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[theme music playing]
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(narrator)
You're traveling
Through another dimension--
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A dimension not only
Of sight and sound,
But of mind,
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A journey into a wondrous land
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Whose boundaries
Are that of imagination.
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Your next stop,
The twilight zone.
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He ain't here yet.
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He'll be along.
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He knows what's
Waiting for him here.
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He knows
He's gonna get shot.
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No question
About that.
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| think | hear
Him coming now.
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[jazz music playing
Loudly on radio]
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[music stops]
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Well, it's
About time.
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You're an hour and 15
Minutes late, rance.
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Sy, sy, sy,
Don't start that.
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You know how
Emotional scenes
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Upset me before
We shoot. Ah!
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Now, don't get
Upset, rance,
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[whinnys]
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What do you say
We get started?
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All right,
All right.
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This is scene 71.
Got your script?
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Read it to me.
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Come on, tommy,
Let's go.
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Huh? Oh, sorry.
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It's the
Interior, saloon
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Cover shot
Of three bad
Men at bar.
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Rance mcgrew enters,
He walks to bar,
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He glances sideways
Left and right.
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"Left and right."
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You think my head
Is on a swivel?
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Listen, sy, whena
Cowboy walks into
A bar,
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He walks straight
To the other end
Of the room,
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Then he takes his drink
And looks at 7jhat,
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Then looks
Straight ahead.
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He doesn't look
Left and right.
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All right, rance,
We'll shoot it
Your way--
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Any way
You want.
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Now, can
We begin?
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In a minute,
In a minute.
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My stomach is
Killing me.
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These scenes,
These miserable
Emotional scenes.
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All right, laddies,
Let's get this one
This time.
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This is scene 71.
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It's a cover shot
Of rance entering
The saloon.
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Now, let's
Get with it,
Fellas, please.
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We're way behind.
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Second team out.
The star is here.
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(narrator)
Some 100-odd years ago,
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A motley collection
Of tough moustaches
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Galloped across the west
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And left behind a raft
Of legends and legerdemains.
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And it seems
A reasonable conjecture
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That if there are
Any television sets
Up in cowboy heaven
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Any one of these rough
And woolly nail-eaters
Could see
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With what
Careless abandon
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Their names and exploits
Are being bandied about,
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They're very likely
Turning over in
Their graves--
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Or worse,
Getting out
Of them.
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Which gives you a clue
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As to the proceedings
That will begin in
Just a moment
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When one
Mr. Rance mcgrew,
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A 3,000-buck-a-week
Phony baloney,
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Discovers that this
Week's current edition
Of make-believe
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Is being shot on location
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And that location
Is the twilight zone.
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[murmur of voices]
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An inch more.
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Six-gun...
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[gasps]
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Dress it up.
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We'll wait
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For the
New glass.
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You win.
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(sy)
You ready out
There, rance?
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(rance)
Yes.
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All right. Action.
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Rotgut whiskey.
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[glass breaking]
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All right, wise guy.
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Cut.
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He put english on that,
He deliberately made
It curve.
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An english
On a bottle?
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Guy needsa
Catcher's mitt.
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All right, let's
Try it again.
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From the bottle.
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All right,
Positions,
Please.
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Scene 71--again.
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[clearing throats]
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Action.
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Guess you boys know
I'm the marshal.
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We heard tell.
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We heard tell.
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| guess you
Know that
| know
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That jesse james
Is on his way here
Looking for me.
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| know that, too.
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Likewise.
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There's something
Else | know that
You don't know--
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That you don't know
That | know that you
Know jesse james.
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You tell him
I'm gonna be
Here waiting.
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I'll be right
Here waiting.
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(male voice)
Now, we hear the
Horse ride up,
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He stops,
He dismounts,
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He appears
On the porch.
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Figured I'd
Bluffed you.
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Here already,
Ain't he?
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Marshal, marshal, please.
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No killing in here.
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Oh, | ain't aiming
To kill him.
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Just gonna maim
Him alittle bit.
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Just gonna pick
Off his pinkie.
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Jesse ain't gonna
Take kindly to that.
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No.
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[sucks teeth]
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Cut.
[sighs]
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All right, we'll
Bring in jesse here.
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Ready, jesse?
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(jesse)
Yes.
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Action.
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Marshal mcgrew,
Ain't it?
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Yip.
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You're about
To breathe your
Last, marshal.
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[gunshot]
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Can't win 'em all.
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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[sobbing]
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All right, jesse,
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This is it--
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You and me,
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Man to man.
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Stuntman!
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Okay.
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Stuntman! Stuntman!
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Stuntman.
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All right, cut
And print it.
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Good show,
Really good show.
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Thanks a lot,
Mr. Mcgrew.
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All right, boys,
This is the
Death scene.
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Rance, in the bar.
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Jesse lies
Over there.
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Rance thinks that
He's unconscious.
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Jesse takes a gun
Up off the floor
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And fires
At rance's back.
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At his back?
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That's right.
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Now, look, sy,
| don't want
To fight you
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But that's not
How jesse james
Used to operate.
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In everything | read
About the guy, he
Fought pretty fair.
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Can't /
Yell something?
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Oh, that's thinking, that's
Real creative thinking--
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Warn the fastest gun
In the west that he's
About to be shot.
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Look, when you're up
Against rance mcgrew
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You play it dirty,
Or you play it dead.
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Now, stop arguing
And get on
With it.
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This 1s cola.
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| told you |
Wanted ginger ale.
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It's got to
Look like whiskey.
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Sy, either straighten
This oaf out or
Fire him.
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Mr. Mcgrew wants
Ginger ale.
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Okay, ginger ale.
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Your head against
The bar, feet
Out here.
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| don't care
What he says.
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Jesse james wouldn't
Shoot anybody in
The back.
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Yeah, but rance
Mcgrew would.
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Let's get with it.
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Scene 93, take one.
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And, rance, baby,
Easy on the mirror.
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(sy)
Action!
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[player piano
Begins playing]
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[gasping]
Why, you stupid clod,
This is whiskey!
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This is real whisk--!
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Marshal, marshal--
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Jesse's gunning
For you.
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He's coming
Right now.
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Why, you cementhead,
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He already
Came in in
Scene 73.
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I'm gonna call my agent,
And this time he'd
Better be in.
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[footsteps approach
Slowly, then stop]
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They call me
Jesse james--
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The real
Jesse james
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Not that side of
Pork that's been
Playacting me.
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Cut?
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Cut!
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Shouldn't we cut?
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For pete's
Sake, somebody--
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Let's cut!
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I'd be looking
For the marshal.
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Fella named mcgrew.
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Rance mcgrew.
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Thataway.
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You wouldn't
Be him, huh?
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Where's the fella
Who loaned me
This vest?
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Marshal, | think
Maybe you and me
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Better have
A little talk.
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Maybe a long talk,
Maybe a short talk,
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But a talk.
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You're supposed
To be tough.
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00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,267
You don't look
So tough to me.
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00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,852
You know what
You look like?
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00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,355
Well, | haven't been
Too well lately.
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You look kind of
Like a marshmallow.
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Mm. Mm.
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Don't that
Rile you none?
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[grunts]
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Come on, marshal.
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First we'll
Have a drink.
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Then we'll
Have a talk.
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Then we'll
Have a showdown.
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Two whiskeys. Just
Leave the bottles.
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Marshmallow.
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[chuckles]
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You don't do nothing
Very well, do you,
Mr. Mcgrew?
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[coughs]
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Don't that
Rile you none?
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00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,544
No.
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00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,712
You're the most
Even-tempered dude
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|! Ever did meet.
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00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,507
However...
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| got no time to
Be social, marshal.
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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,348
It's time you and me come
To a meeting of the minds.
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00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:16,189
Why do you suppose they're
All taking cover, marshal?
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Closing time?
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00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,694
Yes... Yes,
It's curfew.
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00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,529
Well, good-bye, jesse,
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And it's been really
Very nice meeting you.
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Marshal!
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Just hold it
Right there.
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00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,539
Hmm?
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You wasn't leavin’,
Was you, marshal?
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| mean, you wasn't
Just gonna walk out,
Was you?
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00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,547
No, no, no,
| just, uh...
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00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:45,760
Wanted to see if
It was gonna rain.
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00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,637
No, not gonna rain.
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00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,138
| thought
You was playing
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Some kind
Of trick on me.
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00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,475
Like the time
That bad guy
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Had you covered
In the back
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00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,562
And you went through
The swinging doors
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00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,356
And swung
One door back
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00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,66
And knocked
The gun out
Of his hand.
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00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,276
Yes, that was
The first show
Last season.
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00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,70
Or when those rustlers
Were collected in here
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Waiting to bushwhack you.
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00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,823
Ten or eleven of 'em
Wasn't it?
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Uh, 13.
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00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,744
| got nominated
For an emmy
On that one.
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00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,246
Oh, I'll bet
You did.
[chuckles]
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00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,206
| just bet you did.
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00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,793
Folks couldn't
Help but admire a
Man of your talents.
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00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,795
[laughing maniacally]
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00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:23,464
[laughing nervously]
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00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,08
You know,
The thing of
It 1s, marshal,
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00:15:26,92 --> 00:15:28,136
Thing of it is...
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00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:34,517
| don't believe
You ever fired a real
Gun in your life, did ya?
258
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,270
Did you ever
Hit a man
In anger
259
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,147
Or get hit
In anger yourself?
260
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,190
Tell me true,
Do you ever
Ride a horse?
261
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,943
On--on occasion.
262
00:15:44,26 --> 00:15:49,323
So you don't shoot,
You don't ride and
You don't fight.
263
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,117
You just
Strut around
264
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,494
Wearing a phony badge
Going through
The motions
265
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,204
Of killing off
Fellows like me.
266
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,706
Now, | wouldn't
Say that.
267
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,374
Now, last--last year,
268
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,126
We had one script
269
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,462
In which one of the
Dalton boys
Went free.
270
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,963
He told me
About it.
271
00:16:04,46 --> 00:16:05,715
He also told how
You captured him.
272
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,176
You jumped 800
Feet off a cliff
273
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,180
And landed on the back
Of his horse when he
Wasn't looking.
274
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,141
Come on, did you ever
Jump 800 feet off
A cliff
275
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,477
And land on
A man's horse?
276
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,354
Heights... Heights
Make me...
277
00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:21,647
Ill.
278
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,983
That figures.
279
00:16:24,66 --> 00:16:26,27
We hada
Meeting up there--
280
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,529
Me, my brother frank,
The dalton boys,
281
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,906
Sam starr,
Billy the kid,
282
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,240
Quite a
Few others.
283
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,75
And the consensus was
284
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:35,745
That you wasn't
Doing a thing for
Our good names.
285
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,246
So we hada
Little election
286
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,831
And they chose me
To come down here
287
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,541
And maybe take
A little of
The shine
288
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,584
Off your pants.
289
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,668
How's that?
290
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,03
Don't you get it?
291
00:16:44,86 --> 00:16:45,713
We see you
Week after week
292
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,840
Killing off this guy
And that guy,
293
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:50,676
Capturing that
Bushwhacker and
That rustler.
294
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,345
But all the
Time winning.
295
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,222
Man, you just
Don't lose.
296
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,516
You are the
"Winningest" fellow
297
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,851
To ever come
Down the pike.
298
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:03,105
So me and my friends,
We figured that
Maybe just once
299
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,149
You ought
To lose.
300
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,568
Mm-hmm, yes, yes,
| can see that, that's
A very good idea
301
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,238
And | w/ll take that up
With the producer.
302
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,949
| don't think
There'll be time
To take it up
303
00:17:13,32 --> 00:17:15,785
Because mister,
You're going to
Lose right now.
304
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,453
Mll tell you what
I'm gonna do:
305
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,622
I'm going to be
Square with you--
306
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,708
A lot squarer than
You ever been with
Any of us.
307
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,544
Face-to-face,
And no, uh...
308
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,629
What do you call
Them, stuntmen?
309
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,631
Out on the street,
You and me--
310
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,967
You coming down one
Side of the street,
311
00:17:31,50 --> 00:17:32,635
Me coming
Down the other.
312
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,470
But that...
That's been done.
313
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,389
Didn't you see
Gunfight at
Red rock?
314
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,598
Lousy.
315
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,724
You didn't
Like it?
316
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,59
Let's go, marshal.
317
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,274
Now, you come
Around this corner,
318
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,484
And I'll come around
That corner.
319
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,653
"Ll let you make
The first move.
320
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,738
Nothing could be
Fairer, could it?
321
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,365
Oh, my,
No, no indeed.
322
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,450
Well, shall we
Say tomorrow afternoon?
323
00:17:56,534 --> 00:18:00,329
This afternoon... Now.
324
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,582
Why does it
Have to be
This afternoon?
325
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,625
Could have been
Tomorrow afternoon.
326
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,294
Rush, rush, rush.
327
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,88
Rush, rush, rush,
That's all anybody knows
328
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,715
Is rush, rush, rush.
329
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,686
Marshal?
330
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:32,695
Where are you, marshal?
331
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,863
Come on out, marshal!
332
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,494
Come on out, marshal.
333
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,954
Marshal, where
Are you?
334
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,45
Come on, marshal.
335
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,222
Marshal, I'm going
To count to five,
336
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,266
Then we're both
Going to draw.
337
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,18
One...
338
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,395
This is ridiculous,
It's never done
This way.
339
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,938
Two...
340
00:19:08,22 --> 00:19:09,649
| didn't even want
To do the series.
341
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,733
| just did
It because of
The residuals.
342
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,735
Three...
343
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,819
And the fact that they
Were gonna let me use
My own name
344
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,71
As the character.
345
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,781
Four...
346
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,741
| suppose you
Know | have an
Aging mother
347
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,869
And millions of
Fans all over
This country,
348
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,788
And they're going
To hate you for this.
349
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,82
And a lot of them
Are just like
My old mother.
350
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,876
You're killing an
American institution!
351
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,86
Five.
352
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,671
Stuntman! Stuntman!
353
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,797
Reach, marshal.
354
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,892
Just like | figured--
355
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,435
This guy couldn't
Outdraw a crayon.
356
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,20
Give me a break,
Will you, jesse?
357
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,689
Jesse, give me a break.
358
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,691
I'm too young to die.
359
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,401
I'll do anything
You say, jesse,
360
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,195
"Ll do anything,
Just give me
A break.
361
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,447
You say you
Got nominated
For an emmy?
362
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,408
Two, two.
363
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,368
You can't act
Any better than
You can draw.
364
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,912
Jesse, jesse,
"Ll do anything,
Just give me a break.
365
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:08,958
I'll do anything you say,
You, you, you just
Name it.
366
00:20:09,41 --> 00:20:10,292
[cocks]
Anything?
367
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,629
You just name it.
368
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,800
Maybe you and me
Ain't too far away
From a bargain.
369
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,928
| don't know exactly
What it is | want,
370
00:20:21,11 --> 00:20:24,56
But I'll sure think
About it some.
371
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,225
You're not going
To shoot me down?
372
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,811
Nope.
373
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,313
Tell you what
| will do.
374
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,315
I'm gonna
Stick around
375
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,610
Make sure that
You have to play it
Careful from now on.
376
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,158
We may be stiffs
Up there...
377
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,617
But we're sensitive.
378
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,124
Jesse?
379
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,131
Jesse!
380
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,340
Jesse?
381
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,760
[glass breaks]
382
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:03,596
It isn't whiskey,
Mr. Mcgrew,
383
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:08,267
It's ginger ale,
Just like you ordered.
384
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,103
You all
Right, rance?
385
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:14,523
Yes, yes, I'm...
I'm all right.
386
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,108
Where'd you all go?
387
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,486
Where'd we go?
We didn't go anywhere.
388
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,488
You sure
You're all right?
389
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,198
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
390
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,699
(sy)
Let's get
This shot now.
391
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,34
Jesse's on
The floor.
392
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,660
You think
He's unconscious.
393
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,412
He tries to get
You in the back.
394
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,289
Somebody wants
To talk to you,
Mr. Mcgrew.
395
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,708
He's about to
Shoot a scene.
396
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,835
Says he's
Rance's agent.
397
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,545
My agent?
398
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,172
| don't know what
The chain of command is,
399
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,715
So go out
And talk to him.
400
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,08
Find out what
It is he wants
401
00:21:41,91 --> 00:21:42,468
What it is you want
402
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,11
And what it is
We can shoot.
403
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,356
Howdy, marshal.
404
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,942
[whinnys]
405
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,533
You said "Anything,"
406
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,326
And "Anything" is
The following:
407
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:09,328
I'm gonna stick around
From picture to picture
408
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,705
To make sure you don't
Hurt no more feelings.
409
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,207
Now, in this scene,
410
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,84
Jesse don't shoot
You in the back.
411
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,253
He's lost blood,
He's weak as tea,
412
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,171
But he can
Still get
On his feet,
413
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,714
Knock you through
That window
414
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:21,924
And make his getaway.
415
00:22:22,07 --> 00:22:23,759
Is that understood?
416
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,11
He knocked me,
Rance mcgrew,
Through a window?!
417
00:22:26,95 --> 00:22:27,263
Why, it's, it's--
418
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,401
(rance)
Sy?
419
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,27
(sy)
Yeah?
420
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,405
Sy, uh, | have
A great idea
421
00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,533
For something
| think might be
A fun shot. Uh--
422
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,287
What?!
423
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,247
Are you out
Of your mind?
424
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,957
Jesse does what?
425
00:22:55,40 --> 00:22:58,43
Oh, rance...
426
00:22:58,85 --> 00:22:59,545
All right.
427
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,547
Scene 93, take two.
428
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:02,923
Action.
429
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,888
[horse snorts]
430
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,56
Now, that was
Just fine.
431
00:23:11,98 --> 00:23:13,434
Now, about next
Week's episode
432
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,227
The one where
You knock the gun
433
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,21
Out of billy
The kid's hand
434
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,315
From a
Fourth-story window
A half a block away
435
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,983
With the base
Of a lamp.
436
00:23:21,66 --> 00:23:22,234
No good, huh?
437
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,527
It stinks.
438
00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:24,820
The way | see
It 1s this:
439
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,115
Now, billy,
He hears you,
440
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,743
And he whirls around,
441
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:33,579
And he fires
From the hip,
442
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:37,41
And he shoots the lamp
Right out of your hand.
443
00:23:40,44 --> 00:23:41,712
Now, in two weeks,
444
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,547
| think we ought to
Give sam starr
A break.
445
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,467
He's a real nice fella--
Awful good to his mother.
446
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,95
Haw!
447
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,14
(narrator)
The evolution of the
So-called adult western
448
00:23:52,97 --> 00:23:54,433
And the metamorphosi/s
Of one rance mcgrew,
449
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:57,102
Formerly phony baloney,
Now upright citizen
450
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,271
With a preoccupation
With all things
451
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:03,442
Involving tradition, truth
And cowpoke predecessors.
452
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,445
It's the way
The cookie crumbles
And the six-gun shoots
453
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,72
In the twilight zone.
454
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,38
(male presenter)
Rod serling, creator
Of the twilight zone,
455
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,290
Will tell you
About next week's story
456
00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,500
After this message.
457
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,337
And now, mr. Serling.
458
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,506
For all of us,
Even the most
Young at heart,
459
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,633
| suppose there's a
Little kernel of want
460
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,802
Having to do with
Reliving childhood--
461
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,929
That grand and glorious
Moment in time
462
00:24:32,12 --> 00:24:34,306
When the biggest
Guy around is the
Patrol boy.
463
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:37,309
Next week on
The twilight zone,
This moment is recaptured
464
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,521
In george clayton johnson's
Exceptionally sensitive story
465
00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,398
Called k/ck the can.
466
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,818
It costars mr. Ernest truex
And mr. Russell collins.
467
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,237
If the tobaccos
In a cigarette
Are good enough,
468
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,239
They alone will
Give mellow richness
469
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,782
And satisfactory mildness.
470
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,993
Try chesterfields
And you'll discover
471
00:24:54,76 --> 00:24:57,579
21 great tobaccos
Make 20 wonderful smokes.
472
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,279
(james)
This 1s james arness.
473
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,448
You know, it's
Only a short hop
474
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,867
From the twilight zone
To dodge city and gunsmoke.
475
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,702
Saturday nights over
Most of these stations.
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