200 Was that a ugly face? - No. 435 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,200 - No, Nick doesn't get back here 436 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:09,734 till probably, like, mid-January. 437 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:11,133 - Gotcha. 438 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:14,233 - Last year, I went to Newport, Rhode Island, 439 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:16,400 and that's where I met Nick. 440 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:18,233 He's a professional sailor, 441 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:20,166 and he has a three-year contract 442 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,633 with the America's Cup. 443 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,467 And yes, I have finally found a man. 444 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,667 He drives a truck. He likes to hunt. 445 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:33,133 He likes to dip, and I think that's sexy. 446 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,633 No, I'm excited for him to see this house. 447 00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,567 Maybe he'll live here one day. 448 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,266 - Oh, wow. - That might be pushing it. 449 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,266 - No. - Am I getting crazy? 450 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,200 - That's not pushing it. 451 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:46,700 [upbeat music] 452 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:50,467 ♪ ♪ 453 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,400 both: Hi. - I just need a table for three. 454 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:53,667 - You can go ahead and be seated. 455 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,333 - Thank you. 456 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,633 - And our server will be right with you. 457 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:00,400 - Hi. 458 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,166 - Hi, friend. - I'm so sorry to make you wait. 459 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,400 - Oh, you're fine. - You're the one with the baby. 460 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,667 - It's totally fine. Hey, no. 461 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,400 The longer the better. 462 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,433 - Alone time? 463 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,667 - Alone time. How are you? 464 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,200 - Oh, I'm good. 465 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,266 - Young love. - Yeah. 466 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,567 - Is he coming to Chelsea's with you? 467 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,567 - No. - Yeah? 468 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,300 - He's post call tomorrow, 469 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,433 and then he's on call again after. 470 00:19:20,467 --> 00:19:22,500 - Now--you know what being a call--a call girl's like. 471 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:24,433 - Yes. Yeah. -It's lonely. 472 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,300 When Jason's on call, he's, like--he, like, doesn't leave. 473 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,467 - Yeah. - Like, he's at the hospital. 474 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,567 - Hi, bitches. - Look at you. 475 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,533 - Hi, hot mama. - Oh, you look great. 476 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,700 - Spray tans smell so... - Bad. 477 00:19:35,734 --> 00:19:38,200 - No, like, distinct. 478 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,567 - Hi, ladies. How are we doing today? 479 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,734 - Hey, good. How are you? - I am doing well, thank you. 480 00:19:41,767 --> 00:19:44,233 - Can we get the salsa, guac, and queso trio? 481 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,266 - Of course. 482 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,333 - Can I get a Westbrook White Thai? 483 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,500 - The White Thai. - I'll do the same. 484 00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:49,266 - Sure thing. I'll get that going for you. 485 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,433 - So guess who I was emailing with this morning. 486 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,700 - G? - Yeah. 487 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,000 - Are we calling him "G"? 488 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,533 - I--I do. 489 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,467 He showed us Kathryn's new house. 490 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,767 - I wanna see it. - Which is amazing. 491 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,266 - Thanks for running over. - This is cool. 492 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,367 - Do y'all want to go check out the bedrooms upstairs? 493 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,433 - Yes. 494 00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:06,633 - Tell me about this. 495 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,600 - It's South of Broad. It's, like, four floors. 496 00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:09,667 - Thank you. 497 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,300 - So is she buying it or renting it? 498 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,633 - She's renting it. 499 00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:13,767 - Do you know what the rent on a place like that is? 500 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,600 - Oh, oh, girl, I couldn't... 501 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,533 It's, like, three times what I pay. 502 00:20:17,567 --> 00:20:20,233 - $6,600 a month. 503 00:20:20,266 --> 00:20:21,700 - What? 504 00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:24,467 - Does she understand that that's taking money every month 505 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,333 and putting it in the toilet and going flush? 506 00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,734 - Well-- - Danni, you gotta talk her down 507 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:31,600 to, like, something... - It's too late. 508 00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,333 - Oh, I want her to be, like, investing her money in, like-- 509 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,600 - She's still young. She's freaking 27. 510 00:20:36,633 --> 00:20:38,600 - Right in front of you... 511 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,600 - Salsa. both: Thank you. 512 00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,600 - I hate to bring this up, 513 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,633 but did y'all see that Ashley got an award? 514 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:45,700 - She blocks me. 515 00:20:45,734 --> 00:20:47,100 - She got an award for, like, 516 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,033 outstanding nurse of the year or something. 517 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:51,567 I swear to God. It's on Instagram. 518 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,633 The whole audience was clapping and-- 519 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,033 - What? 520 00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:57,533 I got to look this up. - I don't believe it. 521 00:20:57,567 --> 00:20:59,533 Is this a joke? - No. 522 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,066 - And the winner of this year's Brandy Strong Award 523 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,300 is Ashley Jacobs. [applause] 524 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,467 - I can't. I can't, I can't. 525 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:22,333 - But I mean, like, if she's getting an award 526 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:24,066 for, like, altruism or whatever, 527 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,767 she can't be, like, 100% bad, right? 528 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,734 - Cam, I am here to tell you, she is 100% evil. 529 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,066 - How many times did you go visit your son in the hospital? 530 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,433 - Are you ----ing kidding me 531 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,533 - Kathryn, don't answer her anymore. 532 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,367 - Yeah, dude-- - Shut up. I'm talking. 533 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,567 - (BLEEP) you. You know what? How about you walk away, 534 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,100 because nobody wants you to ----ing sit here anyway. 535 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,667 - I guess I just think that maybe, like, 536 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,100 if we met her before all this-- 537 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,734 you don't think she would've been a different person? 538 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,066 - Nope. - Well, I might text her 539 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,533 and congratulate her on her award. 540 00:21:52,567 --> 00:21:55,533 - Don't you dare. - Do not do us like that. 541 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,033 - I'm kidding. - Do not. 542 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,100 - I'm kidding. - My heart almost, like-- 543 00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:02,667 - I don't even have her number. I'm kidding, I'm kidding! 544 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,000 Coming up... 545 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:06,367 - It's so embarrassing that she has to use 546 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,000 another beer handle and not mine. 547 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:09,767 - I tried. - I know you did. I know. 548 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,533 It's... - You were my first pick. 549 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,000 [upbeat music] 550 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:24,367 ♪ ♪ 551 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,367 [line trilling] 552 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,567 - Hey. - Hey, Daddy. 553 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,700 - What's up? 554 00:22:27,734 --> 00:22:29,000 - Is there any way that you could 555 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,367 stop by and pick up Tyson? 556 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,066 I'm about to do this housewarming party, 557 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,333 and I just feel like 558 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:37,400 he might be a little anxious around all these people. 559 00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,367 - All right. All right, thank you. 560 00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:42,100 - Love you. All right, bye. 561 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:43,467 - Okay. 562 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,633 I really hope 563 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,200 this party stays pretty tame... - Yeah. 564 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:52,100 - 'Cause I'm really nervous about stuff getting messed up. 565 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:53,166 Scott. 566 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,467 - Hey, how are you? - Hi. Come in. 567 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:58,033 - The house is beautiful - Thank you. 568 00:22:58,066 --> 00:22:59,200 - Where do you want me to bring the beer? 569 00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:01,567 - So I'm thinking, like, this is the best spot. 570 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,233 ♪ ♪ 571 00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:08,066 - Right over here, guys. 572 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,100 - Should I put a towel on the ground? 573 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:13,133 - I don't think so. - This one's already sweating. 574 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:16,667 New floors, right. 575 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:18,567 Listen, better safe than sorry. 576 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,667 - Of course. 577 00:23:24,233 --> 00:23:29,100 - Should we plastic wrap everything around this area? 578 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:30,500 - No, you're fine. 579 00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,700 - Okay. - You're fine. 580 00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:35,467 I need a designated area where Shep's gonna sit 581 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,000 and put a towel down. 582 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:40,000 - Chelsea. - Hey, Daddy. 583 00:23:40,033 --> 00:23:41,667 - I'm here for Tyson. - Thank you. 584 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,533 - Sure. - I appreciate it. 585 00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:46,600 - Mm, how's my boy? T-man, what's up, son? 586 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,066 You ready to go for a ride? You want to go to the beach? 587 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,533 You want to go to the beach? [dog whining] 588 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:53,500 That's what I thought. [laughs] 589 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:55,033 - He's excited to leave. 590 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,700 - That's what my life's come to? I'm a babysitter now? 591 00:23:57,734 --> 00:24:00,133 - Better him than a baby. 592 00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:01,767 - Come on, T. - Bye, Bubba. 593 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,066 - See you, Addie. - Bye. 594 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:06,200 - He's so ready to go. - See you guys! 595 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,734 You ready to go? 596 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,734 - Let's do this at an angle. 597 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:13,133 Boom. 598 00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:17,000 [knocking on door] 599 00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:19,000 Cameran! 600 00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:20,700 Hi. Come in. - With your skinny mini... 601 00:24:20,734 --> 00:24:24,467 - [gasps] Dude, look at this. 602 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,567 I'm obsessed with the kitchen. 603 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,166 - It's my favorite room. 604 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,166 - I remember the pictures of this house, 605 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,033 and it did not look like this. 606 00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:33,667 These are the original cabinets you just painted. 607 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,633 - Original cabinets. I just painted them, put new hardware. 608 00:24:36,667 --> 00:24:39,200 This is the sun porch. 609 00:24:39,233 --> 00:24:42,200 Lay here and listen to NPR and drink coffee in the morning. 610 00:24:42,233 --> 00:24:44,266 I'm gonna try to be a plant mom. 611 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,133 Oh, and then I got this mural painted. 612 00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:48,700 - Oh, my God, Chelsea. - It's cool, right? 613 00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:51,000 - It's so cool. 614 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,567 I mean, this is--this is you. - I know. 615 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,166 - This is, like-- this is Chelsea. 616 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,233 - It's my happy place. 617 00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,667 All right, come see my room. - Come on. 618 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,166 I feel like my house looks like 619 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,300 a old lady place compared to this. 620 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,700 [gasps] 621 00:25:03,734 --> 00:25:05,600 Dude, what? 622 00:25:05,633 --> 00:25:08,633 - Oh, God, I said, please... - Chelsea! 623 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,600 - I said, "Just take me to Costa Rica. 624 00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:12,667 Whatever you got to do, take me to Costa Rica." 625 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,734 Wallpaper's coming back, Cam. - Oh, I know. 626 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:17,066 I--I am on trend with that. 627 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,600 Got you a king-size bed. - Yeah. 628 00:25:19,633 --> 00:25:22,033 - Don't be letting anybody up here who's been drinking. 629 00:25:22,066 --> 00:25:25,734 - I know. I'm nervous about letting them in the front door. 630 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,166 - Okay, what next? 631 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200 - Barbecue's coming. We're having brisket. 632 00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:30,667 - Let's take a shot. - Barbe-- 633 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,266 - Let's do it. 634 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,166 ♪ Let's take a shot let's take a shot ♪ 635 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,166 Come on, girl. I'm still hip. 636 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,600 - Oh, my God. 637 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:41,166 - Let's do a baby shot, because I will probably vomit. 638 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:44,567 Before I had a baby, I was ten times cooler, 639 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,300 and now I feel like grandma central. 640 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,767 - Is that tequila? - Yeah. 641 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,767 - Y'all are crazy. I'ma drink wine. 642 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,700 - Come on, let's cheers to my new house. 643 00:25:52,734 --> 00:25:54,000 - Do we want a lime? - Nope. 644 00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:56,533 - No. - 'Cause we're badasses. 645 00:25:56,567 --> 00:25:57,700 - Yeah. Ready? Go. 646 00:25:57,734 --> 00:26:01,000 - Oh, oh... - Ugh! 647 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:03,700 [tense music] 648 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:05,166 - Swallow it. 649 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200 - [swallows] - [laughing] No... 650 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,533 - [coughs] - Can't even swallow it. 651 00:26:12,033 --> 00:26:13,233 It's burning. - It's burning. 652 00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,066 [knocking on door] - Hello? 653 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,266 - Party's here. 654 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:18,333 - Yay! Hi. - This is gorgeous. 655 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:20,367 - Y'all look awesome. 656 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,633 - This looks awesome. - Hi. How are you? 657 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,100 - I'm good. - Come in. 658 00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:26,233 Cameran's here. We're making pigs in a blanket. 659 00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:27,734 - Hey, lady. 660 00:26:29,767 --> 00:26:32,333 - Everyone, this is Roland. - Hey, Roland. 661 00:26:32,367 --> 00:26:36,166 - He's bringing the best barbecue and brisket in town. 662 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,000 [knocking on door] Oh. 663 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,567 Yay! 664 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,367 - Hello! - Oh, my gosh. 665 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,300 - I've been so excited to see this place. 666 00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:46,400 You don't understand. 667 00:26:46,433 --> 00:26:48,133 - Hey, Chels. - Hey, Chels. 668 00:26:48,166 --> 00:26:50,166 [cork pops] 669 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,033 - Hi. - I missed you. 670 00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:53,133 - Hello. 671 00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,700 - Naomie. - Oh, hi! 672 00:26:54,734 --> 00:26:56,567 - Hi! Oh, my gosh, I love it. 673 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,166 - You cut your hair. - I did. 674 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,667 - You look so good! - Hi. 675 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,000 - Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 676 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,333 - I got you this. - Thank you. 677 00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:04,166 - Somebody gifted it to me last week, so. 678 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,333 [upbeat jazzy music] 679 00:27:07,367 --> 00:27:10,333 ♪ ♪ 680 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,500 - Hi. 681 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:14,066 If y'all are hungry, the food's all ready. 682 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,767 Come and get it. 683 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,667 Jackie, can you believe this house? 684 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,100 - It's amazing. 685 00:27:21,166 --> 00:27:22,734 - Hey, Craig. - Hi, Cam. 686 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,633 - Craigy. - What's up, guys? 687 00:27:24,667 --> 00:27:26,100 Hi. How are you? - You look nice. 688 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:27,600 - Hey, Shannon. What's up, guys? - Good to see you. 689 00:27:27,633 --> 00:27:28,767 - You too. How are you? 690 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,767 What up? How's it going? 691 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,066 - Good. 692 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,600 - I hear Craig. - Aww. 693 00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:40,633 It's so cute. 694 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,300 - Look at-- 695 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,266 - Well, there they are. - Hello. 696 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,700 ♪ ♪ 697 00:27:46,734 --> 00:27:48,100 - Man, really? 698 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:55,100 - Hey. How are you? - Good. 699 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,100 - [sighs] It's so embarrassing 700 00:27:57,133 --> 00:28:00,700 that she has to use another beer handle and not mine. 701 00:28:00,734 --> 00:28:02,166 I got-- 702 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,266 Hey! How are you? - How are you? 703 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,333 - Hey, I love your home. - What? 704 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:08,200 - It's cool, right? - Well, so far. 705 00:28:08,233 --> 00:28:12,166 But hey, this right here with, like, the ICL taps. 706 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,700 - I tried. - I know you did. I know. 707 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,400 - You were my first pick. 708 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,734 - Things kind of hit a snag. 709 00:28:18,767 --> 00:28:21,367 I got hit with cost difficulties. 710 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,133 So did I put my beer business on, 711 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,367 you know, the back burner a bit? 712 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,500 Yeah. Yeah, I probably did. 713 00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:31,166 I'm embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. 714 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,066 - Coming up... 715 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,100 - She had rode the bike into a ditch. 716 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,433 - So she rode her bike in a ditch, 717 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:39,133 and you just kept riding, telling stories to yourself. 718 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:41,233 - Dude, no. - That's exactly what happened. 719 00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:42,400 - Can I finish? 720 00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:46,500 [upbeat music] 721 00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:50,467 ♪ ♪ 722 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,266 - Where am I g-- 723 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,066 [indistinct talking] 724 00:28:57,100 --> 00:28:58,500 Am I in the right place? - Nope. 725 00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,500 - [chuckles] Hey - Yay! 726 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,166 ♪ ♪ 727 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,233 - How are you? 728 00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:05,133 - I thought you were bringing someone? 729 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,133 - Yeah? - No, no. 730 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:10,200 I got dumped. 731 00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:12,300 Yep. - Oh. 732 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,300 - So, um, yep. - Oh. It's okay. 733 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:17,100 We'll fix you a plate, and then we'll go outside. 734 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:18,333 - Perf--barbecue. - See how I did that? 735 00:29:18,367 --> 00:29:21,266 - Wait, come here. 736 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:23,100 - Whitney's not coming. 737 00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:25,300 - Um... - His flight's delayed. 738 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,767 [phone beeping] - Someone's alarm is going off. 739 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:32,000 - This is my alarm, 'cause I'm about to FaceTime my kid. 740 00:29:32,033 --> 00:29:33,166 Sorry. - Hey, Kathryn. 741 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,533 - Hello. - Good to see you, babe. 742 00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:36,333 - The nanny is FaceTiming me. - Ah! 743 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:37,500 - I'll be back. 744 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:38,467 I'll be back, I'll be back. - Hey, buddy. 745 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,066 How are you? - Good. 746 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,066 - Anybody wants to play hammer-nail, come outside. 747 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,533 - Hey. - Hey, bud 748 00:29:43,567 --> 00:29:45,166 - You're gonna have to bring out your redneck side to play it. 749 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,467 - Let's do it! - Let's go. 750 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,433 Yeah. So everyone's gonna stand around the stump, 751 00:29:51,467 --> 00:29:53,133 and everyone has a nail. 752 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,567 You get one hit, then you have to pass the hammer. 753 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,200 Whoever gets their nail flush wins. 754 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:01,133 - If you miss you have to drink. - If you miss, you drink. 755 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,467 - Sure. - See? 756 00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,000 - Oh, look! She's-- 757 00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:07,033 she done missed. Drink up. 758 00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:09,066 Come on, Cameran, all you got, baby. 759 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:11,200 - Wait, I'm nervous. 760 00:30:11,233 --> 00:30:13,333 - Oh! - This is wholesome fun. 761 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:16,066 I like this game. I like the wholesome games. 762 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,200 - You will not believe what happened to me last night. 763 00:30:18,233 --> 00:30:19,567 I'm-- by the way, I'm single now. 764 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,333 So I went back to my place with this gal. 765 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,500 Had wine... - See you rebound quick. 766 00:30:25,533 --> 00:30:28,133 - And I was like, "Let's take the bikes down to the beach." 767 00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:31,266 So we go out on a bike ride, and I lose her for-- 768 00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,100 - Wait. How do you lose each other on bikes? 769 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,500 - You have to think of someone other than your ----ing self, 770 00:30:36,533 --> 00:30:38,100 especially if you're bringing her to the beach. 771 00:30:38,133 --> 00:30:40,467 - I mean, then you can't hear anyone yelling. 772 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:42,166 - You know? - Can I finish? 773 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,600 - [scoffs] I mean-- - I went home. 774 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,734 - Oh, my God. 775 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:46,367 - And then I went back out to look for her, 776 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:51,500 and I see a girl knocking on a door seven houses down. 777 00:30:51,533 --> 00:30:53,400 She's like, "I thought this was your house." 778 00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:55,500 She had rode the bike into a ditch. 779 00:30:55,533 --> 00:30:57,400 I was like, "Oh, my God, are you okay?" 780 00:30:57,433 --> 00:30:59,066 - So she rode her bike in a ditch, 781 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,600 and you just kept riding, telling stories to yourself. 782 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:03,033 - Dude, no. - That's exactly what happened. 783 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:04,567 - I was looking for her everywhere. 784 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,166 - Well, so my question is this-- - She's fine. 785 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,367 - Did--no, no, no. Like, she lived. 786 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:10,400 - Is that what you want to know? - She lived. 787 00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,533 No, no. - Yeah, she's okay. 788 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,266 - You ever play dizzy bat? - Yeah. 789 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:19,266 - Come on, let's play. That's what I'm talking about. 790 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,567 - One Mississippi, two Mississippi, 791 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,233 three Mississippi, four Mississippi, five Mississippi. 792 00:31:25,266 --> 00:31:27,333 - Oh, no. - Pick up the-- 793 00:31:27,367 --> 00:31:28,400 - How many times? 794 00:31:28,433 --> 00:31:30,567 - Uh, I can't remember. Oh, five? 795 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,233 - Four, five, six. 796 00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,533 - This is the most ill-conceived game I've ever... 797 00:31:35,567 --> 00:31:37,233 - [grunts] - [yelps] 798 00:31:37,266 --> 00:31:39,266 - Oh, oh! - [yelps] 799 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:42,100 [laughing] - Yes! 800 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:46,333 [laughter] 801 00:31:46,367 --> 00:31:48,333 I can't believe I just hit that. That was a good pitch. 802 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:50,166 - Oh, my God, I'm about to throw up. 803 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,367 My stomach hurts. 804 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,633 - Didn't you have a love 805 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:56,133 that was supposed to be here or something? 806 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,667 - Oh, no, she dumped me. 807 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,567 [laughter] - Why? 808 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,533 - She saw some pictures of me with some girls on a couch. 809 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:05,567 I was like, "I like couches." 810 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,266 I did--I wasn't doing anything improper. 811 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:11,066 I certainly went to bed alone, but she texted, "How dare you?" 812 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:13,266 She was like, "I don't think this is gonna work out." 813 00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:17,300 And oh, boy. Instagram has got me again. 814 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,333 - You want something to drink? 815 00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:20,333 - Sure. 816 00:32:20,367 --> 00:32:22,567 [playful dramatic music] 817 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,166 - Hey, Craig. - What's up? 818 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:29,433 - Hello there, guys. 819 00:32:29,467 --> 00:32:32,233 - Oh, my God, I'm gonna go crazy. 820 00:32:32,266 --> 00:32:34,133 [both laugh] 821 00:32:34,166 --> 00:32:37,600 - Shep. 822 00:32:37,633 --> 00:32:41,266 - Who's that for? [chuckles] 823 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,133 - Y'all, so what's the gossip? 824 00:32:44,166 --> 00:32:46,200 Tell me the gossip. 825 00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:47,133 - I know. 826 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,567 - What? I'm sweating already. - Spill it. 827 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,333 Spill it, girl. 828 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:54,467 - No. - There's too much at one time. 829 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,500 - I'm, like, so dying to tell, but I can't. 830 00:32:56,533 --> 00:33:00,166 I promised I wouldn't. 831 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,266 - You want me to say it? - What? 832 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:06,100 - Our little darling Kathryn here... 833 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:07,467 - Damn it. 834 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,700 - And our friend Whitney 835 00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:12,367 had a little rendezvous. 836 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,300 - Oh, my God, wait a minute-- - [squeals] 837 00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,467 Ho-- - [sighs] 838 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,367 - How do I not know this? 839 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,233 - I swore, it meant-- - I love it. 840 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:21,467 I think it's great. - Wait, when? 841 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,500 - In L.A. - In California? 842 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:23,700 - In L.A., yeah. 843 00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:26,367 - The first time Whitney and I hooked up, 844 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,233 you know, he told me, "Don't tell anyone." 845 00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:31,166 And I was really intimidated by him at the time, 846 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,433 so I was like, "Okay, I really, really won't." 847 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:43,200 But at the end of the day, like, 848 00:33:43,233 --> 00:33:45,433 he's the one that ended up telling everyone. 849 00:33:45,467 --> 00:33:47,767 - I want to come clean. I want to be honest. 850 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,233 Did I hook up with Kathryn in a moment of weakness? 851 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:51,700 - Yeah? - Yes. 852 00:33:51,734 --> 00:33:54,367 - Jesus Christ. 853 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,367 - I mean, I even lied to Thomas, and at that point, 854 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,266 I was idiotically in love with him. 855 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:03,300 - I mean, you had sex with Whitney. 856 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,000 - Excuse me? 857 00:34:05,033 --> 00:34:08,300 - He just told me you had sex with him. 858 00:34:08,333 --> 00:34:10,367 - You believe that? 859 00:34:12,667 --> 00:34:16,233 You believe that? 860 00:34:16,266 --> 00:34:17,533 - I don't know. 861 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:20,500 - Now I don't give a sh--. 862 00:34:20,533 --> 00:34:23,333 And Whitney, I mean, if I was him, 863 00:34:23,367 --> 00:34:27,734 I would be like, "Yeah, man, I sure did." 864 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:30,667 - Oh, I love it. - What was it like? 865 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,667 [uneasy music] 866 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,233 ♪ ♪ 867 00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:40,600 - It wasn't bad. 868 00:34:40,633 --> 00:34:42,233 - Really? 869 00:34:42,266 --> 00:34:44,367 - I am in shock. 870 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,000 There has been so much sh-- between Whitney and Kathryn. 871 00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:49,700 - You came to our house-- 872 00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:52,266 I was nine months pregnant-- and went to a mother----ing 873 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,533 strip club, you nasty mother----er! 874 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:59,767 - To be honest, it makes me wonder if Craig was right, 875 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,633 and that's why Whitney got so mad. 876 00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:05,467 - She's a lying, psychopathic, insane woman. 877 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,233 - Dude, come on. 878 00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:09,400 You're just mad that she started sleeping with your best friend, 879 00:35:09,433 --> 00:35:11,467 like, a week after staying with you. 880 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,467 [dramatic music] 881 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,000 ♪ ♪ 882 00:35:16,033 --> 00:35:17,567 - Does Patricia know? 883 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,433 - I don't know if she knows. I don't know. 884 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:24,000 - Wait, he made you swear you wouldn't tell? 885 00:35:24,033 --> 00:35:26,667 - How do they know? 886 00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:31,233 [indistinct talking] 887 00:35:31,266 --> 00:35:32,767 You told them? [laughter] 888 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,533 You told them! - I'm really-- 889 00:35:38,767 --> 00:35:41,033 - [soft groan] Oh, no. 890 00:35:41,066 --> 00:35:42,667 - Coming up... 891 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,600 - I mean, you and Kathryn are, like, 892 00:35:44,633 --> 00:35:48,300 particularly close these days, no? 893 00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:49,467 [laughs] 894 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,734 - Why are you looking at me all puppy? 895 00:35:50,767 --> 00:35:52,367 - Tell me, Whitney. 896 00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:56,700 [upbeat music] 897 00:35:59,567 --> 00:36:05,533 ♪ ♪ 898 00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:07,433 - [laughing] - What's up, McFly? 899 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:10,000 You look like you just went overboard. 900 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:12,133 - Well, you look like you're going ----ing squirrel hunting. 901 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:16,500 - [laughs] Where's our third compatriot? 902 00:36:16,533 --> 00:36:17,567 - Late as always. - God knows. 903 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,667 - Hello. How are you? 904 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,300 Oh, excuse me. 905 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,567 - Look who's here. - I was like, 906 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,633 "You didn't have to do all that." 907 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,500 What's up, buddy? 908 00:36:27,533 --> 00:36:28,500 - Hey, pal. - Hey, baby doll. 909 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:29,767 Come here, you mother----er. 910 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,100 - Glad you missed me. - How you doing? 911 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:34,500 Dude, you look good, man. - You look rested, actually. 912 00:36:34,533 --> 00:36:36,100 - Oh, the opposite of rested. 913 00:36:36,133 --> 00:36:37,533 - Hi there, darling. - Hello. How are you? 914 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,333 - How are we doing today? Anything besides water? 915 00:36:39,367 --> 00:36:41,367 - May I have a bloody Mary? 916 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,133 - What do you have on tap? - Oh, God. 917 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,400 - Are you carrying his beer here? 918 00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:46,433 - Whitney, shut up. - Why not? 919 00:36:46,467 --> 00:36:48,066 - I would love that Cooper River. 920 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:50,433 - I'll have a Cooper River too. What's your beer called? 921 00:36:50,467 --> 00:36:51,467 - It's called Trop Hop. 922 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,700 - It's called what? - Trop Hop. 923 00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:56,600 - Trap queen? - [chuckles] 924 00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:58,433 - Trop? Trop Hop. 925 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,567 - Like, tropical hop. 926 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,700 - Wait, so what is the status? 927 00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:05,433 What's going on with your company? 928 00:37:05,467 --> 00:37:07,133 - Dude, nothing exciting right now. 929 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:08,333 - Why? 930 00:37:08,367 --> 00:37:10,133 - Because it's not here to drink, you know. 931 00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,600 Chelsea called me, and she was like, 932 00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:14,000 "Hey, is your beer, you know, ready?" 933 00:37:14,033 --> 00:37:16,433 And I'm, like, you know, like Charlie Brown. 934 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:19,533 Like, "No, no, it's not," and I'm like... 935 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,567 - Wait, I'm sorry. So fill me in, so what happens? 936 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,700 You're at Chelsea's party. What did I miss? 937 00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:26,500 [playful music] 938 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,066 - What was it like? 939 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:31,467 ♪ ♪ 940 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,133 - It wasn't bad. 941 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:35,533 - I am in shock. 942 00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:37,066 - All right, man, well, 943 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,700 I want to know, are you dating anyone? 944 00:37:39,734 --> 00:37:41,467 I mean, you and Kathryn are, like, 945 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,533 particularly close these days, no? 946 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,066 [laughs] 947 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,066 - Why are you looking at me all puppy? 948 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,066 - Tell me, Whitney. 949 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,767 - (BLEEP) you. [both laugh] 950 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:55,533 - Whitney's not, like, a label guy. 951 00:37:55,567 --> 00:37:57,100 - Wait, you-- - He's forcing his. 952 00:37:57,133 --> 00:38:00,066 - You're fo--you are forcing it. - You think so? Why? 953 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,000 - Because he seems like he goes from, like, girlfriend to like-- 954 00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:04,400 there's no downtime in between the women he sees. 955 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:06,467 - I like the connection I guess, but then I find someone-- 956 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,633 - Yeah, but you get held up. - Yeah. 957 00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:09,700 - Yeah, he gets held up. 958 00:38:09,734 --> 00:38:13,033 I like Madison, but I don't get the whole volatility aspect 959 00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:15,166 with you and her. I mean, what prompts this? 960 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,767 - It's because of sh-- that they've done 961 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,667 that you can never move on from. 962 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:22,734 - This is ----ing bullsh--. - Madison. Madison. 963 00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:25,133 - There is never getting the trust back once it's gone. 964 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:26,200 - You think so? - Yup. 965 00:38:26,233 --> 00:38:27,667 - Well, once it's done, it's done. 966 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,200 - That's not true. 967 00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:31,667 - We're not trying to be Debbie downers. 968 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,033 - No, I mean-- - What is a Debbie downer? 969 00:38:34,066 --> 00:38:35,266 And why do they call it a Debbie? 970 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,700 - Apparently Debbie sucked one time, at one point. 971 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:38,767 - (BLEEP) Debbie. 972 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,633 - Who is Debbie, and why is she down? 973 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:43,734 Who is Luke and why is he warm, you know? 974 00:38:43,767 --> 00:38:45,667 [laughter] 975 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,633 [upbeat jazzy music] 976 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:51,633 ♪ ♪ 977 00:38:51,667 --> 00:38:53,033 [phone chimes] 978 00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:54,734 - Hello. - Hey. 979 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,600 - Yeah, yeah. I'm here. 980 00:38:57,633 --> 00:38:59,266 Jason's at the grocery store with Steve, but I'm here. 981 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,633 I'm actually gonna--I'm gonna go check the crab trap on the dock, 982 00:39:01,667 --> 00:39:04,567 so if you just want to meet me outside. 983 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,567 - Bye. 984 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:11,233 ♪ ♪ 985 00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,567 [dog yaps] - Elvis. 986 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,567 - The king lives. - What up? 987 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,533 - Don't let him fall off the dock. 988 00:39:17,567 --> 00:39:20,133 'Cause that would be really bad. - I am not gonna kill Elvis. 989 00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:21,233 - How are you? 990 00:39:21,266 --> 00:39:22,533 - Do you come down here all the time? 991 00:39:22,567 --> 00:39:23,767 - This is my Zen place. This is where I relax. 992 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,166 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too. 993 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:26,600 So let me get a beer. 994 00:39:26,633 --> 00:39:28,600 All right, let's check the crab trap, 995 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,700 see if we're gonna have dinner tonight. 996 00:39:30,734 --> 00:39:32,133 - You're gonna give me crabs? 997 00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:34,200 - I'm surprised you don't already have some. 998 00:39:34,233 --> 00:39:38,500 It's heavy. - Here, let me help. 999 00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:40,233 Oh, yeah! There's one! 1000 00:39:40,266 --> 00:39:42,700 Oh, he's pissed, man. - Dump him out. 1001 00:39:42,734 --> 00:39:44,533 You can't reach your hand in there, idiot. 1002 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,033 - Sure, I can. - No, you can't. 1003 00:39:46,066 --> 00:39:47,200 Shep. - What? 1004 00:39:47,233 --> 00:39:48,600 - You can't just grab a crab. 1005 00:39:48,633 --> 00:39:51,033 - Sure you can. 1006 00:39:51,066 --> 00:39:53,166 Ow. Ow! 1007 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,767 - Told you. - Damn it, that little sucker. 1008 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,200 - I told you. 1009 00:39:56,233 --> 00:39:57,667 You can't just gr-- I mean, they will pinch you. 1010 00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,033 Look, you're bleeding. - Look, I'm bleeding. 1011 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,133 - I know. - I love it, I love it. 1012 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:01,300 I'm gonna let him go. 1013 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,500 He showed a lot of gumption. - He's pissed. 1014 00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:07,033 - Let--I'm--he's going. He earned it. 1015 00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:09,166 - I have never seen anybody reach their hand 1016 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,200 into a crab trap. I mean, you are a true moron. 1017 00:40:12,233 --> 00:40:15,233 - Oh, I thought you were about to say, like, hero. 1018 00:40:15,266 --> 00:40:17,066 God, I loved that crab. 1019 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:20,233 He reminded me of me. [soft chuckle] 1020 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,734 - Why? - 'Cause he was defiant, brave. 1021 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:26,233 You know, all my best qualities. 1022 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:29,233 - So last night, I was the first one to leave. 1023 00:40:29,266 --> 00:40:32,066 How long did you-- - Kathryn... 1024 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,166 - What? - And Whitney? 1025 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,767 That-- I almost fell out of my chair. 1026 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,600 Are you surprised? - No. 1027 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:40,667 Whitney's just a dog that wants a bone. 1028 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,066 - She is same way. 1029 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:47,000 - What if Kathryn got pregnant a third time by Whitney? 1030 00:40:47,033 --> 00:40:48,233 - Oh, my God. 1031 00:40:48,266 --> 00:40:50,066 - And then Patricia would get her grandchild. 1032 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:53,533 - That would be so perverse and wonderful. 1033 00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,600 I don't think the universe is that kind to us all. 1034 00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:57,767 - It's, like, everything would come full circle. 1035 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,233 - I wonder what the conversation they had after, 1036 00:41:00,266 --> 00:41:03,667 you know, when the sweat dried in the bed, like, 1037 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,667 "Hey, listen, don't tell anybody this." 1038 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:07,567 And she was like, "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh." 1039 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,533 [chuckles] 1040 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,200 No, but I don't think he would've done it 1041 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:14,300 if she and Whitney's mom hadn't become buddies or whatever. 1042 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:18,033 - True. They became okay with each other and then... 1043 00:41:18,066 --> 00:41:20,100 - Whitney's like, "Oh, Mother approves." 1044 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:24,300 [laughing] - Oh, my God. 1045 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,567 Speaking of last night, are we feeling better towards Madison? 1046 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,633 - She came up to me right after everybody left and said, 1047 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,533 "What's your problem with me?" 1048 00:41:34,567 --> 00:41:37,333 And I told her exactly what my problem was with her. 1049 00:41:37,367 --> 00:41:39,133 - How is your problem with her any different 1050 00:41:39,166 --> 00:41:40,700 than the problem with Austen? 1051 00:41:40,734 --> 00:41:43,000 'Cause they've pretty much done the same thing to each other so. 1052 00:41:43,033 --> 00:41:44,000 - No, no, no, no, no. 1053 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:46,033 The second person to do something 1054 00:41:46,066 --> 00:41:48,667 out of revenge is more culpable, in my opinion. 1055 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,333 - [scoffs] That is so sexist. 1056 00:41:51,367 --> 00:41:52,567 - I would say that if it was a guy. 1057 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,734 I'd say that if the role was reversed. 1058 00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:55,133 - No you wouldn't. - Yes, I would. 1059 00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:56,667 - No, you wouldn't. Shep, that is ridiculous. 1060 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:59,667 - This is not about sex-ism. 1061 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,033 It's about sex, not sexism. 1062 00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:04,300 - Cheating is never okay. - It is not. 1063 00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:06,033 - There's no-- - You are absolutely right. 1064 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:09,166 So if you cheat, and you decide to stay together, 1065 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,266 it doesn't mean the other person gets to go cheat. 1066 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:12,633 - Okay. - And if they do, 1067 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,266 I'd hope that they would do it more discreetly, 1068 00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:16,633 because everybody in ----ing town knew, 1069 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:20,066 and it made my friend Austen look like a clown. 1070 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,367 - On the next episode of "Southern Charm"... 1071 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,633 - I'm actually dating someone. 1072 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,734 He's a senator. - What? 1073 00:42:29,767 --> 00:42:32,300 - If something were to ever to happen to Palmer-- 1074 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:35,133 - You cannot dwell on it. 1075 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,300 - Oh! [pleased squeal] 1076 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:38,300 - Madison finds other men attractive 1077 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:40,166 and messages them on Instagram. 1078 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,667 - Madison was trying to bang Danni's boyfriend. 1079 00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,700 - We're telling you because we love you. 1080 00:42:44,734 --> 00:42:46,033 - I just don't believe that. 1081 00:42:46,066 --> 00:42:48,367 - It's not fake news. - Sh--. 1082 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,300 - Austen's about to break up with his girlfriend. 1083 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:52,066 - Rip the Band-Aid off. Do you want this to fester? 1084 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,200 Then do it right now. - Just call her. 1085 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,133 - I just got pulled aside by Shep and Craig tonight 1086 00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:00,066 about things. 1087 00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,100 - For more "Southern Charm," go to bravotv.com. 79393

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