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[sound of running, panting]
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♪ [Christmas music] ♪
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[laughter]
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>> It's been said that my best
quality is my sense of humour.
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>> Uh-uh.
I've been watching how you act
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at school and your best quality
is that you're all man,
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head to toe, stem to stern.
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>> Aw...
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[panting]
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I wish this date didn't have
to end, but Christmas Eve
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is tomorrow and I guess you'll
be spending it with your family.
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>> Ah, I don't have
any family left.
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We McCarthy's have
had a run of bad luck,
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avalanches, stampedes and,
recently, attacked by sharks...?
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But Nana Esther
went down fighting.
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>> Wow, that's really
good to hear...
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I mean, because maybe you'd want
to spend Christmas Eve with me.
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>> Let's.
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♪♪♪
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>> AHHH!
[pow!]
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[tires screech]
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AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
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>> It's okay, Stockley.
It was just a scarecrow.
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AHHHH! AHHHH!
AHHHH! AHHHH!
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>> Snap out of it!
It was just a stupid scarecrow.
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It's all right.
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Ah...AHHH! AHHH!
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AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
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>> Forget it.
I'm calling a cab.
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[Stockley continues screaming]
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[squish]
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Ohhh...ahhh...
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Oh.
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Linda!
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Come back!
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I'm all man again.
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Linda!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ [Christmas music] ♪
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Jake >> Aw, Phoebe,
an early Christmas present?
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You shouldn't have.
But since you did...
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>> Uh-uh.
Here's the deal, Jake.
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One of these Christmas
presents is amazing,
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and one of them stinks.
>> They'll average each
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other out.
>> Which one you get depends
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on what you give me
tomorrow for Christmas.
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Hint: It better
be an Ickie Doll.
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>> A who?
>> A red Ickie Doll.
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I've told you a million times.
>> Oh yeah, right.
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I got you one, don't worry.
It's taken care of.
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>> Really?
You got me an Ickie Doll?
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Jake >> Um-hum.
>> A real Ickie Doll?
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That's so great!
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Because they've been sold
out everywhere for weeks.
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And if you had to
actually get one now,
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it would require a huge
effort on your part.
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>> Effort.
Ouch.
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So, what's the good
present exactly?
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[slap]
>> It depends.
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If you get me the red
Ickie Doll, shown here,
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your present is something
I spent months collecting
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special codes to get.
But if you do what you did
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last year and re-gift
a pair of sock from Grandma...
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>> Special codes?
You got me the Super
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GameStation Seven?
>> I've already said too much.
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I swear, Jake, you better
have gotten me an Ickie Doll.
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And if you haven't, you'll get
the bad gift and it won't be
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returnable and I'll cry to Mom
and Dad until they make you
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wear it in public.
And if you think I'm kidding,
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try me.
>> Gotta go.
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Merry Christmas.
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>> Boys are so easily trained.
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>> [voice cracks]
Hi, Linda.
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[deep voice] Hey, baby.
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[dialing beeps]
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[phone rings]
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Linda [on answering machine]
>> If you're a real man,
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leave your message at the tone.
If you're a screaming Mimi,
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don't even bother.
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[beep]
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♪ [Christmas music] ♪
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[door rattles]
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>> They open in five minutes.
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What are you doing here?
>> Ickie Doll, for Phoebe.
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Hayley >> Okay, me too.
My mom collects them.
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I tried to buy one last week.
They sold out in less
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than 10 minutes.
Jake >> Are you kidding me?
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What do these things do?
Play music? Fly?
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>> Not everything has to be
electronic to be cool, Jake.
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>> [coughs] Wrong.
>> Ickie Dolls, it's all
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about the experience.
You get to adopt them,
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name them.
They even have a pen-pal
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program where your Ickie Doll
can write to other
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Ickie Dolls in other countries.
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Hey, where is everybody?
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Jake >> "In order to protect
the safety of our store
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employees, we have decided
to sell the Ickie Dolls
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straight from the truck.
Good luck, Merry Christmas
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and please donate to the
Jim Needs A New Eye Fund."
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♪♪♪
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[shouting crowd]
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>> This is a disaster.
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Jim >> Okay, people,
calm down, okay?
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Just calm down.
Pushing and shoving
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seems like a fun idea
until someone loses an eye.
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And it's not just
an expression, hmm?
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>> Let's make a pact.
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Whoever gets to the front
of the line first, buys two.
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>> Deal.
>> Come get your Ickie Dolls!
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Let's do this!
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[crowd cheers]
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>> Excuse me.
Excuse...excuse...
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Pardon me.
Jim >> There you go.
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There you go.
Jake >> Excuse me.
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[whack]
Oomph! Ahh...
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[crowd cheers and shouts]
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♪♪♪
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Jim >> I'm sorry, but we
are out of Ickie Dolls.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault.
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I just want to go
back to my family.
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Easy, little one.
Easy, easy.
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Back off!
Let go!
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>> Ah-ha, awesome.
Where's mine?
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>> Sorry, Hayley,
this was the last one.
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I know how much you really
want this for your mom, so...
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if you ever want to talk about
your feelings of not getting it,
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I'm here for you.
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Hee hee hee!
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>> I'm just saying, keeping
the doll wasn't very
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Christmassy of you.
>> It's totally Christmas...
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very Scrooge.
It's like your mom's getting
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a visit from the ghost of
You're An Adult And Wasting
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Your Life With Stupid Dolls.
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Whoa!
Felix, what did you do?
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>> Felix Navidad!
Welcome, to the annual live
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webcast of the Felix Garcia
Christmas Spectacular,
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starting in only six hours.
Can you believe it's my
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sixth year singing Christmas
carols to puppets?
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>> Yes.
Yes, I can.
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Felix >> And this year I added
a little something something.
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A big Christmas song
medley on the accordion.
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Is that awesome or what?
Check out my special guest.
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[click]
Robot voice >> Ho ho ho!
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>> Santa.
Robot >> Move to the center
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of the room and prepare
to be searched.
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[whack whack]
Felix >> Sorry, he's a modified
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guard-bot.
I've still got some
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bugs to work out.
>> If you're using
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the guard-bot, who's
guarding the monsters?
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>> That's what
the Gleegor's for.
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[gurgles]
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When there's trouble,
he emits an noxious smell.
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[Jake sniffs]
>> I think there's trouble.
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>> A different noxious smell.
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>> Well, I'm going to go
wrap this thing.
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Merry Christmas.
Hee hee hee.
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Stockley >> Looking good, Felix.
>> Oh, thanks, Mr. Stockley.
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This year's going
to be a great show.
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You're watching, right?
>> Well, I, uh...
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was hoping to get
a second date with Linda,
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to tell you the truth.
Felix >> Why don't you guys
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watch it together.
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>> Yes.
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Hayley >> Oh, Mr. Stockley,
I found this residue
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on a truck at Maxi-Mart.
Stockley >> Oh, that looks bad.
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I'll run it through
the master spectrometer.
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Robot >> Freeze!
On your knees now, buddy.
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Remove all weapons from
your shopping cart at once.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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>> Let me ask you,
what do women like better,
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chocolates or flowers?
>> Depends on what you're
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trying to communicate.
Are you trying to say,
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"I'm fun and playful",
or are you trying
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to say, "I love you."
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>> I'm trying to say, "I'm
sorry I screamed like a little
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girl in front of you but would
you give me second chance
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or at least stop
hanging up on me."
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>> Ouch.
Okay, uh...
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flowers, chocolates
and most likely a trip,
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maybe a cruise to Mexico.
>> Hm.
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Hayley >> But mostly,
I think you need to get
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your confidence back.
That's what women
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really like anyway.
Felix >> So true.
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They like a guy
who takes charge.
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Hayley, screw driver, now!
Never mind, I'll get it myself.
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[clunk]
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>> Interesting.
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Well, it looks like the spore
sample that you collected comes
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from a Vapor monster, a green,
parasitic fog that takes over
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an inanimate host and brings it
to life when the sun goes down.
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>> Oh, no.
[finger snap] >> That must be
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how that scarecrow
ran in front of my car.
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That's what ruined
my date with Linda.
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Felix >> I thought your
crying ruined your date?
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Stockley >> I was not crying!
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I was screaming
like a little girl.
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Hayley >> Jewelry...
and a day at the spa.
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Felix >> So, what
was in the truck?
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>> Ickie Dolls.
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>> Hayley, what are
you doing here?
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>> This doll is infected
by a Vapor monster.
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>> It took me
forever to wrap that.
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>> No kidding.
This doll could hurt you.
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Or worse...Phoebe!
I have to take it
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back to headquarters
for testing.
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>> Oh ho ho, yeah, nice try.
We both know the doll
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isn't gonna...
[swoosh!]
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[snarls]
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>> Ah! Whoa!
Oh no!
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Jake >> AHHH! AHHH!
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AHHH...
GET IT OFF ME!
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AHHH! AHHH!
AHHHH! HELP!
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[Jake screams]
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>> OW!
AHHHH!
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AHHHH!
[wham!]
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[Jake groans, doll gurgles]
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[whack, crash!]
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[Jake pants]
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[doll snarls]
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[doll gurgles]
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Phoebe >> What's all
the noise about?
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[thumps on can]
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My present!
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Did you bite him?
>> No.
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Phoebe >> You bit my brother
to try to steal my
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super cool gift, the one year
that he actually tried...
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>> I didn't bite him.
We were...
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making out.
Ha.
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>> You think I'm an idiot?
>> It's not that crazy.
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Phoebe >> Whatever,
play your little game,
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but I'm watching you.
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♪♪♪
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[doll rattles in can]
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[doll screeches]
[rattle increases]
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>> So, Santa, tell me,
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what's it like travelling
at near light speed?
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Robot >> Well, Felix, it's...
[splat]
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[fizzles]
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00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,036
Halt! You have an unauthorized
ginger bread!
247
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,123
You must unload your
weapon immediately!
248
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,459
>> Great, great story, Santa.
[zap!] Ahhh!
249
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,543
Robot >> This is your
final warning!
250
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,212
>> Let's go to the phones.
[thud]
251
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:42,011
[thumps in can]
252
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,180
Jake >> What are we going
to do with this thing?
253
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,140
>> Here, here, here.
I'll take it.
254
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:48,184
Okay, I'm going to put
this in lockdown.
255
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,060
And you check...
[thumps in can]
256
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,521
You check TroopGrid for the
adoption registry that way
257
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,690
we will know everyone who got
a doll off the truck today.
258
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,901
Okay?
Okay.
259
00:12:56,984 --> 00:13:01,614
[can thumps]
260
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:06,202
[doll screeches]
[can thumps]
261
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:09,038
[computer beeps]
262
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,707
[clatter of can]
[doll grumbles]
263
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,376
[computer beeps]
264
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,420
Hayley >> Uh!
[doll snarls]
265
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,340
[printer whirs]
266
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,549
[sigh]
267
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,469
>> That is a massive list.
[beeps]
268
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,513
Hayley >> Well, yeah,
but we don't know how many
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of the dolls are infected.
With luck, it'll only
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00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,267
be one or two.
>> And with no luck?
271
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,603
>> Don't think like that,
it's Christmas.
272
00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,438
Stockley >> Hey, guys.
Jake >> We're going to
273
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:37,066
round up some Ickie Dolls.
>> And I need a little privacy.
274
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,569
I'm going to call Linda again.
>> I'd rather be us.
275
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:51,288
♪♪♪
276
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,499
[dialing beeps]
277
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,294
>> Hello, Linda.
278
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[doll snarls]
279
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,553
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
280
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:09,723
AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
281
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:18,190
[murmur of students]
282
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,359
Linda!
You're looking particularly
283
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,652
lovely today.
284
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,571
>> Thank you.
Excuse me.
285
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,656
Stockley >> Uh...before you go,
286
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:29,326
I wanted to say
something to you.
287
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,495
>> I'm listening.
288
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,956
>> Well I could say that last
night was not the real me
289
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,959
and that, well, I've had
a phobia of scarecrows since
290
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,670
this horrible Wizard of Oz
themed birthday party.
291
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,631
And I could say that
I'm a brave man.
292
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,092
But I'm hoping that you'll
agree that just talking to you
293
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:50,014
after what was the most
embarrassing date of my life,
294
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,641
if proof of my courage
295
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,144
and I think you should
give me another chance.
296
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:59,607
>> I guess, it does take some
guts to show your face
297
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,234
after that scream fest
on the highway.
298
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,070
>> You don't know, girl.
>> All right, let's vanquish
299
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,781
this together and then
see how that goes.
300
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,825
>> I'd like that.
301
00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:10,993
[school bell rings]
After you.
302
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,790
>> So, what happened
to you anyway?
303
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,585
>> I had a fight with a doll.
304
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:29,678
♪♪♪
305
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:36,518
[paper rustles]
[doll gurgles]
306
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:43,859
[loud rustling]
[doll snarls]
307
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,695
Jake >> Ah! Ah! Ah!
[doll shrieks]
308
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,614
[muffled shrieks]
Whew!
309
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,742
Stevie >> You're not Santa.
310
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:56,789
>> Ah, no no no.
We're here to help Santa.
311
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:57,956
>> You're stealing my toys!
Hayley >> No one
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00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,709
is stealing anything.
>> I'm going to tell on you.
313
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,711
>> No one likes a tattle tale!
314
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,797
And you are just
a heart beat away
315
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,509
from being put on
the 'naughty' list.
316
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:13,514
[doll grumbles]
317
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:15,432
>> I won't tell!
I won't tell!
318
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:21,230
[doll snarls]
319
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,732
>> Watch out!
[doll shrieks]
320
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,859
>> You're fine.
Everything is going
321
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,654
to be just fine.
>> Why are you fighting my toys?
322
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,614
>> We're not
fighting your toys.
323
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:34,243
Jake and I are two
of Santa's elves.
324
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,328
>> Kinda big, aren't ya?
>> You want to hear the rest
325
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,080
of this or not, kid?
>> Fine.
326
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,959
>> You see, Santa sent us
especially to your house
327
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,170
to make sure your toys
are just perfect.
328
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,922
Jake >> Just...60...
more...to go.
329
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:50,050
Mother >> Stevie!
What are you doing down there?
330
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,094
Better not be opening presents.
331
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,096
Stevie >> I'm just
talking to Santa's elves!
332
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,515
Mother >> I swear, if I
have to come down there.
333
00:16:56,598 --> 00:17:00,769
Stevie >> Okay, Mom,
I'm going back to bed.
334
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,147
She's not coming down.
>> If you don't do
335
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,150
as your mother says, me,
and a bunch of other elves
336
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,193
are going to come back
to your room at night
337
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,488
and replace all your toys
with books.
338
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:15,868
>> Eep!
[boy sobs]
339
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:19,580
[CRASH!]
[burst of accordion sound]
340
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,833
[doll sighs]
341
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,546
Hayley >> Here!
342
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:34,219
Well, wait!
How'd you do that?
343
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,180
>> The accordion must
calm them or something.
344
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,265
>> Can you play?
>> No, but I know
345
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,225
somebody who does.
346
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:48,067
♪ And that's how Christmas
came to Portugaaaa... ♪
347
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,110
[takes a breath]
♪ ...aaaal. ♪
348
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,987
[claps]
So fun.
349
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,240
No idea if it's true.
[phone rings]
350
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,494
Excellent, our first caller.
Felix Noel!
351
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,454
Jake >> We have
an emergency, Felix.
352
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,414
We need you and your accordion.
353
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,418
[chuckle]
354
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,587
>> I can't leave now.
I'm about to tell the story
355
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,839
of the first Christmas Special.
>> You have to come.
356
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,841
The Ickie Dolls have turned
vicious, but accordion music
357
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,051
subdues them.
>> But my fans,
358
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,095
they'll be crushed.
Jake >> Felix!
359
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,847
There were a hundred dolls
in that truck today.
360
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,891
It's about to get very ugly.
>> Fine!
361
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:23,519
I'll be there.
362
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:34,863
♪ [accordion - Oh, Holy Night] ♪
363
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:42,871
♪ [accordion - Oh, Holy Night] ♪
364
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:47,209
[dolls murmur]
[accordion plays]
365
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,378
>> My mom always told me
playing an accordion
366
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,547
leads to greatness.
I can't wait to tell her
367
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,965
about this...
and then Snark her.
368
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,050
>> Well, you saved
Christmas, Felix.
369
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,970
>> Yeah, good choice
of instrument.
370
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,389
It really attracts evil
like nothing else.
371
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,561
Stockley >> Hey, you guys okay?
You need some help?
372
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,396
Please say no.
I got a big date
373
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,523
to get ready for tomorrow.
I've already got the corn chips
374
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,899
and egg nog.
Jake >> Mr. Stockley,
375
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,986
we saved Christmas. [ping!]
>> Oh!
376
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,238
[music ends]
377
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,531
[dolls gurgle and chirp]
378
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:21,118
>> Oh, here...
379
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:26,206
[dolls snarl]
380
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,792
Plug it in already!
Hayley >> I'm trying!
381
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,837
[crashes]
382
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:37,885
[doll shriek]
383
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,429
>> AHHH! AHHH!
AHHH! AHHH!
384
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,431
Felix >> White with white,
red with red.
385
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:47,769
[Stockley screams]
[dolls snarl]
386
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,022
[speaker hums]
>> Whew.
387
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,150
Felix >> Try to work
as a team here, huh?
388
00:19:53,233 --> 00:20:01,116
♪ [accordion music] ♪
389
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:04,870
Jake >> Let's get these
things back to HQ.
390
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,788
>> Yeah, I would hate for
Felix to have canceled
391
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,125
his Christmas Spectacular
webcast show for nothing.
392
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:14,421
>> Oh, it's not canceled.
393
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:21,345
♪ ...In sin and error pining ♪
394
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,680
♪ 'Til He appear'd ♪
395
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:29,770
♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪
396
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:34,066
♪ A thrill of hope ♪
397
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:39,196
♪ The weary world rejoices ♪
398
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,741
♪ [accordion] ♪
♪ For yonder breaks ♪
399
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:47,537
♪ a new and glorious morn ♪
400
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:53,710
♪ Fall on your knees.... ♪
401
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,421
[door slams]
Hayley >> Felix, you did it!
402
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,382
Jake >> Yeah, that was great.
Maybe next year
403
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,676
you'll learn a second song.
404
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,678
[keypad beeps]
405
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:08,308
[fizzle]
406
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:17,818
♪ [carol singing] ♪
407
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:21,363
Felix >> Oh, and
Christmas is saved!
408
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,531
Hayley >> Nothing is saved
until we rewrap
409
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,325
and return all these Ickies
to their rightful owners.
410
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,535
>> Are you kidding?
The sun comes up
411
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,205
in less than two hours.
>> I hope you're a fast wrapper.
412
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:33,125
Felix >> Wait, you can't
go out looking like that.
413
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,627
[rustling]
414
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,506
♪♪♪
415
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:43,260
Ho ho ho!
It's my Santa impression.
416
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,432
Phoebe >> Jake!
Thank you! Thank you!
417
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,517
Thank you!
I love my new Ickie Doll.
418
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,436
>> Hey.
Phoebe >> You even dressed up
419
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,896
as Santa!
You're the best brother ever.
420
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,232
For once, you deserve
the good gift.
421
00:21:57,315 --> 00:22:01,069
♪♪♪
422
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,490
>> Socks!
[fingers snap]
423
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,702
>> I must have given Dad
the GameStation by mistake.
424
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,620
Dad >> Whoa!
This game rocks!
425
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,582
Thanks, Phoebe!
426
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,835
[horn blares]
427
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:28,263
>> Merry Christmas.
>> Merry Christmas to you.
428
00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:31,475
I got you something.
>> Aw, you shouldn't have.
429
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,435
>> Just open it.
430
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:42,486
>> AHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
431
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,821
>> Don't call me.
432
00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:50,952
[screams continue]
433
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,830
[distant screams]
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