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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,300 --> 00:00:02,567 - Previously on 2 00:00:02,567 --> 00:00:03,100 - Previously on "Southern Charm"... 3 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:05,166 - So how are things going here? 4 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,667 - Good, we got Prosecco, a bunch more Rosé. 5 00:00:09,066 --> 00:00:10,400 - Landon might be just the sort of lady 6 00:00:10,433 --> 00:00:12,300 Thomas has been looking for all along. 7 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,700 But the ghost of a certain baby-mama past 8 00:00:14,734 --> 00:00:17,133 threatens to get in the way. 9 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:20,300 - It's too crazy for me. It's too much drama. 10 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,033 - And while Jennifer is beginning 11 00:00:22,033 --> 00:00:23,367 her own journey into motherhood... 12 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:24,367 - So what did they do? 13 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,000 - He had to have brain surgery 14 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,633 the day he was born. 15 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:30,100 - Craig is working on... 16 00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,100 umm... 17 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,133 - Giz. Ow. 18 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,367 [Gizmo caterwauls] Stop. 19 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,033 - As Naomie's concerns for their future 20 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:37,100 continue to grow. 21 00:00:37,133 --> 00:00:38,700 - I just want him to find his thing. 22 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,600 Craig keeps telling me that's law, 23 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:41,700 so do it. 24 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:43,066 - And it's official: 25 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,333 Shep is a middle-aged bachelor. 26 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,333 - Birthday's this weekend. 27 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,467 I'm turning 37. 28 00:00:49,467 --> 00:00:50,467 [laughs] 29 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,533 [mock weeps] 30 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:53,000 - So these days it seems 31 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:55,433 the only budding romance in Charleston is... 32 00:00:55,467 --> 00:00:56,467 - I like you. 33 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,266 - That's great. 34 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,066 - Despite my best efforts. 35 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:03,533 - It makes no difference to me. 36 00:01:03,567 --> 00:01:05,333 - They why are you even talking about it? 37 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,400 At 37 years old, 38 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:11,066 the playboy shtick is getting a little old. 39 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,600 [Mia Sable's "It's Easy"] 40 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,333 - ♪ Mm-hmm, he's got money ♪ 41 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,200 ♪ He's in magazines ♪ 42 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,734 ♪ He's got more honeys ♪ 43 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:21,500 ♪ Than any honeybee ♪ 44 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,500 ♪ Ba-ba doo ♪ 45 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,233 ♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪ 46 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:26,767 ♪ It's easy ♪ 47 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,233 ♪ As the birds and the bees and the one, two, threes ♪ 48 00:01:29,266 --> 00:01:31,200 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 49 00:01:31,233 --> 00:01:34,200 [lively jazzy music] 50 00:01:34,233 --> 00:01:35,233 ♪ ♪ 51 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:38,233 - All right, be careful with that bag. 52 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:40,233 Come on. Kensie, this way. 53 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:41,233 Come here, come here. 54 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:42,367 [soft groan] There we go. 55 00:01:42,367 --> 00:01:46,500 ♪ ♪ 56 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:47,500 - Mm. 57 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:50,367 ♪ ♪ 58 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,200 [Gizmo meows] 59 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,200 - Come here, Chauncey. - Come on, Chauncables. 60 00:01:54,233 --> 00:01:55,233 - Come here. Here I am. 61 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:56,767 He made it. [soft groaning] 62 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:59,100 Oh, my God. 63 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:01,500 - He's about four pounds overweight. 64 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:04,066 - Only four? [soft laugh] 65 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:10,667 ♪ ♪ 66 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:12,767 [cell phone ringing] 67 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 - Hey, Mom. 68 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,100 - Hey, sweetie. 69 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:16,233 I'm already here... 70 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:17,734 - Okay, I'll be there in about two seconds. 71 00:02:17,767 --> 00:02:19,133 I'll see you soon. Bye. 72 00:02:19,133 --> 00:02:20,533 - Okay, honey, bye. Bye. 73 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Hey. 74 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,133 Hey, sweetie. - Hey, love. 75 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:26,233 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too. 76 00:02:26,266 --> 00:02:27,633 - I am so excited about meeting Larry 77 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:28,667 and seeing his dog. - I know. 78 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:30,367 You're gonna freaking love him. 79 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,600 [knocking] 80 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,533 Hi, Larry! - How are you? Come in. 81 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,533 - Good to see you. - Good to see you too. 82 00:02:35,567 --> 00:02:37,000 - This is my mom, Bonnie. - Hey, I'm Bonnie. 83 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,400 - Hi, Bonnie. - It's so nice to meet you. 84 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,500 - There is a secret that I have kept to myself 85 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,533 that I have not told many people, 86 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:45,166 because, quite frankly, I know I will be judged. 87 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,500 This is one of your dolls. 88 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:47,667 - Yeah, that's Russet. 89 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,567 - Back in high school, I went through a phase 90 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:51,700 in which I wanted to be a white witch. 91 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,367 - Russet? - Russet. 92 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,166 It's a French name for a little girl with red hair. 93 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,700 - Ohh. - I dyed my hair purple. 94 00:02:57,734 --> 00:03:00,033 And I had spell books. 95 00:03:00,033 --> 00:03:01,367 I would go in the woods 96 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,367 and do all kinds of weird sh-- 97 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,567 that I won't even repeat. 98 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:06,300 Hey, let's go look at the dolls. - All right. 99 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,033 - But, hey, I still got homecoming queen. 100 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:09,033 [laughs] 101 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:10,000 Whoa! 102 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:13,033 [comical spooky music] 103 00:03:13,033 --> 00:03:14,233 ♪ ♪ 104 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:17,033 - Wow, look at this place. 105 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,567 - It's so creepy but so cool. - Look at that! 106 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,433 - They are creepy and scary because they're scaring away 107 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:24,700 all the evil things that try to come into your house... 108 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:26,400 - Yes. Okay. - And into your life. 109 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:30,066 - Larry is the partner of a guy that works in my office. 110 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:33,600 And I have always known that he makes these hoodoo dolls. 111 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,467 - And they all have a gris-gris bag. 112 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,600 - The gris-gris bag is what has the potions? 113 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,433 - Yes, all the potions are in here. 114 00:03:39,467 --> 00:03:41,266 - Growing up in South Carolina, 115 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:43,300 you hear about hoodoo, you know. 116 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:46,433 It's definitely more associated with the Low Country. 117 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,066 And then they have poems in there too. 118 00:03:48,066 --> 00:03:49,734 - Yeah, yeah, there's a poem. 119 00:03:49,767 --> 00:03:52,000 - Hoodoo dolls can help you 120 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:54,600 bring good into your life and other people's lives. 121 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,200 High John helps you to overcome obstacles 122 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,333 and achieve goals. 123 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,533 Oh, my God, I just want to bathe in it. 124 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:03,033 They can help bring peace, 125 00:04:03,066 --> 00:04:04,066 protection. 126 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:05,467 It's all positive. 127 00:04:05,467 --> 00:04:07,100 White magic is positive. 128 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,233 So how does it work? 129 00:04:08,233 --> 00:04:09,734 How do people normally go about 130 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:11,233 picking their doll? 131 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:12,633 - They all do the same thing. 132 00:04:12,633 --> 00:04:15,233 It's just which one is speaking to you. 133 00:04:15,233 --> 00:04:16,500 - I immediately went to that one. 134 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:17,767 - Oh, yeah. 135 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:19,367 - I feel like we have a connection. 136 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:20,367 - What's her name? 137 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,433 - Um, Mama Estelle, I believe. 138 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:23,600 - Ohh. 139 00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:24,600 - This may seem 140 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,567 absolutely bat-sh-- crazy, 141 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,433 but I have looked for answers 142 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:32,233 in regard to what my life's purpose is. 143 00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:34,233 And this doll, Mama, 144 00:04:34,266 --> 00:04:36,500 is going to help me. 145 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,500 So do you do any kind of doll 146 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:41,100 that attracts love into your life? 147 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,700 - Not now, but I'm thinking about making a doll 148 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:46,734 and with a little ritual that you go through 149 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:48,467 to attract the person you want. 150 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:49,500 Here's what you have to do. 151 00:04:49,533 --> 00:04:51,400 "To make the man to love you true, 152 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:53,200 "place in the bag a part of you. 153 00:04:53,233 --> 00:04:55,400 "A lock of hair, a fingernail, 154 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,533 then to his house, you take it there." 155 00:04:57,533 --> 00:04:59,066 - Okay, so, how long-- 156 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,500 how soon can I get this love doll, Larry? 157 00:05:01,533 --> 00:05:03,000 - A week or two at the most. - Okay, sold. 158 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:04,266 - Who are you doing this? - On Shep. 159 00:05:04,266 --> 00:05:05,467 - Oh. 160 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,200 Is Shep wanting... - Yes. 161 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:08,400 - Somebody special? 162 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,467 - He does, but he doesn't want to admit it. 163 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,000 - All right, haven't done one before, 164 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 so we'll see how this goes. 165 00:05:12,033 --> 00:05:13,500 - We'll see how it works. 166 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:16,500 [bombastic jazzy music] 167 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:23,500 ♪ ♪ 168 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,266 - Oh, what's up, bud? 169 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:29,633 I'm looking at your outfit right now, man. 170 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:32,433 What's up with the khakis? 171 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,166 - Gotta live the lifestyle. 172 00:05:34,166 --> 00:05:36,100 I don't really have athletic shorts. 173 00:05:36,133 --> 00:05:38,400 But I'm a country club all-star. 174 00:05:38,433 --> 00:05:45,400 ♪ ♪ 175 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,767 [light playful music] 176 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,300 You recovered from the party? 177 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,100 - Yeah, man, I had a blast. 178 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,300 - Took a little filly home. 179 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,667 - Did you? 180 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,033 - Yeah. 181 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,433 - Yeah, that's good. 182 00:05:57,467 --> 00:06:00,033 - Did you have some luck? 183 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,433 ♪ ♪ 184 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:02,567 [pensive marimba music] 185 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,633 - I--I-- 186 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,400 I may or may not have had some luck. 187 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,500 - Hey, secret is safe with me. 188 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:11,266 See, this is why knowledge is power. 189 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:13,567 Because I know what happened with Chelsea 190 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,567 and it's kind of fun watching him squirm. 191 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,333 - Enough pussyfooting around? 192 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,700 - You want to play a little one-on-one? 193 00:06:18,734 --> 00:06:20,033 - You want to go or what? 194 00:06:20,066 --> 00:06:22,033 Play like 11? - Let's play to 7. 195 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:23,467 - Seven? - Yeah. 196 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:24,734 - That's a new one. All right, seven. 197 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:26,700 - [laughs] 198 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:28,700 [hip-hop music] 199 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:30,333 - Oh. [bell dings] 200 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,567 Bodied me down low real early, huh? 201 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,066 ♪ ♪ 202 00:06:34,066 --> 00:06:35,066 - Oh, God. 203 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:40,033 ♪ ♪ 204 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,333 [bell dings] - Oh! [laughs] 205 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:44,066 ♪ ♪ 206 00:06:44,066 --> 00:06:45,567 Shepard! 207 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:52,200 ♪ ♪ 208 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,367 [both breathing heavily] 209 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,367 [slow playful music] 210 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:01,567 ♪ ♪ 211 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,100 - Dude. 212 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,700 - [laughs] - Jesus. 213 00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:07,333 Basketball takes it out of you, doesn't it? 214 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:08,567 - Yeah, I guess so. 215 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,100 [both breathing heavily] 216 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,433 ♪ ♪ 217 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,367 - All right. 218 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,767 - [laughs] 219 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,467 - That's the game. Congrats. - Ohh. 220 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,500 - You got one on me. 221 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:22,166 - That's terrible. 222 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,066 - I'm gonna... 223 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,233 hyperventilate. 224 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:27,367 ♪ ♪ 225 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,600 - I guess that this is what happens 226 00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:30,367 when, uh, you're pushing 40 227 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,500 and your lifestyle is catching up to you 228 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,734 real quick. 229 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,100 - [belches] 230 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,667 Think I need to go see a doctor. - [laughs] 231 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:41,000 You have ten minutes of physical activity and you're done. 232 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,400 Like, do you feel like this when you have sex? 233 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,533 ♪ ♪ 234 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:45,633 - Well, I never last ten minutes. 235 00:07:45,667 --> 00:07:47,066 [laughter] 236 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,200 I'm kidding. 237 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:49,734 - Are you? - No. 238 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:51,200 This is pretty bad. 239 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:55,000 It's either a wake-up call or a senior moment. 240 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,367 So what's going on with, uh, 241 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,533 your love life, big cat? 242 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:00,667 - [blows raspberry] Nothing, I mean... 243 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:04,133 - You're sort of seeing Chelsea... 244 00:08:04,133 --> 00:08:05,266 right now? - Um. 245 00:08:05,266 --> 00:08:07,066 Y--ye-- 246 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,133 yes. 247 00:08:08,133 --> 00:08:10,133 - Yes. - Right, like, like, like, 248 00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:11,266 we're hanging out. - Kay. 249 00:08:11,266 --> 00:08:12,533 - We're, like, you know, 250 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:15,667 planning to do things together. 251 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:16,633 Right? - Mm-hmm. 252 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:19,166 - I guess that's hanging out. 253 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,400 It's the definition. 254 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:21,700 - Yeah, I don't know. 255 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:24,667 I was talking to her in the same way that you were. 256 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:27,000 You should have been like, "Hey, man, can I text--" 257 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:29,266 you know, "I--I had fun with Chelsea last night. 258 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,567 Like, do you mind?" You know what I mean? 259 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:35,700 Just in the future, let me know first. 260 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,400 - I need to check in for, you know, 261 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,166 for his, like, approval before 262 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:40,667 I start to hang out with somebody? 263 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,166 It's a bid absurd. 264 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:44,166 [up-tempo percussive music] 265 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,567 - What are you-- what's your intentions? 266 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:48,233 Or, I mean, I--you know, I'm not her dad or anything, but... 267 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,000 - Yeah. I think that the girl's for sure like a catch. 268 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:51,033 - You like her? 269 00:08:51,066 --> 00:08:52,300 - Yeah, I, like, like her company. 270 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,300 - Good. - You know, it's like 271 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,300 we have fun together, so. 272 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,567 - But I like her company too. 273 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,300 ♪ ♪ 274 00:08:57,333 --> 00:08:59,200 She's probably not my type anyway. 275 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,033 - I'm bringing Chelsea. 276 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,066 - You are? - Yes. 277 00:09:02,066 --> 00:09:03,333 - Oh, I like Chelsea. 278 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,734 - I know. 279 00:09:04,767 --> 00:09:06,200 - She's older than you. 280 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,333 - I know that. - Ooh. 281 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,300 - I know that. 282 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,667 - Robbing the cradle a little bit. 283 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,400 - [laughs] - She's like Demi Moore. 284 00:09:12,433 --> 00:09:13,600 You're--you're--you're Ashton. - Don't-- 285 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:14,734 I'm Ashton? - Yeah. 286 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,066 - All right. - [snickers] 287 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:18,734 - Are you Bruce Willis or what? 288 00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:20,266 - Yeah, I'm Bruce Willis. - [laughs] 289 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:22,066 - Yes, that's a good point. 290 00:09:22,066 --> 00:09:24,734 Yes. Oh, "Die Harder." 291 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:27,734 [lively jazzy music] 292 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,433 ♪ ♪ 293 00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,200 - Hi, I-I have a friend coming. - Okay. 294 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,066 - He's a complete alcoholic. - Sounds good. 295 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,600 - And he needs a double bourbon. - Okay. 296 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 - On the rocks, with just a splash... 297 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:40,066 - Hey, how you doing? I see my buddy. 298 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:41,600 - Okay, bourbon on the rocks. - Yeah. 299 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:43,300 - Hey, what's up? 300 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,300 Sorry I'm late. 301 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,100 [slow playful music] 302 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,500 [chuckling] - No, please. 303 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:48,600 I--it's great. 304 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:50,433 - Oh, my God, look at all this food. 305 00:09:50,467 --> 00:09:52,500 - I-I enjoyed sitting here for an hour. 306 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:55,767 - All alone. - Watching...baseball. 307 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,767 - [sighs] It's tough. 308 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,367 I'm like Mr. Mom. 309 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,600 My former bar. 310 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,700 So my life has changed. 311 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:07,200 That's not the dishwasher. 312 00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,166 - Ballet! That's right. 313 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,200 Come on, we're going to ballet. 314 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:15,166 - I ordered you a bourbon and Coke. 315 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,633 - Oh, okay, thank you. That'll work. 316 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,467 - How you been, man? What's the latest? 317 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,000 - I, uh, I'm just--I mean... 318 00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:23,500 I feel like I've lost it, you know? 319 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:25,367 I've lost my touch with women. - You lost your mojo? 320 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,533 You're f---in' T-Rav, bro. 321 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,133 - I don't think I'm that. 322 00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:29,500 I'm just an old man now. 323 00:10:29,533 --> 00:10:31,500 I used to be able to walk into a room-- 324 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:35,266 literally, I would wear a certain pair of pants... 325 00:10:35,266 --> 00:10:38,633 and I could walk into a bar and just like... 326 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,400 own that place, you know? 327 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,266 - Because you're wearing a certain kind of pants? 328 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,066 - They were actually khakis. 329 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,100 But they'd situate my ass in a way that, um-- 330 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,266 to--to great advantage. 331 00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,266 - Don't--don't-- don't say these things. 332 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,734 - And my point is I'd have a lot of confidence. 333 00:10:52,767 --> 00:10:54,266 I've lost that confidence. 334 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:55,767 - Why have you lost your mojo? Dude. 335 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,500 You get laid more than most 20-year-olds. 336 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,266 - But these women are not, you know, 337 00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:03,000 they're not really who I'm looking for. 338 00:11:03,033 --> 00:11:06,667 I got too much baggage, you know? 339 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,767 The type of women I'm really interested in 340 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,433 are concerned about me, my reputation. 341 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:17,133 I'd be interested in getting to know you a little bit better. 342 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,166 - There is... your conviction. 343 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,400 [dramatic musical sting] 344 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:25,433 - And I think I scare a lot of women off. 345 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,300 - Oh, dude, you have to get over that fact. 346 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,000 I mean, yeah, you have baggage. 347 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:31,433 And then you have overhead baggage. 348 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,100 But you have overhead baggage that it doesn't fit 349 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:34,400 in the overhead bin... - Right. 350 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:36,700 - Then you have to check it outside the gate. 351 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,300 - Mm. 352 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,300 - I'm just throwing it out there: 353 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,400 Landon. 354 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,400 - Yeah. 355 00:11:42,433 --> 00:11:44,300 - I think she likes you. 356 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:45,734 - You think she does? - I think she's a little scared. 357 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:47,033 Yeah, I think she does. 358 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,567 - We like the same things, 359 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:51,533 like, horses, real estate, architecture. 360 00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:54,133 - Well, what's holding you back? 361 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,066 - When I really get a woman I really like, 362 00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:57,600 I get a little-- I get a little nervous. 363 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,200 - Well, you gotta find out either way. 364 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,600 Can't just go through life guessing. 365 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,734 Give her a chance. 366 00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:05,734 - Coming up... 367 00:12:05,734 --> 00:12:07,467 - I feel like I've done so much 368 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:09,767 to prove that I'm a good friend to you. 369 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:13,667 [upbeat jazzy music] 370 00:12:16,233 --> 00:12:23,266 ♪ ♪ 371 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:29,734 [line trilling] 372 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,600 - Hey, Mama. 373 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:33,600 - Um... 374 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:36,233 - Good. How are you? 375 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:41,700 - I know, I've been, you know, 376 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,633 just kind of... busy with a lot of things, 377 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:47,500 I guess, and I don't know. 378 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,233 Jennifer and I haven't spoken in six or seven months. 379 00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,100 And the reason for that is 380 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:56,467 the last time all of this group was together, 381 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,767 there were some exchanges between she and Thomas 382 00:12:58,767 --> 00:13:01,500 that were unsettling for me. 383 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,333 - Thomas, you and Jennifer are good these days. 384 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,367 - Oh, yeah, you know. 385 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,633 I think Jennifer's a great person. 386 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,000 [dramatic musical sting] 387 00:13:10,033 --> 00:13:12,000 - It means a lot to be, I guess, acknowledged 388 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:13,533 for not being a bad person, yeah. 389 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,500 [cries] 390 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,667 - Time for a hankie. - This is probably like Hermes. 391 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,066 - Oh, my God. - Go ahead, take it. 392 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,233 - Such a gentleman. 393 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:23,333 - Jennifer and I were very close friends. 394 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,367 She knew firsthand everything he would say to me, 395 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:27,767 everything he would do. 396 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,467 - He is going to have to take care of y'all. 397 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,500 - Yeah. - I'm telling you right now. 398 00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:33,533 His day's coming. 399 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:35,734 - Not only to me, but also to her. 400 00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:38,133 - Stay the f--- out of my life. - You have misunderstand-- 401 00:13:38,133 --> 00:13:40,767 - Stay the f--- out of my life. 402 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,400 - And I want to say congratulations on Ascher. 403 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,100 Just wanted to see maybe, like, if you wanted 404 00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,133 to get lunch or something and catch up. 405 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:51,100 [pensive music] 406 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,567 - That sounds good. 407 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,300 I feel like I'm just really 408 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,567 searching for an understanding 409 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:05,100 of what I witnessed between she and Thomas. 410 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,166 - All right. - All right. 411 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,033 - Bye. 412 00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:12,000 [upbeat jazzy music] 413 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:15,567 ♪ ♪ 414 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:17,166 - Ugh. 415 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:21,767 ♪ ♪ 416 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,767 [coughs] 417 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,667 [gagging and coughing] Oh, God. 418 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,700 [coughs] 419 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,433 [playful music] 420 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,667 Never happened before. 421 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,367 [doorbell chiming] 422 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,066 [sighs] 423 00:14:32,066 --> 00:14:33,567 ♪ ♪ 424 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,333 Ooh, presents. 425 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:41,400 ♪ ♪ 426 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:42,433 Oops. 427 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,433 [blade flicks] 428 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,200 Yes. 429 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,266 I know I'm a weirdo, but I love sewing. 430 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,133 I have since Home Ec class in eighth grade. 431 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,600 So I bought a sewing machine 432 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,333 and it's finally here to play with. 433 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:01,467 [chuckling] 434 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,600 Oh, sweet. 435 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,266 See what Naomie thinks about this. 436 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,734 [line trilling] 437 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:11,133 - Hey, what's up? 438 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,200 - Well, I got a new toy today. 439 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,533 - A sewing machine. 440 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:25,100 ♪ ♪ 441 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,433 - Like, it's a sewing machine 442 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:30,066 but it's also got, like, an embroidery attachment. 443 00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:32,367 - I don't know, it's sweet and-- 444 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,633 - I sound like a-- I don't know. 445 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,467 I'm--I'm-- 446 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:40,700 I'm ambitious. 447 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,600 - All right, love you. Bye. 448 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,767 Eh, haters gonna hate. 449 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,767 [bombastic jazzy music] 450 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:59,066 ♪ ♪ 451 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:06,734 - How are you? - Hi. 452 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,400 - Let me give you a hug. You look so good. 453 00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:11,233 - How are you? - Good. 454 00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:13,467 [suspenseful music] 455 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,000 - So I was excited to hear from you. 456 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000 - Yeah. 457 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,200 - Always. 458 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,200 - Um... 459 00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:24,233 ♪ ♪ 460 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,533 - I guess, I-- 461 00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,633 I don't really know how to start other than to say, 462 00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:32,000 I'm not really clear what I did that upset you or hurt you. 463 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,066 - I mean... 464 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,400 whenever I think I saw you last was in New York. 465 00:16:37,433 --> 00:16:39,700 You know, Thomas was--and you I guess had made up. 466 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,166 And I didn't know that. 467 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,633 - He passed me a handkerchief 'cause I was crying. 468 00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:44,700 - Well, of course, and that's fine. 469 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,033 - And you know what would have been better? 470 00:16:46,033 --> 00:16:47,133 Like, I would have loved to hug you, like, 471 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,767 that was-- that sh-- was tough. 472 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,266 - But you know how he is. 473 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,433 - His minor apology... - Maybe he apologized, 474 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:55,033 but he doesn't--I mean, are you kidding me? 475 00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:56,433 I mean, that simple apology, 476 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,300 does she really think that that's sincere? 477 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,100 Thomas essentially 478 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,700 forbid me from being friends with Jennifer. 479 00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:06,166 - Snowden was very negative influence. 480 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,033 I don't think she's he-- a healthy person 481 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:10,400 to have near me. - Mm-hmm. 482 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,700 So it really makes me think, like, 483 00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:13,266 what's important to her? 484 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:16,667 Is it having people that genuinely support you 485 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:19,266 and want to be your friend 486 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,533 or is it more about social climbing? 487 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:26,734 - Feel like I've done so much more beyond this 488 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:29,166 to prove that I am a good friend to you. 489 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,333 And I really--like, that's not fair. 490 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,066 - You have been a good friend to me. 491 00:17:32,066 --> 00:17:34,133 There's just some things that I disagree with. 492 00:17:34,166 --> 00:17:36,700 - That was a particular time of need for me. 493 00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:38,300 I was the one that was pregnant 494 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,667 and having a baby that may live or die. 495 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:45,033 And I needed every bit of love and support 496 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,166 like... 497 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,533 - I can't--I don't-- I can't even, like... 498 00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,700 - I'm trying to understand where you're coming from, 499 00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,266 'cause I do want to be on the same page. 500 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,166 - But I don't feel as if you're listening to me. 501 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,300 You know, I feel like-- - I absolutely am. 502 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,166 But I'm defending myself too. 503 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,467 - You know, she's just saying over and over, 504 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,233 "I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything." 505 00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:06,233 I mean, she can't own up to anything. 506 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:09,066 And in my life right now, all I need 507 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:12,633 are genuine people, honest people. 508 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:13,700 [sighs] 509 00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:18,567 [soft dramatic music] 510 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,367 [smacking lips] 511 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,500 ♪ ♪ 512 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,433 - So do you want to know about my son at all? 513 00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:26,600 - Yeah, I'm waiting on you 514 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,567 to feel comfortable to tell me, you know. 515 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,100 - So, he's good. 516 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,233 He--the day he was born, 517 00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:36,100 he had to have emergency brain surgery. 518 00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,233 - Mm-hmm. 519 00:18:38,233 --> 00:18:40,700 - [voice cracking] Sorry, I didn't mean to cry. 520 00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:43,133 - It's okay. 521 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,266 ♪ ♪ 522 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,500 - [sniffles] 523 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,400 ♪ ♪ 524 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,533 [crying] 525 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,533 - I'm happy to hear that he's okay now though, you know? 526 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:57,233 [brooding dramatic music] 527 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,467 - [sniffling] 528 00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:01,100 - Of course, I-- I sympathize with her, 529 00:19:01,133 --> 00:19:03,600 but seeing what I saw 530 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:06,100 between her and Thomas 531 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,233 and the way that went down, 532 00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:11,667 this just seems fishy as well. 533 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:14,533 - Um, but I just missed you as a friend 534 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:17,533 'cause I told you everything. 535 00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,533 And now I'm just really sorry 536 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,400 even though I didn't know what I did. 537 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,533 - I don't want to talk about that 538 00:19:22,533 --> 00:19:23,734 when we're talking about your son 539 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,533 and you're, you know, upset, so... 540 00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:27,700 - Yeah. 541 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:31,033 - That is manipulation in its rawest form. 542 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,667 You need to focus on what's truly important 543 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,433 in your life, and that was 544 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,533 your--that is your son, so... 545 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:42,133 I have no ill will or ill feelings at all. 546 00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,433 I just feel like we're not gonna be on the same page 547 00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:49,033 and I just wish it would have gone differently. 548 00:19:49,066 --> 00:19:50,166 - Coming up... 549 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,433 - Shep thought I was, like, stepping on his toes. 550 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,133 - No, we're not--um-- 551 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,500 Cam tried to set them up a year ago... 552 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:56,700 - Uh-huh. - And he's like no interest. 553 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,433 And now all of a sudden, like, you're interested, 554 00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,533 so of course he's interested. - W-- 555 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:00,767 - It's just so typical Shep. 556 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:04,700 [playful jazzy music] 557 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:14,300 ♪ ♪ 558 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,467 [line trilling] 559 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,533 - Hello. - Shep. 560 00:20:19,567 --> 00:20:21,433 - Hey, Mom. How are ya? 561 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,533 - Nice, nice. Well, um... 562 00:20:26,567 --> 00:20:29,033 [clears throat] I, um, 563 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:33,000 I think--I think Dad would be particularly interested in this. 564 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,200 [sniffs] Um, two days ago, 565 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,734 I played basketball. 566 00:20:36,767 --> 00:20:38,433 I just was playing one-on-one. 567 00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:41,567 I was winning, by the way. 568 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,000 And I was just, like, doubled over, breathing. 569 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,333 Like, "God, I'm out of shape." 570 00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:47,433 And then I was like, "Wait a second, am I in bad health?" 571 00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,633 So I got a doctor's appointment. 572 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:52,233 Dr. Billy, it's Shep. - Hey, Shep. 573 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:54,233 - I don't want to, like, panic, but, like, 574 00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:56,333 I think I need, like, a check-up or something. 575 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,633 - Yeah, sure. 576 00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:00,433 - And my liver's gotta be, like, begging for mercy. 577 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,767 - [laughs] 578 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,567 - I'm not that apoplectic about my health. 579 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,500 However, my dad had a heart attack 580 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,033 when he was in his late 30s, early 40s. 581 00:21:09,066 --> 00:21:12,433 And I'm 37, so... 582 00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,633 it's something that I should be mindful of. 583 00:21:16,133 --> 00:21:17,633 - It's T-Rav's friend, 584 00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,300 but he's a really good guy. 585 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:22,633 And yeah, I'm gonna figure out if I need to make any changes. 586 00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:24,633 And if I do, I'm gonna try to make them. 587 00:21:24,633 --> 00:21:26,500 I think you would appreciate that. 588 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,567 - [coughs] 589 00:21:28,533 --> 00:21:30,200 - It sounds like you need to make some. 590 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:32,066 [laughs] 591 00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:35,066 [upbeat jazzy music] 592 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,333 ♪ ♪ 593 00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:38,400 - Hey! 594 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,500 - Hello. - Hey, how y'all doing? 595 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:40,667 - Good. 596 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,000 Welcome to Little Jack's. - Thank you. 597 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,500 Let's start with the important things. 598 00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,633 Cocktails. - Mm-hmm, why, yes. 599 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:49,266 - Do you recommend the Tommy's Margarita 600 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,400 or the Brown Derby? 601 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,667 - I like the margarita a lot. - Okay. 602 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,266 - It's really fresh. - Okay. 603 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,266 - What about you? - I think we're gonna have-- 604 00:21:54,266 --> 00:21:56,100 try a couple of beers, yeah? - Sure. 605 00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:57,467 - Do you have, like, a flight or anything like that? 606 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,000 Or you just can make one? - We don't do flights, but, 607 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,133 yeah, I can just do it if you don't want to taste it. 608 00:22:00,133 --> 00:22:01,266 - Okay, cool. - Absolutely. 609 00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,500 - Are you gonna take a picture of this menu or what? 610 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,066 - Uh-huh? 611 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:15,433 - I think that Roam is an interesting concept. 612 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,400 - So this is Roam. - Okay. 613 00:22:17,433 --> 00:22:20,300 - And this is the front-end editorial content. 614 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,367 - What's this goofball doing on your front page? 615 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,300 - Oh, well, he's a restaurant and bar owner. 616 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,166 - I'm just a bit confused 617 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:30,433 as to exactly what it's supposed to be. 618 00:22:30,467 --> 00:22:32,133 - Aw, oh. - Ooh, that looks nice. 619 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,700 - That looks really nice. 620 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,133 - Seems like an excuse for her to go and get meals 621 00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,166 and alcohol. 622 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,567 - What's been going on? 623 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,166 - I don't know if I told you this or not, 624 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:42,533 but now I'm hanging out with Chelsea. 625 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:44,000 - Mm-hmm. - Right? And it's good. 626 00:22:44,033 --> 00:22:45,133 It's fun, like, we're just having a good time. 627 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,266 - Yeah. 628 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,433 - I happen to find her beautiful as well, right? 629 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,567 - She's stunning. - She's stunning. 630 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:50,367 So, ahem, you know, 631 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,767 and then I've had this conversation with Shep, 632 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,200 'cause Shep thought I was, like, stepping on his toes, 633 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,600 and like, "essentially, you broke bro code." 634 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,066 - No, we're not--um-- - Essentially. 635 00:23:00,066 --> 00:23:01,667 - Cam tried to set them up a year ago... 636 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,066 - Uh-huh. - And he's like no interest. 637 00:23:03,066 --> 00:23:04,600 And now all of a sudden, like, you're interested, 638 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600 so of course he's interested. - W-- 639 00:23:05,633 --> 00:23:07,266 - It's just so typical Shep. 640 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:09,567 Shep is not married to Chelsea. 641 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,333 Shep has not even, like, taken her out on... 642 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:13,533 - Well, sure. - A proper date, probably. 643 00:23:13,567 --> 00:23:15,133 Like, he's legit mad at you? 644 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:17,467 - He did not like being the last person to find out. 645 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,066 My whole thing was I was like, 646 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:21,700 why did you need to know? 647 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,600 - In Aspen, they have a saying, it's, um, 648 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,333 "It's not your girl, it's just your turn." 649 00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:26,734 - That's right. That's the same thing-- 650 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,266 that's a same saying in Vail. 651 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,333 - I don't like Vail. 652 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,033 ♪ ♪ 653 00:23:32,066 --> 00:23:33,066 - Oh, my God. - Aspen's so much cooler. 654 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,100 - You're so Aspen. - [snickers] 655 00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,567 - You are so Aspen. You're like-- 656 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,233 - Vail is like a truck stop on the side of the road. 657 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:39,500 Aspen's a town, a community. 658 00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:40,567 - You even saying that 659 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,633 is pretentious and obnoxious. 660 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:46,100 - So you and Chelsea gonna go skiing this-- 661 00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,500 [laughs] this season? 662 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,500 - To my chalet in Vail. 663 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,633 - That's how I know it's getting serious. 664 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,500 - If what? - I invite them to Aspen. 665 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,633 Traveling together, that's the best way to get to know someone. 666 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:59,166 You see them, like, crumble at the airport 667 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,767 'cause they don't have their documents. 668 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,734 And do they have a-- a dinner jacket 669 00:24:02,767 --> 00:24:05,300 but also, like, workout clothes, you know? 670 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:07,100 I mean, what does their luggage look like? 671 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,767 Like, you learn a lot about someone when you... 672 00:24:08,767 --> 00:24:10,200 - Oh, wow. - Travel. 673 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,333 My last three relationships ended because 674 00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,734 I went away with them for the weekend. 675 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:16,333 [laughs] So... 676 00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:18,000 - When are you taking Drew away? 677 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,333 - Well, he just told me that he's never been to New York. 678 00:24:20,367 --> 00:24:22,133 - What's the big park there? 679 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:23,667 [playful music] 680 00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,066 - Central Park? - Yeah. 681 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,400 - [laughs] 682 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:29,066 - He's never been to-- how old is he? 683 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,533 - [soft laugh] I'm nine years older than him. 684 00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:33,600 - You're--you're-- you're just his cougar, huh? 685 00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:36,533 - [gasps] 686 00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:38,734 A cougar, how dare you? 687 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:43,266 I do take offense to Austen saying that I am Drew's cougar, 688 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,600 but it's also true. 689 00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:46,000 - Well, where is he right now? 690 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,266 - At work, like a normal person. 691 00:24:48,266 --> 00:24:50,100 [laughs] 692 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,467 - I'm taking a lunch break, all right? 693 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:52,633 - I'm working. 694 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,000 - I'm researching other beers. 695 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,133 - Uh-huh. 696 00:24:55,133 --> 00:24:56,233 See... - A little, a little-- 697 00:24:56,266 --> 00:24:58,700 - Now--now you understand what Roam is. 698 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,700 [upbeat music] 699 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:08,734 ♪ ♪ 700 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,667 [line trilling] 701 00:25:14,033 --> 00:25:15,533 - Hi, uh, this is Cameran Wimberly. 702 00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:17,166 I'm an agent with Carolina One. 703 00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:21,300 I had a question about, uh, your listing on Kings Gate Lane. 704 00:25:24,166 --> 00:25:26,367 - Darn, okay. 705 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,433 Um, I do have an interested client, 706 00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:31,433 so if anything changes-- when I hang up, I'll email you 707 00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:33,033 all my contact info. 708 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,700 - Okay, thank you so much. 709 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,266 I have been trying to help Craig find a house, 710 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:43,300 but in the Charleston real estate market right now, 711 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,033 you pretty much have to piss or get off the pot. 712 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:48,333 All right, Mama, we gotta call Craig and break the news. 713 00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,467 [sighs] 714 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,033 [sewing machine running] 715 00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:55,066 [breezy music] 716 00:25:55,066 --> 00:26:02,066 ♪ ♪ 717 00:26:04,367 --> 00:26:06,700 [cell phone ringing] 718 00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:08,600 - [sniffs] 719 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,066 Hey, what's up, Cam? 720 00:26:10,066 --> 00:26:14,433 - Um, so... I was just on the MLS, 721 00:26:14,467 --> 00:26:17,467 and I was looking at that 2160, 722 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,700 the one in Mount Pleasant, the three bedroom... 723 00:26:19,734 --> 00:26:21,100 - Yeah. - That you liked. 724 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,300 It's under contract. 725 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,367 - It's all right. 726 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:29,467 Um, I hadn't run as many numbers on it as I wanted to yet. 727 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,500 So when I got home, um... 728 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,700 you know, I really started to run the numbers. 729 00:26:34,734 --> 00:26:36,734 Um, I called around and got 730 00:26:36,767 --> 00:26:39,367 some rates on landlord insurance, 731 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,700 um, calculated my taxes, 732 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:44,333 and did, like, some algebra. 733 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:45,567 [playful jazzy music] 734 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,767 - I do believe that Craig was up all night. 735 00:26:48,767 --> 00:26:52,367 I don't know if he was crunching numbers. 736 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,433 Yeah. - Yeah, I mean... 737 00:26:53,467 --> 00:26:55,333 - I mean, in this-- in this market, 738 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:58,500 we're literally gonna have to, if you see something, 739 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,500 and you like it, you're gonna have to, like, 740 00:27:00,533 --> 00:27:02,066 call me and be like, just do it. 741 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,767 - Right. That's kind of what, um... 742 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,767 - Again, I mean, also, Craig, 743 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,467 I mean, you don't need to be impulsive 744 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,133 when it comes to purchasing a home. 745 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,000 I mean, it's a huge commitment. 746 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,734 It's not smart when you have the bar coming up. 747 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:16,667 - The decision isn't whether or not 748 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:19,100 to buy a property. I've made that decision. 749 00:27:19,133 --> 00:27:21,367 Essentially, it's just a transfer of ownership. 750 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,667 We're just signing the papers into my name. 751 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:27,533 The tenants are going in and I start collecting a check. 752 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:30,767 - I don't think that Craig necessarily understands 753 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,400 the work that it entails to own a rental property. 754 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,633 But again, I've learned that you cannot tell Craig anything, 755 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,533 so I'm going to indulge him, 756 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:44,266 and hopefully make a small commission. 757 00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:47,700 Okay, let me get off the phone so I can get working. 758 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,567 - All right, cool. Let--keep me posted. 759 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,100 - All right, thanks, Cam. Bye. 760 00:27:56,033 --> 00:27:57,633 - I'm so confused. I don't even know. 761 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,233 I don't even care. It's very strange. 762 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:01,400 Coming up... 763 00:28:01,433 --> 00:28:03,533 - You drink alcohol? - Yes. 764 00:28:03,567 --> 00:28:05,300 - How many drinks on average? 765 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:07,400 - Do--would a-- does a shot count? 766 00:28:07,433 --> 00:28:09,100 - Yes. - Uh... 767 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:12,633 [upbeat jazzy music] 768 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:22,233 ♪ ♪ 769 00:28:35,633 --> 00:28:38,600 [line trilling] 770 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:40,667 - Landon, how are you? 771 00:28:42,467 --> 00:28:44,300 - Uh, not much. 772 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,266 Hanging out. What you up to? 773 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:50,266 - Cool, cool. 774 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,433 What are you doing tomorrow night? 775 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,734 - Mm. 776 00:28:58,033 --> 00:28:59,467 - Oh, ye--I know Phish. 777 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,467 Please. 778 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,066 I just know we had discussed 779 00:29:02,066 --> 00:29:04,333 getting together and, um, 780 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:05,533 having dinner, um... 781 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,700 - Well, I hadn't made any plans, so... 782 00:29:15,133 --> 00:29:16,100 - All right. 783 00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:17,700 A day date is 784 00:29:17,734 --> 00:29:20,200 being put in the "friend zone." 785 00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:22,367 I'm fearful of the "friend zone." 786 00:29:22,367 --> 00:29:25,333 Well, cool, cool, um... 787 00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:27,333 you know, I--why don't I just give you a call tomorrow then? 788 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,600 - All right, bye. 789 00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:33,633 No. 790 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,166 [blows raspberry] 791 00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,166 [energetic pop music] 792 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,767 ♪ ♪ 793 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,066 - Hello. - Hi. 794 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,066 - You checking in? - Yes, ma'am. 795 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:50,767 - I just need your driver's license and insurance card. 796 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,133 Yeah, thank you. 797 00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,533 - How was your weekend? - Good. How was yours? 798 00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:56,066 - Wild. - [laughs] 799 00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,633 - That's why I'm here. 800 00:29:57,667 --> 00:29:59,600 Need to make some life changes. 801 00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,133 I mean, I've been partying and misbehaving, 802 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,633 but you go to your doctor when you're at your worst. 803 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,767 Cheers, guys. To us. 804 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,533 [bombastic jazzy music] 805 00:30:09,567 --> 00:30:11,400 - Oh, my God, dude. 806 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,400 - You're 22? 807 00:30:13,433 --> 00:30:16,000 - I am. - I'm gonna need this! 808 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,000 What do we want? 809 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 - A buttery nipple. 810 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:20,133 - Oh, yes! I love buttery nipples! 811 00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:22,266 I met Dr. Maguire through T-Rav, 812 00:30:22,266 --> 00:30:24,400 so I'm pretty sure the judgment level 813 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,266 will be a little lower than your normal physician. 814 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:31,300 [slow playful music] 815 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,300 ♪ ♪ 816 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,700 - Mr. Rose? 817 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,400 - Yes. 818 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,567 Hi. - Hey, how are you? 819 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,000 - Good. Nice to meet you. 820 00:30:38,033 --> 00:30:39,367 - Nice to meet you. I'm Cara. 821 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,700 - Okay, cool. 822 00:30:41,734 --> 00:30:43,000 - All right. - Okay. 823 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,367 - You can sit right up here for me. 824 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,567 - All right. 825 00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:49,667 - All right. 826 00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,300 Okay, do you smoke cigarettes? 827 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,400 - I've been known to, yes. 828 00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:55,166 - All right, and then do you drink alcohol? 829 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,233 - Yes. 830 00:30:56,266 --> 00:30:58,033 - How many drinks on average? 831 00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:00,033 - Per night? 832 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,033 - Yeah. 833 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,433 - Uh... - How many drinks? 834 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,367 - Seven, eight, nine, maybe. 835 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,100 Do--would a-- does a shot count? 836 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,567 - Yes. - [soft laugh] 837 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,433 - [soft laugh] - 12. 838 00:31:11,467 --> 00:31:14,066 The rule is the same with how many people you slept with. 839 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:16,200 You divide by two and add ten. 840 00:31:16,233 --> 00:31:17,600 [laughs] 841 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,166 - You're all set and Dr. Maguire 842 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,300 will be in with you shortly, okay? 843 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,734 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 844 00:31:21,767 --> 00:31:23,100 - All right. 845 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:27,266 - Hey, Shep. - Hey, Dr. Maguire. 846 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,133 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you. 847 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,200 - Doing well, how you doing? - How are you? 848 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,567 - Good. - All right. 849 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,734 - What's going on with you? You haven't been feeling well? 850 00:31:33,734 --> 00:31:35,266 - Yeah, look. 851 00:31:35,300 --> 00:31:38,200 Um, this is precautionary, I suppose. 852 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:40,066 I-I was just playing hoops. 853 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,700 I was winning, I was--handily. 854 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:44,467 Um, but I just was doubled over. 855 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:45,600 I was just like, "I can't believe this. 856 00:31:45,633 --> 00:31:47,400 I can't play anymore, physically." 857 00:31:47,433 --> 00:31:52,667 But there is some history of heart problems 858 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,700 on my dad's side. 859 00:31:53,734 --> 00:31:55,500 - Did he have a heart attack, or... 860 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,767 - Yeah. Yes. 861 00:31:56,767 --> 00:31:58,066 - Let me take a listen to your heart. 862 00:31:58,100 --> 00:31:59,367 Just kind of swing around a little bit there. 863 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,500 - All right. - Take a listen. 864 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,734 See what you sound like. 865 00:32:01,767 --> 00:32:04,734 [soft suspenseful music] 866 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,300 ♪ ♪ 867 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,166 Okay. So, normal. 868 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,767 Sit up. Say, "Ahh." 869 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,233 - Ahh. 870 00:32:12,233 --> 00:32:14,066 - There you go. 871 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,500 I'm just gonna poke around here... 872 00:32:15,500 --> 00:32:17,200 - Sure, go ahead. 873 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:20,233 - No, it doesn't hurt, 874 00:32:20,266 --> 00:32:22,333 but I'm sure it's very upset with my behavior. 875 00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:23,333 - You want to sit back up? 876 00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:29,567 As far as labs, we're gonna get the, uh, you know, 877 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,533 basic panels and the lipids and all that. 878 00:32:34,633 --> 00:32:36,734 I'm thinking, maybe, 879 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,400 just try not drinking for maybe a week. 880 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,000 - [soft laugh] 881 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 All right. 882 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,266 - I think you'll start feeling better. 883 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:45,133 And then it starts generating some momentum 884 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,467 and then you sort of stay on track. 885 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,667 - I'm taking this as a challenge, 886 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,233 whether I have willpower or not. 887 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,400 - All right, man. - Thank you. 888 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:52,467 - Good talking to you. - Great to see you. 889 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,533 - We'll call you later in the week 890 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,667 when we get the results to these things, okay? 891 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,266 - Sounds good. 892 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,667 Jesus. 893 00:32:58,700 --> 00:32:59,734 - Coming up... 894 00:32:59,767 --> 00:33:01,133 - You're gonna f--- up your whole life 895 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:03,000 if you wait till the last minute for everything. 896 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 It's not gonna work. - Did I lose anything? 897 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,400 Did I lose anything? Did I--did I-- 898 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,100 - Not yet. 899 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:12,633 [lively jazzy music] 900 00:33:15,266 --> 00:33:17,000 ♪ ♪ 901 00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:19,033 - This is really cute. 902 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:21,433 [soft laugh] Thank you. 903 00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:23,233 - Can I start y'all off with any cocktails or anything? 904 00:33:23,266 --> 00:33:26,166 - Do you have Silver Patrón? - No, we sure don't. 905 00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:27,266 - Do you have anything equivalent? 906 00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:28,533 - We have an Espolón. 907 00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:30,100 - It's--is it clear though? - Mm-hmm. 908 00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,400 - Okay, could I have a-- a margarita? 909 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:34,233 - Sure. - What kind of mixer do you use? 910 00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:35,533 - Um, we have our own. - Okay. 911 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:37,166 Is it too--real sweet? Sorry. 912 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,300 - It's not too sweet, no. It's gotta a little bit of... 913 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:41,000 - Maybe just a little-- a splash of the mixer 914 00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:43,433 and soda and a bunch of limes. - Okay. Certainly. 915 00:33:43,433 --> 00:33:45,533 - I want a reposado. 916 00:33:45,567 --> 00:33:48,300 Um, fresh-squeezed lime. 917 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,500 - Okay. 918 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,567 - And, um, 919 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,166 Grand Marnier. 920 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,233 - Sounds good. 921 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,033 - And, um, no salt. 922 00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,166 - No salt. - Yeah. 923 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,166 I tell them exactly how I want my margarita. 924 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,600 - [laughing] Yeah, me too. 925 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,667 - I'll be right back... - [laughs] 926 00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:04,567 Landon and I are on the same page. 927 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,400 I love that, um, jacket. 928 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:08,734 - Thank you. I got it in LA. 929 00:34:08,767 --> 00:34:10,467 - Here we go, guys. - Uh-huh. 930 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,333 Reposado. Espolón. - Thank you. 931 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:14,734 - Thank you. - Cheers. 932 00:34:14,734 --> 00:34:15,734 - Cheers. 933 00:34:15,734 --> 00:34:17,333 - This is really pretty out here. 934 00:34:17,333 --> 00:34:19,333 - Yeah, it's gorgeous. 935 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,433 - So what went down last night? 936 00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:22,066 Did y'all have a big-- big evening? 937 00:34:22,066 --> 00:34:24,200 - Yeah, it was kind of a spoiled evening. 938 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,600 I was a little angry 'cause every girl 939 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,033 I would start talking to, like, I'm bored. 940 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:30,400 At some point, it matters, 941 00:34:30,433 --> 00:34:33,433 neck up matters, you know? 942 00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:34,600 - Well, and maybe this was like 943 00:34:34,633 --> 00:34:37,300 a good little lesson for you that it's like... 944 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,333 - I needed to find a-- 945 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:39,700 - Stick to the things that are important. 946 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:41,133 - I need... - Focus on that. 947 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,333 And don't be going out, like, 948 00:34:42,367 --> 00:34:44,700 hoping to, like, score on a weekend night. 949 00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:46,100 Like, it's just--you need 950 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,567 someone who's, like, more than that. 951 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,066 - When I was your age, my dad was like, 952 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,633 "Man, you need to settle down and get married." 953 00:34:52,633 --> 00:34:55,333 And, um, I wish I had listened to him. 954 00:34:55,367 --> 00:34:56,333 - Yeah. - You know? 955 00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,367 - Well, it's not too late. 956 00:34:58,367 --> 00:34:59,500 - What about you? What do you want? 957 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,767 What are you looking for? 958 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:02,200 - I need someone who's, like, 959 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,233 a friend. - Uh-huh. 960 00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:04,600 - I'm--I mean, I want a companion. 961 00:35:04,633 --> 00:35:05,700 - Yeah. 962 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:07,100 - You know, I've been seeing this guy. 963 00:35:07,133 --> 00:35:09,433 And he's really nice and great and all of the things, 964 00:35:09,467 --> 00:35:11,433 but it's like he, you know. 965 00:35:11,467 --> 00:35:12,467 We were talking the other day, 966 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,100 he's never been to New York City. 967 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,767 He's never-- - Are you kidding me? 968 00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:17,433 - I don't think he's really interested in 969 00:35:17,467 --> 00:35:19,233 what's going on in the rest of the world. 970 00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:21,100 - He's not reading "The Wall Street Journal" 971 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:23,667 or "The New York Times" every day, or he's not... 972 00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:24,734 - Definitely not. 973 00:35:24,767 --> 00:35:27,233 - Do you envision him in your future 974 00:35:27,266 --> 00:35:29,400 when you're looking out four and five years? 975 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,467 - Not really. - Mm-hmm. 976 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,133 - I mean, I do like him a lot 977 00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:35,000 and he's a really nice person, and it's just-- 978 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,133 I need a lot from somebody, though, you know? 979 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,500 - Right. 980 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:40,000 - Like, I do want to get married again. 981 00:35:40,033 --> 00:35:41,000 I do want to have kids. 982 00:35:41,033 --> 00:35:42,667 - Yeah, I really enjoy being a dad. 983 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:44,266 - It's awesome. 984 00:35:44,266 --> 00:35:45,533 Kids are the best. - [soft groan] 985 00:35:45,567 --> 00:35:48,200 - I mean, it's really, truly the meaning of life. 986 00:35:48,233 --> 00:35:49,400 - Yeah. 987 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,000 I think Landon and I are kindred spirits, 988 00:35:53,033 --> 00:35:55,500 but we need to break down these boundaries 989 00:35:55,533 --> 00:35:57,667 she's sort of set. 990 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,266 I'm willing to be patient. 991 00:35:59,266 --> 00:36:01,266 I've so much enjoyed this... - Yeah. 992 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:03,467 - In your company today. - Yeah. 993 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:06,533 - I mean, we've had some-- a really deep conversation. 994 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:07,567 - Yeah. 995 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,166 - You know, I just really, um, enjoyed spending 996 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,300 some time with you. - But me too. 997 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:13,400 And I'm just glad that I feel like I can 998 00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:15,133 spend time with you again. 999 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,300 - Yeah. 1000 00:36:17,333 --> 00:36:20,300 [upbeat jazzy music] 1001 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,300 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:23,300 - Hey, Gizmo. 1003 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,233 [Gizmo meows] Hi, buddy. 1004 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:26,700 I'm making dinner for Mommy. 1005 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:28,433 Yeah, we're gonna surprise her. 1006 00:36:28,433 --> 00:36:35,467 ♪ ♪ 1007 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,166 I'm a big rom-com guy. 1008 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,000 And the small, little things like cooking for your partner, 1009 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:45,533 I actually think those are the biggest things. 1010 00:36:45,567 --> 00:36:47,000 But Naomie's parents actually live 1011 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,333 right down the street. 1012 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:51,600 It's kind of just like "Everybody Loves Raymond." 1013 00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:53,734 They have a beautiful home, 1014 00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:57,300 right on the water with a beautiful deck. 1015 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,066 Feel like I'm a pretty good catch. 1016 00:36:59,066 --> 00:37:01,200 I--it's silly, but, you know, 1017 00:37:01,233 --> 00:37:03,300 I'm a good guy, I'm faithful, 1018 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:05,567 I know how to do a whole bunch of weird, random stuff. 1019 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,467 You know, I hope she feels as lucky 1020 00:37:07,467 --> 00:37:10,033 about being with me that I think she should. 1021 00:37:10,066 --> 00:37:13,467 Sh--. Napkins. 1022 00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:16,467 [suspenseful music] 1023 00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:19,467 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,600 - Hello. - Hey, what's up, babe? 1025 00:37:21,633 --> 00:37:23,033 - Hey, what are you doing? 1026 00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,066 Are you cooking? 1027 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,066 - Um, no. 1028 00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:26,667 - Hey. - Why do you think that? 1029 00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,467 - Did you eat already? 1030 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,333 - Uhh, actually, 1031 00:37:30,367 --> 00:37:32,500 I have kind of a surprise for you. 1032 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,600 - Okay. 1033 00:37:33,633 --> 00:37:35,333 - All right. Follow me. 1034 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:37,100 All right. 1035 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:38,500 - Where are you taking me? 1036 00:37:38,533 --> 00:37:41,033 - Just down the street. - Are we going to my parents'? 1037 00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:42,367 - Mm-hmm, I think that's kind of obvious. 1038 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,233 - [soft laugh] 1039 00:37:44,266 --> 00:37:46,500 Aw, you're cute. 1040 00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:48,567 You did this all by yourself? 1041 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,700 - Of course. 1042 00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,500 We got red and white. What would you like? 1043 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:52,500 - White, please. 1044 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,767 This is so pretty. 1045 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:55,500 I don't think I've ever eaten out here. 1046 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:59,100 Craig can drive me absolutely nuts sometimes. 1047 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,233 Cheers. - Cheers. 1048 00:38:00,266 --> 00:38:01,500 - Love you. - Love you too. 1049 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,433 - But it's little things like this that 1050 00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:05,367 remind me why I love him so much 1051 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,233 and why I put up with all of his sh--. 1052 00:38:08,233 --> 00:38:09,233 [soft laugh] 1053 00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:12,266 [light playful music] 1054 00:38:12,266 --> 00:38:14,133 ♪ ♪ 1055 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:16,467 So what'd you do today besides this? 1056 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,266 - Um, I actually had a really good day. 1057 00:38:18,266 --> 00:38:20,200 - Really? - It's kind of--yeah, like, 1058 00:38:20,233 --> 00:38:22,233 I not only did 1059 00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,233 everything I was supposed to do. 1060 00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:27,600 You know, I was up late working on all those papers. 1061 00:38:27,633 --> 00:38:28,633 - Mm-hmm. 1062 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,633 - But now I have 1063 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,367 all of these projects going on. 1064 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,500 - The other day I was getting a manicure with Cam. 1065 00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:35,533 And she said that you contacted her about 1066 00:38:35,533 --> 00:38:37,367 looking for a house and all that. 1067 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,633 - Yeah. 1068 00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:40,400 I-I'm not only looking for houses right now, 1069 00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:42,100 like, I want to have an offer in 1070 00:38:42,133 --> 00:38:43,533 on a house that I found by the end of the week. 1071 00:38:43,533 --> 00:38:46,233 I called Cameran, like, I need to check that off the list. 1072 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,633 Like, I want to have a rental property. 1073 00:38:47,667 --> 00:38:49,266 - No. [soft laugh] No. 1074 00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:51,266 - Well, this is how I work. Like, I need to-- 1075 00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:52,300 as soon as I write something down, 1076 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:53,367 like, I need to work towards it. 1077 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,166 - You cannot do 100 things at one time 1078 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,667 and do them all well. - Yes, I can. 1079 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,667 You've never seen me do-- not do a lot of things. 1080 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:03,033 - I'm behind you, picking up your slack. 1081 00:39:03,033 --> 00:39:04,533 - Babe, I'm sorry. 1082 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:05,700 I'm getting f---ed. 1083 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,100 - You're not getting f---ed. You f---ed yourself. 1084 00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:10,000 - Oh, you're gonna do that, Naomie? 1085 00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:13,367 - I'm just saying, don't blame other people, Craig. 1086 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,166 - Well, you're gonna be real excited to hear 1087 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,166 there is a--another thing. 1088 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,100 Josh and I have been talking for a while and we're 1089 00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:21,300 actually going through with it. 1090 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,567 Like, I filed the Articles of Incorporation today. 1091 00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:25,166 - For what? 1092 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,500 - We're starting a clothing line. 1093 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,433 - A what? 1094 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,500 - I'm telling you, babe-- 1095 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,033 - A clothing line? 1096 00:39:31,033 --> 00:39:32,433 - Babe, I can just run. - Okay. Crai-- 1097 00:39:32,433 --> 00:39:34,033 No, you can't. 1098 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:36,266 You cannot be getting your diploma, 1099 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,467 taking the bar, 1100 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,533 buying your own fixer-upper and renovating that, 1101 00:39:39,567 --> 00:39:41,200 and doing a clothing line. 1102 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,467 That's, like, impossible. 1103 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:45,400 The bar alone is a full-time job, studying for that. 1104 00:39:45,433 --> 00:39:47,734 It's taken you years longer than it should. 1105 00:39:47,734 --> 00:39:49,000 You know? - Well-- 1106 00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:51,333 - Because why? Because you procrastinated. 1107 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:54,166 - I expected this sh-- from Shep, 1108 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,600 but not from Naomie. 1109 00:39:56,633 --> 00:39:58,333 She should be supportive of, 1110 00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,066 you know, all my dreams and all my goals, 1111 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:02,166 no matter, you know, how many there are. 1112 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,600 - You're gonna f--- up your whole life 1113 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,400 if you wait till the last minute for everything. 1114 00:40:05,433 --> 00:40:07,433 It's not gonna work. - Did I lose anything? 1115 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:09,066 Did I lose anything? Did I--did I-- 1116 00:40:09,066 --> 00:40:10,066 - Not yet. 1117 00:40:10,066 --> 00:40:12,266 [dramatic musical flourish] 1118 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,000 - That's what I'm telling you. 1119 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,300 You're gonna f--- up your whole life 1120 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,100 if you wait till the last minute for everything. 1121 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,100 It's not gonna work. - Did I lose anything? 1122 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,567 Did I lose anything? Did I--did I-- 1123 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,567 - Not yet. 1124 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,233 [tense music] 1125 00:40:26,266 --> 00:40:28,367 You keep saying, "I want to be a lawyer," 1126 00:40:28,367 --> 00:40:30,100 but you don't do anything about it. 1127 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:31,567 That shows people you don't want to be a lawyer. 1128 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,033 It doesn't matter what you say anymore, 1129 00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:35,200 it's about what you do. 1130 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,333 Craig, do you want to be a practicing lawyer, 1131 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:38,633 yes or no? 1132 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:41,100 - I don't get to answer that until I take the bar. 1133 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,233 - Craig, it-- 1134 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:45,500 yes or no? 1135 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:47,200 - I'm only 28 years old. 1136 00:40:47,233 --> 00:40:48,467 - Craig, you just gotta-- - Okay? 1137 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,200 - You have to shoot me straight, bud, 1138 00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:51,633 'cause I don't understand what you're saying. 1139 00:40:51,633 --> 00:40:53,233 - When you're asking me this, I don't know if 1140 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:55,200 you have a grasp on it, like... - Okay. 1141 00:40:55,233 --> 00:40:56,467 - In order to become a spec-- - No-no-no. 1142 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,500 I think the only one that doesn't have a grasp is you. 1143 00:40:58,533 --> 00:40:59,734 - If I wanted to be-- - And I think we should go home. 1144 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:01,400 - If I wanted to be a special agent in the FBI... 1145 00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,667 - Is that what you want to do? 1146 00:41:02,667 --> 00:41:04,233 - I'm explaining that-- - Like, I'm so confused. 1147 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:06,467 - The rea--like, you clearly don't understand my answer. 1148 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,400 - 'Cause your answer makes zero sense. 1149 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,767 [dramatic musical sting] 1150 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,233 Either you want to be a f---ing lawyer or you don't. 1151 00:41:12,266 --> 00:41:14,266 - Okay. - But be straight-up with me. 1152 00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:16,000 - I think you're being kind of s-- 1153 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000 silly and ignorant and you're acting kind of dumb. 1154 00:41:19,033 --> 00:41:20,000 [dramatic musical sting] 1155 00:41:20,033 --> 00:41:21,533 - I'm sorry, what? 1156 00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:22,667 - That's how you're acting. 1157 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,533 - Really? - Well, you keep-- 1158 00:41:24,567 --> 00:41:26,333 - You're gonna call me that right now, when you're the one 1159 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:29,066 talking in f---ing circles, not making any sense? 1160 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:30,467 - Because you're-- you're asking a question 1161 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,667 that doesn't make any sense. - Craig. 1162 00:41:31,667 --> 00:41:33,266 I will get up from this table right now 1163 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,400 if you don't apologize to me. 1164 00:41:34,433 --> 00:41:36,166 You don't get to talk to me like that. 1165 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:42,000 - I didn't say you were dumb. I said you were acting dumb. 1166 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,433 - Same f---ing thing. 1167 00:41:43,433 --> 00:41:45,767 - Babe, you've asked me the same question five times in a row. 1168 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,133 - 'Cause you won't answer it. 1169 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:50,633 - I don't think we're gonna get anywhere from here, so... 1170 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:52,266 - You're really gonna do that? 1171 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,700 - I'm--I finished my meal, and I am done. 1172 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,633 [dramatic musical flourish] 1173 00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:00,500 - On the next episode of "Southern Charm"... 1174 00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:03,133 - Bend the left knee and grab hold of the foot. 1175 00:42:03,166 --> 00:42:04,633 Parallel thighs. 1176 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:07,100 Yes. - It's like a sobriety test. 1177 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:08,500 - Hold on, hypothetically, 1178 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,133 if you and Landon were to get married, 1179 00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:13,133 would you insist upon a-a prenuptial agreement? 1180 00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:14,700 - [soft laugh] I love playing this game. 1181 00:42:14,734 --> 00:42:16,567 - If I were to marry her, I-I'd trust her, 1182 00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,133 and I wouldn't insist on one, no. 1183 00:42:18,166 --> 00:42:19,667 - Oh, that's so kind. 1184 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,166 - What the hell is that? 1185 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,567 - This is Mama Estelle. 1186 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,600 I was gonna do a spell on you. 1187 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,600 - [soft laugh] 1188 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,033 - It was a love spell. 1189 00:42:28,066 --> 00:42:29,600 - Who do you think I should fall in love with? 1190 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:31,266 - Chelsea. 1191 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:33,467 - Dude, she is actively hooking up 1192 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,667 with Austen. 1193 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:38,033 - Women like to be hunted. 1194 00:42:38,066 --> 00:42:40,467 - It is kind of nice having people fight over me. 1195 00:42:40,467 --> 00:42:42,567 It makes me feel special. [laughs] 1196 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,433 - He was not ready, so I just left him. 1197 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,066 - You left me at the house. 1198 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,467 - Because you make me wait on you 1199 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:53,667 30 goddamn minutes before we can leave the house. 1200 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,533 JD, will you take me home too? 1201 00:42:55,567 --> 00:42:57,600 - Is everything okay? - [sighs] 1202 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,734 - She's a f---ing moron 1203 00:42:58,734 --> 00:43:00,734 that's gonna air our dirty laundry 1204 00:43:00,734 --> 00:43:02,767 'cause she's acts like a spoiled f---ing child. 1205 00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:05,767 - For more "Southern Charm," go to bravotv.com. 1206 00:43:05,767 --> 00:43:07,033 [bell ringing] 84843

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