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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:04,403 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 3 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ COME AND KNOCK ON OUR DOOR ♪ 4 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,965 ♪ WHERE THE KISSES ARE HERS AND HERS AND HIS ♪ 7 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 8 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪ 10 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ - ♪ TAKE A STEP THAT IS NEW ♪ 11 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪ 12 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ YOU'LL SEE THAT LIFE IS A BALL AGAIN ♪ 14 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ LAUGHTER IS CALLING FOR YOU ♪ 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ - ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪ 17 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ DOWN AT OUR RENDEZVOUS ♪ 18 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,205 ♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪ 19 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,457 CHRISSY, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, I WANT YOU TO HEAR THIS. 20 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,121 - WHAT? - IT'S FOR THE ROPER'S PARTY TONIGHT, OKAY? 21 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,730 ♪ STANLEY AND HELEN ♪ 22 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,267 ♪ YOUR ANNIVERSARY'S TODAY TWO, THREE, FOUR ♪ 23 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,702 ♪ STANLEY AND HELEN ♪ 24 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,004 ♪ WE'VE COME TO LAUGH AND TO PLAY. ♪ 25 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,274 JANET, I DON'T THINK SO. 26 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,309 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 27 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,401 WHAT, SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE "ROLL OUT THE BARREL." 28 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,952 - IT IS "ROLL OUT THE BARREL." - IT IS NOT. 29 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:52,355 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY "BARREL" ONCE. 30 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,725 CHRISSY, COME ON, I KNOW THAT. 31 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:59,096 I CHANGED THE WORDS ON PURPOSE. 32 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,298 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO WRITE... YOU KNOW, 33 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,533 A SONG OR SOMETHING FOR THE ROPERS FOR TONIGHT. 34 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:07,226 - OH. - AN ANNIVERSARY'S A VERY SPECIAL EVENT, YOU KNOW? 35 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,074 CAN'T BE THAT SPECIAL. THEY HAVE ONE EVERY YEAR. 36 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,697 (snorts, laughs) 37 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,984 - ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT? - YEAH. 38 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,987 OKAY. LET'S SEE... ♪ STANLEY... ♪ 39 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,323 - OH, I GOT ONE! - WHAT, WHAT? 40 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,891 ♪ BE KIND TO THE ROPERS TODAY ♪ 41 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:32,028 ♪ 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW IT'S THEIR ANNIVERSRAY... ♪ 42 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,153 "SRAY"? 43 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,100 "ANNIVERSRAY"? HA-HA-HA. 44 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,436 I THINK YOU BETTER KEEP WORKING ON THAT ONE. 45 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,538 - IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS. - MINE RHYMED, OKAY? 46 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:45,242 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. DID YOU REMIND ROPER THAT HE HAS TO FIX THE REFRIGERATOR? 47 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,710 - EVERYTHING IS FREEZING IN THERE! - YEAH, RELAX. 48 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,979 - HE SAID HE'D BE UP TODAY. - OH, GOOD. 49 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,216 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED POURING FROZEN MILK ON CEREAL? 50 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,941 IT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD RICE KRISPIES GO SNAP, CRACKLE AND BURR. 51 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,458 JACK, HELP US WRITE A SONG FOR THE ROPER'S PARTY. 52 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,926 - Jack: HUH? - Janet: YES, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. LOOK, 53 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,762 WE'RE TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SONG 54 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,031 THAT WILL BE JUST RIGHT FOR THE ROPER'S MARRIAGE. 55 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:11,415 HOW ABOUT "STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT"? 56 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,339 HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A CHEER INSTEAD OF A SONG. 57 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,609 - YOU THINK SO? LIKE WHAT THOUGH? - CHEER? 58 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,945 UMM... OKAY, OKAY. 59 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,949 ♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT WHO DO WE APPRECIATE THE ROPERS ♪ 60 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:30,141 ♪ THE ROPERS, YEAH, THE ROPERS. ♪ (giggles) 61 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,990 THAT WAS FANTASTIC, CHRISSY? 62 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,926 - (laughing) - (Chrissy laughing) 63 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,850 YOU MEAN... 64 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,969 NO KIDDING, JACK. NO KIDDING. YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THOSE WORDS? 65 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,272 - WHAT WORDS? - OH, JACK. 66 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:53,142 - YOU WANNA MAKE A BIG HIT AT THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY? - YEAH. 67 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,346 I GOT JUST THE THING... I WILL BAKE A TREMENDOUS CAKE 68 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,781 AND YOU AND CHRISSY WILL JUST JUMP OUT OF IT. 69 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,551 - HEY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. - IN THE NUDE. 70 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,621 - NOT FUN. - OKAY, I GOT A BETTER IDEA. 71 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,456 I'LL STILL BAKE THE TREMENDOUS CAKE, 72 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,292 YOU'LL STILL JUMP OUT OF IT, BUT YOU'LL HAVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON. 73 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,928 EVERYBODY ELSE AT THE PARTY'LL BE NUDE. HOW ABOUT THAT? 74 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,231 - JACK. - JACK, THAT IS NOT A BETTER IDEA. 75 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,866 OKAY, BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN. I'LL START THE FROSTING, 76 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,868 YOU GET UNDRESSED. (mimics tearing) 77 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,892 (screams) 78 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:27,310 YOU KNOW, MR. ROPER, I'VE BEEN A REAL ESTATE AGENT FOR MANY YEARS, 79 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,247 BUT THIS IS THE FASTEST SALE I'VE EVER MADE. 80 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:34,150 WELL, I'VE OWNED THAT OLD APARTMENT HOUSE LONG ENOUGH. 81 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,120 - BESIDES, I KNOW THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR. - OH, I CAN SEE THAT. 82 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:40,189 THE MINUTE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN GET FOR THE BUILDING... 83 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,792 WELL, WHEN IT'S RIGHT, I ACT FAST. 84 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,561 YOU SURE DO. 85 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:48,298 YOU WERE READY TO SIGN THE MOMENT YOU REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS. 86 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,800 HEY, WHEN DO I GET THE MONEY? 87 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:54,003 WELL, DON'T YOU WANT YOUR ATTORNEY TO LOOK THESE PAPERS OVER FIRST? 88 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,374 NO, NO, I'LL DO IT MYSELF. I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE HIGH-PRICED LAWYERS, 89 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,765 BUT WHY BLOW 10 BUCKS WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO? 90 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:06,449 UH-HUH. WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY. 91 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,407 THIS IS YOUR COPY. 92 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,121 CAN YOU BRING THE CHECK BY MY PLACE TONIGHT? 93 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,157 OH, CERTAINLY, BUT I THOUGHT 94 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,393 YOU WERE KEEPING THIS AS A SECRET FROM YOUR WIFE. 95 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,162 JUST TILL TONIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE AN ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE. 96 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:23,366 OH, WHY DON'T WE DRINK A TOAST TO THE SALE OF YOUR BUILDING? 97 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,691 GOOD IDEA. I'LL GET SOME MORE WINE. 98 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,109 - FORGET THE TOAST. MY WIFE IS HERE. - WHAT? 99 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,743 YOU BETTER GET OUT. YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE. 100 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:37,280 OH, OH, OH... OKAY, OKAY. 101 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:40,639 JUST A MINUTE. HERE'S THE CHECK. YOU CAN PAY THIS AT THE BAR. 102 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:55,064 STANLEY, WHO IS THAT WOMAN? 103 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,066 HELEN, WHAT A SURPRISE! 104 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,068 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 105 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,339 STANLEY, I SAW YOU WITH THAT WOMAN. 106 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,007 YOU DID? OH, YOU MEAN THAT WOMAN? 107 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,310 OH, SHE JUST STOPPED BY TO ASK DIRECTIONS. 108 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,880 AND STAYED FOR LUNCH? 109 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,538 HELEN, WHAT WOULD I DO WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? 110 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,556 BEATS ME. 111 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,225 ESPECIALLY ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. 112 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,527 OH, STANLEY, I'M SO EXCITED 113 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,996 ABOUT THE PARTY TONIGHT. (giggles) 114 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,998 AND I'M JUST SO GLAD 115 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,668 THAT YOU WANTED TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY THIS YEAR. 116 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:35,527 - EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT, I GET ROMANTIC. - WILL YOU... SHH. 117 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,642 THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT PLACE TO TALK ABOUT SEX. 118 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,299 PEOPLE ARE EATING! 119 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,517 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M GONNA TEACH YOU 120 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,619 HOW TO MAKE A TRIPLE LAYER CAKE. ARE YOU ALL SET? 121 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,621 - MM-HMM. - LESSON NUMBER ONE... 122 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,945 THE EGG. PICK UP YOUR EGG. 123 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,027 - (giggling) - JANET, JANET WORK WITH US, OKAY? 124 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:01,030 JUST WORK WITH US. THANK YOU. HOLD THE EGG, 125 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:04,890 LOOK AT IT, MAKE THE EGG YOUR FRIEND. 126 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,593 READY? NOW CRACK YOUR FRIEND. 127 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,409 OOH, OOH, OOH. 128 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:16,501 IN THE BOWL, JANET. THE COOKS ALWAYS PUT EVERYTHING IN THE BOWL. 129 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,717 EXCEPT THE EGGSHELLS, CHRISSY. WANT TO WORK ON THAT? 130 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,220 OH, JACK. LOOK, WHY DON'T WE JUST FORGET ABOUT THE EGGS? 131 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,055 YEAH, WHAT DO WE NEED THEM FOR ANYWAY? 132 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,581 BECAUSE A CAKE WITHOUT EGGS IS CALLED A FRISBEE. 133 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:35,364 - WHEN ARE WE GETTING TO THE FROSTING? - ONE THING A TIME, JANET. 134 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,935 THIS CAKE IS GONNA BE SO BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WRAP IT UP AS A PRESENT. 135 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,004 OKAY. PRESENT! OH, MY GOSH, 136 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,074 WE'VE BEEN SO BUSY WRITING THIS SONG AND THINKING ABOUT THE CAKE 137 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,043 WE FORGOT TO GET THE ROPERS A PRESENT. 138 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,011 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA GET THEM? 139 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,980 I DON'T KNOW, BUT THERE MUST BE SOMETHING 140 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,149 MRS. ROPER'S BEEN WANTING FOR A LONG TIME. 141 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,184 YEAH, BUT I THINK SHE WANTS IT FROM MR. ROPER. 142 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,487 - (laughs) - (doorbell rings) 143 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,489 - YOU ARE TERRIBLE. - I'LL GET IT. 144 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,558 OOH, I GOT AN IDEA, JACK. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT. 145 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,494 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? WHAT ABOUT A PLANT FROM DOWN AT MY SHOP? 146 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,796 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. I LIKE THAT. - ME TOO. 147 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,665 - IT'S THOUGHTFUL. - AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 148 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,622 All: AND IT'S CHEAP. 149 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,606 - HI, MR. ROPER. - HI. I CAME UP TO FIX THE REFRIGERATOR. 150 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,943 OH, THANK YOU, MR. ROPER. I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO DO IT ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY. 151 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,212 IT'S NO PROBLEM. IT'S THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA FIX IT ANYWAY. 152 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,915 WHAT?! PARDON ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 153 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,018 NOTHING, NOTHING. JUST THERE ARE GONNA SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE... 154 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,942 PRETTY SOON. 155 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,624 CH... 156 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,726 - WHAT'D HE MEAN BY THAT? - I DON'T KNOW, 157 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,161 - BUT LET'S GO FIND OUT. - WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? 158 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,164 MR. ROPER, 159 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,667 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE REFRIGERATOR THERE? 160 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,136 - IT'S JUST YOUR THERMOSTAT. - OH. 161 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,238 MR. ROPER, WE WERE JUST WONDERING... 162 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,975 WHAT YOU MEANT THERE... 163 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,611 ABOUT... THERE'RE GONNA BE SOME CHANGES MADE AROUND HERE. 164 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,846 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, JANET, 165 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,949 SOMEBODY YOU KNOW IS GOING TO BE MOVING OUT. 166 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,718 - WHO? - THAT'S A SECRET. 167 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,586 I'LL TELL YOU AT THE ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 168 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,022 THAT'S WHEN I'M GONNA TELL HELEN. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 169 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,357 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... - YEAH, BUT MR. ROPER, 170 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,961 CAN'T YOU EVEN GIVE US A LITTLE TINY HINT ON WHO'S MOVING OUT, PLEASE? 171 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,831 WELL, THERE'S AN OLD NAVY SAYING, CHRISSY, 172 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:18,001 THAT NO MATTER HOW OFTEN A MAN SALES ON A SHIP, 173 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,560 THERE FINALLY COMES A TIME WHEN HE'S GONNA LEAVE HER. 174 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:26,565 BYE, KIDS. ♪ ANCHOR'S AWAY... ♪ 175 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:32,314 - WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? - I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 176 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,651 I FIGURED OUT HIS SECRET. 177 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,687 - I FIGURED OUT HIS SECRET. - CHRISSY, WHAT IS IT? 178 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,689 WEREN'T YOU TWO PAYING ATTENTION? 179 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,646 - Jack: TELL US. - Janet: WHAT, PLEASE? 180 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,017 MR. ROPER'S GONNA LEAVE THE NAVY. 181 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,801 - THE CHILD NEEDS HELP. - YES. 182 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,304 CHRISSY, MR. ROPER IS NOT IN THE NAVY. 183 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,340 HE'S JUST SAID HE'S GONNA LEAVE A SHIP. 184 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:02,278 - MR. ROPER DOESN'T HAVE A SHIP. - YES, HE DOES. 185 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,869 - HUH? - THE S.S. MRS. ROPER. 186 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,150 OH, NO. YOU MEAN... 187 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,687 - HE'S GOING TO LEAVE HER?! - YEAH. 188 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,122 - WHAT A ROTTEN THING TO DO! - YEAH. 189 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,080 HE NEVER EVEN TOOK US FOR A SAIL. 190 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,905 BOY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I CAN'T BELIEVE ROPER'S LEAVING HIS WIFE. 191 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,173 AFTER 22 YEARS. 192 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,142 I WONDER WHY. 193 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,278 NINE TIMES OUT OF 10 IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN. 194 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,082 COME ON, JACK, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MR. ROPER. 195 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,206 OH, YEAH. I WONDER WHAT IT IS THE OTHER TIME. 196 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,788 JACK, WE HAVE TO TALK TO THEM. 197 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,458 - AND SAY WHAT? - WELL, WE'LL... 198 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,262 CHRISSY, YOUR FATHER'S A MINISTER. WHAT DOES HE SAY TO COUPLES IN TROUBLE? 199 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,832 HE TELLS THEM TO KEEP THE BABY. 200 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,123 (laughs) 201 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,777 LOOK, THE VERY LEAST WE CAN DO 202 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,812 IS GO DOWN AND TALK TO MRS. ROPER. 203 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,381 OH, JANET, WHY? SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT IT YET. 204 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:16,119 EXACTLY, WE CAN HELP SOFTEN THE BLOW. WE ARE HER FRIENDS. 205 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,821 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 206 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,924 WE OWE IT TO HER, EVEN IF SHE WILL HATE US FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES. 207 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,893 - YEAH. - JUST TRY TO BREAK IT TO HER GENTLY. 208 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,494 - ME? - YEAH. 209 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,363 WHAT? HOW COME YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL HER? 210 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,198 - OH, I WOULDN'T DO IT RIGHT. - WHY NOT?! 211 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,233 - 'CAUSE I'M A MAN. - (groans) 212 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,235 YOU'RE ALSO A CHICKEN. 213 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,604 JANET, JANET, HE'S RIGHT. 214 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,007 TELLING MRS. ROPER'S A WOMAN'S JOB. 215 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,276 - OH, I GUESS SO. - LET ME KNOW HOW SHE TAKES IT. 216 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,344 WHAT?! CHRISSY, COME HERE! 217 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,748 - YOU'RE GOING WITH ME. - I CAN'T. DIVORCES MAKE ME SO SAD I CRY. 218 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,417 IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE A WHOLE BOX OF TISSUE. COME ON. 219 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,386 WAIT. WHAT ABOUT THIS TRIPLE LAYER CAKE? 220 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,254 - I HELP YOU. - NO, JACK CAN HANDLE THAT. 221 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,638 CHICKENS LOVE WORKING WITH EGGS. 222 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,269 (mimicking) "CHICKENS LOVE WORKING WITH EGGS." 223 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:05,601 ♪ OH HOW WE DANCE SAMBA ♪ 224 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,370 (off key) ♪ NIGHT ♪ 225 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,372 ♪ WHERE... ♪ 226 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,464 - (doorbell rings) - ♪ IT'S OPEN. ♪ 227 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,646 (screams) HI, GIRLS, HI. 228 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,548 - COME ON IN. - OKAY. 229 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,450 - (Mrs. Roper chuckles) - (Janet moans) 230 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,920 JUST GETTING THE PLACE READY FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT. 231 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,944 OH. STAY! 232 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,992 MRS. ROPER, IS YOUR HUSBAND HOME? 233 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,994 NO, NO, HE WENT OUT. 234 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,198 OH, THAT MAN HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY! 235 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,667 THIS IS GONNA BE ONE ANNIVERSARY I'LL NEVER FORGET. 236 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,759 (sobbing) 237 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,030 CHRISSY, SMILE. 238 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,980 MRS... 239 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,218 MRS. ROPER, WE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR ANNIVERSARY. 240 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,453 - OH, I'D LOVE TO. - Janet: GOOD. 241 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,589 OH, I WANNA SHOW YOU THE SURPRISE I BOUGHT FOR STANLEY. 242 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,458 (sobbing) 243 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,415 SHH, SHH. 244 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,099 - CHRISSY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 245 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,168 OH. HERE, LOOK AT IT. 246 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,138 - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - OH, YEAH. 247 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,930 STANLEY ALWAYS WANTED A WATCH DRESSY ENOUGH FOR BOWLING. 248 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,646 HERE, CHRISSY, READ THE INSCRIPTION ON THE BACK. 249 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,937 - GO AHEAD... SHH. - (sobs) 250 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,419 "TO MY DEAR STANLEY, 251 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,022 FOR THE YEARS WE'VE HAD 252 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,591 AND THE GOOD TIMES TO COME..." 253 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,727 (crying loudly) 254 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,052 - (Janet grunting) - (Chrissy whimpers) 255 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,968 I DIDN'T' KNOW IT WAS SO TOUCHING. 256 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,737 (grunts) GIVE ME THIS, CHRISSY. GIVE IT TO ME. 257 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,140 MRS. ROPER, IT'S VERY TOUCHING. 258 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,778 MRS. ROPER, I THINK... AHEM... 259 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,815 I TH... I THINK YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN. 260 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,884 - WHAT IS IT, JANET? - WELL, 261 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,142 MRS. ROPER, UM... 262 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,747 THE TRUTH IS... (softly) GOD. 263 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,484 I JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU'RE WEARING YOUR HAIR. 264 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,866 - JANET, TELL HER! - I CAN'T. 265 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,634 - YOU TELL HER, CHRISSY. - (gasps) 266 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,103 YES, YOU CAN. YES, YOU CAN. YOUR FATHER IS A MINISTER. 267 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,194 IT'LL GO GREAT. 268 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,244 - Janet: SEE HOW GOOD IT'S GOING? - (Chrissy groans) 269 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:32,815 WELL, MRS. ROPER, SEE... 270 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,584 THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE, 271 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,553 TWOS AND ONES. 272 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,822 SOMETIMES TWO ONES BECOME A TWO 273 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,992 AND OTHER TIMES ONE OF THE ONES OF THE TWO GETS TIRED OF BEING A TWO 274 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,994 AND WANTS TO BECOME A ONE AGAIN. 275 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,263 NOT THAT THE OTHER ONE OF THE TWO ISN'T A NICE ONE. 276 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,889 IT'S JUST THAT TWO ONES CAN'T BE A TWO WITHOUT THE ONE. 277 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,097 SEE? 278 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,444 NO. 279 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,914 (sobs) 280 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,838 CHRISSY, CHRISSY, CHRISSY. 281 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,254 TWO BEERS, JIM. THANKS. 282 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,256 JACK, I'M A BUSY MAN. DO YOU MIND TELLING ME 283 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,391 WHY YOU DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE? 284 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,760 WELL, MR. ROPER, I HAVE TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU 285 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,363 - MAN TO MAN. - OKAY. 286 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,520 WHEN DOES YOUR MAN GET HERE? 287 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:29,305 MR. ROPER, LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOUR SURPRISE IS FOR TONIGHT. 288 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,908 - YOU DO?! - YEAH, AND I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MISTAKE. 289 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,943 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE LEAVING? 290 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,512 I KNOW WHAT I'M LEAVING, 291 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,536 AN OLD EYE SORE THAT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF TAKING CARE OF. 292 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,789 COME ON, MR. ROPER, YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT. 293 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,691 YOU WANNA BET? YOU COME DOWNSTAIRS WITH ME SOME TIME. 294 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,782 I'LL SHOW YOU A SAGGING FOUNDATION. 295 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,332 NO, THANKS, I'D... I'D RATHER NOT. 296 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,267 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS, JIM. 297 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,037 MR. ROPER, MAYBE I'M NOT GOING ABOUT THIS IN THE RIGHT WAY. 298 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,205 YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE... I MEAN, 299 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,408 SHE'S... SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN. 300 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,176 SO? 301 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,079 SO BEFORE YOU PULL YOUR SURPRISE ON HER TONIGHT, 302 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,248 WHY DON'T YOU... TRY AGAIN? 303 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,372 TRY WHAT? 304 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,255 WELL, A LITTLE ROMANCE WOULDN'T HURT. 305 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,546 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SWEET TALK, SOFT MUSIC AND... 306 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,752 YOU KNOW. A LITTLE WHOOPEE. 307 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,733 WHOOPEE? 308 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,769 SURE. RIGHT NOW. 309 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,438 - NOW? - YEAH. 310 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,840 BUT IT'S STILL LIGHT OUT. 311 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,676 IT'S YOUR ANNIVERSARY. 312 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,279 OH, WELL. 313 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,148 - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. - I KNOW I AM. LET'S GO. 314 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,584 NOT YET. 315 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,987 JIM, TWO DOUBLE SCOTCHES. 316 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,810 OH. 317 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,082 - AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE? - (whistles) 318 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,792 HELEN. 319 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,974 WHERE ARE YOU? 320 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,976 Helen: I'M IN THE KITCHEN, STANLEY, 321 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,112 AND I WANNA TALK TO YOU. 322 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,269 ME TOO. 323 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,517 COME ON OUT HERE, HELEN. 324 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:39,101 STANLEY, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS. 325 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,059 HI. 326 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,473 WHAT? 327 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,963 HI. 328 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,712 LOOK, STANLEY, THE GIRLS JUST TOLD ME SOMETHING THAT... 329 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,681 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE. 330 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,385 I NEVER REALIZED HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK IN BLUE. 331 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,621 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW. 332 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,991 I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER, BUT YOU NEVER WORE THAT DRESS BEFORE. 333 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,993 DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF ME, STANLEY. 334 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,917 I'M NOT, I'M NOT. 335 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,722 HELEN, COME ON, LET'S GO IN THE... 336 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,305 IN THE BATHROOM? 337 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,596 NO, THE BEDROOM. 338 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,099 WHY? 339 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,535 YOU KNOW, HELEN. 340 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,057 YOU WANT US TO GO IN THE BEDROOM 341 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,448 SO YOU CAN MAKE IT RAIN? 342 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,297 NO. 343 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,200 LOOK, STANLEY, I KNOW WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING, 344 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:48,704 BUT... I WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE. 345 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,706 SO YOU JUST BETTER START TALKING. 346 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,442 THE TRUTH IS I WANT YOU TO GO IN THERE WITH ME 347 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,666 SO WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 348 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,769 NOW?! 349 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,674 WHY NOT? IT MIGHT THE LAST TIME FOR US IN THAT BEDROOM. 350 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,257 THEN THE GIRLS WERE RIGHT. 351 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,726 COME ON, HELEN, YOU CAN RUB MY BACK AND EVERYTHING. 352 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,162 YOU'RE AN ANIMAL! 353 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,897 - HELEN. - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? 354 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,534 - I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT. - (doorbell rings) 355 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,003 (yelling) IT'S OPEN! 356 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,106 All three: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! 357 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,175 I HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, 358 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,879 YOU... YOU... YOU TWO-TIMING CRUMB. 359 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,382 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU GOT THEM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 360 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,817 I DID. THEY'RE FIGHTING TOGETHER. 361 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,720 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - YOU GIRLS WERE RIGHT ABOUT HIM. 362 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,090 - HE IS LEAVING ME FOR ANOTHER WOMAN. - WHAT?! 363 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,959 - HELLO. - (gasps) 364 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,450 SHE'S THE OTHER WOMAN. 365 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,556 OH, I GUESS YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR LITTLE SURPRISE. 366 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,239 DARN RIGHT I DID, HONEY. 367 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,810 - AND JUST IN TIME TOO. - MR. ROPER, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN. 368 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,469 THIS ISN'T A WOMAN. THIS IS MRS. DAWSON. 369 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,118 - SHE'S MARRIED. - OH, CHRISSY, I WONDER IF HER HUSBAND KNOWS. 370 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,510 OF COURSE HE KNOWS. HE MUST'VE BEEN AT THE WEDDING. 371 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,827 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP IT FROM YOU. 372 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,163 I MEAN, WE HAD TO MEET IN ALL SORTS OF WEIRD PLACES 373 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,131 SO YOU WOULDN'T FIND OUT... 374 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,767 YOU KNOW, COFFEE SHOPS, PARK BENCHES. 375 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,270 YEAH, I'LL BET YOU DID. 376 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:31,907 AND ONCE EVEN IN YOUR HUSBAND'S CAR. OH GOD, WAS THAT UNCOMFORTABLE! 377 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,564 OH... 378 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,247 MR. ROPER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 379 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,249 THIS IS MY REAL ESTATE AGENT. 380 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,051 WHO CARES IF SHE'S YOUR BUTCHER? IT'S STILL WRONG! 381 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,590 - YOU'RE ALL WRONG. - WHAT IS EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT? 382 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,382 THEY THINK THAT YOU AND I ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR. 383 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,989 OH, PEOPLE, PLEASE! 384 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,498 I'M IN REAL ESTATE, NOT RECYCLING. 385 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,349 SO, STANLEY, IF... 386 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,618 IF THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON, THEN... 387 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,155 WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SNEAKING AROUND WITH YOUR REAL ESTATE AGENT? 388 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,157 IT WAS AN ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE... 389 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,593 FOR YOU, HELEN. 390 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,629 FOR ME?! 391 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,898 - THEN... THEN YOU TWO AREN'T... - NO, NO, NO. 392 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,601 - Mrs. Dawson: NO, NO, NO. - WAIT. I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE. 393 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,236 - WHAT IS THIS BIG SURPRISE? - YEAH! 394 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,305 - YOU'RE READY? - Janet and Jack: YES! 395 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,363 HELEN, I SOLD THE BUILDING. 396 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,444 WHAT BUILDING? 397 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,967 THIS BUILDING! 398 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,549 THIS BUILDING? 399 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,840 YOU SOLD THIS BUILDING?! 400 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,356 THAT WE'VE LIVED IN FOR 14 YEARS 401 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,625 WITHOUT CONSULTING ME? 402 00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,061 THIS IS MY HOME TOO, STANLEY! 403 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,998 I HAPPEN TO LIKE IT HERE AND I'M NOT MOVING! 404 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,589 AND THIS IS HOW MUCH YOU GOT FOR IT. 405 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,830 OH, WHAT THE HELL, WE WERE DUE FOR A CHANGE ANYWAY. 406 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,079 - CONGRATULATIONS, MRS. ROPER. - (Mrs. Roper laughs) 407 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,549 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO BOTH OF YOU. 408 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,651 I'D BETTER BE RUNNING ALONG. BYE-BYE. 409 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,754 - Mr. Roper: THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MRS. DAWSON. - UH-HUH. 410 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:28,123 (Mrs. Roper continues laughing) 411 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,158 MR. ROPER, 412 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,895 - YOU... YOU'RE REALLY GONNA MOVE? - YEAH. 413 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,798 THIS IS SO SUDDEN! 414 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,535 YOU'RE THE ONLY LANDLORDS I EVER HAD. 415 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:43,872 BOY, UH... I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU. 416 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,041 - OH, JANET. - Chrissy: I'LL MISS YOU TOO.. 417 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:50,100 (laughing) I'M GONNA MISS YOU TOO. 418 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,049 OH, AND YOU TOO, MR. ROPER. 419 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,485 WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M GONNA MISS THEM BOTH TOO. 420 00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:00,689 - HEY, MRS. ROPER... - OH, JACK. 421 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,314 - WE'LL SEND EACH OTHER CHRISTMAS CARDS. - YEAH, LET'S DO. 422 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,825 OH, WHAT THE HELL. 423 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,983 WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? 424 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,652 - COME ON, LET'S START THE PARTY. - I GOT A CAKE, MRS. ROPER. 425 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,554 OH, YEAH, YEAH. HEY, STANLEY... 426 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,690 STANLEY, GO GET THE PLATES FOR THE CAKE, OKAY? 427 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,925 - YOU BAKED IT YOURSELF? - YES, I DID. 428 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,828 - OH, THAT'S SO DARLING. - THIS IS FOR YOU AND MR. ROPER FROM US. 429 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,431 - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, KIDS. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 430 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,333 OH, THANK YOU. THAT'S SO NICE. 431 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,505 IT... IT'S GONNA BE SO DIFFERENT AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU. 432 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,608 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH. HEY, LISTEN, 433 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,377 WITH MR. ROPER GONE, THAT MEANS I'M FREE, 434 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,680 NO MORE MASQUERADING, NO MORE HIDING THE FACT THAT I GO FOR GIRLS. 435 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,849 - SO LOOK OUT. - THAT'S RIGHT. 436 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,818 BUT WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, JACK. 437 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,587 WILL THE NEW LANDLORDS LET TWO GIRLS AND A GUY LIVE TOGETHER? 438 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,456 OH, DON'T WORRY, I TOOK CARE OF THAT. 439 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,081 - YOU DID? - YEAH, I TOLD THEM YOU ARE GAY. 440 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,663 (theme music playing) 441 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,160 Ritter's voice: "THREE'S COMPANY" WAS VIDEOTAPED 442 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,117 IN FRONT OF A STUDIO AUDIENCE. 32415

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