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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:02,600 - Previously 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:03,166 - Previously on "Southern Charm"... 3 00:00:05,100 --> 00:00:06,667 - Craig! 4 00:00:06,667 --> 00:00:08,400 - As the gang was enjoying the island breezes 5 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,433 on Hilton Head, unbeknownst to them, 6 00:00:10,433 --> 00:00:13,433 a hurricane was about to make landfall. 7 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:15,300 - You want to be invited to something right now 8 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:16,700 and you're gonna talk to me that way? 9 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:18,500 - Well, I already know I'm not invited. 10 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:19,767 - Okay, so why'd you ask? Are you trying 11 00:00:19,767 --> 00:00:21,300 to start something with me? 12 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,266 - I kissed her ass. I kissed her ass. 13 00:00:23,266 --> 00:00:24,700 I kissed her ass. 14 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:27,300 I am done kissing her ass. [sniffs] 15 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,533 Done. 16 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,400 - She just owes Kathryn an apology. 17 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:32,633 - No, she thinks-- she owes me 18 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:34,533 going away and never returning. 19 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,133 I swear-- 20 00:00:36,133 --> 00:00:37,533 It will be a legal situation. 21 00:00:37,533 --> 00:00:39,166 - [coughs] 22 00:00:40,367 --> 00:00:42,467 - And even though the next day seemed to be smooth sailing. 23 00:00:42,467 --> 00:00:44,166 - I got one. I got one. 24 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,700 - You got something? 25 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,533 Craig, you've hit rock bottom. 26 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:50,300 - Ashley just couldn't stop rocking the boat. 27 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,133 - Who's the boss? 28 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,467 - I am. - Okay. 29 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,734 - [groans] - Good chat. 30 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:57,467 - Oh, my gosh. 31 00:00:57,467 --> 00:01:00,600 I ----ing hate her. 32 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,166 - But turns out it was a chilly ride earlier 33 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,066 in the day that threatened to capsize 34 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,600 Austen's relationship with Victoria. 35 00:01:13,467 --> 00:01:15,567 - She did not kiss my shoulder, I promise you that. 36 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,734 - Stop it. 37 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,133 - Do you want this to end like this? 38 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,600 - Are you serious? 39 00:01:27,734 --> 00:01:29,100 - Hello? 40 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,300 - ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪ 41 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,734 [pensive music] 42 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:36,367 - Victoria. 43 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:38,200 Hello? 44 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,333 [groans] 45 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:42,166 Oh, my God. 46 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:43,600 - Is the hot tub on? 47 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,033 I kinda want to go jump in. 48 00:01:45,033 --> 00:01:46,734 - I wouldn't mind. If you're going. 49 00:01:46,734 --> 00:01:48,433 Whitney, please come. 50 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,367 - Why don't you go get in there with your new friends? 51 00:01:50,367 --> 00:01:51,767 [laughter] 52 00:01:51,767 --> 00:01:53,033 - Shut up. 53 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:54,367 - I'm gonna... 54 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:57,500 - Let's just go anywhere. - Anywhere, okay. 55 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,100 - [sighs] 56 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,266 - Well, what a night. 57 00:02:01,266 --> 00:02:02,367 - Good night, girls. 58 00:02:02,367 --> 00:02:03,667 - Chels. - Hey. 59 00:02:03,667 --> 00:02:05,533 - We should go, uh, talk. 60 00:02:05,533 --> 00:02:09,100 Just real quick. - All right. 61 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:11,400 - No, I just... 62 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,266 you know, Victoria, she sees Naomie's Instagram story 63 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:17,100 and she was like, "I-I just don't understand 64 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,667 "why, like, she's holding your arm 65 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:20,467 and kissing your shoulder." 66 00:02:20,467 --> 00:02:22,100 - Kissing you shoulder? - When nothing... 67 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,400 I was like, "You need to trust me. 68 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,600 You and I are gonna date." 69 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,233 - Well, I don't want to say, like, 70 00:02:26,233 --> 00:02:27,533 "You have to choose our friendship 71 00:02:27,533 --> 00:02:29,533 over, like, someone that you're dating." 72 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:31,400 But it is kind of that way. 73 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,400 And that, like, I can't be as involved 74 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,667 in your life when you're dating a friend of mine. 75 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,200 - But it's not you. 76 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,533 I think that if you were like, 77 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:42,000 "Austen, I can't be around y'all 78 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,033 "because I want you back, 79 00:02:45,033 --> 00:02:47,567 and it hurts me for you to be with her," 80 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,033 then that would be different, 81 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:51,567 but that's not what's happening. 82 00:02:51,567 --> 00:02:53,033 - But what do you do? 83 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:55,333 - I don't--I don't know. 84 00:02:57,166 --> 00:03:00,133 [upbeat lounge music] 85 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:07,200 ♪ ♪ 86 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,100 - [groans] 87 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:20,367 - Dang, girl. 88 00:03:22,033 --> 00:03:24,166 - [laughing] 89 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:25,667 Wake up, please. 90 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:27,600 There's chocolate in the bed. 91 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,066 - How? This--[scoffs] 92 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh, God. 93 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,600 - I don't know. 94 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,166 You look hot. 95 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:37,066 Other than the chocolate that's on your face. 96 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,200 - [giggling] 97 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,333 - Hey, you're up. 98 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:48,300 - Um, let's get the (BLEEP) out of here, please. 99 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,000 - Shep is barely up. 100 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:53,300 - No. That's hot, bro. 101 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,734 [laughing] 102 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,367 I'm leaving. The bus is leaving. 103 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,567 - Nice. 104 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,400 - Hell of a trip, brother. Hell of a trip. 105 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,734 - Whoosh. - [mock screams] 106 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:07,367 - Naomie! - Was that Craig? 107 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:08,633 [laughter] - Mother ----er. 108 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:10,333 - Was that yelling--was that-- 109 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,600 - Pull your drawers up. 110 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,100 Your pecker's about to come out. 111 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:14,433 And button 'em. 112 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:15,767 - I thought my dream 113 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:17,767 that I had a girlfriend again was true. 114 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:20,266 But it was just a dream. 115 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:23,633 - No. - [laughing] 116 00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:26,467 - God. - That's depressing. 117 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,066 - Gentlemen, ladies. 118 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:29,633 - See y'all later. - Bye. 119 00:04:29,633 --> 00:04:32,233 - Thanks for the trip, dude. This was awesome. 120 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:34,767 - Gonna see Mom. - Bye, Shep. Drive safe. 121 00:04:34,767 --> 00:04:37,266 - I hate goodbyes. [mock weeps] 122 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,367 - Chels, I love yah. 123 00:04:41,367 --> 00:04:42,767 - Love you too. - Let's go. 124 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:44,200 - All right, bye. - Bye. 125 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,467 - Bye. - Bye. 126 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:48,000 - On the way out we'll go right by, like, 127 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,600 where I used to live. 128 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,734 So I kind of just want to do like, a little drive-by 129 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:53,266 and just see what it's like. - Okay. 130 00:04:53,266 --> 00:04:56,367 - I mean, it's been 25 years. 131 00:04:56,367 --> 00:04:58,500 - Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. - All right, let's go. 132 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,266 - Kay. 133 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,467 [pensive music] 134 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,133 - [indistinct] 135 00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:05,333 ♪ ♪ 136 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,367 - [sighs] 137 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:09,633 I need to get out of here. 138 00:05:09,633 --> 00:05:11,600 - Yeah. - Like... 139 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,066 If I seem anxious it's 'cause 140 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:15,667 I wanna go home. 141 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,667 Did we get our stuff back from Austen? 142 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:21,667 I don't want to leave without your aftershave and socks. 143 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:24,533 - Where's his friend? - I have no clue. 144 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,266 - Austen! - I haven't even been upstairs. 145 00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:30,400 Austen! 146 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,300 - Austen? 147 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:36,033 Austen? - Oh, my gosh. He's not here? 148 00:05:36,033 --> 00:05:37,300 - I don't see him. 149 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,633 - Is everyone gone? 150 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:40,266 - Anybody here? 151 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:43,033 - Feel like-- seriously, everyone's gone? 152 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:47,667 - Right after those flowers. 153 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,567 Thanks dude. - You're welcome. 154 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,266 - No. 155 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:57,266 Hey, dogs. - There you are. 156 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:59,033 - Hey, how are you? - Hey, sweetie. 157 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,567 How are you? - Good to see you. 158 00:06:00,567 --> 00:06:02,400 Good to see you. - What's up? 159 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,300 - [mumbles] - Ooh. 160 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,367 - I gathered stuff because I knew you didn't have very long. 161 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,133 - I'm so hungry. - Good. 162 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:09,433 - What's going on? 163 00:06:09,433 --> 00:06:11,266 - Not too much. - Happy to be back 164 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:13,200 and on the island? - Yeah. 165 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,433 I certainly wouldn't want to be up-- 166 00:06:14,433 --> 00:06:17,033 you know, in that cold climate, so... 167 00:06:17,033 --> 00:06:18,533 - Gosh, this is really bare. 168 00:06:18,533 --> 00:06:20,467 I've never seen your-- - I just got into town 169 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:22,400 on Tuesday from being gone for five months. 170 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,133 - That's true. That's true. 171 00:06:24,133 --> 00:06:26,066 - We threw everything out. - You are forgiven. 172 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:27,467 [chuckling] - God. 173 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:30,033 - So this is my old neighborhood. 174 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,266 - Is it? - Oh, we're already here. 175 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:35,333 - My parents got divorced when I was three. 176 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,266 And then my mom met this man named Jerry, 177 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:40,300 and this was his house, and so he kind of, 178 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:42,266 like, took us in. - Oh, okay. 179 00:06:42,266 --> 00:06:44,700 - I only remember happy times in this neighborhood. 180 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:48,300 We really didn't even know, like, how bad we had it. 181 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,233 - I wanna get a, uh, French Bulldog, Mom. 182 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,100 - Shepard, you don't have any business 183 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:56,633 getting a dog-- - I know. I know. 184 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,300 But eventually, one day. - Eventually. 185 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,700 Yeah, that'd be good. 186 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,066 - So I got knee surgery on Friday. 187 00:07:02,066 --> 00:07:03,333 - That's tomorrow. 188 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,433 - Kathryn is gonna take me there 189 00:07:05,433 --> 00:07:07,100 and pick me up. 190 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:10,066 - Oh, really? - Yeah, Mom, she's... 191 00:07:10,066 --> 00:07:12,633 I just see a lot of good in her. 192 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,700 There's a few people in this world 193 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,166 who you never know what you're gonna get. 194 00:07:17,166 --> 00:07:19,433 Kathryn was one of them for a long time. 195 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:21,233 I like seeing the good in people. 196 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,433 I'm sort of an optimist in that way. 197 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,100 - You should be. 198 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:28,033 - But she's starting to become more dependable. 199 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,433 It's just the little things. 200 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:31,367 The little things always add up. 201 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:34,633 And she's doing a lot of those things. 202 00:07:34,633 --> 00:07:36,667 - What have you done to your nose? 203 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,467 - It was an accident. Nobody beat me up. 204 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:41,133 Don't worry. - Good. 205 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:42,333 - I know you gave me a hard time 206 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:45,333 and--and rightfully so about being... 207 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,233 a little... 208 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,133 angry sometimes. 209 00:07:49,133 --> 00:07:52,266 And I'm trying to make my fuse longer. 210 00:07:52,266 --> 00:07:54,000 - Really? - [chuckles] Yeah. 211 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,233 'Cause I don't want to be like an angry old guy. 212 00:07:57,233 --> 00:08:00,000 - When you live long it's very easy 213 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 to become selfish with your time and your space 214 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 and everything 'cause you don't have to answer to anybody. 215 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,200 Nobody's gonna call you out. 216 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,600 - Yeah... but for the same reason 217 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,400 that I shouldn't get a dog, 218 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,100 I think that my life isn't 219 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,367 conducive to a serious relationship. 220 00:08:13,367 --> 00:08:15,233 Does that make sense? - Yeah. 221 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,166 - I mean, I'm not a conventional person. 222 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:19,367 I'll never--I don't think I ever will be. 223 00:08:19,367 --> 00:08:20,767 I don't think you ever thought I was going to be. 224 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,433 [both chuckle] - No. 225 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:24,400 I could pray, but I couldn't make it happen. 226 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,533 - [laughing] Exactly. 227 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,700 [gentle country music] 228 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:32,433 - So my house is down this driveway. 229 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:35,233 ♪ ♪ 230 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:37,033 - Is that it right there? - Yeah, all right. 231 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:38,633 Let's just go look real quick. 232 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,433 - Whoo. 233 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:46,133 - I mean, it pretty much looks the same. 234 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,500 I've like pictures of my step-dad, 235 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,533 like, pushing me down this driveway. 236 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:52,166 - Aww. 237 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:53,700 - I call him my step-dad 238 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,000 but they never actually got married, but... 239 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,633 we just call him that 'cause we were so close to him. 240 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:00,500 So, anyway... 241 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:04,133 God damn it. 242 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,133 I can't. 243 00:09:05,133 --> 00:09:06,467 [dramatic music pounds] 244 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,467 [sniffs] 245 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:09,200 [crying] (BLEEP) me, man. 246 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,467 Why can't I just, like, keep my sh-- together? 247 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:14,433 - What's going on? - No idea. 248 00:09:14,433 --> 00:09:17,600 - I can't do it. 249 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,266 (BLEEP) 250 00:09:22,333 --> 00:09:25,266 [sighs] - You okay? 251 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,734 - Yeah. It's been a great weekend 252 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,600 but let's end it by telling you about 253 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,166 my step-dad that died, and... 254 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,433 I mean, I was eight years old, you know. 255 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:37,600 It's my mom having to, like, deal with 256 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,500 raising two kids on her own... 257 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,433 after we lost everything because they weren't married. 258 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:45,200 So we lost our house. 259 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:49,433 I mean, we had nothing. Nothing. 260 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:51,100 [sighs] 261 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,367 - I'm sorry, Chels. 262 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:54,100 - We moved to, like, 263 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,367 this duplex, really, is what it was. 264 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:59,767 My brother and I, like, shared a twin bed, and... 265 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:04,467 for life to change that fast was just, like, mind-blowing. 266 00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:07,233 This is why I struggle with, like, 267 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:09,433 or why I guess I'm independent because she, you know, 268 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,633 she relied on him for so much. 269 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:13,300 And like that [snaps fingers], he was gone, 270 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,734 and she had to work three jobs 271 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:17,567 to, like, put a roof over our head. 272 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:20,367 I don't know if my walls in relationships 273 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:24,133 is really due to my step-dad passing away. 274 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:27,667 But, you know, my mom's always told me that--[sniffs] 275 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:32,066 "Always be able to take care of yourself, no matter what." 276 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,500 And I feel like I've always lived my life that way. 277 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,266 I didn't think it was gonna be this hard 278 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:39,066 to, like, come back and... 279 00:10:39,066 --> 00:10:40,633 anyway. 280 00:10:40,633 --> 00:10:43,066 Moving along. [soft chuckle] 281 00:10:43,066 --> 00:10:44,066 [gear shifts] 282 00:10:44,066 --> 00:10:47,233 [soft dramatic music] 283 00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,734 ♪ ♪ 284 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,467 - Coming up... 285 00:10:50,467 --> 00:10:53,200 - I just don't think Chelsea's a very romantic girl. 286 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:54,467 Let's just throw that out there. 287 00:10:54,467 --> 00:10:56,066 - Okay, defend her, like, to the death. 288 00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:58,433 - I'm not defending her to the death. 289 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,000 [upbeat electronic music] 290 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,433 ♪ ♪ 291 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:10,100 - Tyson, come here, bubs. 292 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,133 Good boy. 293 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,166 Being sweet, hmm? [kisses] 294 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:16,567 ♪ ♪ 295 00:11:17,433 --> 00:11:20,433 [soft percussive music] 296 00:11:20,433 --> 00:11:27,467 ♪ ♪ 297 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:34,433 [upbeat electronic music] 298 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:37,567 ♪ ♪ 299 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,667 [door opens] 300 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,100 - Shep? - Hello. 301 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,633 Hey. 302 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:45,266 Come on in. - Hi. 303 00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:46,467 - [laughs] How are you? 304 00:11:46,467 --> 00:11:48,433 - You're awake. - I'm awake. 305 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:50,400 - You don't seem hungover or anything. 306 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,200 - Oh, no, not at all. 307 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,734 You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 308 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:55,200 - Kay. 309 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,734 - Is this you? - I can drive, you know. 310 00:11:57,734 --> 00:12:00,266 - Are you sure? - Yeah, it's just the way home. 311 00:12:00,266 --> 00:12:02,567 That's the thing, yeah. - Mm-kay. 312 00:12:02,567 --> 00:12:05,333 - My knee started to break down over the summer. 313 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,133 It's called a torn meniscus. 314 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,567 Because I'm getting older, apparently, 315 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,300 and falling apart at the seams. 316 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,333 - Saint's birthday party is gonna be Sunday 317 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,600 if you're able to come. 318 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,600 I did not invite Ashley. - [chuckles] 319 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,033 - I'll be honest with you. 320 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:20,600 On the way home, I sent him a message 321 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,734 about Ashley just saying that I think it'd be best 322 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,734 if she wasn't around the children right now. 323 00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:28,367 - What did he say? - And he said, "Okay," 324 00:12:28,367 --> 00:12:31,467 and then sent the emoji that's like... "gotcha." 325 00:12:31,467 --> 00:12:33,767 - Okay. I don't think anything's as important 326 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:36,700 to you or to him as-- as your kids. 327 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:39,100 - Right. Right. - You know, so... 328 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,500 - What's going on with you and your love life? 329 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,300 - Took you long enough. [both laugh] 330 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,200 I'm not really into anybody. 331 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,100 I mean, you meet people and you have fun with them, but... 332 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,233 - There's no one that really, like, 333 00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,166 has that electric factor to them. 334 00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:54,233 - Or, like--yeah, that, like, everything about 'em is, like, 335 00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,100 makes sense for you, you know? 336 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,633 - We should go do something. 337 00:12:57,633 --> 00:13:00,333 Like yoga... meditation stuff. - Yeah, I know. 338 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,367 I want to. I'll just need like-- 339 00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:04,767 - We're gonna go soul-searching for you. 340 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,500 [both laugh] - For us. 341 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,100 - Yeah. 342 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,100 I feel like Shep gets me 343 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,333 in a way that not a lot of people do. 344 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,633 I feel, like, safe. 345 00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:16,400 ♪ Dun, dun, dun ♪ - I'm gonna get-- 346 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,000 the doctor's gonna talk to you, I think, after the surgery. 347 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,066 - And how to take care of you and your little knee. 348 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,233 - [laughs] You don't have to take care of me. 349 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,066 I don't think. [both laugh] 350 00:13:25,066 --> 00:13:27,133 - We'll see. 351 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,500 - Yeah, I'm having surgery. 352 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,567 [soft playful music] 353 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:39,467 So, like, after the pain meds wear off, I'm just gonna hurt. 354 00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:41,600 - Yeah. - All right. 355 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,533 Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 356 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,467 - I'd recommend this facility 357 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,266 to all my friends in the future. 358 00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,066 And I appreciate it. 359 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,567 [groans] 360 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,133 - Look at 'em legs. Gosh. 361 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,567 - First looks free. [laughs] 362 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,567 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 363 00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,233 - Thanks, Kathryn. - You're welcome. 364 00:14:00,233 --> 00:14:02,100 [chuckles] 365 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:05,100 [upbeat jazzy music] 366 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:10,500 ♪ ♪ 367 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,100 - Hi, darling. How are you? 368 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,433 - Pick up order for Austen. - Austen? 369 00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,700 - Yeah. - All right. Be right back. 370 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,300 - Since I spoke to Victoria on Hilton Head, 371 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,533 we've texted and we've spoken 372 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,133 and the situation has de-escalated. 373 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,367 We're good to go. - Yep. 374 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:24,433 - Thank you. 375 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:25,567 I've never really dealt 376 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,300 with this level of jealousy 377 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:31,166 before in any of my past relationships. 378 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,700 - I mean, Chelsea's my friend, 379 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,600 but I want your loyalty and I want to know that, 380 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,033 like, I can trust you. 381 00:14:40,033 --> 00:14:43,333 - So I'm not really sure how to navigate this right now. 382 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:46,533 ♪ ♪ 383 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:48,467 [knocking at door] 384 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:49,734 [dog barks] 385 00:14:49,734 --> 00:14:52,300 - Who's here, Frank? - Frankie! 386 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,467 Hey, bud. Hey. 387 00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,700 - He's excited to see you. - It's cold out there. 388 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,033 [dog barking] Hey, hey. 389 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,600 - [indistinct] 390 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,533 - Okay. So I brought food. 391 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,734 - Nice. Thank you so much. - So you didn't have to cook 392 00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:07,667 and mess up your kitchen. - What'd you get? 393 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,066 - I got chicken marsala, falafel app. 394 00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:11,734 Is that what you wanted? - Yes. 395 00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,033 - Do you want me to open up a bottle of red? 396 00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:15,767 - Yes. 397 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,100 - You crazy, Frankie? 398 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,400 You crazy? Okay. 399 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:27,200 - So how was Hilton head? 400 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,367 - [soft chuckle] 401 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,033 Um... 402 00:15:31,033 --> 00:15:33,000 Hilton Head. 403 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,333 Um... [clears throat] 404 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,100 It was awesome. 405 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:42,300 But, uh, I took Chelsea aside, 406 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,033 um, the first night that we were there, actually. 407 00:15:45,033 --> 00:15:48,500 And I told her that you and I had gotten back together. 408 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,200 I really don't want to lose you again. 409 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,500 I really--I can't. 410 00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,367 - I can deal with it. I can. 411 00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,367 - And, I mean--you know, it was a very genuine 412 00:15:57,367 --> 00:16:00,600 and great conversation. 413 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,633 That was that. 414 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:07,100 I don't want her to, 415 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,667 you know, disengage from my life completely 416 00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,400 just--just 'cause I'm dating someone, I'm-- 417 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,133 - Right. But then her-- some of her actions 418 00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:18,133 don't align with what she says. 419 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:19,400 - Mm-hmm. 420 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,100 - I mean, first, there was the picture. 421 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,000 Do you feel like that was appropriate body language 422 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,233 for two people that are friends that used to be dating 423 00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:31,633 or appropriate body language that was respectful toward me? 424 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:34,367 - Um... 425 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:38,233 I mean, I guess the only right answer here is "no." 426 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,300 You know, I didn't think anything of it 427 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,166 and I guess that's-- - You didn't? 428 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,100 No. So-- - Um, if she-- 429 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,300 - So, like, you think that there was, like, 430 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,433 an ulterior motive of hers? 431 00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:48,300 - I--I don't know. 432 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,567 It just didn't feel right to me. 433 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,400 She was, like, clinging on to you 434 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,500 in, like--it looked 435 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,367 clingy, romantic, - Right. 436 00:16:56,367 --> 00:17:00,000 I just don't think that Chelsea's a very romantic girl. 437 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,633 Like let's just be--let's just throw that out there. 438 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,700 - Okay. Defend her. Like, exactly. 439 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,266 Like, to the death. 440 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:07,300 - I'm not defending her to the death. 441 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,533 I'm really not. - And you don't want to--okay. 442 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:12,133 - Oh, my gosh. So I can't say one thing 443 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,567 - One thing? Aye, aye, aye. 444 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,133 - I, like, want her to be my friend 445 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:18,667 and your friend, So I got to defend her. 446 00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:20,066 You know, like, I'm--it's like 447 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:22,033 you're gonna throw her to the wolves. 448 00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,333 Because I honestly don't think that she's gonna be malicious. 449 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,066 - I'm not a wolf. I'm not a wolf. 450 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,433 - I don't want our relationship to change. 451 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:30,734 It hasn't been ----ing sexual with us whatsoever 452 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:33,266 since we broke up. 453 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,000 Like, not whatsoever. 454 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,200 - So the comment about her sneaking across 455 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,233 the hallway to your room in the middle of the night? 456 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,266 - Yeah? - [chuckling] 457 00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,400 - I mean, if you feel like no boundaries have been crossed 458 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,200 and you feel like everything's hunky-dory-- 459 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,066 - Well, you feel that they are, - I mean-- 460 00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:54,333 - And all that I'm hearing is that I have to agree with you 461 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,133 or else you're just gonna get angry at me, 462 00:17:56,133 --> 00:17:57,600 so I want move past this. 463 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,600 - [sighs] 464 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,033 I mean, if you want her-- your friendship 465 00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:05,600 to jeopardize our relationship... 466 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,100 - I just think you're scrutinizing that photo 467 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,367 more than it needs to be. 468 00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,700 Can we just move past this? 469 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,333 - For the time being, yes. - Okay. 470 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,433 [squeaky toy beeps] 471 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,433 ♪ ♪ 472 00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,734 - Coming up... 473 00:18:17,734 --> 00:18:19,333 - I can convince a lot of people 474 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:23,200 of anything I wanna convince them of. 475 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,100 I'm a great liar. 476 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:28,233 - Why are you effing lying? 477 00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:31,500 [upbeat music] 478 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:41,734 ♪ ♪ 479 00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,667 [line trilling] 480 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:03,133 - Hey, buddy. - [laughs] Hey there, buddy. 481 00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,133 - I don't know. 482 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,133 I'm sure you're in way more 483 00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,367 a state than I am. 484 00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:15,533 - I know. What a cute baby, for sure. 485 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,266 - Palmer Corrine Wimberly 486 00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,367 was born at 8:27 a.m. 487 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,400 She was 7 pounds, 3 ounces 488 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,266 and 20 inches long. 489 00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,166 - Well, how'd it go down? 490 00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:32,433 The ride to the hospital was not like you see in the movies. 491 00:19:32,433 --> 00:19:34,433 I wasn't screaming. I wasn't crying. 492 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:37,166 But I was holding on to the "Oh, sh--" handle 493 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:40,166 and I was just telling Jason "You need to go fast." 494 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,400 - What? [laughs] 495 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,300 - Oh, my goodness. 496 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,166 - I was really glad she wasn't ugly. 497 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:57,667 She came out cute. 498 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,500 Which a lot of newborns don't come out cute 499 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,667 and then they pretty up later, but she was cute. 500 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,166 So that was good. 501 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,533 - And Palmer's happy and healthy, huh? 502 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,467 - Oh, well... 503 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,033 - [laughs] Do you really? 504 00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:21,333 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Oh, God. 505 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,333 [upbeat jazzy music] 506 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:31,400 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,300 - There you are. Oh, my gosh, 508 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,734 and you even did your homework. 509 00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,667 - Of course. - Are we doing a hug? Okay. 510 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,300 The first homework assignment is a self-portrait 511 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,333 of you in your world. 512 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,066 - How are you? - I am very well. 513 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,467 Okay, so let's do show and tell with your self-portrait. 514 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:55,166 - Oh, yeah. So, at first, 515 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,433 like, the outside was how I feel about myself. 516 00:20:58,433 --> 00:20:59,567 - All right. - And then 517 00:20:59,567 --> 00:21:02,433 the inner ring was goals. 518 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,367 Also you'll see that there's no faces. 519 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,500 I judge everything on personality; it's faceless. 520 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,066 And that's why you won't see any faces in here 521 00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:11,233 because I don't see myself as a face. 522 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,567 - Okay. 523 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:14,233 You have these little holes, - Right. 524 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,367 - And things aren't working together. 525 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:19,367 It's just not integrated enough. 526 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,433 - Right. Um... 527 00:21:21,433 --> 00:21:23,200 - There's not enough connection. - Right. 528 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,767 - You are not self-directed enough. 529 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,333 - [sighs] 530 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,600 It is interesting why I came to you 531 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,533 'cause it's... 532 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,500 Like, right--so currently 533 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,767 I have an amazing opportunity 534 00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:38,633 to design a pillow for our friend-- 535 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:42,066 Miss Patricia's, uh, clothing line. 536 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:45,133 - I'm calling to see where you are 537 00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:47,200 in terms of the design. 538 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:52,000 - I'm having a, uh, a hard time with... 539 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,066 designing something for someone else. 540 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:58,600 And I'm scared 541 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:02,000 that I will continue fantasizing about what could be 542 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 instead of just doing it. 543 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,667 - Let me say something a little bit provocative. 544 00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,100 - Okay. 545 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,200 - You're kind of bullsh--ing yourself. 546 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,033 You're having a really hard time 547 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:17,567 jumping into the adult world with both feet. 548 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:20,533 And there's all these different ways 549 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,700 that you can sabotage it happening. 550 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,700 So if you can be the guy who has these great ideas 551 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,700 but doesn't follow through, 552 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,300 well, then, these are-- this is a way 553 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:32,000 that you don't have to be fully an adult. 554 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,166 - Oh, yeah. I self-- I can justify everything. 555 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,166 I can convince a lot of people 556 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:39,500 of anything I want to convince them of. 557 00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:43,266 I can manipulate a ton-- like--I have that ability. 558 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:48,066 I'm a great liar. 559 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:52,266 - Why are you effing lying? 560 00:22:52,266 --> 00:22:54,433 What do you think that's about? 561 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:56,000 - I don't know. 562 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,600 It just comes natural to me. 563 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,000 [soft dramatic music] 564 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:04,033 I understand the human psyche so much 565 00:23:04,033 --> 00:23:06,033 and I can basically profile someone 566 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,433 to steer them a certain way. 567 00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,333 - The best thing I can do for my clients is, 568 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:12,066 certainly, to be smart and thoughtful, 569 00:23:12,066 --> 00:23:14,133 and say wonderful stuff. - Right. 570 00:23:14,133 --> 00:23:16,467 - You know, say things that go "Yes, you're right." 571 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:20,700 But, you keep setting yourself up for negative attention. 572 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,400 You're not very nice to yourself at all. 573 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,567 - [sighs] 574 00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:28,300 You know, that sucks how you just put it, but... 575 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,133 - I thought it would. 576 00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:32,133 Next time we talk, 577 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:35,600 I'm gonna make you talk about why you're a liar. 578 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,633 - Right, but you just said. 579 00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,767 - Now I'm doing the thing I don't like to do. 580 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,500 - [sighs] 581 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,033 Then you're gonna have to talk about that. 582 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:45,500 - [groans] 583 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:47,767 - Coming up... 584 00:23:47,767 --> 00:23:51,233 - Can I have your hand? - Why? 585 00:23:51,233 --> 00:23:53,100 Don't get upset if I don't. 586 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,433 Just chill. 587 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:58,734 [upbeat jazzy music] 588 00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:03,734 ♪ ♪ 589 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,033 - Little birthday boy. 590 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:08,567 - Good morning. 591 00:24:08,567 --> 00:24:10,433 - This is your last picture, okay? 592 00:24:10,433 --> 00:24:13,300 Today's Saint's birthday and you gotta go get ready. 593 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,166 Remember the new outfits Mommy got you? 594 00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,633 - Okay. 595 00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:18,533 - Show me how you can be a big girl and help Mommy. 596 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,400 Come on, twinkle toes. 597 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,667 Last year, I was a guest at my son's birthday party. 598 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,133 It was humiliating. 599 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,467 - You look good. - Happy to be here. 600 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:28,633 Thanks for inviting me. - Surely. 601 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,333 - This is a cute little party. - Yeah. 602 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:32,266 - Did you plan this and put it all together? 603 00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:35,533 - [laughs] Kind of. 604 00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:39,367 - I'm so grateful for this chance to be a mother 605 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:42,367 in the sense that I am hosting his birthday party this year, 606 00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,400 because this is what's right. 607 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,667 We gotta brush your crazy hair. 608 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:49,667 It's crazy to me that my son is turning two. 609 00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:52,000 Saint is, like, a little man now. 610 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,266 I mean, he's got a blooming personality. 611 00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:56,767 Can I have this on, please? - [cooing] 612 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,000 - Are you a monkey? 613 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,433 He's so happy and so sweet. 614 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,433 Can you stay still please? Thank you. 615 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:05,300 Kensie, you like Saint's bow tie? 616 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:08,433 - Yeah. - It's a bow for little men. 617 00:25:08,433 --> 00:25:11,166 - A little man? - A little man. 618 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:12,533 Let me tuck your collar. 619 00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:15,500 It's interesting that Thomas and I could... 620 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:18,400 create such a normal person. [soft laugh] 621 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,033 All right, guys, you ready? Let's go. 622 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:24,266 Come on. 623 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,500 [jazzy music] 624 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:32,300 ♪ ♪ 625 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,033 - Hey. 626 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,500 How are you? - Hey. 627 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,233 Reading your paper. I love that you still 628 00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:38,767 read the newspaper. - Still? 629 00:25:38,767 --> 00:25:42,033 - I could just read the newspaper on--on my phone. 630 00:25:42,033 --> 00:25:44,066 Is that what you're wearing to the party? 631 00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:45,333 - Yeah. 632 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,567 - Are you looking forward to it? 633 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:47,600 - Yeah. 634 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,133 All right. 635 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,467 - So I'm just gonna stay 636 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:55,133 in today and relax, babe. 637 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:57,200 - Mm-kay. - I still don't feel that well. 638 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,533 - What's the matter with you? - This last week. 639 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:04,133 The emotional stress took a toll on my physical health. 640 00:26:04,133 --> 00:26:06,400 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, so. 641 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,734 - Was it worth it, 642 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:11,033 going after Kathryn, in retrospect? 643 00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:13,600 - I went after her because I was protecting you. 644 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,333 And I know that sounds so crazy. 645 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,000 - It does. - That I was protecting you 646 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,300 and you're what's important to me 647 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,700 and you're what I'm fighting for. 648 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,767 - Sometimes your fighting is counter-productive. 649 00:26:21,767 --> 00:26:24,300 Just don't fight. Just chill. 650 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,500 - I was hoping I'd get a chance to go to this birthday party 651 00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,166 and show her that there's no threat. 652 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,233 So when she sent you that text message 653 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:33,633 saying, "I don't want Ashley around our children 654 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:37,233 "because she's hateful and angry and aggressive 655 00:26:37,233 --> 00:26:39,166 and I don't think they're safe," 656 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,500 that really hurt me. 657 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,467 - Too bad. 658 00:26:44,467 --> 00:26:46,100 I know that the kids and Kathryn 659 00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:47,767 will always be in my life. 660 00:26:47,767 --> 00:26:51,500 And I need to be with somebody who's understanding of that, 661 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:55,100 and not critical and jealous or paranoid about it. 662 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:57,500 - I don't trust her being in a room anywhere where I'm not. 663 00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,633 - Near me, you mean? - Yeah, exactly. 664 00:26:59,633 --> 00:27:01,633 I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. 665 00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:03,533 She doesn't want you-- - That's the real reason. 666 00:27:03,533 --> 00:27:05,133 - She doesn't want you happy. She doesn't want to see-- 667 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,367 It's not that she doesn't want you. 668 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:08,066 She doesn't want you with anybody. 669 00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:10,000 - So that's the real reason you want to be there, 670 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,767 so you can monitor what was going on. 671 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:13,133 - Are you gonna turn it around on that? 672 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:14,400 - No--is that-- - No. 673 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,667 I wanna be anywhere you're at. 674 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,333 I love you. I love being with you. 675 00:27:17,333 --> 00:27:20,533 - You also want to keep tabs on, you know. 676 00:27:20,533 --> 00:27:22,633 [soft dramatic music] 677 00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:24,400 You need to toughen up that skin 678 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,100 if your gonna be in this relationship. 679 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,533 [soft laugh] 680 00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:30,133 - Well, I'm not dealing with a normal person here. 681 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,533 - I'm dealing with... - Hey, relax, relax. 682 00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:33,600 - Darkness and evil. - What? 683 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,266 - Yes. Yeah, you wanna go there? 684 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,266 - I know you're fired up, you know, right now. 685 00:27:37,266 --> 00:27:40,266 Just kind of like [exhales] 686 00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,133 Reduce it to nothing. - Well, I did. 687 00:27:42,133 --> 00:27:43,734 That's dumb. - She's not ready. 688 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:45,433 She wants to see what's gonna happen 689 00:27:45,433 --> 00:27:47,533 over the long term with you and me, 690 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:50,533 and maybe at that point she will be friendly. 691 00:27:50,533 --> 00:27:51,567 - I doubt that. The end of the day, 692 00:27:51,567 --> 00:27:54,133 you know, I've got you. 693 00:27:54,133 --> 00:27:57,433 And I'm not letting you go. 694 00:27:57,433 --> 00:27:59,233 I'm not going anywhere. And-- 695 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,767 - I thought you said you were going back 696 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,300 to Santa Barbara for a week? 697 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,033 - For the holiday. 698 00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:05,433 - I think we can give ourselves, 699 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,633 you know, a little space. 700 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,166 - Can I have your hand? 701 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,367 - [sighs] Why? 702 00:28:16,233 --> 00:28:19,567 See, you have an expectation that I'ma hold your hand. 703 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,300 Why? 704 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,300 Don't get upset if I don't. 705 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,567 Just chill. 706 00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:28,066 - 'Cause I just wanted to say something really sweet to you. 707 00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:30,200 - Just relax. 708 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,000 I'll hold your hand. 709 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,467 See what I mean though? 710 00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:36,734 You're very intense. Just reduce a little bit. 711 00:28:36,734 --> 00:28:39,200 I think she-- 712 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,400 - I'm done--I'm done talking about her. 713 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,333 - She didn't like that intensity. 714 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:44,600 - I'm done talking about her. Stop talking about her, please. 715 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,700 Kay, please stop. - Is that a command? 716 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,133 - Let's talk about us. 717 00:28:48,133 --> 00:28:49,600 And what's important is right here. 718 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,533 - All right. All right. - In this room, okay? 719 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:52,734 - I'm just saying-- - And I'm not gonna let that 720 00:28:52,734 --> 00:28:55,200 get the best of me. 721 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,300 ♪ ♪ 722 00:28:58,300 --> 00:28:59,567 - Coming up... 723 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:01,066 - Kensie, here, have some pizza 724 00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:02,333 - Doesn't this make you want kids? 725 00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:04,333 [kids babbling] [kazoo blaring] 726 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:05,333 - No. 727 00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:11,700 [upbeat jazzy music] 728 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,767 - Look where we are. 729 00:29:14,767 --> 00:29:16,433 You ready to get out? - Yeah. 730 00:29:16,433 --> 00:29:18,233 - Yeah. Get this... 731 00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:20,433 - How are you? - Pull your skirt down, honey. 732 00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:22,233 - Hey! 733 00:29:22,233 --> 00:29:23,600 Hey, darling. - Daddy. 734 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,500 Hey, you look so cute. Yay, baby. 735 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,233 How are you? Give me a hug. 736 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:29,367 - [babbling] - [laughs] 737 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,333 Give me a huggie. Hey, how are you? 738 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,367 - Hi. - Good to see you. 739 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,767 - Kensie. Here's the present. 740 00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:36,300 - [cooing] 741 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,367 - I'll hold this. - How are you, Mom? 742 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:40,300 - I'm good, how are you? - Good. You look great. 743 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:42,166 - Thank you. 744 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:43,767 - Hey, little buddy. 745 00:29:43,767 --> 00:29:45,433 It's Daddy. - Kensie. 746 00:29:45,433 --> 00:29:48,467 - Come here. Aww. [kisses] 747 00:29:48,467 --> 00:29:51,100 Let's go inside here. 748 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,500 - How's it going? - Yes. 749 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:54,467 - You got gifts and everything? - Yeah. 750 00:29:54,467 --> 00:29:56,667 - How are you guys? Welcome. 751 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,367 - Look at us. 752 00:29:58,367 --> 00:29:59,667 You wanna go in here and play? 753 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:00,767 Come in here. 754 00:30:00,767 --> 00:30:02,600 - These are like cups, well-- 755 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,000 I guess I could just go ahead and bring it all in the back. 756 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,500 - Yeah, I'll take all that. 757 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,133 I wanted this day to be absolutely perfect. 758 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:09,600 You wanna help, maybe? - Sure. 759 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,333 - Could use some extra hands, probably. 760 00:30:12,333 --> 00:30:15,600 I'm putting together the little party favor bags. 761 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,734 I think it's really great for our children to see 762 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,667 both their mother and their father together, 763 00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:23,367 happy, having fun. 764 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,367 - Oh, great. - Please, put on this hat. 765 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,533 I wanna see it. 766 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,533 Is that good? - God. 767 00:30:28,533 --> 00:30:30,266 I'm sure it's not very cute. 768 00:30:30,266 --> 00:30:32,500 - It is cute. 769 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:39,133 - Hi. How are you? You look lovely. 770 00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:40,367 - Hi, Thomas, how's it going? - Hey, hi. 771 00:30:40,367 --> 00:30:42,000 - Good to see you. - Hi. 772 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,433 Good to see you. - How are--good to see you. 773 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,700 All righty. both: Hello. 774 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,166 - How are you? - Ooh. 775 00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:49,400 - So, what is this place? [both laugh] 776 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,567 - Well, I never even knew it was here. 777 00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:53,166 Kathryn. How are you? 778 00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:55,133 - Hi. Good, how are you? It's good to see you. 779 00:30:55,133 --> 00:30:57,533 - Look at this. - Thanks for coming. 780 00:30:57,533 --> 00:31:00,033 - Hey, Saint, you got a little friend over here. 781 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,367 Saint, look. 782 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:02,667 Hi, how are y'all doing? 783 00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:04,166 - Where's my goodie bag? 784 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:05,700 - I know, like, I still get excited 785 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,433 at little things like that. - Yeah, absolutely. 786 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,433 - You look awesome. I love it. 787 00:31:09,433 --> 00:31:11,166 - How are you? - Good. 788 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:13,266 Hey. Here's your coffee. This one. 789 00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:14,734 - Thanks. 790 00:31:14,734 --> 00:31:17,433 Exactly what I needed right now, thank you. 791 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:20,200 - [laughs] He's just riding the train. 792 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,033 Chels. Hello. - Hey. 793 00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:23,734 both: How are you? - Oh, good. 794 00:31:23,734 --> 00:31:26,133 - Did you come from work or-- 795 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:27,734 did you have work today? - Yeah, I did. 796 00:31:27,734 --> 00:31:29,200 - I'm still recovering from Hilton Head. 797 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:30,700 - Me too. 798 00:31:30,700 --> 00:31:32,567 I put something on your head so now I can't talk to you-- 799 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,266 - You put something on my head? 800 00:31:34,266 --> 00:31:35,300 What'd you put on my head? 801 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:37,000 - [laughing] 802 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,700 You didn't feel me do that? - No, not at all. 803 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,400 You're such a little jokester. 804 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,600 - Aw, Shepard. - [laughs] Hey. 805 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,333 - Hey. - How's it feel? 806 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,266 Are you sedated right now? - It hurts. 807 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,667 It's okay though. - Should he fall down? 808 00:31:48,667 --> 00:31:50,333 - Hey, how are you? - Hey, how you doing? 809 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:52,033 both: Good to see you. 810 00:31:52,033 --> 00:31:53,734 - How are you, Kathryn. - Good, how's your knee? 811 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:56,066 - It's better than it was when you last left me. 812 00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:57,467 - Thanks for making it. 813 00:31:57,467 --> 00:31:59,767 - Thanks for helping me out. - For sure. 814 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:03,200 - Hey, guys, it's time to craft. 815 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,500 - What are you making? 816 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,500 - We gave you a little demo. 817 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,700 But you get to be as creative as you want. 818 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,333 - Here, put it on there. 819 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:10,600 - He's adding to that one. - Paint the--okay. 820 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,033 You wanna paint the wheels? 821 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:13,367 - Aww. 822 00:32:13,367 --> 00:32:15,600 Are y'all finger painting too? - Mm-hmm. 823 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,333 - This is making me happy. - [laughing] 824 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,734 - Is Craig coming? 825 00:32:18,734 --> 00:32:21,100 - I don't know. - This is like his jam. 826 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,066 - Let me just check out the location real quick. 827 00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:25,033 - [laughs] 828 00:32:25,633 --> 00:32:27,233 - So what kind of tape do you use for, 829 00:32:27,233 --> 00:32:29,700 like, child's presents? - Scotch tape. 830 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,166 - The big one? - No. Packing tape? 831 00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:33,500 We just wrap it-- - This stuff. 832 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,767 - Just fully encase it. 833 00:32:34,767 --> 00:32:36,233 Just do it really fast. - Yeah. 834 00:32:36,233 --> 00:32:38,533 - The fact that we're wrapping presents 835 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:41,266 means we're adult as sh--. 836 00:32:41,266 --> 00:32:42,266 - All right, all right. So we're good? 837 00:32:42,266 --> 00:32:43,266 - Cool. Yeah. 838 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,400 [baby squeals] 839 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,133 - My gosh, I love Saint's outfit. 840 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:51,000 - Look at that bow tie. It is killing it. 841 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,767 Saint has better style than I do. 842 00:32:53,767 --> 00:32:57,500 - Hi. Oh, my God--[indistinct] My mind's, like, everywhere. 843 00:32:57,500 --> 00:33:01,133 - Hey, buddy. Look at the camera, hey... 844 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:05,000 Kensie. Look at--[laughs] 845 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,233 both: She's hiding. 846 00:33:06,233 --> 00:33:07,734 - It's really sweet. 847 00:33:07,734 --> 00:33:09,533 I love seeing Thomas and Kathryn getting along, 848 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,133 especially when both their kids are there. 849 00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:12,633 And I love that Ashley's not there. 850 00:33:12,633 --> 00:33:14,500 It's just heartwarming. 851 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,100 - Pizza. Yeah, man, this guys want some pizza. 852 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,300 Look at that slice right there. Yeah. 853 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,567 - Kensie, here, have some pizza. 854 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:23,300 [kazoos blaring] 855 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,433 all: Oh. - All right! 856 00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:26,300 - Wow. [kazoo blaring] 857 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:27,567 - Doesn't this make you want kids? 858 00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:31,300 [kazoos blaring] 859 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,433 - No. 860 00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:35,166 - In the shoe kingdom... - Okay. 861 00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,533 - This is the fun-- I don't know what that is-- 862 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,700 - Craig and his boyfriend are-- [laughs] 863 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,500 - Better late than never. 864 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,000 - That's right. - Them and their wool. 865 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,166 - Okay, let's both wear flannels. 866 00:33:45,166 --> 00:33:47,133 - Yeah, dude. - And let's both wear jeans. 867 00:33:47,133 --> 00:33:49,000 - Sup, bro. - How we doing? 868 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,433 - This is cool. 869 00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,700 Is Thomas here? - Yes, he's here. 870 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:54,133 He's back there. 871 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:58,100 - No. - Oh, okay. 872 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:02,300 - Would you like to join us for dinner here? 873 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,367 - Yeah. All right. 874 00:34:05,333 --> 00:34:08,600 How we doing here, buddy? What is that, a cupcake? 875 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,467 - It's ice cream. - Ice cream. 876 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:12,600 - Saint, are you having a good birthday? 877 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,400 - Honorable toys. 878 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,200 - I think this was kind of a cool idea for the party. 879 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,600 - I agree. 880 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,333 I think she has really stepped up as a mom. 881 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:23,000 And when I say that-- 882 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,734 I see a lot of improvement. 883 00:34:24,734 --> 00:34:27,333 - [cooing] - Oh, thank you. 884 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,033 - And it's been amazing watching 885 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:31,066 that transformation, and I'm proud of her. 886 00:34:31,066 --> 00:34:32,333 - Do you like the outfit? 887 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,567 - I love the bow tie. That's so cute. 888 00:34:34,567 --> 00:34:36,533 - Do you want to open presents, by chance? 889 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,200 - Yeah. 890 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,200 - All right, guys, I think we're gonna do presents. 891 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,734 all: Yay. 892 00:34:41,734 --> 00:34:45,767 - Saint, open that. Here, open that. Rip it open. 893 00:34:45,767 --> 00:34:48,100 - Whoo-hoo. - Yeah, it's a present. 894 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:51,467 - Oh, my goodness, Sainty. Look. 895 00:34:51,467 --> 00:34:53,233 - We got Kensie a karaoke machine 896 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,734 and him a keyboard so that she can just scream 897 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,500 while Saint bangs on the keyboard. 898 00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,100 - Uncle Craig. - Oh, wow. 899 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,500 - Oh, my goodness. 900 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,300 - I'm very happy that Thomas and I 901 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:05,633 are finally at this point. 902 00:35:05,633 --> 00:35:08,200 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 903 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,367 - You know, he seems like he has 904 00:35:09,367 --> 00:35:11,500 a new sense of respect for me. 905 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,100 And I think he sees me now as an adult 906 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:17,100 as opposed to a child almost. 907 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,100 - All right, blow out the candles. 908 00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:21,300 Kensie, help Saint blow out his candles. 909 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:25,533 [all cheering] 910 00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:27,266 - Happy birthday, Sainty. 911 00:35:27,266 --> 00:35:29,667 Maybe it took a little longer than I wanted it to, 912 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:32,333 but, hey, we're here now. Let's keep it. 913 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:33,667 Let's keep everything good. 914 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:35,467 [confetti pops] - Oh, my-- 915 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:38,266 [all cheering] What? 916 00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,266 - Wait, that was awesome. 917 00:35:40,266 --> 00:35:41,667 - Okay. 918 00:35:41,667 --> 00:35:43,066 - Coming up... 919 00:35:43,066 --> 00:35:44,400 - You guys aren't a family. 920 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,133 You were never a family. - Well, hold on-- 921 00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:48,133 - You said you never really were in love with her. 922 00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:50,467 - Look, I mean, if you disrespect Kathryn, 923 00:35:50,467 --> 00:35:53,066 you're disrespecting me and my kids. 924 00:35:57,433 --> 00:35:57,767 [upbeat jazzy music] 925 00:36:00,667 --> 00:36:02,200 ♪ ♪ 926 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,100 [knocking on door] 927 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,100 - Hello. 928 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:08,433 You caught me. - Hi. 929 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,533 - [laughs] - Can I help you with these? 930 00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,367 - No, no, it's fine. The blood is flowing well. 931 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:16,367 - Yeah? No clots? That's good. - You look great. 932 00:36:16,367 --> 00:36:18,300 What are you up to tonight? - Thanks. 933 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:21,233 - Femme fatale. - Right, straight from work. 934 00:36:21,233 --> 00:36:22,700 This is what I wore to work. 935 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:26,400 - I gotta say, it's a pretty hot look. 936 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,166 She's got something, je ne sais quoi. 937 00:36:29,166 --> 00:36:31,266 Is this the soup? - Yeah. 938 00:36:31,266 --> 00:36:33,300 - And this is your grandmother's special recipe? 939 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:36,033 - Yeah, it is. - Well, it's nice. 940 00:36:36,033 --> 00:36:38,100 - [soft chuckle] No. 941 00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,100 - What's in the bag? - I don't know. 942 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,433 - What's in the box? Ooh. 943 00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,100 Gummy bears. - Yay. 944 00:36:45,100 --> 00:36:47,400 - It's the only thing that really matters. 945 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,700 Naughty? I love the word naughty. 946 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,567 I've been naughty my whole life. 947 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:53,533 - Naughty, naughty, naughty. 948 00:36:53,533 --> 00:36:55,300 both: [laughs] 949 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,734 - Is that not funny? - It's in British? 950 00:36:56,734 --> 00:36:58,567 - Yeah. - Naughty, naughty, naughty. 951 00:36:58,567 --> 00:37:00,467 - [laughs] 952 00:37:00,467 --> 00:37:02,700 When we get together, we can be weird 953 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,333 and she can kind of be herself. 954 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,200 I think you're amazing right now. 955 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,433 - [chuckles] 956 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:10,200 - Nobody else has done anything for me. 957 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,200 I don't really have a whole lot of deep relationships. 958 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,000 I think that's painfully clear. 959 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,667 But Kathryn is a joy to be around. 960 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:20,667 So, um, Kensie is such a piece of work. 961 00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:22,333 - I know. - I really love 962 00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:24,533 how rambunctious she is. - Mm-hmm. 963 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,200 - She get that from her mom or her dad? 964 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,600 - Both, maybe. 965 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,233 - Little whipper snapper. Oh, my God. 966 00:37:30,233 --> 00:37:32,367 - Oh, my God. 967 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:34,567 All right, well, you still got some noodles and carrots. 968 00:37:34,567 --> 00:37:36,700 - No, I want the noodle and carrots. 969 00:37:36,700 --> 00:37:38,734 How else am I going to improve my eyesight? 970 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:41,233 So... You look very nice. 971 00:37:41,233 --> 00:37:44,166 What's your plan this weekend or whatever? 972 00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:45,567 - No plans, really. 973 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:48,200 - What? Did you say Bumble? - Yeah. 974 00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,367 - Are you calling me out? - Yeah. 975 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:50,767 - I don't know. 976 00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:52,500 I went on a date with a really great guy 977 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,200 in, like, August, but that's the last time I've been out. 978 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,367 - August? Kathryn. 979 00:37:56,367 --> 00:37:59,367 - I can't find anyone. Everyone in Charleston I know. 980 00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:01,700 - Increase your radius. [laughs] 981 00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:04,467 - I consider Shep to be a really good friend. 982 00:38:04,467 --> 00:38:07,333 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome. 983 00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,400 But your head does go to that space where 984 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,767 you're wondering, "Hmm, why couldn't we just make it work?" 985 00:38:16,734 --> 00:38:19,066 - Hot! 986 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,100 It was so good though. 987 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,667 - [laughs] 988 00:38:23,667 --> 00:38:26,767 - I'm so happy. - I'm glad. 989 00:38:26,767 --> 00:38:28,600 - Mmm. 990 00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:33,266 [pensive music] 991 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:36,000 ♪ ♪ 992 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,266 - Hello. - Hey, darling. 993 00:38:38,266 --> 00:38:41,467 I'm refreshing my drink. - I got lunch. 994 00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:44,667 - You want a cocktail? - Yes, please. 995 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:47,400 - All righty. - It's getting cold. 996 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,000 - How cold is it back in Santa Barbara? 997 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,734 - I think it's actually about the same. 998 00:38:51,734 --> 00:38:53,767 I'll find out this weekend. 999 00:38:53,767 --> 00:38:55,300 Thank you. - Voila. 1000 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,767 That was quick, wasn't it? - Thanks, honey. 1001 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,700 You always take care of me. 1002 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,500 - What do we got here? - I have a number three. 1003 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,300 - Got my regular? - Yeah. 1004 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,033 - So, how did the-- how was the birthday party? 1005 00:39:08,033 --> 00:39:11,100 For Saint? - Mmm. 1006 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:13,133 - Did you have a good time? - It was good. 1007 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:15,033 - Was it the best one yet? 1008 00:39:15,033 --> 00:39:16,433 - It was a good one, yeah. 1009 00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,667 I was helping Kathryn sort of organize things. 1010 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:21,667 I mean, she really went all out. 1011 00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:24,000 It was good turnout. 1012 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,266 - Was I thought of? - Mm. 1013 00:39:26,266 --> 00:39:28,500 - I'm sure Kathryn was thinking of me. 1014 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,667 [soft laugh] 1015 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:33,166 - You know, the thing is, you know, lately, like, 1016 00:39:33,166 --> 00:39:35,033 with Kathryn, I don't think she really 1017 00:39:35,033 --> 00:39:36,600 appreciates your presence. 1018 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,467 I don't know, she... 1019 00:39:38,467 --> 00:39:41,600 you know, has these feelings of not wanting to let me go. 1020 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,567 - No. No. 1021 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,433 I'm sorry, you guys aren't a family. 1022 00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:47,734 You were never a family. 1023 00:39:47,734 --> 00:39:50,333 These children weren't planned on. 1024 00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:52,700 You weren't in a relationship when she had them. 1025 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,600 You guys never were in love. 1026 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,033 She's living in a fantasy world. 1027 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:00,700 - You know, you need to know... 1028 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,300 that I'm always gonna have 1029 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,734 a soft spot in my heart for Kathryn, 1030 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:07,166 and I'm not gonna let anything happen to these kids. 1031 00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,333 I'm not gonna let anything happen to her. 1032 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,333 She's the mother of these kids. 1033 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,133 If you disrespect Kathryn... - Uh-- 1034 00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:14,467 - You're disrespecting me and my kids. 1035 00:40:14,467 --> 00:40:16,500 - Okay. Well. 1036 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,500 I feel disrespected too. 1037 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:19,633 - You don't have to be mean about it. 1038 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:21,367 Just back off nicely. 1039 00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:23,300 - No, I disagree with you. 1040 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,500 - You're so emotionally charged to this issue. Just don't. 1041 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,700 - You know, don't put words in my mouth. 1042 00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:27,700 I didn't say I'm emotionally charged. 1043 00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,166 I just said I'm-- 1044 00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:30,600 - I can hear it the tenor in your voice. 1045 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,300 - No, 'cause-- - Listen to all that anger. 1046 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,300 - No, 'cause you're frustrating me right now. 1047 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,633 - No. I'm relaxed. 1048 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:36,333 - 'Cause you're putting words in my mouth, 1049 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,700 saying I'm emotionally charged. - Bring it down. 1050 00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,567 - Don't tell me what to do. - I'm not. 1051 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,367 I'm saying if you wanna get along with people down here 1052 00:40:41,367 --> 00:40:43,100 you need to just relax a little bit. 1053 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,767 Take a sip of that drink and relax. 1054 00:40:44,767 --> 00:40:48,100 - I'm not anymore intense because of her as I am with-- 1055 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,633 for instance the other night, with you. 1056 00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:51,166 I mean, that's just who I am. 1057 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,166 - I don't regret one minute of that night. 1058 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,500 Hey, come here. Come here. - All right. 1059 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,767 - Oh, Jesus. Look at this. 1060 00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:57,266 - Go like this. 1061 00:40:57,266 --> 00:41:00,000 - Oh, Thomas up to his old tricks. 1062 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,533 - 9:30, 10:30, 11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:30-- 1063 00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:04,400 Least till 2:30, didn't you get enough? 1064 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,633 - We were having a good time though. 1065 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:07,533 - Then, 3:30, 4:30, 5:30. 1066 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,133 - Once in a blue moon. - No. 1067 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,633 - But every now and then I like to just blow 1068 00:41:10,633 --> 00:41:13,200 it out with my friends. - I--you know--well-- 1069 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,000 Whatever, well, you'd be the first guy 1070 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,734 that didn't want to come home to me. 1071 00:41:16,734 --> 00:41:18,400 Come home to-- - Well, I did-- 1072 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:19,734 - Come hot to a naked girlfriend lying in bed. 1073 00:41:19,734 --> 00:41:21,533 - And we had a-- - You're the fool. 1074 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:23,266 Oh, you want to go hang out with Shep and Craig? Okay. 1075 00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:25,000 - We had our little party. - Oh, yeah, there so-- 1076 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,400 - Why do you want to go to California? 1077 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,667 You want to hang out with your friends, right? 1078 00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,500 - Well, now I do. After this. 1079 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,233 - Exactly. - Oh. 1080 00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:34,000 You have just, you know, given me a kick start. 1081 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,467 I'm like--I can't wait to-- - And when you come back 1082 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:37,667 you'll be a better person for it. 1083 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:40,633 - If I do come back. - Okay. 1084 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:42,433 Go ahead. 1085 00:41:42,433 --> 00:41:45,166 [dramatic music pounds] 1086 00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:47,633 ♪ ♪ 1087 00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:51,133 - On the next episode of "Southern Charm"... 1088 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:53,033 I went and saw the lactation consultant. 1089 00:41:53,033 --> 00:41:54,433 - Oh, yeah. - They told me that 1090 00:41:54,433 --> 00:41:57,266 I have an oversupply of milk. - Wow. 1091 00:41:57,266 --> 00:41:59,367 - I mean, the other day I was nursing her 1092 00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:01,567 and one boob, there was milk just pouring out. 1093 00:42:01,567 --> 00:42:03,100 - Cameran. 1094 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,633 - If she was planning to have a job, 1095 00:42:04,633 --> 00:42:06,367 she probably would have already done that. 1096 00:42:06,367 --> 00:42:09,000 - Yeah. She definitely came here thinking it was, 1097 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,700 like, a one-way free ticket to, 1098 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:13,533 like, just, spend someone's money. 1099 00:42:13,533 --> 00:42:16,166 - Do you want to marry her or do you want to end this whole? 1100 00:42:16,166 --> 00:42:17,767 Yes or no? 1101 00:42:17,767 --> 00:42:19,400 - I don't know. 1102 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400 These women, they're so sure about it. 1103 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,467 And I'm always, like, so unsure. 1104 00:42:23,467 --> 00:42:25,133 - Cheers, guys. - That was magical. 1105 00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:26,700 - Yeah. - To Austen's beer. 1106 00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:29,200 - I just wanted to thank everyone for coming out today. 1107 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,400 - That's so good. 1108 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,467 - Tastes like beer. - [spits] 1109 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:36,266 - Can I be honest with you? Thomas and I--we're struggling, 1110 00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,200 Since I got back from California. 1111 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,066 You know, I feel like he's in sort of in 1112 00:42:40,066 --> 00:42:42,166 I don't know, a little bit, self-destructive in some ways. 1113 00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:45,000 - We've developed a friendship that 1114 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,200 is maybe a little too close for you to feel comfortable with. 1115 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,734 - Don't you think, like, putting your arms around 1116 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,700 his arm is crossing a little boundary? 1117 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:55,600 - I'm looking from one to the other. 1118 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,300 - That's a good problem to have. 1119 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,066 - Who's my favorite? 1120 00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:02,734 ♪ ♪ 1121 00:43:02,734 --> 00:43:05,734 - For more "Southern Charm," go to BravoTV.com. 1122 00:43:05,734 --> 00:43:07,000 [bell dings] 80279

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