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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,015 This program me contains saucy language 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,455 This is a restaurant like no other. 3 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,095 Tell me, why on earth are you single? 4 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,495 I just attract absolute arseholes. 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:12,855 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 6 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,575 Yeah, I'm sorry, too! 7 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,695 Hello, Fred! 8 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,975 These hopeful single tons... 9 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,135 Hi! 10 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,095 ...are about to take a bold step... 11 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,775 Are you ready? Yeah. I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! 12 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,655 ...into the unknown. 13 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,535 "Questions you ask on a date." 14 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,255 For some... She's so pretty. 15 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,655 ...romance... 16 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:35,055 ...is on the horizon. 17 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,375 Ooh, that was quite nice, wasn't it? 18 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,655 But the path to love is... 19 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,095 Shit. 20 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,135 ...unpredictable. I own a dungeon. 21 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:45,055 And Cupid's arrow... ARROW WHIZZES 22 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,495 ...can sometimes miss its mark. 23 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,215 SHOES SQUEAK Oh, my God. 24 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,135 He-hey! 25 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:52,615 That was weird! 26 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,935 Been with my current partner for a year. 27 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,095 Mm? 28 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:58,015 You're not pregnant, are you? 29 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,055 No, bad joke. 30 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,175 His mum is also on a date. 31 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,535 Bit soon to meet the parents! 32 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,055 Hi! 33 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,655 PAN SIZZLES 34 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,455 We make it happen, baby. 35 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,375 Ooh, that was a kiss! 36 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,855 We make it all happen. 37 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,815 One meal... 38 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,575 I don't want this to end. 39 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:24,935 Hi. Hi. 40 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:27,335 ...one big question. 41 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,615 Would you like to see each other again? 42 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,775 It's only a gift. 43 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,735 Stop it! Hope YOU enjoy it 44 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:35,975 Is it a ring? 45 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,095 SHE GASPS 46 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,215 This is the First Dates restaurant. 47 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,175 One of my favourite songs - it's a classic. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,655 Let me read you the lyrics. 49 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:01,335 MUSIC PLAYS One can have a dream, baby. 50 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,375 Two can make that dream so real. 51 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,015 # So real... # 52 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,775 One can stand alone in the dark. # Alone in the dark... # 53 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,215 Two can make the light shine through? 54 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:16,215 # It takes two, baby 55 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,095 # Me and you! 56 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,975 #just take two... # 57 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:24,055 Hoping one can become two today 58 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,855 is 51-year-old barrister Sarah. 59 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,655 I like your dress. 60 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,655 Well, it's... It's for court, isn't it? 61 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,015 I wouldn't normally wear black to something like this. 62 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,015 How are you? I'm good, thanks. 63 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,375 That dress! That green! Boom! 64 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,455 What's your name? Sarah. 65 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,975 Sarah. Nice to meet you, Sarah. 66 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,015 You've been dating much? No. Not really. 67 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,335 OK. I need to put myself out there. 68 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,935 I spend far too much of my time 69 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,775 helping people and not enough 70 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,295 of my time being helped. 71 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,215 Here you are. Merlin will look after you. 72 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,695 Hello. How are you? I'm good, thank you. 73 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:56,495 Welcome. What do you do? 74 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,975 I'm a lawyer. You're a lawyer? 75 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,095 What's your field? 76 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,055 So I specialise in child protection. 77 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,575 Oh, wow. 78 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,495 Which is scarier, going on a blind date or standing in court? 79 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,815 Oh, it's a bit of a mental thing to do, isn't it, 80 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,175 to put yourself through this! 81 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,655 What's with your rings, by the way? 82 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,455 I noticed you were playing with your rings. 83 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,175 When I broke up with my last relationship, 84 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,415 my friend who's a jeweller, 85 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,735 she made me an engagement ring for that finger. 86 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:18,655 Oh. That's beautiful. 87 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,255 Buy me own diamonds. 88 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,575 Right! Yeah, yeah. 89 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,895 It's about empowerment. 90 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,615 It's my empowerment ring. 91 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:27,295 What's your type, then? They have to be emotionally available 92 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,695 and they have to be intelligent. 93 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,415 I mean, yes, I know a couple of barristers, 94 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,295 and if you're not furiously intelligent, 95 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,615 I can imagine you'd struggle with the other person. 96 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,295 You'll do. Let's go. 97 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,975 THEY LAUGH 98 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,335 It's really important that someone I'm with is funny and intelligent 99 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,615 ancl enquiring - there's unlikely to be any awkward silences, 100 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,415 because two enquiring minds, 101 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,695 if nothing else, will have some kind 102 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,495 of intellectual connection. 103 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,255 Hello. Are you good? 104 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,575 Yeah? How are you doing? 105 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,935 No, no, I've never said that in my life. 106 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,255 I've never said, how are you doing! 107 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,895 What the hell? How are you? 108 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,695 That's what you say. How are you doing? 109 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,335 I sound like joey from Friends. 110 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:11,215 Ex-military officer Dan has struggled to hit his target 111 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,615 in the world of dating. 112 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:15,935 What do I bring to the table? 113 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,575 Erm... 114 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:23,615 Long awkward pauses. 115 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,375 Erm... Lack of subtlety. 116 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,095 No dash, no panache, no style... 117 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,015 ...no witty repartee. 118 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,495 In actual fact... 119 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,935 ...yeah, they're gonna have one hell of a bad date. 120 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,935 Yeah - I feel for them, I really do. 121 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,295 What's your name, please? Dan? 122 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:42,095 Dan, are you ready for your date? 123 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,655 I have no idea, I think so. 124 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,735 You don't find people in the Waitrose aisle. 125 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,295 Tried it once. 126 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,095 Epic disaster. Come with me. 127 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,855 Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. 128 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,735 Ancl these websites that you go on to - never trust an algorithm. 129 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,175 But I'm quietly confident 130 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,535 through this experience, I could find 131 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,095 that person who will be my life adventurer. 132 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,415 Et voila. Hi. 133 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,775 Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Dan, pleased to meet you. 134 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,735 I'm Sarah. Dan? I'm gonna go... Yes, OK. 135 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,535 I went all Parisian. How are you? I'm good. Thanks. 136 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,895 Would you like a drink? I'll go for a G&T, please. 137 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,055 So, what do you do? 138 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,135 What do I do? 139 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,695 Insurance. 140 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,855 Erm, but... 141 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,495 But good stuff, you know, good, honest helping people stuff. 142 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,415 Great. We're not... We're not the bankers. 143 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,175 Please don't tell me you're a banker. 144 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,215 No, I'm not a banker. 145 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,495 No. 146 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,815 What kind of vibe am I bringing? 147 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,695 Yeah, the... 148 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,695 "slightly disturbed black key on the piano vibe. 149 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,095 What do you do? 150 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,295 I'm a lawyer. Oh, really? 151 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,775 I work in child protection and, you know, help victims 152 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,895 of domestic abuse. 153 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,815 So that's seriously a good job. 154 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,335 As in... Love it, yeah. 155 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,575 So where have you come from? 156 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,175 London. Yeah. What about you? 157 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,535 Yeah, London. But, erm... So, Putney. 158 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,695 Oh, right. So, across the bridge. 159 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,055 But I'm in the ghetto area, so past the burning car, 160 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,335 turn right along the river, and I'm just down there somewhere. 161 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,855 When I get a little bit nervous, I do go into clad joke mode. 162 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,615 It's my natural defence mechanism. 163 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,015 You realise this is going to go wrong on so many different levels. 164 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,055 I'm in Brixton. Oh, OK. 165 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,455 Which is a little bit more gritty and authentic... 166 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,495 ...and cheap. That sounds like my whole life actually. 167 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,895 Gritty, authentic and cheap, yeah. 168 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,655 Yeah. 169 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,255 Do you remember what your first kiss was like? 170 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,735 Ugh! It was... It was bad? 171 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,295 I don't know what he did, and... 172 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,175 What did he do? He start to... 173 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,695 Was he just like... 174 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,415 Yeah! Like... When... 175 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,855 When the dog... 176 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,855 Like when the dog licks! 177 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,775 It's gorgeous, isn't it? It is. 178 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,535 It's really nice. Isn't it? 179 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,135 I feel like I'm in Bridgerton. 180 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,335 I know. 181 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,495 WATER TINKLES 182 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,055 Shall we have a little selfie? 183 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,375 I was just about to say that. Go on. 184 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,055 Let's do an excited one. 185 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,735 CAMERA CLICKS 186 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,295 Ooh! Beautiful. 187 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,695 Lovely! 188 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:02,855 THEY LAUGH 189 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,215 There we go. 190 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,855 Inseparable besties Megan and Ellena are hoping that dating 191 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,295 together will double their chances of finally finding romance. 192 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,735 How long have you guys been friends? 193 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,095 We just sort of knew of each other for ages. 194 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:19,575 Our boyfriends cheating brought us together because we were both 195 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,135 of us going through the same thing. 196 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:23,495 Ancl Ellena reached out to me for a bit of support. 197 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,695 I knew she'd been cheated on, and I thought, she can be my agony aunt. 198 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,015 Oh, nice. Yeah. Somebody who understands. Yeah. 199 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,175 Ancl now we're just, like... 200 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,935 Sisters. We're joined at the hip. 201 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,255 Yeah. Oh, nice. 202 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,575 Went to Ellena's house the other clay to grab my keys. 203 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,575 Three in the afternoon. 204 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,935 I didn't leave till nearly one in the morning. Yeah. 205 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,775 just, "I don't want to go." Yeah. 206 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,375 Ancl we bring out the best in each other. We do. 207 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:44,815 What's your ideal night out? 208 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,175 Not one of them posh clubs in the centre of town. 209 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,855 Not anything boozy. Yeah, no. 210 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,215 We love singing. 211 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,895 We tend to always find, like, a karaoke bar. 212 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,855 Megan likes a little ballad sometimes... 213 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,735 ...bit of Celine Dion. Yeah. 214 00:07:57,760 --> 00:07:59,455 What can I say? I'm always... 215 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,935 It's Raining Men, for me. 216 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,455 Hallelujah, it's raining men. 217 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:04,735 Hallelujah, it's raining men - if only. 218 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,975 Oh, shit, are they coming? 219 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,095 How are you, young man? 220 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,495 Good, thank you. Is it one person? 221 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:11,575 Yeah, it's one person. 222 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,535 What's your name, phase? Gm. 223 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:14,895 Oh! 224 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,415 0h, my gosh! 225 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,095 Who's this one? 226 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,975 Dating is exhausting. 227 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,335 You know when you go to a family wedding 228 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,335 you haven't been to in ages and your aunties are, like... 229 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,895 Yeah. ..where's your boyfriend? 230 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,815 I'm like, "You go out and try and get a boyfriend, mate." 231 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,135 Cos it's so hard. 232 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,535 Will it be mine or yours? I don't know. Come with me. 233 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:34,975 Thank you. We just don't want... 234 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,655 ...a knobhead, do we? 235 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:37,975 No, I'm sick of knobheads. 236 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,775 I'm sick of knobheads. 237 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,135 You scared us! 238 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,455 I thought you were coming over to us, you scared me. 239 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,055 He's not yours. 240 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,135 FRED LAUGHS 241 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:52,735 What are you looking for? Love. 242 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,175 A fella. A fella. Yeah. 243 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,775 It'd be so nice that you could just have someone to, like, 244 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,135 spend your time with. Yeah. Ancl do this with. 245 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,055 I know we're going to be doing it with them tonight, 246 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,575 but we could... Are ya? Are ya? 247 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,975 We're just up for somebody... 248 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,895 ...loves a laugh, loves a drink. 249 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,215 Yeah. Honestly... 250 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,935 ...take your shirt off and swing it around your head. Yeah. Have fun. 251 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,295 That's what I want. Someone who'll do that. 252 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,815 Yeah, someone who'll just have a laugh 253 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,335 and they're not bothered. Yeah. 254 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,055 Right, where are they now? 255 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,975 Hello, hello, hello. 256 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:32,815 26-year-old Liverpudlian Liam is no stranger to a good night out. 257 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:36,095 # Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move... # 258 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,535 On a Friday, 259 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:41,175 I go to my local pub and I just do karaoke all night. 260 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,535 My go-to song, Sexy Ancl I Know It, 261 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,615 and start getting me top off and waving it in the air. 262 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,135 If I'm in a bar or a club or anything like that, 263 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:52,455 I'm straight away on that dance floor shaking those hips. 264 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,815 And, yeah, just having the time of me life. 265 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:57,175 How are you? Hello, hello, hello. Nice to meet you. 266 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,895 What's your name, please? Liam. Liam. 267 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,655 Nice to meet you, Liam. 268 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,175 Is he fit? 269 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,015 What's with the glasses, though? 270 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,975 Everyone in Liverpool now is wearing these. 271 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,495 And do you pull girls when you've got glasses like these? 272 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,415 Hoping so. Hoping tonight might be the night. 273 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,295 You're going to pull tonight? Yeah! 274 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,655 Come with me. Thank you very much. 275 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,975 I just want someone to, like, go on holiday with 276 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,215 and wear matching Croce. 277 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,495 It's mine, isn't it? No, it's mine. 278 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,055 He's got a beard, I asked for a beard. No, it's mine. 279 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:28,415 It's not. 100%. Here you are. Hello! 280 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,775 Hello. You all right? Nice to meet you. It's for you! 281 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,175 Hello. You OK? I'm Megan. I'm Liam. Nice to meet you. 282 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,695 You OK, yeah? Why have you got them on? It's... 283 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,255 It's a Liver pool thing, it is. 284 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,575 It's a Liverpool thing. 285 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,895 Love a Scouse accent. That is my favourite accent. 286 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:41,855 Do you like Scousers, yeah? 287 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,495 Would you like a drink? 288 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,975 Could I have a pint, please? Yes. 289 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,535 Liam, let me get you a chair. Oh, thank you very much. 290 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:49,215 Right in the middle? Yeah. 291 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,255 Have I even introduced you to Ellena? 292 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,175 No. This is Ellena, my best friend. 293 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,095 You all right? Yeah. So, we've come together. 294 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,415 Yeah? Winner, winner, chicken dinner... Chicken... 295 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,495 Ah! Chicken! 296 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,775 That's an old Scouse... 297 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,095 Try and say it with a Manc accent. 298 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,575 Chicken. Chicken. 299 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,175 They cannot say chicken. 300 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,695 Chicken! 301 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:10,015 I'm not being funny - 302 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:12,295 hope mine's gonna rock up soon, you know. 303 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,095 Completing the foursome is 304 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:22,375 2 3-year-old removal man Dylan. 305 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,095 I'm nervous about this date. 306 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,375 All I eat is chicken, that's it. 307 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,735 I've never tried coffee or tea. 308 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,815 I've never tried steak or beef or bacon, stuff like that. 309 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:32,375 This is bad. How are you? 310 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,695 I'm good, thank you. How are you? 311 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:36,055 What's your name? Dylan. Where are you from? Leeds. 312 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,535 What do you do for a living? I do house moves, 313 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:39,855 just me and me clad. You don't get to meet a lot of girls. 314 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,255 You know, when you move houses? 315 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,735 No, they're normally with their boyfriend so it's hard. 316 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,055 My type's normally been curvy girls. 317 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,095 Ready for your date tonight? 318 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:49,455 Yeah, I'm excited. Come with me. 319 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:51,135 Definitely like a smile, good set of teeth. 320 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:52,655 I wouldn't mind a girl who can, 321 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,455 like, definitely lead the convo going. 322 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,815 I'm just going to let you work it out. 323 00:11:56,840 --> 00:11:59,175 Oh, hello! ALL: Hello! 324 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,735 I'm your date. Don't hug her! 325 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,855 Right, Fred! 326 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:07,175 I've had a nightmare there. 327 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,895 Ellena, I'm your date. Nice to meet you. 328 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,415 Nice to meet you. Did you want to go and sit with these two?! 329 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,455 You look nice. Thank you. 330 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,775 Have you got a bit of just For Men on that beard? 331 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,855 No, it's natural... 332 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:19,175 No, it's not. Is it fuck natural. 333 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,975 It's a different colour to your hair! 334 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,615 You've never seen dance moves like mine. 335 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,495 Hips don't lie. No, my hips do not lie, I promise you. 336 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,095 Shakira up in this bitch. 337 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:30,175 No, literally... 338 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,975 If I stand up and I dance and look like Mr Bean, 339 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,175 what will you do? 340 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,735 I'll have to teach ya. 341 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,455 I'm a bad eater, me, you know. Why? 342 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,895 What do you have for you tea normally? just chicken. 343 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,255 Chicken nuggets or chicken pizza. 344 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,895 Megan... 345 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,815 "only eats nuggets and that. 346 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,735 They've literally put me with a teenage boy. 347 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,455 Right, Dylan... 348 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,415 ...let's go for your date. 349 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,695 With me? 350 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,055 Megan, are you ready? 351 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,935 No'. You're wmg'! 352 00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,055 What, you don't like him? 353 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,455 You're lying. You're joking. 354 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,335 No way. No, I'm not joking. 355 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,615 I'm the matchmaker. 356 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,615 Are you matchmaking yourself now? 357 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,375 We're not swingers. 358 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,975 I'm gonna be sick. 359 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,615 Nice one! 360 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,695 Come on, let's go. 361 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,415 Are you OK for me at some stage to remove my jacket? 362 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:27,735 Is that... Take it off. 363 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,255 It's hotter than hell. Ancl trousers? just the jacket. 364 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,095 just the jacket. just for now. Yeah. Yeah. 365 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,015 Sorry, the clad jokes, I'm so sorry. 366 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:36,495 That's OK. 367 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,655 Fuckin' 'ell, I've forgot your name. 368 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,655 Only kidding! 369 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,615 Oh, my God! Ah, yes! 370 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,855 Yes, Fred! 371 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,655 That would have been awkward, that. 372 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,255 Oh, my gosh. 373 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,975 Oh, I can't believe it. 374 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,655 Hello, hello. Hello. 375 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,455 How are we? We're very good. 376 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,655 What are you going to go for? 377 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,375 I'll have the super-food salad, please. 378 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,295 Do you like that...cheesy fries things? 379 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,895 Halloumi fries, yeah. Sorry, what's it? 380 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,575 Halloumi. Hello, you. 381 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,695 That's not funny, is it? 382 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,015 You know, it was a clad joke. Oh, it's all coming out. 383 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,055 Yes. 384 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:13,895 How did the cheese paint his wife? 385 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,455 Oh, I don't know, how...? He double Gloucester. 386 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,415 Oh, that's very good. Back at you with the clad jokes. 387 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,775 I have respect for that one. That was very good. 388 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,775 Thank you. Sorry. You are most welcome. 389 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,695 Thank you. 390 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,935 If you don't mind me asking, 391 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,735 how long have you been a barrister for now? 392 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,375 I've been doing it about 20 years. 393 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,335 I saw a client who I'd represented a long time ago. 394 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,055 She came back to me and she said, "I need you. 395 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,935 "I can't do this without you." 396 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,895 Ancl I had no real understanding that I'd made that impact on her. 397 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,215 That's brilliant, though. Yeah, I mean, 398 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,975 that's what I'm talking about. 399 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,255 I always knew that I wanted to do something that made a difference, 400 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,575 but it's really hard work. 401 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,495 It can... It can take over your whole life. 402 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,615 And, you know, we suffer quite a lot of vicarious trauma. 403 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,175 I don't have rose-coloured spectacles, because the way 404 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,655 that I see the world through my prism of work 405 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:06,215 is really challenging. 406 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,815 Because let's face it, you could have gone the other way and made 407 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:12,735 this much... Mm. ..and you went the humanitarian way... 408 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:15,055 ...and you...it's not about the money. 409 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,255 Yeah. 410 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,255 My life took a certain trajectory when I was living in Tokyo, 411 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:21,575 and I got a phone call... 412 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,135 ...to say... 413 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,055 ...that my friend from school had been murdered by her husband. 414 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,455 When Emma died, 415 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,495 the worst thing that can happen happens. 416 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,495 Ancl then you have to wake up in the morning 417 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,815 and carry on breathing. 418 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,855 It's a long time ago that it happened, but it's still really sad. 419 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:44,295 I don't want Emma's death to be forgotten. 420 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,175 I was 21, and you know, ever since then, my life 421 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,615 has been dedicated to doing right by her. 422 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,975 So, all the domestic abuse work I do, it's for Emma. 423 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,855 You know, and I'm so lucky that I've actually been able to do that. 424 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,175 It's difficult to trust men when something 425 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,455 like that happens, isn't it? 426 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,775 I've got really resilient. 427 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,855 Ancl when you build resilience, you can build up walls. 428 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,935 You come across as someone who, you clearly... 429 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,295 ...you believe in the law and clearly you believe 430 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,655 in what's right and what's wrong and everything else. 431 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,055 But also deep down, you're a tiny bit of a rebel as well. 432 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,575 Well-behaved women do not make history. 433 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,055 I'll drink to that. 434 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,735 That's... 435 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,575 That's for sure. 436 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,975 Would you like a little taste first? 437 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,575 Go on, then. Let's do it. Shall I do the swill and sniff? 438 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,055 Do the swill and sniff. 439 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,295 Show me your wine-tasting skills. 440 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,015 THEY LAUGH 441 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:47,375 Smells like wine. 442 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,735 That's a good start. That's a good start, yeah. 443 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,095 Very sweet. Like me. It is! 444 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,815 THEY LAUGH Thank you very much. 445 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:57,335 Thank you. So, yeah, go on, tell me your past relationship. 446 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:59,015 Right. I've had one... One, yeah. 447 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,495 ...lasted about two-and-a-half years. 448 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,375 He was the world's worst cheat. 449 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,815 Oh, really, yeah? 450 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,135 Full-blown relationships behind my back. 451 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,615 So I was one girlfriend, 452 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,295 and then there was other girlfriends. Yeah. 453 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,175 He had a complete double life. 454 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,855 Ancl I remember I forgave him the first time... 455 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,335 Ancl I remember he was really sad. 456 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,815 Ancl I thought, do you know what? 457 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,615 I'll go out and buy him his favourite things 458 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,535 because he's missing her. 459 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,895 He's technically going through a break-up. 460 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,775 That's the thought. And then I went and spent about £20 on all 461 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,095 this stuff to cheer him up. She's unreal. 462 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,255 It's made me realise, like, 463 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:34,615 I was letting people just walk all over me. 464 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,975 But I've been single now for, like, two years. 465 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,335 I've never seen anyone else... Oh, really, yeah. 466 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,655 ...since then. Not been looking and that? 467 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,695 ELLEN A: She'd do anything for you. 468 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,975 There's the salmon for you. 469 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,055 Thank you. 470 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,535 She's so lovable. 471 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:49,855 She's so giving. 472 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,775 She's so caring. 473 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,775 Megan would be the best girlfriend. 474 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,255 So what do you normally go for in a lad? 475 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,895 Easy going. Easy going, yeah. 476 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,655 You can have a laugh with him. Yeah. Looks-wise... 477 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,015 ...the main one thing I asked for was a beard. 478 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,255 Yeah. And then... 479 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,055 ...someone that's that cocky... 480 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,415 ...that they wear sunglasses round their neck. 481 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,095 Yeah! In a really bright room... 482 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,335 ...in the middle of the clay. 483 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,615 LAMPSHADE CLAN GS 484 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,495 What are you eating? 485 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,295 I'm full. I want to get wings. 486 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,855 That's mucky, that, with my hands. 487 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,495 Is that the only chicken on the menu? 488 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,855 You're just going to have to get chips and wings. 489 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,655 Yeah, I am. I'm hungry. What have you had today? 490 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,415 Two sausage rolls and a pizza. 491 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:36,455 I'm so glad you're eating well. 492 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,255 How old are you? 26. 493 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,655 Yeah. Cos you're older than me, that's hot. 494 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:43,335 Is it? Yeah. Do you like a younger guy? 495 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,855 I'm well mature, though. 496 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,455 Mad mature, me. 497 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,455 Really? When are you gonna start showing that? 498 00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,255 After. Really? A few drinks in me, I'll get well mature. 499 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,895 Reall... Should we get a jager bomb? 500 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,535 Has your mum given you enough spends for that? 501 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,055 I've been on a few dates, but my last one was disastrous. 502 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,335 Like, he took me to the pub to watch United. 503 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,695 He said it was my own fault 504 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,735 because I asked to go out on a Thursday. 505 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,495 Is that what he said? Yeah, yeah. 506 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,015 Wow, hello, hello. 507 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,495 Hi. Can we get twojager bombs for a start? 508 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,335 Yeah. That's the starters, right? 509 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,615 Mains? Two more? 510 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,215 We're just up for somebody... 511 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,015 ...loves a laugh, but then they have all the good qualities of... 512 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,375 ...being a mature man. 513 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,655 I want a man now. 514 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,975 A responsible adult who's got his head on straight. 515 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,135 Yeah. 516 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,055 Can I just have some chicken wings, please? Yes, of course you can. 517 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,815 He's got to because there's no nuggets. 518 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,375 Do you do Capri Suns for him? 519 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,815 Errn, I can find some. Fruit Shoots. 520 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,455 Can I have the, erm, onion thingies? 521 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,775 The onion thingies, I got you, yeah. 522 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,335 Ancl I'll have some of your chips. 523 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,655 What's mine is yours now. Is it? Aw! 524 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,175 Can I have your necklace? 525 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,535 My what? Your necklace. 526 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,095 Oh, I thought you said something else then. 527 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,455 Did you think he said knickers? 528 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,775 Yeah. Already there, are we? OK! 529 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:58,335 No, I said necklace. 530 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,455 What is your type? 531 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,495 Like, someone who's not, like, built like that. 532 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,935 Curvy girl. Yeah. I don't like skinny girls. 533 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,895 You don't? "I like a big girl!" 534 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,455 No, not like that. You've hit the jackpot. 535 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:17,055 I think I'm a catch because I think I'm just...not even my looks, 536 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,455 think my personality is just the catch. 537 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,895 I do miss that feeling of love and like someone wanting you. 538 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,535 Always feel single on a Sunday. 539 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,015 The Sunday scaries. 540 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,455 You've got to be with your mates from the second you wake 541 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,775 up to the second you go to bed. 542 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,095 Like your rings. Thank you. 543 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,375 Nice nails. 544 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,095 I do love feet. You've got nice feet. 545 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,495 Do you think I've got nice feet? 546 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,175 I'll give them a little kiss. 547 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,375 Kiss 'em now. 548 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,215 Shall we? Of course. 549 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:50,575 Look. 550 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,975 Oh, my gosh! What the fuck? 551 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,615 Thank you so much. 552 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:03,455 Wonder what'll taste better, you or chicken nuggets? 553 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,255 HE LAUGHS 554 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,935 Cancel them jagers, mate. 555 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,855 GIGGLING 556 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,695 She's so loud. 557 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,975 You have a very recognisable gait. 558 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,495 Gait. 559 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,855 Walk. Yeah. 560 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,535 I do have a tendency to go off on tangents, but that's 561 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,015 what sometimes makes conversations exciting - 562 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,575 it's rather dull if everyone 563 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,095 knows the destination. 564 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,415 Clearly you're a very compassionate person. 565 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,735 You're sophisticated. 566 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,095 You're way out of my league, for God's sake. 567 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,295 Oh! I mean, come on, I mean. 568 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,655 I don't think so. 569 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,375 Is it more that you've not found the right guy for yourself, 570 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,175 or is it that...? Yeah. I mean... 571 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,095 "I've not found my right person. 572 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,255 My son's clad, he's such a lovely bloke. 573 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,575 But we just weren't right together. 574 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,775 Yeah. 575 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,335 I actually fell out of love with my ex-wife a long time ago. 576 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,895 Ancl it was... It was... 577 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,335 I was the problem. 578 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,375 Ancl I didn't realise at the time I was the problem. 579 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,535 I believed I didn't like her when actually I was hating myself. 580 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,255 I was making everyone unhappy. 581 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,175 She was unhappy. 582 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,415 I was making the children miserable. 583 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,215 She was amazing and I'm just a total click. 584 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,895 I learnt really late in life the tools you need in life 585 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,175 because I was ex-military. 586 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,175 Oh, really? OK. 587 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,775 Ancl I was successful, but for the wrong reasons. 588 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,335 I was successful because, you know, everything was mission-orientated. 589 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,695 You get it clone. 590 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,575 But it didn't help me with emotional intelligence or anything else. 591 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,495 Ancl it was only after we broke up... 592 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,815 ..| actually started getting help. 593 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,175 Yeah. You know, in my 40s. 594 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,935 Emotional intelligence is...is so important. 595 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,295 Ancl people that are in the military 596 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,615 are almost taught to close that down. 597 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,015 I always saw that as a weakness. 598 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,495 How did you learn about everything? 599 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,855 Did you have therapy? 600 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,215 I had counselling because I realised that it's easy to blame other people 601 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,815 because I've been a great fan of kintsugi as a philosophy. 602 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,415 Beauty in imperfection. 603 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,895 Bingo. Which is absolutely the world. 604 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,895 Yes. Ancl finding your person. 605 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,215 It's not about finding someone who's perfect, it's about finding someone 606 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,095 whose imperfections you love. 607 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,895 Whose imperfections actually shine upon you. 608 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,775 Yes. I'm there. Yeah! 609 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,055 If you could live off one food for the rest of your life, 610 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,655 what would it be, what's yours? 611 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,975 Probably garlic bread with cheese. 612 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,775 Mm? I love that, me. 613 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:44,695 Oh. 614 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,295 Sorry. That's a lemon, that one. 615 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,735 It's a lemon. That's a lemon! 616 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,015 Bit tangy, that! You went... Oh! 617 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,975 Hopefully that's the only sour thing on the clay. 618 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,255 Yeah, that's true - very good point, that. 619 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,015 You're looking very nice tonight. 620 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,335 Am I? Yeah, you're looking very, very good. 621 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,295 Thank you. 622 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,175 Do you want your gift? 623 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,695 Stop it. Got you a gift. Have ya? Yeah. 624 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,055 Stop! Hope you enjoy it 625 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,855 There you go. What is it? 626 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,855 Is it out of your sister's bedroom? 627 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,695 Is it a ring? 628 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,615 Fuck off! Stop it now! 629 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,335 SHE GASPS 630 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,575 CORK POPS 631 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,415 Aw! 632 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,295 Do you like them, yeah? Liam, they're lovely. Nice, yeah? 633 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,655 You're very generous. Oh, of course. 634 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,615 Thank you, that's really nice. From me to you. I feel awful. 635 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,935 Where's my gift? joking! 636 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,695 Right, we've got... Go on. 637 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,975 ...a bottle lid, a lipstick... 638 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,575 Erm... 639 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,895 ...a room key. 640 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,455 No, you're not having that. 641 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,415 I'm gonna go and steal Ellena for a minute. 642 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,695 Go on, then. I feel really rude. 643 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,055 Let me give you a hug for that gift as well. 644 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,455 It's all right, don't worry. Thank you. It's all right. 645 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,215 How are you? 646 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,535 How's yours? He's funny... 647 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,535 He's chatty. He's dead daft. 648 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,975 There's a but. But he's a little baby. 649 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,455 We need that lad in there 650 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,495 but we need that man in there. 651 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,295 I might go to the loo. 652 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,975 Please don't stand up. 653 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,175 Oh, no... 654 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,815 No, please don't stand up. 655 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,055 In that case, I won't. 656 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,175 We are equals. 657 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,135 I don't stand up when you go to the loo. 658 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,695 I'll be back. 659 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,535 So, that was good. That was really... Yeah. 660 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,095 She didn't bolt. 661 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,415 I had a really nice time, actually. 662 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,415 My expectations were low. 663 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:59,215 But the thing about Dan is, he was all about evolving, 664 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,615 learning, growing. 665 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,935 Ancl for me, that's such a sign of strength. 666 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,375 Sol didn't stand up that time. 667 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,815 just for you. No, good. Good. Yeah. 668 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,855 Hello. How are you? 669 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,575 Are you good? I'm good. 670 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,255 I just need to drop the bill. Thank you. 671 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,575 The wine, though? Do you want to take it with you? 672 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,815 Stick a cork in. 673 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,295 To me or the bottle? 674 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,855 Would you like... 675 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,495 ...to see each other again? 676 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,255 Yeah, absolutely. 677 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,935 I... Forgive me for going first. 678 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,495 No, no, no. Crack on. 679 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,535 Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 680 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,375 Yes, of course. 681 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,615 Yeah. I've had a lovely time. 682 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,055 Yeah, ditto. 683 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,375 Don't let her anywhere near it. 684 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,335 Stop it. You don't do it, OK? 685 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:44,975 It's the universe saying I have to pay. If that's what you think... 686 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,335 ...we're going to fight against the universe. Thank you. 687 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:50,215 She's attractive, she's intelligent, she's intriguing. 688 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,575 Everything that you want to find in someone who's 689 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,175 going to be a life partner - life adventurer. 690 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,495 Someone who you can go on a journey with. 691 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:57,615 Ah, she's got it. 692 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,895 Aw! 693 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,495 Let's go. 694 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,055 What I loved about you was that for an ex-military person, 695 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,455 to be open and willing to change 696 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,375 and learn and grow, that's massive. 697 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,935 You should be proud of yourself. 698 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,255 I'll take that. I'll take all of that. 699 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,535 Thank you. That's good. 700 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,535 I think I'm definitely as tall as you, aren't I? 701 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,695 Oh, yeah. 702 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,295 Well, that's because I'm not wearing my heels. 703 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,615 You need to tell me some more clad jokes, actually. 704 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:25,815 Double Gloucester's OK? 705 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,495 I can do double Gloucester. Or Mum jokes. 706 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,135 Mum jokes? Yeah. 707 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,815 This is Aayizat... 708 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,135 ...who may not have the perfect love life, but that hasn't 709 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,095 stopped her from loving life. 710 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,375 I'm a maximalist, 711 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,255 I think the word is - if you can't tell. 712 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:50,775 If I can have, like, six pieces of jewellery on one body part, I will. 713 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,575 I'm a bit unpredictable. 714 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,215 My friends will call me and be like, "Hey, can you do this thing?" 715 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,815 "No, I'm in Prague." 716 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,295 "Why are you in Prague?" 717 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,015 "I met these people yesterday and they were, like, come to Prague." 718 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:03,495 You look like a model on the catwalk. 719 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,255 You are so beautiful. 720 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,375 Thank you so much. 721 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,415 I'm in great company. 722 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,735 Oh. Thank you. 723 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,135 What's your name? Aayizat. 724 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,655 So, have you been on many dates? 725 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,935 No. This is my first date where I have, like, nice shoes on. 726 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,775 I've been single...forever. 727 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,095 I've never been in a relationship. 728 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,855 I get some romantic attention, but I think because my look 729 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,095 and my personality is quite big, they feel like they have to match 730 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,655 that and give me something big back. 731 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,015 Oh, right, well, let's see what we've got for you. 732 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,935 Yes, please. Come with me. I'm so excited. 733 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,575 I think one of the worst ways someone's approached me, 734 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,975 they were with their partner and kids, and they've... 735 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,775 They've left their table where they're eating at, 736 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,335 and they're like, "|'ll leave her. 737 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,775 "I'll leave her." 738 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,935 Hi, hi. Hi. Hiya. 739 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,415 What would you like? Do you have some fun cocktails? 740 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,735 Yes. 741 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,855 ICE CUBES SCRUNCH 742 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,375 How are you feeling? I feel a bit nervous. 743 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,935 Oh, yeah? Thank you so much. 744 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,775 One kinda colada. 745 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,615 And tell me, what are you looking for, then? 746 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,095 Physically, it's really vague. 747 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,775 You can be tall or short. 748 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,255 Athletic, all of that. 749 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,695 Doesn't fuss you. I'm not thinking about that too much. 750 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,015 I am a big nerd. 751 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,975 I love titbits about science... 752 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,255 ...or mechanics and engineering. 753 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,295 I like information and I just keep 754 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,535 it like trinkets, like squirrels with nuts. 755 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,855 Hope we'll find someone nice for you. 756 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:25,975 Best of luck. 757 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,575 Hoping for a date that is out of this world... 758 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:36,175 ...is astrochemistry PhD student Zac. 759 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,495 As someone who is a space chemist 760 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,815 of some description, I could say love 761 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,135 is written in the stars. 762 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,495 How are you? I'm good. How are you doing? 763 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,775 Good, thank you. Nice to meet you. I'm Zac. 764 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,415 Come with me. Ah... 765 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:55,215 I would love to meet someone that's got quirks, you know, knows 766 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,455 who they are and is not 767 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,895 afraid to be themselves. 768 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,175 And, you know, some could say 769 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,575 a strong, independent, bad bitch. 770 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,935 Here's your star. Hi! 771 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,535 Hi. Hi! Hug, handshake...? 772 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,055 We can hug. Do a hug? Yeah. 773 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,415 Nice to meet you, too. I'm Zac. 774 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,775 I'm Aayizat - that's gonna be confusing. Oh, that's good. 775 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,775 That's fine. We'll... 776 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,295 ...work it out. Might have to go for nicknames, we'll see. 777 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,175 Hi. Hey, buddy. Right, what can we get you? 778 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,295 Er, what can I get that's a virgin cocktail? 779 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,695 I do normally drink. I just... Mm-hm. I can't tonight. 780 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,655 What sort of things do you normally go for? 781 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,255 I mean, Long Island iced tea, anything relative...? 782 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,255 Isn't Long Island iced tea without alcohol just a Coke? 783 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,255 Pretty much. Yeah, I mean... 784 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,255 just something slightly more interesting than, 785 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,575 like, Diet Coke or something like that. Yeah, yeah. 786 00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:41,815 I know what you mean. 787 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,695 Er, so, what do you...? What do you do? 788 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,015 I work with adults with learning disabilities. 789 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,255 Oh, fair play, yeah. 790 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,815 It must be so rewarding and lovely and... Yeah. 791 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,095 But then it must be also a lot. 792 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,175 It's a lot. 793 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,095 It's lovely that you do that. 794 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,295 Where do you work? 795 00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,055 Erm, I'm a PhD student. 796 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,895 Oh. I'm doing it in astrochemistry, which is very niche. 797 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,695 Very... Incredibly niche. Yeah. 798 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,455 That's fab, though. Yeah. 799 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,335 Ancl it's cool. What does that look like? 800 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,375 I basically look at, erm, how ice forms...and what chemistry 801 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,415 happens and how it ends up making the planets and stars and stuff. 802 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,295 So...it's useless... 803 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,735 I don't think it's useless. 804 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,455 Maybe it's like capitalism, it's a bit useless. 805 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,055 Yeah, there's not much money coming out, you know. Yeah. 806 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,375 Should I take you through? Oh, yes, please. 807 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,135 Yeah, let's go. Let's... 808 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:29,815 I'm so ready to eat. 809 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,615 Ah, lovely. 810 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,415 BOTH: Thank you. 811 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,335 I don't drink very often and I don't really drink 812 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,375 if I don't want to. 813 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,735 It's not that I don't drink. I drink here and there. 814 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,135 Mm-hm. It's just, tomorrow I have... 815 00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,015 I'm competing in a power lifting competition. 816 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,375 So... It's not funny. 817 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,375 It's great. No, no, no. 818 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,815 I don't take it that seri... I love eating, I don't... 819 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,175 This is why I could never do, like, body-building. 820 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,975 I'm, like power lifting, there's Domino's, 821 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,655 there's doughnuts, people have the Krispy Kreme like they... 822 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,295 I went to my cousin's body-building comp, there was rice cakes 823 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,575 and I was like, I respect it, 824 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,855 I couldn't do it, though. 825 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,095 Yeah. I don't even respect it. 826 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,255 Don't eat with your knife and fork. 827 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,295 Pick them up, lad. 828 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,055 I won't tell you off. 829 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,495 Will you lick my fingers after? 830 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,135 Yeah. Will you actually? 831 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,975 No. Come on... 832 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,735 ...who was your last relationship? 833 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,375 I've been single for, like, a year... Name, address, postcode. 834 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,055 Single for a year. Went out for, like, two year. 835 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,935 That's long, that. Well long. 836 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,375 Did you break her heart or did she break yours? 837 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,135 I caught her messaging someone else. 838 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,775 No. Yeah. 839 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:37,735 Ancl was you madly in love? I went out with her. 840 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,535 I wouldn't go out with someone I didn't love. 841 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,095 What about you? 842 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,415 I've been pretty much single since I were 20. Have you? 843 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,255 I had a boyfriend last year. 844 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,055 He, erm, asked me to be his girlfriend 845 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:48,935 and then cheated on me 13 clays later. 846 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,375 13 clays? I don't see the point if you're going to cheat. 847 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,015 I'd rather stay single - like this 848 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,855 last year I've been single cos I like going out all the time. 849 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,535 Yeah. But now I'm ready to settle down. 850 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,535 Are you? I've had my fun, do you know what I mean? 851 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,335 I've had... You're only a baby, though. 852 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,055 I've had my fun, though. 853 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,695 So, are you loyal? 854 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,015 Yeah, I'm very loyal. 855 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,255 I hope you are. 856 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,975 I've got one sister, four step-sisters. 857 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,855 That's why I've got a lot of respect for girls. 858 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,975 Cos... Have you? Yeah. 859 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,335 Especially if you see what they've been through with 860 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,815 lads, or your mum's been through. Yeah. 861 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,975 That definitely puts me off 862 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,295 putting girls through shit, you know? That's nice, that. 863 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,375 Want to get married? 864 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,815 Yeah, definitely. 865 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,495 Not yet, though - got Ibiza coming up soon. 866 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,535 It's a bit worrying when you're saying you're going Ibiza and that. 867 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,815 Well, I'm single, aren't I? 868 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,975 Not any more. 869 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,615 You were single this morning. 870 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,935 So I've been thinking about it, and I think I might know 871 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,255 who I wouldn't want to date, date-wise. 872 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,095 Like a traffic warden. I think... 873 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,855 Imagine if you went out and you got 874 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,295 a ticket and you laid eyes on the warden 875 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,615 and you fancied them instantly? 876 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,975 Yeah, but he's still going to charge you £200 for the ticket. 877 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,255 So... You'd go, it was worth every penny. 878 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,775 No. 879 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,175 Do you like karaoke? Yeah. 880 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,175 Ooh. Who's your favourite? 881 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,775 Human by the Killers. 882 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,975 Oh, love that. 883 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,735 My favourite karaoke song has to be... 884 00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,415 ...Anastacia, I'm Outta Love. 885 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,815 I'll get you singing that. 886 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,735 You won't. I will. You won't. 887 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,095 Guaranteed. No. Getting everyone going. 888 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,935 # Da, da-dee, be my... # 889 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,575 Oh, thank you very much. Thank you. You're most welcome. 890 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,335 # I'm outta love 891 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,855 BOTH: # Set me free 892 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,455 ALL: # Out of this misery 893 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,335 # Show me the way to get my life again 894 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:37,015 # You can't handle me 895 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,655 # I'm outta love 896 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,935 # Set me free 897 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,375 # I'm out of love. # 898 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,735 Hey! 899 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,255 Oh, my God! 900 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,855 He was just really nice, and straight from the bat 901 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,855 like, he came over, he gave me a hug straight away. 902 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,735 Really easy to get on with. 903 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,015 Cheers to that! Shall we do that again? 904 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,935 So...are you going to see each other again? 905 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,255 Uh-huh. 906 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,135 So how did you think the date went then? 907 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,695 I enjoyed myself. Good, yeah. 908 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,215 Did you? Yeah, yeah. 909 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:13,855 Do you want to go on a second date? 910 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:16,175 Straight in with it, aren't we? 911 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,055 Bloody hell. Literally. I would, would you? 912 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:19,655 Yeah, of course. Yeah. 913 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,015 Yeah. Why not, hey? 914 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,655 You must feel like going out now. 915 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,335 After that, you must have the adrenaline running, like... 916 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,175 We'll see where the night takes us. Yeah. 917 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,655 Do you fancy each other? 918 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,095 Yeah, definitely. Yeah. 100%, yeah. 919 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,655 Very confident. That's what I love, like. Very funny as well. 920 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,375 Very witty. You reckon? Yeah. 921 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,095 Ancl also you're stunning as well, so... Don't, I'll blush. 922 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,935 Would you like to do it one payment all together or are we splitting? 923 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,655 Shall we split? No, no. Are you sure? 924 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,375 I'll pay. Thank you for that. 925 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,735 Cheers again! Cheers to us. 926 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,055 That was really loud, wasn't it? 927 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,415 Absolutely bellowed round the building! 928 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,775 Right, come on, then, we going, then, yeah? 929 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,135 Go on. Yeah. Put these on, get them on. 930 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,975 Go on. 931 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,535 HE LAUGHS 932 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,855 Ah, OK. I mean, I am veggie, so this makes my life... 933 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,655 Are you? ..pretty easy in making a decision. 934 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,255 I was vegetarian for a long time. 935 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,815 You can eat a steak, whatever you want. Good. Cos I'm gonna. 936 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,735 I'm... "I would like the entire cow, please." 937 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,095 But how come, erm... 938 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,455 Because you said you were veggie for a while. Like... 939 00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,495 ...the classic, what kind of why? 940 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,575 It was religious. 941 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,055 My family was Adventist. 942 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,415 OK. You don't eat pork anyway. 943 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,015 You don't eat shellfish. Yeah. 944 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,295 Do you still, like, practise? 945 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,535 No, I don't practise any more. 946 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,415 it just contradicts with me a little bit. 947 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,135 I got my ears pierced. Yeah. 948 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,895 Ancl someone in church came up to me and was, like, 949 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,295 "I knew when you got baptised that the devil would get you." 950 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,215 There's not really much need for me to be in a sermon 951 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:55,295 where you're talking about how women shouldn't have earrings, 952 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,575 and I have seven...because I don't 953 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,455 intend to take my earrings out. 954 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,135 My upbringing was quite strict. 955 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,455 Yeah. I was home-schooled for about two years. 956 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:04,575 Oh, really? 957 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,335 All the teenagers doing teenage things, and I'm at home. 958 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,375 I was 14, so I was quite isolated from my age mates. 959 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,335 I didn't go to prom and I didn't do this. 960 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,215 I didn't have like a boyfriend in school that I could talk 961 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,575 about and cry about. 962 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:23,975 Ancl so that made me feel different - in a negative way. 963 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,455 It definitely warped my idea of friendship, 964 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,415 so I haven't been in a relationship. 965 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,575 I kind of miss a lot of social cues... 966 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,895 ...and I'm still working that out. 967 00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,415 Do you feel like you're at a point where you're kind 968 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,735 of...you're past that? 969 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,295 I have loads of really full, beautiful friendships. 970 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,695 Mm-hm. I just think love is love. 971 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:46,895 Yeah, yeah. 972 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,255 Ancl everyone deserves it and should get it. I agree. 973 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,975 And whatever fits them fits them. Yeah. 974 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,975 Do you want half of this one? No, go... No, you go for that one. 975 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,735 No, we're going to have half each. 976 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,615 Cos that's the right thing to do. 977 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,295 It's a date. 978 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,215 Sharing is good for my portion control. 979 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:04,455 That's all this is. 980 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,695 "Oh, thank you so much. 981 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:06,975 "You're so kind." 982 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,855 "Oh, my God! I feel so loved." 983 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,375 5°: Ell-IVS, how are you? How's it going? 984 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,655 We are having a lovely time. 985 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,095 Yeah? Yeah. And have you been 986 00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,455 talking about whether you've dated a lot before? 987 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,455 Oh, yeah, we need to do that. Shall I take this away? 988 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,255 How many exes do you have? 989 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,695 I'm so sorry... 990 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,015 What was your worst break-up? 991 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,775 Do you feel like you hold emotional baggage 992 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,375 because of those relationships? 993 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,495 Erm... 994 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,535 I've had... Would you bring that emotional baggage to me? 995 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,215 Wh...! 996 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,175 You've set the bar on fire! 997 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,775 Quickly! Get it! 998 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,455 This is a complimentary dessert on us. 999 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,735 I'm not gonna eat any of that. 1000 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,015 It's a strawberry. 1001 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,655 I have... 1002 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,175 I've had a handful of exes, but most of them were like school, 1003 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,375 like when I was younger. 1004 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,815 OK. I haven't had anything longer than like a year... Mm-hm. 1005 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,815 ...and nothing toxic ever happened. 1006 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,255 It just fizzled out. Yeah. It didn't work. 1007 00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,775 I feel like I have to say at some point, but... 1008 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,655 ..| am trans. Mm-hm. 1009 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,735 Erm, just thought I'd... Yeah. 1010 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,455 Yeah, well, I just thought... I mean... 1011 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,175 I thought, this is a decent enough... 1012 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,055 That was so rude. "|'m a fellow queer." 1013 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,375 Like, in some... just so you know. 1014 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,855 Dating is already a minefield. 1015 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:32,495 Ancl so if you add in the layer of being trans it does affect it. 1016 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,575 I think sadly, a lot of people 1017 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,335 may not see you as a romantic option. 1018 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,375 There's been times where I have sort of scheduled a date with someone, 1019 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,935 she asked me what genitals I had because she was like, I'm only 1020 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,935 attracted to people with penises and all that. 1021 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,575 Ancl I was, like, we haven't even met yet, 1022 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,575 and you already asked me what's between my legs. 1023 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,655 It's weird. 1024 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,055 Ancl so obviously I was honest. 1025 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,815 Ancl then that was that. And I just... 1026 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,935 At least gi... You know, one date, give me a chance. 1027 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,455 I think I'm worth it, you know? 1028 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,735 So I dated, yeah, one or two gals at school. 1029 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,215 Then, yeah, then I realised, oh, I 1030 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:07,015 just felt maybe I was really butch. 1031 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,375 Ancl I was like, no, actually no, I'm the wrong ge... 1032 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,975 "|'m a guy." I'm actually... I'm a guy. 1033 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,815 The clay I figured it out, I was like, "Oh, no... 1034 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,255 "|'m a white man." 1035 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,815 I was, like... 1036 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,455 My nemesis. 1037 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,495 I don't really consider gender so much when I meet people 1038 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,295 because it's really a personality thing. 1039 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,095 If I like you, I just like you. 1040 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,455 Yeah. 1041 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,815 So you have a power lifting competition tomorrow. 1042 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,775 Let's go back. Move on. Let's just... 1043 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,335 I know! Again, quite niche. 1044 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,255 Yeah. Yeah. Why did y0u...? 1045 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,575 Why? "Why?" Was it affirming? 1046 00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,815 "Does it give you what you need?" 1047 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,655 I was the first out trans person to compete, er, 1048 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,175 in power lifting. 1049 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,175 So I compete against cis men. 1050 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,975 Ancl I get a lot of support from people. 1051 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,695 I've had nothing but loving community around me for it. 1052 00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,615 You go to these comps and everyone's cheering on everybody, regardless 1053 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,415 of, like, you're lifting nothing till you're lifting a world record. 1054 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,415 It's the same amount of support. Cute. 1055 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,775 Which is like rare to kind of see and stuff. Yeah, yeah. 1056 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,175 I want to do some kind of a sport. 1057 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,415 What are you thinking? 1058 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,855 Maybe if I was a bit younger, I would run. 1059 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,975 I'm 28, by the way. 1060 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,375 Hi. Fine. I just... I forgot that we don't know each other. 1061 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,695 THEY LAUGH 1062 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,095 I'm 25, so that's not... 1063 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,175 Hi, hi, hi. 1064 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,735 Yeah. We're strangers. 1065 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,055 I've never had a strawberry in my life. 1066 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,895 Well, you're about to try it now. 1067 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,295 Oh, no. Right, you've got to feed me one. 1068 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,735 Yeah, they're... 1069 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,215 Delicious, that. I want you to eat one of these. 1070 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,895 No, I can't honestly. You're eating one. 1071 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,615 Honestly, I'm not. No, you're eating one. 1072 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,495 You're gonna try new things with me. 1073 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,255 You'll like it, I promise you. 1074 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,775 Can't do that. 1075 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,615 That's fuckin' disgusting, that. 1076 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,575 His eating habits are bad. 1077 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,895 He couldn't even eat the strawberry. 1078 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,895 If it were chicken nuggets you were clipping in it, 1079 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,655 he probably would have ate it. 1080 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,735 You tried to eat that dead sexy and all, then, didn't ya? 1081 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,975 SHE LAUGHS 1082 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,455 Can't wait to kiss later on. Who says you're gonna? 1083 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,135 One of my five a clay, you. 1084 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,975 I'm all of your five a clay. 1085 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,335 Would you like to see each other again? 1086 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,695 I'll let you go first. No, you can go first. No. 1087 00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:20,455 No, you can go first cos you're dead cocky. 1088 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,775 No, you go first. I'd like to. 1089 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,895 I'd like to see her again. 1090 00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,935 Would ya? Would you want to see me again? 1091 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,255 Yeah, yeah. No, no... Fuckin'...! 1092 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,735 Yeah, I would. 1093 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,575 It was lovely to meet you both. 1094 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,575 You, too. Lovely to meet you. Try some fruit... 1095 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,215 And... Ah! 1096 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,975 See you soon. Take care. Thank you. 1097 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,535 I definitely felt a spark, yeah. Did ya? Yeah, as soon as we met. 1098 00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,655 Why do you want to see me again? Erm... 1099 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,895 Cos you're gorgeous. 1100 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,215 Tunnel of love. Tunnel of love. 1101 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,055 This is romantic, I just reckon propose right now, mate. 1102 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,375 This is awkward to kiss, though, isn't it? 1103 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,615 SHE LAUGHS 1104 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:59,335 Did you have any reservations 1105 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,695 or were there any question marks in your head? 1106 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,015 just, you're just a lad, aren't ya? Yeah, yeah. 1107 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,495 And you're 'gust a baby. 1108 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,535 Maybe Ellena can stop me from being a lad-lad 1109 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:11,855 going out all the time. Mm. 1110 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,855 just keep me in on a Saturday night. 1111 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,935 Where's Fred? He needs to do my chair again. 1112 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:27,255 That was so nice. Erm, Fred? 1113 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,575 About...my chair. 1114 00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,895 Have you ever been to a shop where they give you champagne? 1115 00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,655 No. I'm missing out, aren't I? 1116 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,695 Yeah, you are a little bit. Maybe I'm not as bougie. 1117 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,175 This is, er... This is where this is. 1118 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,495 I enjoy the nice things. I really enjoy nice things. 1119 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,415 Yeah. 1120 00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,015 I would rather not have a thing than have a not nice thing. 1121 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,495 It's actually been super nice. 1122 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,095 I don't have any criticisms of the evening. 1123 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,375 Did you fancy him? 1124 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,575 Yes. 1125 00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:54,815 Beautiful eyebrows. 1126 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,415 Really pretty eyeS- 1127 00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,775 I could spend hours and hours and hours with him. 1128 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,175 I was begging - begging for someone that would make me laugh. 1129 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,215 Well, I'm glad you find me funny. 1130 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:04,295 I'll take that. 1131 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,295 You don't have to make me laugh now. 1132 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,615 Oh, let me get out the jokes. 1133 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,375 Something...and something walks into a bar... 1134 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,135 Would you like to see each other again? 1135 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,615 Yes. Yes, I would like to. 1136 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,975 So... Thank you. How you like settle the bill? 1137 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,095 I would like... 1138 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,575 a o ha ppy 11g pay 1139 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,735 Then you can pay. 1140 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,295 Literally even just from the get-go, 1141 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,615 you made me feel at ease, and that's all I could really ask 1142 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,375 for, you know? And then... 1143 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,055 It's been a hoot. 1144 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,375 The whole... The whole thing. 1145 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,455 I'm glad - because I felt just as comfortable. Yeah. 1146 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,655 Drinks? Yeah, but I have tomorrow plans, so it can't be late. 1147 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,575 I have tomorrow plans, too. You have a... 1148 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,495 But... You have a power lifting competition. 1149 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,215 THEY LAUGH 1150 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:53,015 if I didn't have plans, I'd be your cheerleader. 1151 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,055 American high five. 1152 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:02,815 There we go. Or ten? 1153 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,055 Or ten? Do we do that? OK. 1154 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,175 That's love. 1155 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,095 That is love. 1156 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,895 # Whenever, wherever... 1157 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,775 # We're meant to be together 1158 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,495 # I'll be there and you'll be near... # 1159 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,695 Can you bench me? 1160 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,495 Let's go. 1161 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,935 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 85950