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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:02,367 - PREVIOUSLY ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 2 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:03,400 - ARE WE RUNNING FOR SOMETHING 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:04,467 OR ARE WE JUST HAVING SOME FUN? 4 00:00:04,467 --> 00:00:05,467 - BOTH. 5 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:06,600 - THE MOST IMPORTANT THING 6 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,000 THAT PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE FOCUSED ON 7 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,300 IS, "WHERE'S YOUR PERSONAL LIFE?" 8 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,300 - SHE'S THE SCION 9 00:00:12,300 --> 00:00:15,000 OF TWO OF THE MOST POWERFUL POLITICAL FAMILIES 10 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,100 IN SOUTH CAROLINA. 11 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,066 MY INTUITION SAID "NO." 12 00:00:19,066 --> 00:00:23,266 BUT MAYBE MY LITTLE HEAD WAS SAYING, "SHE WAS HOT." 13 00:00:23,266 --> 00:00:24,433 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL APPROVE 14 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:26,100 OF THE NEW GIRLS IN MY LIFE. 15 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:27,133 - WHAT'S HER NAME? 16 00:00:27,133 --> 00:00:28,400 - KATHRYN. 17 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,333 - OH, REDHEADED KATHRYN? 18 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,533 - ARE YOU GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO SURF? 19 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:32,734 - YEAH, LOVE TO. 20 00:00:32,734 --> 00:00:34,533 - DO YOU THINK KATHRYN LIKES SHEP? 21 00:00:34,533 --> 00:00:36,767 - I THOUGHT KATHRYN LIKED YOU. 22 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:39,333 - SHEP JUST BROKE BRO CODE 101. 23 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,333 [cork pops] 24 00:00:40,333 --> 00:00:41,500 - GOOD, YOU KNOW YOUR WINE 25 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,033 AND YOUR WINE GLASSES. 26 00:00:43,033 --> 00:00:46,066 DANNI, SHE'S SOPHISTICATED, CULTIVATED. 27 00:00:46,066 --> 00:00:50,467 SHE SEEMS TO BE THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT COULD COMPLETE ME. 28 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:52,533 - YOU'RE SAYING I'M STEPPING ALL OVER YOUR GAME? 29 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:54,166 - YOU HOOKED UP WITH HER LAST NIGHT. 30 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:56,000 - SO WHAT? 31 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,300 DUDE, I'M SORRY-- SORRY I'M NOT SORRY. 32 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:00,233 - ALL RIGHT, I MEAN, ARE WE GONNA PLAY THAT GAME? 33 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:02,033 DUMB [bleep]. 34 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,233 [upbeat pop music] 35 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,266 - ♪ MM-HMM ♪ 36 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:08,300 ♪ HE'S GOT MONEY ♪ 37 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,133 ♪ HE'S IN MAGAZINES ♪ 38 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,667 ♪ HE'S GOT MORE HONEYS ♪ 39 00:01:11,667 --> 00:01:13,700 ♪ THAN ANY HONEYBEE ♪ 40 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:16,266 ♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪ 41 00:01:16,266 --> 00:01:17,734 ♪ BA-BA, DEE-EE-EE ♪ 42 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,467 ♪ IT'S EASY ♪ 43 00:01:19,467 --> 00:01:22,100 ♪ AS THE BIRDS AND THE BEES AND THE ONE TWO THREES ♪ 44 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,133 ♪ BA, BA-DOO ♪ 45 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:27,133 [upbeat big-band music] 46 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:35,133 ♪ ♪ 47 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,700 [alarm clock beeping] 48 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,500 - MM. 49 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,033 I'M IN THE MIDST OF TRYING TO START MY NEW CAREER. 50 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,300 I LOVE ARCHITECTURE, AND I LOVE THE HOMES IN CHARLESTON, 51 00:02:04,300 --> 00:02:08,567 SO REAL ESTATE IS A NATURAL FIT FOR ME. 52 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,166 I KNOW SEVERAL OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE IN MY CIRCLE NOW 53 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:14,433 GROW UP KNOWING THAT THEY HAVE "X" AMOUNT IN THE BANK ALREADY 54 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:17,000 THAT WILL BE THERE BY THE TIME THEY HIT 20 OR 30, 55 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT THE HAND OF CARDS 56 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,400 THAT I WAS DEALT. 57 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,066 [line trilling] 58 00:02:24,066 --> 00:02:25,400 HEY, MOM, IT'S CAM. 59 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,667 - HEY, DARLIN'. 60 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,133 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 61 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:31,000 - I'M ACTUALLY ON MY WAY TO GO MEET EVE 62 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,700 DOWN AT LUXURY LAND & HOMES. 63 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,400 I'M JUST NERVOUS JUST BECAUSE I QUIT MY JOB, 64 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,500 WHICH WAS, LIKE, A STEADY STREAM OF INCOME 65 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,367 AND, YOU KNOW, A PAYCHECK EVERY TWO WEEKS, 66 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:43,133 TO DO THIS, AND-- I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:45,166 I KIND OF DON'T KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA GET PAID. 68 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,700 - I KNOW YOU'RE NERVOUS BECAUSE YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS. 69 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,333 THINGS FALL INTO PLACE, AND IF IT'S-- 70 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:53,033 IT WON'T HAPPEN IF IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE-- 71 00:02:53,033 --> 00:02:55,266 - MOM, IF IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE, I'M GONNA BE BROKE. 72 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:56,266 [laughs] 73 00:02:56,266 --> 00:02:57,266 SAY A LITTLE PRAYER. 74 00:02:57,266 --> 00:02:58,266 BYE. 75 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:08,467 YOU MUST BE EVE. 76 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:09,700 - I'M EVE. 77 00:03:09,700 --> 00:03:11,734 HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD, I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG. 78 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:13,433 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I HUG. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 79 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:15,400 WELL, THIS PLACE IS GORGEOUS. 80 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,200 - IT'S PRE-REVOLUTIONARY. 81 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,000 A LOT OF IT'S ORIGINAL. 82 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,166 CAMERAN, YOU CAN SIT 83 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,767 IN THIS NICE BIG CHAIR RIGHT HERE... 84 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,100 - OKAY, THANKS. 85 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,200 - AND JUST RELAX. 86 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:29,600 - LUXURY LAND & HOMES DEALS WITH BEAUTIFUL, HISTORIC, 87 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,533 VERY EXPENSIVE HOMES IN CHARLESTON. 88 00:03:31,533 --> 00:03:34,033 SOME OF THE HOUSES THEY HAVE LISTED 89 00:03:34,033 --> 00:03:35,667 GO UP TO ALMOST $10 MILLION. 90 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:39,266 SO, I MEAN, THIS WOULD BE AN AMAZING FIRST STEP FOR ME 91 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:40,600 IN THE REAL ESTATE GAME. 92 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,000 - SO WHAT IS YOUR FEELING ABOUT REAL ESTATE? 93 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,100 I KNOW THAT THIS IS SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO DO. 94 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,166 - I'VE LIVED A LOT OF PLACES IN THE UNITED STATES, 95 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,000 AND I ALWAYS END UP COMING BACK TO CHARLESTON. 96 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,333 AND TO BE ABLE TO GET THE OPPORTUNITY 97 00:03:51,333 --> 00:03:55,000 TO SHARE MY ENTHUSIASM OF HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS CITY-- 98 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,333 - DO YOU HAVE A JOB? 99 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,166 - OH, NO, ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE A JOB. 100 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,433 I'M CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED. 101 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:00,633 I QUIT MY JOB. 102 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:01,700 - WHEN DID YOU QUIT YOUR JOB? 103 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,066 - I QUIT MY JOB TWO WEEKS AGO. 104 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,133 SO, YEAH, I'M JOBLESS. 105 00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:09,600 - THIS BUSINESS IS EXTREMELY NERVE-RACKING, 106 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:14,300 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH A $100,000 COMMISSION... 107 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,000 - THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. - IN THE HIGH END. 108 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,500 - SO ARE YOU TOUGH? 109 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,367 YOU JUST LOOK A LITTLE FRAGILE TO ME. 110 00:04:24,266 --> 00:04:26,433 - SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S HARD FOR ME 111 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:30,233 TO FAKE NOT BEING ANXIOUS. 112 00:04:30,233 --> 00:04:34,400 - WELL, I'M A LITTLE CONCERNED, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 113 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,367 - [whispered] OH, MY GOD, AM I GONNA THROW UP? 114 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,533 - ALL KINDS OF THINGS HAPPEN THAT ARE UNEXPECTED, 115 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:43,700 SO YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO GO WITH THE FLOW. 116 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,767 - I KNOW I'M TOTALLY BOMBING RIGHT NOW. 117 00:04:46,767 --> 00:04:50,000 BUT, THANKFULLY, MY MOTHER WAS AN ETIQUETTE COACH 118 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,233 GROWING UP, AND SHE TAUGHT ME WELL. 119 00:04:52,233 --> 00:04:53,467 SO WHEN I NEED TO, 120 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,066 I CAN CHARM THE PANTS OFF ANYONE. 121 00:04:55,066 --> 00:04:57,200 IF REAL ESTATE IS TRULY THAT STRESSFUL, 122 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,233 IT HAS NOT AFFECTED YOU PHYSICALLY. 123 00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:00,266 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE. 124 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,467 - [laughs] 125 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,000 - I MEAN, EVEN--LOOK AT ME. 126 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:04,667 I'M, LIKE, ALL SLUMPED OVER-- YOU'RE LIKE THIS. 127 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:06,667 - SIT UP, SHOULDERS BACK, HEAD HIGH, ABDOMEN IN. 128 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:08,200 [laughs] 129 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,734 HONEY, IT'S LIKE ARMOR. 130 00:05:09,734 --> 00:05:12,133 YOU HAVE TO FEED YOURSELF WITH EVERYTHING 131 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:14,567 THAT'S GONNA PREPARE YOU FOR THE UPS AND DOWNS AND... 132 00:05:14,567 --> 00:05:15,600 - OKAY. 133 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,000 - I MEAN, I LIKE YOU. 134 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,233 AND I THINK YOU'RE BRIGHT. 135 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,266 BUT I SEE IN YOU SOME THINGS 136 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:24,100 THAT I SAW AND RECOGNIZED IN MYSELF YEARS AGO, 137 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,633 THAT I OVERCAME, AND THAT... - WHICH WERE? 138 00:05:25,633 --> 00:05:28,667 - AND THAT YOU'RE GONNA-- WELL, THERE'S SORT OF THAT 139 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:32,600 LITTLE SHY, SORT OF NERVOUS ENERGY. 140 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,266 SO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEXT STEPS. 141 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:37,400 [dramatic music] 142 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,633 I WOULD LOVE TO OFFER YOU A POSITION HERE ON A TRIAL BASIS. 143 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,200 - YES, A JOB. 144 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,667 - I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO TAKE YOU THROUGH 145 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:47,533 ONE OF THE WONDERFUL, HISTORIC CHARLESTON HOMES. 146 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:51,433 SORT OF GIVE YOU AN IDEA ABOUT HOW TO SHOW ONE OF THOSE HOMES. 147 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,033 - OKAY. 148 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:55,367 - AND THEN IF IT WORKS OUT, THEN WE'LL MAKE IT PERMANENT. 149 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,467 - SOUTHERN CHARM IS NOT JUST AN EXPRESSION. 150 00:05:57,467 --> 00:06:00,734 I AM SO THANKFUL THAT EVE IS GONNA TAKE ME ON 151 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:01,734 FOR A TRIAL PERIOD. 152 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:03,266 HOPEFULLY I SUCCEED. 153 00:06:03,266 --> 00:06:05,200 - OKAY, AWESOME. - ARE YOU EXCITED? 154 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,400 - I'M VERY EXCITED. 155 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,667 NO MORE NERVOUS ENERGY. 156 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,000 IT'S GONE. 157 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,000 - HEY. - HOW ARE YOU? 158 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 159 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,400 - LIKEWISE. 160 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:28,400 HOW'S IT BEEN GOING? 161 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,000 - GOOD. - GOOD. 162 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 IS THERE ANY HIGHLIGHTS THAT WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? 163 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,633 - THE SPECIALS ARE ON THE BOARD BEHIND YOU. 164 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:36,533 - I THINK I'M GONNA TRY THE TOMATO PIE. 165 00:06:36,533 --> 00:06:37,567 - GROSS. 166 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:39,333 NO. 167 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:40,333 - FOR YOU? 168 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,533 - CHICKEN PITA, PLEASE. - OKAY. 169 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,100 - NO TOMATOES, NO PEPPERS. 170 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,700 - HOW DID I NOT KNOW YOU DIDN'T LIKE TOMATOES? 171 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:46,600 - I HATE PICKLES, YELLOW MUSTARD, AND TOMATOES. 172 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,200 - OH, MY GOD. 173 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,033 THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK. 174 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,567 é [both laugh] 175 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,767 - WHENEVER DANNI AND I SEE EACH OTHER, 176 00:06:53,767 --> 00:06:55,667 WE FALL RIGHT BACK INTO HOW WE WERE. 177 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:57,233 - WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP IN A WHILE. 178 00:06:57,233 --> 00:06:58,400 - NO. 179 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,667 WELL, NO, WE HAVEN'T. 180 00:07:00,667 --> 00:07:02,266 WE HAD A REALLY GOOD RELATIONSHIP, 181 00:07:02,266 --> 00:07:03,700 PROBABLY FOR ABOUT FOUR MONTHS. 182 00:07:03,700 --> 00:07:05,367 - WHEN'S YOUR BROTHER GETTING MARRIED? 183 00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:06,633 - SEPTEMBER. - OH. 184 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,667 - SHE WAS WANTING THE RELATIONSHIP 185 00:07:08,667 --> 00:07:10,233 TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER, 186 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:12,233 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN, I DON'T WANT THAT." 187 00:07:12,233 --> 00:07:14,667 - DIDN'T YOU HAVE A PHILOSOPHY THAT IN, WHAT, 188 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:18,567 THE NEXT 20 YEARS, YOU THINK NOBODY WILL BE MARRIED ANYMORE? 189 00:07:18,567 --> 00:07:21,133 - NO, NO--100 YEARS. - DIDN'T YOU HAVE SOME CRAZY... 190 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,266 - MARRIAGE MIGHT BE OBSOLETE. 191 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:24,734 PEOPLE THINK MARRIAGE RUINS EVERYTHING. 192 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:30,400 - CAN I BE HONEST WITH YOU? - SURE. 193 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,667 - WE'RE ALWAYS HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 194 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:32,667 - SURE, SURE. 195 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:36,667 - WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, 196 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,700 THE REASON WE DIDN'T WORK 197 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,600 IS BECAUSE YOU WERE INHERENTLY IN A PLACE 198 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,266 WHERE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SETTLE DOWN. 199 00:07:44,266 --> 00:07:45,734 YOU'RE GETTING OLDER. 200 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:48,433 YOU NEED TO EMBRACE THE FACT THAT YOU'RE GETTING OLDER. 201 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,533 BECAUSE I REALLY FEEL LIKE WITH M.J., 202 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:52,066 LIKE, IF YOU REALLY DO RESPECT HER 203 00:07:52,066 --> 00:07:53,500 AND LIKE HER AS A PERSON, 204 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,333 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE SAME SITUATION THAT YOU WERE WITH ME. 205 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:58,533 - YEAH. 206 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:00,033 - YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE. 207 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:01,533 THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 208 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:05,533 - IF I'M GONNA SACRIFICE CHASING GIRLS AROUND, HAVING FUN, 209 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:09,333 I'M GONNA NEED, YOU KNOW, ATTENTION AND BACK RUBS... 210 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,700 - YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. 211 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,066 AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT AT ALL? 212 00:08:13,066 --> 00:08:14,100 - NONE. 213 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,400 - THAT'S WEIRD. 214 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:17,400 WELL, YOU GUYS HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER THAT LONG. 215 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,233 - NO, BUT TIME IS TICKING, 216 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,667 THE CLOCK IS TICKING. 217 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:23,667 I DON'T KNOW. 218 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:24,667 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 219 00:08:24,667 --> 00:08:26,166 OBVIOUSLY, 220 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,467 I WASN'T FOOLING AROUND WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, 221 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:31,667 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S... 222 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,266 - YOU ALSO GOT ATTENTION, THOUGH. 223 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:36,000 - YES, I GOT TONS OF ATTENTION FROM YOU. 224 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,066 I'M JUST TELLING YOU, MEN ARE AS FAITHFUL AS THEIR OPTIONS. 225 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:52,200 [knock on door] 226 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,367 - BEATRICE. 227 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:56,000 - THOMAS, BONJOUR. - BONJOUR. 228 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,500 ENTREZ. - MERCI. 229 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,367 - BEATRICE HAS BEEN MY FRENCH PROFESSOR 230 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:00,767 FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. 231 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,266 I'VE LIVED IN FRANCE, 232 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:03,567 AND I BELIEVE A TRUE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN 233 00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,500 SHOULD BE A MAN OF THE WORLD. 234 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,500 [both speaking French] 235 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,633 DANNI AND I HAVE BEEN OUT A COUPLE OF TIMES, 236 00:09:40,633 --> 00:09:42,567 AND SHE HAS AGREED TO GO OUT WITH ME AGAIN, 237 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:44,033 AND SO I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE HER 238 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,700 TO THE BEST FRENCH RESTAURANT IN CHARLESTON. 239 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:48,667 I'M HOPING TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT 240 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:51,767 THAT SHE FALLS FOR THE OLD "T-RAV" CHARM. 241 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,767 SO ANYWAY, I'M TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION 242 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:54,767 ON THIS YOUNG LADY. 243 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:57,266 I'M INTERESTED IN HER. - OKAY. 244 00:09:57,266 --> 00:10:00,166 HOW LONG HAVE YOU SEEN HER-- HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING HER? 245 00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:01,600 - I'VE GONE OUT WITH HER A COUPLE TIMES. 246 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,166 I GAVE HER A LITTLE POLO LESSON. 247 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:05,567 - HOW OLD IS SHE? 248 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,400 - SHE'S 29; SHE'S A BIT YOUNGER THAN ME. 249 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,300 - [speaking French] 250 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,433 - YOU RECOMMEND... 251 00:10:13,433 --> 00:10:14,667 - [speaking French] 252 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,133 - IT'S VERY HARD. 253 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:19,400 - THE CONTRARY, LIKE REALLY, REALLY SOFT ABOUT IT. 254 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:22,367 - DON'T BE TOO PUSHY. - DON'T BE TOO PUSHY. 255 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,533 - I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 256 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:27,333 YOU KNOW, I'M AT THAT POINT WHERE I NEED TO FIND SOMEONE, 257 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,367 SETTLE DOWN, AND-- 258 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,233 - MAKE SURE SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU. 259 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,166 - SO WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU? 260 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,166 ENOUGH ABOUT ME. 261 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:41,333 - I'VE KIND OF GOTTEN MYSELF INTO A LITTLE BIT OF A... 262 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,300 - A JAM? - JAM. 263 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,500 - OR SITUATION? 264 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,166 - I DO WANT YOUR INSIGHT, THOUGH. 265 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,767 - I'D LOVE TO GIVE YOU MY INSIGHT. 266 00:10:47,767 --> 00:10:51,133 - ON SUNDAY, THOMAS ASKED ME TO A BARBECUE. 267 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:55,133 AND I KIND OF THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, 268 00:10:55,133 --> 00:10:59,467 AND IT ENDED UP BEING MORE OF A COUPLE SITUATION. 269 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:01,500 - OKAY. 270 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:05,233 - AND HE TRIED TO KISS ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, 271 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:08,500 AND IT ENDED UP A LITTLE AWKWARD. 272 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:15,100 - MMM, COME HERE. - [laughing] 273 00:11:15,100 --> 00:11:16,700 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YEAH. 274 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,533 - HE ASKED ME A WEEK AGO WHEN WE PLAYED POLO 275 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,333 IF I WOULD GO WITH HIM TO DINNER, 276 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,133 AND I SAID, "ABSOLUTELY." 277 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,533 - FULL COURT PRESS, HUH? 278 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:29,066 - I MEAN, WE BOTH HAVE A LOVE FOR HORSES. 279 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:31,033 I REALLY RESPECT HIM AS A PERSON. 280 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:32,233 - YEAH. 281 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,533 - HE'S A GREAT GUY. I MEAN, HE REALLY IS. 282 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:34,533 YOU KNOW HIM. - I KNOW. I KNOW. 283 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,533 - I MEAN, HE'S A GREAT GUY. 284 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:36,767 - HE CAUGHT A REAL BAD BREAK. 285 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:38,333 - HE REALLY DID. 286 00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,000 - OF COURSE, HE PUT HIMSELF IN THAT POSITION. 287 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,367 THOMAS WAS STATE TREASURER, 288 00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,233 AND HE'S FROM ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT FAMILIES 289 00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:44,233 IN CHARLESTON. 290 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:45,567 YOU CAN'T HAVE BIG PARTIES 291 00:11:45,567 --> 00:11:47,100 WHEN YOU'RE IN PUBLIC OFFICE 292 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:48,100 WITH DRUGS. 293 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,133 I MEAN, YOU WILL FALL. 294 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:52,300 YOU DON'T WANT THE GUY YOU'RE DATING 295 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,200 TO BE ABLE TO BE GOOGLED AND EASILY REFERENCED. 296 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,300 - RIGHT, AND OF COURSE, I HAVE THE FAMILY--MY FAMILY-- 297 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,667 IN THE BACK OF MY MIND. 298 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,533 - DANNI COMES FROM A VERY NICE FAMILY, 299 00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:03,767 AND I'M NOT SURE IF SHE SHOULD BE SEEN 300 00:12:03,767 --> 00:12:06,600 GETTING INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE LIKE THOMAS. 301 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,200 BRING IT UP. 302 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,734 BE LIKE, "LET'S-- I JUST WANT TO CLEAR THE AIR 303 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:12,133 "ABOUT THE KISS-- 304 00:12:12,133 --> 00:12:14,600 THE LONG KISS GOOD NIGHT." 305 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,300 I'D FRAME IT LIKE, "I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND, 306 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,266 "AND I RESPECT AND LIKE YOU, BUT-- 307 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:21,066 "WE CAN HANG OUT. YOU CAN GIVE ME ADVICE. 308 00:12:21,066 --> 00:12:22,333 I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE." 309 00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:25,633 I'D MAYBE TRY TO FRAME IT LIKE THAT. 310 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,066 DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? 311 00:12:27,066 --> 00:12:28,266 - YEAH. - IT'LL BE EASY, 312 00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,333 LIKE RIPPING A BAND-AID OFF. 313 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,633 - YEAH. - CHH. 314 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,066 - COMING UP... 315 00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,567 - I'M NEVER INTRODUCING SHEP TO A GIRL I LIKE AGAIN. 316 00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,600 I'M PISSED AT SHEP. 317 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,600 - AND LATER... 318 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,266 - KATHRYN CALHOUN DENNIS. 319 00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:41,533 YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT ME? - NO. 320 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:43,166 - I BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU A LITTLE BIT. 321 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:47,100 - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 322 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,100 [upbeat instrumental music] 323 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:56,734 ♪ ♪ 324 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,533 - I NEED A BOAT WITH TWO ENGINES. 325 00:12:58,533 --> 00:12:59,533 IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER. 326 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,400 - LITTLE REVERSE. 327 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,400 OH, YEAH. 328 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,600 - J.D., IS IT IN NEUTRAL? 329 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,200 - NO. WE'RE GOIN' BACKWARDS, BABY. 330 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,367 YEE-HOO! 331 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,367 SO YOU'RE GONNA LET CRAIG USE THE BOAT, HUH? 332 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:16,133 - YEAH, HE SEEMS RESPONSIBLE. 333 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,500 [sighs] 334 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,667 WHERE'S CHARLIE? 335 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,600 - CHARLIE'S AT HOME WITH THE NANNY. 336 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,400 - ONE DAY I'LL EXPERIENCE THAT. 337 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,667 THE JOY OF CHILD-REARING. 338 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,100 - WE'LL GET YOU SIGNED UP. [laughs] 339 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,233 - YEAH, GET ME IN THE PROGRAM. - WE'LL GET YOU A WIFE. 340 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:31,100 WE'LL GET YOU ON ONE-A-DAYS, THEN TWO-A-DAYS. 341 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,266 [chuckles] 342 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:33,667 - WHAT ARE ONE-A-DAYS AND TWO-A-DAYS? 343 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,500 - THAT'S HOW YOU WORK OUT, MAKE BABIES. 344 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:37,066 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT THAT SCHEDULE? 345 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,300 WHEN THEY OVULATE? 346 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:41,000 [both laugh] 347 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,266 - I THINK I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 348 00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:43,400 - YEAH. 349 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,333 - MOST POLITICAL FIGURES ARE MARRIED. 350 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:50,667 I HAVE NO CHILDREN, NO WIFE, AND NO DOG. 351 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,533 WHERE THE HELL IS CRAIG? - MM. 352 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,200 - OH, THERE HE IS. 353 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,533 - LOOK AT THIS GUY. 354 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,266 - HE LOOKS A LITTLE OVERDRESSED FOR A BOAT RIDE. 355 00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,734 - WHAT KIND OF OPERATION YOU RUNNING? 356 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:00,533 - I HAD TO WORK ALL DAY. 357 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,367 - LOOK AT THAT GUY. - WELL, LISTEN. 358 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,100 IF YOU BREAK OUT A SPEEDO UNDER THAT THING, 359 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,266 YOU'RE NOT BORROWING THE BOAT. 360 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,400 - NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA PULL OUT. 361 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,400 - [laughs] 362 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,000 I DO LIKE THAT SHIRT, THOUGH. 363 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 - WHAT'S UP? 364 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 - HOW ARE YOU? 365 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 366 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,333 - GLAD YOU CALLED ME. 367 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,367 - WHAT IS UP, BRO? 368 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,533 - NOT MUCH, MAN. 369 00:14:15,533 --> 00:14:18,367 - WHAT'S UP, YOU LADY-CHASING SON OF A GUN? 370 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:20,000 - FINALLY DONE THIS WEEK, MAN. 371 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,133 I HAD COURT ALL WEEK. 372 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,533 SO NOW I'M READY TO GO. 373 00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:24,633 - LET'S DO IT. - READY TO ROLL. 374 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:26,266 DUDE, THIS IS-- THIS IS SWEET. 375 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,000 ALL MY FRIENDS GROWING UP HAD BOATS, 376 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,066 BUT I'VE NEVER OWNED A BOAT, 377 00:14:30,066 --> 00:14:32,233 BECAUSE I HEARD THERE'S A LOT OF MAINTENANCE AND UPKEEP, 378 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,700 AND, KIND OF, YOU HAVE TO PUT A LOT OF MONEY 379 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,266 INTO KEEPING IT RUNNING. 380 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,767 - THE TWO BEST DAYS OF OWNING A BOAT IS THE DAY YOU BUY IT 381 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:39,133 AND THE DAY YOU SELL IT. 382 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,567 YOU'VE HEARD THAT. - YEP. 383 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:43,000 - IT'S JUST A HOLE INTO WHICH YOU POUR A LOT OF MONEY. 384 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,500 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE FUN STUFF. 385 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,133 - YEAH, THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT. 386 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,467 - THIS GUY, HE'S THE CAPTAIN OF FUN, 387 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,133 SO I'M GONNA LET HIM TAKE OVER THE PROGRAM. 388 00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,500 - WHAT IS-- WHAT'S YOUR GOAL? 389 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,133 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE BOAT? 390 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:56,400 - I MEAN, HONESTLY, YEAH, I WANT TO BRING GIRLS OUT ON THE BOAT. 391 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,734 I MEAN, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SAY, 392 00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,400 "GIRLS, I ACTUALLY HAVE A BOAT IN THE HARBOR," 393 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,033 AND THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE TO SAY. 394 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,266 I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR SUCCESS RATE WITH-- 395 00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,533 DO GIRLS LIKE YOU AFTER-- 396 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:06,533 LIKE YOU MORE THAN THEY DID 397 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:08,000 BEFORE YOU TOOK THEM ON THE BOAT? 398 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,300 - LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY... [laughter] 399 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,000 - ONCE YOU GET THEM ON THIS BOAT, 400 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,100 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LEAVE. 401 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,066 I MEAN, YOU'RE ALREADY LIKE 90% THERE. 402 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:17,200 I MEAN, YOU COULD PROBABLY SCORE 403 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,400 WITHOUT EVEN, YOU KNOW, UNTYING THE BOAT. 404 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,633 DON'T BRING SHEP AROUND, MAN. 405 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:21,767 - YEAH, NO, SHEESH. 406 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:24,166 SHEP WOULD BE-- I'M NEVER INTRODUCING SHEP 407 00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,533 TO A GIRL I LIKE AGAIN. 408 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,133 - [laughs] - WHY, WHAT HAPPENED? 409 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,700 - DUDE, HE JUST-- HE SNAKED IN REAL QUICK. 410 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,600 RIGHT NOW, I'M DEALING WITH KIND OF A BRUISED EGO. 411 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,000 I'M PISSED AT SHEP. 412 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,133 - WELL, THE GIRL'S NOT USED TO, 413 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:36,367 LIKE, THE GUY RUNNING AWAY. 414 00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,533 USUALLY, THEY PURSUE THEM ALL NIGHT. 415 00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:39,133 SO I LEFT, AND SHE'S LIKE, YOU KNOW-- 416 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,567 YOU HAVE TO CATCH OR KEEP THEM-- - RIGHT. 417 00:15:40,567 --> 00:15:42,033 - YOU KNOW, KEEP THEM ON EDGE. 418 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:44,333 WELL, MY FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO HOOK UP WITH THE GIRL. 419 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,133 AND SO I DID IT TO THIS GIRL, 420 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,633 AND SHEP SLEPT WITH HER THAT NIGHT. 421 00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:49,066 - HE HAD NO QUALMS. 422 00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,367 - NO, AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT? YOU LEFT." 423 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,166 AND I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, YOU'RE KILLING ME. 424 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,633 IT'S MY GAME." 425 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,300 - THIS TOWN IS GETTING VERY SMALL. 426 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,266 I THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT KATHRYN, 427 00:15:57,266 --> 00:16:00,500 BUT THOMAS WAS JUST WITH KATHRYN. 428 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,133 AS THE WORLD TURNS: CHARLESTON. 429 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:04,734 [laughs] 430 00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:06,667 SEND CRAIG IN TO WARM THEM UP. 431 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:10,033 SEND SHEP IN TO CLOSE THEM. 432 00:16:10,033 --> 00:16:12,166 - CRAIG DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY NIGHT WITH KATHRYN. 433 00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,000 I'VE MOVED ON, YOU KNOW? I'M LOOKING AT DANNI. 434 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,133 THE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN JUST DOESN'T DISCUSS SUCH MATTERS. 435 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,133 WELL, SHALL WE TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? 436 00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,200 - I MEAN, I'M DOWN. 437 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,533 - CAN SOMEBODY UNMOOR ME? 438 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,533 - J.D.'S DOING A LOT. 439 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,400 THANKS, J.D. - [laughs] 440 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,000 YOU GOT TO LEARN SOMEHOW. 441 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,633 LOOK AT THIS GUY. - AYE. 442 00:16:29,633 --> 00:16:31,734 - PART--PARTY ANIMAL. 443 00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:33,467 - CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE? 444 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,433 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 445 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,100 - [speaking French] 446 00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,734 - HEY. 447 00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:23,300 - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 448 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,533 GOT A LITTLE RAINED ON IF YOU CAN'T TELL. 449 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,433 - ALL RIGHT, ME TOO. 450 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,633 [cork pops] 451 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:31,000 HE'S FROM THE SAME REGION OF FRANCE I AM. 452 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,266 [both men speaking French] 453 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,567 - DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING OR ARE YOU JUST NODDING? 454 00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:37,266 - ABSOLUMENT, ABSOLUMENT. 455 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:39,633 I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORK THIS HARD FOR A GIRL. 456 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,000 BUT I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST 457 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,567 TO SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET TONIGHT. 458 00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,633 IS THAT PART OF YOUR SHIRT, THIS THING HERE? 459 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,000 - THIS? - YEAH. 460 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,600 - IT'S A NECKLACE. - IT IS. 461 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,633 MAY I? 462 00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,166 - [laughs] 463 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,300 - MAY I APPROACH THE BENCH? 464 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,433 - YES, YOU MAY APPROACH THE BENCH. 465 00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,533 - THIS KIND OF FEELS COOL. 466 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,133 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO WEAR IT? 467 00:17:56,133 --> 00:18:00,533 - NO, I THINK I'LL JUST ENJOY WATCHING IT ON YOUR NECK THERE. 468 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:03,133 HERE'S TO THE PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY. 469 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,400 - YES, I'LL CHEERS TO THAT. 470 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400 - YOU LIKE THAT? 471 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,333 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 472 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,033 - PERFECT. 473 00:18:11,033 --> 00:18:12,400 - FOIE GRAS, MONSIEUR. 474 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,467 - ALL RIGHT. 475 00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:18,333 - SO, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS AFTER SUNDAY? 476 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,266 - OH, YOU MEAN OUR LITTLE THING THERE? 477 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,266 - YEAH. 478 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,633 - I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT. 479 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:25,667 - [laughs] OH, GOD. 480 00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,300 - I BLEW IT. 481 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,433 I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANT TO REALLY GET INTO IT, BUT-- 482 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:31,133 - [laughs] 483 00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,333 - I MEAN, I'LL JUST LAY IT ON THE LINE HERE, YOU KNOW. 484 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,166 - WELL, I MEAN, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 485 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:38,266 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT US TO BE IN THIS, LIKE... 486 00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:40,000 - I MEAN, I'LL JUST SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, 487 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,400 I'D BE INTERESTED IN GETTING TO KNOW YOU A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 488 00:18:44,066 --> 00:18:45,066 THAT'S ALL. 489 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,266 - I... 490 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,000 YOU KNOW THAT I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 491 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,266 I REALLY DO. 492 00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:54,300 I MEAN, WE DO HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, 493 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,333 AND I LIKE OUR INTERACTIONS. 494 00:18:57,633 --> 00:18:59,667 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THE WRONG IDEA. 495 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,166 - MM-HMM. 496 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,000 - WE'RE FRIENDS, 497 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,200 AND I WOULD LIKE TO KIND OF KEEP IT THAT WAY. 498 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,367 - MM, I'M JUST CURIOUS, THOUGH, 499 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,133 I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR-- 500 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:16,000 IN A--IN A MAN? 501 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,700 - IN OUR SITUATION, I FEEL AS THOUGH... 502 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:24,033 THERE IS YOUR CONVICTION. 503 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,400 TO DATE WOULD-- 504 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,133 I THINK ABOUT MY FAMILY IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, 505 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,000 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 506 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,233 I KNOW THAT THAT SHOULDN'T WEIGH ON ME... 507 00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:39,400 - BUT IT DOES? - IT KIND OF DOES. 508 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,133 - YEAH. - AT LEAST RIGHT NOW. 509 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:44,166 - I'M FEELING HUMILIATED. 510 00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,667 I REALIZE HER VIEWPOINT IS REPRESENTATIVE 511 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,467 OF A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE. 512 00:19:49,467 --> 00:19:51,734 - I DO NOT WANT YOU TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME 513 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,133 BY ANY MEANS. 514 00:19:53,133 --> 00:19:54,266 LIKE, I REALLY, I DON'T. 515 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:57,233 - RIGHT. 516 00:19:57,233 --> 00:19:58,667 - NOW YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. 517 00:19:58,667 --> 00:20:02,100 - YOU CAN TELL THAT? 518 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:06,133 IT'S GONNA TAKE A SPECIAL WOMAN TO ACCEPT MY PAST 519 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,033 AND REALIZE THAT I'M A GOOD PERSON. 520 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,600 - COMING UP... 521 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,200 - WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN? 522 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,533 - THEY'VE ALREADY PUT ME IN PRISON. 523 00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:16,133 THEY'VE ALREADY TAKEN MY REPUTATION. 524 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,667 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN LOSE. 525 00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:26,100 [upbeat big-band music] 526 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:31,133 ♪ ♪ 527 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:34,133 [line trilling] 528 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,300 - SHEP. 529 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,033 - YEAH. - T-RAV HERE, HOW YOU DO? 530 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,133 - IT'S GOING GOOD. 531 00:20:41,133 --> 00:20:43,700 I'M HEADED OUT TO MY COUNTRY PLACE. 532 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,533 HAVING BEEN REJECTED LAST NIGHT, 533 00:20:45,533 --> 00:20:47,667 I'M FEELING A BIT DOWN ON MYSELF. 534 00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:50,433 YOU KNOW, I NEED TO CLEAR MY MIND. 535 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,667 WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME AND GO FISHING. 536 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,734 SHEP AND DANNI USED TO DATE. 537 00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:55,767 LET'S GO FISHING. 538 00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,233 MAYBE I'LL PICK HIS BRAIN 539 00:20:57,233 --> 00:21:00,266 AND GET SOME INSIGHT AS TO WHY IT WAS 540 00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,133 THAT SHE LOWERED THE BOOM ON ME. 541 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:06,600 - ALL RIGHT. 542 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,667 FANTASTIC. 543 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,734 YOU BRINGING THE BEER? 544 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,066 - YEAH, I'LL BRING THE BEER. 545 00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:11,333 NO PROBLEM. 546 00:21:11,333 --> 00:21:12,500 - ALL RIGHT, MAN, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 547 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,400 - ALL RIGHT, TALK TO YOU, BYE. - BYE. 548 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,300 - WOW, SHE'S DONE-- - IT'S NICE. 549 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,033 - SHE'S DONE GOOD FOR HERSELF. 550 00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:32,133 - [laughs] - IT'S NICE. 551 00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:33,567 - SO THIS IS ONE BIG HOUSE? 552 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,767 - YEAH. 553 00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:36,066 - I THOUGHT THEY WERE APARTMENTS. 554 00:21:36,066 --> 00:21:37,467 - NO, IT'S A FULL HOUSE. 555 00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:39,133 - NO, IT'S ONE BIG HOUSE JUST FOR LITTLE HER. 556 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:41,233 - OH, LOOK, THE UNDERSIDE OF HER PORCH IS PAINTED BLUE. 557 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,300 DO YOU KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THE BLUE CEILINGS? 558 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,567 - NO. - NO, WHAT? 559 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:47,066 - LONG TIME AGO, PEOPLE WERE VERY SUPERSTITIOUS 560 00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:49,066 AND THERE WAS A LOT OF VOODOO AND STUFF IN THESE PARTS, 561 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:52,100 AND THEY BELIEVED IF YOU PAINTED YOUR PORCH THE COLOR OF HEAVEN, 562 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,266 IT WOULD WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS. 563 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:55,300 - OH, WOW. - REALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 564 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,633 WOW. 565 00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:57,633 NICE. 566 00:21:59,233 --> 00:22:02,734 - JENNA'S HOUSE IS A TYPICAL CHARLESTON SINGLE DESIGN, 567 00:22:02,734 --> 00:22:05,700 AND IT HAS THREE LEVELS, PORCHES THAT FACE OUTWARD... 568 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,700 - OH, PRETTY. 569 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:11,400 - AND I SHOULD KNOW THIS, I JUST ACED MY REAL ESTATE EXAM. 570 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,000 THIS IS GORGE. - HI, COME ON IN. 571 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,066 - HI, BABIES. - THIS IS SO PRETTY. 572 00:22:16,066 --> 00:22:18,000 - I FOUND MY HOUSE THROUGH A FRIEND OF A FRIEND. 573 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,300 - POOL PARTY. 574 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:22,100 I THINK IT'S FABULOUS FOR LITTLE OLD ME. 575 00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,467 GROWING UP, WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY, 576 00:22:24,467 --> 00:22:27,533 AND IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THINGS LIKE THIS. 577 00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,266 HERE'S THE KITCHEN. 578 00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,567 - NICE. 579 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:32,166 OOH, WE SHOULD DO A LITTLE-- 580 00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,767 DO A LITTLE COOKING PARTY IN HERE. 581 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,266 - WE COULD DO A LOW COUNTRY BOIL. 582 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,266 - YEAH, GOOD IDEA. 583 00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,266 - I CAN BOIL. 584 00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:39,100 - LOW COUNTRY BOIL? 585 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,667 THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING, LIKE, DONE IN A CAULDRON 586 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,767 OUTSIDE, LIKE, ALL WITCHY-POO OR SOMETHING. 587 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:46,433 - BRANDI IS A WEST COAST GIRL ALL THE WAY. 588 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,433 - [laughs] LOW COUNTRY BOIL. - SHOW US AROUND. THIS IS GREAT. 589 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,066 - YEAH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. - CONGRATULATIONS. 590 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:51,734 - SHE JUST SAYS WHAT SHE THINKS. 591 00:22:51,734 --> 00:22:53,633 I THINK SHE'S A BIT REFRESHING, 592 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:57,233 'CAUSE SOUTHERN PEOPLE WILL BE SWEET AS SUGAR TO YOUR FACE, 593 00:22:57,233 --> 00:22:59,367 BUT THEY WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK IN A HEARTBEAT. 594 00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:01,266 SORRY, SOUTHERN PEOPLE. 595 00:23:02,266 --> 00:23:03,400 - I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR. 596 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,133 - OH, MY GOD. 597 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,667 - IN ALL THESE OLD PLACES, THERE'S NO ELEVATORS. 598 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,567 - THIS IS GONNA BE THE DANCE FLOOR. 599 00:23:11,567 --> 00:23:13,266 - DANCE PARTY. 600 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,533 - WHAT'S UP THERE? 601 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:16,667 - UM, THAT'S THE SCARY ROOMS. 602 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:19,000 - I WANT TO SEE. 603 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,133 - I REALLY FEEL LIKE IT'S HAUNTED HERE. 604 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,367 - IT'S HAUNTED? 605 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,100 - I THINK SO. 606 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:27,133 - I THINK WHITNEY HIRED BRANDI AS A PERSONAL ASSISTANT 607 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:29,133 BECAUSE SHE'S YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL, 608 00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,133 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH PERSONAL ASSISTING 609 00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:34,367 SHE'S ACTUALLY DOING FOR HIM. 610 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,567 - IS THIS TO THE PATIO? - YEAH. 611 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,567 - OH, WOW. 612 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:40,567 CUTE! 613 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:42,467 - I KNOW I COULD NOT AFFORD 614 00:23:42,467 --> 00:23:44,266 TO LIVE IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS BY MYSELF. 615 00:23:44,266 --> 00:23:46,533 - I HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE. 616 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:47,533 - THANK YOU, DARLIN'. 617 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,667 - WANT TO GO OUTSIDE? - YEAH. 618 00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:52,000 - I DON'T KNOW HOW JENNA DOES, NECESSARILY, 619 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,367 BUT IN THE SOUTH WE REALLY DON'T TALK ABOUT MONEY. 620 00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:01,533 - THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. - OH, IT'S SO NICE OUT HERE. 621 00:24:01,533 --> 00:24:03,100 - HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE POOL YET? 622 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,500 - A LITTLE BIT LAST NIGHT. 623 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:06,033 I JUST NEED FLOATS. 624 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:07,033 - FLOATS? 625 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:08,400 DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM? 626 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,066 - I KNOW HOW TO SWIM, BUT I WANT TO FLOAT AND GET TAN. 627 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,533 - YEAH. 628 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,533 - LET ME SHOW YOU THE PROPER WAY TO OPEN A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE. 629 00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:17,000 MY SECOND STEPFATHER, EDWARD FLEMING, 630 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,000 HIS UNCLE WAS IAN FLEMING, WHO WROTE ALL THE JAMES BOND NOVELS. 631 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,734 SO IF JAMES BOND WERE TO OPEN A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE, 632 00:24:21,734 --> 00:24:23,266 THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD DO. 633 00:24:23,266 --> 00:24:24,400 VERY SIMPLE. 634 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,667 SOMEBODY HOLD IT, 635 00:24:25,667 --> 00:24:28,100 SLIGHTLY TURN, 636 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,100 [cork pops] 637 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,100 AND THAT'S IT. 638 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,266 - YEAH, THAT'S BORING, WHITNEY. 639 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,533 NOBODY LIKES THAT. 640 00:24:32,533 --> 00:24:34,500 - ALL RIGHT, SORRY. - [laughs] 641 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,400 - THANKS, WHITNEY. - MM-HMM. 642 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:37,600 - LET'S DO A CHEERS. 643 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,033 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW PLACE. 644 00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:40,467 - CONGRATULATIONS ON--YEAH. - THANKS. 645 00:24:40,467 --> 00:24:42,200 - YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. - OUR NEW PLACE. 646 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,166 - GOOD. - OH, NICE. 647 00:24:44,166 --> 00:24:45,567 - I WAS TELLING WHITNEY THE OTHER DAY, 648 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,100 I DON'T KNOW HOW HE WORKS AROUND YOU 649 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,166 AND HE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. 650 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:50,233 - OH. - [laughs] 651 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:53,266 - CAN'T MIX BUSINESS AND PLEASURE. 652 00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:57,433 - WHITNEY AND HIS ASSISTANT ARE STAYING AT HIS MOM'S HOUSE. 653 00:24:57,433 --> 00:25:00,367 IF BRANDI IS SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM, 654 00:25:00,367 --> 00:25:02,066 SHE'S TAKING HER JOB REALLY SERIOUS. 655 00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,533 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SQUARE FOOTAGE IS? 656 00:25:03,533 --> 00:25:04,533 - MM-MM. 657 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:05,667 - HOW DID YOU AFFORD THIS PLACE? 658 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:08,166 THIS PLACE IS HUGE. 659 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:11,633 - I DON'T KNOW; A SMALL PART OF ME KIND OF WANTS TO KNOW. 660 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:14,500 - WITH MY BANK ACCOUNT. 661 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,333 HOW DO YOU AFFORD YOUR PLACE? 662 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,734 - WORKING. 663 00:25:18,734 --> 00:25:20,633 - YEAH, SAME THING. 664 00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,467 - WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU DO? 665 00:25:24,467 --> 00:25:27,533 - I DO INVESTMENT STUFF. 666 00:25:27,533 --> 00:25:29,600 - OKAY. 667 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,400 LIKE INVESTMENT-- YOU JUST INVEST IN THINGS? 668 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,433 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 669 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:35,734 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 670 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,200 I'M JUST WONDERING, LIKE, WHAT YOU DO. 671 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:38,200 - YEAH, I INVEST IN THINGS. 672 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,400 - OKAY. 673 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,066 NICE. 674 00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,667 - INVESTMENT'S A BIT SKETCHY. I DON'T KNOW. 675 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,333 I KNOW JENNA HAS A RICH OLDER BOYFRIEND. 676 00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:47,400 I MEAN, I'M ASSUMING, PERHAPS, 677 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,700 HER BOYFRIEND HELPS HER OUT WITH HER RENT. 678 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,300 JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. [bleep] IT. 679 00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:54,166 HEY, YOU KNOW, I WISH I HAD A RICH BOYFRIEND 680 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:55,400 PAYING MY WAY THROUGH LIFE. 681 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,166 ALTHOUGH I'D PROBABLY HAVE TO [bleep] HIM. 682 00:25:57,166 --> 00:25:58,166 I WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. 683 00:25:58,166 --> 00:25:59,400 - WHAT DO YOU DO? 684 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,300 - RIGHT NOW I'M A FASHION MAJOR IN L.A. 685 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:04,200 - IT'S NOT REALLY ANYBODY'S BUSINESS 686 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,033 HOW I CAN AFFORD MY HOME. 687 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:09,333 IF I WASN'T A SOUTHERN WOMAN WITH GOOD MANNERS, 688 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,033 I WOULD JUST TELL HER TO [bleep] OFF. 689 00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:26,467 - THOMAS. 690 00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:27,467 - YO, SHEP. 691 00:26:27,467 --> 00:26:28,467 - HEY, BUD. 692 00:26:28,467 --> 00:26:29,467 YOU READY TO GO? 693 00:26:29,467 --> 00:26:30,500 LET'S DO IT, MAN. 694 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,033 ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 695 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:33,533 - THANKS FOR COMING, MAN. - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 696 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,367 - GOOD TO BE BACK. 697 00:26:35,367 --> 00:26:36,333 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 698 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,000 - THIS IS A FAIRLY GOOD SPOT. 699 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,467 - I GREW UP ON AN ISLAND IN SOUTH CAROLINA, 700 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,100 AND I LOVE FISHING, 701 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,567 BUT I'M HOPING THOMAS DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT DANNI. 702 00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:48,000 I HATE AWKWARD AND WEIRD SITUATIONS, 703 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,266 SO I'M JUST GONNA PLAY DUMB 704 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:50,734 AND PRETEND LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, 705 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,734 EVEN THOUGH I DO. 706 00:26:51,734 --> 00:26:55,567 - ALL RIGHTY. 707 00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:57,000 WE GOT TO MONITOR THIS, 708 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,600 BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY LOW TIDE HERE. 709 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,633 [boat engine revs] 710 00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:04,000 - WELL-- - THIS HOLE IS FAMOUS, MAN. 711 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,500 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE FISHING HERE. 712 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,166 YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS, EH? 713 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,400 - I REALLY HAVE. 714 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,133 - UM, DO YOU THINK I SHOULD 715 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:13,033 TRY TO CAST OUT FOR SOME LIVE SHRIMP? 716 00:27:13,033 --> 00:27:15,033 MAYBE I'LL GET OUT ON THE BOW HERE. 717 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:17,033 WELL, HELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER AT THIS THAN ME. 718 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:18,600 WHY DON'T YOU DO IT? 719 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,367 WHILE YOU'RE DOING THAT, I'M GONNA GRAB ME A BEER. 720 00:27:20,367 --> 00:27:22,367 - I GET IT. I'M DOING ALL THE WORK TODAY. 721 00:27:22,367 --> 00:27:25,100 - YEAH, WHY DO YOU THINK I BROUGHT YOU? 722 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,400 - EVEN THOUGH ON PAPER 723 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,133 THOMAS AND I APPEAR TO BE OF SIMILAR ILK, 724 00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:31,400 WE'RE ACTUALLY QUITE DIFFERENT. 725 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,600 - [chuckles] 726 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,600 HEY, NOT BAD. 727 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,133 - I'M WAY MORE OF A OUTDOORSMAN, 728 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:40,266 AND HE'S MORE CITIFIED. 729 00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,000 - DON'T BE BRINGING MUD INTO MY BOAT, 730 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,300 MY NICE NEW BOAT. 731 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,767 - AND HE'S GOT HIS POLITICAL CAREER, 732 00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:47,000 AND I HATE POLITICS, 733 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,567 AND I THINK ALL POLITICIANS 734 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,133 ARE AWFUL HUMANS FOR THE MOST PART. 735 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,300 GOT NOTHING. 736 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,467 - AH, NOTHING. 737 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:55,500 - LET'S JUST BAG IT. WE GOT LIVE MINNOWS. 738 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,667 - YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 739 00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,166 - OH, THAT WAS A REAL GOOD ONE. 740 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:02,367 - COME ON, NOW. 741 00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:03,533 THIS THING CAN CAST WELL. 742 00:28:03,533 --> 00:28:04,533 - I KNOW. 743 00:28:04,533 --> 00:28:06,367 THESE ARE GOOD RODS. 744 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:09,233 YOU MADE A NICE PURCHASE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 745 00:28:09,233 --> 00:28:10,400 - OOH, I HAD SOMETHING. 746 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,700 - YEAH, BABY SHARK. 747 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,700 LOOK AT THAT. 748 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,767 - LET ME GET HIM IN THE BOAT. 749 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:17,200 - I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF THAT ONE. 750 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:20,033 - DAMN, HE'S A UGLY SON OF A BITCH. 751 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:23,000 - [laughs] 752 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,533 ALL RIGHT, SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE HERE. 753 00:28:25,533 --> 00:28:28,000 - I THINK WE JUST PICKED THE WRONG DAY TO FISH. 754 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,266 - I THINK IT'S THE BAIT. 755 00:28:29,266 --> 00:28:32,266 THIS IS BETTER THAN SITTING IN THE OFFICE, THOUGH. 756 00:28:32,266 --> 00:28:34,767 - YEAH. 757 00:28:34,767 --> 00:28:35,767 ALL RIGHT, I'M DONE. 758 00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:38,367 - OKAY. 759 00:28:38,367 --> 00:28:39,633 - YOU GONNA KEEP ON, 760 00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:41,200 OR ARE YOU GONNA GIVE UP AS WELL? 761 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,266 - YOU KNOW ME, MAN. 762 00:28:42,266 --> 00:28:44,333 GIVING UP'S MY SPECIALTY. 763 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,400 - [laughs] 764 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,533 - I FOLD LIKE A CHEAP SUIT... 765 00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:50,667 IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. 766 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:56,266 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 767 00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:59,400 MY GRANDMOTHER AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER WERE RELATED. 768 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,000 - MY GRANDMOTHER'S A BOYKIN. 769 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,467 100% BOYKIN. 770 00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:04,367 - THAT'S OUR-- THAT'S OUR FAMILY, YEAH. 771 00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:05,667 - OUR FAMILY. - OUR FAMILY. 772 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:07,433 - [laughs] 773 00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:08,500 - THAT'S PRETTY WILD, HUH? 774 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,000 - YEAH, MAN. 775 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,166 - HONESTLY, I MEAN, DO YOU EVER JUST WANT 776 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:12,734 TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON? 777 00:29:12,734 --> 00:29:14,567 I MEAN, YOU COULD ALWAYS COME OUT HERE, RIGHT? 778 00:29:14,567 --> 00:29:16,100 - YEAH, I COME OUT HERE ALL THE TIME. 779 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:17,400 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY I'M OUT HERE NOW. 780 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,100 I GET IN TROUBLE IN DOWNTOWN CHARLESTON. 781 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:21,000 - YEAH. - I KNOW A THING ABOUT TROUBLE. 782 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,734 - [laughs] 783 00:29:23,734 --> 00:29:25,400 DO YOU STILL WORRY ABOUT 784 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,200 SOME MORE BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO YOU? 785 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,667 - YEAH. 786 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,266 I THINK PEOPLE, THEY SEE ME; 787 00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:32,266 THEY KNOW ME; 788 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:34,600 THEY SAY, "OKAY, 789 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,300 YOU GET CLOSE TO HIM, YOU'RE GONNA GET NEAR THE FIRE." 790 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,700 I MEAN, I'VE GOT GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE, 791 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,700 YOU KNOW, THEY SORT OF KEEP THEIR DISTANCE FROM ME. 792 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:45,133 YOU KNOW, I WENT FROM BEING HERALDED AS THE NEXT-- 793 00:29:45,133 --> 00:29:47,533 YOU KNOW, THE RISING HOPE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY 794 00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:50,033 TO BEING, YOU KNOW, LOWLIEST VERMIN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 795 00:29:50,033 --> 00:29:52,166 - I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR, MY FRIEND. 796 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,667 - I DON'T THINK I'M BEING PARANOID. 797 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,033 EVEN YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME 798 00:29:57,033 --> 00:30:00,033 BECAUSE SHE SAID I WAS A CONVICTED FELON. 799 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,367 - [bleep]. 800 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:04,400 SO, UH, I MEAN, 801 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,233 YOU KNOW I WENT TO LUNCH WITH DANNI. 802 00:30:06,233 --> 00:30:07,500 - UH-HUH. 803 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:10,266 - THE DAY THAT YOU WERE GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH HER. 804 00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,367 AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT. 805 00:30:12,367 --> 00:30:13,400 - UH-HUH. 806 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,533 - I GOT TO BE HONEST. 807 00:30:14,533 --> 00:30:16,100 I WAS LIKE, "JUST WALK AWAY." 808 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,133 I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO YOU. 809 00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:20,333 I KNOW YOU INVITED ME OUT HERE FISHING. 810 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:21,533 I'M NOT TRYING TO-- - RIGHT. 811 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:23,567 - I'M JUST BEING HONEST WITH YOU. 812 00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:25,233 - SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, "I'VE GOT A PROBLEM 813 00:30:25,233 --> 00:30:26,633 WITH YOUR FELONY CONVICTION." 814 00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:28,633 AND THAT KIND OF BOTHERED ME A LITTLE BIT. 815 00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:30,133 I MEAN, I'VE GOT TO BE HONEST. 816 00:30:30,133 --> 00:30:31,333 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW THAT'S A REALITY. 817 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,533 I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 818 00:30:32,533 --> 00:30:34,000 SHE WOULD BE PUTTING HERSELF 819 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 THROUGH SOME [bleep] BY ASSOCIATION, 820 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,266 AND YOU KNOW THAT. 821 00:30:37,266 --> 00:30:38,700 IT PROBABLY PISSES YOU OFF EVERY DAY. 822 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,200 - MM-HMM. 823 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,400 WELL, WHAT'S YOUR TAKE ON ME? 824 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,533 I MEAN, YOU SEE ME, 825 00:30:43,533 --> 00:30:45,400 YOU KNOW ME, AND, I MEAN, 826 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,533 AM I THAT-- 827 00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:48,533 - NO, DUDE, YOU'RE GOOD, MAN. 828 00:30:48,533 --> 00:30:50,033 BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIE, 829 00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:52,266 I MEAN, OUTSIDE OF THE SPHERE OF SOUTH CAROLINA... 830 00:30:52,266 --> 00:30:53,266 - NO ONE GIVES A [bleep]. 831 00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:54,300 - NOBODY GIVES A RAT'S ASS. 832 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,633 - NAH. - BUT HERE, PEOPLE DO. 833 00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:57,400 YOU KNOW? - MM-HMM. 834 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,734 - COCAINE, MAN, IT MAKES PEOPLE CRAZY. 835 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:03,667 THAT WORD, THAT WORD DOES. 836 00:31:03,667 --> 00:31:08,000 THAT'S WHY I THINK THE POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS ARE NOBLE. 837 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,300 BUT IN YOUR [bleep] HEART... - YEAH. 838 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,266 - YOU KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA BE REALLY TOUGH. 839 00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:15,667 YOU'VE GOT THIS STIGMA. 840 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:17,033 - BUT YOU KNOW, HELL WITH IT. 841 00:31:17,033 --> 00:31:19,667 YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY HOMETOWN. 842 00:31:19,667 --> 00:31:21,300 YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT THIS-- 843 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,667 THIS PLACE IS IN MY BLOOD. 844 00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:24,400 IT'S PART OF WHO I AM. 845 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,467 - WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IN YOUR MIND? 846 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,600 - YEAH, NOTHING. 847 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,433 THEY'VE ALREADY PUT ME IN PRISON. 848 00:31:29,433 --> 00:31:31,066 THEY'VE ALREADY TAKEN MY REPUTATION. 849 00:31:31,066 --> 00:31:33,767 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN LOSE. 850 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:37,200 - EVERYBODY DOES THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY SELF-DESTRUCTIVE, 851 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,033 AND A LOT OF THE TIMES YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT. 852 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:42,000 AND, UM, HE GOT CAUGHT. 853 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,767 BUT HE DID HIS TIME, AND HE OWNS IT, MAN. 854 00:31:44,767 --> 00:31:46,233 WALKS WITH HIS HEAD HIGH, 855 00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:47,700 AND, YEAH, GOT TO RESPECT THAT. 856 00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,066 - I'LL BE WATCHING. - [laughs] 857 00:31:49,066 --> 00:31:50,300 - AND I'LL BE PULLING FOR YOU. 858 00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:52,166 - IT'LL BE ENTERTAINING FROM THE SIDELINES, RIGHT? 859 00:31:52,166 --> 00:31:53,700 - AND I'LL VOTE FOR YOU-- I WILL DEFINITELY VOTE FOR YOU. 860 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,333 - [chuckles] WELL, I APPRECIATE IT. 861 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,467 - COMING UP... 862 00:31:57,467 --> 00:31:59,000 - IS SOMETHING GOING ON HERE 863 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,700 THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? 864 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:02,166 - ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT? 865 00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:04,734 - YEAH. 866 00:32:04,734 --> 00:32:09,100 - YOU'RE A JERK. 867 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:13,567 - OH, MY. 868 00:32:13,567 --> 00:32:15,100 I THINK IT'S IT. 869 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,133 CAN I OPEN IT? 870 00:32:16,133 --> 00:32:18,000 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 871 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,533 LISTEN TO THIS. 872 00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:24,233 "HERMES EXTREMELY RARE MATTE PINK 873 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,667 "ALLIGATOR BIRKIN BAG. 874 00:32:25,667 --> 00:32:30,266 POSSIBLY THE RAREST AND MOST SOUGHT-AFTER BAG IN THE WORLD." 875 00:32:30,266 --> 00:32:31,433 - OH, MY GOD. [laughs] 876 00:32:31,433 --> 00:32:32,533 - HURRY UP, HURRY UP. - HURRYING. 877 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:35,166 - OH, MY GOD. 878 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:38,567 OH, MY GOD! IT'S SO FABULOUS! 879 00:32:38,567 --> 00:32:41,066 - AND I HAVE SOMETHING THAT WILL GO JUST WITH IT. 880 00:32:41,066 --> 00:32:42,667 - OH, MY GOD. 881 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,400 THIS IS SO GORGEOUS. 882 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,400 - LOOK, WHITNEY-- 883 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,533 - OH, MY GOD! 884 00:32:46,533 --> 00:32:47,734 - [laughs] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 885 00:32:47,734 --> 00:32:49,266 - IT'S NOT LOADED. 886 00:32:49,266 --> 00:32:50,266 - IT'S NOT REAL, IS IT? 887 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:51,367 YOU'RE PULLING MY LEG. 888 00:32:51,367 --> 00:32:53,033 - OF COURSE IT'S REAL. - REALLY? 889 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:55,567 - YEAH, IT'S A .38. 890 00:32:55,567 --> 00:32:56,767 BUT IT'S BUBBLE GUM PINK. 891 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:05,066 [upbeat big-band music] 892 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:13,367 ♪ ♪ 893 00:33:13,367 --> 00:33:16,533 [phone trilling] 894 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:22,734 - WHAT'S UP, HOMEY? 895 00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,500 - NOTHING. JUST CRUISING AROUND. 896 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:31,367 SO I'M CALLING TO INVITE YOU TO COME TO MY POOL PARTY. 897 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,767 - WHY, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SHEP? 898 00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,767 - SO YOU ACTUALLY LIKED KATHRYN? 899 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,567 I USED TO THINK SHEP WAS SOMEONE I COULD LOOK UP TO. 900 00:33:54,567 --> 00:33:57,000 I THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY AND LOYAL AND COOL. 901 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,633 AND NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE REALLY IS 902 00:33:58,633 --> 00:34:00,266 THE PERSON I THOUGHT HE WAS. 903 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,667 - THE FIGHT BETWEEN CRAIG AND SHEP IS SILLY. 904 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:12,266 I MEAN, HE CAN'T CLAIM A GIRL. 905 00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:14,133 THESE GUYS ARE JUST BEING DOUCHEY RIGHT NOW. 906 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:17,033 OKAY, BABE, WELL, I'LL CALL YOU AFTER MY PARTY, THEN. 907 00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:20,533 - BYE. 908 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,166 HI, GUYS! 909 00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:30,667 CHECK OUT MY GRILL. 910 00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,000 I GOT SOY DOGS. 911 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,400 - UGH, THOSE ARE GONNA MAKE MY STOMACH UPSET. 912 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,500 [laughter] 913 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,233 - I PRIDE MYSELF ON REALLY ECLECTIC FRIENDS. 914 00:34:40,233 --> 00:34:41,700 [laughter] 915 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,133 I CAN. 916 00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:44,400 I FEEL LIKE I'M CAMPING. 917 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,467 DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE RICH OR POOR. 918 00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:48,500 THEY COULD BE A DOOR GUY AT A RESTAURANT 919 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,400 OR THOMAS RAVENEL. 920 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400 IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN. 921 00:34:52,667 --> 00:34:54,400 - OH, [bleep]. 922 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400 - OH, MY GOD! 923 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,400 - HI. - HEY, CAM. 924 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,533 - IT'S FINE. - OH, [bleep]. 925 00:34:57,533 --> 00:34:58,567 - IT'S GONNA BE SMOKY. 926 00:34:58,567 --> 00:34:59,567 - I THINK WE NEED A SMOKE DETECTOR. 927 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:00,633 - [squeals] 928 00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:02,467 - WHAT THE [bleep]! 929 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,133 [laughter] 930 00:35:04,133 --> 00:35:05,133 - YEAH. HEY. 931 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:06,266 - HOW'VE YOU BEEN? 932 00:35:06,266 --> 00:35:07,367 WHERE YOU GUYS COMING FROM? 933 00:35:07,367 --> 00:35:08,367 - HOW ARE YOU? 934 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:09,600 YOU DOING ALL RIGHT? 935 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,000 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU'RE SO TAN. 936 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,200 - I'D BEEN INTO THE CUPS A LITTLE BIT 937 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,667 BY THE TIME I ARRIVED AT JENNA'S. 938 00:35:14,667 --> 00:35:15,667 - WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK? 939 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:16,767 - I--OF COURSE. 940 00:35:16,767 --> 00:35:18,300 IT'S AN OLD CHARLESTON EXPRESSION. 941 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,734 MAKE THAT [bleep] HAPPEN. 942 00:35:19,734 --> 00:35:21,734 SET THAT UP. 943 00:35:21,734 --> 00:35:23,467 YOU KNOW... [clicks tongue] 944 00:35:23,467 --> 00:35:25,200 INTO THE CUPS. 945 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,200 [indistinct conversation] 946 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:32,233 - HEY, SHEP. - HE'S GOT A GOOD QUESTION. 947 00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:34,133 - YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT YOU GUYS WERE, LIKE-- 948 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,533 - BOINKIN' EACH OTHER. 949 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,066 - YOUR RELATIVES WERE BOINKIN' EACH OTHER. 950 00:35:37,066 --> 00:35:38,567 - YEAH, OKAY, WE'RE ALL GOOD. 951 00:35:38,567 --> 00:35:40,166 WELL, YOU KNOW, WE KIND OF BONDED. 952 00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:41,300 - IF YOU DON'T GET ALONG WITH SHEP, 953 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,367 THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH YOU. 954 00:35:42,367 --> 00:35:43,433 - YEAH. 955 00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,633 - IF YOU DON'T GET ALONG WITH ME, 956 00:35:44,633 --> 00:35:46,000 THEN YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH. 957 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,266 - I AGREE THAT WE'RE UNBEARABLY WONDERFUL. 958 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:49,266 - THAT'S RIGHT. 959 00:35:49,266 --> 00:35:51,233 [laughter] 960 00:35:52,533 --> 00:35:54,700 - AH, HERE COMES DAN-I. 961 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:56,066 - [laughs] WELCOME. 962 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,367 - OH, MY GOSH, YOUR PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL. 963 00:35:57,367 --> 00:35:59,100 - THANKS, THANKS FOR COMING. 964 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,533 - IT'S SO PRETTY. I LOVE IT. 965 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,767 - YOU LOOK PRETTY. 966 00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:05,166 - HI, SWEETIE. - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 967 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:06,166 - OH, THANK YOU. 968 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,400 - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. 969 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,533 GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 970 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,266 - HOW ARE YOU? - FANTASTIC. 971 00:36:12,533 --> 00:36:13,700 - NO. - WELL, WHY NOT? 972 00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,300 HEY, HEY, HA. - WHA-CHU! 973 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:16,667 - [laughs] 974 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:17,667 - HI. 975 00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:19,066 HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. 976 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,367 - FRANKLY, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS 977 00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:22,633 OF SHEP'S YOUTH AND GOOD LOOKS. 978 00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:25,033 I MEAN, IF I WERE A WOMAN, I'D DO HIM. 979 00:36:26,633 --> 00:36:28,734 COME HERE, COME HERE. 980 00:36:28,734 --> 00:36:30,000 - YOU GOT TO WANT IT, THOMAS. 981 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 - [shrieks] 982 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,133 - WHOA, COME ON. 983 00:36:32,133 --> 00:36:33,533 - KEEP HER ALIVE. KEEP HER ALIVE. 984 00:36:33,533 --> 00:36:35,333 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, HERE. - THAT WAS A BIT TOO LOW. 985 00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,367 - NOW HOLD ON--BOOM. 986 00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:38,367 - OKAY. 987 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:39,400 - WE GOT TO FINISH IT, RIGHT? 988 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,767 - I'M IMPRESSED. 989 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:43,166 EVEN THOUGH DANNI JUST DUMPED THOMAS A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, 990 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:45,266 OF COURSE, I'VE ALREADY HEARD ABOUT IT. 991 00:36:45,266 --> 00:36:47,233 - EVERYTHING GOOD? 992 00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:48,633 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 993 00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:50,633 - I THINK THOMAS IS FEELING KIND OF DEPRESSED. 994 00:36:50,633 --> 00:36:52,100 HE'S INTOXICATED. 995 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,667 - NOW, YOU READY FOR THIS? 996 00:36:53,667 --> 00:36:54,667 - MOVE. 997 00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:57,700 [laughing] 998 00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,200 - HONESTLY, MY ADVICE, 999 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,767 THOMAS, THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THIS SEA. 1000 00:37:02,767 --> 00:37:04,066 BRANCH OUT. 1001 00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:06,200 TAKE A DAY TRIP SOMEWHERE OUT OF CHARLESTON, 1002 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,400 AND MAYBE THAT IS WHERE YOU WILL MEET YOUR WIFE. 1003 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,400 - IT COULD BE-- 1004 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,500 TRULY, WHERE YOU GOING, DARLING? 1005 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,500 WHERE YOU GOING? 1006 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:15,266 - OH, I WAS JUST WALKING AROUND. 1007 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,066 - NOW, WE JUST MET. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 1008 00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:18,533 - I'M SAMANTHA. - I'M J.D. 1009 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:19,767 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 1010 00:37:19,767 --> 00:37:21,400 - YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES BY THE WAY. 1011 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,233 - THANK YOU. - DO YOU LIKE TO BE ENTERTAINED? 1012 00:37:23,233 --> 00:37:24,233 - ALWAYS. 1013 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:25,266 - WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 1014 00:37:25,266 --> 00:37:26,266 - BOYS. 1015 00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:28,233 - OKAY, I'M INTO GIRLS. - [laughs] 1016 00:37:28,233 --> 00:37:30,266 - I WOULD LIKE TO BE INTO YOU RIGHT NOW. 1017 00:37:30,266 --> 00:37:32,000 I HAD JUST BEEN REJECTED, 1018 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,100 AND I WANTED SOMEONE TO SAY, 1019 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:39,467 "HEY, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WENT TO PRISON." 1020 00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:41,367 - I'M GONNA GO CHECK MY PHONE, AND I'LL COME BACK. 1021 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:43,467 - YEAH, COME BACK. - IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU. 1022 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,233 - OH, NO. - YUCK. 1023 00:37:52,233 --> 00:37:53,767 - SORRY. 1024 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:55,633 - STOP MESSING UP MY HAIR. 1025 00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:00,300 - AH. - AH! 1026 00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:03,667 - THIS IS QUITE A NICE HOUSE, ISN'T IT? 1027 00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:07,200 I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW JENNA PAYS HER RENT, 1028 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,233 BUT JIMMY CRACKED CORN, AND I DON'T CARE. 1029 00:38:10,233 --> 00:38:13,066 AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO CHIP IN, I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. 1030 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,467 - NICE, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 1031 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:22,433 I MET KATHRYN AT MY POOL PARTY, 1032 00:38:22,433 --> 00:38:24,033 KIND OF HUNG AROUND, BASICALLY, 1033 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:26,133 AND THEN SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO THIS PARTY, 1034 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:27,266 AND I SAID, "COME WITH ME." 1035 00:38:27,266 --> 00:38:29,367 - JOHNNY CASH, ARE YOU HERE NOW? 1036 00:38:29,367 --> 00:38:31,000 - I WANT TO-- I WANT TO PARTY WITH THIS-- 1037 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,233 - COME HERE, YOU SEXY BEAST. 1038 00:38:32,233 --> 00:38:33,533 - I WANT TO PARTY WITH THIS GUY. 1039 00:38:33,533 --> 00:38:36,133 - WHO WEARS ALL BLACK TO A POOL PARTY? 1040 00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:37,266 - I DO, MAN. 1041 00:38:37,266 --> 00:38:38,367 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 1042 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:39,367 - COME HERE, COME HERE. 1043 00:38:39,367 --> 00:38:40,567 - DUDE, IT'S--ALL RIGHT. 1044 00:38:40,567 --> 00:38:42,567 YOU WERE STEVEN SEAGAL BEFORE, NOW YOU'RE... 1045 00:38:42,567 --> 00:38:44,033 - I'M [bleep]-- 1046 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:46,100 - DUDE, YOU ARE SO OVER THE TOP. - NOW HE'S JOHNNY CASH. 1047 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,533 - EVERY POOL PARTY I'VE SEEN HIM AT, 1048 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,100 HE'S DRESSED ALMOST LIKE A MUSLIM WOMAN, YOU KNOW? 1049 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,633 ALL YOU CAN SEE IS HIS HANDS AND FACE. 1050 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:54,767 - IT'S SO AMAZING THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO GET CHARLESTON'S A-LIST 1051 00:38:54,767 --> 00:38:57,066 OUT ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 1052 00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,600 - I'M A--I'M A-- I'M A BIG DEAL. 1053 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,166 - YOU ARE. 1054 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,066 IT WAS KIND OF AN ECLECTIC MIX 1055 00:39:02,066 --> 00:39:05,500 OF DJs, STONERS, SURFERS, 1056 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:08,000 AND THEN WHOEVER ELSE FROM CHARLESTON DECIDED TO SHOW UP 1057 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,133 AND DRINK FOR FREE. 1058 00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,000 - WHERE ARE THE DRINKS? 1059 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,066 - LOOK AT US, 1060 00:39:13,066 --> 00:39:14,333 OVER HERE. 1061 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:19,300 KATHRYN CALHOUN DENNIS, ARE YOU EVADING ME? 1062 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,734 - EVADING YOU WHY? - HOW'VE YOU BEEN? 1063 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,233 - GOOD, HOW'VE YOU BEEN? 1064 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:24,433 - I'VE BEEN GOOD. - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. 1065 00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:27,567 - I HAVEN'T TALKED TO KATHRYN-- I DON'T KNOW, TWO, THREE WEEKS. 1066 00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:28,767 WE HOOKED UP ONE NIGHT, 1067 00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:30,667 BUT I LATER DECIDED THAT, YOU KNOW, 1068 00:39:30,667 --> 00:39:33,066 PERHAPS SHE WAS NOT RIGHT FOR ME. 1069 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,700 WELL, I JUST HADN'T CAUGHT UP WITH YOU LATELY, 1070 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,133 WE HADN'T CHATTED LATELY. 1071 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:37,200 YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT ME? - NO. 1072 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,233 - NO, NOT AT ALL? 1073 00:39:38,233 --> 00:39:39,667 I BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU A LITTLE BIT. 1074 00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,100 - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. - YEAH, I HAVE. 1075 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,100 WHY WOULDN'T I? 1076 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:46,100 SHE'S CLEARLY A LITTLE ANGRY WITH ME. 1077 00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:48,734 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 1078 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 - COMING UP... 1079 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:10,233 - WELL, IS EVERYTHING COOL WITH YOU? 1080 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:11,667 - YES, EVERYTHING'S PERFECT, TRUST ME. 1081 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:12,734 - AND ALL THE [bleep] WE DID? 1082 00:40:12,734 --> 00:40:14,266 - YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE. 1083 00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:17,033 - THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON HERE THAT I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT? 1084 00:40:17,033 --> 00:40:20,400 - REALLY? 1085 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,000 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT? 1086 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 - YEAH. 1087 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,300 - NO. 1088 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,367 - NO? 1089 00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:28,400 - NO. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1090 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,767 - YOU'RE A JERK. 1091 00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:31,166 - WAIT, COME HERE-- HOLD ON. 1092 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,467 - WE CAN LEAVE IT AT THAT, 'CAUSE YOU DID. 1093 00:40:33,467 --> 00:40:34,734 - I DID WHAT? 1094 00:40:34,734 --> 00:40:37,033 - YOU LEFT IT AT THAT, AND SO I DID TOO. 1095 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:38,066 - YOU DID WHAT? 1096 00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,266 - LEFT IT AT THAT. 1097 00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:40,266 NOTHING. 1098 00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:42,133 - NOTHING? 1099 00:40:42,133 --> 00:40:43,400 - THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1100 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,400 - DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 1101 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,166 - YEAH. 1102 00:40:46,166 --> 00:40:48,400 - WELL, LET'S JUST CUT OUT OF HERE AND TALK A LITTLE QUICK. 1103 00:41:13,467 --> 00:41:16,133 - I FIGURED, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE-- 1104 00:41:16,133 --> 00:41:18,066 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT LONG-TERM. 1105 00:41:27,667 --> 00:41:29,266 - WELL, I AM. 1106 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:46,433 - [sighs] 1107 00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:49,734 WE HAD UNPROTECTED SEX. 1108 00:41:49,734 --> 00:41:51,767 THAT'S A NO-NO. 1109 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:55,367 WELL, I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 1110 00:41:55,367 --> 00:41:57,100 WHY DON'T WE JUST HANG OUT A LITTLE BIT? 1111 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,266 - NEXT TIME ON SOUTHERN CHARM... 1112 00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:07,066 - HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT WITH SHEP? 1113 00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:09,533 I MAKE MISTAKES IN RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE TIME. 1114 00:42:09,533 --> 00:42:11,400 I'M A DISASTER ZONE. 1115 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,433 - SO WHAT TAWDRY MESS DID YOU GET YOURSELF INTO THIS TIME? 1116 00:42:14,433 --> 00:42:16,133 - OH, GOD. 1117 00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:17,166 - THOMAS? 1118 00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,367 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS WITH HIM. 1119 00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:19,633 KIND OF A SELF-DESTRUCTIVE STREAK. 1120 00:42:19,633 --> 00:42:21,066 - I THINK I MAY NEED SOMETHING STRONGER 1121 00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:22,066 THAN THE TEA HERE, WHITNEY. 1122 00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:23,367 - OH, DEAR. 1123 00:42:23,367 --> 00:42:25,667 - THOMAS AND I HAD, LIKE, A LITTLE FLING. 1124 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:27,233 - HOLD OLD IS HE? 1125 00:42:27,233 --> 00:42:29,266 - 50. - WELL, THAT'S NOT A BAD AGE. 1126 00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:33,166 - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE WAS HAVING SEX WITH... 1127 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,333 THOMAS. 1128 00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:35,533 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 1129 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:38,700 SHE'S A CUTE, YOUNG GIRL. 1130 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,266 - HOW OLD IS SHE? 1131 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,266 - SHE'S, LIKE, 21. 1132 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,333 - KATHRYN. 1133 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:48,333 SHE'S TWO WEEKS LATE ON HER PERIOD. 1134 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,533 - MAN. 1135 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:52,000 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A PATERNITY TEST. 1136 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,533 I MEAN, COULD YOU BE THE DADDY? 1137 00:42:56,133 --> 00:42:58,133 - NO, THIS ISN'T RIGHT, MAN. 1138 00:43:01,166 --> 00:43:02,700 - FOR MORE SOUTHERN CHARM, GO TO BRAVOl dings] 80003

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