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♪♪♪
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Felix >> How's your shoulder?
Hayley >> Oh, I'll live.
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This Versy is a lot
tougher that he looks.
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Jake >> A Versy?
A shape-shifter?
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These things are
incredibly dangerous.
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>> Ah, congratulations, Jake.
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Looks like somebody's finally
been reading the manual.
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>> I've been reading
the manual all along.
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And I started with the V section
because it's the shortest.
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Now let me see it.
>> All right.
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but it's pretty horrifying.
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[gurgles]
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>> That's the deadly Versy?
>> Deadly...
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[Versy farts]
and also needs changing.
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>> Ah, hey, where are
we going to keep him?
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>> QB-11 is empty.
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Why don't you guys clear that
out and I'll check him in.
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>> You're okay alone with him?
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>> Hah, come on, Jake.
Look at him.
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It's a baby.
Plus, I'm armed.
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♪♪♪
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[scanner beeps]
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♪♪♪
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Vercingetorix.
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Shape-shifter.
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Approximately 200 years old...
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and deadly.
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[gurgles]
Oh, ah ha.
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[Versy snarls]
Yeah, yup.
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>> So what are you
doing this weekend?
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>> Well, homework
in all my classes,
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plus tickets to
a symphony tomorrow,
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a chess tournament on Sunday,
but it's not being ranked
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so I might just blow it off
and go rock climbing instead.
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Why, what are you doing?
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>> Well, there's ah,
there's a smell in my room
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that I'd like to track down.
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>> Fascinating.
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[ring tone of Phoebe's singing]
♪ I'm a dork, I'm a dork ♪
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♪ I'm a dork, dork, dork
I'm a dork, I'm a dork ♪
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♪ I'm a dork, dork, dork ♪
>> Phoebe!
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What did I tell you about
playing with my ring tones?
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>> You said you'd
teach me magic today.
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>> I know, I know.
I'll be home soon.
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You're not in my room, are you?
>> No.
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Why does it smell
so bad in here?
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>> Just don't touch
any of my things, okay?
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Phoebe >> Don't flatter
yourself, Jakey.
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See you at home.
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♪♪♪
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[clatter]
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♪♪♪
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[crash]
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♪♪♪
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[monster growls]
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[Felix groans]
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[monster roars]
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>> What?
He's tougher than he looks.
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>> See?
>> He reached through the bars.
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His arms turned into a hammer.
He hit me and broke the scanner.
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It really hurts.
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But, lucky for us,
I always keep a spare.
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[whack]
Doh!
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[Versy giggles]
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Well, that's a bummer.
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Jake >> Okay, come on, you.
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>> Okay, later, Jake.
>> Later.
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>> Our monster's well-named
since, as a shape-shifter,
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it's very 'Versy-tile'.
[laughs]
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>> You just...never
stop, do you?
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Felix >> Ah, it's a gift.
And a curse.
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>> Um-hm.
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Jake >> Locked down
nice and tight.
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>> Awesome, have a
great weekend, dude.
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[alarm sounds]
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>> It's the Versy.
I can't see a thing.
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It must have disabled
the surveillance cameras.
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Hayley >> All right, I'm
going to check the cells.
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>> Hayley, wait!
>> What's going on?
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>> We put the Vercingetorix
in QB-11
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and there might
be a disturbance.
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>> Immediate Code Red lockdown!
Nothing goes in or out.
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Now!
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Computer >> Lockdown
procedure initiated.
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♪♪♪
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[gurgles]
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>> Mr. Stockley,
I think the Versy
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is in some kind of cocoon.
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Stockley >> It's a
lot worse than that.
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The Vercingetorix
is a shape-shifter.
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It puts is victim in a cocoon
and assumes the victims shape.
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Jake >> Wait, what
does that mean?
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>> One of you is in that cocoon.
And one of you is the monster.
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♪♪♪
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Computer >> Danger.
Alien organism infiltration.
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Danger. Lockdown.
Danger. Lockdown.
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Danger. Lockdown.
Danger. Lockdown...
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♪♪♪
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Hayley >> I don't understand,
Mr. Stockley.
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How can one of us be a monster?
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Stockley >> It's
a shape-shifter.
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It can imitate your body
perfectly, right down
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to the way you move and talk.
>> Oh, sure, but can he do this?
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>> Yes, but it probably
won't want to.
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>> I still don't understand
how this could have happened.
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We've all been here
together this whole time.
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>> Has anyone been
alone with it?
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>> We all have.
>> Then at some point
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the monster overpowered one
of you, put you in a cocoon
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and assumed your shape.
And, in a while,
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it will consume whoever's
in that cocoon and reproduce.
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>> Fine, I'm opening the
cocoon with my laser blade.
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>> Stop!
Tampering with the cocoon
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could be fatal
to whoever's inside.
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You're going to have to figure
this our without cutting it.
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[Nuss coughs]
Ah, Principal Nuss.
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Ah, just watching this
monkey roller skate.
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[laughs]
[Nuss grumbles]
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You're right, sir, that is more
appropriate on my own time.
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Felix >> Well, well, well.
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A mystery.
How delicious.
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>> Can't we just scan it?
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Felix >> Don't you
remember, Hayley?
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The monster broke it
when I checked him in.
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Twice.
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Or should I say,
one of you broke it.
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Jake >> Or you did.
Hayley >> Or you.
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Felix >> Okay, let's calm down
and let's figure this out
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so nobody gets hurt.
If you're really Jake,
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what's your grandma's name?
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>> Which one?
Helen or Dixie?
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>> You have a
grandma named Dixie?
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Hayley >> Felix, this only
works if you already know
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the answer to the question.
>> Ahh! That's right.
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I keep forgetting the rules.
Hayley!
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What's your favorite color?
>> Yale blue.
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>> Wrong!
It's robin's egg blue!
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>> Uh-ah, I want to go
to Yale so I changed it.
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Felix >> Okay, let's try this.
Who can name both my turtles?
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Very good.
They don't have human names.
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They only have turtlilian names.
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One's called Hahhhh Hahhhh
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and the other one's
name is Tyler.
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Hayley >> Okay, look, we have
to figure out another test.
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The real Jake is an excellent
artist, so, show us something.
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>> Fine.
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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>> Ahh.
[gulps]
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♪♪♪
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[glass shatters]
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♪♪♪
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[chuckles]
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>> I can't draw while you're
standing over me like that.
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One mistake and I'm toast.
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I need some privacy.
>> Nice try.
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Nobody leaves anybodies sight.
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>> Fine.
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Hayley >> Not bad.
Felix >> Hmm.
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>> You draw what you know.
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♪♪♪
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>> Ugh!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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>> Okay, let's figure this
out by using some logic.
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Let's start...
>> Jake is the monster.
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>> What? How?
>> Process of elimination.
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Jake, the real Jake,
is cocky, careless
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and would be an easy target.
>> What?
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Felix >> True.
But his unruffled attitude
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is the secret of his appeal.
Jake >> Thanks, Felix.
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And your high opinion
of me is good to know
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but it doesn't prove anything.
>> I know what happened.
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>> Let's hear it.
>> Do you remember when
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we left Jake alone to put
the monster in the cell?
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Jake was goofing
around as usual.
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[chuckles]
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[footsteps approach]
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>> What?
He is tougher than he looks.
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>> See?
>> He reached through the bars
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and his arm turned
into a hammer...
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Jake >> Baby!
♪ I'm gonna rock you ♪
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♪ And then I'm gonna
groove you ♪
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♪ And then I'm gonna twirl you ♪
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♪ And then I'm gonna rest
cause I'm tired ♪
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>> Jake?
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♪ Lady... ♪
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>> Hello?
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Hello!
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>> Huh?
Sorry.
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You guys go chill in the main
bay and I'll catch up with you.
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Poww poww!
[Versy gurlges]
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Hayley >> Ugh!
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>> Let's go, big baby dude.
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Sweet gig in here, bro.
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Hang some posters,
get some sweet speakers.
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Here, you can borrow
my Fist of Flame.
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He's fighting Professor Foot,
and he's all like...
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[grunts]
Hiii yaaa!
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[grunts and puffs]
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Dude, this is totally unreas!
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Hayley >> So, you cocoon
Jake and took his shape.
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Hands up!
>> No way!
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You really think I'd say
"Dude, totally unreas"?
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Like I'm too busy
to say "onable"?
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>> You do say "dude" a lot.
>> Dude, so does everybody.
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I mean, so...does...everybody.
We're wasting time!
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>> That's an awfully
good argument, Jake.
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Perhaps a little too good.
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Ooh, you're sounding awfully
smart all of the sudden.
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>> Wow, after all the
times I've saved you,
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gotten slimed with you
and now you accuse me
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of being a monster?
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Especially, because
I'm pretty sure...
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Hayley's the monster.
>> Ah, man.
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>> Obviously, I am
not the monster.
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Jake >> Really?
Because if I were a monster
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the first thing I'd do is point
my finger at someone else.
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Which you just did.
>> That does make sense.
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You would want me to turn
against Jake and then
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finish me off for yourself.
If you were the monster.
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>> Felix!
How can you even say that?
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>> And remember, Hayley
answered the alarm by herself.
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She was alone with
the monster in the cell.
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>> Uh-ah.
The monster was already gone
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by the time I got there.
[Felix gasps]
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>> We don't know that for sure.
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>> Here's how I see
it happening.
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♪♪♪
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Felix >> Hayley, listen!
He's stronger than he looks.
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He reached through
the bars and tried...
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Hayley >> Look, I don't
have time for this.
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I really have to go.
Jake, ah,
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you really need to
optimize that haircut.
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Felix, I typed out instructions
on how to fix the scanner, okay?
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I have to go.
I'll be at the hospital.
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I have surgery club.
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That's ridiculous!
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Okay, this school doesn't even
have a surgery club, Jake.
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Wait.
Does it?
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>> That's not
the important part.
248
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,341
When the alarm went off,
you ran back to the cells.
249
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,386
>> Look at this mess.
250
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,472
Spilled food attracts
cockroaches.
251
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,557
Is that what you want?
Cockroaches?
252
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,018
Aah!
And your bed!
253
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:53,022
Already a mess!
What kind of monster are you?
254
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,774
[cell phone rings]
Hi, Mr. Mayor...
255
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,526
You know, I'm in the middle
of something right now.
256
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,905
Can I call you back?
Great.
257
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,823
Ciao.
[smack]
258
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,074
Stand back.
259
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:07,620
I am going to show you how
to make the bed military-style.
260
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,705
It takes two minutes
and you'll use it
261
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,666
for the rest of your life.
[huff]
262
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:18,255
Ahh! Nooo!
Not my hair!
263
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,299
Ahhh!
264
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,426
[burp]
265
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,886
Jake >> You had just enough
time to cocoon Hayley
266
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:28,057
and take her shape before
me and Felix got there.
267
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,018
>> First, I'm offended that
you think that I'm that picky.
268
00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:34,313
Secondly, it's 'Felix and I'
not 'me and Felix'.
269
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,398
>> You're correcting my
grammar at a time like this.
270
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,525
Not even the real
Hayley is that obtuse.
271
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:39,443
>> Obtuse?
Ah ha ha.
272
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,404
That is not a Jake word.
273
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,906
>> I know, Herr Mueller
used it in the last issue
274
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,785
of 'Fists of Flame'.
>> Use it in a sentence.
275
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:51,872
>> "Captain Helsov, I find your
pedantic loquaciousness obtuse."
276
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,958
>> Do you understand
a word of that?
277
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,167
>> No.
>> He's got you there.
278
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,962
>> Don't take his side.
>> What's going on down there?
279
00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:00,005
Put those blasters down.
280
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,924
It's only a few minutes
before the monster destroys
281
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,426
whoever's in that cocoon.
>> Jake is the monster.
282
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,428
>> No, I'm not.
It's Hayley.
283
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,429
Stockley >> Hayley!
Jake!
284
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,390
Stop fighting!
285
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,268
[blast, zing, zing]
286
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,646
[boom]
287
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,273
Stop it!
Both of you.
288
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,401
♪♪♪
289
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:21,860
I'm the monster.
290
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:27,408
Stockley >> Felix?
What are you saying?
291
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,493
>> I'm saying I think it's me.
292
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,744
I'm the monster.
293
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:34,081
>> Oh, hello, Danielle,
bad news.
294
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,125
Considering what happened at
the front row of last years
295
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,209
carnival, your application
for fire juggling club
296
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,129
has been denied.
297
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,131
I'll talk to you later,
Mother Stockley.
298
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,133
>> How was that possible?
299
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,176
>> Well, I had my opportunities.
300
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,261
Here's what probably happened.
301
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,514
♪♪♪
302
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,558
This way, old man.
303
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,728
♪♪♪
304
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,105
We had a bit of a
rough go, didn't we?
305
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,357
Hayley, let's take at
look at that shoulder.
306
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,402
>> Ah, would you, Felix?
307
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,904
Oh, I'd be ever so grateful.
308
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:18,667
♪♪♪
309
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,421
Ah, the pain is gone.
310
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,090
Oh, Felix, you
truly are amazing.
311
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,178
>> You're awesome, buddy.
312
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,893
>> Rather.
Remarkable, old man.
313
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,187
[Stockley chuckles]
Felix >> Now, now.
314
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:41,106
Enough fooling about.
You two run along and clear
315
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,067
cell QB-11 while I stay here
and process the Versy.
316
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,195
Now, I'd like to get out of
here at a reasonable hour
317
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,864
to see all my girlfriends.
Jake >> Which ones, Felix?
318
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:53,744
Felix >> Oh, only
the Frrrrrench ones.
319
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,412
>> Eh, parle Francais
magnifique, Felix.
320
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,374
>> Ah, qui.
321
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:01,043
[giggles and laughs]
Jake >> What a great guy!
322
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,129
[chuckles]
>> Carry on, Stockley.
323
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,383
[Felix laughs]
324
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:09,343
♪♪♪
325
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,387
[Versy giggles]
326
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,347
♪♪♪
327
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,517
Well, well, well.
328
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,726
And then there were two...
329
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,728
>> May I just say
what an honor it is
330
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,773
to have been captured by you.
331
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,149
>> My dear monster,
this was a team effort.
332
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,237
Although I see you've gleaned
from that much of work,
333
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:32,658
by necessity, sits
on my broad shoulders.
334
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,077
>> I see.
Is that the poisonous snake?
335
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,079
Felix >> What?
336
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,249
[Felix groans]
337
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,918
I'll get you for
this, rapscallion!
338
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:47,589
Well...played...old chap.
339
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,758
>> You're completely deranged.
340
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,009
>> Nobody falls for those
"look over there" trick.
341
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,096
>> It could happen.
And it wasn't "look over there".
342
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,682
It was "poisonous snake."
343
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,475
>> Do you want
to be the monster?
344
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,102
>> No, but I do want the respect
of thinking that it's possible.
345
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,021
>> You've lost your mind.
Hayley >> Which would help you,
346
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,107
wouldn't it, Jake?
347
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,609
If Felix lost his mind, one
less Troop member to deal with
348
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,320
and you are closer to escaping.
349
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,948
Jake >> No, it wouldn't
help me, Hayley.
350
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,033
I'm going to need Felix
when it's finally time
351
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,411
to take you out.
352
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,080
>> You know what?
This isn't solving anything.
353
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,249
Because while we're fighting,
whoever's in that cocoon
354
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,460
is just that much
closer to being eaten.
355
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,462
Jake >> We better figure
this out because Phoebe's
356
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,630
looking for me right now.
If she starts asking around,
357
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,467
we're all in trouble.
358
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:36,805
♪♪♪
359
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,057
[smash]
360
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,145
>> Okay, let's say the monster
shape-shifted into me
361
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,564
then started walking
towards the cell
362
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,483
pretending to be me
escorting the monster.
363
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,651
>> Dude, it's impossible.
>> Dude, you just said "dude".
364
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,612
He just said "dude,"
I heard him.
365
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,655
>> Enough.
I can't sit around here
366
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,574
waiting to be eaten anymore.
>> Hayley!
367
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,534
What are you doing?
Hayley >> I'm going to open
368
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,661
this thing and we're going to
find out exactly who's in it.
369
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,497
Jake >> You heard what
Mr. Stockley said.
370
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,665
If you hurt the cocoon, it could
be fatal to whoever's inside.
371
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,709
>> Well, if we
don't do something,
372
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,920
it could be too late
for all of us.
373
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,339
[blaster powers up]
>> Drop the blade, Hayley.
374
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,341
>> Drop the blaster, Jake.
375
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,220
>> Drop it.
Both of you.
376
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:25,604
♪♪♪
377
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:26,647
>> I don't know what
she's doing, Felix,
378
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,608
but this is a trick.
379
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:30,859
The Versy is a very
smart monster.
380
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:34,112
How's your shoulder, Hayley?
381
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,865
>> It's fine.
>> It was the other shoulder.
382
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,659
>> No, was it?
383
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,620
Felix! Stop!
384
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,539
Look, he's just trying
to confuse us, okay.
385
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,707
He's the monster.
That's why he doesn't want us
386
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,501
to open up the cocoon.
Blast him!
387
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,628
>> Don't listen to her.
This isn't the Hayley we know.
388
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,588
>> I don't know, Jake.
The Hayley we know
389
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,590
is pretty bossy.
>> Felix,
390
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:55,384
don't you listen to him.
>> You see.
391
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,635
♪♪♪
392
00:18:56,718 --> 00:19:02,057
[dryer whirs]
393
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,270
♪♪♪
394
00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:13,277
[beeps]
395
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:19,283
[rings]
396
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,243
>> Decide, Felix.
>> I can't.
397
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,161
>> Well, you have to.
398
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,205
Whoever is in that cocoon
is toast and we're next.
399
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,291
And that is not going to happen.
400
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,376
[ring tone of Phoebe)
♪ I'm a dork, I'm a dork ♪
401
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,837
♪ I'm a dork, dork, dork ♪
>> Jake's phone!
402
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,089
I knew it.
>> You're the monster.
403
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,299
[deep voice] >> Just open
the doors and let me out
404
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,051
or it's over for your friend.
>> Can't do it.
405
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,303
>> Surrender and
nobody will get hurt.
406
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,097
Stockley >> What's going on?
Why are you pointing
407
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,265
the blasters.
>> Jake is the monster.
408
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,268
>> Let me out and you'll
get your human friend back!
409
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,854
>> Now see here, fellow, we
don't negotiate with monsters.
410
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:49,855
You return to your
cell immediately.
411
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,317
The doors remain closed.
Period.
412
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,277
[growl]
413
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,487
[zap, boom]
414
00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,615
[splat]
415
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:04,119
[Jake groans]
416
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:07,623
Felix >> Jake!
Hayley >> Are you okay?
417
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:10,125
>> I'm fine, but the
Versy's on the loose.
418
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,002
He shape-shifted
to look just like me.
419
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,129
Hayley and Felix,
check the cells.
420
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:16,214
New guy, you're with me.
421
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,133
Oh...
[growl]
422
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:23,805
♪♪♪
423
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:31,438
♪♪♪
424
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,440
>> I can't tell
who's the real Jake.
425
00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:34,483
>> I have a six sense
for these things.
426
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,277
[grunts]
427
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,989
I'm pretty sure that
guy's the monster.
428
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,116
>> Freeze, both of you.
429
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,368
Take a step apart.
430
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,333
>> Now, I want you both
to do that mirror bit
431
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,335
where one's the reflection
of the other.
432
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,379
Hayley >> How is
that going to help?
433
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,464
>> It's not.
It's just really entertaining.
434
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,383
>> I'm Jake.
>> I'm Jake.
435
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,343
>> Which is which?
>> I don't know.
436
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,387
>> Shoot us both.
>> That's crazy.
437
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,389
>> I'm serious.
Him and me are too much alike.
438
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:08,809
You can replace me, but if
this monster gets loose,
439
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,852
we haven't done our job.
440
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,312
[zap]
441
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:22,364
[groan]
442
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,324
>> How did you know?
443
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,368
>> He said "him and me."
It should be "he and I."
444
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,286
I corrected him once before.
445
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,455
The real Jake would have
known better than to make
446
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,416
the same mistake twice.
>> Huh?
447
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:34,376
>> Right?
448
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,752
>> Ah, in the future,
let's avoid shooting me
449
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,839
based on grammar.
450
00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:40,757
>> So what happened?
How did the Versy get you?
451
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,968
Jake >> Pretty easily.
452
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,845
>> Excuse me, is that
a poisonous snake?
453
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:46,096
♪♪♪
454
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:49,016
[groan]
Jake >> No! No!
455
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,977
He just flat out attacked me
456
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,062
and sprayed this cocoon
stuff in my face.
457
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,064
I got off a few good
punches though.
458
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,066
They're a lot tougher
than they look.
459
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,068
>> Well, it could have
happened to anyone.
460
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,820
>> Exactly.
>> I'm just glad you're okay.
461
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,740
[squish]
462
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,867
That was a mistake.
463
00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,036
♪♪♪
464
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,204
>> Well, I'm sorry I said all
those mean things about you
465
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:13,415
while you were in the cocoon.
>> No worries.
466
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,000
♪♪♪
467
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,545
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