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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,340 So why's he writing to you from Rome? 2 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,010 Because in Rome he's preparing the biggest heist of his life... 3 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:28,578 a kidnapping! 4 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:30,380 And this jerk wrote you... 5 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,849 "I'm organizing a kidnapping in Rome... 6 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,783 and I'm going to come back to Paris a millionaire!" 7 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,151 And you... silly fool, you believe it? 8 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:37,821 He's not like you. You're all talk, and no action... 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:40,190 and you stay just a petty thief. 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,492 He talks little, but when he does something... 11 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:46,876 he does it for real. 12 00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:49,199 So, do you think... 13 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:53,069 this kidnapping that he's going to do in Rome... 14 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:55,138 is something that might work? 15 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,140 It's as if it were done already! 16 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:58,541 He told me that with the money from the hit... 17 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,477 he's going to buy me an apartment! 18 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,911 And I'm counting on it! 19 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:03,747 I'm only with him for the benefits... 20 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,815 but I earn the money he gives me. 21 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:07,350 Do you know that when I'm with him I have to act... 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,785 like a sadist! 23 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,787 Sadist? Why? 24 00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,022 Because he's a masochist! 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,157 If you only knew what I had to do! 26 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:17,127 I have to dress up as a mistress, whip him, put him in chains! 27 00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,030 Even kicks to the mouth! 28 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,132 Goddamn! Listen to that! 29 00:01:22,182 --> 00:01:24,267 Look at what kind of people are in the world! 30 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,769 It makes ya crazy! 31 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,972 What an idiot. So in this romantic atmosphere... 32 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,206 between one kick in the face and another, 33 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:35,145 maybe he talks to you normally, tells you all about his business, 34 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,013 and, perhaps, 35 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:39,015 he also told you how he's going to do the heist in Rome... 36 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,450 some details... - No! 37 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,185 Maybe he said so inadvertently... - No, no! 38 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:46,289 No, I know nothing. I only know that it's a kidnapping. 39 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:48,758 On the phone he called it "Operation BB". 40 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,760 BB? - Yes, BB. 41 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,862 And... what does it mean? - Well, they could be initials... 42 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,798 maybe they belong to the one they want to kidnap. 43 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,134 That's all I know. 44 00:01:58,184 --> 00:02:02,906 To organize it they need 50 or 60 million... 45 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:07,010 Speaking of money, could you lend me 50 francs? 46 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:11,181 No, no. I only have a check, but today's a holiday, so I couldn't cash it. 47 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,616 By the way... will you come with me to Chalon tomorrow? 48 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,186 We can take the Mini or the Maserati he left me. 49 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,088 And how many cars does this jerk have? 50 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,124 So these kidnappings really work for him! 51 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,093 You ask too many questions! 52 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,896 I don't care! He's got money, he's got as many cars as he wants... 53 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:29,833 Ok, ok, but he treats you like a servant! 54 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,468 He doesn't tell you anything, you know nothing about him... 55 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:32,969 Me, I tell you everything! 56 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:37,307 Not him! So are you coming with me tomorrow or not? 57 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:40,343 I still don't know if I can. - And when will you know? 58 00:02:40,393 --> 00:02:43,346 It depends on what I decide this evening. I might be going on a trip. 59 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,014 But can't you postpone it? 60 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,617 I'm sorry but... I have to go to Marseille. 61 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,385 Go to Marseille?! Why? 62 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:52,188 Because I've got a big heist there, but I can't tell you anything. 63 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:55,492 A big heist? - Well, if I make it... 64 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,294 Eh, if I make it... - What will you do? 65 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:00,763 If I make it, I'll buy you such a big place that your friend's... 66 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:02,332 will seem like a barn. 67 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:07,270 You wanna buy that!? You're lucky if you find money enough to eat every day! 68 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,405 Come on! Tomorrow if you come with me to Chalon... 69 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:12,008 I'll treat you to lunch, ok? 70 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,610 Ok? 71 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,345 Renato? 72 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:21,731 Well, answer me! Renato? 73 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,486 He did it again! 74 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,766 Ugly son of a bitch! 75 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:44,112 THE RIP-OFF 76 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,782 Get in! I'm free! 77 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:40,983 Where to? 78 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:44,587 To the cinema... where is it? 79 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:48,299 Volturno! - Ok! 80 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,619 Chubby! 81 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,955 Come on, move your ass! 82 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:21,871 Watch out ya don't drop yer cane! 83 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,227 Ah! I told you he'd drop it! 84 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,972 Yeah, but you're bringing me bad luck! 85 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:41,010 Hurry up and get out here, I can't keep this up much longer! 86 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,427 I'm ready! Come on! 87 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,320 # It rains and you wander through the city 88 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:52,955 # Without any thoughts... 89 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:56,592 # and the water gets in your shoes 90 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:57,960 And what got into yours? 91 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,597 # What would you say? What would you do? 92 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:05,935 # If you already hear your soles saying "chick chack"... 93 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,972 #What can you do if in your pocket you rummage and rummage again... 94 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:13,209 # but you can't find a bean? 95 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:15,077 But who'd give any money to you? 96 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,946 # What you own... - Heifer! 97 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,581 # is bread, but you know... 98 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:22,885 # that you'd give as a present... 99 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:30,935 # Don't despair, if life gives you nothing, if you hope in the future 100 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:35,531 # Don't despair, you know what I mean... 101 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:40,436 # After all, after all, some day the clouds will pass along. 102 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,807 # Drops fall but, who cares, if we get a little bit wet? 103 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:48,978 # Tomorrow the sunshine will dry us 104 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,447 # Your tail-coat won't get ruined 105 00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:53,616 # Your shoes'll go "chick chack"... 106 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:58,120 # let's follow destiny's road. 107 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,022 You're breakin' my balls! I can't take anymore! 108 00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:03,598 Off! Get off! 109 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,951 Bitch! 110 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:19,208 Women! Women! Women! 111 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,611 What do you want? Who cares? 112 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,312 Women! Women! Women! 113 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:24,981 What are you doing? 114 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:28,251 You don't have a bit of class! Rude people! 115 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,986 So you want women? Here you go! 116 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,921 Come on! Come on! Get out here! 117 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,390 Here you are! Lowlifes! Voyeurs! 118 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,102 I salute you! 119 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:45,167 They still don't understand who we are, these lowlifes! 120 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,802 Our next postcard will be from Las Vegas! 121 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,105 Come on, Maurizio... forget 'em, pathetic bunch! 122 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:52,408 Hurry up! I'm dying of hunger! - The lady, always thinking of eating! 123 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,976 The pot calling the kettle black! 124 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:57,461 Yeah, I get it. 125 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:02,785 These buttons... Did you stick them on with spit? 126 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,420 I'm not your servant! 127 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,156 Call a seamstress! Either she sews them on or you do! 128 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,491 Pardon me, Countess! 129 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,761 Don't you understand that you can't leave the stage that way... 130 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,997 like an angry dog! 131 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:16,966 You're crude! You'll never have a future! 132 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,936 But what do these jerks know of art? 133 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:23,172 Enough! I can't do it anymore! After tonight, Vaudeville is over. 134 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:26,108 A long time it's been over. I was 20! 135 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,010 Mom! - What? 136 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,679 I can't do it any longer! 137 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,016 Ma, you were right, it would've been better if I'd studied! 138 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,999 My poor little son! 139 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:42,525 Hey, please, Where's Fred Astaire's dressing room? 140 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,193 Fred who? - Maurizio! 141 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:48,497 Ah! Over there! Next to the toilet! 142 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:51,845 So, we'll eat at our usual joint. 143 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,114 Renato "Shiny Shoes"! 144 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,782 Damn! - Chubby! 145 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,786 One hand here, one hand there and nobody'll cheat us! 146 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,254 Damn! You're lookin' good! So elegant! 147 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,590 Where've you been? - [In French] Paris, my boy! 148 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,158 From Paris? So what are you doin' here? 149 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,627 To talk business. - What's it about? 150 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:21,163 Renato! Last time you came here to talk business... 151 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:24,634 thank God we had enough money to pay a lawyer! 152 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,268 Who are you, sir? - Madame... 153 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,670 So what's this business about? 154 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,573 Don't forget, Maurizio is an artist! He can't be risking time in the pen. 155 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,041 Can't you understand that Maurizio's a dancer... 156 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,509 with his name on the play-bill! 157 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,178 So all I've gotta say is... back to Paris with ya! 158 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,114 Ma, please! This is my deal! 159 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,749 I'm the one who decides! 160 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,117 So is it worth it? 161 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,818 Worth it? 162 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,820 It's something that needs three people. 163 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,455 And, what is it exactly? 164 00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:49,025 Ma'am, it's the heist of the century! 165 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,193 But you... you're out! 166 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,995 Then my boy's not in either! 167 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,930 You'll just use him, 'cause he's weak! 168 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,399 Ah! - He'll say "Yes" to the first punk... 169 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,401 …that talks! Wanna know the last thing he did!? 170 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,603 The other day he got in three card sharp game... 171 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,438 they got him for 5,000 lira! 172 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:04,874 And, as if that wasn't enough, they smacked him! 173 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,410 Cut it out, Ma! Yer makin' me look like a jerk! 174 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,980 All I gotta say to both of you is bugger off and die! 175 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,581 There she goes! You see that?! 176 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:15,418 She's the one who messed up my life, she ruined me! 177 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,621 I was going to be a dancer at the opera, but no! Look where I ended up! 178 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,090 Here's where! In a music-hall! 179 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,426 And then... there was a beautiful girl I liked... 180 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,094 so lovely... a blond angel! 181 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:28,097 I listened to her and in two days she convinced me the girl was a slut! 182 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,099 I don't know which way to turn anymore! 183 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:33,002 She made me miss my plane to America. I was goin' there to dance! 184 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:34,570 That's when she ruined my career! 185 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,139 So ya know what I say? Fuck off! 186 00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,808 Fuck you! - Sure, sure I'm supposed to thank God... 187 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,042 ...you're my mother! - Look at yourself! 188 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:42,978 Yeah, yeah. - You've turned into a sack of shit! 189 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,847 Maurizio! That's enough. 190 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,450 [in French] Remember, your mother is always your mother! 191 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:51,220 See?! Renato's right! Shit is always shit! 192 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,757 No, madame. A mother is always a mother! 193 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,828 Mother! 194 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,097 I raised him by gathering crumbs! 195 00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,431 Making sacrifices! 196 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,800 What does he care about his mother! 197 00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:06,469 He wants to see me dead! 198 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:07,903 He wants to see me... Oh my God! 199 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,305 Oh my God! It's time! 200 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,806 Ma! - Oh my God! 201 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,007 How do you feel? - I feel a pain... 202 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:13,809 I can't go on like this! - Ma, don't say that! I'll feel bad! 203 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,078 Ma, calm down. I'm sorry! Come here, my love! 204 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:19,014 You want me dead, because you're an ungrateful son! 205 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:20,416 No, Ma, I'm not an ungrateful son! 206 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,486 You want me dead! Because you're a son with no heart! 207 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,554 No Ma, I'm not a son without a heart! 208 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,023 You want me dead because you're a son of a bitch! 209 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,660 No Ma... well, I don't know... you'd know that better than I. 210 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,162 Renato! She's the one that said it! 211 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,764 My god! Now he's calling me a whore as well! 212 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,099 C'mon! You said it, not me! 213 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,135 Did you hear? He's calling me whore! 214 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,436 Ma, calm down!! - Ma! 215 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,671 I wanna die! - Madam, you must live! 216 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:45,574 If you die, I'll die too! - Maurizio, nobody's gonna die! 217 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:46,976 I wanna die! 218 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,644 Madame, you must live! 219 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,148 Ma, if you die, I'll die too! - Maurizio must not die! 220 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,649 I wanna die! 221 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,751 [in dialect] Enough! You're breakin' my balls! 222 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,119 Ma cherie! 223 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,922 Die! Die! Die! We've gotta live! 224 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,725 There are millions and millions waiting for you! 225 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,960 What? - So, what are you still doing here? 226 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,530 Come on, go! - All right, let's go! Let's go! 227 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,998 Bye Ma! - Bye! 228 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:13,002 Maurizio, hurry up! We've gotta go to Ettore's! 229 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:17,022 Maurizio! Your vitamins! 230 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:23,445 Come on, Ettore! Don't drink or we'll have to listen to your wife! 231 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:27,149 What do I care about that witch! Let her scream! 232 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,190 Maybe she'll burst an artery! 233 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:38,633 Renato "Shiny Shoes"! 234 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:44,133 Oh Renato! It's really you! 235 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,969 What a pleasure! - Ettore! 236 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,803 Look how fancy! 237 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,005 [in French] And you're so fat, old friend! 238 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,674 You've become a ball! 239 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,844 What's wrong? - Why've you brought this spy to my place? 240 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,112 This chump thinks it was I that landed him in the joint... 241 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,380 the last time! Tell him! - Four years! 242 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,683 Go on, have a drink! - Calm down! 243 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,286 Ettore! I'm here because I've organized a formidable heist... 244 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,989 and if it goes ok we'll be well off... forever! 245 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,791 [in French] An' I don't believe you! 246 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,426 What? - I can't believe he was an informer! 247 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,161 Speak Italian, so he understands! 248 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,129 Behave you two! 249 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:17,099 I'm so happy to see you in such a nice place! Is it yours? 250 00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:20,135 The walls are yours too? - Sure it's all mine, yeah. 251 00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:22,104 What a beautiful place! Show me! - Of course. Come! 252 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:23,405 Here we serve the meals. 253 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,081 Here it is. 254 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:27,610 From servant to boss. It's all mine. 255 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,111 Ah, my pal the boss. 256 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,347 Small, but nice. 257 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:34,917 Yeah, I've got big plans... repainting, remodelling everything... 258 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,820 Make it a restaurant with a select clientele. 259 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,890 You know, it's always crowded, they wait in line to get in. 260 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,358 But it's ten at night and there's nobody... 261 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:44,159 Ettore! Come here! 262 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,829 Who's she? - My wife! 263 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,564 [in French] My God, what shit! 264 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:51,166 What? You say it that way in French too? 265 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,601 No, it means "a mother is always a mother"! 266 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,036 Sure, back in your dressing room! 267 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:58,440 But here it means... "What shit this lady is!" 268 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:01,677 My boy! How could you marry something so scary! 269 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:04,446 What could I do, Renato! She trapped me! 270 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,048 She's got five brothers who are bigger than me. 271 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,217 They dragged me into the church when I was drunk! 272 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,551 That's crazy! 273 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,221 But she gave me the restaurant! 274 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,722 And she respects me! 275 00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:17,126 Hey asshole! Move it over here! 276 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,701 I gotta go- 277 00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,931 Ah, poor slob! He's whipped! 278 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,400 Makes me feel bad. 279 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,003 [in French] Prison is no fun! Ya know. 280 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,772 In prison. For four years! 281 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:33,175 What do you expect? And he's the only one that went in! 282 00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:34,743 You're bringing that up again! 283 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,745 What! It's my fault if he went in for four years!? 284 00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,147 Everybody took off! 285 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,015 You went to Marseille, the other ones, who knows where they went... 286 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:44,330 just the two of us went on trial, me and him! Eh! 287 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,990 But you got out, and him no! 288 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:52,032 How's that? 289 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,297 Renato, I've gotta tell you why. 290 00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,315 But listen, keep it to yourself! 291 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,502 It was my mother who squealed... 292 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:04,954 Your mother?! - …to get me out on parole. 293 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,142 Now that you're here, try this gnocchi. 294 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,593 Made fresh. 295 00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,921 But, they're all stuck to each other! 296 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,990 So cut 'em up with a knife! 297 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,993 Stick them with your fork one after the other. 298 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,062 Ettore! Get in here and slice the onions! 299 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,240 Hurry up! 300 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,135 This gnocchi is ancient. 301 00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,937 And don't forget the tomatoes! 302 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,615 All right, ok. 303 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,479 They were so good. 304 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:46,448 Too bad, they were so few! 305 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:49,023 You've already eaten them all! 306 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,820 But we can't talk here! 307 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,722 I've gotta explain who the stoolie was... 308 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:56,658 ...and how can I do it with that scarecrow badgering him! 309 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,962 The stoolie was Julien Le Martot. 310 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,131 Julien?! - Right, him! 311 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,932 That's why he was killed! 312 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:08,037 The rotten ones gotta die! But we're not rotten, we're friends! 313 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,206 And we've gotta be friends like we used to! 314 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,675 So are we gonna do this big job or what!? 315 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,878 As friends? Yes? 316 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,123 One... 317 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,982 two... - three... 318 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,818 four... - five... - six! 319 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,996 Your business is mine! 320 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:36,737 Who breaks this bond is a son of a bitch! 321 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,082 My dear friends, you're moved by all this! 322 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,317 Fuck off, it's the onions you sliced! 323 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,186 Wash your hands next time! 324 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,288 It's her fault! She's always on me! - No! 325 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,391 It's not her fault! It's yours! You let her treat you like a schmuck! 326 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,259 Ettore! Come here! - Yes? 327 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,627 No! This time don't get up! - She's calling me! 328 00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:06,895 Don't move! 329 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,064 Don't you understand that you've blown everything? 330 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,499 You've blown the wife, you've blown the life... 331 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,868 Now you're coming with us, forever! 332 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,937 What can I do? She hits me! 333 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,372 She'll hit you if you stay here! - Right! 334 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:20,075 Ettore, can't you understand that this is the heist of the century? 335 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,045 If we succeed, we'll be set for life! We'll be set! 336 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,381 All three rich... forever! 337 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,984 I'm coming with you! - Finally, you've understood! 338 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,919 Yes, but... what do I do? - Do... what? 339 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:32,688 To get out of here. 340 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,989 Renato! 341 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,905 Let's do the midget-escape. 342 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,963 We'll do the midget-escape. 343 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,311 Let's go! 344 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,276 [in French] Good night, madame! - Good night. 345 00:19:54,326 --> 00:19:56,145 Thank you for the gnocchi, madame. - Were they good? 346 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,980 [in French] Yes, formidable! - Oh good! 347 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,548 Goodbye! - [in French] We hope to come back. 348 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,949 Ettore! 349 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,584 Ettore, where are you going? 350 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:05,830 Madame... - Run, your wife! 351 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:10,025 Ettore! - Don't worry, I'll bring him back! 352 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,960 That's right! - Delinquent! Where are you going!? 353 00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:15,264 They're doing it all.They organize it, they kidnap, they run the risks. 354 00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:17,166 They pay. - It's better that way. 355 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,836 When it's time to demand the ransom and get the money... 356 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,572 we'll get the money, because we'll be demanding the ransom... 357 00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,641 …not them! - How? 358 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:29,058 That's what I'm gonna explain to you now. 359 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:36,018 The kidnapping'll cost them 50 or 60 million: guarding, expenses... 360 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,320 And for me, about the same. 361 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:41,056 But you don't worry about that... 362 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,026 ...at all. 363 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,495 An' this is the boss. 364 00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:49,164 Take a good look at him. 365 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:50,766 My, my! 366 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,534 Yeah, he's a degenerate, but dangerous! 367 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,171 Sear that face into your brain and don't forget it! 368 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,140 Let me see. 369 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,710 Christ what a sicko! 370 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,011 And who is this? 371 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:05,781 He's the boss of the gang, the brains behind the kidnapping. 372 00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,115 Do you know him? 373 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,118 Never seen him. But I know he's French and he likes night clubs. 374 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,620 And who's he gonna kidnap? 375 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,089 I don't know. 376 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,290 And when's this kidnapping gonna take place? 377 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,992 Who knows... 378 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:23,098 So, you don't know who he is, you don't know who he's supposed to kidnap... 379 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,634 you don't know when the kidnappings taking place... 380 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:29,204 Renato, ya know I gotta say to you? 381 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,573 Fuck off! - Fuck off! 382 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,976 Your mother is always a real lady! 383 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:37,045 Mrs. Maria, don't be offended if he brings home a few million! 384 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:41,049 Sorry, Renato, but I don't think Mrs. Maria meant to offend you. 385 00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,685 As a matter of fact we still don't get it. 386 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:47,589 The one sure thing is that the money's really there. Right, Renato? 387 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,492 We'll need organizing money, and you've got some. Right, Renato? 388 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,061 Right, Renato? 389 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:56,298 Actually, when I mentioned 50 million, I said 50 million... 390 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,667 and, sure, somebody's got it but, 391 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:04,106 [in French] ...it ain't exactly pocket change... 392 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,008 [in French] 50 million is real money! 393 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:08,410 Stop speaking French! 394 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,911 I didn't understand a thing! 395 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:13,555 Are you gonna explain or what! 396 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:18,987 My friends... - I'm broke! - What? 397 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:22,958 If I had 50 million would I be eating here! C'mon, Maurizio! 398 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,093 So why did you come here? 399 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:28,330 He made me leave the restaurant, my security! 400 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:30,766 You won't regret it, meat-head! 401 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:31,967 Nobody'll regret it! 402 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,202 We've just gotta find ourselves 25-30 million. 403 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:36,138 That's a joke! 404 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,040 I've been away from Rome for ten years 405 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,009 I don't know the score anymore, where to go, what to do... 406 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:43,745 Who knows where you can find 25-30 million... 407 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:46,848 In a bank. 408 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:52,220 [in Apulian dialect] 409 00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:53,622 You've started speaking French again! 410 00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,357 This isn't French, it's Apulian! 411 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:57,459 According to him, I go to the bank, I knock at the door and I say... 412 00:22:57,509 --> 00:22:59,194 "Will you give me 25-30 million?" 413 00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,296 Idiot! - The last time I saw... 414 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:02,798 so much money, was when... 415 00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:06,234 I payed a bill, a while ago. 416 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:08,136 There was a big safe. 417 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:09,538 It was at Gargiulo's, the notary... 418 00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,973 in that small square where we used to go to shoot pool. 419 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:15,014 Do you remember? 420 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,548 Hello, jerks! 421 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:20,982 Fred Astaire here. 422 00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,184 Everything's fine. 423 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,819 Do you really have to call in each and every minute!? 424 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,821 We're trying to do something serious here! 425 00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:29,024 I told you, call only if it's an emergency! 426 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,392 Over. 427 00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:33,161 He doesn't even know how to keep watch anymore. 428 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:35,664 All that dancing's made him soft in the head. 429 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,599 It's an hour and a half that you've been working! 430 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:40,369 You said you needed 6 or 7 minutes! 431 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,839 Instead, it's been an hour that these lousy acids aren't working. 432 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,474 I don't get it... 433 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:48,686 ...it either evaporates or… 434 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,616 Christ almighty! 435 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,651 Would ya look at this! 436 00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:58,487 Who brought these bottles? 437 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,088 I did! 438 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:01,790 I prepared two small bottles... 439 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,226 one with nitroglycerin and the other one with trypanosone. 440 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,261 How's it possible that this one's cough syrup... 441 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,130 and this one's for hemorrhoids! 442 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:10,866 Maybe with so many small bottles, I made a mistake! 443 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:12,968 Can't you read, you wretch!? 444 00:24:13,018 --> 00:24:16,180 I dunno what to say... 445 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:20,542 An' I dunno how to blow a safe with hemorrhoid lotion! 446 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,010 So what are we going to do? 447 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,620 What the hell are we supposed to do? Let's go home! Let's go! 448 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,919 Attention boys! A cop car's passing by! 449 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,721 Got it. 450 00:24:32,771 --> 00:24:34,189 Renato! 451 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,724 The police've come by! 452 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:38,326 In the meantime move those cases! 453 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,928 And don't leave any finger-prints! 454 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:43,777 Don't worry! 455 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:48,837 ROSINA,THE SAFE KEY IS UNDER THE SMALL STATUE. 456 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:53,809 I'll BE BACK IN TWO DAYS. DON'T TELL YOUR WIFE! 457 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:56,144 False alarm, boys. They've gone. 458 00:24:56,194 --> 00:25:00,027 Take your time and don't leave anything behind. 459 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,831 Gargiulo the notary's gonna be cleaned out good. 460 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:17,332 Turn around! - Over. 461 00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,601 Car number three, calling "White Sail"... requesting back-up. 462 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:23,780 A robbery taking place in zone six. 463 00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,644 I was wrong. They've come back. 464 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:35,655 Emergency! Over and out, an' I'll see ya when I see ya! 465 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,437 Good evening! 466 00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:49,598 Renato! Cops are all over the place! 467 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:52,912 I'm done. 468 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:02,991 Come on! 469 00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:08,083 It's better if we take two different directions. 470 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:09,951 Bye. See you at Maurizio's house. 471 00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:13,299 Good luck! 472 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:27,706 I guessed on the second race. He was a half-length behind. 473 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,081 Come! Hurry up! - Here I am! 474 00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:43,018 What do you think? - I'd say Little Goldie. 475 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:44,719 Not Little Goldie! - Violetta! 476 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:47,122 No, not Violetta! - No, Violetta can't even trot! 477 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:50,992 Oh yeah? I saw her at the track yesterday! 478 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:52,727 200 meters. Little Willie's just passed Vetusto as well. 479 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,095 They're at the finish-line. 480 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,031 Bolivar, who lead the entire race, wins! 481 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:58,967 Followed by Little Willie, Vetusto and Pimpinella. 482 00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,570 Excuse me, I'd like some water, please! 483 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:06,579 No, not that! I want it from the tap, it's got calcium in it. 484 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,790 [in French] Matches, please. 485 00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:15,154 [in French] Thanks, Coco. 486 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,806 Look how you're dancing! Like a sack of potatos. 487 00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:41,655 Me, a sack of potatos!? 488 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,715 Why don't you have a dance with chubby over there? 489 00:27:46,765 --> 00:27:48,016 Let's go! 490 00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,551 Hey, boss! - Yes? 491 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:51,419 How about a lap around the track with this beauty? 492 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:53,121 Sorry? - Why? Don't you like her? 493 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,657 Don't worry, I don't care! - Can I? 494 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:58,126 Go ahead! No problem! - Thanks! 495 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,128 May I? Thank you! - Go! 496 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,596 There we are! 497 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:06,605 Giovanni! Look at that hussy! She finds herself an elephant, and barn! 498 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,107 Hey, won't your boyfriend be jealous? 499 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,876 What boyfriend?! He's just a jerk with a bunch of money! 500 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:17,212 So he's a big cash register then! 501 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:22,096 You know that without a boyfriend you're even more beautiful! 502 00:28:24,002 --> 00:28:25,320 Well... - Sorry? 503 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,223 Which horse do you want to bet on? - Anyone! 504 00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:30,392 But it better be one that's a long shot. 505 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,060 A long shot? - Yes. 506 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:35,096 A martingale! What is it? 507 00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:36,931 It's quite easy. Look. 508 00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,534 Choose a horse for each race. Eight horses. 509 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,102 Eight horses? - Eight horses. 510 00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:42,737 So which one do you want for the first race? 511 00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,005 Go on, tell me. 512 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,141 First horse... Little Lady! 513 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:49,023 Little Lady. The second one? 514 00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,487 What a jerk! 515 00:28:59,537 --> 00:29:02,223 Listen... what's the midget's name? 516 00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:04,125 His name is Baby Bronky. 517 00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:06,594 His father's a businessman. 518 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,029 They're very rich people. 519 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,098 Loan-sharks. 520 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:11,966 Baby Bronky. 521 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,902 I think I've heard that name before. 522 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:16,137 You've done a martingale with eight winners. 523 00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:20,088 If they all make it, you'll win a truck-load. 524 00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,916 2,000, 3,000. There's your change. 525 00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:29,150 And good luck! 526 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,785 Stop! 527 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:33,621 I'm gonna take Stop coming in first and Cesena on second... 528 00:29:33,671 --> 00:29:36,224 Stopper, winner. Cesena, to place. - and Spagnoletto and Madrigale... 529 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:39,794 together on San Siro's third. - Spagnoletto... 530 00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,211 You're chic... I like you! 531 00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:51,272 Listen! Do you know him? 532 00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:53,341 No, never met him. 533 00:29:53,391 --> 00:29:54,776 Let's go! - Yes. 534 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:58,989 I'm going to introduce you to these idiot friends of mine! 535 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,751 You, have a seat. 536 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:04,452 And you, next to me. - Thank you. 537 00:30:04,502 --> 00:30:05,820 You're welcome! - Good evening! 538 00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,423 Nice guy! He's so nice! - Thank you! 539 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,032 So so... - Nice guy! 540 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,295 You did a great heist! 541 00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:16,097 28 million in unpaid bills... 542 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,767 and 27,000 liras cash! 543 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,169 Go hide yourselves in shame, all three of ya! 544 00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:23,037 Go on! And now he's sleeping! 545 00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:26,040 Renato! Where's Maurizio? 546 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,376 I'm so worried! 547 00:30:28,426 --> 00:30:30,178 How could you leave my son behind? 548 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:32,046 Madonna! What troubles! 549 00:30:32,096 --> 00:30:33,648 He's been giving me trouble my whole life! 550 00:30:33,698 --> 00:30:35,483 Feel it! Feel my heartbeat! 551 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:38,501 Yes, i feel it. - Feel it! 552 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,989 You coulda been dead! 553 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,590 Where've ya been all night?! 554 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,992 Are ya trying to kill me!? 555 00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,460 Ma, leave me be. I can barely stay on my feet! 556 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,829 My dear son, you're so pale! 557 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,464 Do you want me to cook an egg for you? 558 00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:52,367 Five! - Right away! 559 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,970 Renato! I did it five times! 560 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,539 You did it five times?! 561 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,607 I'm sorry! So you got a case of diarrhea. 562 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:00,942 Take two lemons and it will pass! 563 00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:02,644 Renato! What are you talkin' about? 564 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,279 Five times I did it! 565 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:06,314 This woman is amazing! A French nose, like that... 566 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,184 two big eyes, a beautiful figure... lusty! 567 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,319 I met her at the night club, The Scarabeo! 568 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:14,022 Yeah, then she introduced me into her circle of friends... 569 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:15,757 all of them mama's boys! 570 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,458 There was a dwarf, this short! 571 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:19,661 Putting on airs! He was full a money! 572 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,271 His name was Baby... Baby Bronky! 573 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:26,968 Baby Bronky, you said? 574 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:29,637 Yes, his name is Baby Bronky! 575 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:35,210 Baby Bronky... He's BB 576 00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,846 Listen, Maurizio! In the night club... 577 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:41,783 did you see a Frenchman? A tall, thin man... 578 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,017 but distinguished! 579 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:46,387 There was a guy. I'd seen him before, but I don't remember where! 580 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,356 Maybe, he was French! 581 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,926 Can ya believe it! Goddamn! 582 00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,628 Do you know who you saw? - No! 583 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:55,363 Do you know who you've discovered, without knowing it? 584 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,198 No! - The Frenchman! 585 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,133 The boss of the organization! The one who's gonna do the kidnapping! 586 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,435 Ah, the masochist guy! 587 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,503 And do you know who Baby Bronky is? - No... 588 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:04,539 He's BB! 589 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,140 The one they're gonna kidnap! 590 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:07,408 That's why they're keeping an eye on him at the night club... 591 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,776 they're staying close! 592 00:32:08,826 --> 00:32:10,778 I'm the man! C'mon, Renato, say it's so! 593 00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:14,282 You're the greatest! 594 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:15,717 What's with him? 595 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,719 He's having nightmares about the restaurant... listen! 596 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:18,987 Ettore! 597 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,421 Come to the kitchen! 598 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:22,790 Not the plates! I won't wash any plates! 599 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,308 What a chump! 600 00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:32,600 That one is Jacquelin Nerdaux. 601 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:36,271 If he's come all the way here from Paris, then the hit is imminent. 602 00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:39,007 Two more bitters, please. - Right away. 603 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:42,287 Hey, that one over in the corner is the Frenchman? 604 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:45,391 [in French] Yes, ok, like that! 605 00:32:47,565 --> 00:32:48,983 [in French] Good! 606 00:32:49,033 --> 00:32:51,152 He's the one in the photo, yeah. 607 00:32:51,202 --> 00:32:52,520 And the one over there, see him? 608 00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:54,155 That's Baby Bronky. 609 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,024 And her nose was so big she looked like a schnauser! 610 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:58,693 Sheesh! So you did her? 611 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,128 Me?! No way! 612 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,796 Pig! 613 00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,814 Nice bunch, eh? 614 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,135 Bye! - What, you're going!? 615 00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:08,636 Yes, it's late! - See you! 616 00:33:08,686 --> 00:33:10,338 Bye! - [in French] You idiot! 617 00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:12,740 [in French] Go! 618 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,554 Bye everybody. 619 00:33:18,029 --> 00:33:19,414 Oh, sorry! 620 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:22,083 [in French] Go! 621 00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:25,158 Go to the door. - I'm going. 622 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:39,047 So what do we do? - Oh, my God! My God! 623 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,638 Ettore! What is it? Are you sick? 624 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,106 Are you Ok? - What's happened? 625 00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,375 Come on! Come on! - Let's go! 626 00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:48,977 This is crazy! 627 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,512 A fraud! A robbery! 628 00:33:51,562 --> 00:33:53,948 You should go to jail! To jail! 629 00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:56,017 Thank God you don't know how to bet! Thank God! 630 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:58,052 You bet on the worst horses! 631 00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:01,122 This isn't betting... this is murdering the book-maker! 632 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:03,458 I've been counting money for 12 minutes! 633 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,627 Uh, excuse me! 634 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:08,997 Could you please tell us the total amount? How much is it? 635 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:13,634 Of course... 636 00:34:13,684 --> 00:34:16,404 Would you divide it into 3 equal packets? 637 00:34:16,454 --> 00:34:19,073 And count them all again, one by one!? 638 00:34:19,123 --> 00:34:20,742 I'll break your... - Nevermind! 639 00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,443 Hey Moustache! 640 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,612 One! Two! Three! 641 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:27,357 All fer us and none fer you! 642 00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:36,324 Oy! Would ya look at that! 643 00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:39,093 Jeezuz! Look! 644 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,329 Look at this schmuck! How he's got himself up! 645 00:34:41,379 --> 00:34:43,965 Like a clown! I told you...! 646 00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,200 You gotta look like normal people! 647 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,636 You gotta look like municipal employees! 648 00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:50,271 We've gotta pass by unobserved! 649 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,640 We gotta be inconspicuous! 650 00:34:52,690 --> 00:34:54,108 We need to pass by unnoticed! 651 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,476 Hey! 652 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:58,585 Here I am! 653 00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:01,549 These are for you. 654 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,052 What is it? - Look at your get-up! 655 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:08,222 Why? - Why!? We don't wanna attract attention! 656 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:11,001 The booty! 657 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,120 There he is. See him!? 658 00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:42,935 I see him, I see him. 659 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,004 We gotta figure out where they plan to grab him. 660 00:35:57,054 --> 00:36:01,442 For sure on the street, an intersection, some place where he always goes... 661 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,578 maybe in front of his house... - At the night club! 662 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:05,046 Not the night club! 663 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,981 Too many people there. It'd be impossible. 664 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:12,059 And they've all been seen there too often anyway. 665 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,395 That must be his usual news stand. 666 00:36:21,445 --> 00:36:24,432 And this is one of the places where the hit might happen. 667 00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:26,134 There he's coming back. He was fast. 668 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,313 All the time needed to kidnap him. 669 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:51,106 Hitler was right! 670 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:56,201 To the gas chamber with ya after 60! 671 00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,969 What kinda crappy death-trap is this!? - What do I know. I'm not a car-maker! 672 00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:04,038 Hey, go and see where he's headed! 673 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:08,058 Hurry up! Push the car, come on! 674 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:13,948 Push, idiot, push! 675 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:17,585 Come on Maurizio, help this fool! He can't do it! 676 00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:19,754 What're you doin' shouting! He lives right there! 677 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:21,589 Dammit... stop! - What is it? 678 00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,558 Stop! Cover me! 679 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:26,894 Maurizio, move over and lemme see. 680 00:37:26,944 --> 00:37:28,462 Can you see? 681 00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:31,766 Look at those two with the moped behind you! 682 00:37:31,816 --> 00:37:34,168 There's the proof. It's the obvious proof. 683 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:35,803 There's no longer any doubt about it. 684 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:37,405 But who are they? 685 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:39,974 They're both French... I recognize 'em. 686 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,009 One is Francois Le Renan... 687 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:44,612 and the other one is... - A tramp! 688 00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:47,081 Yeah, a tramp. 689 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:49,650 But the kind that spends her life screwing 'em over! 690 00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,652 If there's gonna be a hit, just remember... 691 00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:53,988 The kidnapping's gonna take place here! 692 00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,590 So what should we do? 693 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,792 Push a little bit more, please! 694 00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,901 Yes. - Release the brake! 695 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,705 Come on! 696 00:38:10,755 --> 00:38:13,941 I can't take anymore. Try starting it up. 697 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:15,409 Nothing gonna's get her moving. 698 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:16,877 Not even an earthquake. 699 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:20,897 I'm taking a break. I need to catch my breath! 700 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:25,152 APARTMENT FOR RENT MANSARD-ATTIC 701 00:38:25,202 --> 00:38:27,388 Let's get in, so we can sit down. 702 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:31,926 Fellas, today we enter the next, extremely precise step. 703 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:36,430 No more mistakes, no more bullshit. I will not permit anymore screw-ups! 704 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,699 Got it? 705 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:41,012 Right. 706 00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,984 That was the last one! 707 00:40:21,619 --> 00:40:24,171 How do you want your spaghetti, spicy or with ham? 708 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,974 Anything, Ma, I'm starving! 709 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:28,576 Ettore's done. 710 00:40:28,626 --> 00:40:30,978 In a little bit we'll be wired into Bronky's phone line. 711 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,446 Wanna try it right now? 712 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:36,466 Wait a minute. Ettore's on his way up. 713 00:40:47,678 --> 00:40:50,510 Excuse me... is this the Proietti residence? 714 00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,200 Is this the Proietti residence? 715 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,035 Yes, Renato. This is the Proietti residence. 716 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:56,504 So yeah, this is the Proietti residence. 717 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:57,972 A package for you. 718 00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:00,708 Sign here, please. 719 00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:03,711 Sure. Proietti… with one or two T's? 720 00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,613 With two T's, Renato. 721 00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:07,114 Well I've written it with three. 722 00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:09,962 Thank you. Good day. - You're welcome. 723 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:13,354 God Almighty! Would ya look at him! 724 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:16,023 Mauri'! Stop being such an ass! 725 00:41:16,073 --> 00:41:17,591 Go and play with yer train-set! 726 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,093 Ma, how the hell could I know who it was!? Eh! 727 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:21,028 Madame, would you go on watch at the window? 728 00:41:21,078 --> 00:41:23,030 Yes. Renato. - The big package has arrived! 729 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,598 Go on, open it. 730 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,033 Open it. 731 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:29,270 C'mon, it's easy for us. - Ah No! 'Cause the lawyer's an asshole! 732 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,273 And you're gonna tell him! That's it! - No, you've gotta tell him.You do it! 733 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:35,052 Goodbye. - Goodbye. 734 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:40,928 Who is it looking for me this time!? 735 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:42,683 Renato! 736 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:45,319 His father's gone out and the wife had the phone brought out to the garden. 737 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:46,821 Very good! - What do I do? 738 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,222 Keep watching! 739 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:50,024 How is it on you? - It fits fine on my shoulders. 740 00:41:50,074 --> 00:41:53,202 Not too heavy, is it? - No. 741 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:54,762 Have you tried it? 742 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:55,996 Renato said we had to wait for you. 743 00:41:56,046 --> 00:41:57,498 There was no need! 744 00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,533 Hold on, Madame. 745 00:41:59,583 --> 00:42:01,635 Are they still talking? - Yes, yes! 746 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:05,052 Go on, then. - Go on then, chubby. 747 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:10,611 So we'll see, we'll see. What can I say? 748 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,580 I'm not interested in those apartments... 749 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:15,583 either the whole building or the entire area.You know... 750 00:42:15,633 --> 00:42:17,818 Otherwise, we're wasting time for nothing. 751 00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,165 Madame, I told you... 752 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:28,996 And the Pirelli shares, how are they going? 753 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:31,098 Come here! Something's up and I don't like the look of it. 754 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:33,167 Shall we sell? - When they reach 5 points, sell them... 755 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:35,803 at least we'll make a couple million. 756 00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:39,117 Take a look, Renato. 757 00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,575 So what are they doing? 758 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,977 What are they doing? 759 00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,445 They're demonstrating in theory... 760 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:47,361 what they're gonna put into practice tonight. 761 00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:50,284 This is it! 762 00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:54,054 ...no, no, everything into the Swiss account. Goodbye. 763 00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:56,323 The alarm has sounded! 764 00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:59,326 The kidnapping will take place tonight! 765 00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,896 Hence, the hit must be carried out... 766 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:04,598 with chronometrical precision! 767 00:43:04,648 --> 00:43:07,101 And "chronometrical" means.. 768 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,703 That there can't be an error of even a fraction of a second! 769 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,939 In Puglia we always say... 770 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:16,143 [unintelligible dialect] 771 00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:18,279 Which means... "If you waste your time on the mule... 772 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:20,347 the horse'll kick you from behind" 773 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:22,416 Got it? 774 00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:24,251 So we'll start from now. 775 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:26,253 At 7:30 sharp... 776 00:43:26,303 --> 00:43:28,022 the intensive stake-out begins! 777 00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:31,625 I'll do the first shift from 7:30 to 7:45. 778 00:43:31,675 --> 00:43:33,360 At 7:45 it's your turn! 779 00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:34,728 Ettore! 780 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,130 At about 7:50 you, Maurizio... 781 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:38,599 you run inside and ask Ma... 782 00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:40,100 "What did they say on the phone?" 783 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:41,635 At 7:56 at the latest, you, downstairs again... 784 00:43:41,685 --> 00:43:45,439 at 8:00 you start your shift and so on, up until the kidnapping! 785 00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:48,175 You've gotta understand that everything depends on the perfect... 786 00:43:48,225 --> 00:43:49,443 synchronization of our movements. 787 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:52,746 We must be as a single clock! 788 00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,615 Now, let's crosscheck. 789 00:43:54,665 --> 00:43:56,584 Answer precisely. 790 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,285 Maurizio! What time is it? 791 00:43:58,335 --> 00:43:59,653 2:10! 792 00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:00,988 2:10. 793 00:44:01,038 --> 00:44:02,556 Ettore! 794 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,458 2:40! 795 00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:06,126 God Almighty! 796 00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:07,928 Mrs. Maria. 797 00:44:07,978 --> 00:44:10,297 For me it's 8:45. 798 00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:11,765 Fuck all of ya! 799 00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,901 Pathetic Romans! 800 00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:15,970 You're worse than the clocks in the streets... 801 00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:17,771 not a single one is in sync with another! 802 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,173 Hey! I'm fed up! 803 00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:20,941 Enough with the watches already! 804 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:23,911 How do you want your pasta, spicy or ham? 805 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:26,986 Ham! 806 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:31,285 Look at this one! 807 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,753 You wanna move it pal? Lemme pass! 808 00:44:32,803 --> 00:44:34,429 I'm in a hurry! 809 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:41,695 Don't move! 810 00:44:41,745 --> 00:44:44,907 Nice and quiet... get in! 811 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,167 Is this a robbery? 812 00:44:47,217 --> 00:44:48,636 No, a kidnapping! Come on! 813 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:52,172 A kidnapping?! - Drive! And don't mess around! 814 00:44:52,222 --> 00:44:54,508 You try acting up, we blast ya! 815 00:44:54,558 --> 00:44:57,044 Now... drive very slowly, Ok? 816 00:44:57,094 --> 00:44:59,213 And stop at all the red lights! - Ok, ok, no problem. 817 00:44:59,263 --> 00:45:02,527 So go! 818 00:45:07,571 --> 00:45:10,124 Hey! Hey! 819 00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:11,959 What's happening? - My God, the Germans! 820 00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,994 A kidnapping! There was a kidnapping! - Where? 821 00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,596 Where? - Over there! 822 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,998 A boy? - Yes. 823 00:45:17,047 --> 00:45:18,332 In a white Mercedes? - Yes. 824 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,700 How did they do it? - Thank goodness! 825 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:22,069 What do you mean 'Thank goodness'!? - I mean... uh, don't tell anybody! 826 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:24,071 We're police. We were pretending to be asleep. 827 00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:25,439 Yes, yes. - We'll take care of it! 828 00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:29,754 Come on, let's go! - Go straight ahead! 829 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:52,032 Jeanot! There's a truck following us! 830 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:54,268 What do you do in a case like this? Do you speed up? 831 00:45:54,318 --> 00:45:58,117 No, no, we always keep the same speed. 832 00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:06,380 Shit! 833 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,382 They stopped at the red light. 834 00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:11,867 Come on, turn right. 835 00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:19,059 They weren't following us. See? They turned! 836 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,728 Do you want a cigarette? 837 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:26,272 Thank goodness! I was too afraid to ask! 838 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:50,004 The road's dark. I'll switch off the headlights now. 839 00:47:01,084 --> 00:47:04,109 To the right. 840 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,969 Turn left now. 841 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:30,564 Slow down! 842 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:33,878 SLOW DOWN 843 00:47:35,352 --> 00:47:36,804 Now where do I go? 844 00:47:36,854 --> 00:47:39,879 On the left, that building site. 845 00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:48,088 Turn right! Right! Quick! 846 00:47:48,632 --> 00:47:52,033 Turn around! 847 00:48:08,585 --> 00:48:09,970 Come on, walk! Turn around! 848 00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:12,906 Put the blindfold on him! 849 00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:14,908 Would you tell me where you're taking me now? 850 00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:16,910 For a nice walk. 851 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,079 Dammit! I'd have been better off born poor! 852 00:48:19,129 --> 00:48:22,154 Come on! Walk! 853 00:48:22,966 --> 00:48:26,386 Come on! Hurry up! Walk! 854 00:48:26,436 --> 00:48:28,555 Get down in there, now! 855 00:48:28,605 --> 00:48:30,457 Go on! - But I can't fit into it! 856 00:48:30,507 --> 00:48:32,726 C'mon, that way! 857 00:48:32,776 --> 00:48:34,127 OK! 858 00:48:34,177 --> 00:48:36,930 Then, as agreed! - [in French] All right. Goodbye! 859 00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:38,632 [in French] Shall we go? 860 00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:41,241 [in French] Doris! Quick! 861 00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,240 They've stuck him inside of a concrete mixer. 862 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:49,019 It's over there, look! 863 00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:33,287 Hey, that truck's following us. 864 00:49:33,337 --> 00:49:35,522 What do I do? Slow down? 865 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:37,801 No, wait a bit! 866 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,128 How long have we been following them? 867 00:49:41,178 --> 00:49:43,297 Almost six hours. 868 00:49:43,347 --> 00:49:45,098 Seems like enough to me. 869 00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:47,935 Turn off at the next crossroads. 870 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,537 Maurizio! 871 00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:53,555 Maurizio! 872 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,477 Maurizio! - The Germans! 873 00:49:57,527 --> 00:49:59,546 The crossroads is coming up. 874 00:49:59,596 --> 00:50:02,894 Get ready. 875 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,021 I could be wrong, but Maurizio's gonna make a mess of it. 876 00:50:08,071 --> 00:50:11,836 You can swear on that! 877 00:50:13,043 --> 00:50:17,035 Overtake him! - Yes, boss. 878 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,800 He's overtaking us! 879 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,135 Good! 880 00:50:21,184 --> 00:50:24,118 They've finally decided to pass us. 881 00:50:35,098 --> 00:50:37,623 Finish up the other side. 882 00:50:38,068 --> 00:50:39,786 Maurizio! What are you doing? 883 00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:41,154 Are you sleeping? - What are you saying...! 884 00:50:41,204 --> 00:50:43,590 It took me 30 seconds to get the license plate off! 885 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,158 Come on! - Come on! Pull! 886 00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:47,300 Pull! - Pull! 887 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:51,776 Leave it! 888 00:50:59,923 --> 00:51:01,441 Ok? - They've just gone past. 889 00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:03,577 Go! 890 00:51:03,627 --> 00:51:05,078 Hey! 891 00:51:05,128 --> 00:51:07,314 Keep an eye on Ettore. He's drinking too much! 892 00:51:07,364 --> 00:51:09,116 Ok. I'll take care of it. Get in! 893 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,429 Watch your hands! 894 00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,089 Come on! Hurry up! Idiot! 895 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,267 Ah! You're always shouting! - Move it! 896 00:51:20,977 --> 00:51:22,262 Come on! Hurry up! Let's go! 897 00:51:22,312 --> 00:51:24,031 Ok, chubby. 898 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,466 Renato! Can you hear me? 899 00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:29,002 Yes. - Everything's fine, as planned. 900 00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:32,180 We're off to follow the concrete mixer again. 901 00:51:35,992 --> 00:51:38,687 There they are! 902 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:47,054 There's another truck behind us! 903 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,989 Is it the one we saw before? 904 00:51:49,039 --> 00:51:52,192 No! That one was green, this one is red! 905 00:51:52,242 --> 00:51:53,460 You know what... 906 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:54,828 Let's pull off at the next rest-stop. 907 00:51:54,878 --> 00:51:57,972 All right. - Let's see what they do. 908 00:51:58,849 --> 00:52:00,133 Renato! Can you hear me? 909 00:52:00,183 --> 00:52:02,602 Listen.They're gonna stop. What should we do? 910 00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:04,071 Pass 'em! 911 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,338 Pass 'em? Duh! 912 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:07,741 If we don't then we've gotta stop too! 913 00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,122 All right. Over and out! 914 00:52:11,328 --> 00:52:13,146 I think they've spotted us! 915 00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:15,949 Nah, relax! They didn't notice a thing! 916 00:52:15,999 --> 00:52:19,820 Renato! Now that we've passed 'em, what do we do? 917 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:23,168 Take the next exit. - Ok! 918 00:52:29,179 --> 00:52:33,046 I think we can get going now. - All right. 919 00:52:40,624 --> 00:52:43,210 Not that way, Renato! To the left. 920 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,611 Come on! 921 00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,993 That way. Perfect! 922 00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:50,150 My God, Renato! Renato! Did you hurt yourself? 923 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,964 Renato! Did you hurt yourself? 924 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,629 We're some gang, eh? 925 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:58,792 So, we're here. 926 00:52:58,842 --> 00:53:00,093 All right? 927 00:53:00,143 --> 00:53:01,895 You! Leave the main road... 928 00:53:01,945 --> 00:53:03,964 take the county road, go around... 929 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:07,134 and come to this junction where the concrete mixer is sure to pass. 930 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:10,551 All right! Quick! Go! 931 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:12,906 Stop drinking! 932 00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:16,789 Who's drinking! - Sorry... give me a cigarette! 933 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:20,119 What is this? 934 00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:25,127 It's an old jacket. Who knows how long that's been in there! 935 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:31,124 He wanted to do it all; set up the ramps... 936 00:53:31,174 --> 00:53:33,293 fit in the slides... he didn't want me to help him! 937 00:53:33,343 --> 00:53:35,962 I think Ettore got in over his head! 938 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:40,333 And then... you coulda died! 939 00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:45,149 It's no use scratchin' your balls for luck, scratch your head, it works the same! 940 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,274 There's the police! 941 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:48,742 Now, what do we do!? 942 00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,343 It'll be a mess if they stop the concrete mixer! 943 00:53:50,393 --> 00:53:51,845 The last thing we need! 944 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,380 What can we do? - I'll take care of it! 945 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,282 We'll flip 'em off so they'll have to stop us instead! 946 00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:57,629 All right, boss! 947 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,586 Jesus H! 948 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,588 Sergeant, did you see that car!? 949 00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,958 Go on and stop them. I'll finish this up. 950 00:54:05,008 --> 00:54:07,100 Thank you. 951 00:54:09,946 --> 00:54:11,932 Now, we slow down. 952 00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:15,635 We wait quietly while the cops catch up with that little '500'... 953 00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:17,982 and then we pass them by. 954 00:54:18,121 --> 00:54:21,647 We've got the twins behind us! 955 00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:25,612 Do we do the spastics, or the local dialect act? 956 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:27,080 You still remember those! 957 00:54:27,130 --> 00:54:31,100 Let's try the dialect act. - All right! 958 00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:40,627 Good morning. - Good morning. 959 00:54:40,677 --> 00:54:42,596 Good morning, marshall. 960 00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:44,798 Speeding, passing on the right... 961 00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:46,566 and you, this you do... to your sister!? 962 00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:48,168 No! It was for that concrete mixer! 963 00:54:48,218 --> 00:54:49,970 They closed in on us and wouldn't let us pass! 964 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:52,038 You risk jail! - Ah, c'mon! 965 00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,306 [in Neapolitan dialect] Maurizio! Be quiet! 966 00:54:53,356 --> 00:54:55,041 I gotta speak with this gentleman here! 967 00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:56,943 You! Show the papers to the officer! 968 00:54:56,993 --> 00:54:59,613 Here they are. - Listen, lieutenant. Come here. 969 00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:02,215 Look here... Your tires are worn! 970 00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:03,917 Ah, they were fine when we left... 971 00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,386 it was either the road or the tire guy cheated us! 972 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,688 Listen, lieutenant! - I'm not lieutenant! 973 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:10,056 But you'll become lieutenant! 974 00:55:10,106 --> 00:55:13,126 What a neapolitan wants, he always gets! 975 00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:16,696 It's a shame we always get a raw deal! 976 00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:18,999 Our land! Our city! 977 00:55:19,049 --> 00:55:20,700 Forever torn and exploited! 978 00:55:20,750 --> 00:55:22,068 On the one side the police, on the other… thieves! 979 00:55:22,118 --> 00:55:23,536 We're all thieves or police! 980 00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:25,005 Ah, how we bleed! 981 00:55:25,055 --> 00:55:26,439 Good Lord! 982 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,907 Where are you from? 983 00:55:27,957 --> 00:55:30,118 From Casoria. - Casoria! 984 00:55:30,293 --> 00:55:32,412 My village! 985 00:55:32,462 --> 00:55:34,114 Dad died there! 986 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:36,149 Do you know the Pizzolorussos? - They are my relatives. 987 00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:37,717 You know them! 988 00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,819 And my primary-school teacher! 989 00:55:39,869 --> 00:55:42,989 Look! We've got the same blood! 990 00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:45,025 And they bleed us till we're dry! 991 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,360 Pizzolorusso! 992 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:49,829 Don't be fooled, it's all an act! 993 00:55:49,879 --> 00:55:53,177 These kind deserve to be shot! 994 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:59,272 Ask the lieutenant if there's a garage around here to change the tires! 995 00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:01,941 General, Do you know... - [in Tuscan dialect] Sorry... 996 00:56:01,991 --> 00:56:03,843 lieutenant, I can't understand you, what is it? 997 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:06,980 I'm not a lieutenant and the fine is 998 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:08,448 85,000 liras! 999 00:56:08,498 --> 00:56:10,984 For what! What did we do? 1000 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,886 My colleague already told you. Come on! 1001 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:15,555 But I don't know Neapolitan dialect. I know Neapolitans, but... 1002 00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:17,957 Tuscans, like us, are practical, human 1003 00:56:18,007 --> 00:56:19,993 we know how things work. 1004 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,261 Where are you from? - From Prato. 1005 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:24,130 I'm from Prato! I want respect but then I cross you! 1006 00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:26,633 Yeah sure, Prato or no, it's 85,000! 1007 00:56:26,683 --> 00:56:27,967 [in Apulian dialect] 1008 00:56:28,017 --> 00:56:31,738 Renato! Pay up! There's nothing else we can do! 1009 00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:34,756 Come on! Pay! Let's get rid of 'em and be on our way! 1010 00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:57,203 Come here! 1011 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:10,383 You're late! 1012 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:13,947 If you only knew what a mess we had with the cops! 1013 00:57:13,997 --> 00:57:15,215 Is the mini-van out? 1014 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,616 A little bit. 1015 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,259 What do ya mean, "A little bit"? 1016 00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:28,702 Anyway, I did it all alone! 1017 00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:56,282 Come on! Get moving! 1018 00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:58,561 Get him out. 1019 00:59:00,136 --> 00:59:01,654 Come on! Pull yourself up. 1020 00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:04,390 And no funny stuff! 1021 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,293 Fuck you! If you'd told me before, I would've paid for a taxi! 1022 00:59:07,343 --> 00:59:08,695 Shut up and get out! 1023 00:59:08,745 --> 00:59:10,196 Come on! Quick! Quick! 1024 00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:13,533 Come on! Go on! Don't waste time! 1025 00:59:13,583 --> 00:59:15,201 On the cart, quick! 1026 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:18,104 Come on! Hold on to him! Hurry up! 1027 00:59:18,154 --> 00:59:21,588 Listen up! Don't let him escape! - Careful! 1028 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:25,078 Let go of my arms! You're hurting me! 1029 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:26,779 Shut up and don't move or else! 1030 00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:28,047 Shut up! 1031 00:59:28,097 --> 00:59:31,050 Come on! Come on! Start the tractor! 1032 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:34,068 Get a move on with this cart! Go! 1033 00:59:51,955 --> 00:59:53,973 Well, guys, we have to part company. 1034 00:59:54,023 --> 00:59:55,408 I'll go back to Rome. 1035 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,778 You, Maurizio, plant yourself at the inn down in the village... 1036 00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:02,315 and don't move from there till you've had news from Ettore... 1037 01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:05,118 and don't do anything without checking in with me first! 1038 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:06,352 All right? 1039 01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:07,754 You, Ettore, follow the tractor... 1040 01:00:07,804 --> 01:00:10,023 see where it goes and take a picture of the place... 1041 01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:12,759 give it to Maurizio and he'll bring it to me in Rome. 1042 01:00:12,809 --> 01:00:14,994 If they move the puppet, you're always right behind 'em. 1043 01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:16,462 Take care of yourselves... 1044 01:00:16,512 --> 01:00:18,932 ...be smart, don't let 'em shake you off... 1045 01:00:18,982 --> 01:00:21,334 and above all, don't get caught! 1046 01:00:21,384 --> 01:00:25,214 And by the way, don't drink! 1047 01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:59,684 Good morning! How's hunting around here? 1048 01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:02,542 I was told that it's good around here... 1049 01:01:02,592 --> 01:01:06,713 partridge, pheasant and wolves too, eh? 1050 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:08,448 People make so much noise talking... 1051 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:12,957 that the game disappears. 1052 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,756 There are too many of us hunters. 1053 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:19,659 Do you want a cigarette? 1054 01:01:19,709 --> 01:01:22,336 So fuck off then! 1055 01:01:25,548 --> 01:01:28,101 Today I had a place set for Baby again... 1056 01:01:28,151 --> 01:01:29,769 and he still hasn't come! 1057 01:01:29,819 --> 01:01:31,604 I haven't seen him for four days! 1058 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:33,773 God only knows how many steaks I've wasted! 1059 01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:35,508 Where could he be? 1060 01:01:35,558 --> 01:01:38,311 Where do you expect him to be? He's out whoring! 1061 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,146 Dear me! What vulgarity! 1062 01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:42,048 Control yourself for once! 1063 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:44,951 I can't listen to you! Dear! 1064 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,387 There's an urgent call for you, sir. 1065 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,921 How many times do! have to tell you... 1066 01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:50,690 not while I'm eating. Don't be such a pain in the ass! 1067 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,325 You just don't get it! 1068 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:55,228 Watch how you speak... at least in front of the help! 1069 01:01:55,278 --> 01:01:57,930 Go on and answer before they hear you on the phone as well. 1070 01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:03,985 Hello. Ah, De Carolis, what is it? 1071 01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:08,690 Yes, I know they expire tomorrow. I know... 1072 01:02:08,825 --> 01:02:12,478 No, no... The loan expires on the 21st... 1073 01:02:12,528 --> 01:02:15,014 and tomorrow is the 21st. 1074 01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,151 How about a little charity! Just a little payment deferral! 1075 01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:21,354 No, nothing doing. The papers are already in the bank's hands... 1076 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,356 Then they go to the notary and if you don't pay them... 1077 01:02:23,406 --> 01:02:26,292 - it's a problem - Renato? How are you, Renato? 1078 01:02:26,342 --> 01:02:27,760 I'm beat. 1079 01:02:27,810 --> 01:02:29,929 Think of my family, please! 1080 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:31,898 Come and listen! If you knew... 1081 01:02:31,948 --> 01:02:33,966 Think of my children! - ...and I'll eat your children as well! 1082 01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:37,036 Was my money useful? 1083 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:38,504 So now you pay up! 1084 01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:42,341 No, because I... De Carolis, De Carolis! 1085 01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:45,144 I don't use my money for charity. 1086 01:02:45,194 --> 01:02:48,047 I work it! Got it? 1087 01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:51,117 Take care! 1088 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:54,153 Can you believe it! For four notes of a million each... 1089 01:02:54,203 --> 01:02:55,922 he's gotta break my balls while I'm trying to eat! 1090 01:02:55,972 --> 01:02:59,025 Speaking of promissory notes... when do my brother's expire? 1091 01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:01,794 No, there's time enough! 1092 01:03:01,844 --> 01:03:03,062 Don't renew them... 1093 01:03:03,112 --> 01:03:04,897 I know him all too well! 1094 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:07,066 And the Frenchman, tell me... has he tried yet... 1095 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:08,568 - Never! - …to contact... 1096 01:03:08,618 --> 01:03:09,969 No. - Never. 1097 01:03:10,019 --> 01:03:13,606 That one's a fox. So when is he ever gonna call the house!? 1098 01:03:13,656 --> 01:03:16,109 He'll call either some friend or acquaintance of theirs... 1099 01:03:16,159 --> 01:03:18,978 who will act as an intermediary. 1100 01:03:19,028 --> 01:03:23,015 It's him. It's the Frenchman we've gotta bug. 1101 01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:27,626 We have to find someone that... 1102 01:03:40,149 --> 01:03:42,617 Mrs. Maria... 1103 01:03:43,152 --> 01:03:44,837 I need a hooker. 1104 01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,105 Immediately! 1105 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,640 How l understand you! Renato... 1106 01:03:47,690 --> 01:03:51,210 After four days on the road... 1107 01:03:51,260 --> 01:03:54,280 ...and to think that I've known you since you were a boy. 1108 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:58,024 And now, you've become a man! 1109 01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,520 Maria, what are you saying? 1110 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,321 Don't stare at me with those eyes... 1111 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,557 you're giving me hot flashes! 1112 01:04:04,607 --> 01:04:08,008 Please don't tell anything to Maurizio! 1113 01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:10,897 God Almighty! 1114 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:13,065 What are you thinking!? 1115 01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:16,402 Mrs. Maria... I haven't slept for four days! 1116 01:04:16,452 --> 01:04:18,137 I've got a little bird that's dead tired... 1117 01:04:18,187 --> 01:04:19,405 lying down asleep like this! 1118 01:04:19,455 --> 01:04:21,307 And you're squashing it as well! 1119 01:04:21,357 --> 01:04:23,276 Can ya get up for a minute! 1120 01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:25,344 I said I needed a hooker 'cause I need her... 1121 01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:28,014 for a mission. I've gotta give her an assignment! 1122 01:04:28,064 --> 01:04:29,282 Then Ornella's available down in the piazza. 1123 01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:31,984 You know her well! She's been your little friend for ten years! 1124 01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,619 And you were even in love! 1125 01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:35,588 What's Ornella got to do with it? What are you saying? 1126 01:04:35,638 --> 01:04:37,957 My story with Ornella is over! Finished! 1127 01:04:38,007 --> 01:04:40,827 And when a love story's over, it's over forever! 1128 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,361 For me, she might as well be dead! 1129 01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:46,038 I'm not interested in her anymore! 1130 01:04:46,515 --> 01:04:49,609 What do I care for Ornella! 1131 01:04:53,489 --> 01:04:54,974 Come here for a second. 1132 01:04:55,024 --> 01:04:57,643 Let's think a little bit. - Renato, what do you want from me? 1133 01:04:57,693 --> 01:05:01,714 I just want to say that...well, ...as you said... 1134 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:04,717 I haven't slept for four days... 1135 01:05:04,767 --> 01:05:05,952 and when I was a boy... 1136 01:05:06,002 --> 01:05:09,689 you noticed all those times I stared at you! 1137 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:11,924 No! 1138 01:05:11,974 --> 01:05:14,327 I like it either straightaway or not at all! 1139 01:05:14,377 --> 01:05:16,929 You wanted a whore? Take Ornella... 1140 01:05:16,979 --> 01:05:20,181 Who's a lot more of a whore than me! 1141 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:12,585 God damn, Renato. You're incredible! 1142 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,620 You destroyed me! 1143 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:17,256 Wanna go again? 1144 01:06:17,306 --> 01:06:19,292 A second one? 1145 01:06:19,342 --> 01:06:22,261 We just did it! That was the second one! I don't do first ones anymore! 1146 01:06:22,311 --> 01:06:23,930 Well, ten years ago... 1147 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:28,067 you would have done 'em ...and how! 1148 01:06:28,117 --> 01:06:31,604 Ten years ago we were different, both of us! 1149 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:33,139 You were a glass of water.. 1150 01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:37,989 Fresh water! - And transparent! 1151 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,415 So what the hell have you been doing... 1152 01:06:42,465 --> 01:06:44,450 these last ten years? 1153 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,885 Whaddya think I been doing? 1154 01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:47,887 Hookin'! 1155 01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:49,555 Say it with pride! 1156 01:06:49,605 --> 01:06:51,457 Wave the flag and strike up the band! 1157 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:54,026 The hooker! 1158 01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:55,795 I'd like to throttle ya! 1159 01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:58,597 Well, look at this one! It was you that put me out there! 1160 01:06:58,647 --> 01:07:02,234 You were smuggling American cigarettes. 1161 01:07:02,284 --> 01:07:05,204 And you had me make the rounds of half the police force! 1162 01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:07,073 Or... don't you remember that? 1163 01:07:07,123 --> 01:07:08,741 I told you, "Go there!... 1164 01:07:08,791 --> 01:07:10,076 Promise them your goods... 1165 01:07:10,126 --> 01:07:11,944 And get them to give you the cigarettes!" 1166 01:07:11,994 --> 01:07:13,846 But, instead, they got what you gave 'em... 1167 01:07:13,896 --> 01:07:17,524 then they promised you the cigarettes... and they screwed us both! 1168 01:07:18,801 --> 01:07:21,787 Hey, sorry... 1169 01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,457 ...why are we arguing? - Exactly. 1170 01:07:24,507 --> 01:07:26,926 The first time we've seen each other in ten years... 1171 01:07:26,976 --> 01:07:29,962 an' anyway we were talking about an important job... 1172 01:07:30,012 --> 01:07:31,998 so, Ornella, did you understand the whole thing? 1173 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:34,934 Are you willing to give us a hand? 1174 01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:36,302 Call it... a "hand"! 1175 01:07:36,352 --> 01:07:39,005 And with whom do I have to swing? 1176 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,906 I'll take care of introducing you to him. 1177 01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:44,010 Tonight we'll catch up with him in a nightclub. 1178 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:46,960 I bought you a dress for the occasion. 1179 01:07:48,764 --> 01:07:52,118 And if you succeed with what I need you to succeed in... 1180 01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:55,330 for you there'll be at least 100! 1181 01:07:55,671 --> 01:07:58,124 100 what? 1182 01:07:58,174 --> 01:07:59,759 Million! 1183 01:07:59,809 --> 01:08:01,727 Million?! 1184 01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:03,896 What is it? 1185 01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:05,297 Renato? 1186 01:08:05,347 --> 01:08:08,200 You're gonna give me a heart attack! 1187 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,202 You show up here after so many years... 1188 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:12,371 I figure you're still a down-and-out loser. 1189 01:08:12,421 --> 01:08:15,074 And you offer me 100 million! 1190 01:08:15,124 --> 01:08:16,742 As if they were peanuts! 1191 01:08:16,792 --> 01:08:17,977 My God, my God, my God! 1192 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,445 Where are you going? 1193 01:08:19,495 --> 01:08:20,946 I have to pee! 1194 01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,214 Come on, Maurizio! Come in! 1195 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:23,916 Hello, Maurizio! 1196 01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:25,451 Ornella! 1197 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:27,920 Look how you've stayed fit! 1198 01:08:27,970 --> 01:08:29,155 For as long as we're healthy! 1199 01:08:29,205 --> 01:08:30,689 How are you, Mrs. Maria? 1200 01:08:30,739 --> 01:08:32,091 Hi, Ornella. 1201 01:08:32,141 --> 01:08:33,726 Ornella, do you remember those good times... 1202 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,938 in Viterbo in 1966? - We had a lot of fun! 1203 01:09:00,236 --> 01:09:03,022 So you take this house for what, a brothel!? 1204 01:09:03,072 --> 01:09:06,092 You know how the work goes... it's business… we had to talk... 1205 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,393 You call this "business"... 1206 01:09:07,443 --> 01:09:09,911 What's that got to do with it? 1207 01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:22,708 Maurizio. Look! Look at Renato's face! 1208 01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:25,055 Ah, now we're starting all over again! 1209 01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,947 Idiot! What are you doing? 1210 01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:29,715 You're dancing like a fool, with... 1211 01:09:29,765 --> 01:09:31,917 all the stuff we gotta do! 1212 01:09:31,967 --> 01:09:34,587 You wanna give me the newel? What's happened? 1213 01:09:34,637 --> 01:09:36,055 May I know? 1214 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:37,289 I got it! 1215 01:09:37,339 --> 01:09:40,359 I'll go and get dressed! - Renato! Come on! 1216 01:09:40,409 --> 01:09:43,062 You're still jealous, after all these years! 1217 01:09:43,112 --> 01:09:45,131 Ornella is like a sister for me! 1218 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:47,466 Like as if she was my mother! 1219 01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:49,735 After all, would you do it with my mother!? 1220 01:09:49,785 --> 01:09:52,082 I... 1221 01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:56,475 What nonsense! 1222 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:58,811 Anyway, everything is under control! 1223 01:09:58,861 --> 01:10:00,946 Ettore's staking them out from the dawn till dusk! 1224 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,181 We can relax! 1225 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:03,582 You see this cave? 1226 01:10:03,632 --> 01:10:05,584 Baby Bronky's there! 1227 01:10:05,634 --> 01:10:07,086 And where's the cave? 1228 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:09,355 Three kilometers from the village. 1229 01:10:09,405 --> 01:10:11,123 Hello, Bronky residence. Who is it? 1230 01:10:11,173 --> 01:10:14,026 Is that you, Giovanna? - It's you, Benjamin? 1231 01:10:14,076 --> 01:10:16,128 Tell me, Baby's not there, is he? - I already told you! 1232 01:10:16,178 --> 01:10:18,330 He hasn't been home in four days! 1233 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,367 Then listen... Giovanna... sit down! 1234 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:24,937 Sit down! I have to tell you something! 1235 01:10:24,987 --> 01:10:27,006 They've kidnapped the little shit! 1236 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,208 Our lawyer, Dr. Barone, got a phone call... 1237 01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:32,978 demanding a ransom of four billion! 1238 01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:34,580 Hello! Gio... Giovanna. 1239 01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:36,215 Giovanna! 1240 01:10:36,265 --> 01:10:38,284 Hello! Answer me! Hello! 1241 01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:39,985 Yes, Benjamin. 1242 01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:41,987 I was a bit upset for a moment. 1243 01:10:42,037 --> 01:10:44,690 What? What is it? - Oh, my God! 1244 01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:47,193 And how do they want this money? In cash? 1245 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,627 Giovanna, are you crazy? 1246 01:10:48,677 --> 01:10:50,462 She already wants to pay! 1247 01:10:50,512 --> 01:10:51,931 Giovanna, calm down! 1248 01:10:51,981 --> 01:10:53,133 We'll be at the house soon... 1249 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:56,001 with the lawyer... and Father Nicolò too. 1250 01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:58,003 He's here, he's here! Now we're bringing him with us! 1251 01:10:58,053 --> 01:11:00,606 We're coming now... we can discuss it calmly. 1252 01:11:00,656 --> 01:11:02,942 All right? Right. 1253 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:05,110 Listen, Giovanna! 1254 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:06,812 Make some spaghetti. 1255 01:11:06,862 --> 01:11:09,281 No, with garlic, oil and hot pepper, yes. 1256 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:11,584 Damn! What cynicism! 1257 01:11:11,634 --> 01:11:13,352 Four billion! 1258 01:11:13,402 --> 01:11:15,788 Four billion! - What's the matter with you? 1259 01:11:15,838 --> 01:11:19,735 Oh, my God! I'm Wetting my pants! 1260 01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:22,361 Now you begin to understand... 1261 01:11:22,411 --> 01:11:24,363 the business I've put you in! 1262 01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:25,965 We could use some good-living 1263 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,434 after so many years sacrifice, my son! 1264 01:11:28,484 --> 01:11:32,037 Mrs. Maria, the good-living you're talking about, has to be conquered! 1265 01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:33,973 Now, the most important thing is that... 1266 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:38,611 from this moment we can't miss one word that's spoken in that family! 1267 01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:40,646 But, we've got the telephone line tapped! 1268 01:11:40,696 --> 01:11:43,115 It's not enough! We need one of those little things... one of those... 1269 01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:47,152 I see! A bug! Otello sells them! 1270 01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:48,587 I'll take care of it! 1271 01:11:48,637 --> 01:11:51,601 Here I am! 1272 01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:05,771 So... how do I look? 1273 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,141 Not too bad... you don't look anything like a hooker! 1274 01:12:09,191 --> 01:12:12,645 Mrs. Maria, Only I am allowed to call Ornella a hooker! 1275 01:12:12,695 --> 01:12:14,113 Maybe it's too... - All right? 1276 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,482 …racy? - Racy? 1277 01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:18,350 You decide. 1278 01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:21,954 This is your man! 1279 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,188 I understand. 1280 01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:25,899 He's a typical masochist! 1281 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:38,038 Go on. Attack. 1282 01:13:39,715 --> 01:13:41,166 Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 1283 01:13:41,216 --> 01:13:43,135 Are you crazy? 1284 01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:44,470 What are you, a cannibal!? 1285 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,973 Good God! She practically bit off by ear! 1286 01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:52,118 Jeez! That hurts! 1287 01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:59,124 Luigi! 1288 01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:03,989 [in French] A bottle of champagne to that lady's table. 1289 01:14:04,039 --> 01:14:05,457 The lady over there? 1290 01:14:05,507 --> 01:14:07,126 [in French] Yes, yes. 1291 01:14:07,176 --> 01:14:10,270 Very good, sir. 1292 01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:15,100 Two almond-shaped eyes... 1293 01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,802 that would drive you crazy! 1294 01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:19,738 This has been offered to you. - Offered? For me? 1295 01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:21,974 No, for the lady. - For the lady? 1296 01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:23,742 Phooey! 1297 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:26,078 Listen, my lovely little Turk... 1298 01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:27,479 Who offered it? 1299 01:14:27,529 --> 01:14:30,293 That man over there! 1300 01:14:52,054 --> 01:14:55,489 He's coming, he's coming! - Yes? Good. 1301 01:14:57,726 --> 01:15:00,979 Has he stopped or has he gone? - No, he's there, looking at us! 1302 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:02,681 Are you ready? 1303 01:15:02,731 --> 01:15:05,384 That's it! Not another sip of it and you're going tell that big lout off! 1304 01:15:05,434 --> 01:15:06,985 I do what I want! 1305 01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:08,420 [in Apulian dialect] Not in the slightest! 1306 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,956 Take back what you said or you'll have my nails in your face! 1307 01:15:11,006 --> 01:15:13,292 I'd like to see you try! 1308 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:16,462 Hey, Dracula! Stop it! Take your nails outta my skin! 1309 01:15:16,512 --> 01:15:17,930 Watch how they sink in! 1310 01:15:17,980 --> 01:15:19,865 Stop it, you crazy bitch! 1311 01:15:19,915 --> 01:15:21,967 Ouch! 1312 01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:25,571 You at what you've done! I'm bleeding! 1313 01:15:25,621 --> 01:15:28,640 My blood, my blood! 1314 01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,409 Crazy damn woman! Vampire! 1315 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,010 I need a transfusion! 1316 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:33,645 What blood-type am I? 1317 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:36,081 I can't remember my blood group anymore! 1318 01:15:36,131 --> 01:15:38,650 I'm leaving! - Yes, yes, all right! 1319 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:40,986 I'll have to get work done on my face! - Of course! 1320 01:15:41,036 --> 01:15:42,588 Just like the actor Alain Delon! 1321 01:15:42,638 --> 01:15:47,472 I need to call my mama, now. Where's my mama? 1322 01:15:59,154 --> 01:16:00,672 [in French] It is an honor, madame. 1323 01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,875 You're even French! 1324 01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:06,519 Yes, madame. At your orders. 1325 01:16:07,162 --> 01:16:09,681 No, no, no, no, no. I've decided. 1326 01:16:09,731 --> 01:16:11,083 I won't pay! 1327 01:16:11,133 --> 01:16:13,051 It's only four miserable billion... you won't pay! 1328 01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:14,786 And our son!? Can't you think of him!? 1329 01:16:14,836 --> 01:16:16,121 The police'll take of it! 1330 01:16:16,171 --> 01:16:18,957 I pay taxes and it's the police's job to protect me! 1331 01:16:19,007 --> 01:16:21,260 But since you've actually never paid taxes... 1332 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,529 at least, fork out the money for your son! 1333 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:25,964 Since you earn so much illegally anyway... 1334 01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,233 And now you! Don't even start! 1335 01:16:28,283 --> 01:16:31,570 Counsel us, Father. Make him understand! 1336 01:16:31,620 --> 01:16:33,872 Let's try to organize ourselves calmly. 1337 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:38,010 First, it's better not to deal with the police. 1338 01:16:38,060 --> 01:16:40,178 Second... you, Lady Giovanna... 1339 01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:43,615 tell people... the boy's left! 1340 01:16:43,665 --> 01:16:45,918 Third... get ready to pay! 1341 01:16:45,968 --> 01:16:48,120 To pay? Pay! Pay! 1342 01:16:48,170 --> 01:16:50,589 After all, it's always me who pays! 1343 01:16:50,639 --> 01:16:52,024 No, no. Wait a minute. 1344 01:16:52,074 --> 01:16:53,325 ...pay after having negotiated... 1345 01:16:53,375 --> 01:16:55,260 and try to reduce the price. 1346 01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:58,163 Well, that seems to me to be the least we can do. 1347 01:16:58,213 --> 01:17:00,065 Well... you know what the usual procedure is. 1348 01:17:00,115 --> 01:17:02,100 They will call again... 1349 01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:03,936 there will be some more contacts 1350 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:05,604 and, at the end, you'll pay! 1351 01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:08,240 I would be inclined to contribute personally... 1352 01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:10,576 considering our friendly relations 1353 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,145 In short, it seems to me that you would give up... 1354 01:17:13,195 --> 01:17:15,781 a part of your profits in our common business... 1355 01:17:15,831 --> 01:17:17,215 or rather, you'll fork out some money.. 1356 01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:19,318 To save my son! That's the idea? 1357 01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,053 No, business is sacred... - Is that so! 1358 01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:22,454 And what is due to the congregation... 1359 01:17:22,504 --> 01:17:23,922 mustn't be touched! 1360 01:17:23,972 --> 01:17:25,157 Right... - As I was saying... 1361 01:17:25,207 --> 01:17:28,093 if I can contribute as a humble intermediary. 1362 01:17:28,143 --> 01:17:30,896 One who is able to negotiate with some tact... 1363 01:17:30,946 --> 01:17:32,998 You see, Giovanna! What a son of a bitch! 1364 01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,634 That's exactly why it's better if he negotiates! 1365 01:17:35,684 --> 01:17:37,769 We'll at least be sure to get a discount! 1366 01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:40,472 But, considering the new penal code, the police... 1367 01:17:40,522 --> 01:17:42,975 Attorney! You've kept silent till now... continue doing so! 1368 01:17:43,025 --> 01:17:45,410 When you talk in the name of the law it's all bullshit... 1369 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:47,446 be quiet! Fer Christ sakes! 1370 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:50,260 Giovanna! 1371 01:17:51,033 --> 01:17:52,317 What? You lean in? 1372 01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:53,719 Come here! 1373 01:17:53,769 --> 01:17:57,431 What, you think I can talk in front of these two!? 1374 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:02,060 So... what do I do? 1375 01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:03,962 I don't know. I don't know what to say... 1376 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:05,263 I don't know what to suggest... 1377 01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:08,300 well, as for the social point of view... 1378 01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,835 we'll make a poor showing... 1379 01:18:09,885 --> 01:18:13,115 we don't even have the money for the ransom! 1380 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:16,441 Ornella! Come, my queen! 1381 01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:17,876 I'm ready! 1382 01:18:17,926 --> 01:18:21,088 Just a moment! I give the orders here! 1383 01:18:29,504 --> 01:18:34,463 How dare you to call for me when you're not ready as commanded!? 1384 01:18:34,576 --> 01:18:37,806 You're gonna get smacked, ya know! 1385 01:18:38,013 --> 01:18:41,466 I've caught you with your hand in the cookie-jar again! 1386 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:42,934 Shame on you! 1387 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:45,570 Just you wait! 1388 01:18:45,620 --> 01:18:49,885 Come forward, slave! 1389 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:54,122 On your knees! - [in French] Yes! 1390 01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:56,648 [in French] I beg you... 1391 01:18:56,698 --> 01:18:59,484 My princess, my beloved queen... 1392 01:18:59,534 --> 01:19:02,921 my black panther, my lioness, my everything! 1393 01:19:02,971 --> 01:19:05,657 Let me lick your boots, please! 1394 01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:09,301 All rig ht, if you want to lick... 1395 01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:19,711 Uncover your ass! 1396 01:19:22,724 --> 01:19:26,411 This is for stealing the cookies... 1397 01:19:26,461 --> 01:19:28,747 and this one, for not going to school! 1398 01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:30,882 [in French] Again! - You like it! 1399 01:19:30,932 --> 01:19:33,452 And this one is because you're a pain in the ass! 1400 01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:37,989 [in French] Yes, again! 1401 01:19:38,039 --> 01:19:40,564 Please come in, madame. 1402 01:19:58,860 --> 01:20:00,078 Can you hear me? 1403 01:20:00,128 --> 01:20:02,647 Maurizio, did you take your vitamins? 1404 01:20:02,697 --> 01:20:04,816 Good morning! - You didn't take your vitamins? 1405 01:20:04,866 --> 01:20:06,084 No! - So go and take them. 1406 01:20:06,134 --> 01:20:07,486 For sure! I'm going! - We never see you... 1407 01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:08,954 at church. 1408 01:20:09,004 --> 01:20:11,189 You know, with such a big house, there's always a lot to do! 1409 01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:13,325 Look! I still have dressed. 1410 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:15,427 So, tell me. What is it about? 1411 01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:17,162 It's a silly little thing! 1412 01:20:17,212 --> 01:20:19,364 It's about helping many families... 1413 01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:22,334 who suffer and need us! 1414 01:20:22,384 --> 01:20:24,269 Well, in short, get to the point! 1415 01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:25,971 It's about money, it seems! 1416 01:20:26,021 --> 01:20:28,306 In a sense... yes. 1417 01:20:28,356 --> 01:20:30,609 You could say it's about... 1418 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:34,045 four billion! 1419 01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:36,782 Then you're one of the kidnappers! 1420 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,184 I belong to the liberators! 1421 01:20:39,234 --> 01:20:40,986 I've come here to make a proposal. 1422 01:20:41,036 --> 01:20:43,588 Well, make this proposal. Quick! 1423 01:20:43,638 --> 01:20:48,393 Once you've paid and obtained your son safe and sound... 1424 01:20:48,443 --> 01:20:50,929 suppose that the ransom money 1425 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:55,000 ends up in our hands, instead of the kidnappers'! 1426 01:20:55,050 --> 01:20:57,235 To have this money back... 1427 01:20:57,285 --> 01:20:59,771 how much would you give us? 1428 01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:01,940 I'll send you to prison! 1429 01:21:01,990 --> 01:21:03,608 This is pure blackmail! 1430 01:21:03,658 --> 01:21:05,410 Call it whatever you wish. 1431 01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:07,245 Is it possible, madame, that you don't understand... 1432 01:21:07,295 --> 01:21:10,715 in this case, you'll lose all four billion? 1433 01:21:10,765 --> 01:21:13,084 Instead, if you put yourself in our hands... 1434 01:21:13,134 --> 01:21:14,986 And, how much would this kickback be? 1435 01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,488 Fifty. 1436 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:19,057 Fifty million? I'll give it to you rig ht now! 1437 01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:21,793 No, madame. Fifty percent. 1438 01:21:21,843 --> 01:21:23,829 Two billion! 1439 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,298 Well then... fuck off! 1440 01:21:26,348 --> 01:21:28,667 I'm surprised that a lady like you... 1441 01:21:28,717 --> 01:21:31,203 expresses herself with such words! 1442 01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,138 Really! I come here 1443 01:21:33,188 --> 01:21:35,040 to save you two billion... 1444 01:21:35,090 --> 01:21:39,044 Why? Are you used to pissing on two billion? 1445 01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:40,979 You know what I have to say, madame? 1446 01:21:41,029 --> 01:21:43,148 At this point, you've really broke my balls! 1447 01:21:43,198 --> 01:21:45,617 Madame, where are you going now? 1448 01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,219 I'm gonna fuck off like you told me to! 1449 01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:49,120 Anyway, you're pretending that you don't get it! 1450 01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:52,991 No, no, I get it but, this is a real hemorrhage! 1451 01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:56,528 Anyway... I'm involved, after all... right? 1452 01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:58,864 Very good, madame. Now that's right. 1453 01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:01,099 Trust us and everything will be fine. 1454 01:22:01,149 --> 01:22:02,901 I'll keep in touch, madame. 1455 01:22:02,951 --> 01:22:05,170 Instead, I pray you... 1456 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,906 if you want everything to work out all right... 1457 01:22:07,956 --> 01:22:11,009 please, keep your mouth zipped shut! 1458 01:22:11,059 --> 01:22:13,712 Don't worry, madame! I know the way out! 1459 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:16,025 Goodbye! 1460 01:22:18,767 --> 01:22:23,726 Well, if we can get down to a billion and a half! 1461 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:28,170 You women were born to be hookers! 1462 01:22:28,376 --> 01:22:30,028 Right! You understand nothing! 1463 01:22:30,078 --> 01:22:32,030 You have no sensitivity, no humanity... 1464 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,099 I loved you for ten years! Bitch! 1465 01:22:34,149 --> 01:22:36,134 For ten years! 1466 01:22:36,184 --> 01:22:38,470 And when I hear you say... "I get him off... 1467 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,838 any which way I want"... 1468 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:41,573 I think about what you did with me! 1469 01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:44,142 And now you're doing it with him! And a man can't stand this! 1470 01:22:44,192 --> 01:22:46,311 So then it's you who's the real asshole! 1471 01:22:46,361 --> 01:22:48,847 Add cuckold to that! - Is he a masochist? 1472 01:22:48,897 --> 01:22:50,749 Is he someone, who likes being beaten? 1473 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,517 Yes. - So I beat him! 1474 01:22:52,567 --> 01:22:56,988 He enjoys himself, he talks... and I tell you everything! 1475 01:22:57,038 --> 01:23:00,058 I don't make love with him! 1476 01:23:00,108 --> 01:23:01,626 Do you still not get it? 1477 01:23:01,676 --> 01:23:04,229 Sorry. 1478 01:23:04,279 --> 01:23:07,565 What can I do? I'm Italian... and from the South! 1479 01:23:07,615 --> 01:23:09,000 Well, better this way! 1480 01:23:09,050 --> 01:23:10,535 Well, today he made lots of calls. 1481 01:23:10,585 --> 01:23:13,004 I heard him say that if the family doesn't pay promptly... 1482 01:23:13,054 --> 01:23:16,341 he'll send for a sample of the item that's in Calabria. 1483 01:23:16,391 --> 01:23:18,310 Those people don't joke around! 1484 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:20,745 And then I didn't understand well... he says he's negotiating... 1485 01:23:20,795 --> 01:23:23,081 with a lawyer... but his contact will be a priest... 1486 01:23:23,131 --> 01:23:25,583 a certain... Father... Father... 1487 01:23:25,633 --> 01:23:28,320 Father Nicolò. Do you know him? 1488 01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:29,754 I believe so. 1489 01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:32,457 He's the priest that's always speaking with the Bronky family... 1490 01:23:32,507 --> 01:23:33,992 their spiritual advisor. 1491 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:38,029 Maybe they trust him and they'll send him... 1492 01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:40,298 This is very interesting! 1493 01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:42,167 Renato, what the hell does it mean... 1494 01:23:42,217 --> 01:23:44,369 ...they'll send "a sample of the item"? 1495 01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:47,472 See... I told you they're people who don't joke around! 1496 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:49,674 I know what "a sample of the item" is. 1497 01:23:49,724 --> 01:23:52,043 Good job! 1498 01:23:52,093 --> 01:23:53,511 But, don't overdo it! 1499 01:23:53,561 --> 01:23:54,913 Renato! 1500 01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:58,116 It's still raining outside! 1501 01:23:58,166 --> 01:24:00,051 And it's cold, too! 1502 01:24:00,101 --> 01:24:04,230 And if we remain here, in the warmth! 1503 01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:07,892 To do what? 1504 01:24:07,942 --> 01:24:09,427 Love! 1505 01:24:09,477 --> 01:24:11,129 When you have an idea like that... 1506 01:24:11,179 --> 01:24:14,477 I gotta take my hat off. 1507 01:24:15,683 --> 01:24:18,003 They've ordered us to send a sample. 1508 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,138 Did they say what we have to cut off? 1509 01:24:20,188 --> 01:24:22,707 No, they've left us free to decide.. 1510 01:24:22,757 --> 01:24:24,342 We'll use our imagination. 1511 01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:26,978 I'd cut off the dick. - What, my dick!? 1512 01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:28,980 It's a sample with no value. 1513 01:24:29,030 --> 01:24:30,715 Let's cut off an ear! 1514 01:24:30,765 --> 01:24:32,584 No, not an ear! 1515 01:24:32,634 --> 01:24:34,753 It brings on the evil eye! 1516 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:36,955 Last time they didn't pay us! 1517 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,590 Are you crazy? 1518 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,825 Ask for more money, but... leave me in peace! 1519 01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:43,194 Come on! Don't be afraid! You won't feel a thing! 1520 01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,963 The veterinarian is a professional! 1521 01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:46,464 No, no! 1522 01:24:46,514 --> 01:24:48,767 Doctor, let's cut off a finger! 1523 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,001 A finger! 1524 01:24:50,051 --> 01:24:51,636 I won't even soil my surgical instruments. 1525 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,104 The hatchet'll do just fine. 1526 01:24:53,154 --> 01:24:54,339 Just give me a pen and some paper... 1527 01:24:54,389 --> 01:24:56,107 an' I'll write to that stingy loan-shark... 1528 01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:57,776 my father! The son of a bitch... 1529 01:24:57,826 --> 01:24:59,144 ...will pay! 1530 01:24:59,194 --> 01:25:00,445 Come on! Let's get this done! I still have 3 sheep... 1531 01:25:00,495 --> 01:25:02,881 and 4 pigs to visit... will a finger do? 1532 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,282 No! Don't cut off my finger! 1533 01:25:04,332 --> 01:25:06,885 Not my finger! - Then you prefer it to be your dick! 1534 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,620 Are you crazy? It's better the finger! 1535 01:25:08,670 --> 01:25:10,522 Help! Help! 1536 01:25:10,572 --> 01:25:11,956 Keep him still! 1537 01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:13,758 No! Not with the hatchet! 1538 01:25:13,808 --> 01:25:16,799 Not with the hatchet! 1539 01:25:19,047 --> 01:25:24,006 Fuck you! 1540 01:25:47,775 --> 01:25:49,461 Madame, there's a package for you. 1541 01:25:49,511 --> 01:25:51,096 Just a minute... I'm on the phone. 1542 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:53,131 No, attorney. No one's called. 1543 01:25:53,181 --> 01:25:54,799 I've been here for 48 hours. 1544 01:25:54,849 --> 01:25:56,334 If they call I'll let you know. 1545 01:25:56,384 --> 01:25:59,003 That's obvious, isn't it? 1546 01:25:59,053 --> 01:26:01,406 It's from the jeweler, sending me my bracelet. 1547 01:26:01,456 --> 01:26:03,908 Right now when the last thing I want to wear is jewellery. 1548 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:05,143 Mama mia! 1549 01:26:05,193 --> 01:26:07,854 All that's happening is this... 1550 01:26:09,430 --> 01:26:11,116 Oh, my God! 1551 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,852 THIS IS A SAMPLE... - Oh, my God! 1552 01:26:13,902 --> 01:26:15,553 The finger! 1553 01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:18,223 Baby's finger! The ring finger, it's his! 1554 01:26:18,273 --> 01:26:20,091 The master's finger? 1555 01:26:20,141 --> 01:26:21,860 What is this? 1556 01:26:21,910 --> 01:26:25,230 Oh my God! A tape! Could it be a message? 1557 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,098 Go and get the... - What? 1558 01:26:27,148 --> 01:26:29,300 The thing... the cassette player! 1559 01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:30,902 And the finger? - The finger, unfortunately... 1560 01:26:30,952 --> 01:26:32,170 the attorney has to see it. 1561 01:26:32,220 --> 01:26:35,773 We need to put it in the freezer. 1562 01:26:35,823 --> 01:26:37,876 Listen to her! How she rubs it in! 1563 01:26:37,926 --> 01:26:40,011 After all, they only cut off a finger, not the willy! 1564 01:26:40,061 --> 01:26:41,746 Put it in... - What do you have.. 1565 01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:44,958 In place of your heart? A chunk of metal!? 1566 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:48,186 Ma! It's Baby! 1567 01:26:48,236 --> 01:26:49,821 The finger is mine! 1568 01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:52,590 Tell Papa to pay, otherwise they'll send me home... 1569 01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,459 Piece by piece! 1570 01:26:54,509 --> 01:26:56,027 I'm living like an animal... 1571 01:26:56,077 --> 01:26:58,930 I eat little. And now they've put another man in here with me... 1572 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:01,900 who only speaks in Sardinian dialect and drinks all of my wine ration! 1573 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:04,936 That jerk Ettore has gotten himself caught! 1574 01:27:04,986 --> 01:27:07,105 Tell dad that I'll go every day to the office... 1575 01:27:07,155 --> 01:27:11,442 But, he has to pay! Tell him, Ma! Tell him! 1576 01:27:11,492 --> 01:27:13,745 Annetta! Annetta! The car, at once! 1577 01:27:13,795 --> 01:27:15,513 Hi, Ornella! 1578 01:27:15,563 --> 01:27:16,948 Are you alone? 1579 01:27:16,998 --> 01:27:18,917 Sure? 1580 01:27:18,967 --> 01:27:20,151 The Frenchman's not there, is he? 1581 01:27:20,201 --> 01:27:21,953 I hope not. 1582 01:27:22,003 --> 01:27:24,155 Because, if I catch you seeing him when you're not working... 1583 01:27:24,205 --> 01:27:26,224 I'll break all of yer bones! 1584 01:27:26,274 --> 01:27:28,059 What jealous!? 1585 01:27:28,109 --> 01:27:29,294 It's morality! 1586 01:27:29,344 --> 01:27:30,895 Well, forget it! 1587 01:27:30,945 --> 01:27:34,399 Listen! Do you remember Father Nicolò? 1588 01:27:34,449 --> 01:27:38,536 Go visit him, and listen carefully to what you've gotta do! 1589 01:27:38,586 --> 01:27:41,573 Your reasons are all very convincing... 1590 01:27:41,623 --> 01:27:46,177 as I told you, I am inclined to saving... it's our rule! 1591 01:27:46,227 --> 01:27:49,013 Anyway, I think I can convince... 1592 01:27:49,063 --> 01:27:50,715 the boy's family! 1593 01:27:50,765 --> 01:27:52,116 Then... very good! 1594 01:27:52,166 --> 01:27:53,985 If they accept our proposal, the plan will progress... 1595 01:27:54,035 --> 01:27:57,021 as I explained it to you and it must be followed scrupulously! 1596 01:27:57,071 --> 01:27:59,791 You just need to inform me when they've decided to pay... 1597 01:27:59,841 --> 01:28:00,925 and we will intervene. 1598 01:28:00,975 --> 01:28:02,927 We're honest people. 1599 01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:04,395 And you must trust us. 1600 01:28:04,445 --> 01:28:05,897 Yes, yes, I trust you. 1601 01:28:05,947 --> 01:28:09,534 You can tell your friends that I totally agree. 1602 01:28:09,584 --> 01:28:11,102 And remember... 1603 01:28:11,152 --> 01:28:12,403 all of it in Swiss currency... 1604 01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:14,038 of ten-franc notes. 1605 01:28:14,088 --> 01:28:16,207 I've already made a note of it. 1606 01:28:16,257 --> 01:28:18,843 Concerning me... 1607 01:28:18,893 --> 01:28:22,113 I am very, very much obliged... 1608 01:28:22,163 --> 01:28:24,415 Really? - Remember that, Father! 1609 01:28:24,465 --> 01:28:27,331 Certainly! 1610 01:28:28,202 --> 01:28:33,524 I forgot... how silly I am! 1611 01:28:33,574 --> 01:28:35,693 This is my telephone number! 1612 01:28:35,743 --> 01:28:37,128 Thank you. 1613 01:28:37,178 --> 01:28:40,965 I'll make a note of it. 1614 01:28:41,015 --> 01:28:43,101 I'm telling you, they're flexible people... 1615 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:45,436 It's possible to negotiate with them! 1616 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,238 I spoke with a gentle woman... 1617 01:28:47,288 --> 01:28:51,142 who impressed me as being very sympathetic... 1618 01:28:51,192 --> 01:28:53,945 as sympathetic to me as was her proposal... 1619 01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:57,015 when all is said and done, your son comes back home. 1620 01:28:57,065 --> 01:28:59,284 By paying four billion promptly... 1621 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:00,885 and getting two billion back... 1622 01:29:00,935 --> 01:29:03,021 at the end of the operation. 1623 01:29:03,071 --> 01:29:04,689 In a word, they wanna screw me... 1624 01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:06,090 but for only 50 percent! 1625 01:29:06,140 --> 01:29:08,026 But you also need to face the facts! 1626 01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:11,095 There's a big difference between two and four billion! 1627 01:29:11,145 --> 01:29:14,198 But we have to carry out their plan scrupulously... 1628 01:29:14,248 --> 01:29:16,434 if we want to save some money. 1629 01:29:16,484 --> 01:29:18,036 I would accept. 1630 01:29:18,086 --> 01:29:23,574 Look, even if we had to... dip into our Swiss accounts, I'd pay! 1631 01:29:23,624 --> 01:29:25,043 I don't mind! 1632 01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:26,878 You? Pay? With what!? 1633 01:29:26,928 --> 01:29:28,946 With what are you gonna pay!? 1634 01:29:28,996 --> 01:29:32,583 The Swiss account belongs to both of us! 1635 01:29:32,633 --> 01:29:34,052 I pay! 1636 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:38,756 Look at this! He's so stingy! 1637 01:29:38,806 --> 01:29:39,957 Stingy! 1638 01:29:40,007 --> 01:29:43,394 For you billions are trifles! They're candies! 1639 01:29:43,444 --> 01:29:44,729 Candies! 1640 01:29:44,779 --> 01:29:46,097 Attorney! - Yes? 1641 01:29:46,147 --> 01:29:48,933 If they call... Mr. Benjamin Bronky... 1642 01:29:48,983 --> 01:29:50,435 isn't paying! 1643 01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:52,937 I've already told you. They're not going to call again. 1644 01:29:52,987 --> 01:29:54,472 They've only informed me... 1645 01:29:54,522 --> 01:29:57,775 of the meeting place, the time... and that the priest must go there. 1646 01:29:57,825 --> 01:30:00,945 Benjamin! They've already cut off our son's finger... right? 1647 01:30:00,995 --> 01:30:03,247 What do you want? That they grind him into sausage!? 1648 01:30:03,297 --> 01:30:05,983 You've gotta pay! 1649 01:30:06,033 --> 01:30:07,952 I don't have my checkbook! 1650 01:30:08,002 --> 01:30:09,654 I've already prepared the check... 1651 01:30:09,704 --> 01:30:12,724 I've already put my signature, it just needs yours. Here. 1652 01:30:12,774 --> 01:30:15,640 Sign it! 1653 01:30:17,879 --> 01:30:21,432 What's the saying? If you've got lemons, make lemonade. 1654 01:30:21,482 --> 01:30:23,167 It's also two billion less 1655 01:30:23,217 --> 01:30:24,902 that's a bit of a savings... 1656 01:30:24,952 --> 01:30:26,437 Don't you think? 1657 01:30:26,487 --> 01:30:27,939 All right! 1658 01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:31,014 There we are. 1659 01:30:31,392 --> 01:30:34,746 Here you are, Father. I've already spoken with the bank manager... 1660 01:30:34,796 --> 01:30:37,148 and he's already waiting for you to withdraw the money. 1661 01:30:37,198 --> 01:30:38,449 Has he already gone to the bank? 1662 01:30:38,499 --> 01:30:40,017 We'll get going right away. 1663 01:30:40,067 --> 01:30:42,687 Listen, the Frenchman must not leave your house. 1664 01:30:42,737 --> 01:30:44,822 Keep him locked inside, at all costs. 1665 01:30:44,872 --> 01:30:46,057 So cook for him! 1666 01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:47,992 Make him a salad with broken glass... 1667 01:30:48,042 --> 01:30:49,494 and safety pins! 1668 01:30:49,544 --> 01:30:51,162 After all, the more you hurt him, the happier he'll be. 1669 01:30:51,212 --> 01:30:52,530 Bye, take care. 1670 01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:54,031 Let go. There's no time to waste! 1671 01:30:54,081 --> 01:30:55,833 Ok. Ma, quick, please! - Come on! 1672 01:30:55,883 --> 01:30:59,375 Listen. You keep an eye on everything, Ok? 1673 01:31:17,538 --> 01:31:19,957 Good evening, my sons. ls our delivery for you? 1674 01:31:20,007 --> 01:31:22,827 Just a moment, Father! 1675 01:31:22,877 --> 01:31:25,971 You! Let me see your face! 1676 01:31:27,048 --> 01:31:28,900 It's written here where you have to go! 1677 01:31:28,950 --> 01:31:30,768 And no funny stuff, eh! 1678 01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:33,343 Go! 1679 01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:53,524 Everything's in order. They've left for the appointed spot. 1680 01:31:53,574 --> 01:31:55,493 There's a priest with dark glasses... 1681 01:31:55,543 --> 01:31:59,672 and a chauffeur with a stupid face! 1682 01:32:07,488 --> 01:32:10,786 Answer the signal! 1683 01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:21,096 Come on! 1684 01:32:21,502 --> 01:32:24,989 Stupid face... dark glasses! Ok! 1685 01:32:25,039 --> 01:32:27,291 [in Latin] 1686 01:32:27,341 --> 01:32:31,003 Come on, Father! The briefcases! Come on! 1687 01:32:44,825 --> 01:32:47,850 Puncture it! 1688 01:32:51,032 --> 01:32:55,696 They've punctured the tires! Now how do we get home!? 1689 01:33:13,854 --> 01:33:15,806 Men are all the same! 1690 01:33:15,856 --> 01:33:17,275 When a woman falls in love... 1691 01:33:17,325 --> 01:33:19,477 you abandon her! 1692 01:33:19,527 --> 01:33:21,779 My dear, my dear, I must go. Duty! 1693 01:33:21,829 --> 01:33:23,548 I'll come back soon. 1694 01:33:23,598 --> 01:33:24,916 Actually, you know what? 1695 01:33:24,966 --> 01:33:28,352 When I come back, I'll give you a surprise! 1696 01:33:28,402 --> 01:33:31,188 I'll buy a flat for you! Ok? 1697 01:33:31,238 --> 01:33:33,991 I'm quite late. I've got to go... - No! 1698 01:33:34,041 --> 01:33:35,960 I won't let you go! 1699 01:33:36,010 --> 01:33:39,430 I can't live without you! 1700 01:33:39,480 --> 01:33:43,434 I'll do something to you that no one has ever done! 1701 01:33:43,484 --> 01:33:47,171 A pain you've never experienced! 1702 01:33:47,221 --> 01:33:48,573 [in French] To me? 1703 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:49,974 [in French] What can it be? 1704 01:33:50,024 --> 01:33:51,676 [in French] It's not possible! 1705 01:33:51,726 --> 01:33:52,977 [in French] It's not possible! - Now, I'll show you! 1706 01:33:53,027 --> 01:33:54,445 Come here, come here! 1707 01:33:54,495 --> 01:33:55,846 Lay down! 1708 01:33:55,896 --> 01:33:57,281 [in French] Here? - [in French] Here! 1709 01:33:57,331 --> 01:33:59,784 [in French] I want to see. 1710 01:33:59,834 --> 01:34:01,118 I want to see what it is. 1711 01:34:01,168 --> 01:34:02,520 Take it out! 1712 01:34:02,570 --> 01:34:04,422 [in French] What? - Take it out! 1713 01:34:04,472 --> 01:34:07,770 [in French] Him? 1714 01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:14,532 How do you call this new thing? 1715 01:34:14,582 --> 01:34:18,302 Balls, spicy style! 1716 01:34:18,352 --> 01:34:19,770 Does it hurt? 1717 01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:21,105 [in French] Yes! - A lot? 1718 01:34:21,155 --> 01:34:23,174 [in French] Yes! - Are you suffering! 1719 01:34:23,224 --> 01:34:25,009 A little bit... but I like it! 1720 01:34:25,059 --> 01:34:28,357 Tighter! Harder! 1721 01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:51,435 Finally, you're here! 1722 01:34:51,485 --> 01:34:53,004 So? Everything all right? 1723 01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:54,472 Everything went smoothly. Here you are, the briefcases. 1724 01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,841 The money's there. I checked. 1725 01:34:56,891 --> 01:34:58,743 Good, good. - Then it's over! 1726 01:34:58,793 --> 01:35:01,545 See you. - The next time. 1727 01:35:01,595 --> 01:35:03,080 Get in the car! Come on! 1728 01:35:03,130 --> 01:35:05,962 Bye! 1729 01:35:18,012 --> 01:35:19,897 Hello! The package has arrived. 1730 01:35:19,947 --> 01:35:22,867 But nobody's here yet. 1731 01:35:22,917 --> 01:35:24,568 Ah! The Frenchmans on his way? 1732 01:35:24,618 --> 01:35:26,137 Good, I'll be here waiting. 1733 01:35:26,187 --> 01:35:28,005 Well if there's any news, let me know. 1734 01:35:28,055 --> 01:35:30,074 We'll talk later. 1735 01:35:30,124 --> 01:35:32,009 Hey meathead, you've got company. 1736 01:35:32,059 --> 01:35:34,412 Stand up! 1737 01:35:34,462 --> 01:35:36,080 Move to your right. 1738 01:35:36,130 --> 01:35:39,083 More… That's right. 1739 01:35:39,133 --> 01:35:41,362 Keep looking at me. 1740 01:35:43,003 --> 01:35:44,822 A little more to the right. 1741 01:35:44,872 --> 01:35:46,090 A little more... 1742 01:35:46,140 --> 01:35:47,925 more... take a step back... 1743 01:35:47,975 --> 01:35:51,774 good! And now I'm gonna take your picture! 1744 01:35:57,718 --> 01:36:00,482 Put the briefcases in the Frenchman's car. 1745 01:36:12,733 --> 01:36:16,320 Renato! - I want more spice! Again! 1746 01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:17,722 I can't take anymore! 1747 01:36:17,772 --> 01:36:20,524 Idiot! What've you done to him! What kinda spaghetti did you make him!? 1748 01:36:20,574 --> 01:36:22,059 What spaghetti!? Two bottles of cognac! 1749 01:36:22,109 --> 01:36:24,395 Don't kiss me, fag! - Balls "spicy style' 1750 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:26,063 Get in! 1751 01:36:26,113 --> 01:36:27,298 How are you doing, Ornella? 1752 01:36:27,348 --> 01:36:28,699 Well, still in good health! 1753 01:36:28,749 --> 01:36:30,534 You go in the other car. 1754 01:36:30,584 --> 01:36:32,002 [in French] Com'ere my love! 1755 01:36:32,052 --> 01:36:35,439 Shut up! Get in! 1756 01:36:35,489 --> 01:36:37,975 So, Ornella... three things... take the car you know where... 1757 01:36:38,025 --> 01:36:39,276 deliver the keys to the cashier... 1758 01:36:39,326 --> 01:36:43,091 and remember... I love you! 1759 01:36:48,035 --> 01:36:49,720 [in French] Why did you stop? 1760 01:36:49,770 --> 01:36:52,356 Go on speaking in French, I don't understand you anyway. 1761 01:36:52,406 --> 01:36:54,592 You've gotta get out and make a call! Get out! 1762 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:56,695 Come on, son of a bitch! Come on! Move! 1763 01:36:56,744 --> 01:36:59,405 Come here! Quick! 1764 01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:02,666 Excuse me... is there a telephone here? His mother is ill, you know... 1765 01:37:02,716 --> 01:37:04,068 Thank you. This way. 1766 01:37:04,118 --> 01:37:05,302 Come on! Walk! 1767 01:37:05,352 --> 01:37:07,505 How much, Father? - Four billion! 1768 01:37:07,555 --> 01:37:09,907 The full tank! 1769 01:37:09,957 --> 01:37:11,876 Nunzio! 1770 01:37:11,926 --> 01:37:14,912 Free the two of them! 1771 01:37:14,962 --> 01:37:17,882 No, don't think... just do what I say! 1772 01:37:17,932 --> 01:37:21,867 Put them in the tractor and take them to the spot. 1773 01:37:23,137 --> 01:37:24,455 Halt! Stop! Stop! 1774 01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:26,724 Down! Come on! 1775 01:37:26,774 --> 01:37:28,692 Let him down! 1776 01:37:28,742 --> 01:37:31,267 Quiet! 1777 01:37:32,479 --> 01:37:36,100 Come on! Go! go! 1778 01:37:36,150 --> 01:37:39,118 Walk straight ahead and take your blindfold off. Go! 1779 01:37:49,964 --> 01:37:53,083 Don't let them escape! 1780 01:37:53,133 --> 01:37:55,085 Peace! Peace! 1781 01:37:55,135 --> 01:37:57,822 Father, go away! I'm gonna order "fire" in a second! 1782 01:37:57,872 --> 01:38:00,658 Always violence, violence, violence! 1783 01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:03,394 Why spill blood... - What does he want? 1784 01:38:03,444 --> 01:38:06,363 What the hell is he talking about? 1785 01:38:06,413 --> 01:38:07,765 Fuck off! 1786 01:38:07,815 --> 01:38:11,785 Fuck you... and all your race! 1787 01:38:12,119 --> 01:38:15,315 Prepare to open fire! 1788 01:38:16,457 --> 01:38:19,084 Take cover! Help! 1789 01:38:23,097 --> 01:38:25,929 Take cover! 1790 01:38:32,373 --> 01:38:34,158 They're must be at least fifty of 'em! 1791 01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:36,126 Run away! Quick! - Away! 1792 01:38:36,176 --> 01:38:37,728 I'm coming too! - No, not you! 1793 01:38:37,778 --> 01:38:39,939 Why not? - Because, that's why! 1794 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:45,013 Is it over? 1795 01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:47,471 There's nobody! - Good! 1796 01:38:47,521 --> 01:38:49,989 Let's walk, boys. 1797 01:38:52,760 --> 01:38:54,111 The boy is fine. 1798 01:38:54,161 --> 01:38:55,346 Ettore! Great! How are you? 1799 01:38:55,396 --> 01:38:56,814 Hi, Ettore. - Hi. 1800 01:38:56,864 --> 01:38:58,349 What a nice boy! They got him all dirty. 1801 01:38:58,399 --> 01:38:59,951 Get out, pervert! Out! 1802 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,552 Maurizio! - Let the young master get in! 1803 01:39:01,602 --> 01:39:03,087 No, no. Don't abandon me here! 1804 01:39:03,137 --> 01:39:06,090 Otherwise, my boss will kill me! I'm not the real boss! 1805 01:39:06,140 --> 01:39:08,058 Don't leave me here! Take me with you! 1806 01:39:08,108 --> 01:39:09,293 [in French] I beg you! 1807 01:39:09,343 --> 01:39:10,694 Put him in the back. Come on, let's get going. 1808 01:39:10,744 --> 01:39:12,096 Are we taking Pepé Le Mokò with us? 1809 01:39:12,146 --> 01:39:14,932 Let's take him! - [in French] Thanks a lot! 1810 01:39:14,982 --> 01:39:17,234 My Italian brothers! The same blood! 1811 01:39:17,284 --> 01:39:20,514 [in French] Hurrah! Italy! - Come on! Go! 1812 01:39:27,461 --> 01:39:30,915 [in French] Bastards! 1813 01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:33,417 Italians are shit! 1814 01:39:33,467 --> 01:39:34,985 Macaronis! 1815 01:39:35,035 --> 01:39:38,060 Guys, thank God everything ended up fine! 1816 01:39:38,205 --> 01:39:41,759 Ended? The fun starts now, guys! 1817 01:39:41,809 --> 01:39:43,327 When are you taking me back to Mama? 1818 01:39:43,377 --> 01:39:45,996 Right away! - To Ma? 1819 01:39:46,046 --> 01:39:48,632 You're capital for us, understand? 1820 01:39:48,682 --> 01:39:50,601 And you know, where do good Italians... 1821 01:39:50,651 --> 01:39:52,069 take their capital? 1822 01:39:52,119 --> 01:39:53,337 To Switzerland! - Good! 1823 01:39:53,387 --> 01:39:55,946 Mama and Papa have taught you well! 1824 01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:11,034 Guys, the hag's coming. 1825 01:40:12,673 --> 01:40:14,591 Take it, Father. 1826 01:40:14,641 --> 01:40:17,127 Madame! - Gentlemen! 1827 01:40:17,177 --> 01:40:19,463 Well, the Swiss francs are here. 1828 01:40:19,513 --> 01:40:24,040 Now I'd like to know where my son is. 1829 01:40:26,153 --> 01:40:32,057 He's much nearer than you think, madame! 1830 01:40:34,328 --> 01:40:37,614 So... what? 1831 01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:39,016 Can we count it? 1832 01:40:39,066 --> 01:40:41,819 Sorry, count... what? - The money! 1833 01:40:41,869 --> 01:40:44,789 Then my husband has to count yours! 1834 01:40:44,838 --> 01:40:46,390 Then we have to trust each other! 1835 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:50,794 Right, we have to trust each other! 1836 01:40:50,844 --> 01:40:53,030 Who is it? - Giovanna, it's me! 1837 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:56,981 Who else would it be...the pope!? 1838 01:40:58,085 --> 01:40:59,770 Giovanna, speak quickly... 1839 01:40:59,820 --> 01:41:01,105 can you hear that lullaby? 1840 01:41:01,155 --> 01:41:03,741 It's phone tokens dropping! Got it? It's costing a ton. 1841 01:41:03,791 --> 01:41:10,714 So... a brown Citroen. 1842 01:41:10,764 --> 01:41:12,750 On the right. 1843 01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:15,419 The cashier's got the keys. 1844 01:41:15,469 --> 01:41:17,955 Got it? 1845 01:41:18,005 --> 01:41:19,723 No, I'm talking to the lawyer. 1846 01:41:19,773 --> 01:41:21,091 But, hurry up! 1847 01:41:21,141 --> 01:41:22,793 I don't know what to do. 1848 01:41:22,843 --> 01:41:24,661 Well, you have to check if the money's there! 1849 01:41:24,711 --> 01:41:28,772 Sorry, wait a minute. 1850 01:41:35,823 --> 01:41:37,441 Get out of the way! 1851 01:41:37,491 --> 01:41:41,512 Hello! Hello, Giovanna! The money isn't there! 1852 01:41:41,562 --> 01:41:43,480 God Almighty! 1853 01:41:43,530 --> 01:41:46,283 What a jerk! Did he look in the trunk? 1854 01:41:46,333 --> 01:41:49,686 Benjamin! Tell that idiot lawyer... 1855 01:41:49,736 --> 01:41:51,321 to lookin the trunk! 1856 01:41:51,371 --> 01:41:55,033 Wait a minute! 1857 01:41:56,076 --> 01:41:58,028 Attorney! 1858 01:41:58,078 --> 01:41:59,963 Look in the trunk! 1859 01:42:00,013 --> 01:42:01,231 What? 1860 01:42:01,281 --> 01:42:03,634 Look in the trunk! Where else?! 1861 01:42:03,684 --> 01:42:07,415 Ah, yes. 1862 01:42:17,798 --> 01:42:18,982 Everything's all right! 1863 01:42:19,032 --> 01:42:23,434 Thank you Mother Mary! 1864 01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:25,556 Well, the money's there! 1865 01:42:25,606 --> 01:42:27,791 I'm only trying to think of how... 1866 01:42:27,841 --> 01:42:29,793 we can screw 'em out of it! 1867 01:42:29,843 --> 01:42:31,462 Who do you wanna screw? 1868 01:42:31,512 --> 01:42:33,831 Nice guy! You thought you were alone, eh? 1869 01:42:33,881 --> 01:42:37,935 Look, I'm here keeping an eye on the situation! 1870 01:42:37,985 --> 01:42:39,770 I was just joking! 1871 01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:40,971 Pardon me. 1872 01:42:41,021 --> 01:42:42,372 Of course. 1873 01:42:42,422 --> 01:42:43,841 So, what do we wanna do? 1874 01:42:43,891 --> 01:42:45,275 Let's have a coffee. - Benjamin! 1875 01:42:45,325 --> 01:42:46,810 Oh, Benjamin? 1876 01:42:46,860 --> 01:42:48,779 Madame, don't worry. He was trying to act smart... 1877 01:42:48,829 --> 01:42:50,013 and it didn't work. 1878 01:42:50,063 --> 01:42:52,116 Then let's take briefcases of money. 1879 01:42:52,166 --> 01:42:53,684 No, my dear! The agreement is... 1880 01:42:53,734 --> 01:42:55,119 ...the briefcases stay here... 1881 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:57,154 and you'll have them when I see my Baby. 1882 01:42:57,204 --> 01:43:02,059 Let me go! - I'll kill ya! And the others tool 1883 01:43:02,109 --> 01:43:03,694 Madame, leave the cases with the Father... 1884 01:43:03,744 --> 01:43:04,962 I'll take you to your son! 1885 01:43:05,012 --> 01:43:09,166 Here you are, Father. - Open this door! 1886 01:43:09,216 --> 01:43:11,969 Renato! Help! 1887 01:43:12,019 --> 01:43:15,806 Give me the gun! Ugly whore! - Let me go! 1888 01:43:15,856 --> 01:43:19,343 Look at this idiot and the gun! What are you doing? 1889 01:43:19,393 --> 01:43:21,111 I didn't do anything! 1890 01:43:21,161 --> 01:43:24,248 What are you doing? - Baby, Baby! My love! 1891 01:43:24,298 --> 01:43:26,650 You're healthy and handsome! 1892 01:43:26,700 --> 01:43:28,752 Show me the finger! - How? I haven't got it anymore! 1893 01:43:28,802 --> 01:43:30,621 I've got it! It's in the fridge! 1894 01:43:30,671 --> 01:43:32,656 Renato! Why don't you throw him out? 1895 01:43:32,706 --> 01:43:34,258 He called me a whore! 1896 01:43:34,308 --> 01:43:36,126 Madame, take Mm away... 'Nd be baker... 1897 01:43:36,176 --> 01:43:37,494 Let's go, Baby! Come with your Mama! 1898 01:43:37,544 --> 01:43:42,981 Before I cut off another finger! 1899 01:43:56,196 --> 01:43:57,948 Halt! 1900 01:43:57,998 --> 01:43:59,983 Stop there! 1901 01:44:00,033 --> 01:44:02,119 Don't move! 1902 01:44:02,169 --> 01:44:04,421 We've got you in our sights! 1903 01:44:04,471 --> 01:44:08,125 It's forbidden to cross the border in this area! 1904 01:44:08,175 --> 01:44:10,727 You are all subject to arrest! 1905 01:44:10,777 --> 01:44:12,930 Who are you? 1906 01:44:12,980 --> 01:44:16,934 What nationality are you? 1907 01:44:16,984 --> 01:44:20,704 We are Italian! 1908 01:44:20,754 --> 01:44:28,754 And what are you carrying? 1909 01:44:29,162 --> 01:44:33,417 Two billion! 1910 01:44:33,467 --> 01:44:37,621 In what currency? 1911 01:44:37,671 --> 01:44:44,962 Swiss francs! 1912 01:44:45,012 --> 01:44:49,733 So... cross then! 1913 01:44:49,783 --> 01:44:57,783 [THEY SING THE ITALIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM] 1914 01:45:52,979 --> 01:45:56,967 THE FACTS AND CHARACTERS IN THE MOVIE ARE IMAGINARY. 1915 01:45:57,017 --> 01:46:01,248 EACH REFERENCE TO FACTS OR PEOPLE EXISTING OR EXISTED IS MERELY INCIDENTAL. 140336

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