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- Previously on this season

- Previously on this season
of "Southern Charm"...

- ♪ He's got money ♪

♪ He's in magazines ♪

♪ He's got more honeys ♪

♪ Than any honeybee ♪

- You guys can look at
each other as if we're crazy,

but at the end of the day,
we all see the truth.

The good ol' boy
system's dying.

- Oh, the times, they are
a-changing in Charleston.

[tense music]

While Craig and Naomie struggle
to go their separate ways,

he was finally forced
to own up to his lying days.

- I'm a great liar.

- Why are you effing lying?

- It just comes natural to me.

- ♪ You got 15 minutes ♪

♪ Better make it 45 ♪

- Meanwhile, Chelsea
and Austen were entangled

in another love triangle,

but the star-crossed lovers
finally realized

being BFFs was
more their style.

- You're, like,
one of my best friends.

- [chuckles] I'm gonna cry.

- ♪ He's got promise ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, he's got some shine ♪

- And as I was busy
trying to figure out

how to be a new mom,

Shep for once
wasn't up to no good,

but instead used his powers
to do good.

- Kathryn took me
to my surgery,

and brought me soup.
[chuckles]

She's doing really well.

- Yeah.
- Hm.

- ♪ You gotta hand it
to the man ♪

♪ He's making it look
so easy ♪

- Because it was
Kathryn's transformation

that impressed us
most of all...

- Would you like to join us
for dinner?

- Yeah.

[cheerful music]

- Especially after
Hurricane Ashley

laid into her on Hilton Head.

- How many times did you go
visit your son in the hospital?

- Kathryn, don't answer
anymore.

- Dude, shut up, I'm talking.
- (BLEEP) you.

You know what,
how about you walk away,

because nobody wants you
to ----ing sit here anyway.

- And wasted no time
wreaking havoc

and raining on
everyone's parade.

- ♪ Ooh, ooh, whoa-oh ♪
- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪

- ♪ The kids go loco ♪

- I ----ing hate her.

- I hope we don't have to
deal with her much longer.

- She was like, "Well, Craig,

"if only you were, like,
a few years older,

I would be dating you instead."

- ♪ Bah-bah-doo ♪

- Ashley's bad behavior

even had Thomas second-
guessing their relationship.

- You know, I just don't know
if this thing's gonna work.

- You know what,
and that's okay.

Sometimes, they don't.
We didn't, and we're okay.

- But at the end of the day,

you know what they say:

Birds of a feather
flop together.

- This is not
really good for me.

This is not what I want.

- I don't wanna just
throw in the towel.

Like, I--I've invested so much.

[dramatic tone]

- ♪ Bah-bah-doo ♪

♪ Bah-bah-dee-ee-ee ♪

♪ It's easy ♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, three's ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

[bombastic jazz music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ ♪

- Perfect.
- What do you think? [chuckles]

- Winter wonderland.
Absolutely.

I love it.

- All right, gals,
three, two, one.

All right.

♪ ♪

- See the things
that I do for you?

♪ ♪

- "The Art of Southern Charm."

"Becoming Patricia"?

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Blah, blah...

♪ ♪

[light cheery music]

♪ ♪

[clacking on door]
- One second.

Damn it.

Hey.
- Hey!

- What's up, stranger?

- Hey, I didn't know--
- Oh!

- I'm very excited to see you.

As you'll see,
there's construction and stuff.

It just takes so much longer
than what you plan for.

- Have you swept the floor
since you moved in?

- Yes.
- [snorts]

[slow playful music]

Did this have a wall
or did you take it down?

- We took it down.

I don't know.
I'm trying, though.

Can I get you
something to drink?

- Um, I'll have wine if
you have wine that's not old.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- You could, like, hire
a cleaning service.

- Um...yeah.

You are exactly right
about that.

♪ ♪

- So, I have a baby now.

- I know. Congrats.
- Isn't that crazy?

- Is it awesome?
- She's cute.

Here, look.

- [chuckles]

As always, I think you're gonna
make a pretty kickass mom.

- Thanks.
Are you practicing law yet?

- No, I'm not--I haven't
been sworn in yet, so.

- When are you gonna
get sworn in?

- It's not up to me.

I have not cleared
character and fitness yet.

- What is
character and fitness?

- Once you pass your bar,
the people then determine

if you are honest enough

that they're comfortable with
letting you represent people.

- So, why won't
they approve you?

- I have just been told
that it's pending.

But as a distraction,

I started sewing these pillows.

Like, I have
20 pillow designs made.

- So, I mean, is this, like,
a legit passion of yours,

the--the...

- Yeah, I love doing it.
- The pillow-making?

- Well, like, I mean,
I was doing it anyway.

Like, it's there. Like,
I love making these pillows.

- But is the end goal to, like,
make a business out of this

or make money from it?
I mean, what's...

- I guess there's
no reason not to.

- So, did you make
any of the pillows?

- I made all of them.

- Where are they?

- 20 of them are folded
in that pile over there.

- So, these are pillows that
you were selling to people,

or you're just giving them
to people?

- No, I didn't do
anything with them.

- Craig, I mean,
if all you need to do

is stuff these pillows,

why don't you just go
and freakin' stuff them?

I mean, it's not rocket science.

- I haven't had anyone
to talk to about it.

This is a perfect European sham
for someone's couch.

And I have these
seersucker pillow cases.

- That's nice.

[mouthing words]

- There's one for the boys.

Initials.
Look.

See?

- [laughs] Oh, my God.

- See, here's, like,
a little pull-string pillow.

- [laughs]

- Will you stop laughing at me?

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Craig, God bless you.

I mean, truly.

This is--

[laughs]
this is really special.

- This is part
of a bedroom set.

- I think this whole
pillow thing

is nothing more than an excuse

to put off what you really need
to be doing in your life.

- What should I be doing?

- You need to
focus on one thing.

Craig, honestly,
this has, like,

become a pattern in your life.

I mean, you really need to,
like, do some soul-searching

and figure out,
"Why can't I stick to one thing

and follow it through?"

- For some reason,
I, like, lose my fire or spark.

I don't know, I don't know
what's wrong with me.

- Somebody told me you were
going to see a life coach.

- Yeah.
- What'd the life coach say?

- [sighs] I don't know.

I just stopped
calling her back.

To be honest,

the reason I didn't call
my life coach back

is because of shame.

- Next time,
I'm gonna make you talk about

why you're a liar.

- [sighs]

Then you're gonna
have to talk about that.

[solemn music]

- You have to take
accountability, Craig.

- Actually, I think
that was a big problem

with Naomie and I,

and she might have said it
a little harshly,

but, you know,
like, she was right.

And, uh...
- Have you told her that you...

- No, this is all stuff
that I'm recently realizing.

- I think you should tell her.

I think it will be
very cathartic.

- Yeah.

- And get your ----ing
house cleaned,

'cause it's a pigsty.

It's disgusting.

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- How ----ing chic is that?

I'm so fancy.

[snorts]

♪ ♪

[knocking on door]

Come in.
- Hi.

Sorry, I let myself in.
- Nah, it's cool.

- How's it going?
You look cute.

- Thanks.
What would you like to drink?

I have, like, Pellegrino.

I got some little
sparkling cider...

- Pellegrino's great.
- Sober style.

- [laughs]

- I'm trying to learn how to
host and do all that stuff,

but I have no clue
what I'm doing.

- [laughs]

- So, what's going on with you?

I mean, we didn't really talk
at the polo match,

'cause I got sucked into
a conversation with Thomas...

- Wait, wait,
I wanna hear about that.

- Well, Thomas
for the first time

was, like, really starting
to open up to me, like...

- Really?
- Like, he was expressing that

he and Ashley
aren't doing well,

he's not happy.

He doesn't wanna be with her.

- I mean, she is really a lot.

- I think he feels
stuck, though,

'cause he's paying for her.

But, oh, my God,

I got a message on Instagram,

and it was like,

"I just want you to know
that Ashley is, like,

"a high-end escort,
or something,

for polo men
in Santa Barbara"...

♪ ♪

"Just thought you might
wanna let Thomas know."

- So, I heard this also,

that she was, like, a polo rat.

Like, she always hung around
polo things.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

It's hard to completely
discredit,

because of the type
of relationship

that Ashley and Thomas have,

where there's at least
some kind of

monetary ambition.

I don't really know how else
to put that. [chuckles]

Are you nervous for the ball?

Just to see her
and see, like, what happens?

- For Ashley, I'm not nervous,

but, like, this is gonna be
intense seeing Patricia.

♪ ♪

- I heard you got an invite
to Patricia's...

little ball.
- I did.

When I saw "Patricia Altschul,"
I was like,

"Oh, (BLEEP),
am I being served here?"

[both laugh]

Why now is she inviting me?
I don't get it.

- I think she's just
probably over it.

- I think, like,
this is a test,

'cause she heard that, like,

"Oh, Kathryn's doing so well,"

so she picked
the most formal of affairs,

which is a white tie,

to see if I'm gonna (BLEEP) up

and she can easily
blacklist me again.

But I'm going with Shep,

so, like, it's going to be
funny as (BLEEP).

- I heard.

So, Craig texted me
the other day,

and he says,

"Well, I was just thinking
about, like, bringing a date."

I'm like, "Are you thinking
about taking her

or have you already asked her?"

He was like, "Well, I mean,
I mentioned it to her."

What pisses me off is
that he's already asked,

and this is him
trying to get around

to making me feel like
it's my decision.

- Absolutely.

- I'm like,
"Stop lying all the time!"

- Why can't he just be
straight the (BLEEP) up?

- 'Cause it's Craig.

He can't be straight
the (BLEEP) up.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...
- Got you a little present.

It's an acknowledgment that
we've had kind of a bumpy road.

- [gasps]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- I've got your measurements

and I've got your outfit
right here.

What's the big occasion?
What's the ball for?

- Our friend, Ms. Patricia, is
having a white winter ball.

- Oh, great.
- And she's requested

that the boys wear tails

and that the girls wear
evening gowns.

♪ ♪

[item thuds]

What's up, buddy?
- What's up, bud?

Hey, how are we doing?
- Hey, how are you doing?

- Good to see you, yeah.
- Welcome, welcome.

We have your, uh,
outfit for the ball.

- Good, perfect.

Craig, are you gonna go velvet?
- I'm not sure.

They have some--some cool pair--
some cool shoes in here.

- [laughs]

- Cool shoes.
[laughter]

- Last night was not
an early night.

♪ Riverboat Ron ♪

♪ Back against the wall ♪

all: ♪ Riverboat Ron! ♪

- But we made it here.
- Oh, yeah.

- I wonder if our third
friend's gonna make it.

Aren't those cool too?
- These are gorgeous.

- Yeah.
- Okay...

- Now, you do wear
patent leather

with the tails.
This is tails, so...

- I've never worn tails before.

- No one invites you
anywhere, huh?

[laughs]

You wanna try yours on first?
- Yeah.

- Come over this way.

- There he is.
What's up, buddy?

- Guten tag.
- [laughs] Hey, Shep.

- Hey, how are you?
- How are you doing?

Good to see you. Let me
pull your outfit real quick.

- All right.

- I'm gonna throw on my
trousers. What's up, buddy?

- Have you ever worn tails?

- I have,
but it's been a while.

- I'll show you
how to put them on.

You gotta make sure the vest

is even with
the points of the coat.

- White tie is a little more
formal than black tie.

Girls get to wear cool dresses.

We gotta look like
a Stormtrooper in "Star Wars."

Everybody looks the same.

[singing "Star Wars"
theme music]

[laughs]

- These are the buttons.
- Yes.

There's a slit right here
you can put the button in.

- Oh, okay.

- Austen, you handsome
mother----er.

- [laughs]

- I'm gonna get you
to try this on.

- All right.
- [clears throat]

- I might have to paint
my, uh--my brace white.

- [chuckles]
"Do you have a claw-size glove

for my friend, Craig?"

[light playful music]

Okay...

[imitates trilling sound]
At some point--

- I can't grab anything.
There.

♪ ♪

- What are you, Fred Astaire?
- [chuckles]

- Oh, I got it.
- Is that girl still around?

Thomas' girlfriend?

Did she hit on you?
- Yes.

It's almost like...

Ashley's hedging her bets.

- Would you date me
if I break up with Thomas?

- Huh?

- It seems to me that
they're driving each other mad.

- Well, yeah, yeah, he's just
throwing money at her,

I think to keep her
away from him.

- To shut her up?

- He pays for her house,
he pays for her car.

I mean, she doesn't have a job,
and he--

- I thought she was a nurse.

- She was a nurse
in--in California,

but she's not working
right now.

- She's not?

Huh.

Didn't Whitney ask him,

"How much is it gonna cost
to get rid of this girl?"

- All right, so,
if you were to send her off,

how much would you--
would you pay her?

- Five grand.

- Five grand? Come on!
- Ah...

- Why don't you pay her
50 grand, and...

- What?

- And T-Rav's like,
"What? 50 grand?

I'll be--I'll be--tarnation."

- [laughs]

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Sean!

♪ ♪

- I need some on
my lips or eyes.

Holy (BLEEP).

♪ ♪

- [muttering] Like this.

Huh.

♪ ♪

- I gotta get dressed now.

- Will you go make me a drink?

I just need something stiff.

- You always need
something stiff.

- Good joke.
- All right.

Last week,
I was ready to move on,

and I think if it was
not for Ashley's persistence,

we'd be broken up right now.

She feels there's still
a chance

that we can make it,

and I think she has a point.

Little cocktail.
- Yay.

Aww, you're so sweet.
- There you go.

- Nothing I love more
than having a drink.

- I know you probably have
something to wear...

- [gasps softly]
- With your outfit tonight...

but in case you don't,

here's a little
Christmas present.

- [gasps]
Aww, that was so thoughtful.

- It's an acknowledgment...
- Wow.

- That we've had
kind of a bumpy road,

but hopefully things are
gonna start looking...

Quite frankly,

I don't want to waste
my remaining years

looking for a partner,

someone that can
be there for me

through thick and thin,
the highs and the lows.

- Aww.

[gasps]

Oh, my goodness.

That is beautiful.

- You like it?

- I love it.
- Let me see?

[soft music]

- I'm never gonna take it off.

- You wanna put it on?
- Yes, can you?

- I just don't wanna have
any regrets.

I wanna make sure
that I've given this

everything that I have.

There we go.

♪ ♪

- It's a lit - It's a little long.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, it looks silver,
but it's actually white gold.

- Thank you.
- I mean, it's not coordinating

with the red, but...

- Thank you so much.

I'm so special.

How are we doing
with getting ready?

You just have to
button your shirt

and put your bowtie on?
- Put my studs on, yeah.

- I'm gonna steam my dress.

- I'll sit over here.

- It's a mobile steamer.

[slow playful music]

I'llg
your baby mama there.

- And?
You gonna chat with her?

- Well, if I see
my opportunity,

uh, to speak with Kathryn,

I'm--I'm gonna jump at it.

I mean, I wanna be able
to be in the same place

and just feel comfortable.

- Can't we just all get along?

- Well, you tell me.
- [chuckles]

I get along with her well.

She just doesn't like you.
[laughs]

- [sighs]

[stately music]

♪ ♪

- Come in!

Wait, it's a hotel.
[laughter]

I was thinking
it was, like, home.

I'm like, "Oh, wait, my bad."
- [laughs]

Hello.
- Hello.

Getting ready at home
with two kids?

Not--not doable.

- Oh, my God,
you look like royalty.

- That looks so good on you.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- So...
- Dang, girl.

- Oh, thank you, darling.
- Dang, girl!

This looks like
a Dior commercial.

- To be honest, like,
I Googled the sh-- out of,

like, the history
of the white tie,

because this is
my first invitation

to be around Patricia
in five years...

- Mm-hmm.
- And she's always thought

I was a liability to be around.

So, I became obsessed with

understanding
what white tie was,

so that there would be
no room for her to say

she ----ed up.
- Yeah.

- I don't know.

- She needs to get to know you
aside from Thomas too.

- Mm, but she doesn't
care to, clearly.

I mean, she was a single mom

going after a single mom.

Who the (BLEEP) does that?

She believed everything
that Thomas ever told her

about me that was bad,

and she didn't know
anything otherwise,

'cause she didn't get
to know me on her own.

It's just weird.

It's weird that
I'm invited tonight.

- Well, I'm glad you are,
'cause I need your ass there.

- Girl, me too.
I need you there,

'cause I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.

[phone ringing]

- Look at this picture.

Oh, my God, it's so cute.
- [laughs]

It's from when we were
at Key West.

Hello.
- What's up, hot stuff?

- You're damn right.

They're diamond-studded.

- Well, I don't know
how to ballroom dance,

but I can ----ing twerk
my ass off.

- [laughs] I love it.

All right, bye.

- All right, they'll be here

in, like, ten minutes or so.

- Oh, lovely.

I'm always ready on time.
Hm.

- [laughs]

- Coming up...
Thomas and Ashley are here.

Are they together?
Not together?

What's the deal?

- There's a rumor.

- She's pregnant?
- Oh, God.

[bright hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[elegant violin music]

♪ ♪

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- Stacy, I love it.

♪ ♪

- Gosh, I haven't been here
in a long time.

- [gasps]

- Hi, how are you?

- Oh, well--[clears throat]
- Well, there you go.

- There I go.

- I'm anxious.

I don't know
what to anticipate.

- Yeah.
- But I hope we enjoy

the company of our f--

I was gonna say,
"Of our friends,"

but I don't really have
any friends in there. [laughs]

♪ ♪

- You look beautiful.

- Hi...
- Thank you for having me.

- Wow, oh, my gosh.

Thank you.

Hold on, I keep
stepping on this dress.

Wow.
- A string quartet.

- Hi!
- Oh, my God.

- It's so nice to meet you.
- Look at you.

- How's your child doing?
- Hello, Dabba.

He's good.
- Good.

- He's 15 months,
walking and talking.

- Wow.
- His favorite word is "booby."

- No!
- In public.

- [chuckles]
- Oh...

- It's a little Charleston
winter wonderland.

- Hi!
- How are you?

- I'm great.
- Love the dress on you.

- Thank you so much.

♪ ♪

- Come on, baby.
- Come on, baby doll.

- Hello, my darling.
- You look so beautiful.

- Oh, you look gorgeous.

- So pretty.
Hi.

How beautiful.
Oh, my God.

- It's beautiful.
They did a great job.

Amazing.
- Oh, my God.

- You look so freakin' hot.

- And your skinny little waist.
Whatever.

- Careful, or you're gonna
rip my extensions out.

- Look at you,
you don't even look like

you had a baby a year ago.
- Yes, I do.

It's stuffed.

- Hi, honey.

- Thank you for having me.

- Oh, you look fabulous.

- It's like the "Titanic."

♪ ♪

[dramatic strings]

- Well, don't you
look glamorous.

Ava Gardner, 1961.

- Oh! That's exactly
what he was--

That's a compliment,
yes, thank you.

- Squire, evening, how are you?
[both laugh]

- You look very handsome...
- Thank you, Mother.

- If I do say so.

- You look splendid as well.
- Thank you, honey.

- Let's get this party started!

- Oh, my God.

- Ha-ha!
Let's go say hi to the girls.

- Of course he wore that fur.

Hi.
- Hello, darling.

- Hi.

- Honey, seriously?
- What?

- Might be a little revealing,
but, uh...

- It's the new me.
- You look amazing.

- Thank you.

I lost weight.
- Yeah.

- That's what stress
does to you.

- So, what do you have
that has a green thing in it?

- Well, I had them put this
in a glass like this.

- Oh, that's more elegant,
isn't it?

- Muah.
- You look lovely.

- Is Craig here?

- I think he's coming
in a couple of minutes.

I got--I got dropped off,

'cause he brought a friend
with him, so...

- Yeah.
What a friend.

♪ ♪

- So...
Thomas and Ashley are here.

Are they together?
Not together?

What's the deal?

- No, they're very much
together, I think.

Uh, there's a rumor...

[suspenseful music]

An awkward rumor.

- She's pregnant?

- No.
- Oh, God.

- You're barking
up the wrong tree.

You need to go back--
- Go to the opposite tree.

- Opposite direction.

- [gasps]
She's a, um--an escort?

- Yeah.
[all gasp]

- Politically correct term.
Cameran, I love it.

- [laughs]
- What did she say?

- It's a rumor.
I don't know, I don't know.

- Who said that?
- Did you hear it too?

- No.
Wait, who started this rumor?

- It's--it was, you know,
like, my family friend

from Santa Barbara, but...

- I don't--y'all...

- I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Look at this guy,
Buddy Holly.

Get over here.

Quit looking at my wife,
you rascal.

I would've never let her
worn that outfit.

- Is she available?
- (BLEEP) you, mother--

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

Apparently she is.

- Where is, um, Craig

and Shep and all those guys?

- Perfect.

All right.

Let's go make a scene.

- Voila!
Speak of the devil.

- Best looking guy in town.

- Are you guys just
greeting everyone?

- Just you.

- Are you holding in
your belly?

Have you eaten this week?

[both laugh]

- How are you, fella?
Good to see you.

[both chuckle]

- Awkward kisses.
It's all good.

- Did they put fake snow
on the stairs?

Wow.

[indistinct chatter]

- Look at us.
- Thank you, fine sir.

- Up, up.

- Chels, how's my hair?
- Perfect.

Yeah, it looks really good.

- Is that snow?
No.

Oh, it's bubbles.
- It's bubbles.

That's like
Michael Jackson's monkey.

[chuckles] That was
the name of his monkey.

- No, I know.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Nice.

- Oh, my word.

[jazzy music]

- So, wait, are y'all,
like, a date-date,

or, like--what kind of
date is this?

- It's a date event.

- Okay.

- We went to college together.
- So you know each other.

- We like to be mysterious.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, I'll shut up.

♪ ♪

- Oh.
- [chuckles]

- Um...who's that?

[slow symphonic music]

- Oh, no, no, please.
- What up?

- Is that Kathryn?

- Hello, I'm so important.

- Darling.

- That's Kathryn.
I didn't even recognize her.

- Did you feel the pad?

Is it even?

- [laughs]

- Lost my train of thought.

So, what was I talking about?

- I'm taking off
these gloves...

- Stop it, stop it.
- I feel ridiculous--

[laughter, chatter]

- [bleep] [laughs]

- So, the redhead walked in.

- I'm gonna be very
"My Fair Lady."

[British accent]
Hello there.

- Yes, yes.
You shall, you shall.

- I have had
enough people tell me

how Kathryn has really
redeemed herself,

and I would just like
to see for myself.

I don't wanna think of it
as a test,

but...

- I wanna go up to Patricia
and thank her, though.

- Uh, well, don't do it yet.

Like, let everything
sort of settle...

- Yeah, let it settle, yeah.

- Let everybody say hello,
and all that.

- Well, I'm certainly
not going to her.

[solemn music]

- Coming up...
- Thomas...

- Will you stop right now?
Are you about to say that?

- What am I about to say?

- What?

- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- You look absolutely stunning.
- Thank you, you too.

- I love the dress.
- You too.

- I missed you.
- Thanks.

- Darling.

Oh, my God, how did
you get thin so fast?

- Breastfeeding.
- [groans]

Well, I would rather
have had a root canal.

[laughs]

- Let's mingle.
Let's "fla-mingle."

- Okay, mingle.

Are you gonna be okay?
- Yeah, of course.

I'm always good.
- Muah.

- Happy holidays.
- You look wonderful.

- You look wonderful too.
- Oh, white gloves?

You are Cruella de Vil

in every sense of the word.

- I don't know, was that
the right thing to say?

- No.

- How are you?
- How have you been?

- Craig brought a date?

- There he is.
- Good evening, sir.

- Well done.
- How are you?

- Thank you, gentlemen.
How are we doing?

- The measure's a little short.
Who measured you?

- Uh-oh.
- [laughs]

- It's--it's tough.

- Are the kids doing
all right with it?

- As we say, it's not
our relationship ending,

our relationship
is just transforming

into something different.

We're doing our best.

- Now next stop: boyfriend.
- [laughs]

I've got three little boys
that are like, "Mommy!"

Like, I'm good. [chuckles]

- So, we're getting ready
to go eat.

- There's Patricia.
- You look great in tail.

Do you know how to sit down
in them?

- This--no, this is
my first foray into tails.

I'm gonna tell you.
- You take them like this,

and you go--[imitates whoosh]
and then you sit down.

- So, like, push them out
and then sit?

- Yep. Yep.

- Let's go sit.
We have assigned seating.

- Oh, this should be good.

- Where are you?
Let's see.

- I have no idea.
I haven't even looked.

- Wait, do we know
where everyone's sitting?

- You're right there.
- Nice.

You're at the grown-up table.

Cameran, you know Sean,
don't you?

- Yes.

- Who did Craig bring?
Do you know her?

Literally, I've never
seen her in my life.

[playful symphonic music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, Bessy!

- Hey.
- Hello.

- T-mas.
- Hey, hi.

- Kathryn, darling?
- Hello there.

- I do declare,
this is your seat.

- Hello. Hello.
- [chuckles]

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

However...

fixing my lipstick
was, like, a problem.

- You take your gloves off
at dinner anyways, so...

- Oh, that's right,
finger by finger.

I Googled this sh--.

- That's exactly
how it's supposed to be done.

- Give me those.

- It's just gonna be,
like, orange.

Ha, thank you, keep those,
I don't need them.

- [imitates sneeze]

- Oh, are we getting served?
- Thank you.

- Chicken.
Bam.

- Merci.
- Oh, thank you.

- Let's FaceTime Jason
right now.

[line trilling]

- Hey, there's Elvis.
Hey, Elvis.

- We're saving each other,
Jason.

You are sorely missed.

- Tell him I said hi!

- All right, man,
see you later.

- Bye.

[tense music]

- Kathryn is the one
over there in the tiara.

♪ ♪

- They're staring at me,
by the way.

- Who is?

- Patricia and them.
Ha, it's kind of funny,

- Where are they sitting?
Right behind us?

♪ ♪

Oh.

- With who?
- She knows it's coming.

- It's fine.
No, I have to talk to her.

I'm gonna go thank her
for inviting me...

- Do it.

- Because that's the
appropriate thing to do.

♪ ♪

I will say,
Patricia's intimidating.

She has this statuesque, like,

really good
resting bitch face,

so you can't read her.

♪ ♪

- You don't have to cut my food.
Thank you, though.

- You can't eat it.

- Your date needs to feed you.

- Start with that,
see if you like it.

- Thank you, I appreciate it.

- I'm freezing.
I'm gonna grab my coat.

- Ah...

- Standing for the lady.
- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- So, are you going
to talk to Naomie?

- Later.

I need a few of these
first, Cam.

- Kay.

- When was the last time
you've seen Kathryn?

Or talked to her?

- When we went to
Key West, maybe?

- Oh, my God,
was that a year ago?

- Yeah, I guess--yeah, a year.
- Wow.

- We don't have
any contact or anything.

So, do you and Kathryn
get along?

I'm dying to know,

because that's what's best
for the kids, you know?

- No, and I started
to burn that bridge.

- Oh, you did?

♪ ♪

- I can't believe
J. Snow's here.

That's so funny.
- Who?

- Jennifer Snowden.
My bad.

I haven't talked to her

since I saw her
in the deposition,

where I was across from
Thomas and his lawyer;

I sat with my lawyer;
and she talked.

You know, then I wanted to vomit

at the disgusting--yeah.

- You're accusing me of
my loyalties shifting,

and you're incorrect.

- It did, because what happened
just a few months ago?

- What happened a month ago?

- That I was subpoenaed
to testify?

- Yes, and you did not
tell the truth about me.

- Are you insinuating
that I lied under oath?

- Perhaps I am.
- [scoffs]

[tense tone]

- You think
y'all are gonna talk?

- Hell no.

She deserves
no acknowledgment from me.

- She's so delusional.
You know what she says?

"I don't think about you.
I don't talk about you."

- But apparently she does.
- But you know what I wanna say?

Yes. I wanna say,
"Every night, you go to bed

"and you lay your head in your
pillow and you think about

how Ashley Jacobs is winning."

- I don't know what to say.
- Yeah, you know what I mean?

- [laughing] I mean,
I don't know what to say.

♪ ♪

- Shut up.
- I swear to God.

- What?

- Oh, yeah, I heard that.
- Stop it.

- Regardless, I heard it
from several people,

and I ----ing believe it,

so that's all.

- How much do you make
to do that?

- [chuckles]
- All right now.

- Hey, I'm a businesswoman now.
- Pay it.

All right?

[jazzy music]

- Plus, I don't wanna
go to the bathroom.

Is that okay?
- Okay, yeah.

- Well, I'm gonna
talk to Thomas.

- Can I just point out
that Craig's date

didn't know to take her
----ing gloves off for dinner?

- [laughs]
- I just wanna point that out.

- Wait, who?
- Craig's date.

- [laughs]

We're fine.
- I'm fine!

Agh!
- [laughs]

[slow hip-hop music]

- So, Ashley was telling me

that she and Kathryn
didn't go well.

- You know, I think sometimes,

she lacks some diplomacy.
- Really? Oh, Ashley does?

Well, maybe it's like,
she's not from the South.

I don't know.

- Thomas?
- Yeah?

- Okay, so, I'm sitting
over here at dinner,

and a couple of ladies
start talking,

and they're like,
"Well, we heard"--

and it's all hearsay.

- Will you stop right now?
Are you about to say that?

- What am I about to say?

- About--about Ashley
Are you about to say that?

- What?

- I mean, you know,
women can be nasty,

you know, but they're like,

"I think Ashley is,
like, an escort."

[dramatic tone]

- Well, that's not true, no.

It's absurd.

- She moved here
to be with Thomas.

I think that is
some hearsay sh--.

That's not fair.

[tense music]

- Coming up...
- Okay.

Okay, okay...
- Are you okay?

- Oh, God.
- Okay.

- Can I tell you something?

- Can I tell you something?
- What?

- So, women can be nasty,
you know,

but they're like,

"I think that Ashley
is, like, an escort."

[tense music]

- Well, that's not true.

- First of all,
she has a career,

unlike many other people
around here.

She moved here
to be with Thomas.

- I know that. I know that.
- But I think that's a very...

- Incendiary ----ing log to drop
on someone you don't even know.

And that is some hearsay sh--.

That's not fair.

- It's absurd.

- Do you think
that I'm a nurse?

- Um, I--I have no idea.

- No, I wanna ask you.
- How would I know?

I've never seen
you do anything

other than spend his money.

- I'm sorry, that's insulting.

- Agreed, agreed.

- Why am I being insulting?

- You just accused her
of being a hooker.

- No, I did not!
I was talking to Thomas,

and y'all two walked over here,

and I was trying to relay
that I had heard, like--

- Of her being a hooker.
- Thank you, Jennifer.

- I don't need to speak to you
about anything.

- He was trying to convey
what was being said.

- What's being said?
- Nothing. Nothing.

So irrelevant.
It doesn't matter.

- What's being said?
What's being said?

- If there was
a rumor circulating

that my girlfriend
was an escort,

I would hope that
one of my friends

would come and tell me.

- They're not having
a very good conversation.

- That's so ----ing rude.

I'd love for someone to say
that about his goddamn sister.

♪ ♪

- Jennifer, bite your
goddamn tongue.

You speak about
my ----ing sister?

- Don't talk about
someone else's sister.

- Good Lord.

- That's interesting.
- What?

- Thomas, Ashley...

Jennifer Snowden.

- People like you, Austen...

- I don't know if you're
a ----ing nurse or not.

- Here you ----ing go.
Here you go.

Take your hands...

- Ashley--Ashley...
- Here, here, here.

Here, read, read.
- Ashley--Ashley--Ashley...

Don't come at me,
neither of you.

Jennifer, where do you
even fit into all this?

No idea.

- What is--
Ashley's showing this card?

What's the card?
- I don't know.

- She's very--she's very
emotional about it.

- What do you do here
in Charleston?

- I don't have
my nursing license.

- He's like, "He's happier
when she's not here"...

- The girlfriend?
- And I was like--

- The maybe nurse person?
- Yeah.

So, we're like,
"What's going on?"

He got Kathryn pregnant twice.

Yeah, and he still left her,
and he won't leave this girl,

so we're like, "What the hell
does she have on him?"

- This says "California."
- I said, "I don't know."

- This does not say
"South Carolina."

I need a South Carolina

to work in South Carolina, okay?

- I understand that,
but where is that?

- It's in the process.

- Good.
- It's called a process.

- I don't know why you
couldn't talk to me about

like a human.

- You don't wanna believe it.

That's why I'm not
gonna reason with you.

There's no reasoning with you.

[tense music]

- No, you stop.
You're drunk.

- If you're drunk--
no, I get that.

- She brought
my sister into it.

I almost ----ing punched her
in the face.

- Wait, wait, wait,
what happened?

- Ugh.

- I can't believe
you didn't have my back.

- I did. I was sitting there
explaining to him,

but I didn't wanna
go down that route.

Why get down in the sh--?

- You know it's a party that's
not going well in your favor

if everyone's talking about
how you're a hooker.

- Like, (BLEEP) that girl.
(BLEEP that girl.

- Cheers.

- I've been afraid
to approach you,

because I don't want
you to feel like

I'm trying to hit on you.

- [laughs]
- What does that mean?

- I want you to feel safe.

I'm not gonna--
- 'Cause she's a hooker.

- When I--when I
flattered your ego,

and I stroked your ego,

and I said, "If Thomas and I
don't work out, wink, wink"...

- Shep said that
you had said something,

and I was like,
"She said it to me too."

- And I said it to his dad.

- She thinks I attacked her.

And--and I was just
giving her facts,

and I was like, "Look,
no one's calling you a hooker,

or anything like that"--
- "Our whole table was,

but other than that, no one's
calling you a hooker."

- I said, "I wasn't."
- Everyone else on the floor.

Wait, look at Craig
try to make it better.

- He took it the wrong way,
and he tells Thomas,

and says, "Ashley's, like--

was trying to, like, hit on me."
- Oh, okay.

- You're not my backup plan
if Thomas and I don't work out.

I'm not Kathryn.

- We gotta look out
for our boys.

- I'm not Kathryn.

I don't break up with Thomas

and then (BLEEP)
every one of his friends, okay?

So you had me mistaken
with Kathryn.

- The factors are
that you're not working,

you're spending
a lot of his money,

and he's paying for everything,

and then you said that
you would date Shep or I

if we were older.

So, obviously, as guys,
it's guy code to be like,

"T, are you sure this girl
has the right priorities?

- I see what you guys
are spinning.

♪ ♪

[smooth music]

- Okay.

- What's the deal with Kathryn?

I invited her tonight,

which is more
than I usually do.

- Shall we dance, darling?

- Dance?
Oh, Lord.

- I have yet to be thanked
or acknowledged,

which is fine.

- Well, that and a quarter.

[both laugh]

- Come on!
- I really can't dance.

- Awesome.
- Sure you can.

- I really, really,
really can't.

- Hi, Chelsea.
- We're gonna dance.

- Where's your partner?

- I'm gonna follow you, 'cause
I don't know what I'm doing.

- Yes!
- [screams]

[lively music]

You're quite aggressive.

- Back and--and dip.
And dip.

Yeah.
[laughs]

[both chuckling]

- Oh, my God, what's happening?

- Ahh! [laughs]

- I have to talk to Patricia.
What should I say?

- Oh, just be very contrite...

- I'm so nervous, Shep,
I'm not gonna lie.

- And say,
"Thank you for having me.

"I don't wanna bother you.

"And this is a lovely party.

"And--

and it's so much better
than two years ago."

[chuckles]
Like, little compliments.

- Okay.

After five years of exiling me,
blacklisting me,

and, like,
painted me as a psycho,

like...

where the (BLEEP) do you
pick up the conversation?

- She's a scandal.

She doesn't have
a proper education.

I don't know anybody

that's ever had to have
one paternity test,

and you've had to have two.

She's nothing but
a shameless strumpet.

- Do I--is she
supposed to get up

and us hug, kiss, shake hands?

I didn't Google etiquette.

I Googled clothes.
[laughs]

Oh, sh--.

- Hey. [chuckles]

- Okay. Okay.

Okay.
- Are you--oh, God, okay.

[dramatic music pounds]

- Coming up...
- Hey.

Can I talk to you for a second?

What's wrong?
- No.

- I have to talk to Patricia.

- I have to talk to Patricia.
What should I say?

- Oh...

- I'm so nervous, Shep,
I'm not gonna lie.

- Then say,
"Thank you for having me.

"I don't wanna bother you.

And it's so much better
than two years ago."

[chuckles]
Like, little compliments.

- Okay.

- Hey. [chuckles]

- Okay. Okay.

Okay.
- Are you--oh, God, okay.

- Hi, Patricia, how are you?
- Kathryn.

- I just wanna thank you
for inviting me.

It means a lot to me
that you included me.

It's been a while since
I've seen you or talked to you,

but I really want you to know

how much I appreciate
the invitation.

And it's a beautiful evening.
You look lovely.

Absolutely lovely.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
As do you.

♪ ♪

Thank you for telling me.

[solemn music]

- Thank you.
- Have a seat.

- Are you not staying?
- No, I'll stay.

♪ ♪

- You see what's going on?
You see what's going on?

Kathryn and Patricia.

It's all happening!
- I can't watch.

- I really want you to know,
I'm serious when I say

that I appreciate it...

- Thank you,
I'm glad to hear that.

- To give me a chance at,
you know,

I guess being acceptable,
not being crazy,

'cause I am very different

than I was five years ago now,
you know?

[tense dynamic music]

- Thomas, stop!

Thomas, seriously!
Thomas, stop!

I'm not letting you leave me!

Oh, my God, Thomas!
Stop!

♪ ♪

- It's been five years.

- Right.
Five years, exactly.

So...

- Kathryn and Patricia
are talking.

Your mom and Kathryn
are talking right now.

- It's a bit jarring
seeing Mom and Kathryn talk.

It's like--like
seeing the mailman

shaking hands with
a Doberman Pinscher, you know?

It's just like, finally these
enemies have come together.

[chuckles]

- Well, Thomas said
you were doing well,

having a good time
with the babies.

- Yeah.

I have a job now,
so I have structure in my life.

It's been nice.

It's definitely difficult
right now,

but they bring me so much joy.

[jazzy music playing]

- Tell me about your job.

- Well, I work at Gwynn's.

- Well, you always
liked clothes.

You always wore them well.
- Right. Thank you.

- My pleasure.
- It means a lot, you know?

- I mean, I get on my soapbox

about women having careers...
- Right.

- And I think
it's so important.

- It really is.
It really, really is.

- It gives you
a sense of accomplishment,

no matter what happens in life.

- I'll be honest with you,

when I got the invitation,
and it said "white tie,"

I had to Google it,
and I actually--

- I'm glad you did,

because you dressed the way
that one should for white tie.

- Well, I tried my best.

But I, like, researched
the history, ended up--

- Thomas?
- Oh, man.

- Now Thomas and Kathryn
are over there talking.

- Yeah, I don't want him
over there.

I'm gonna go take him away.
- What do you want?

Name one song.
- Come talk to me.

- Okay.
- [murmuring] right here.

- Hi, Snow-Snow.

- How are you, honey?
- I'm awesome.

Lovely party.

- I'm sorry,
I don't mean to interrupt.

I'm gonna excuse myself
from the table.

It was good to speak
with you, though.

- Thank you.
Thank you, Kathryn.

♪ ♪

I'm pleasantly surprised.

I find her gracious, charming,

and I'm impressed
by her demeanor.

I just feel a liking for her.

It's genuine.

- How'd it go?

- I was, like, just
totally myself with her.

I was like, "Listen, when I saw
the white tie thing,

I Googled it, 'cause I had
no idea what to do."

And she said, "I appreciate
that you did that."

- That's the Kathryn
I really like...

- I made the effort.
- That's the Kathryn I love.

- Oh, and she complimented me.
- She did?

- She said,
"You wore the right thing,"

'cause we're supposed
to show, like...

décolletage,
or something like that,

which is, like, this area.

I--I mean, I really did
research this stuff.

She acknowledged it, and that's
what I really wanted, though,

for her to realize, like,
I respected it--her enough.

Yeah.
- I'm happy.

- I'm at peace with things,
you know?

I feel like I can finally
move forward.

- You don't have one person

in this whole goddamn
Hibernian Hall

that has anything against you.

- Actually I do.

[tense tone]

- Oh--oh, yeah, yeah,
let's not...

My date.

My wonderfully demure--
- I'm just so...

- My demure and well-behaved

and wonderful date.

[light music]

- Cross that around.

Oh, that was a good one.
- Yeah.

- That was a good one.
[glasses clink]

There we go.

- You've secretly always been
the one I wanted.

[screams, laughs]

- I wanna know
everything, y'all.

- Come sit here.
Come sit.

- Well, basically,

her face is beautiful up-close.

- I--I know this.
- I will say, good work.

- Craig!
- Hey.

Can I talk to you for a second?

What's wrong?
- Nothing.

I'm just living my life.
I'm good.

- I obviously
know you very well.

I know that you're not okay,

and wanted to apologize
for some things

that I did in our relationship,

and give you the closure
that you needed.

So, when you're
ready to talk...

Honestly.

- You're not acting
very mature.

- This is the moment
that I have been waiting for:

Craig to admit that I'm not
the only problem in this.

But he picks the one night

that it stops mattering to me.

- Look...

I'm sorry for everything
that happened.

- Go away.

[tense music]

- Okay.
I'm sorry.

I just--

I hope--I hope you're--
whatever.

[slow somber music]

♪ ♪

That went well.

♪ ♪

[lively music]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Let's go act rich.

- [laughs]

- [laughs]

- There's no craziness
going on,

but maybe I missed something.

- I'm gonna go smoke
a cigarette if you wanna join.

- I'm fine, thank you, though.
See you out there.

[solemn dramatic music]

- Um, Danni!
- Even you were pregnant.

That doesn't count.
You were pregnant.

- I'll be right back.

- Ashley, are you okay?

- Yeah, I wanted to speak
with Kathryn.

- Don't fall, don't fall.

♪ ♪

- Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, it's freezing.

♪ ♪

Is it all right if I join you?

- I would love that,

because I feel as if
there's a clear--

- I didn't--I didn't
wanna talk upstairs

in front of everybody,

'cause it gets me charged.

- Right.

[suspenseful music]

So, you know, I just--

I've resolved my issues
with everyone in this room,

even Patricia now,

and I'm in a really good place,

and I'd like to understand
where it is you're coming from,

because I have no clue
where you're coming from.

- And I'd like to begin by--

I'd like to start
the conversation

by apologizing to you.

That conversation
in Hilton Head got heated,

and I'd like to apologize
for my part in it.

- Like, clearly I have no idea,
like, where your head's at.

Like, one minute, you're
telling me you respect me.

The next minute,
you're telling me

that I'm a terrible--
absolutely terrible person,

mother, everything.

You've reached--
you crossed the line

in so many ways that night.

- Don't--don't deflect.
- It's--deflecting what?

What am I deflecting?
I own everything that I am.

- Who you are.

Let's not forget.

♪ ♪

- Don't forget what?

- Don't forget your kids
were taken away from you.

Don't forget that.

- I don't think I could
ever forget that, Ashley,

because I'm the mother that--
- Don't forget that.

And someday, your children
are gonna wanna know why.

- I'm fine with that.
I own that, because I--

- To let them know.
That's not my--

- Dude, don't cut me off.
Shut up and listen.

- Chill out.
- No, because all you do--

- Calm down.
I'm just trying to--

- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- Wow, look at you.

Bravo.

Pre--pre--I'm impressed.
- What are you impressed by?

- There's the girl that
I heard so much about.

There she is.
There she is.

- All you are is a gold digger.

No one ----ing likes you,
including your boyfriend.

♪ ♪

Sorry.
- Yeah, you know that, huh?

- I do.

- Well, guess what,
I'm not going anywhere.

- It's all in your head.

- Girlfriend,
I ain't going anywhere,

so get used to this, okay?

I am the best thing
that ever happened to him,

and he's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

- Why is he miserable then?
Why is he depressed?

- And how do you know that?
- 'Cause we talked.

- Are you kidding me?
- We talk about you.

- You should see his face
when you text.

It's like, "[bleep] [bleep]
[bleep] [bleep]

I've gotta deal with her."
He's so stressed.

Whenever you call,
it's like, he's stressed...

- You're boring me.

- I'm stressed.
- You're boring me.

- My boyfriend can't
stand you, okay?

- That's not true.
We talk all the time...

- He can't--he can't stand you.

I have to hear about this
all the time...

- Oh, my God,
you're kinda freaking me out.

- Don't--just be careful--
just be careful,

'cause I know
a lot of information.

- You're threatening me?
- Yeah, I am.

[tense music]

- My boyfriend can't stand you.

I have to hear about this
all the time...

- Oh, my God,
you're kinda freaking me out.

- Just be careful--
just be careful,

'cause I know
a lot of information.

- You're threatening me?
- Yeah, I am.

[dramatic tone]

There you go.

- Honestly, you are psychotic.

- I don't really care.

- You need to back
the (BLEEP) up,

realize my place, respect it,

and (BLEEP) off.
- That's why, Kathryn.

I've got the life
that you want.

That's why you're
so threatened.

- [scoffs]

♪ ♪

- God bless you.

- Peace.

- Hello.
- What is going on?

- She's saying that you talk
sh-- about me to her.

- No.
- Yeah.

- That's ----ing insane.

- She says that
you talk badly about me...

- No, I don't, I don't...
- And our relationship.

- I do not.
- She's nasty.

- Let's just stop.
- What happened?

- I have no idea,
to be quite honest,

because she'd just talk,
talk, talk, talk, talk.

- She's saying that all you do
with our relationship...

- I just don't even know.

She's like, "We're happy
and we hate you"

and blah-lah-blah.
- "We hate you"?

- Honestly, I just don't--
- It's not even worth it.

- I'm calm.

- All right, let's just go.
Come on.

[solemn music]

- Thomas?
- Yeah?

- Please come here.
- What?

- Thomas, Thomas.

- Your girlfriend is
a ----ing psycho.

Okay?
- Right.

- Come on, Thomas,
don't be a pussy.

- You do.

That is ----ing scary.

♪ ♪

And be safe.

- Come on, Thomas, speak up
and say I'm not going anywhere.

Tell her how great our
relationship is, come on.

- We're not talking about you.

- I'm just having
a conversation with her.

- I thought you wanted to go.

- Please go away, honestly.
- No, I'll be right there.

- Have a little respect
and go away.

- Okay.
Is somebody else talking?

God, I hear, like,
somebody else talking.

Let's go.
Have my back here.

- I can't even.
I think you need help.

- I know she's your baby mama.
- You need help. Go away.

- Come on.
Baby Mama, stay out of it.

Go to find someone else
to go screw.

[tense music]

- I think I need to go.
This is out of control.

- Clearly, but I just want you

to see how she treats me.

I know you're in a hard spot,
and you gotta go,

'cause she's seriously scary,

and she probably
scares you too, but wow.

- Thomas, I'm waiting
right here.

- I will not accept her being
♪ ♪ around our children again.

Be careful, if she threatened
me, she'll threaten you.

♪ ♪

- Come on, I wanna save you.

I tried, I did.

- She's gonna save him.

Wow.

- All right,
let's get out of here.

- Let's just give each other
a hug, you know,

because everybody thinks
we're breaking up.

- She must be very flexible
to have her foot in her mouth

and her head up her ass
at the same time.

But, like, wow.

- I've done--I--I just, like--

[sighs]

Like, I just wanna say
to her one thing.

I just wanna say,
"Listen, you've crossed a line.

"If you (BLEEP) with me,

wait and see
how long you're around."

- I just want you to know
I really did go in,

hoping, you know,
that it could be better.

- I missed all of it.
- Oh...

- Listen, I just wanna say this,
since I have a moment.

Look me in the eye.

I want you to know,
you've crossed a line,

and as a mother, (BLEEP) you.

- Kathryn--
- (BLEEP) you.

- I hope someday
we can be cool.

- We'll never be cool, 'cause
you'll be gone in a week.

♪ ♪

- Work on being
the best mom you can be,

and that's not a good example.
- I am the best mom.

- Is that how you want
your kids to see you?

- You know what, don't
ever come around me again.

- What, are you gonna hit me?
- I don't hit people.

- Get out of my face.
- I won't get out of your face,

'cause you need to hear me
and stop interrupting me.

- I am hearing you.

- No.
- It's, like, just messed up.

- You are such a child.
- No, you're the child.

- You literally come
in my life--

- You're very angry.
- Shut up.

- You're very angry.
- Shut the (BLEEP) up.

- [shushes]
- No, I'm--

like, honestly,
I'm trying to yell at you,

because you don't hear anyone
but yourself.

- I was trying to
make things better.

- Shut the (BLEEP) up then.

- I was trying to
make things better.

- Do not ever come around
me or my children again.

- Good luck with that.

[dramatic music swells]

- You ----ed with the wrong
person and the wrong family.

- You're not a family.

- We are a family.
- No, you're a baby mama.

Go. Bye.
- Hey, that's enough, come on.

- Thomas...

- You're nothing
but an egg donor.

Okay, get the (BLEEP)
away from me.

Keep walking. Why are
you still standing here?

- This is my ----ing town.
- Bye. Bye.

- Bitch. (BLEEP) you.
I'm not going anywhere.

- All right...
- (BLEEP) you.

- Good knowing ya.
Muah, God bless you.

- Peace, bitch.

- You'll be in
my prayers tonight.

- Pray for yourself,
you ----ing (BLEEP).

♪ ♪

----ing psycho.

♪ ♪

[soft ambient music]

♪ ♪

[club music]

♪ ♪

[gentle electronic music]

♪ ♪

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