All language subtitles for D.F.T.S02E06.Battle of the Assistants [eng]

[upbeat country music]

- [jase] can we start
this podcast or?

- Are we ready?

- I've been ready

For at least 27 minutes.

- This is not like
your normal podcast.

And I'm gonna introduce you
to my new personal assistant.

- Hello, fellas.

- Phil.
- Phil, good to see you.

- Good to see y'all.

- You know him.

- Jase, murry, jep.
- Yeah.

- So welcome, phil.

- Thank you. Thank
you very much.

- After a long,

About two week involved
resumes and all this

And inviting people
in and interview 'em

And all that garbage,

Y'all, I finally found
a man that fits my needs

As a personal assistant.

- Good choice, si. Good choice.

- I'm not sure what you
need assistance doing.

- He's gonna assist me

To get y'all more places
to hunt treasure on.

- Well, that's a good idea.

- That's why I hired him.

- Well, why didn't
you tell us that?

[jase laughing]
- I don't have time

To explain every little detail.

I'm the brains of this outfit.

You got one goal in this life.

[jase laughing]
okay?

- I got many goals.

- No, no, no.

You ain't got but one goal,
find me a pot of gold.

That is your goal. Okay?

- I feel like I'm in
the principal's office.

- Yeah.

- You got an
authority issue here.

All three of you.

- Well, you don't?

- No!

- [jase] oh, ain't
nobody told you what,

- I don't have an
authority issue.

There ain't nobody above me.

- Yeah.

- [si] okay?

- Ain't nobody
told you what to do

Since you retired
from the military.

- That's it.

And they didn't tell me what
to do when I was in there.

Okay. Back to the business.

- All right, well, where
we gonna go hunting?

Is this good?

- Is it good?

- Well, let's ask the
assistant what he thinks.

- I think it's awesome.

- Look, dear uncle
si, my name is kent

And I believe I have a property

That might be of interest to you

And to your treasure team.

It's located just a short
drive away from here

In san felipe, texas.

You wouldn't know by
looking at san felipe now,

But at one time,

This spot was the second
largest commercial center

In all of texas.

We're talking ferries and no
more of relics dating back

To the texas revolutionary
and long before.

Come on down to the lone star
state and drop us a line.

Respectfully yours, kent.

It's the second largest
commercial area in the state.

- Well, I'm interested
in this san felipe.

I will admit that it's
not a short drive.

It's pretty good haul.

Well, my point is, I mean,
you hired an assistant,

But we're actually the ones
that need an assistant.

- No, you don't.

- We're traveling
long distances.

There's a lot of gear.

We also need a scout.

We're covering,

- Oh, good grief!

Y'all need an assistant
like you need a hole,

Another hole in your head.

- No, I got three
or four of those.

- Yeah, that's right.
You got too many now.

That's right. Okay.
- Yeah, I do.

- I've got the guy.

- [jase] murry's got a guy.

- Y'all are gonna love randy.

He's a jack of all trades.

- Okay.
- He's smart.

He's a treasure hunter.

He can do anything.

- Can he run a metal detector?

- Absolutely.

I've known randy since my
circle track racing days.

And I'm telling you,
he's the real deal.

- [jep] you used to race, murry?

- Oh yeah.

Yeah. We traded paint.

That's how we got
to meet each other.

He was in my way and I kinda
gave him a little love tap.

And when he went into
that next corner,

He had an orange glove
on and he had his,

[jep laughing]
he had it shaped like a fist

And he had it out the
window of his car.

- [jase] how old is he?

- Man, he's young. I mean,
he's probably 60 something.

- Boy, he's just
a spring chicken.

[si laughing]

He is a spring chicken
compared to you and murry.

What does that make you, jep?

You're a newborn!

[group chuckling]

Jep, you're the hairiest newborn
I've ever seen in my life.

- Hey, before y'all
go any further,

You're going to pay for
him outta your 3 salaries.

- [jase] what?

- Yeah.

- Now we'll handle that.
You think he'll do it?

- He's got a job, but
we'll pitch it to him.

- Done. Talk to him.

You got an assistant.

See, we got an assistant.

Saddle up partner.

[steady music]

[upbeat country music]

- This place was a
boom town in the 1800s.

- I don't see any
booming going on now.

- Texas is one of the
largest states we have.

There's lots of
places to hide out.

The fact that I've been
through texas hundreds of times

And I haven't even heard of
san felipe proves my point.

So this is where
texas started, huh?

- Well, yeah. This is
the oldest town in texas.

San felipe was a colony
formed by stephen f. Austin.

- So who was he?

- Well, he's the guy that the
city of austin is named after.

- Stephen f, I never knew that.

- And you know, his great,
great, great grandson

Is stone cold steve austin

Who's a wrestler.
- No [laughing].

- Yeah. I'm telling you.

- No.
- Yeah, crazy.

- No way.
- It's that wrestler.

- No way.

- Oh, you don't
believe that, man?

- I don't believe that.

- [jase] oh jep,
what are you doing?

- Well, if I had to guess,

That's how I'd say, his
name is steve austin.

And he, that dude is a bad man.

- Well, they really sparked
the texas revolution

That you read about it today

In a lot of books
like, you know,

Books on the alamo.

The texas revolution
started in 1835,

And stephen f. Austin
led a group of colonists

In an armed resistance against
the mexican government.

And they wanted to become
an independent state.

General santa anna took
charge of the mexican army

And captured the alamo in 1836.

When the citizens at san
felipe heard about the fall

Of the alamo,

They knew that the army
was coming there next.

And so, rather than just
hand over their homes

And all that to
the mexican army,

They decided just to burn it.

[fire crackling]

But it wasn't a
lot of people here.

But you know, the thing
about it is, early 1800s,

What we find is going to be old.

And that's what lights our fire.

- [jep] here we go.

Here we go.
- Yeah, here it is.

And if that's not enough
to be excited about,

I can officially report
that randy has been hired

As our assistant on this hunt.

[upbeat country music]

- Look, he's got
it all laid out.

- [jep] off to a good start.

- [jase] hey, good
first impression.

- So far, so good.

- I like what I see.
- Yep.

- Hey, fellas.

- Randy.

- Randy.
- Hey, what's up?

- Randy, I'm jase.

- Jase.

- [jase] nice to meet you, man.

- Kind of got your stuff
laid out for you here.

- I like what I'm seeing.

Let me take a look
under that there box.

Let's see.

- [murry] it looks
like a donut box.

[group laughing]

- Randy, where have
you been all my life?

You might just get
a bonus for that.

- You might as well
just spoil us right off.

- What it's all about.

- Trying to take
care of you, my man.

[murry laughing]

- [jase] where can
we hunt, randy?

- I got in touch with the
landowner and he kinda laid,

Gave me the lay of the land
and I secured this map here.

We got the brazos
river, right over there,

Right around that tree line.

This is the way this was
several hundred years ago.

It was original town in texas
and a lot of houses here.

And we're about right here.
- I mean, this is crazy.

- So you can see how many
houses it was all in here.

And yeah, we're gonna have
plenty of places to hunt.

- Good job, man.

- All right. All right.

I think I got all the
machines full of fuel

And got new batteries
in all the machines.

And I think the only thing left
to do is just get out there

And make it happen.

- Good hire. Welcome aboard.

Let's do it.

[southern rock music]

After seeing randy roll out the
red carpet, this is awesome.

How did we ever survive
without an assistant?

It tells you a lot about a man

Who already has a full-time job

To take the extra time
and become our assistant.

These are the kind of guys
that are diamonds in the rough.

[upbeat country music]

[detector beeping]

Oh, it's a coin.

I think it's a wheat penny.

[detector beeping]

[upbeat country music]

- I hope this is what I think
it is. It looks like a lock.

Oh, it is a lock.

Oh, I love locks.
This is amazing.

[detector beeping]
[upbeat country music]

- Oh, oh, jewelry.

I think that's
part of a necklace.

I got this lockets on lock.

But for real, this
thing is still locked,

And I'm trying to figure
out how to open it.

Hey randy, I found
the key to your heart.

Do you have the key?

- I believe I do.

- Did you find a key?

- No, I don't think my
key's gonna fit that.

- Turns out the
key does not fit.

But the fact that I asked for it

And randy happens to have one,

Very impressive.

I like it.

I like finding weird stuff.

- Good deal.

- Silver!

Yeah.

[jase singing and dancing]

Hey, jep.

[randy chuckling]

- He's doing his dance.

- Oh yeah.

- Boom, boom, boom.

Sweet.

- I was just over here.
- I don't know what it is yet.

I know it's silver though.

Y'all wanna see the reveal?

- [jep] yes.

- Well.

- Oh my.

- Oh yeah.

- Oh, it's old.

This as old as the hills.

- Here, let me see it.

Oh yeah, I knew there
was silver out here.

Oh, it's a seated liberty.

[hums] see here.

[jase hums]

1853, buddy.

[steady country music]
- oh man.

- This is like really chewed.

This thing is weird.
- I think it was burned.

I literally think it was burned.

Even though this
1853 dime is later

Than the fire that
happened in the 1830s,

It's always cool to find silver.

We keep this up, we'll be
doing the macarena before dark.

d hey macarena

[jase humming]

I need to take
special care of this.

I needed one of those,

- Little case things?

- Yeah.
- Coin coffin.

- Yeah, I don't
have one. I'm out.

- All right. I'll go get it.

[upbeat country music]
- all right.

- That sucker's fast
moving, ain't he?

- Ain't never seen a guy
that I wanted to give a raise

On day one.
[jep laughing]

I mean, he ain't stopped.

Look, he's running all
the way to the gate.

- Randy is a hustler.

That dude's got a
lot of get up and go.

I love it.

[upbeat country music]

- You got it?

Awesome.

- [jep] very quick, randy.

I counted how many seconds.

It only took you
like 22 seconds.

- I'll do better next time.

- Having an assistant,
especially like randy,

Is the greatest
thing we've ever done

As a treasure hunting crew.

Hey, randy?

Hey, get me a water, buddy.

[steady music]

See how fast that was?

[steady country music]

- Where'd you come from?

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm gonna put the grass back.

Oh.

[mischievous music]

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Leave that alone.

[jase laughing]

I have a special place
in my heart for goats.

We actually have
a lot in common.

We both have beards.

We spend a lot of time
in green pastures.

And we both aspire to be a
goat, the greatest of all time.

But this one particular goat

Does not understand
social distancing.

Hey, now if you poop on
me, we going to talk.

I mean, gimme some room here.

- Would you quit
playing with the goat?

- I'm not playing with the
goat. I'm trying to herd it.

Good. There we go.
- Hey, buddy.

- There, she can be your
girlfriend. I'm tired of her.

We broke up.

[jep scoffs]

- Would you stop? I'm
trying to dig a hole here.

- No, look, I gave you up.

We broke up. That's your
boyfriend right over there.

- The heart wants what it wants.

And right now, jase,
this goat wants you.

And you should just embrace it.

- Hey randy, you might
have to come get this goat.

I can't hunt with
this goat right here.

There you go.

There you go.

- Come on.

[country rock music]

[detector beeping]

- All right. Here's the signal.

It's in the plug,

Whatever it is.

[country rock music]

It looks like a flat button

'cause it's brass and it's
tarnished in the middle.

But you can see the brass
around the edges of it.

And it's got some letters
on the back of it,

And I think it
says ne plus ultra.

That means extra ordinary
or like top shelf.

But it means this button
is the best you can make.

[country rock music]

[detector beeping]

- I got a root here
that's bisecting my hole.

So I'm having to
dig very carefully.

[detector beeping]

Oh, here we go.

I got it out of the hole.

[detector beeping]

Oh. [yelps]

Murry!

I see gold.

It's a gold button, but
it's got flowers on it.

You ever seen
anything like that?

- I have not. That's nice.

It's in really good condition.

- So I think it's
just a civilian button

That's at least gold gilded.

- 1820s or maybe,

- Oh you think? [cheers]
- yeah.

It's gotta be that old.

[upbeat country music]

- I'm almost positive

This button was called
a golden age button

From the early to mid 1800s.

Most of the time,
these buttons were worn

On really nice coats
or women's dresses.

But the fact that
I found it here

With some civil war activity,

I think this probably came off
a confederate soldier's coat.

So they would use
any kind of button.

[cheers] hey, good call,
murry, coming here.

- [murry] yeah, it don't get
any better than that, buddy.

[country rock music]

- Check this out.

- Hey!

A spur.

- Well, randy said
the original owner,

You know, he made horse tacks.

- Randy, once again,
is proven right.

- He's very thorough.
[phone ringing]

Oh crap.

- Hey, is this the best hire?

- Hold on. This is si, I think.

- Oh, good grief.

Hey, why are you calling us?

- I'm calling to
check in with y'all.

What have y'all found?

- I just found a
couple of spurs.

- That them don't
look like much.

How's the new man working out?

- Oh, he's awesome.

- He's the best hire I've
seen in the history of hires.

I mean, he is,

- No, don't even go there.
I got the best hire.

[jep laughing]

- Okay.

- Phillip mcmillin is
the best of everything.

- I'm saying, randy actually
knows how to do stuff.

- Phillip is the best man.

- Si, this is not a competition.

- What do you mean it
ain't no competition?

Yeah, it is.

Y'all just kept going on
and on about great hire.

- Si, I was just stating a fact.

I wasn't challenging
you to a duel.

- You waved the red flag
in front of me, boy.

- Si, phillip's a nice guy.
Randy is a way better worker.

Let's just, sorry.

- We're talking
about work here, so.

- Well, hey, since
you brought this up,

Hey, here's the deal, okay?

- You brought it up.

Now,

- We can do any kind deal
you want to prove that.

- Okay.
- Well, let's do it.

It's not surprising to me at all

That si wants our
assistants to compete.

Si, when he does anything,

He wants you to
know it's the best.

He's the best fisherman. He's
the best squirrel hunter.

He has the best assistant.

So if you challenge
him, guess what?

It's gonna escalate.

If you want a competition,
your man's going to lose.

- That ain't gonna happen.

- Let's do a race.

- What are we racing? Horses,
donkeys, you know, cars?

- You bring your,

- You do know phillip
is a pro in racing.

- So is our man. So is randy.

- Well then, hey,

This ought to be
something really to enjoy.

- All right, I'll
see you on the track.

Bring your man.

- [si] that's it. Hey.

- Hey, and bring
you some tissue.

- May the best hot rod win.

[steady country music]

Oh good, you're here.

I just got off the phone
with jase, jep and murry,

And I let them idiots
get under my skin.

We got in an argument about
why I needed an assistant

And all this garbage.

You know, they don't understand.

Then they went and
hired them an assistant.

So I think his name
is randy. Okay?

And he's a big car
dude, you know?

But anyway, we
got a race to win.

- Okay.

We?

- Well, I should say,
you've got a race to win.

- Let me make sure
I'm understanding
what you're saying.

We're gonna be in a car race?

- Yeah.

- Si, what does this have
to do with treasure hunting?

- Oh, not nothing really, but
this is about bragging rights.

- I've never done this before.

- What's there to do about
it? It's driving a car.

- I'm a little nervous but,

- Hey, I'll get you
ready for the race.

Well, I got a workout for you.

- [phil] is this safe?

- Hey, no, no. You
gotta trust me on this.

Do you trust me?

[mischievous music]

Because look, this is the
battle of the assistants.

We've got to win it.

Look, it ain't no
pressure on you.

You win, you don't
lose your job.

- Hold on. That's
too much pressure.

- No, it ain't
too much pressure.

I hired you as my assistant.

I got faith in you.

- Okay, I'm in.

- Hey, that's all I want to do.

- All right. No pressure.

- [si] ain't no pressure.

- All right.

[upbeat country music]

- Hey.
- What's up, guys?

- [jep] you find anything?

- [murry] yeah.

- Here you go, murry.

- Oh yeah, yeah. Thanks, bud.

- You come in here smiling,

You bound to have something
good in your pocket.

- Oh yeah, I got a pouch
full of stuff, man.

- Boy, me too. It's been good.

- You ready for a water?

- I am ready for a water.

That's exactly what I was
thinking. Good work, randy.

- Let me see what you
got there, brother.

[murry laughing]

- Hey!
- Oh, man.

Boy, you and those locks.

- I love them.

- I thought I
heard you cackling.

- Boy, that is a unique piece

Right there.
- Yeah.

- Here you go.
- I don't know

How old it is, but it's nice.

- Jep, did you tell randy
he's got a race coming up?

- Nope. Randy, he got a
race coming up, buddy.

- All right.

- Si, he's on a hankering about
he's got the best assistant

And I've seen you
operate half a day.

And I'm like,
- go ahead and place your bet,

Boys, we got it covered.
[group laughing]

- I like a man with confidence.

- There's winners and losers.

- Yeah.

- And I don't like
being a loser, so.

- Yeah, I like how you think.
- Hey.

- Randy reminds me a
lot of clint eastwood

In his western days.

He doesn't say a whole lot,

But when challenged, he
takes care of business.

If I was si and phil, I'd
be shaking in my boots.

This guy oozes confidence.

- Is there any other places
we could hunt around here?

- Well, the owner
told me we had access

To the brazos river over there.

And he says there's sandbars
that go out into the river,

And I don't know
what the level is,

But if it was low enough,

We could probably walk
out on them sandbars

And find all kind of fossils.

- Fossils?

That sounds fun.
- Oh yeah, yeah.

- You want to go, jep?

- Heck yeah.

- Let me issue y'all a warning.

Do not jump off the winning
horse. This is a winning horse.

Just telling you, I wouldn't
do it. I'd stay here.

- I feel like hunting fossils.

- There you go.

- Send me some pictures.

- Well, good. Everybody's
gonna be happy.

We going to go fossil hunting

And you going to
go stretch running.

Randy, what you want to do?

- Well, I've got
that map of the town.

I might could ride around
and find some more spots.

- If you find some other place

With some kind of
historic connection,

I may be interested.

- More silver coin.

- That's what I'm saying.

You come back and I got a
pocket full of treasure.

- That's all right.

I'm gonna come back
with a big mammoth tusk.

- Don't cry when I
show you what I find.

- Saber tooth tiger.

- That's right.

- There you go.

I'm on it, buddy.

- I want to do
something different.

- Yeah, me too.

- I get it.

Fossils can be learned
from. They're cool.

They're older than
anything we find,

But in this moment, in san
felipe, I am on a hot streak.

I'm not leaving the hot hand.

Randy, you work
the town and I'll,

I'm gonna go to
this back corner.

[atv whirring]

[upbeat country music]

He's ready to roll.

[dramatic music]

- So I've got three areas, okay?

Of training, strength first,

Reflexes second.

- Okay.

- And nerves and steel.

Look, it's time to get
phillip race ready.

Oh, it's not that I'm
not confident in phillip.

Okay? But we got a
lot of work to do.

Okay?

So I'm gonna have to put him

Through a rigorous
training program.

[inspirational music]

d hut, two, three, four

d drag that cooler
across the floor d

- [phil] what do you
got in here? Rocks?

- Phillip, don't worry
about what in it, hey,

Just pull the wagon.

[dramatic music]

[si groans]

[dramatic music]

Strength test number two.

You got a steering wheel.

You gotta have
strong arms, okay?

By the time we get
through with this, okay?

You're gonna have shoulders
like boulders, son.

Whip that rope.

[dramatic music]

I've gotta take phillip
mcmillin and, hey look,

I've gotta tear him apart.

I've gotta break him down.

Whip it real good!

Come on, now. Hey,
go whip that thing.

Okay? Might near right
up to the edge of death.

Put a little energy into it!
Are you the best assistant?

- I'm the best.

- All right.

That's what I thought now.

Okay?

And then I reinvent him
where he's actually,

He might near comes
up like a robot.

He's that well trained.

This is where the
rubber meets the road.

Hey, look, you ready for
your reflex training?

- Oh yeah, let's do it.

- All right, look, get up
from there and, hey look,

Bring the chair when you come.

- Good grief.

[dramatic music]

[atv whirring]

- Now this is the brazos?
This is a famous river, right?

- [murry] yep.

- [jep] oh yeah.
See, here we go.

- [murry] yeah,
there's the sandbar.

- [jep] now we found it.

[country rock music]

- We'd love to find old
relics, old coins and stuff.

And if you're after old,

There's nothing older
here than fossils.

- That's where you hunt
is all up in there.

- Oh yeah, this is,

This is huge, man.

It'll take a while
to hunt this place.

- This is awesome.

Hey, let's get our boots on.

- All right.

- Hunting fossils kind of
reminds you of being a kid.

It's like, I keep thinking
about indiana jones.

I'm like, I've always
wanted to be that.

So this is a dream come true.

- Treasure awaits.

We never done this before.

- I ain't never
done this before.

- Yeah, well.

We're hunting the brazos river

Where a limestone deposit
crosses the bed of the river.

The current brings the fossils,

And when the river goes down,

You can just walk out
there and wade around

And you can find
them everywhere.

They say, look down in these
little cracks and crevices,

You know?
- Yeah.

- And now we going to
find something here.

It's too much stuff here.

- Yeah. It's a little
bit uncharted territory.

But it's really fun.

- Hey, I like just not having
to dig a hole in the ground

And cover it back up.
- I do too.

- What is that, jep?

- Ooh.

Is that bone?

- Looks like a bone.

- [jep] that's bone.

- Bone.

- Oh!

[murry laughing]

Bone, baby.

- Yeah.
- I mean, an old bone.

Besides a meteorite,

This is the oldest
relic I've ever found.

This is it. And it's amazing.

Jase, you blew it, buddy.

This is way more fun than
anything you're doing right now.

[upbeat folk music]

[murry laughing]

- I don't know what
kinda critter this was,

But he was a big one.

This is part of his,

I don't know, his back?

I mean, it's got all the sockets

And you can see the lines in it.

Hey, jep!

[murry cheers]

- [jep] you got something?

- [murry] I got something good.

- Whoa.

- It looks like darth
vader, doesn't it? [laughs]

- Oh, that's definitely,
that's not a rock.

Good work, buddy.

That's awesome. I think
that's something awesome.

- Whatever this backbone
fossil came from, it was huge.

I mean, it could have
been a saber tooth tiger,

A giant sloth, or
maybe even a buffalo.

This is a top shelf find
for a treasure hunter.

- This is so much fun.

- Oh yeah, I love this.

- I think it's the
funnest thing I've,

We've done, treasure hunting.

This is,
- 100%.

[upbeat country music]

- Oh, here we go.
[detector beeping]

I see gold.

I just keep finding
gold buttons.

Unless them boys resurrect
some of them fossils,

They're not gonna
beat what I'm doing.

San felipe has literally
turned into the gift

That keeps on giving,

Every two or three minutes.

Ooh.

It's smaller than a dime.

I don't know what this is.

Let's see.

German state copper coin, 1829.

[jase cheers]

Believe it or not,

This german coin is a real
piece of texas history.

When you do a little research,

You find out that the first
german immigrants came over

To texas around
the year of 1831.

They must have had a few
coins in their pockets.

And I found one,

Deep in the heart of texas.

How cool is that?

[detector beeps]

It's an 80.

Ooh, and it's deep.

[upbeat country music]

Oh, it's a ring.

Faith?

You find a silver ring
that has faith on it,

Boom!

How about that?

Faith is being sure
of what we hope for

And certain of
what we do not see.

It's in moments like these,

You realize the
importance of faith.

This is why I love this.

[atv whirring]
[upbeat country music]

Hey.

- You must be thirsty.

- I am thirsty. Good work.

I done used all,

Hey, I've used all my water
cleaning up my treasure.

- Wow.

Well, I kind of been out and
found another the place too.

- Randy, I'm not leaving here.

- Well, what if I told you it
belonged to stephen f. Austin?

- Where he used to
live? His house?

- The father of texas, baby.

- You got permission?

- I do. I just got,
took care of that.

- I'm in on that.

- All right?
- Good work, randy.

Let's go. How in the world
did you come by that?

- Skill and determination.

- [laughs] randy,

- What do you think?

- It is a honor to
have you on board.

- You ready?

- I'm ready. Let's go.
- Let's do it.

- Stephen f. Austin?

Ain't no telling what
we going to find there.

[atv whirring]

- [jase] now, I
see the monument.

And that's it?

- [randy] that's it.

[country rock music]

- [jase] they put quite
the monument up here.

- [randy] yeah.

- We're talking about the house
site of stephen f. Austin.

Now you pulled
this one off here.

- All right.

- Let's go to looking.

- All right.

- Good work, randy.

I'll tell you one
thing that san felipe

And randy have in common,

They both keep delivering.

Uh-oh.

One of the best signal
I've got right here.

- [randy] what is that?

- It's a coin

And it's a biggin.

I think that's one cent.
That's a large cent.

- Wow.
- Hot dog!

Oh my goodness.

That was the penny
before there was a penny.

They called it a large cent.

You know what makes this
even more spectacular?

This could have been stephen
f austin's large cent.

The us large cent was the
penny before the penny.

It's made of copper and it was
minted between 1793 and 1857.

The fact that stephen
f. Austin lived

In this house up until 1836,

I would say, it's
more likely than not

That he owned this large cent,

And I just found it,

Which makes this really
cool and special.

- [randy] this is gonna be
one of your top 10 days, man.

- Oh, well,
- large cent, buttons?

Wow.

- The hits just keep on coming.

[upbeat country music]

[dramatic music]

- Back up, back up.

Back up, back up all
the way to the wall.

I'm gonna make
phillip race ready.

Next item, reflexes.

I'm gonna make him where
he's got the reflexes

Of a mongoose.

You ready?

- Yeah.
- Good.

[toy gun whirring]

[phil squealing]

[dramatic music]

- Oh, I'm outta bullets.

- Are you done?

- Yeah, I'm done.

The last thing is, okay?

You gotta have nerves of steel.

It's called the
polar bear plunge.

Go ahead and get in.

If you ain't never got into a
cold ice cooler full of ice,

Okay, it's just like
someone stabbed you

With a thousand pins.

One, two, three.

- How long do I got to stay in?

- Hey, a minute, a full minute.

- Okay.
- One,

Two, three, go!

[water splashing]

[phil screaming]

The final one, boys.

The final countdown!

Phillip made it
to the last test.

Let's see if he's got
the nerve to do it.

[dramatic music]

Hey, here's the deal.

If you can snatch that cheese,

You can snatch the
win from randy.

[dramatic music]

Hold it!

I was just checking to see if
you had the nerve to do it.

Sit back down.

[pair laughing]

- You gave me a heart attack.

- Phillip impressed me.

It's official now. Okay?

He's racing qualified.

Randy schmandy, okay?

Is going down.

[mouse trap snapping]

[si laughing]

[upbeat country music]

- [phil] is it over?

- [si] yeah, that's
it. We ready.

[dramatic music]

- Ooh!

Come here.

[water splashing]
[dramatic music]

Oh dude.

That's it.

That's it.

I just found a mammoth tooth.

This is the fossil I
was hoping to find.

I've seen pictures of these.

I know this is
what it looks like.

It's got that on the end.

I think, the gum part, tooth.

This thing was off an animal

Thousands of years old,
some kind of giant elephant.

Now that's the coolest thing
I've ever found, by far.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. This is awesome.

This is the best oldest
find ever right here.

Number one find ever.

[upbeat country music]

We'll do my jase dance.

[upbeat country music]

Yeah.

I have just become
the new indiana jones.

Murry?

Or indiana jep, or better
yet, louisiana jep.

- This is the stuff
that dreams are made of.

- I can't wait to show
jase. Oh, I can't wait.

Come on, let's go, dude.

- All right.

- Let's get outta here.
I gotta go show him.

[steady country music]

[atv whirring]

- I'm interested to
see what they found.

- [randy] yeah.

- [jase] they're smiling.

- [randy] here's the fossil men.

[murry chuckles]

- [jase] well,
y'all got a story?

- Oh, we found a few things.

What'd y'all find?

- Oh, we found a few
things here and there.

You know, just
picking up some stuff.

- Yeah, we about did the same.

- Y'all ain't
gonna believe this.

This man here hooked us up

With stephen f.
Austin's home place.

- [murry] what?

- Hey.
- Oh, that's awesome.

Good job, randy.

- And then all of a sudden, hey,

I get a signal.

Stephen f. Austin,
he died in 1836.

- [randy] that's right.

- The same year the fire
broke out and they took off.

He escaped, but then he
died a few months later.

But during all the chaos,
he dropped a large cent.

- Ooh, that looks good.
- From his pocket.

- That was in the fire.
- Oh, man, the face part's

Not as good.

- It was on fire.

And I thought about you every
time I dug something out.

Didn't I?
- Well, you know what?

- Oh y'all found something?

- You want to let him down, jep?

- Well, what'd you find?

- Show him, jep.
- Real cool.

- [jase] well, the
anticipation is mounting.

- When is the last time

You found a woolly
mammoth tooth, son?

Boom!
[upbeat country music]

Wooly mammoth tooth,
right here, buddy.

- Yep.

- When I pulled out
that giant tooth,

For the first time in
jase's life, speechless.

He doesn't, what? What?

What? What?

He didn't know what to say.

He was like,

He never found
something that cool.

- Oldest what's cool,

We got y'all by at least,

- [jase] yeah.

- We got you about a
few thousand years.

- Here you go.

[dramatic music]

Gee whiz.

All right. That was not bad.

I, look, I'm
pleasantly surprised.

- I said, I don't,

He ain't gonna have
nothing to say about this

'cause that's cool.

- Yeah, this was one
case where everybody won.

- Yep. We are all winners here.

All winners.

Some of us just much
bigger winners than others.

[upbeat country music]

- I'm about to tell you, look,

The find of the trip
was murry finding randy.

- That's right.

- That was the find.

- Amen, brother.

- [jase] you still
got a race to win.

- Thank you.
- Don't let us down.

I'm not sure what the
race will be, but look,

I'm fairly confident
you'll strap down.

- That's it.

- All right.

Let's get outta here, boys.
- Let's get outta here.

[steady rock music]

- Well, well, well.
[doors thudding]

- [si] you boys, I didn't even
think y'all would show up.

- The battle of the assistants
has finally arrived.

- Randy, si.
- Randy, pleasure to meet you.

- Phillip.

- Phillip?
- Nice to meet you.

- You like losing, brother?

[group laughing]

- Hey, confidence
goes both ways.

Are you prepared for this, phil?

- Hey, I've been training.

- It's race day and okay,
and phillip was born ready.

That's a baldfaced
lie. I made him ready.

- What are we racing?

- All right, bring 'em out.

[dramatic country music]

[dramatic country
music continues]

- Aw, they're so cute.

They're like little race cars.

- [murry] all right.

- [jase] what do
you think, randy?

- We can work with that.

- All right.

My man said he can work with it.

- Y'all choose first.

- What we taking? Number four?

- Number four.

- All right.

I mean, I got a hundred dollar
bill that needs a friend.

You gotta put your money
where your mouth is.

It's just something
that's gonna sting

Just a bit if your man loses.

- Look, it ain't gambling

When you know who's gonna
win the stupid thing.

- All right, he's,
- hey, I got your covered.

- All right.
- All right?

- You're on.

- All right, we just
gonna talk about it

Or we gonna race?

- Let's go racing.

[engines whirring]
[dramatic music]

[engines whirring]
[dramatic music continues]

[randy laughing]

[engines whirring]
[dramatic music continues]

Hey, when murry
pushes that button

And it goes to green, you gone.

- Look, a lot's riding on this.

First, you get to talk smack.

Second, you put
jase in his place.

[engines whirring]

This is the time.

[dramatic music]

[lights beeping]

[engines whirring]

- [jase] they gone.

Go, go, go.

- It's a nice job, phillip.

[upbeat country music]

- It looked like phillip
got a better start.

[engines whirring]
[upbeat country music]

Who's winning?

- [murry] it's hard
to tell from here.

- Come on, randy!

Come on, randy!

[engines whirring]

All right, go, go!

[upbeat country music]

[group cheering]

- Randy, green.

Is that green?
- Look at that green.

That means show me the green.

Your man lost.
- You got a check

Or you got cash?

What you got?

- This was neck and neck.

One 10th of a second.

- Hey, he got the winner's flag.

- Oh. Oh, that's what
I'm talking about.

- I got four words
for you, knucklehead.

The fix is in.

- I'll take venmo.

You got a venmo?

- Man, that was tight.
- Hey, that was,

That was tight.
- Great job, randy.

[group laughing]

[group cheering]

- This is pitiful!

I had jase right
where I wanted him.

- Close. Close but no cigar.

- Hey, you're fired.

[engines whirring]

Phillip didn't win. But
that don't mean nothing.

He's still the best assistant.

- Good race, boys.

- Hey, man.

Good one.
- All right.

- Si, the lesson here is
don't bet against us ever,

Especially when
randy is involved.

- Bye, I'll see
you in the morning.

- All right.

[engines whirring]

[upbeat country music]

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