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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,467 --> 00:00:02,834 - Previously on 2 00:00:02,834 --> 00:00:03,233 - Previously on "Southern Charm"... 3 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:07,300 I would be robbing a child of the opportunity 4 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:08,600 to have him as a father. 5 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,667 - I think you know your answer, Cameran. 6 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:14,000 - As I finally warmed up to the idea of having a baby, 7 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:15,867 Kathryn and Thomas celebrated theirs. 8 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:17,100 all: Aw. - That's from me to you. 9 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:18,800 - Oh, well, thank you. 10 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:21,100 - Oh God, are they gonna have number three tonight? 11 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,433 - Um, fat chance, 12 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:26,166 because Thomas had his sights set on someone else. 13 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,000 - Here, have a flower. 14 00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:31,166 - [laughs] - Good to see ya. 15 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,900 - Sadly, Shep wasn't as savvy. 16 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,200 - What are you doing here? 17 00:00:35,233 --> 00:00:37,800 - I just was sort of in the neighborhood. 18 00:00:37,834 --> 00:00:39,867 - And learned too late that in the game of love, 19 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,834 when you snooze, you lose. 20 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:44,200 - We smooch and all of a sudden I have to sit around 21 00:00:44,233 --> 00:00:45,533 and wait on you to get home from a wedding? 22 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,567 Hell no. 23 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,667 - What was I thinking? 24 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,734 - Unfortunately, that's starting to apply 25 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:52,266 to the rest of his life too. 26 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:53,300 Sheppy? 27 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:54,834 [intense dramatic music] 28 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:56,433 Sheppy? 29 00:00:56,467 --> 00:00:58,700 Shep. This is bad. 30 00:00:58,734 --> 00:01:00,533 - Yeah, I'm a bad guy. 31 00:01:00,567 --> 00:01:03,567 - This is just another day in the life 32 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,700 of our good friend Shep. 33 00:01:05,734 --> 00:01:07,333 [Mia Sable's "It's Easy"] 34 00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:09,266 - ♪ Mm-hmm, he's got money ♪ 35 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:11,467 ♪ He's in magazines ♪ 36 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,567 ♪ He's got more honeys ♪ 37 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,133 ♪ Than any honeybee ♪ 38 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:18,066 ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪ 39 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,867 ♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪ 40 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,633 ♪ It's easy ♪ 41 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:24,066 ♪ As the birds and the bees and the one, two, threes ♪ 42 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:25,767 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 43 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,467 [upbeat jazzy music] 44 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,100 - I need to get the f--- 45 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,567 out of this house. 46 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,600 F---ing fraternity. Ugh. 47 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,233 - Bye, love you. 48 00:01:37,266 --> 00:01:40,834 - [snoring] 49 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:41,834 [glass breaks] 50 00:01:41,867 --> 00:01:44,533 - Ow! Sh--. 51 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:47,600 - I'm gonna have you lay back. 52 00:01:47,633 --> 00:01:51,500 - The party was here, once again. 53 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:54,934 - Come on. [smooches] 54 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:56,433 - Hell yeah, finished. 55 00:01:56,467 --> 00:02:01,266 ♪ ♪ 56 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:03,300 [line trilling] 57 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,633 - Hey friend. 58 00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:07,033 - Hey pardner. What are you doing tonight? 59 00:02:07,066 --> 00:02:09,300 Jason's on call and I'm bored. 60 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,200 - Oh. What are you doing? 61 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,266 - I'd love to. 62 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:25,266 I was very impressed by the Kathryn that I saw at lunch. 63 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,934 What do you think has helped you the most? 64 00:02:26,967 --> 00:02:30,233 - Right now I'm just trying to, like, stay physically healthy, 65 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:33,033 and that's helping with staying mentally healthy. 66 00:02:33,066 --> 00:02:37,500 - She is making actual steps in her life to get better, 67 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:40,200 and therefore I'd want to be in her corner. 68 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,066 - I'm glad we're doing it. 69 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,066 I'll see you soon. 70 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:44,100 - Alright, bye. 71 00:02:44,133 --> 00:02:46,800 [upbeat music] 72 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,233 ♪ ♪ 73 00:02:48,266 --> 00:02:49,266 - Hey Marc, how you doing? - Hey, how are you doing? 74 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,600 - Where's JD? 75 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:51,600 - Uh, he's right upstairs, doing some work. 76 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:52,934 - Thanks. 77 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,000 - We'll do a truffle fry and a shrimp polenta. 78 00:02:55,033 --> 00:02:56,934 - What's up, JD? How are you doing, man? 79 00:02:56,967 --> 00:02:58,867 - What's up brother? How you doing? 80 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,500 - Alright. Good seeing you. 81 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:02,066 - Alright, alright, come on over. 82 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,100 I was just working on some stuff. 83 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:04,834 You got time for lunch? 84 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:06,667 - Uh, you know. I just had a little bite. 85 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,800 But you know, I'll have a cocktail. 86 00:03:08,834 --> 00:03:11,967 - Laura, will you do a, uh, Gentry and Coke for Thomas? 87 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 So, bring me up to speed on you. 88 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:16,233 How's it going with Kathryn? 89 00:03:19,934 --> 00:03:21,400 - Do you have a napkin? - Yeah, I do. 90 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:24,133 And this agency feel they can find jobs for her 91 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:26,800 doing modeling with children. 92 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,867 And so, she asked me if I would bring Kensie 93 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,800 to a modeling shoot, a photo shoot. 94 00:03:36,834 --> 00:03:40,767 - Okay, yeah. I'm sure she would love doing that. 95 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:46,000 - So, I mean, I want her to have 96 00:03:46,033 --> 00:03:47,300 a good relationship with the kids. 97 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:48,533 - Yeah. 98 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:50,000 It's a tough balance dealing 99 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:52,600 with her as the mother, 100 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,133 and doing what's right for the kids, 101 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:56,000 and then dealing with her as a person. 102 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:58,066 - She's a tough woman to resist. 103 00:03:58,100 --> 00:03:59,900 - You're not thinking about proposing to Kathryn? 104 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:02,967 - No, no, no, I need a, you know, a real woman. 105 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,066 - Are you seeing anybody that makes you happy? 106 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:06,633 - Took a little walk with Landon. 107 00:04:08,633 --> 00:04:11,166 - Okay, is it like y'all are going on dates? 108 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,567 [pleasant music] 109 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,133 - I found your poetry book. [laughs] 110 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,567 - Oh, my God. 111 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,100 - Will you read to me? 112 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:22,900 - Oh, let me see. Oh, I'm not gonna read this. 113 00:04:22,934 --> 00:04:24,433 - [laughs] 114 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:26,300 - I think of all the people in the universe... 115 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,567 - Mm. 116 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,533 - I don't know if Kathryn would be 117 00:04:29,567 --> 00:04:31,767 real excited about that one. 118 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:36,433 So far, Kathryn has been Landon's greatest supporter. 119 00:04:36,467 --> 00:04:37,900 - I have done nothing. 120 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,367 - Look me in the eye and say you've done nothing. 121 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,633 - I haven't done nothing. - Then you're f---ing crazy. 122 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:43,400 [intense dramatic music] 123 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,033 - [laughs] Not. 124 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:47,400 Don't go buy any rabbits. 125 00:04:47,433 --> 00:04:49,734 - [laughs] 126 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,533 [jazzy music] 127 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:59,600 ♪ ♪ 128 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:01,500 - How you doing, girl? 129 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,400 - How are you? 130 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,066 - Good, good to see you. - Welcome home. 131 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:06,233 - Well, you wanna go see the property? 132 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:08,433 - Yeah, let's go check it out. 133 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:09,734 I want you to spend the day with me. 134 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,700 What could be better? 135 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:17,333 [upbeat music] 136 00:05:17,367 --> 00:05:19,667 - So, you know, I've been working on my website a lot, 137 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:22,500 and they're still having some technical difficulties. 138 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:24,033 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:25,800 - Yeah. 140 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:29,400 - Roam is taken; I'm gonna have to find a new name. 141 00:05:29,433 --> 00:05:30,633 Isn't that crazy? 142 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:33,467 ♪ ♪ 143 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,633 My dad is a real estate developer. 144 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:38,433 Everything he made is tangible. You can see it. 145 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:40,233 And with Roam, I can't be like 146 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:42,767 the plan's right here, Dad, I promise. 147 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:43,967 We've got it all together, 148 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,033 and he just looks at me like, "What?" 149 00:05:47,066 --> 00:05:48,934 So is this all part of it? - Yeah. 150 00:05:54,233 --> 00:05:57,567 - It's really pretty. You got plans? 151 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,533 - Yeah, matter of fact, I got a proposal for ya. 152 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:04,934 - Yeah? [nervous laugh] What's that? 153 00:06:04,967 --> 00:06:08,433 - As you know, me and Joe bought this property three years ago, 154 00:06:08,467 --> 00:06:11,033 and we finally got all our approvals. 155 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,734 And I've gotta be in Atlanta, and he does too, 156 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:17,533 and I need somebody to be on the property every day. 157 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:19,533 The commission on this would be 158 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,834 a couple hundred thousand dollars. 159 00:06:21,867 --> 00:06:25,200 I'm hoping it's something that you'd be interested in doing. 160 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:26,700 - Well, this is a lot. 161 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,734 I didn't think that you were gonna hit me with all this. 162 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,867 I thought this was your thing, 163 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:33,567 and I was just sort of tagging along. 164 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,433 - Well, I think this is a direction 165 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,266 where you can really make a living. 166 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,367 - Well, I mean, I'm hoping that I'll be able to make 167 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,300 a living through the website. 168 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,033 - It doesn't hurt to hope. 169 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:46,667 But that doesn't pay bills. 170 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,333 Let's walk out on the dock. - Okay. 171 00:06:49,367 --> 00:06:51,800 - You can look back and I can show you the lots. 172 00:06:51,834 --> 00:06:54,066 Each lot will have its own dock. 173 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:58,667 - Yeah. It is really beautiful out here. 174 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:02,333 - I know that I've put an awful lot on you to think about. 175 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:06,233 - But it's--I've put so much, like, time and effort, 176 00:07:06,266 --> 00:07:08,233 and love into this website. 177 00:07:08,266 --> 00:07:12,400 It's the first thing that I've ever done on my own, 178 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:15,667 as an adult, that is just mine. 179 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:17,467 I hate to say it, but once again, here you are, 180 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,934 just, like, handing me something. 181 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,233 And I just-- - No, I'm not handing you-- 182 00:07:20,266 --> 00:07:23,867 - I wanna do it on my own. 183 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,500 It would be really easy for me to just 184 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:28,633 go to work for my dad, marry Thomas. 185 00:07:28,667 --> 00:07:31,233 But you know, it's kind of like giving up on myself. 186 00:07:31,266 --> 00:07:33,967 - I've always encouraged you to dream, 187 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,333 but you gotta pay your bills. 188 00:07:36,367 --> 00:07:37,367 - Yeah. 189 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,000 I'm betting on me, 190 00:07:39,033 --> 00:07:40,700 and I would really appreciate it 191 00:07:40,734 --> 00:07:42,600 if everyone else would bet on me as well. 192 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:45,600 [brooding country rock music] 193 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,000 [upbeat music] 194 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:56,033 ♪ ♪ 195 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,200 - What are you doing? Looks like you're studying. 196 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:05,734 - I'm reading. 197 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:08,834 - This is weird. 198 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,867 - What? - You're alone. 199 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:13,200 Your house is clean. It's noon. 200 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:14,867 - Yes. 201 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:17,100 - You're dressed, you're eating and you're--I think I like it. 202 00:08:17,133 --> 00:08:20,033 - Hell yeah, girl. - I like it. 203 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:24,333 - You know, Cam, sometimes I surprise myself and others. 204 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:27,133 - Was you wake-up call when I showed up at your house? 205 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:30,967 Missed our appointment and you were in bed at 1:30? 206 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,467 It looks like there was a frat party last night. 207 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:35,200 - There's a frat party every night. 208 00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:36,600 - You bought this house 209 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:39,200 in an attempt to, like, grow up, and like-- 210 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:40,700 - I know. 211 00:08:40,734 --> 00:08:44,166 Um, that perfectly illustrated why I need to move. 212 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,166 - Yeah. 213 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,834 - It's too crazy here, man. 214 00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:48,834 I can't deal. 215 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:51,667 - You just have to ask yourself, if you do live on the beach, 216 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,066 and live the beach life, 217 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,100 are you gonna be constantly missing the downtown life? 218 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:57,000 - No, I won't. 219 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:59,333 I just need a little bit of a buffer, 220 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:01,033 so when someone texts me, 221 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:04,600 I can mostly say, "Thank you, maybe next time." 222 00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:07,433 unless it's a very good offer. 223 00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:10,900 I don't know, cheerleaders or something. 224 00:09:10,934 --> 00:09:13,033 You think stuff is coming on the market? 225 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:14,533 - I think we'll eventually find something. 226 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:16,867 - Yeah? - You know. 227 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:19,200 - Maybe I'll find a little lady. 228 00:09:19,233 --> 00:09:23,066 - Speaking of little ladies, I saw Chelsea last night. 229 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,834 - Oh, my God. - She looks good. 230 00:09:24,867 --> 00:09:26,400 - I know. 231 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:29,800 - And she's cool. 232 00:09:29,834 --> 00:09:31,100 - I'm pretty sure she's dating Austin. 233 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,533 - No, she's not. 234 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:35,400 - She's with him. I don't know how labels work. 235 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:37,633 - Right, I think-- I don't know, 236 00:09:37,667 --> 00:09:40,100 I think, I think you're scared of being vulnerable. 237 00:09:40,133 --> 00:09:42,500 If you were to be a little vulnerable to her, 238 00:09:42,533 --> 00:09:45,166 and be like, "I would like to get to know you better," 239 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,133 she would never talk to Austin again. 240 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,500 - Can you hear me saying those words? 241 00:09:48,533 --> 00:09:50,133 Have you ever seen me say that? 242 00:09:50,166 --> 00:09:52,033 - You could. 243 00:09:52,066 --> 00:09:54,667 I think that you and I have issues going on 244 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:57,767 right now in our lives, but in different ways. 245 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,700 - Please, tell me how we are similar. 246 00:09:59,734 --> 00:10:01,100 - Hear me out. 247 00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:05,900 I think that we both have issues with being vulnerable. 248 00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:10,867 And I think with me, it's being vulnerable to have a baby. 249 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:13,000 And I think with you, it's being vulnerable 250 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,934 to have a serious relationship. 251 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:18,333 You and I are both at a point in our life where we're happy. 252 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,000 We're even keel. You know, it's-- 253 00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:24,033 - I'm not happy. - You're happy. 254 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,300 You're happy. 255 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:30,367 - Am I? Okay. 256 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,100 - We've all been hurt in life. 257 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,467 - I'm not scared of getting hurt. 258 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,667 I'm scared of hurting. 259 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,500 - Mm. 260 00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:40,100 - I wanna get hurt, I wanna feel something. 261 00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,066 - It's only human. It's-- - Trust me, it would be amazing. 262 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,066 Because I feel nothing towards anyone, 263 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,066 and it's been that way a long time. 264 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,500 I need help. 265 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,934 Ugh. 266 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,100 - Coming up... 267 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:54,333 - Shep did something really weird. 268 00:10:54,367 --> 00:10:55,433 And I've been like torn 269 00:10:55,467 --> 00:10:57,867 if I should, like, tell you or not. 270 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,066 [upbeat jazzy music] 271 00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:06,233 - They're so soft. - Yeah, they're really cool. 272 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,867 - I like everything in here. 273 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,333 - We'll just grab a bunch of stuff, 274 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:11,100 and we'll go from there. 275 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,266 - Sounds good, I trust y'all. 276 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:13,367 - Yeah. Alright. 277 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,533 - What's up? Good to see you. 278 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,467 - Good to see you. - How are you doing? 279 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,800 - This place is awesome. - Thanks. 280 00:11:19,834 --> 00:11:21,266 - You'll find something cute in here. 281 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:22,367 - Yeah. 282 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,934 - Well, let's find you an outfit. 283 00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:27,066 - Um, that's another thing. I'm in a new age bracket. 284 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,834 - Nice. - Which I'm fine with. 285 00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:34,066 And so I need to be between party girl and fun mom. 286 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,066 - Okay. 287 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,900 - Now I need to market myself 288 00:11:36,934 --> 00:11:39,133 as is I'm a f--ing J.Crew bitch. 289 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,200 - We can figure this out. 290 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,133 - And I'm not a J.Crew bitch, 291 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:45,700 sorry, I don't know what else to say. 292 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,867 - This is cool. - That would be cute. 293 00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:50,467 - This is sexy. 294 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:53,433 Is that too sexy, Mom? 295 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,000 Okay, no cleavage. 296 00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:57,333 - This is cute. - I love that. 297 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,300 - It's very feminine. - Hey, friend. 298 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:01,300 - I'm so glad that you were able to come by here. 299 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:02,367 - Hey, sisters. 300 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,200 - Hey. - Hello, Ms. Model. 301 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:07,100 - How are you? - Good. 302 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,800 - Cameron, she was in the area, and I told her 303 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:10,500 that we were shopping, so-- - Okay. 304 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,734 - We'll all three do this together. We'll tackle it. 305 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,066 - Sounds good. 306 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,200 She went from refusing to go to coffee with me, 307 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:20,066 to all of a sudden shopping with me. 308 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,433 - When is the photo shoot? - Tomorrow. 309 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,734 - Oh, my God. - It's so exciting. 310 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,000 - Whatever. 311 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,767 - Get on it there. - Okay. 312 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,166 - Let us know if you need help. 313 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,900 I'm gonna get some wine. 314 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:44,000 - Okay, here we go. I want a show. 315 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,567 - Yes, we want a full catwalk. We ready? 316 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,900 - Almost, I'm trying to just zip this thing. 317 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,800 - Have you ever done like a sexy photo shoot? 318 00:12:50,834 --> 00:12:52,367 - No. 319 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:54,433 - I think you should do something like that for Jason. 320 00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:56,867 Before you get pregnant and your body goes to sh--, 321 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,934 like, do it. 322 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:02,500 You might not bounce back. 323 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,066 - [gasps] 324 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,367 - Okay, y'all. 325 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,133 - Oh, wait it's like a romper. Okay. 326 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,567 - Oh, I love it. - I kinda love it. 327 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,834 - That'd be cute with boots. 328 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,600 It's a good color on you too. - Yeah. 329 00:13:12,633 --> 00:13:15,400 - Listen, while I have you both here, 330 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:18,533 my 33rd birthday is next week. 331 00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,033 - Yeah! 332 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:24,266 - And I am thinking about doing, like, a trip to Key West. 333 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,533 - Okay, okay. 334 00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:27,233 - I would love for y'all both to come. 335 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,633 - Oh, I'd love that, definitely. - Damn. 336 00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,166 - But I want to invite everybody, 337 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,700 And I mean, I don't know 338 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,900 if you would be okay with being there with Thomas. 339 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:38,834 - I think so, I'm pretty sure Thomas is there too. 340 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,400 - Yeah. - What about, like, Landon? 341 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:43,100 If I invite Landon, will y'all be... 342 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,033 - She's not relevant in my life, and she never will be, 343 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,667 no matter what her little brain thinks. 344 00:13:46,700 --> 00:13:48,333 Thank God I'm over it. [laughs] 345 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:51,233 Yeah. - Okay. 346 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:53,600 - Alright, well I'm going to change. 347 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,233 - Okay, go. 348 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,967 I never told you what happened when I got to Shep's. 349 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,266 I had to literally, physically pull him out of bed. 350 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,667 - What the hell? - The house wasn't even locked. 351 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:04,834 I walked right in. 352 00:14:04,867 --> 00:14:07,033 He was upstairs in his bed passed out. 353 00:14:07,066 --> 00:14:11,667 - Oh, my God. - Okay guys, I'm coming out. 354 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,266 I like the color combination, I just feel like right there 355 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,867 is my mommy pouch. 356 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,266 - So, maybe you could even do skinny jeans and that top. 357 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,300 - Okay. 358 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,800 - Tell me how you woke him up. 359 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,166 Did you just start screaming at him? 360 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,166 - Just opened the door, and he was--there he was. 361 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,600 - Oh God. Is there any hope for Shepster? 362 00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:30,000 - So-- - Well, tonight, Austen and I 363 00:14:30,033 --> 00:14:32,500 are gonna hang out with Shep. 364 00:14:32,533 --> 00:14:35,867 - Yeah, this is pretty. - Oh, I actually like that. 365 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,200 - I know, I really like this. 366 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,800 - It's, like, it's like kind of retro looking. 367 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,734 And it shows off your waist, and it shows off your legs. 368 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,967 - I love it. - Yeah, this is really cute. 369 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,767 Okay. - For sure. 370 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,400 - Alright. - I wish I had them legs. 371 00:14:48,433 --> 00:14:50,734 - My God. 372 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:53,734 [upbeat rock music] 373 00:14:53,767 --> 00:15:00,667 ♪ ♪ 374 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,934 - Yo. 375 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,734 - You, uh, work at Great Clips, right? 376 00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,133 - Okay. 377 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:11,133 [pleasant country music] 378 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,567 ♪ ♪ 379 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,834 - What's up? 380 00:15:13,867 --> 00:15:15,500 - Oh man, you, like, look all fancy, man, 381 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,734 when, like, you're cutting people's hair, huh? 382 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:17,734 - I look like a professional, okay? 383 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,000 - Yeah, you do. 384 00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,300 - What you doing today? Working? Not working? 385 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:23,934 - Yeah, I'm doing my best to not work, but um, 386 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:26,033 I figured I'd stop by and say what's up. 387 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,333 - Nice, good. 388 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:30,100 - Well, I talked to my parents. 389 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,400 They said they're gonna come in town this weekend. 390 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,533 Are you still interested in meeting them? 391 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,000 - Yes. - Grabbing some drinks? 392 00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,066 - Yeah. - That's easy. 393 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,100 - What are you doing tonight? 394 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:39,667 - Drinks with Shep and Whitney. 395 00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,767 - Little guys night? 396 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,333 - Little bit of a guys night. 397 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:47,166 - Well, Shep did something really weird. 398 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,433 And I've been, like, torn if I should, like, tell you or not, 399 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:54,033 but I feel like, if roles were reversed, 400 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,533 I'd want you to tell me, so-- 401 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:56,834 - Okay. 402 00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,266 - Remember when we were at Commodore last night? 403 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,066 - Uh-huh. - Well, he, like, 404 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,367 came to the back of the bar, 405 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,600 and he like, grabbed my arm, 406 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,133 and he was like, "Come here, I need to talk to you." 407 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,734 So he like, grabs my arm, 408 00:16:09,767 --> 00:16:11,166 he pulls me out of the back door, 409 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,667 and he just immediately turns around and just like, 410 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,000 goes in to, like, kiss me. 411 00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:18,200 And I'm like, "Dude, what are you doing?" 412 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:21,266 - So he, like, grabbed you? - Yeah. 413 00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,700 He tried, like, two or three times. 414 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:28,633 - It is a cheap, slime move. 415 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:32,300 - And you being inside the bar? 416 00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:35,700 I just feel like that took some nerve. 417 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,367 And he was like, "Oh God, come on. 418 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,800 "Everybody knows that, like, 419 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,567 "you and I have so much chemistry, 420 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,834 and you and Austen are such a joke, and--" 421 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:44,100 - He said that? - Yeah. 422 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,333 - He said that? - Yeah. 423 00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,767 - "You and Austen are such a joke"? 424 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,100 - Yeah. 425 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,834 And he was like, "He's with Landon all the time, 426 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:53,600 "and there's way more chemistry there. 427 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,467 "And everyone knows that, like, 428 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,600 you and I have something special, and--" 429 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,100 - Motherf---er. 430 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,233 - He was trying to make it seem to me like 431 00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,400 I am very naive about 432 00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:09,734 what you do when I'm not around. 433 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,133 Is there something going on with you and Landon 434 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:14,166 that he's, like, trying to tell me, or? 435 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,834 - No, there's nothing going on with, you know, 436 00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:17,100 like, Landon and I. 437 00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:20,667 I--I--I mean, it's-- it's ridiculous. 438 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,667 [tense music] 439 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,834 I wanna say that I can't believe that Shep would do this, 440 00:17:25,867 --> 00:17:29,133 but I do believe that Shep would do this. 441 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,200 God damn. 442 00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,300 You know, and now I'm going to have to 443 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,867 to get drinks with him tonight. 444 00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:36,100 I have to try my hardest to not blow my lid. 445 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:39,400 ♪ ♪ 446 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,767 - Coming up... 447 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,333 - You forcibly pulled her out there. 448 00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:44,834 - Did nothing. Oh, my God. 449 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:46,166 Do you really think that I'd make someone 450 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,667 go anywhere to talk to me? Are you nuts? 451 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:51,900 [upbeat rock music] 452 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:57,000 ♪ ♪ 453 00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:58,166 - What's up brother? How you doing man? 454 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,500 - How's it going? - You look dapper. 455 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,934 - Thanks, man. - Why don't you grab a beer? 456 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:03,300 - You know me too well. Thanks, man. 457 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,567 What's up? 458 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,767 - Uh, something happened the other night, 459 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,100 after Commodore. 460 00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,100 And Shep just kind of surprised me. 461 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,033 You know, Chelsea, he uh, pulled her aside 462 00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:15,567 and started telling her how, like, 463 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,367 their chemistry is through the roof, 464 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,066 and ours, like, is non-existent, and tries to kiss her. 465 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,567 - F---, are you serious? 466 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,533 - He uh, has zero reverence for our friendship. 467 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:27,300 - Shep's a sh---y person. 468 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,333 - He's looking out for number one so much 469 00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,633 that he just burns everyone on his way. 470 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:34,200 You know, and, like, I'm not gonna sweep this under the rug. 471 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:37,000 I was just, like, wanna look and say, like, explain yourself. 472 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,367 Look who it is. 473 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,700 - What's up, buddy? - What's going on, bud? 474 00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:42,900 - Hey man, how are you? - I'm good. 475 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:45,533 I, uh, I'm good. 476 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:48,467 [pensive music] 477 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,867 - What is going on? 478 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,300 ♪ ♪ 479 00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,367 - Hey, hey, what's up? 480 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,667 - Hey man. - How are y'all? 481 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,834 - What's up? - What's up buddy? 482 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,700 How we doing, man? - Good to see ya. 483 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:59,266 Hey, Beau. Hey man, what's up? 484 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,066 - I can't believe that he's able to just 485 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,500 act like nothing's happened. 486 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,767 - What's up, dude? - What's up, bro? 487 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,467 - Hey, how are you? - I like the sweater, man. 488 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,533 - He can, like, compartmentalize what happened. 489 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,800 You know, this thing that he knows is f---ed up, 490 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,133 but he's like, "Oh, I'll never talk about it again." 491 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,200 And you're like, "That's not how this works." 492 00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:20,333 - Put it right here. How you been? 493 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,834 - I'm alright. - I know those girls. 494 00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,200 I want them both. 495 00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:26,867 - Surprise, surprise. - [laughs] Oh, Austen. 496 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,266 He's got the moral high ground now that he's, you know, 497 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,700 in a relationship. 498 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,967 - Oh, yeah, you do? - Yeah. 499 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,266 - A little jealousy there, bro. - No. 500 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,767 I am happy for you. - Are you? 501 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,867 - Yes. 502 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,533 - I--I hear differently, Shep. 503 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:41,633 - No man, you got the wrong guy. 504 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,934 - Do I? - Yeah. 505 00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,133 - I don't know, man, Chelsea kind of regaled me 506 00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:47,233 with an interesting little tale. 507 00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:49,567 - Oh, wow, I'd love to hear it. 508 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,300 - Is there nothing that you wanna-- 509 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,700 - No, nothing I wanna reveal, no. 510 00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:55,834 - So, so what happened? 511 00:19:55,867 --> 00:19:58,166 [tense music] 512 00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,834 - He pulled a really sh---y move 513 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,333 and started telling her how, like, 514 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,300 her and I don't make sense, and pulls her out of the bar, 515 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,100 tries to kiss her. 516 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,000 - Was I wrong? 517 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,133 - Did you not think that you were wrong in that? 518 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,767 - It was a test. - Shep. 519 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,333 - I was making sure on your behalf, 520 00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:15,333 I was thinking about you. 521 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,967 - Please, please. 522 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,900 - You tried to bang Naomi the first time I brought her over. 523 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,667 - Yeah. 524 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,900 - No matter who I marry, you'll try and have sex with her. 525 00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:27,367 Hopefully, the girl I'm marrying likes me enough to say no. 526 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,967 - Craig, I am no Lothario, okay, my friend. 527 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,567 - You think I know what that f---ing means? 528 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,767 - In his defense though, you two weren't going out. 529 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,033 - He won't say that they are either. 530 00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,266 This is crazy, this is, like... - And like--Shep--Shep-- 531 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,767 - Nobody wants to claim anything. 532 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,567 You and Landon, you go, "I--I--I face-time Landon. 533 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,633 I don't really even text with Chelsea." 534 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,066 And I was like, "Oh." 535 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,700 - That's the relationship that you know, her and I have, 536 00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,200 and, and, look, it's-- 537 00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:53,066 - That doesn't sound like much of a relationship to me. 538 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,633 I don't know. - Shep. 539 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,567 - I have a lot of girls that I text randomly, 540 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,734 every now and then when I wanna go out. 541 00:20:58,767 --> 00:21:00,734 And--and if you tried to kiss one of them, 542 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,200 I'd be like, "Eh, whatever." 543 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:05,133 Everybody wants to have their cake and eat it too. 544 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,834 - My interpretation of events, 545 00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,000 if you don't mind me interjecting, 546 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,400 seems like perhaps, 547 00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:11,233 maybe at a late junction in the evening, might of-- 548 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,333 perhaps made an overture that was kind of inappropriate, 549 00:21:13,367 --> 00:21:14,900 but not really, who cares? - Yes. 550 00:21:14,934 --> 00:21:17,834 - You're overreacting, I think, a bit. 551 00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:19,900 If you're that serious about her, I mean, tell-- 552 00:21:19,934 --> 00:21:22,100 'cause he thinks you're-- it's like a casual thing. 553 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:23,600 - Some would say, like, even if you're buddy 554 00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,533 had an inkling of a relationship with a girl, 555 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:28,266 then you go to the next one. 556 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,100 - Wait, didn't this happen first on your side? 557 00:21:31,133 --> 00:21:32,633 - Shep, I, like, felt remorse for it. 558 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,033 - No you didn't. 559 00:21:34,066 --> 00:21:35,200 - And I came out to you, and I said something to you-- 560 00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:37,700 - I confronted you about it. 561 00:21:37,734 --> 00:21:39,166 You're sort of seeing Chelsea? 562 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,800 - [stammers] Yes. 563 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:46,066 - Just in the future, let me know first. 564 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,600 - I had this, like, internal battle with myself-- 565 00:21:47,633 --> 00:21:49,400 - I've given you a chance to say that you're 566 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:52,600 dating somebody 500 times, and you won't say it. 567 00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:54,300 - Chelsea would even say the same thing. 568 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,533 We--we aren't dating, 569 00:21:55,567 --> 00:21:57,400 and we shouldn't have to say that we are. 570 00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,433 - You should. - But-- 571 00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:09,133 I have no idea who to believe, because you won't step up 572 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,900 and tell me anything definitively. 573 00:22:10,934 --> 00:22:12,333 If I don't know, how can I know? 574 00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:13,967 I think what I'm trying to say is, 575 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,567 I apologize, A, and B, 576 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,166 I didn't know what the situation was. 577 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,533 I just didn't, and sometimes 578 00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:23,633 my maleness gets the better of me. 579 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,000 - You are missing the point, buddy. 580 00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,600 You forcibly pulled her out-- 581 00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,300 - Did nothing. Oh, my God. 582 00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:29,667 Do you really think that 583 00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:31,667 I'd make someone go anywhere to talk to me? 584 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,133 Are you nuts? 585 00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,333 She could have said, "I don't wanna come outside." 586 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,000 Maybe she likes me. 587 00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:39,100 - Why would Chelsea lie to me? - I wanna drop this. 588 00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,200 - Yeah, obviously, because you tried to f--- the girl. 589 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,834 [intense dramatic music] 590 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:48,800 Austen's really forcing this mirror in Shep's face tonight. 591 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,500 - Okay, you need to let it die. - Let's go to the next place. 592 00:22:51,533 --> 00:22:53,934 - Alright. - Alright, let's go. 593 00:22:53,967 --> 00:22:55,300 Cheers, man. 594 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,600 - It's really hard to look into that mirror 595 00:22:58,633 --> 00:23:00,033 and see someone you don't like, 596 00:23:00,066 --> 00:23:02,266 and I don't think Shep likes who he is right now. 597 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,867 - Bunch of f---ing babies around here. 598 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:06,600 - I would just drop it. Don't let Craig-- 599 00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:07,900 - It was dropped! 600 00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:11,300 - Don't let Craig protract this ridiculousness. 601 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,333 - I gotta use the restroom. 602 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,000 [dramatic percussive music] 603 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,700 - Oh, hey, Mr. Insecure. 604 00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:17,934 - Don't even for one goddamn second 605 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:20,100 construe this as such. 606 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,133 - Shep thinks it's normal to try and f--- people's girls. 607 00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:28,400 - Do you think he realized he made a mistake? 608 00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:30,367 - F--- no. F--- no. 609 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,734 Shep is Shep. 610 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:33,633 - Well, do you think he-- but do you think he 611 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:35,100 really meant it though, at 4:00 in the morning? 612 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,066 You've been drunk and made mistakes. 613 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,300 - All I need is a, you know, a sincere apology, 614 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:41,367 and to let him know how I feel and that's it, that's it. 615 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,600 - But he's not changed. 616 00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,033 He's gonna continue to try and f--- 617 00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:46,533 the girls you like, that's what I accepted. 618 00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:48,333 It's not okay, but it is what it is. 619 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:52,400 - It was the substance of the conversation, not his action. 620 00:23:52,433 --> 00:23:54,567 Him thinking "I'm better than you," 621 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,767 and it was like, what? 622 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,333 - In Charlotte, he, like, kind of 623 00:23:57,367 --> 00:23:58,900 mentioned something offhand. 624 00:23:58,934 --> 00:24:01,066 He said to me, like, you don't make enough 625 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,100 to make her happy. 626 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:05,767 - She went slumming with you. 627 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,100 She wanted to see what the blue collar life was like. 628 00:24:08,133 --> 00:24:10,200 Hey, sorry you don't have a private jet. 629 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,633 If you had one, maybe that would work. 630 00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,633 - And, like, I, like, laughed it off, you know. 631 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:16,100 I was like, "I'm wasted right now. 632 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:17,600 What, am I gonna yell at this kid?" 633 00:24:17,633 --> 00:24:19,834 - It's a sense of entitlement, and you feel insulted 634 00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:21,567 at what he said. - Uh-oh. 635 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,567 - I just want you to live your life. 636 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,567 - Thank you. 637 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,400 - And be happy with you. 638 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,934 - Craig. What about us? 639 00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:29,800 - Not with what some douchebag thinks about you. 640 00:24:29,834 --> 00:24:31,300 - Thank you. 641 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,133 - Hey, you guys gotta have a better subject than me, 642 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,333 for f---'s sake. 643 00:24:34,367 --> 00:24:35,467 - Oh, Shep. 644 00:24:37,066 --> 00:24:38,133 - I gotta piss. 645 00:24:38,166 --> 00:24:39,266 - Craig and Shep had this rivalry, 646 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:40,633 where they're like [mumbles]. 647 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,467 You know, now it's Austen and Shep. 648 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,800 And so, you know, now Craig thinks 649 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,233 he can, like, pile on Shep. 650 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:48,533 - What is going on? Bunch of f---ing hens. 651 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:50,433 - I'm thoroughly enjoying this conversation. 652 00:24:50,467 --> 00:24:52,800 Austen's just being a total diva about the whole thing. 653 00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:54,900 They didn't kiss. Who cares? Move on. 654 00:24:54,934 --> 00:24:56,967 - Everybody relax. - Scoot over. 655 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,600 Let's finish this bottle, and then roll. 656 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,800 - Money? Are you crazy? 657 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:18,767 [intense music] 658 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,900 - I don't really care. 659 00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:21,233 He's a f---ing girl. 660 00:25:21,266 --> 00:25:23,233 - Tell me what's going on. - Unbelievable. 661 00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,700 I'm f---ing furious. 662 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,467 You said I mentioned f---ing money? 663 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:28,467 - You've, like, alluded to that a couple times. 664 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,633 - Allude to it? I have never said that. 665 00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,500 - We were in Charlotte. You looked at me and you go, 666 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,700 "You don't have enough money for her, bro." 667 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,300 Words out of your mouth! And I let it go. 668 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,667 - When? When? 669 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:40,100 - When we were sitting at the bar before we bowled. 670 00:25:40,133 --> 00:25:41,633 You said it to me and I let it go. 671 00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:44,367 - You're on very thin ice with me. 672 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,967 - I'm on thin ice with you, Shep? 673 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,266 - Yeah. Yeah. - Considering the conversation 674 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,767 that you and I just had, 675 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,266 this is, like, mind-blowing right now. 676 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,834 - You're f---ing nuts, man. 677 00:25:52,867 --> 00:25:55,767 I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire right now. 678 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,266 - Shep, you're just gonna walk away like that? 679 00:25:58,300 --> 00:25:59,900 - Yeah, I am. I am walking away. 680 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:00,967 - Are you serious? 681 00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:05,734 - Oh, yeah, I pulled my-- 682 00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:08,133 I pulled my pants down and said, "Jump on my dick." 683 00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,300 - You didn't say it. - Yeah, that's what I did. 684 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:10,834 - If you didn't say it, come on. 685 00:26:10,867 --> 00:26:12,967 - I never f---ing said it. - That's--then you're okay. 686 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,633 - Well, hey, now, you know what? 687 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,567 Now you're sabotaging yourself, 688 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,200 cause you f---ing keep talking like a goddamn f---ing-- 689 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:23,233 - Shep. I didn't say anything to you, now you're walking away, 690 00:26:23,266 --> 00:26:25,800 without even trying to, like, absolve this. 691 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,567 - Huh? You do you, I'll do me. 692 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,333 That's from now on, 'cause I don't really care. 693 00:26:31,367 --> 00:26:33,066 I got a million friends, don't need any more. 694 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,767 - So that's what's gonna happen? - Yeah. 695 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,200 - I heard that. 696 00:26:38,233 --> 00:26:40,600 - Oh, man. 697 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,166 - Let it go, man. 698 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,400 - No, everyone's okay with 699 00:26:43,433 --> 00:26:45,834 people f---ing their girlfriends now. 700 00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:47,333 - I'm f---ing furious. 701 00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:49,400 - Shep is acting like a goddamn child and I'm done. 702 00:26:49,433 --> 00:26:52,967 - Hey, Austen, Austen. Austen, Austen. 703 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,467 - Ugh! 704 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,100 - Coming up... 705 00:26:56,133 --> 00:26:58,200 - Made my own mistakes and I'm taking responsibility, but... 706 00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:06,867 [upbeat electronic music] 707 00:27:09,266 --> 00:27:10,700 ♪ ♪ 708 00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:13,066 - Hello. - Hello, how are you? 709 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,867 - Good, um, I'm Kathryn, and I have an appointment at 4:00. 710 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,500 - Okay, come on back. - Whoo-hoo. 711 00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:18,600 - Want me to carry something for you? 712 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:19,967 - Oh, no I got it. - Okay. 713 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,166 - This is my little girl's wardrobe. 714 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,800 - Oh, it's precious. 715 00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:24,800 - [hoarsely] Hello, my dear. 716 00:27:24,834 --> 00:27:26,133 Nice to meet you. I'm Amy. 717 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:27,734 - Nice to meet you. I'm Kathryn. 718 00:27:27,767 --> 00:27:30,367 - Um, I'm sorry for my voice. Everything will be great. 719 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,200 - Yeah. - I'll go get set up. 720 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,467 - Okay, great. Thank you so much. 721 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,934 - What's up? 722 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:36,967 - How are you doing? - Getting everything together? 723 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,166 - Yeah, trying. 724 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,433 - This is fun. 725 00:27:39,467 --> 00:27:40,867 - I brought a few options for Kensie. 726 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,166 - Oh, I love it. 727 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,400 - Look how cute these little pants are. 728 00:27:43,433 --> 00:27:45,734 - Love it. I'm just gonna set this stuff up. 729 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,333 You got everything you need? 730 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:50,200 - Um, I have to get the rest of my things out of the trunk. 731 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,900 - Okay. 732 00:27:51,934 --> 00:27:56,100 - Thomas allowing me to do this photo shoot with Kensie 733 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:58,967 is kind of weird but awesome at the same time. 734 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,433 - Hey. - Hey, how you doing? 735 00:28:01,467 --> 00:28:03,000 Where's my little boo? 736 00:28:03,033 --> 00:28:06,433 It's making me think, maybe Thomas has made some progress... 737 00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:08,500 Hey sweet pea, what's going on? 738 00:28:08,533 --> 00:28:12,066 As far as, you know, wanting to truly co-parent. 739 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,133 - Got her. 740 00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:16,834 - Baby! Oh, oh, oh, oh! 741 00:28:16,867 --> 00:28:18,266 And it's also time 742 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:20,066 that I typically wouldn't get with Kensie, 743 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:21,266 and I'm so thankful. 744 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,900 Oh. - Need some help with this? 745 00:28:22,934 --> 00:28:24,367 - If you don't mind. 746 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,967 And I love Thomas so much for this. 747 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,100 - Oh, Kensie's arrived. 748 00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:31,200 Hey Thomas. 749 00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:32,533 - Can you say, "Hey?" - Hey. 750 00:28:32,567 --> 00:28:35,266 - You gonna stick around? - Uh, yeah, I guess. 751 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,633 - This is gonna be a big game of dress-up. 752 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,166 - Dress-up. - [together] Dress-up. 753 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,166 - [laughs] 754 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,700 - Let's get that hair going. 755 00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:43,300 - Want to come sit up here with Mommy? 756 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,367 - Yeah, come sit with me. 757 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,066 [downbeat electronic music] 758 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,834 [both giggle] 759 00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:54,200 - [laughs] - Are you excited, or what? 760 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:56,433 - Yeah. [laughs] 761 00:28:56,467 --> 00:28:58,433 - Oh, my God. - She's so happy all the time. 762 00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:01,467 - She is. Even Saint smiles. 763 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:03,633 - I miss little Saint. What's he doing? 764 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,300 - Smiling and laughing. 765 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,433 - Guys ready in five? Let's roll it, okay. 766 00:29:08,467 --> 00:29:10,767 - Alright, Thomas, I'm gonna change. 767 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,934 - I'll walk out then. 768 00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,567 - Alright, girls are gonna get ready. 769 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,567 - Say, bye-bye. 770 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,834 - [chuckles] 771 00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:17,834 [upbeat dance music] 772 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,100 - 807. 773 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,266 ♪ ♪ 774 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:25,333 - You know, get the grand review. the first look. 775 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:26,467 Oh, look at you. 776 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,533 - You look so cute. You ready? 777 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,300 - Wow, you look beautiful. 778 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,033 - Did you tell Mommy she looks so pretty? 779 00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:33,567 - She tried putting the bow in my hair. 780 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:34,934 She said, "Mommy's hair." 781 00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:37,734 - Aw, you ready? - Oh, yeah. Look at her. 782 00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:39,767 Oh my gosh, so cute. 783 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,400 - Sit on there for me, Mommy? - She knows what she's doing. 784 00:29:42,433 --> 00:29:44,500 - Oh, yeah. She's a natural. 785 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,266 - Look at Mommy. Look up. 786 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:49,400 - That is a happy baby. - Say, "Hello, Mommy." 787 00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:51,266 - Get 'em. 788 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,467 - Beautiful. 789 00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,233 - Lean into her. Right there, perfect. 790 00:29:55,266 --> 00:29:58,133 Good, there she goes, that's it. 791 00:29:58,166 --> 00:30:02,633 - Seeing Kensie, and Thomas, watching and laughing, 792 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:06,066 makes me really just see that light... 793 00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:09,300 - Yeah. Oh, thank you. 794 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,533 - Of, you know, what I always pictured 795 00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:13,200 at the end of the tunnel. 796 00:30:13,233 --> 00:30:15,600 She loves this snow. 797 00:30:15,633 --> 00:30:18,233 Us together as a family. 798 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:20,700 - [laughs] - Hi, Buggy. 799 00:30:20,734 --> 00:30:22,367 And that's what I see right now. 800 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,834 No? 801 00:30:24,867 --> 00:30:26,500 - Okay, guys. I think we're finished. 802 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:28,000 We've got really, really good stuff. 803 00:30:28,033 --> 00:30:29,667 - Kensie, can you clap? - Way to go, Kensie. 804 00:30:29,700 --> 00:30:32,100 - Yay, Kensie! - Yay! 805 00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:35,033 - Come on. - No. 806 00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:36,233 - What's the matter? 807 00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:38,066 - She's uh, probably tired, honestly. 808 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:39,300 - Yeah. 809 00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:40,533 - That's grumpy, when she doesn't want-- 810 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,166 - The transition to gone. - [clears throat] 811 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,400 - That was great. I loved it. - Wasn't she a natural? 812 00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:45,834 - She's a ham. 813 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:46,867 Are you about ready to go? 814 00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:52,333 - Alright let's uh, let me get her some wipes. 815 00:30:52,367 --> 00:30:54,967 - Oh, I'll walk out with you. 816 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,600 - She's not wanting to go. 817 00:30:56,633 --> 00:30:58,433 - Yay, whoo-hoo. 818 00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:00,266 - [cries] - No, ma'am. 819 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:02,266 What do you wanna do, babe? 820 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,633 Where are we going? 821 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,500 Aw, she wants to get in my car. 822 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,400 - [crying] - This is breaking my heart. 823 00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:11,934 - Kensie? Kensie? 824 00:31:11,967 --> 00:31:13,934 - Baby? - We have to go. 825 00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:16,567 - [crying] 826 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,900 - Come on. 827 00:31:17,934 --> 00:31:20,967 - I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh, I can't do it. 828 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,734 - I'll do it, I'll do it. Come on. 829 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,333 - [crying] - Come on, we have to go. 830 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:28,233 - [wailing] 831 00:31:28,266 --> 00:31:31,033 - You're gonna see Mommy soon. 832 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:32,333 Come on. 833 00:31:32,367 --> 00:31:35,533 [soft dramatic music] 834 00:31:35,567 --> 00:31:37,834 Kensie. Kensie, come on. 835 00:31:37,867 --> 00:31:40,200 No, no, no, come on, Kensie. 836 00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:43,233 Kensie, come on. - [wailing] 837 00:31:43,266 --> 00:31:44,734 - Alright. I'll talk to you soon. 838 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:45,767 - Okay. - See you. 839 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,600 - Good job. - Thanks. 840 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:50,600 ♪ ♪ 841 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:52,700 - [moans] 842 00:31:52,734 --> 00:31:55,767 [crying] 843 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,667 Oh, my God. 844 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:01,667 [tense dramatic music] 845 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,767 ♪ ♪ 846 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,033 - What's wrong? 847 00:32:09,767 --> 00:32:13,467 [crying] She wanted to go home, I guess, with me. 848 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,533 And I hate this. - I know. 849 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:18,667 [gentle music] 850 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,467 - It's just getting so hard. 851 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,867 Are you kidding me? 852 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:26,834 Those children love you to pieces. 853 00:32:26,867 --> 00:32:30,633 - And she needs me and I can't be there, you know? 854 00:32:30,667 --> 00:32:33,700 She is craving her mommy, 855 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,533 and she can't express it, 856 00:32:35,567 --> 00:32:37,100 except through crying. 857 00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:39,934 [somber music] 858 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,400 I made my own mistakes, and I'm taking responsibility, but... 859 00:32:49,066 --> 00:32:51,066 - I'm so sorry you're going through that. 860 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:58,333 [sniffles] Oh, my gosh. 861 00:32:58,367 --> 00:33:01,800 ♪ ♪ 862 00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,166 - Coming up... 863 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,700 - I'm not gonna try to change you anymore, like, 864 00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:06,100 if this is who you are, 865 00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:08,667 then go be yourself, but not with me. 866 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,900 Because I don't like the way that you are. 867 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:14,900 [upbeat jazzy music] 868 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:24,433 ♪ ♪ 869 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:28,767 - Hey, buddy. - Hi, friend. 870 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,033 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 871 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:33,033 - Good. - Your house smells good. 872 00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,233 - Good, I light candles all the time. 873 00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:36,500 You want anything to drink? 874 00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,734 - Um, I'll have a beer. 875 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,400 - We should go outside 'cause it's so nice out. 876 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:44,433 - Okay. Ooh, it feels so good. 877 00:33:44,467 --> 00:33:46,934 Today I started packing. 878 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:48,700 - You did? - Yeah. 879 00:33:48,734 --> 00:33:50,333 - Geez. - For our trip. 880 00:33:50,367 --> 00:33:52,800 - You're getting ready. - I know, I'm excited. 881 00:33:52,834 --> 00:33:55,333 So far, Thomas is going, Kathryn's going, 882 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,700 Whitney, Shep, Austen. 883 00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:59,100 - And they know that each other's going? 884 00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:00,166 - Yeah. 885 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,233 - It's not gonna be some surprise? 886 00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:02,800 - Why? 887 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:04,300 - Alright, remember when we were at 888 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,533 Commodore the other night? 889 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:09,233 I went with Austen. Shep was there. 890 00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:11,567 And Austen and I were sitting beside each other. 891 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,333 And Austen went up and went to the bar to get a drink. 892 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:18,266 And Shep gets up, 893 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,800 and he, like, grabs my arm 894 00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:22,734 and he says, "Come here, I wanna talk to you." 895 00:34:22,767 --> 00:34:24,433 As soon as I walk through the door, I looked up, 896 00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:27,967 and he was, like, coming in for a kiss. 897 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,600 - Shep was? - Yes. 898 00:34:29,633 --> 00:34:31,700 He was like, "You and Austen are such a joke. 899 00:34:31,734 --> 00:34:33,533 "Him and Landon hang out all the time. 900 00:34:33,567 --> 00:34:36,233 "And everyone thinks that you and I have all this chemistry, 901 00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:38,934 and I wish you would just, like, get over it." 902 00:34:38,967 --> 00:34:41,200 I was like, "Are you kidding me?" 903 00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,400 And then he tried to go in again. 904 00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:45,567 I was like, "Shep, stop." 905 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,100 - This is the God's honest truth. 906 00:34:47,133 --> 00:34:48,667 I think that Shep likes you. 907 00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:53,200 He did not have the balls to pursue you, 908 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:55,200 and Shep's butthurt about it. 909 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:56,633 - But then own up to it, 910 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:59,834 and don't try to put the blame on other people. 911 00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:03,500 You know, he apologized to Austen for taking me outside, 912 00:35:03,533 --> 00:35:05,834 but he was trying to say it wasn't his fault. 913 00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:07,500 - How could it not be his fault? 914 00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:11,233 - Because "Cam's in my ear all the time about me and Chelsea." 915 00:35:11,266 --> 00:35:12,700 "How did I know what was going on?" 916 00:35:12,734 --> 00:35:14,300 - No, I mean, I--I do say things to Shep, 917 00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,633 And maybe it's selfish of me that I just 918 00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:18,667 love y'all both, and I want you to be together. 919 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,533 [soft dramatic music] 920 00:35:20,567 --> 00:35:22,934 Quite frankly, I've always wanted 921 00:35:22,967 --> 00:35:25,133 Shep to make a move on Chelsea, 922 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,967 but I wanted him to do it like a grown-ass man, 923 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,533 not a middle schooler. 924 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:35,133 - You see his lifestyle. - I know, I do. 925 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,266 - As a friend, you shouldn't want me to be... 926 00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:40,633 - I know. You're right. 927 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:42,800 I just feel kind of a little sorry for him. 928 00:35:42,834 --> 00:35:45,333 ♪ ♪ 929 00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:47,700 And I get that he needs to take responsibility. 930 00:35:47,734 --> 00:35:48,967 He cannot act like that. 931 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,367 - He gets away with it. 932 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,633 I know so many guys like that... 933 00:35:52,667 --> 00:35:53,667 - Yeah. 934 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,333 - That feel entitled 935 00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:57,667 and never have to really face the consequences, 936 00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,100 because of their lifestyle, 937 00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:00,533 and how they've grown up. 938 00:36:00,567 --> 00:36:05,233 And at some point, that can't happen anymore. 939 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:09,200 - Maybe Shep needs some tougher love, you know? 940 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:14,967 So I'm gonna go snatch a knot in Shep's head right now. 941 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,233 I'll let you know what happens. 942 00:36:16,266 --> 00:36:17,633 - I think you're the one to do it. 943 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,400 [musical flourish] 944 00:36:19,433 --> 00:36:22,500 [upbeat music] 945 00:36:22,533 --> 00:36:29,433 ♪ ♪ 946 00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:31,467 - Hey babe. - Hey. 947 00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:34,300 - No. 948 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,667 Just kind of a low blow right off the bat. 949 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:39,567 - Hey guys. - Hey, what's going on? 950 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,834 - Sorry to keep you waiting. Come on back. 951 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:43,066 - Awesome. 952 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,633 - Alright. - Okay. 953 00:36:44,667 --> 00:36:47,000 So, good to see you guys again. - Yeah, you too. 954 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,834 - So, I always wanna sort of 955 00:36:48,867 --> 00:36:50,967 just check in on the week that's been 956 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,700 since I last saw you guys. 957 00:36:52,734 --> 00:36:55,100 - We did have a few good days. 958 00:36:55,133 --> 00:36:59,166 Um, but now it's just back to how it was. 959 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:03,734 - I mean, we went to a party and had a conversation outside 960 00:37:03,767 --> 00:37:05,600 that got a little heated. 961 00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:07,633 - You told a lie about me to get laughs. 962 00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:10,000 It was really messed up. 963 00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:12,000 - Craig and I were in the car, and I said, 964 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:14,166 "You know, I really wanna become a pescatarian. 965 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,266 I--I really think it's what I should do." 966 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:18,033 And Craig goes, "That's weird, 967 00:37:18,066 --> 00:37:20,000 I never thought you guys were really religious." 968 00:37:20,033 --> 00:37:21,867 And I didn't understand, then I realized 969 00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:23,500 he thought I meant "Episcopalian." 970 00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:25,333 He thought I wanted to convert religions. 971 00:37:25,367 --> 00:37:27,633 I really just wanted to stop eating meat and poultry. 972 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:30,300 [indistinct chatter] 973 00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:33,400 So cute. 974 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:36,200 - I've just never had someone that I've been so close to 975 00:37:36,233 --> 00:37:38,633 constantly-- me constantly feel like 976 00:37:38,667 --> 00:37:41,100 they're on everyone else's side except mine. 977 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,734 It's just what I'm-- I'm living with now. 978 00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:47,467 - He's just extremely sensitive, and if you say 979 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,133 one thing that he doesn't like, 980 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:50,934 he'll think everyone's ganging up on him. 981 00:37:50,967 --> 00:37:52,000 And it's ridiculous. 982 00:37:52,033 --> 00:37:54,500 - I--but I am who I am. 983 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:57,567 You know, it's like, all of our arguments 984 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,300 are based off of her trying to change something about me. 985 00:38:00,333 --> 00:38:02,600 - Successful people don't sleep all day. 986 00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:06,600 You sometimes exhibit loser behavior by doing that. 987 00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:09,900 Like, I don't want to come home after a 14-hour day, 988 00:38:09,934 --> 00:38:11,767 and you still be in bed. I don't want that. 989 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,166 - That's probably 'cause I was trading 990 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:14,667 a f---ing offshore market 991 00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,467 until 5:00 in the morning, because I could, 992 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,000 'cause I didn't have to wake up for anything. 993 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:21,333 - Really? 994 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:24,000 - Like, let me live my life, and we wouldn't fight. 995 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:26,300 - You can live your life, and sleep all day, 996 00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:29,066 and do what you want, but you can't do that with me. 997 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,233 It affects my happiness too much 998 00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:33,467 watching somebody sleep their days away, 999 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:34,967 constantly; I can't do it. 1000 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,433 - It's just that constant negativity, 1001 00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:39,800 just rides me. 1002 00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:43,100 - We--we really just don't understand each other. 1003 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:46,367 And Craig always thinks he's the most amazing person, 1004 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,633 that he's perfect, all this stuff, 1005 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:50,300 and that's just really not accurate 1006 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:52,166 and really frustrating to me. 1007 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,066 - That's not true at all. - Yes, that's true. 1008 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,066 - But see that, no. - That's true. 1009 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,433 You know that's true. 1010 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:58,266 - No that's not, and if that's how you perceived it, 1011 00:38:58,300 --> 00:38:59,700 that is our problem, 'cause you never have a clue 1012 00:38:59,734 --> 00:39:02,633 what's going on, ever! 1013 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:04,333 - Stop talking like that. - Okay, stop, okay. 1014 00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:05,600 - I get to say what I wanna say. 1015 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:06,633 - Watch the yelling. 1016 00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:07,800 - Sorry. - Yeah. 1017 00:39:07,834 --> 00:39:09,166 - It's just, I can't take it anymore. 1018 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,433 I can't take this sh--, 1019 00:39:12,467 --> 00:39:16,233 this being against me all the time. 1020 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:19,867 And I don't like being put down all the time, 1021 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:22,066 and told how wrong, and how bad, 1022 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:26,734 and how stupid, like, how much of a loser I am. 1023 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:28,934 So. 1024 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,667 - I just don't know what we're doing here, 1025 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:31,867 because if this is who you are, 1026 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,500 then go be yourself, 1027 00:39:33,533 --> 00:39:36,567 but not with me, because I don't like the way that you are. 1028 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,633 [intense dramatic music] 1029 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:43,834 [upbeat music] 1030 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,200 - I'll have a winter lager. 1031 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:50,934 - We're gonna go sit outside. - I'd love to sit outside. 1032 00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:54,500 Let's go all the way down. - So pretty. 1033 00:39:54,533 --> 00:39:55,967 Well, I think we're gonna have to 1034 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,967 save the love doll for somebody else. 1035 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,700 Sadly. - Yeah, I mean, we need to talk. 1036 00:40:00,734 --> 00:40:03,033 I--I don't know if you've talked to Chelsea or not. 1037 00:40:03,066 --> 00:40:05,533 - Oh, I had a long talk with Chelsea today. 1038 00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:08,533 - Basically, I tried to kiss her. 1039 00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:11,834 - She said you tried to kiss her twice. 1040 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:14,333 - So? I don't remember. 1041 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:16,333 - Like, that's a problem. 1042 00:40:16,367 --> 00:40:18,734 Can you not calm that primal urge of yours? 1043 00:40:18,767 --> 00:40:19,900 I mean, you should have been-- 1044 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:21,567 you should be able to do that by now. 1045 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,133 - I--I--I'm doing my best. - You should. 1046 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,433 - I'm doing my best. 1047 00:40:24,467 --> 00:40:25,967 - And if you can't, you need to stop drinking. 1048 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,467 - Yeah, I'm doing my best. - I'm serious. 1049 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,300 - Cameran-- - No, I'm serious. 1050 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,767 - You're the queen of trying to promote our-- 1051 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,200 uh, me and her getting together. 1052 00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:34,734 I mean, I've never heard it more from anyone else. 1053 00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:36,834 - I agree, but there's a proper way to do it, 1054 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:39,367 and that is not grabbing her at a bar, 1055 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,066 where she's clearly with another guy, 1056 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,000 who's your supposed friend. 1057 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,333 - I--it was selfish. 1058 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:46,400 I saw a bright, shiny object 1059 00:40:46,433 --> 00:40:48,767 and I tried to eat like a fish, 1060 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,266 like a lure. 1061 00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,266 - Right, but that's entitlement, Shep. 1062 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,033 Like, you're not entitled 1063 00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:57,300 just to go kiss any girl that you think is hot. 1064 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:58,800 [pensive music] 1065 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:00,033 - Usually works. 1066 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,800 ♪ ♪ 1067 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,800 - Shep has many, many layers, 1068 00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:06,400 but I've always kind of been able to peel back those layers, 1069 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:08,934 and see who he is at his core. 1070 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,633 And I know who that person is, 1071 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:13,467 and it's an absolutely wonderful, 1072 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:17,133 wonderful, kind, smart human being. 1073 00:41:17,166 --> 00:41:20,700 And I would hate to see him end up in a bad point 1074 00:41:20,734 --> 00:41:22,166 because of decisions that he's made. 1075 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,166 'Cause he truly is a catch. 1076 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,700 Do you not think that there is any part of you 1077 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:28,166 that's jealous of him? 1078 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,200 [bomb drops] 1079 00:41:30,233 --> 00:41:31,867 - I'm not jealous. 1080 00:41:31,900 --> 00:41:33,066 [rousing dramatic music] 1081 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:35,133 And they can ride off into the sunset, 1082 00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:37,867 go have a happy life, 'cause I don't care. 1083 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:39,734 I honestly don't care. I was drunk. 1084 00:41:39,767 --> 00:41:42,100 - Just admit that you care. Oh, my God. 1085 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,066 - It's the facts. - I call bullsh--. 1086 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,967 - That's crazy. F--- that. 1087 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,467 ♪ ♪ 1088 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:50,967 - On the next episode of "Southern Charm"... 1089 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,867 - I--I--I was gonna talk to you and apologize in person. 1090 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:56,400 What worried me was that you think that I think 1091 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,333 that you're, like, that kind of girl, 1092 00:41:58,367 --> 00:41:59,900 which I don't. 1093 00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:03,567 - But it did make me feel like I was one of those girls. 1094 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,333 - Do I have to live the rest of my life with you, 1095 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:08,066 questioning everything I do? 1096 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:09,400 - I don't know. 1097 00:42:09,433 --> 00:42:11,567 - And I was like, "Shep, you grabbed her, 1098 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,700 and you brought her outside." 1099 00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:15,133 - No. That part-- 1100 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,867 - Chelsea, I--I am literally... - That part has-- 1101 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:21,266 - Verbatim, going through what you told me. 1102 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:24,266 - He took her on a three-night trip? 1103 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:26,600 - Yeah, that we planned for each other on Valentine's Day. 1104 00:42:26,633 --> 00:42:28,433 - They spent the night together? - Mm-hmm. 1105 00:42:28,467 --> 00:42:30,200 - That kinda changes my whole opinion of Landon. 1106 00:42:30,233 --> 00:42:32,000 - There is no girl code, I'm sorry. 1107 00:42:32,033 --> 00:42:34,800 That's the lamest thing I've ever heard, grow up. 1108 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,200 - It would hurt my feelings. 1109 00:42:36,233 --> 00:42:38,633 - Look--you're even taking her side right now. 1110 00:42:38,667 --> 00:42:40,700 [epic dramatic music] 1111 00:42:40,734 --> 00:42:43,433 - Let's raise a glass to our hostess with the most. 1112 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,567 ♪ ♪ 1113 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,867 - Um, Kathryn? 1114 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,300 ♪ ♪ 1115 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,066 - You knew that we were, like, together. 1116 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,600 - I didn't though, you weren't. 1117 00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:57,734 - This is the father of my children. 1118 00:42:57,767 --> 00:43:01,433 - I feel like he uses me as a weapon against you. 1119 00:43:01,467 --> 00:43:02,967 ♪ ♪ 1120 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,633 - For more "Southern Charm," go to bravotv.com. 81949

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