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(Cameran)
Previously on Southern Charm...

Jekyll Island, here we come.

Landon invited us all down
to the island

where she grew up,
to enjoy the good life.

But it was not to be.

Craig, this is not okay.

You are not a local,
you know nothing.

(Craig)
Shep, you're acting like
an idiot.

(Cameran)
First, Shep and Craig
couldn't stop bickering.

And then with Thomas away,

Kathryn and Whitney
jumped into the fray.

You should go home and take
lessons from your mother...

You should go to bed.
You should go to bed.

Who obviously
didn't raise you right.

You should go fall on a knife.

(Cameran)
And when Craig came to
Kathryn's rescue...

(Cameran)
It turned into
an all-night affair.

Apparently, Kathryn and Craig
spent the night on the beach.

(Cameran)
But just as the rumors
started flying,

an even bigger scandal broke
back in Charleston.

(Cameran)
Thomas has been accused
of assault.

Kathryn's gonna have
a panic attack.

She's gonna freak out
right now.

This is DEFCON 4.

[Mia Sable's It's Easy]

- ♪♪ Mm-hmm,
he's got money ♪♪

♪♪ He's in magazines ♪♪

♪♪ He's got more honeys ♪♪

♪♪ Than any honeybee ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba doo ♪♪

♪♪ Ba-ba dee-ee-ee ♪♪

♪♪ It's easy ♪♪

♪ As the birds and the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪

♪♪ Mm-hmm ♪♪

(Cameran)
Oh, my God.

We have no idea
what just happened.

Look real quick.

Apparently it's hit the presses
that Thomas Ravenel

is...been accused of assault.

Oh, God.

(Cameran)
It's a police report.

It's public, and that's how
the city paper probably got it.

- What happened?
- It's bad.

It's really, really, really,
really, catastrophically,

horribly bad.

Oh, my gosh.

"Slammed door on her arm."

Shh.

Lauren Moser?
Who's Lauren?

- That's Kathryn's best friend.
- The stylist.

Kathryn's gonna have a fáááing
nervous breakdown.

She's gonna have
a mental breakdown.

(J.D.)
Is Kathryn awake yet?

(Cameran)
No.

(Craig)
No, we don't want to tell her.

Are you going to
tell Kathryn?

I'm not saying anything.

Are you kidding me?

(Craig)
Kathryn's gonna have
a panic attack.

She's gonna freak out
right now.

(Craig)
That sucks.

Do you have her phone?

You ought to
take her phone away.

(Kathryn)
Oh, my God.

Are you fáááing kidding me?

Who does she think she is
doing this?

This is really bad.

For everyone.

Thomas had spent all this time,
money,

effort to try to resuscitate
his political career

for it all just to be shot down

by Kathryn's best friend
and stylist,

which is really tragic.

I don't know what would have
driven her

to contact the police, though.

It's called being
an opportunist.

(Kathryn)
Before I got pregnant,
I modeled in my spare time,

and Lauren did my hair
for photo shoots

and did my makeup
for photo shoots.

During the campaign
I wanted someone

to just kind of help me
reinvent myself,

so I called Lauren.

I can't wait to see it.

Yeah, it's so good.

We were friends so it's--
it's work,

but at the end of the day,
sometimes we'll sit out there

and have, like, girl time
and chat, whatever.

(Cameran)
I would think
she's gonna try to go home

as soon as she finds this out.

(Jennifer)
No, 'cause you know what?

She doesn't--she doesn't
process things like an adult.

Like, it won't really
sink into her, the brevity.

Do you think I don't?
What do you think I am, 12?

I'm 23 years old.
I know what's going on.

This isn't cool.
This could ruin your campaign.

I didn't put her up to this.

I didn't even know this happened
till I just woke up.

Thomas and Lauren,

they had already had
some previous conflict

because Thomas is
a very private person,

and I think that maybe she was
lingering around the house

after she would do my hair
and makeup.

So I think that night

he wanted to really just
be done with Lauren.

Well...

I don't even really know what
happened between those two,

but he did something
with the door.

And there was so much force that
it pushed her backwards

and supposedly "caused" her
to fall down the stairs.

I can't believe she would
do this, first of all.

She doesn't understand
the multitude

of what she just initiated.

She has no clue.

Oh, I got your back.
Don't worry about that.

Okay.

- All right, bye.
- Bye.

With me and Thomas,
it's like the crazy stuff

never just stops coming.

Jesus, Kathryn's
blowing my phone up now.

I'm just gonna go see what's up.

God.

If there was any fun gossip

that Kathryn and I hooked up
on the beach last night,

it's pretty much gone now.

Maybe I'm not really screwed.

Sorry you had to deal with
that sháá.

So are you going back down to
Charleston?

Well, Thomas wanted me
to come back,

but honestly, like, I don't
think there's any reason

for me to.

I've wanted Thomas' love
and support

since the campaign began.

And I feel like all I have been
is shunned.

Now, he needs my love
and support

the minute that I choose to do
something for myself.

Really?

Yeah, you don't need to
race back to Charleston today,

'cause nothing can happen today.

Maybe that might make Thomas
more comfortable,

but it has no effect
on anything.

It just is what it is.
You can't change it, you know.

Just because Thomas says
you have to come back,

doesn't mean
you have to come back.

I don't think that with
what newspapers are saying

that Kathryn needs to be
anywhere around Thomas.

Let's go--let's go find
everyone, you know,

and let them know that
you're doing well.

They'll be really surprised,
and then I think

we have to go to dance lessons
or something.

Also, I guess a little part
of me selfishly wants Kathryn

to stay so I'm not
the only target that's left

for all these crazies.

Will you be
my dance partner?

Will you be
my dance partner?

Will you be
my dance partner?

Oh, my God.

(Danni)
Hey, Landon, I was gonna go down
just to get a drink at the bar.

(Landon)
Okay, I'm coming.

See ya down there.

Why are you getting two out?

'Cause he's stressed.

Yeah, exactly.

Are you ready to dance?

I can dance already.

You can? Maybe you should
give a special lesson.

The whole point
of going to Jekyll

is to get away from scandals,

to get away from all of this.

Like, there's nothing we can do.
It's already in the papers.

So forget about whatever's
going on in real life

and maybe you should dance.

Well, I'm not good
at dancing, though.

Not--that's why we're
taking dancing lessons.

Like, twerking and stuff?

(Craig)
No, like the cha-cha
or something, I don't know.

(Whitney)
Jeez, what is wrong
with this girl?

Thomas called me
and asked to make sure

Kathryn leave immediately
for Charleston.

You need to give
a sworn statement to the police

that he did not assault
her stylist.

[sighs]

Come on, let's go.

Hey, I don't know
who I'm riding with.

And she's not doing that.

[indistinct conversations]

(Cameran)
I don't even know what to say
at this point.

You don't stay sipping cocktails
and taking dance lessons

when there's
a legal case looming

with your partner.

(Shep)
I guess old Kathryn
decided to stick around.

(Cameran)
Yeah.

(Shep)
I don't know what I think
about all that.

(Cameran)
I don't either.

Thomas is sitting in Charleston

waiting for his name
to be cleared

by his baby mama.

Yeah, I don't know the truth,

and I don't want to know it.

As soon as he finds out
she's in Jekyll

with a glass of white wine,

I think he'll probably
lose his mind.

Ignorance is bliss, everybody.

[laughs]

It's something Craig would do.

He would just avoid it,
let it fester.

Craig and Kathryn are perfect
for each other.

Is it rude to bring
a drink in there?

- Yes.
- I'm taking mine.

Let's go meet the masses.

Y'all ready?

(J.D.)
If Kathryn's not going back
to Charleston,

Thomas is gonna go
batsháá crazy.

Hello there.

Hi, how are ya?
J.D. Madison.

Nice to meet you.
I'm Christina.

But that's between y'all.

I think I'll just
keep my head down

and work on my dance lessons.

All right, y'all, we're
going to learn to salsa.

(Julie)
To learn how to salsa dance,

you're gonna put your feet
in a bowl of chips,

just like if we're eating
salsa and chips, okay?

Take your right foot
and put it behind you

and dip it in the salsa.

But then you've gotta come back
and get another chip.

And then your left foot is
gonna go forward

and get some guacamole,
but get another chip.

What?
It's very, very confusing,

to me at least.

Cheese dip is out to the side.
Side and get a chip.

Side and get a chip.

Twist your hip as if you're
twisting that chip in your dip.

Why would you twist
a chip? I just...

(Julie)
And salsa.

I would be catatonic
if this had happened to me.

The only thing that
I can make sense of

is that Kathryn's in complete
and utter denial.

Cha-cha cha-cha-cha.

I'm just gonna keep
doing this all night.

(J.D.)
Hey, Christina, we got
your dance partner.

- Whitney, let's go.
- Come on.

No, no, no. I'm watching.

Wait, wait, and then
you gotta roll it out.

And back and face...
Face.

(Landon)
I think it's fine
for Kathryn to stay in Jekyll.

I mean, this is Thomas'
election, not yours.

He's made that very clear,

so why do you have to
drop everything

and be a part of it now?

Dirty dancing.

My husband used to do that to me
all the time.

It's, like, basically ignore me

until he needed, like,
his wife to be around

as sort of like an armpiece,
and it just--

Like, sorry,
but go fááá yourself.

(Julie)
Good job, everybody.

Super, super.

Adieu, adieu.

Thank you.

It is shocking to me.

If Kathryn loved Thomas
just even a little bit,

she'd go back immediately
and clear his name.

(Landon)
Thank you. It was a blast.

The fact that she does not
is quite telling.

J.D., can I talk to you
for a minute?

(J.D.)
Sure, absolutely.

Here we go.

Let me ask you.

Just--is it me or--
I find it a bit stupefying

beyond all logic
and reasoning that--

I thought she was supposed
to go back to Charleston

to meet with his lawyer

to sign a sworn statement.

And then now, she's out here
having a drink,

smoking, dancing, partying.

I mean, am I missing
something?

(J.D.)
Well, I didn't get a chance
to talk to her,

but something--
something's off.

I mean, the gravity
of the situation

just completely escapes her.

The question is, does she feel
betrayed by this girl?

This is her friend, right?
Or isn't it?

Who knows?
'cause if they're in cahoots...

Is it some kind of like
diabolical, you know, strategy?

Oh, Jesus.

I can't say for sure, really.

I mean, I have, definitely,
my suspicions.

I think she's afraid that if
he wins the Senate,

you know, he wouldn't take her
with him.

So if she can't have him,
no one can.

I mean, she is cunning.

I don't know.
I wouldn't put it past her.

Whoo.

I don't know why Kathryn
would plan

her own and Thomas' demise.

Whitney really is creative.

Too much Shakespeare as a kid
or something.

I don't know.
He's--

(Whitney)
Anyway, I just want nothing
to do with this girl.

(J.D.)
I know, I don't--I don't want
to think about it either.

I feel like disassociating
myself from the situation.

Yeah, if--if you can.

I mean, she ambushed me
last night.

I don't--I don't really want
to talk to her.

You came to our house,
I was nine months pregnant,

went to a motherááááing strip
club, you nasty motherááááer.

I've never seen anything
like that.

Shot out of a cannon.

Where the fááá
did that come from?

Well, obviously, she's really--
she thinks that

you're the driving axe
between them or something.

It has nothing to do with me.
She's the driving axe.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

We were trying to get her to
leave, but she wanted to stay.

I think she was given
some advice by someone.

They haven't practiced law.

Are you referring
to Craig?

(Thomas)
I didn't need this.

I'm getting blasted
for all this stuff.

- I'm like...
- I know.

I can submit 20 substantive
press releases

and the press won't pick up
any of them.

But yet, some person can
go down, file an allegation,

- it's front page.
- That's right.

The media is so horrible.

And all it is, is tabloid trash.

And they're talking about
everything I've done wrong

- in my life.
- Mm-hmm.

The whole campaign's cratered.

Given that I do have baggage,

there was zero margin for error.

So there's absolutely no way
I can recover from this.

I have a short period of time
with you right now to go over--

(Thomas)
I just want--I had a brainstorm.

I've got to get--get
my mind straight,

and then we can go over
potential questions...

Okay, yeah.

(Thomas)
That would be posed to me.

[cell phone rings]

- Hello.
- Senator.

Good, good.
Back from Jekyll Island,

and I'm in your neighborhood.

I thought I'd stop by,
say hello real quick.

You got five or ten minutes?

What time is it?

Ten till noon.

(Whitney)
All right. Good, man, good.

Oh, don't bring Whitney
in my face, Thomas, don't.

All right,
I'll see you there shortly.

(Thomas)
All right, bye.

Bye.

...our taxes, our debt,
and it's going to stay that way

until you vote Lindsey Graham
out of office.

I'm Thomas Ravenel,
and I approve this message.

Hey, my man.
How's it going?

Very well.
How are you, man?

This is gonna be
my final ad.

Yeah?

I think I'm gonna
sit on my wallet now,

thanks to these
"allegations."

What the hell happened, man?

I don't want to get into
all the details,

but I've been totally cleared
of the allegations,

but, of course, it's front page,

top of the fold,
not just in the local,

but the state, national,
and international papers.

That's awful. Sorry.

Everything was going great
at this point,

but this is the death knell
to the campaign.

No kidding.

I mean, why does this girl
hang around at your house?

(Thomas)
'Cause Kathryn has her there
hanging out.

Why? Doing what?

Well, she's a very
talented hairdresser.

She's good.

Bit of an overstatement, but.
[laughs]

But I don't think she recognized
this person's character

for what it was.

I hope not.

I mean, I'm a little mad
at Kathryn

for bringing this trash
into my house.

- Yeah, sure.
- I mean, trash.

I just feel shocked.
I feel betrayed.

I was trying to protect
my family from this interloper,

and for that, I'm being punished
in the worst possible way.

So what happened
to all this bullsháá

with the sworn
statement there?

'Cause we were trying
to get her to leave,

but she wanted to stay, so.

- Yeah, I don't--
- Not to implicate her

or anything, but I mean, you
know, I thought it was strange.

I think she was given
some advice by someone.

While they may have gone to
law school, you know,

they haven't practiced law.

Are you referring to Craig?

You don't need to race back
to Charleston today.

Sure, maybe that might make
Thomas more comfortable,

but it has no effect
on anything.

That hurt me.

I thought she loved me
and cared for me. She didn't.

You know, someone who really
loved and cared for me

would have driven back
immediately.

I was just--
I was very angry.

And of course, my anger led
to that Facebook post.

I heard about that.

(Thomas)
I haven't seen Kathryn
since she got back,

but it's not gonna change
anything.

I am angry,

and that's why I made the post.

I mean, that's, like,
really getting it out there

to tens of thousands of people

that we are over.

Everything that's going on
in my life right now,

I'm just really--

It's--it's been
a tough, tough time.

I'm sorry, man.
Yeah.

Right now, it's just
a Molotov cocktail

of unpleasantness for him.

so Thomas doesn't need to know
Kathryn and Craig

slept on the beach
and did whatever, you know?

All of it's just sort of--

I-I was just--

Yeah, but just the whole thing
just broke my heart.

[solemn music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Kathryn)
As soon as we get home
from this very nice trip

to Jekyll Island, I find out
that I got dumped

on my app on my iPhone

on Facebook.

I've been with Thomas
a year and a half.

I had a child with this man,

and I've had his back
in the greatest form

the entire time
we have been together.

I feel like the chance
to have a real family

was taken away from me unfairly.

All right then, well, we're
playing by my rules now.

I honestly don't even know
what he wants.

I don't think he knows
what he wants.

I don't even know who he is.

Like, Thomas is not
the same Thomas I knew.

If you're red, be redder.
If you're tall, be taller.

Cheers.

Cha-ching.

[Sierra West's Kiss Goodbye]

♪♪ Take a breath ♪♪

- Hey.
- How's it look?

You look wonderful.

Now why don't you
just take it off?

[telephone rings]

Daddy, I just wanted to
let you know I'm on the road

at Lewisfield.

I'll be home in just, like,
less than a minute.

So I'll see you soon.
Love you. Bye.

I can't even talk.
Like, this is so much.

Um, I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.

We're--

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ Dry your tears ♪♪

She loves her daddy.
Look at that.

We're a family.

I want to introduce you

to Kensington Calhoun Ravenel.

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪ And I'll be here ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, I promise you as I hold ♪♪

Okay, now we look like
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.

What do you think?

♪♪ With this kiss good-bye ♪♪

Here we are.

Hey, Mommy.

Sweet girl.

Oh, we're so glad
you're home.

We're so glad you're home,
Kathryn.

Sweet girl.

Look at this sweet baby.

She was missing you.

- [speaking indistinctly]
- Mwah.

Isn't that a sweet girl?

Yes.

We're so glad
you're home, honey.

- Me too.
- Give me a kiss.

I love you so much.

I love you, too.

Now, I'm just really,
like, breaking down.

You know, like, I really need to
be done right now.

Can we?
Okay. Sorry.

Yeah, I'm glad
to be here with her.

This is good for us.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

There's some holes in the story.

Did you...
[clicks tongue]

with Kathryn?

[upbeat music]

(man)
U.S. Senate hopeful
Thomas Ravenel

is here in our studios

just days after the public
breakup with his girlfriend.

I sit down with him next
to talk about that, plus...

I want to see this.

Thomas' interview is on tonight.

(Patricia)
I know, that's why I'm waiting.

Yeah.

Turn the volume down.

You know, he's supposed to
come on the news

and refute
these allegations.

Well, he said there were
no charges.

What'd he say about the police?

They're not investigating.

But it's been
in all the papers.

I mean, I hope Allah
comes down and helps him

pull out some miracle upset,

but it's probably not
gonna happen.

Thomas was a long shot
from the beginning.

I mean, instead he was
like a stepping stone

for the next election.

So I feel really bad that he's--

You know, I don't know
what this does

for his future in politics,
but it doesn't look good.

(Patricia)
You know what? They're gonna be
barking at the television.

[bell rings]

- Yes, ma'am.
- Michael,

I have two chores for you.

Siegfried and Roy are barking
at the television,

so if you'll take them.

Yeah, poor darlings.
You don't like TV.

And when you come back,

and I think I'll have
a bourbon sour.

- Sure, Ma'am.
- What would you like, honey?

A club soda or something.
Thanks.

So anyway, before this starts,

tell me what happened while you
were on Jekyll Island.

Kathryn, her priorities
are not in order.

So I'm helping
the father of her child

beat these assault charges.

This girl is out drinking,
having fun,

without a care in the world.

And it was incredible.

There was no concern
in her face whatsoever.

Like, it's as if
it did not happen.

I think that's the main reason
why he broke up with her.

Well, it's pretty stupid of him

to break up with this girl
on Facebook.

What is he, you know,
a 12-year-old girl?

I mean, it's ridiculous.

Breaking up on Facebook,

he should have
thought that out maybe.

You know, maybe a text.

Oh, nice. Thank you, Michael.
Oh, very nice.

(Patricia)
What happened
to my bourbon sour?

Nonsense.
Bad policy.

[Patricia laughs]

So what else happened
in Jekyll Island besides that?

(Whitney)
Oh, this is a good one.

Her and Craig take some walk
on the beach,

4:00 or 5:00 in the morning
and get lost.

- I don't know.
- Yeah.

And they slept
on the beach together.

I've been to Jekyll Island.

The beach is not that far

from where the hotel
and all the cottages are.

Mm-mm, no.

The whole thing
sounds ridiculous.

Whether they had congress
or not, I don't know.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Did you...
[clicks tongue]?

Dude, leave me the fááá alone.

Well, you should have thought
what Thomas might think

when he finds this out.

I didn't have a choice.

We got lost.

I didn't plan
on the golf cart dying.

I didn't plan on
our phones dying,

but, fortunately,
I watch enough Naked and Afraid

to know what to do.

You know, if Thomas finds out
what happened,

I'm not worried.
We're telling the truth.

This is the one time in our life
we don't have to lie.

Why are you going off
with this dingbat

at 2:00 or 3:00
in the morning anyway?

- I mean, why?
- There was nothing else to do.

Well, go to sleep.

I was hoping that Craig
getting fired

would light a fire
under his ass.

But I think now
his judgment is clouded.

Well, everybody
warned Thomas.

I mean, she's a scandal,
a shameless strumpet.

[dog barks]

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

I do not feel good going
into election day.

I don't need to talk to
a pollster.

I don't need to read
the tea leaves.

The allegations have destroyed
my chances

of having any meaningful impact

on this campaign.

So I need to look senatorial.

Yes, you do.
That's the entire point.

- That's why I'm here.
- Okay.

I absolutely know
it's the right decision

not to be with Kathryn.

I wish her the best.
She's the mother of my child.

But I truly think
she's a liability.

She's not good for me.

I feel like Elvis
in the '70s.

You don't look like
Elvis in the '70s.

I wouldn't let you out there
looking like Elvis in the '70s.

Are we good with this?

I think we're good to go.

[telephone rings]

Hey, Kathryn. It's Jen.
I know we had talked about

maybe going to go
cast our ballots today.

So give me a buzz,
and I will see you later.

All right, bye.

[cell phone rings]

- Hey, Mom.
- What are you doing?

Oh, I am on my way
to cast my vote,

because my voice matters,
damn it.

(Bonnie)
[laughs]
Well, good for you, Cam.

I think I'm gonna vote for T-Rav

or write myself in
as a candidate.

I would vote for him, but I'm
registered in New York.

Why are you registered
in New York?

You don't live there.

I didn't tell Thomas
I was not registered to vote

in South Carolina.

Well, that's where I pay taxes
and sháá.

So no harm.

Don't know,
won't kill you.

[laughs]

[phone ringing]

(Jennifer)
Hey, Kathryn.
I was just a little concerned.

I haven't been able
to reach you,

so I think I'm just gonna
go ahead and go.

so that I can make it to the
polling party tonight on time.

Anyway, call me if you get this.

All right, bye.

I am going to vote for Thomas.

'Cause I think
it's the right thing to do.

If he asks, I contributed to
the campaign, damn it.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

(Craig)
As batsháá crazy as Thomas is,

we actually see eye to eye,
almost identically,

on political views,

and I'm not lying
when I say that.

(Cameran)
Thomas needs to be a politician.

It's what he's good at.

When he has this idle time

and he's stuck
out at the plantation

and all he has to do
is play polo,

it doesn't go so well for him.

Well, I don't know.

Then again, he did get caught
doing cocaine

when he was treasurer, so.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

I hope the turnout is
not indicative of--

Cam, this is why I don't
show up places on time.

It said be here at 6:00.

(Craig)
Yeah, which means 7:00.

I was expecting this to be
packed full of people.

Even though he is inevitably
gonna lose this election,

Thomas needs all the support
he can get.

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
have something to drink.

Can I have a vodka
and grapefruit juice?

What's gonna be really sad

is if Kathryn
is not here.

She's gonna be here.

Now, if they talk,
that's one issue.

I think Thomas and Kathryn

were in a rocky place
to begin with.

But it is, like, disappointing

that Thomas is gonna break up
with Kathryn over Facebook.

He's 53 years old.

And he's supposed to be
our senatorial candidate.

Man up.

Suck it down slowly.

Cheers, darling.

Hello.

I have a small roadie,
I'm embarrassed to say.

What's up, guys?

♪♪ Come on, Britney ♪♪
Wow!

It's so nice up here.

(Cameran)
And so barren.

- Darling.
- All right.

I'm going to Google and see
what they're predicting.

The first thing that pops up is,

"Thomas Ravenel on Facebook

'relationship with Kathryn
is over.'"

If Jason broke up with me
on Facebook,

I would think
he was mentally ill.

I mean, I--

I mean, who does that?

What do you know?

- We finally made it.
- Look who finally made it.

You made it to
your own establishment.

Good to see you.
How are you?

(Cameran)
Thank you for having us.

- Hello.
- Danni.

(Danni)
Food. Oh, my God.

Well, they're saying right now
he has 8%.

Oh, sháá.

I don't know how hopeful,
really, anybody is.

I think it's gonna be
more of

a "let's have more than
three bourbon" night.

Have any of you all
talked to Kathryn?

No.

Well, she was supposed to go
voting with Snowden,

and she just wouldn't
respond to anyone.

That had it, like, scheduled
and everything.

I don't know why she would
want to show her face

after he's embarrassed her
like this.

Nobody's heard
from her, nobody.

She won't even
text me back.

I would sit my ass at home.
Screw you.

I mean, you broke up with me
on Facebook.

I'm gonna come
and support you now?

No.

Take your time.

I don't ever take my time.
I--hey--

Just slow down.

I don't have time
to take my time.

Yes, you do.
What have you done today?

Lots of things.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hello.
- Good to see you.

I've been here.
It's a good spot.

You're already feasting
without me?

We were starved.

Hey.

The election result party,

it's almost like
a New Orleans funeral.

You know, you just--someone dies
and you celebrate.

Oh, the nectar of gods.

You gave it your best shot.

You wasted thousands
and thousands of dollars.

What's the only thing to do?

Just get stinking drunk
and laugh about it.

And everybody
have a good time.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

Everyone, I'd like to introduce
Mr. Thomas Ravenel.

Excuse me.
Oh, one second, please.

- Kathryn.
- Jesus Christ.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Bye, little smoochie
moochie moochie.

Mm, you're so cute.

(J.D.)
I don't know if it's tasteful
or not.

Should we take wagers on
the percentage that he wins?

I'm saying 11%.

(Craig)
I say close at 9.

I like 11.

It's not divisible by anything
other than itself and one.

I'm gonna say 12.

I feel like I'm on
The Price Is Right.

Hey.

Hey, Patricia.

Hello, my darling.
How are you?

How are you?
Good to see you.

- Good to see you.
- Hi, honey.

How are you?

(Patricia)
What's the latest.

It's 7:00,
the polls are closed.

(Thomas)
Where's my mark?

Your mark is--
you're right there.

All right, so I need to face...

Face me.

Face you, okay.

- Anything in my teeth?
- You're good.

Projected winner,
Lindsey Graham. No!

That can't be right.

(J.D.)
It says right now,
Lindsey Graham got 50%.

The other guy got 46,

and Thomas got 3%.

Darn!

Some of my personal problems,
you know, quite frankly,

affected my ability
to get the message out.

But you know what? Tomorrow
starts a new campaign season.

All right.

Thank you very much.

- Hey!
- Hey, hey!

Whoo!

Good to see you.
Thanks for coming.

No one's gonna join in?

- How are you all?
- You voted.

I sure did.

(Thomas)
I wasn't expecting
to do that great,

but I definitely was expecting
to do far better than 4%.

- It's over.
- The campaign, yeah, it's over.

We're done.

Last time I ran, I came within
one point of winning,

so it is definitely
an embarrassment.

Patricia, how are you?

Hi. I am so proud of you.

Thank you so much.

You did an honorable,
fabulous job.

Yeah, we gave it
a good college try.

I think you have to think of it
as kind of a stepping stone

- toward the next thing.
- Right.

I wanted to help the country,

and I felt I had
the right ideas.

Well, I think I could do
better than the current guy.

Yes, I think you can do better
than the current guy.

(Thomas)
The American people
want these people

with blemish-free backgrounds

with the alternating
blue and red tie

that matches
their American lapel pin.

So they can have that.

- Hi. How are you?
- Hi.

(J.D.)
Whitney!

Hey, Whitney.

How are you?
Mom, what a surprise.

You voted?

And he's off.

Look at you.

How you feeling, man?

I feel all right.

I'm just glad it's over.

(Whitney)
Look, man, you gave it
a great effort.

Respectable, you didn't
embarrass yourself.

Ha.

No, I'm not saying--
not that you would,

but you know what I'm saying?
It could have been a lot worse.

It's just a difference
of the meaning.

I mean, you know.

Yeah, but I said I was gonna
do it, and I gave it my all.

To see it go like this,
it's heartbreaking.

What happens to your campaign
manager now that it's over?

Well, my campaign team, they
already jumped ship on me.

She must be disappointed, she
can't, like, control you now.

[laughs]

Well, you think you could
gather everyone's attention,

and get this concession
thing over with.

Whatever you want, man.
We're here for you.

You want to introduce me
or something?

I'd be honored.

A little higher up
for you?

Hello, hello.

Everyone, I'd like to introduce
Mr. Thomas Ravenel.

Excuse me.

Who needs no introduction.

Whoo!

This is Kathryn
Calhoun Dennis too.

(Landon)
Kathryn, Jesus Christ.

[laughs]

(Kathryn)
Wow, that was nice of you.
Thank you.

She didn't show up
back to Charleston

after the accusations,

but now she's showing up
to watch him go down in flames.

That seems like fun.

My dear friend Thomas

has run a very successful
and hard-fought campaign.

We're all proud of him
and very happy for him.

And let's give Thomas
a big round of applause.

Future Senator
of South Carolina,

Mr. Thomas Ravenel.

(Craig)
By showing up,

Kathryn's not only, like,
being the bigger person,

but also, it's
a slap in the face to Thomas,

like, look how much of a child
you are

that even after you did that,

I'm still gonna do
what I'm supposed to do

and come support you.

Come here, man.

All right, all right.

You can tell this guy was
educated at Oxford.

They are the masters of
understatement.

[laughter]

Because I was not very close
at all, but.

I'm gonna keep this
extremely short.

To the winners, I wish you well.

To the losers,
I would say never quit.

And finally, I just want to
thank everybody--

my staff, my contributors,

Kathryn.

You can't just get rid of me
that easily.

And I will stick around

until you hear every word
that I have to say.

Thank you so much.

(Whitney)
Thank you, Thomas.

[applause]

Hi.

Hey, congratulations.

(Shep)
A woman scorned watching
the person that scorned her

fail miserably, like, it--

it goes beyond anything

that anyone's ever conjured
in fiction.

Thanks for thanking me.

I appreciate that.

And thank you
for being you.

It was her suggestion
that--

Well, it's nice of you to
thank--I'm just saying.

I don't want to talk about it,
seriously, please.

Don't talk about it.
It's not about me.

It's about you, okay?

Okay, thank you.

I want to sew my eyeballs
shut right now.

Well, I've done my duty
to God and country.

[laughter]

I just find it shocking

that she would show up uninvited

and with all the scandal
swirling around her.

Good night, darling.

You leaving?

I refuse to believe that
anybody is that stupid.

Arrogant, presumptuous,

narcissistic,

I think that's probably
more the case.

(Whitney)
You holding up?

It's humiliating.

[groans]

Dude, you had 15,000,
16,000 votes.

16,000 people went out
and voted for you.

(Thomas)
I do not see a political future
for myself.

Can't be done.

It's a joke.
It's a laughingstock.

I'll never put myself
through this again.

I know I'm crazy right now.

I know it's--
well, not crazy,

but I know that sháá
fáááed up.

and it's awkward
to talk about,

but cheers to girls
and being normal.

I don't know.

I'm gonna go check on Thomas.

We just saw some internal
polling, we were at 15% to 20%.

Kathryn, please, I don't need
any drama right now.

There's no drama.

I was coming to ask
if you were okay.

What happened
to your voice?

I lost it from stress.

It's just that anger you--

I'm not angry.
I asked if you were okay.

Jesus Christ, this girl.

Thomas' dream's been crushed.

Can Kathryn give Thomas a night
just to suffer quietly?

I'm here for you.
I'm here to support you.

This person beside you
is not.

He acts like it,
he sounds like it,

but what has he done
so far?

Just throwing it
out there.

What?

Nothing, just nothing.
Thank you.

I appreciate your support.

I'm confused.

Huh?

I said I'm confused.

I appreciate your support

and your tone of voice.
Thank you.

Are you kidding me?

Where is the compassion?

Am I excused or something?
Is that what that is?

No. I said thank you
for your vote of support.

No, "Honey, it's okay."
None of that.

All about her.

(Cameran)
Coming up...

It's a little bit conceited to
think every time it's about you.

You don't understand anything
going on right now,

so fááá off.
Got it?

[slurps]

I'm--I'm drunk.

I am drunk!

God, are they gonna show
me sháá faced?

Turn around.
[laughs]

Look at this new move.

What am I doing?
Am I doing anything really bad?

Are you okay?

Come on, are
you really drinking?

You're the drunk one.
What are you hitting me for?

I am not drunk!

Holy sháá, we had a little
role reversal here.

Because she's hammered.

- Ouch!
- [laughs]

(Cameran)
Shep!

I might have some words
for her tomorrow

about how she needs to get
her life together.

I appreciate your support
and your tone of voice.

Thank you.

Am I excused or something?
Is that what that is?

No. I said thank you
for your vote of support.

Y'all, I just walked up
to Thomas.

I've been putting up
with this all campaign.

He goes,
"You're starting drama."

It's all 'cause Whitney's
sitting right beside him.

Dude, y'all don't know--

I'm almost in tears.
It's so fáááed up.

(Whitney)
You'll feel worse
in the morning,

but you'll feel better now
if you drink this.

(Kathryn)
No one knows what
I have sacrificed

through this campaign.

It's a little bit conceited to
think every time it's about you.

No one said that, first of all.
You're misinformed,

and you don't understand
anything going on right now.

You're right.
I don't understand.

So until you have an opinion
that has, like, substance,

don't have one.
Thank you. Bye.

(Landon)
I can have an opinion
whenever I want, Kathryn.

You can have one
with someone else,

'cause I'm not listening,
thanks.

This is our party, so fááá off.

Got it?

Classy.

I'm shocked that
she's treating me like this.

It's ins--it's insane.

You know, I've tried to be
a good friend to her,

but now she's sort of showed me
her true colors.

Okay, you win.

I know.

I knew that
before it even started.

Once again, she just sort of
proved Thomas right,

like, you can't handle
this arena.

You just have zero class.

(Jennifer)
I'll take you.
Goodness.

I don't care what anyone
tells me to do.

(Jennifer)
Hey, slow down.

There again,
no emotional support, nothing.

You know, we always said
after the campaign

we would give our relationship

a true, honest try.

And I feel like
I've been used

and thrown out
just like trash.

I'm so disposable.

Everything you've been
fighting for,

you know, all of this
you've put up with

up until this point,
it was for nothing.

(Cameran)
Next time on the season finale
of Southern Charm...

Overall, I just feel like
a sense of betrayal.

I can't accept the breakup.

There's a lot of things that
you can't control.

But you're a mother.

You've got to take care
of this baby.

Mom, for my own self, I need to
know that you, like,

respect my decision.

You just know how hard the whole
thing was on me. I just--

How hard it was on you?

Good to see you, man.

[laughs]

[cheering]

Craig thinks
he's so cool right now.

I want to kill him.

Oh, he is high on life
right now.

- He--
- This is just, honestly,

gonna further engorge
Craig's head.

(Craig)
What am I out here for
right now,

just so you guys can
give me lectures again?

I just graduated
fáááing law school.

I don't think I need
any more lectures.

You don't have to be a áááá
to me, you motherááááer.

Shut the fááá up.
Shut up.

Kathryn had her stylist
charge you with assault.

This is going nowhere.

- Honey.
- This is ridiculous.

I just can't put up
with your sháá anymore.

I'm not letting you do this
to our family.

- I'm going.
- Thomas, stop it.

Thomas, stop!
I'm not letting you leave me.

Oh, my God, Thomas, stop!

(Cameran)
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