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(theme music playing)
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♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪
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♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪
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♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE
HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪
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♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪
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♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪
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♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪
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- ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪
- ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪
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♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE
THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪
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♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪
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♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT
LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪
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♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪
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- ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪
- ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪
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♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪
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♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪
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♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪
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CHRISSY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT, I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS.
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- WHAT?
- IT'S FOR THE ROPER'S
PARTY TONIGHT, OKAY?
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♪ STANLEY AND HELEN ♪
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♪ YOUR ANNIVERSARY'S
TODAY TWO, THREE, FOUR ♪
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♪ STANLEY AND HELEN ♪
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♪ WE'VE COME TO
LAUGH AND TO PLAY. ♪
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JANET, I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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WHAT, SOUNDS TOO MUCH
LIKE "ROLL OUT THE BARREL."
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- IT IS "ROLL OUT THE BARREL."
- IT IS NOT.
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN
SAY "BARREL" ONCE.
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CHRISSY, COME ON, I KNOW THAT.
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I CHANGED THE WORDS ON PURPOSE.
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
NICE TO WRITE... YOU KNOW,
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A SONG OR SOMETHING FOR
THE ROPERS FOR TONIGHT.
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- OH.
- AN ANNIVERSARY'S A VERY
SPECIAL EVENT, YOU KNOW?
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CAN'T BE THAT SPECIAL.
THEY HAVE ONE EVERY YEAR.
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(snorts, laughs)
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- ARE YOU GONNA
HELP ME OR NOT?
- YEAH.
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OKAY. LET'S SEE...
♪ STANLEY... ♪
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- OH, I GOT ONE!
- WHAT, WHAT?
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♪ BE KIND TO THE ROPERS TODAY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSRAY... ♪
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"SRAY"?
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"ANNIVERSRAY"? HA-HA-HA.
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I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP
WORKING ON THAT ONE.
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- IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS.
- MINE RHYMED, OKAY?
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EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. DID YOU REMIND
ROPER THAT HE HAS TO FIX THE REFRIGERATOR?
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- EVERYTHING IS
FREEZING IN THERE!
- YEAH, RELAX.
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- HE SAID HE'D BE UP TODAY.
- OH, GOOD.
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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED POURING
FROZEN MILK ON CEREAL?
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IT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD RICE
KRISPIES GO SNAP, CRACKLE AND BURR.
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JACK, HELP US WRITE A
SONG FOR THE ROPER'S PARTY.
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- Jack: HUH?
- Janet: YES, SIT DOWN,
SIT DOWN. LOOK,
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WE'RE TRYING TO
COME UP WITH A SONG
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THAT WILL BE JUST RIGHT
FOR THE ROPER'S MARRIAGE.
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HOW ABOUT "STRANGERS
IN THE NIGHT"?
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HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO
A CHEER INSTEAD OF A SONG.
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- YOU THINK SO? LIKE WHAT THOUGH?
- CHEER?
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UMM... OKAY, OKAY.
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♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT WHO
DO WE APPRECIATE THE ROPERS ♪
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♪ THE ROPERS, YEAH,
THE ROPERS. ♪ (giggles)
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THAT WAS FANTASTIC, CHRISSY?
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- (laughing)
- (Chrissy laughing)
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YOU MEAN...
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NO KIDDING, JACK. NO KIDDING.
YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THOSE WORDS?
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- WHAT WORDS?
- OH, JACK.
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- YOU WANNA MAKE A BIG HIT
AT THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY?
- YEAH.
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I GOT JUST THE THING... I WILL
BAKE A TREMENDOUS CAKE
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AND YOU AND CHRISSY
WILL JUST JUMP OUT OF IT.
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- HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
- IN THE NUDE.
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- NOT FUN.
- OKAY, I GOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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I'LL STILL BAKE THE
TREMENDOUS CAKE,
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YOU'LL STILL JUMP OUT OF IT, BUT
YOU'LL HAVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON.
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EVERYBODY ELSE AT THE PARTY'LL
BE NUDE. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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- JACK.
- JACK, THAT IS NOT
A BETTER IDEA.
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OKAY, BACK TO THE ORIGINAL
PLAN. I'LL START THE FROSTING,
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YOU GET UNDRESSED.
(mimics tearing)
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(screams)
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YOU KNOW, MR. ROPER, I'VE BEEN A
REAL ESTATE AGENT FOR MANY YEARS,
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BUT THIS IS THE FASTEST
SALE I'VE EVER MADE.
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WELL, I'VE OWNED THAT OLD
APARTMENT HOUSE LONG ENOUGH.
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- BESIDES, I KNOW
THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR.
- OH, I CAN SEE THAT.
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THE MINUTE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH
MONEY YOU CAN GET FOR THE BUILDING...
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WELL, WHEN IT'S
RIGHT, I ACT FAST.
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YOU SURE DO.
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YOU WERE READY TO SIGN THE
MOMENT YOU REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS.
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HEY, WHEN DO I GET THE MONEY?
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WELL, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR ATTORNEY
TO LOOK THESE PAPERS OVER FIRST?
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NO, NO, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. I USED TO
HAVE ONE OF THOSE HIGH-PRICED LAWYERS,
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BUT WHY BLOW 10 BUCKS
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO?
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UH-HUH. WELL, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.
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THIS IS YOUR COPY.
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CAN YOU BRING THE CHECK
BY MY PLACE TONIGHT?
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OH, CERTAINLY, BUT I THOUGHT
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YOU WERE KEEPING THIS AS
A SECRET FROM YOUR WIFE.
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JUST TILL TONIGHT. IT'S GONNA
BE AN ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE.
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OH, WHY DON'T WE DRINK A TOAST
TO THE SALE OF YOUR BUILDING?
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GOOD IDEA. I'LL GET
SOME MORE WINE.
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- FORGET THE TOAST. MY WIFE IS HERE.
- WHAT?
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YOU BETTER GET OUT.
YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE.
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OH, OH, OH... OKAY, OKAY.
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JUST A MINUTE. HERE'S THE CHECK.
YOU CAN PAY THIS AT THE BAR.
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STANLEY, WHO IS THAT WOMAN?
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HELEN, WHAT A SURPRISE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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STANLEY, I SAW YOU
WITH THAT WOMAN.
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YOU DID? OH, YOU
MEAN THAT WOMAN?
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OH, SHE JUST STOPPED
BY TO ASK DIRECTIONS.
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AND STAYED FOR LUNCH?
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HELEN, WHAT WOULD I
DO WITH ANOTHER WOMAN?
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BEATS ME.
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ESPECIALLY ON OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, STANLEY, I'M SO EXCITED
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ABOUT THE PARTY
TONIGHT. (giggles)
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AND I'M JUST SO GLAD
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THAT YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE
OUR ANNIVERSARY THIS YEAR.
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- EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT,
I GET ROMANTIC.
- WILL YOU... SHH.
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THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT
PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SEX.
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PEOPLE ARE EATING!
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ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M
GONNA TEACH YOU
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HOW TO MAKE A TRIPLE
LAYER CAKE. ARE YOU ALL SET?
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- MM-HMM.
- LESSON NUMBER ONE...
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THE EGG. PICK UP YOUR EGG.
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- (giggling)
- JANET, JANET
WORK WITH US, OKAY?
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JUST WORK WITH US.
THANK YOU. HOLD THE EGG,
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LOOK AT IT, MAKE
THE EGG YOUR FRIEND.
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READY? NOW CRACK YOUR FRIEND.
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OOH, OOH, OOH.
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IN THE BOWL, JANET. THE COOKS
ALWAYS PUT EVERYTHING IN THE BOWL.
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EXCEPT THE EGGSHELLS,
CHRISSY. WANT TO WORK ON THAT?
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OH, JACK. LOOK, WHY DON'T WE
JUST FORGET ABOUT THE EGGS?
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YEAH, WHAT DO WE
NEED THEM FOR ANYWAY?
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BECAUSE A CAKE WITHOUT
EGGS IS CALLED A FRISBEE.
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- WHEN ARE WE
GETTING TO THE FROSTING?
- ONE THING A TIME, JANET.
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THIS CAKE IS GONNA BE SO BEAUTIFUL
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WRAP IT UP AS A PRESENT.
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OKAY. PRESENT! OH, MY GOSH,
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WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY WRITING THIS
SONG AND THINKING ABOUT THE CAKE
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WE FORGOT TO GET
THE ROPERS A PRESENT.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT
ARE WE GONNA GET THEM?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE
MUST BE SOMETHING
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MRS. ROPER'S BEEN
WANTING FOR A LONG TIME.
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YEAH, BUT I THINK SHE
WANTS IT FROM MR. ROPER.
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- (laughs)
- (doorbell rings)
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- YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
- I'LL GET IT.
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OOH, I GOT AN IDEA,
JACK. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? WHAT
ABOUT A PLANT FROM DOWN AT MY SHOP?
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- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I LIKE THAT.
- ME TOO.
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- IT'S THOUGHTFUL.
- AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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All: AND IT'S CHEAP.
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- HI, MR. ROPER.
- HI. I CAME UP TO FIX
THE REFRIGERATOR.
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OH, THANK YOU, MR. ROPER. I'M SORRY
YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
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IT'S NO PROBLEM. IT'S THE LAST
TIME I'M GONNA FIX IT ANYWAY.
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WHAT?! PARDON ME,
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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NOTHING, NOTHING. JUST THERE ARE
GONNA SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE...
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PRETTY SOON.
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CH...
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- WHAT'D HE MEAN BY THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW,
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- BUT LET'S GO FIND OUT.
- WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
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MR. ROPER,
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DO YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG
WITH THE REFRIGERATOR THERE?
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- IT'S JUST YOUR THERMOSTAT.
- OH.
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MR. ROPER, WE WERE
JUST WONDERING...
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WHAT YOU MEANT THERE...
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ABOUT... THERE'RE GONNA BE
SOME CHANGES MADE AROUND HERE.
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LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, JANET,
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SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS
GOING TO BE MOVING OUT.
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- WHO?
- THAT'S A SECRET.
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I'LL TELL YOU AT THE
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
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THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA TELL
HELEN. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT...
- YEAH, BUT MR. ROPER,
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CAN'T YOU EVEN GIVE US A LITTLE TINY
HINT ON WHO'S MOVING OUT, PLEASE?
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WELL, THERE'S AN OLD
NAVY SAYING, CHRISSY,
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THAT NO MATTER HOW
OFTEN A MAN SALES ON A SHIP,
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THERE FINALLY COMES A TIME
WHEN HE'S GONNA LEAVE HER.
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BYE, KIDS. ♪ ANCHOR'S AWAY... ♪
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- WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
- I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
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I FIGURED OUT HIS SECRET.
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- I FIGURED OUT HIS SECRET.
- CHRISSY, WHAT IS IT?
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WEREN'T YOU TWO
PAYING ATTENTION?
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- Jack: TELL US.
- Janet: WHAT, PLEASE?
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MR. ROPER'S GONNA
LEAVE THE NAVY.
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- THE CHILD NEEDS HELP.
- YES.
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CHRISSY, MR. ROPER
IS NOT IN THE NAVY.
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HE'S JUST SAID HE'S
GONNA LEAVE A SHIP.
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- MR. ROPER
DOESN'T HAVE A SHIP.
- YES, HE DOES.
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- HUH?
- THE S.S. MRS. ROPER.
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OH, NO. YOU MEAN...
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- HE'S GOING TO LEAVE HER?!
- YEAH.
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- WHAT A ROTTEN THING TO DO!
- YEAH.
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HE NEVER EVEN
TOOK US FOR A SAIL.
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BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T
BELIEVE ROPER'S LEAVING HIS WIFE.
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AFTER 22 YEARS.
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I WONDER WHY.
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NINE TIMES OUT OF 10
IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN.
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COME ON, JACK, WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT MR. ROPER.
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OH, YEAH. I WONDER
WHAT IT IS THE OTHER TIME.
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JACK, WE HAVE TO TALK TO THEM.
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- AND SAY WHAT?
- WELL, WE'LL...
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CHRISSY, YOUR FATHER'S A MINISTER.
WHAT DOES HE SAY TO COUPLES IN TROUBLE?
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HE TELLS THEM TO KEEP THE BABY.
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(laughs)
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LOOK, THE VERY LEAST WE CAN DO
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IS GO DOWN AND
TALK TO MRS. ROPER.
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OH, JANET, WHY? SHE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT YET.
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EXACTLY, WE CAN HELP SOFTEN
THE BLOW. WE ARE HER FRIENDS.
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YEAH, YOU'RE
RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WE OWE IT TO HER, EVEN IF SHE WILL
HATE US FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
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- YEAH.
- JUST TRY TO BREAK IT
TO HER GENTLY.
208
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,494
- ME?
- YEAH.
209
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,363
WHAT? HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT GONNA TELL HER?
210
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,198
- OH, I WOULDN'T
DO IT RIGHT.
- WHY NOT?!
211
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,233
- 'CAUSE I'M A MAN.
- (groans)
212
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,235
YOU'RE ALSO A CHICKEN.
213
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,604
JANET, JANET, HE'S RIGHT.
214
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,007
TELLING MRS. ROPER'S
A WOMAN'S JOB.
215
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,276
- OH, I GUESS SO.
- LET ME KNOW HOW
SHE TAKES IT.
216
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,344
WHAT?! CHRISSY, COME HERE!
217
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,748
- YOU'RE GOING WITH ME.
- I CAN'T. DIVORCES MAKE ME
SO SAD I CRY.
218
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,417
IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE A
WHOLE BOX OF TISSUE. COME ON.
219
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,386
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
THIS TRIPLE LAYER CAKE?
220
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,254
- I HELP YOU.
- NO, JACK CAN
HANDLE THAT.
221
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,638
CHICKENS LOVE WORKING WITH EGGS.
222
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,269
(mimicking) "CHICKENS
LOVE WORKING WITH EGGS."
223
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:05,601
♪ OH HOW WE DANCE SAMBA ♪
224
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,370
(off key) ♪ NIGHT ♪
225
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,372
♪ WHERE... ♪
226
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,464
- (doorbell rings)
- ♪ IT'S OPEN. ♪
227
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,646
(screams) HI, GIRLS, HI.
228
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,548
- COME ON IN.
- OKAY.
229
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,450
- (Mrs. Roper chuckles)
- (Janet moans)
230
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,920
JUST GETTING THE PLACE
READY FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT.
231
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,944
OH. STAY!
232
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,992
MRS. ROPER, IS
YOUR HUSBAND HOME?
233
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,994
NO, NO, HE WENT OUT.
234
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,198
OH, THAT MAN HAS
MADE ME SO HAPPY!
235
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,667
THIS IS GONNA BE ONE
ANNIVERSARY I'LL NEVER FORGET.
236
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,759
(sobbing)
237
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,030
CHRISSY, SMILE.
238
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,980
MRS...
239
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,218
MRS. ROPER, WE'D LIKE TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
240
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,453
- OH, I'D LOVE TO.
- Janet: GOOD.
241
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,589
OH, I WANNA SHOW YOU THE
SURPRISE I BOUGHT FOR STANLEY.
242
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,458
(sobbing)
243
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,415
SHH, SHH.
244
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,099
- CHRISSY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
245
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,168
OH. HERE, LOOK AT IT.
246
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,138
- OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, YEAH.
247
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,930
STANLEY ALWAYS WANTED A WATCH
DRESSY ENOUGH FOR BOWLING.
248
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,646
HERE, CHRISSY, READ THE
INSCRIPTION ON THE BACK.
249
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,937
- GO AHEAD... SHH.
- (sobs)
250
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,419
"TO MY DEAR STANLEY,
251
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,022
FOR THE YEARS WE'VE HAD
252
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,591
AND THE GOOD TIMES TO COME..."
253
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,727
(crying loudly)
254
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,052
- (Janet grunting)
- (Chrissy whimpers)
255
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,968
I DIDN'T' KNOW IT
WAS SO TOUCHING.
256
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,737
(grunts) GIVE ME THIS,
CHRISSY. GIVE IT TO ME.
257
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,140
MRS. ROPER, IT'S VERY TOUCHING.
258
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,778
MRS. ROPER, I THINK... AHEM...
259
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,815
I TH... I THINK YOU
SHOULD SIT DOWN.
260
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,884
- WHAT IS IT, JANET?
- WELL,
261
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,142
MRS. ROPER, UM...
262
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,747
THE TRUTH IS... (softly) GOD.
263
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,484
I JUST LOVE THE WAY
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAIR.
264
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,866
- JANET, TELL HER!
- I CAN'T.
265
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,634
- YOU TELL HER, CHRISSY.
- (gasps)
266
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,103
YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN.
YOUR FATHER IS A MINISTER.
267
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,194
IT'LL GO GREAT.
268
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,244
- Janet: SEE HOW
GOOD IT'S GOING?
- (Chrissy groans)
269
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:32,815
WELL, MRS. ROPER, SEE...
270
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,584
THE WORLD IS MADE UP
OF TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE,
271
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,553
TWOS AND ONES.
272
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,822
SOMETIMES TWO ONES BECOME A TWO
273
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,992
AND OTHER TIMES ONE OF THE ONES
OF THE TWO GETS TIRED OF BEING A TWO
274
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,994
AND WANTS TO BECOME A ONE AGAIN.
275
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,263
NOT THAT THE OTHER ONE
OF THE TWO ISN'T A NICE ONE.
276
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,889
IT'S JUST THAT TWO ONES CAN'T
BE A TWO WITHOUT THE ONE.
277
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,097
SEE?
278
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,444
NO.
279
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,914
(sobs)
280
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,838
CHRISSY, CHRISSY, CHRISSY.
281
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,254
TWO BEERS, JIM. THANKS.
282
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,256
JACK, I'M A BUSY MAN.
DO YOU MIND TELLING ME
283
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,391
WHY YOU DRAGGED ME
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE?
284
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,760
WELL, MR. ROPER, I HAVE
TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU
285
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,363
- MAN TO MAN.
- OKAY.
286
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,520
WHEN DOES YOUR MAN GET HERE?
287
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:29,305
MR. ROPER, LOOK, I KNOW WHAT
YOUR SURPRISE IS FOR TONIGHT.
288
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,908
- YOU DO?!
- YEAH, AND I THINK YOU'RE
MAKING A BIG MISTAKE.
289
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,943
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE LEAVING?
290
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,512
I KNOW WHAT I'M LEAVING,
291
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,536
AN OLD EYE SORE THAT I'M SICK
AND TIRED OF TAKING CARE OF.
292
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,789
COME ON, MR. ROPER, YOU
DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT.
293
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,691
YOU WANNA BET? YOU COME
DOWNSTAIRS WITH ME SOME TIME.
294
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,782
I'LL SHOW YOU A
SAGGING FOUNDATION.
295
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,332
NO, THANKS, I'D...
I'D RATHER NOT.
296
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,267
- HERE YOU GO.
- THANKS, JIM.
297
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,037
MR. ROPER, MAYBE I'M NOT GOING
ABOUT THIS IN THE RIGHT WAY.
298
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,205
YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE... I MEAN,
299
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,408
SHE'S... SHE'S A
WONDERFUL WOMAN.
300
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,176
SO?
301
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,079
SO BEFORE YOU PULL YOUR
SURPRISE ON HER TONIGHT,
302
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,248
WHY DON'T YOU... TRY AGAIN?
303
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,372
TRY WHAT?
304
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,255
WELL, A LITTLE ROMANCE
WOULDN'T HURT.
305
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,546
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SWEET
TALK, SOFT MUSIC AND...
306
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,752
YOU KNOW. A LITTLE WHOOPEE.
307
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,733
WHOOPEE?
308
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,769
SURE. RIGHT NOW.
309
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,438
- NOW?
- YEAH.
310
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,840
BUT IT'S STILL LIGHT OUT.
311
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,676
IT'S YOUR ANNIVERSARY.
312
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,279
OH, WELL.
313
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,148
- MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
- I KNOW I AM. LET'S GO.
314
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,584
NOT YET.
315
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,987
JIM, TWO DOUBLE SCOTCHES.
316
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,810
OH.
317
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,082
- AND WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA HAVE?
- (whistles)
318
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,792
HELEN.
319
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,974
WHERE ARE YOU?
320
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,976
Helen: I'M IN THE
KITCHEN, STANLEY,
321
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,112
AND I WANNA TALK TO YOU.
322
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,269
ME TOO.
323
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,517
COME ON OUT HERE, HELEN.
324
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:39,101
STANLEY, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS.
325
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,059
HI.
326
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,473
WHAT?
327
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,963
HI.
328
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,712
LOOK, STANLEY, THE GIRLS
JUST TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT...
329
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,681
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE.
330
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,385
I NEVER REALIZED HOW
BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK IN BLUE.
331
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,621
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE
WIFE IS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW.
332
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,991
I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT
YOU NEVER WORE THAT DRESS BEFORE.
333
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,993
DON'T YOU MAKE
FUN OF ME, STANLEY.
334
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,917
I'M NOT, I'M NOT.
335
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,722
HELEN, COME ON,
LET'S GO IN THE...
336
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,305
IN THE BATHROOM?
337
00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,596
NO, THE BEDROOM.
338
00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,099
WHY?
339
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,535
YOU KNOW, HELEN.
340
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,057
YOU WANT US TO GO IN THE BEDROOM
341
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,448
SO YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN?
342
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,297
NO.
343
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,200
LOOK, STANLEY, I KNOW WHAT
KIND OF GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING,
344
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:48,704
BUT... I WANT THE TRUTH
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE.
345
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,706
SO YOU JUST BETTER
START TALKING.
346
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,442
THE TRUTH IS I WANT YOU
TO GO IN THERE WITH ME
347
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,666
SO WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE FUN.
348
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,769
NOW?!
349
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,674
WHY NOT? IT MIGHT THE LAST
TIME FOR US IN THAT BEDROOM.
350
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,257
THEN THE GIRLS WERE RIGHT.
351
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,726
COME ON, HELEN, YOU CAN
RUB MY BACK AND EVERYTHING.
352
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,162
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL!
353
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,897
- HELEN.
- HOW COULD
YOU DO THIS TO ME?
354
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,534
- I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE IT.
- (doorbell rings)
355
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,003
(yelling) IT'S OPEN!
356
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,106
All three: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
357
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,175
I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN,
358
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,879
YOU... YOU... YOU
TWO-TIMING CRUMB.
359
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,382
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU GOT
THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
360
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,817
I DID. THEY'RE
FIGHTING TOGETHER.
361
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,720
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- YOU GIRLS WERE RIGHT
ABOUT HIM.
362
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,090
- HE IS LEAVING ME
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
- WHAT?!
363
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,959
- HELLO.
- (gasps)
364
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,450
SHE'S THE OTHER WOMAN.
365
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,556
OH, I GUESS YOU FOUND OUT
ABOUT OUR LITTLE SURPRISE.
366
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,239
DARN RIGHT I DID, HONEY.
367
00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,810
- AND JUST IN TIME TOO.
- MR. ROPER, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN.
368
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,469
THIS ISN'T A WOMAN.
THIS IS MRS. DAWSON.
369
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,118
- SHE'S MARRIED.
- OH, CHRISSY, I WONDER
IF HER HUSBAND KNOWS.
370
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,510
OF COURSE HE KNOWS. HE
MUST'VE BEEN AT THE WEDDING.
371
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,827
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HARD
IT WAS TO KEEP IT FROM YOU.
372
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,163
I MEAN, WE HAD TO MEET IN
ALL SORTS OF WEIRD PLACES
373
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,131
SO YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT...
374
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,767
YOU KNOW, COFFEE
SHOPS, PARK BENCHES.
375
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,270
YEAH, I'LL BET YOU DID.
376
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:31,907
AND ONCE EVEN IN YOUR HUSBAND'S
CAR. OH GOD, WAS THAT UNCOMFORTABLE!
377
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,564
OH...
378
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,247
MR. ROPER, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
379
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,249
THIS IS MY REAL ESTATE AGENT.
380
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,051
WHO CARES IF SHE'S YOUR
BUTCHER? IT'S STILL WRONG!
381
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,590
- YOU'RE ALL WRONG.
- WHAT IS EVERYBODY
TALKING ABOUT?
382
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,382
THEY THINK THAT YOU
AND I ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR.
383
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,989
OH, PEOPLE, PLEASE!
384
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,498
I'M IN REAL ESTATE,
NOT RECYCLING.
385
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,349
SO, STANLEY, IF...
386
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,618
IF THERE IS NOTHING
GOING ON, THEN...
387
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,155
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SNEAKING
AROUND WITH YOUR REAL ESTATE AGENT?
388
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,157
IT WAS AN
ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE...
389
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,593
FOR YOU, HELEN.
390
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,629
FOR ME?!
391
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,898
- THEN... THEN YOU TWO AREN'T...
- NO, NO, NO.
392
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,601
- Mrs. Dawson: NO, NO, NO.
- WAIT. I CANNOT STAND IT
ANYMORE.
393
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,236
- WHAT IS THIS BIG SURPRISE?
- YEAH!
394
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,305
- YOU'RE READY?
- Janet and Jack: YES!
395
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,363
HELEN, I SOLD THE BUILDING.
396
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,444
WHAT BUILDING?
397
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,967
THIS BUILDING!
398
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,549
THIS BUILDING?
399
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,840
YOU SOLD THIS BUILDING?!
400
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,356
THAT WE'VE LIVED IN FOR 14 YEARS
401
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,625
WITHOUT CONSULTING ME?
402
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,061
THIS IS MY HOME TOO, STANLEY!
403
00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,998
I HAPPEN TO LIKE IT
HERE AND I'M NOT MOVING!
404
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,589
AND THIS IS HOW
MUCH YOU GOT FOR IT.
405
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,830
OH, WHAT THE HELL, WE WERE
DUE FOR A CHANGE ANYWAY.
406
00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,079
- CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. ROPER.
- (Mrs. Roper laughs)
407
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,549
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
TO BOTH OF YOU.
408
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,651
I'D BETTER BE RUNNING
ALONG. BYE-BYE.
409
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,754
- Mr. Roper: THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, MRS. DAWSON.
- UH-HUH.
410
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,123
(Mrs. Roper continues laughing)
411
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,158
MR. ROPER,
412
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,895
- YOU... YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA MOVE?
- YEAH.
413
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,798
THIS IS SO SUDDEN!
414
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,535
YOU'RE THE ONLY
LANDLORDS I EVER HAD.
415
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:43,872
BOY, UH... I'M REALLY
GONNA MISS YOU.
416
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,041
- OH, JANET.
- Chrissy: I'LL MISS YOU TOO..
417
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:50,100
(laughing) I'M GONNA
MISS YOU TOO.
418
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,049
OH, AND YOU TOO, MR. ROPER.
419
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,485
WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M
GONNA MISS THEM BOTH TOO.
420
00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:00,689
- HEY, MRS. ROPER...
- OH, JACK.
421
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,314
- WE'LL SEND EACH
OTHER CHRISTMAS CARDS.
- YEAH, LET'S DO.
422
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,825
OH, WHAT THE HELL.
423
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,983
WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
424
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,652
- COME ON,
LET'S START THE PARTY.
- I GOT A CAKE, MRS. ROPER.
425
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,554
OH, YEAH, YEAH. HEY, STANLEY...
426
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,690
STANLEY, GO GET THE
PLATES FOR THE CAKE, OKAY?
427
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,925
- YOU BAKED IT YOURSELF?
- YES, I DID.
428
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,828
- OH, THAT'S SO DARLING.
- THIS IS FOR YOU AND
MR. ROPER FROM US.
429
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- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, KIDS.
- HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
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OH, THANK YOU. THAT'S SO NICE.
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IT... IT'S GONNA BE SO DIFFERENT
AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU.
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- OH, YEAH.
- YEAH. HEY, LISTEN,
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WITH MR. ROPER GONE,
THAT MEANS I'M FREE,
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NO MORE MASQUERADING, NO MORE
HIDING THE FACT THAT I GO FOR GIRLS.
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- SO LOOK OUT.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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BUT WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE, JACK.
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WILL THE NEW LANDLORDS LET TWO
GIRLS AND A GUY LIVE TOGETHER?
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OH, DON'T WORRY, I
TOOK CARE OF THAT.
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- YOU DID?
- YEAH, I TOLD THEM
YOU ARE GAY.
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Ritter's voice: "THREE'S
COMPANY" WAS VIDEOTAPED
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IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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