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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,001 --> 00:00:47,126 WHAT'S COOKING IN PARIS 2 00:01:57,043 --> 00:01:59,210 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening, madam. 3 00:02:20,918 --> 00:02:21,918 All is well? 4 00:02:22,085 --> 00:02:24,210 - Very well, thank you. - Very well. 5 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,085 What a good idea, coming here. 6 00:02:27,251 --> 00:02:30,543 - It's not at all expensive. - How much? 7 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:32,835 - 20,000 a head. - Without wine? 8 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:35,668 - Of course. - A gift. 9 00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:40,876 If they ask for a liqueur, it's on the house. 10 00:02:41,043 --> 00:02:43,543 - And if they don't? - Nothing. 11 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:58,335 - What's that? - Eggs mimosa, Mr Septime. 12 00:02:58,501 --> 00:03:01,210 - You call that eggs mimosa? - Yes. 13 00:03:01,376 --> 00:03:05,751 To simulate eggs mimosa foliage, I want tarragon! 14 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:08,418 Come on. 15 00:03:15,335 --> 00:03:16,835 Be careful. 16 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:20,543 - Who did that? - He did. 17 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:22,210 Him? 18 00:03:24,126 --> 00:03:26,168 - You did this? - So what? 19 00:03:26,335 --> 00:03:27,960 Watch your tone. 20 00:03:28,126 --> 00:03:31,376 I've already said that to simulate eggs mimosa foliage, 21 00:03:31,543 --> 00:03:33,626 I want tarragon, not parsley. 22 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,335 - Tell the chef. - I don't care about the chef. 23 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:38,210 What's the matter? 24 00:03:38,376 --> 00:03:40,460 - OK, Marcel? - What's up? 25 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:41,793 A trifle. 26 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,376 Mr Septime wants to use tarragon. 27 00:03:44,543 --> 00:03:46,876 In the mimosa? Parsley and onions. 28 00:03:47,043 --> 00:03:48,960 No tarragon. That's not good. 29 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:51,335 - That's what I said. - No. 30 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:53,835 You're not happy with my godson? 31 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,876 Oh, he's your godson? 32 00:03:56,043 --> 00:03:58,960 - Louise's boy. - Oh! He looks just like her. 33 00:03:59,126 --> 00:04:00,710 - Is Louise well? - Very well. 34 00:04:00,876 --> 00:04:03,251 - And you, Marcel? - Very, very well. 35 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:06,751 Too many cooks in this kitchen, don't you think? 36 00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:09,960 I have to be going. 37 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,293 Only he can give me a complex. 38 00:04:16,001 --> 00:04:19,168 Shame! Aren't you ashamed? 39 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,793 Coward! 40 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,501 No. That's quite enough. 41 00:04:22,668 --> 00:04:24,710 What can you do! 42 00:04:33,126 --> 00:04:35,543 - Tie. - Oh, sorry. 43 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,501 My Lady called? 44 00:04:38,668 --> 00:04:40,626 No. I was calling Poupette. 45 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:47,293 You're not called Poupette! 46 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:50,126 Are you called Poupette? Disappear. 47 00:04:50,293 --> 00:04:51,210 Sorry. 48 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:54,543 - Very good, Septime. - Thank you, my Lord. The bag. 49 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,335 After you. 50 00:04:58,751 --> 00:05:01,376 - Where is he? - Here, Mr Septime. 51 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,085 Cloakroom. 52 00:05:05,251 --> 00:05:07,626 It was very good. We'll be back. 53 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:09,293 I'll see you out. 54 00:05:22,043 --> 00:05:23,835 What's that? 55 00:05:24,001 --> 00:05:25,751 Thursday, my Lord. 56 00:05:25,918 --> 00:05:28,626 President Novales off to the Elysée. 57 00:05:28,793 --> 00:05:31,210 More traffic jams. 58 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:40,543 When you've dropped me at the Elysée, 59 00:05:40,710 --> 00:05:43,501 book me a table for dinner at Septime's. 60 00:05:43,668 --> 00:05:45,085 But, your Excellency... 61 00:05:45,251 --> 00:05:47,543 I said at Septime's. 62 00:05:58,335 --> 00:05:59,835 Mr Septime... 63 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:03,585 - Sorry? - Look. 64 00:06:04,251 --> 00:06:05,335 Where? 65 00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:08,335 Over there. 66 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:19,501 - Wait... - There. Write. 67 00:06:19,668 --> 00:06:21,835 - Oh, no? - Yes. 68 00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:27,126 Thank you, Roger. 69 00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:28,501 A little cachou? 70 00:06:28,668 --> 00:06:31,376 No, thank you, Roger. How kind. 71 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:43,376 Please! 72 00:06:43,543 --> 00:06:44,835 Monsieur? 73 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:46,585 What's wrong? 74 00:06:46,751 --> 00:06:48,626 I've stained my tie. 75 00:06:48,793 --> 00:06:51,543 No. Don't touch. Wait. 76 00:06:55,168 --> 00:06:57,085 Don't move. Hands like this. 77 00:07:06,835 --> 00:07:08,835 No. There. It's there. 78 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,751 Oh, Minister! 79 00:07:12,918 --> 00:07:14,710 Minister? 80 00:07:14,876 --> 00:07:17,168 The secretary of state. 81 00:07:17,335 --> 00:07:19,126 The undersecretary of state. 82 00:07:19,293 --> 00:07:21,293 The...? 83 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,376 No matter. 84 00:07:22,585 --> 00:07:25,918 My dear Septime, here's one you haven't heard. 85 00:07:26,085 --> 00:07:28,335 You're going to make me laugh again. 86 00:07:28,501 --> 00:07:31,210 One day, my principal private secretary... 87 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:32,418 He's a scream! 88 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,501 Come now, wait! 89 00:07:34,668 --> 00:07:38,251 My principal private secretary asks me to bring him... 90 00:07:49,918 --> 00:07:51,668 It was his sister! 91 00:07:53,793 --> 00:07:57,376 Very sharp. Very witty. He's a charming chap. 92 00:07:58,085 --> 00:08:00,168 - My friend! - Commissioner. 93 00:08:00,335 --> 00:08:02,960 Two colleagues from abroad. 94 00:08:03,126 --> 00:08:06,460 - Commendatore Riganti. - How do you do? 95 00:08:06,668 --> 00:08:09,126 And his German colleague, Dr Muller. 96 00:08:09,293 --> 00:08:10,918 Pleased to meet you. 97 00:08:11,085 --> 00:08:16,251 I promised him you'd give him the recipe for your souffle. 98 00:08:16,418 --> 00:08:17,751 Please. 99 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:21,960 - It's a professional secret. - Just between us... 100 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,293 For you, Commissioner... 101 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:28,460 Right. You take one kilo of potatoes. 102 00:08:28,543 --> 00:08:30,126 For how many people? 103 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:37,501 It depends whether they're normal or abnormal, a fat person. 104 00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:40,501 One kilo of potatoes, 105 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:43,793 one litre of milk, three eggs, 106 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,960 90 grams of butter, salt and nutmeg. 107 00:08:49,126 --> 00:08:50,126 Nutmeg. 108 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:53,293 I repeat, Herr Muller. 109 00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:19,460 Signor Riganti, Commissioner... 110 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:22,376 Understood, Herr Muller? 111 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:27,835 Goodbye, Herr Muller. 112 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:32,501 - Your coat. - You're leaving during lunch? 113 00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:35,210 Yes. I have to go to... 114 00:09:35,376 --> 00:09:38,668 You're a dark horse. I'll have to look into that. 115 00:09:38,835 --> 00:09:43,043 Oh, no. I'm going to see my poor old mother. 116 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:46,085 - She's 90 and this tall. - She won't grow now. 117 00:09:47,043 --> 00:09:48,001 See you soon. 118 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:50,793 Gentlemen, here's the souffle. 119 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:54,585 Monsieur. 120 00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:57,418 Wait... 121 00:09:57,585 --> 00:10:00,793 Look! Did you see that? Look up there. 122 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,210 Up where? 123 00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:41,251 That's rather exaggerated. 124 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:43,418 They'll think that's weird. 125 00:10:44,251 --> 00:10:47,001 I'm curious to know what they think of me 126 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,585 and how they treat customers when I'm not there. 127 00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:53,501 Well, my lads... 128 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:57,251 I think I've had an idea. 129 00:11:04,085 --> 00:11:05,876 Good day, sir. 130 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,835 - Isn't the boss here? - No. Mr Septime has gone out. 131 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:16,126 - You must be pleased. - Why should I be pleased? 132 00:11:16,293 --> 00:11:19,668 - Is it too late for lunch? - Not at all. 133 00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:23,001 Monsieur shall have what Monsieur wishes. 134 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:28,543 - See to Monsieur. - Good day, monsieur. This way. 135 00:11:28,710 --> 00:11:30,127 My God! 136 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:40,751 - Isn't the boss here? - Mr Septime has gone out. 137 00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:42,960 You must be pleased. 138 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:46,501 - You must be pleased. - My word! 139 00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:48,876 - Are you happy, then? - Yes. 140 00:11:52,335 --> 00:11:54,835 - Sorry. - It's nothing, monsieur. 141 00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:58,376 There's a draught here. Draughts everywhere. 142 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:02,376 - I'll take this table. - Certainly, monsieur. 143 00:12:02,543 --> 00:12:05,960 Septime's unfair, don't you think? 144 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,751 - He's unfair. - My word! 145 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,251 Unfair, is he? You said it. 146 00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:14,251 Sorry. Here. I'll be fine here. 147 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:20,626 - Oh, my goodness! - It's nothing, monsieur. 148 00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:30,835 Between the piano and the cold, I'll take flu. 149 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,293 Let's go over here. 150 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,835 - This one's reserved. - No matter. 151 00:12:36,001 --> 00:12:37,376 Is this all right? 152 00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:39,251 There. Thank you. 153 00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:43,210 Excuse me. Wait. 154 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,793 Let's see, let's see... 155 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:53,001 Come now... 156 00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:59,251 Wait, a poetic idea comes to me. 157 00:12:59,418 --> 00:13:02,793 - Monsieur writes? - I dabble. A rhyme or two. 158 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:07,001 May I recommend the duck à la rouennaise? 159 00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:11,085 "Duck à la rouennaise, 160 00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:14,418 roast boar au vélours"... 161 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,626 - Au vélours? - Au velours. 162 00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:18,751 "Roast boar au velours." 163 00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:22,585 "Rabbit à la cabriole." Oh! "La cabriole"! 164 00:13:24,668 --> 00:13:28,710 - I don't recommend that. - You don't? 165 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,710 Wait. Another poetic idea. 166 00:13:39,501 --> 00:13:42,043 - Give me a radish. - Sorry? 167 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:46,085 - Give me a radish. - Very well, monsieur. And? 168 00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:49,501 And if I'm still peckish, a yoghurt. 169 00:13:49,668 --> 00:13:51,126 A yoghurt. 170 00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:54,043 - Quick. I'm in a rush. - It shall be swift. 171 00:13:54,210 --> 00:13:56,251 No. Leave it with me. 172 00:13:58,418 --> 00:14:00,585 What do you advise with a radish? 173 00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,876 Monsieur could have a Muscadet. 174 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,876 Is that dry or sweet? 175 00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:07,751 - Rather dry. - I'd prefer something sweet. 176 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,501 A Sauternes, then. 177 00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,001 - Is that sweet? - Very sweet. 178 00:14:12,626 --> 00:14:17,126 - Too sweet? - A demi-sec, perhaps? 179 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,626 No. I'd rather a demi-sweet. 180 00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:24,668 Give it here, since you don't know... 181 00:14:24,835 --> 00:14:28,251 How is your Evian water? 182 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,210 It's very cold. 183 00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:33,085 - And your Perrier water? - That's good too. 184 00:14:33,251 --> 00:14:37,710 A Perrier water, lukewarm only slightly sparkling. 185 00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,335 Don't snatch it off me. Gently. Calmly. 186 00:14:44,543 --> 00:14:49,876 No. I asked for a radish. A radish. There, that's all. 187 00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:52,251 I have no knife. 188 00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:57,210 I don't need it. Thanks. 189 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,793 Ah! Very good. Thank you. And 10 makes 50. 190 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,251 Thank you. 191 00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,501 A pleasant lunch? 192 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:31,543 Would Monsieur care for a dessert? 193 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:36,501 A small carrot for Monsieur, sprinkled with... 194 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,418 - Mr Septime! - Hush! 195 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,626 Swine. 196 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:48,085 Conscientiousness, catering, French tradition... 197 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:50,251 Have you forgotten everything? 198 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,751 Grandeur, nobility... You are a swine. 199 00:16:57,835 --> 00:16:59,585 Are you making fun of me? 200 00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:10,835 I don't know what time Mr Septime will be back. 201 00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:13,835 I'm here. Go away. 202 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:15,335 He's gone. 203 00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:19,626 He arrived in a wig, dressed up... 204 00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:22,168 He asked for this table, then that... 205 00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:24,751 He takes the menu... A radish! 206 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,001 A carrot? 207 00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:29,126 He ripped off his wig... "Swine! Swine!" 208 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,251 My God, my God, my God... 209 00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:37,543 I shall be worthy of his choice. A prestigious head of state... 210 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:42,043 Please, Mr Septime. We want to choose the table. 211 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:46,168 I'm in charge of security. I'd like to inspect the premises. 212 00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:48,126 Nothing could be simpler. 213 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,085 Mademoiselle. 214 00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:56,126 Many crowned heads have sat here. 215 00:17:56,293 --> 00:17:57,876 This way, mademoiselle. 216 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,168 Number 15, perhaps? No? Fine. 217 00:18:01,335 --> 00:18:04,335 - Number eight. Over there. - No. Definitely not eight. 218 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,543 His Excellency the president is very superstitious. 219 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,793 - Here, the eight... - At home too. 220 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,626 - Oh? What about 13? - 13. Yes. 221 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,001 The Queen of England was sitting there. 222 00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,960 There she was, very slim... 223 00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:20,585 The prince was there... 224 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,210 The royal children here. 225 00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:32,460 - No special menu? - The president trusts you. 226 00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:36,335 - He loves surprises. - I'll try to please. 227 00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,001 There is something. 228 00:18:38,168 --> 00:18:42,085 He insists on tasting your speciality dessert. 229 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,376 The Septime pyramid. 230 00:18:45,543 --> 00:18:50,543 Tell him that, for his Excellency, Septime will exceed expectations. 231 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:53,960 - Everything all right? - You're sure of your staff? 232 00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:56,876 Absolutely. There are three gendarmes' sons... 233 00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:59,793 There's no bad blood? You understand me? 234 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:04,251 The only policy here is customer satisfaction. 235 00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,210 Thank you. 236 00:19:18,085 --> 00:19:21,460 - See you tonight, Mr Septime. - I'll see you out. 237 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:27,210 My God! 238 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:33,168 You embody the decadence of French catering! 239 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:37,001 For the fourth brigade, yours, 4:30 in the rehearsal room, 240 00:19:37,168 --> 00:19:39,626 drama classes applied to catering. 241 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,460 - Again? - And again! 242 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:42,543 My God! 243 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:45,460 You come too. It won't do you any harm. 244 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,418 Smile, damn it! 245 00:19:59,585 --> 00:20:02,835 Smile! Not bad. You, go on. Quick! 246 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,835 Not bad. Go on. 247 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:07,710 No! Damn it! Come back here. 248 00:20:07,876 --> 00:20:11,126 I've told you 100 times to stand like this. 249 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,293 Natural. Normal. 250 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:19,585 Catch. If you break it, you'll pay. Go on. 251 00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:23,293 That's not bad. Your turn. 252 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,085 Your turn, quick! 253 00:20:29,751 --> 00:20:30,793 Enough! 254 00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:32,751 Shut it! 255 00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:35,585 Shut it! There! 256 00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:40,960 Not good. Take my place. 257 00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:42,585 I'll explain. 258 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:47,001 Here, you're in the kitchen. Beyond the door is the restaurant. 259 00:20:47,168 --> 00:20:49,460 We must serve and smile. 260 00:20:49,626 --> 00:20:53,251 The smile is our tip. There! 261 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,668 I'll show you. 262 00:20:54,835 --> 00:20:57,501 Here, I have problems. Everybody has. 263 00:20:57,668 --> 00:21:00,418 But we must serve and we shall. 264 00:21:00,585 --> 00:21:02,418 Go on, open it. 265 00:21:02,585 --> 00:21:04,335 And I smile. 266 00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:09,043 Now, my dear Roger will show you what to do. 267 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,043 You have problems. 268 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,168 We must serve! 269 00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:14,710 Smile and go. 270 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:21,168 I don't know, Mr Septime. 271 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:24,126 Maybe it's the pulley. 272 00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:26,626 Stand aside. You, work that. 273 00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:31,710 - That's better. - Very good, even. 274 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:34,543 You stand there. Wait. Take that. 275 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,001 We'll go again. You have problems. 276 00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:39,751 You have just had some problems. 277 00:21:39,918 --> 00:21:41,460 And we start again. 278 00:21:41,626 --> 00:21:45,126 You serve, you smile and you leave. 279 00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:49,085 That was you. 280 00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:51,626 That was you. 281 00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,960 That was you. Come here, Roger. 282 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,376 Come here. 283 00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:57,376 It wasn't me, Mr Septime. 284 00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:00,543 - Note down his punishment. - May I? 285 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,293 Go ahead. 286 00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:07,126 Copy out 20 menus at home for tonight. 287 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:10,751 And I'll add 10 for tomorrow... 288 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:14,293 - In Gothic! - Gothic? 289 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:16,251 My God, my God... 290 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:19,335 You're starting to annoy me with your my Gods. 291 00:22:19,501 --> 00:22:22,668 - You disapprove of me. - Oh, at this stage... 292 00:22:22,835 --> 00:22:25,376 Get used to these modern methods. 293 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:27,543 My God, my God! 294 00:22:38,168 --> 00:22:40,668 Mr Septime! I was looking for you. 295 00:22:40,835 --> 00:22:41,835 Here I am. 296 00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:46,043 I tidied up the cellar. There's no more... 297 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:47,418 Come again. 298 00:22:47,585 --> 00:22:51,168 I tidied up the cellar. There's no more... 299 00:22:51,335 --> 00:22:54,001 Nuits-Saint-Georges 1949. Correct? 300 00:22:54,168 --> 00:22:57,043 - I'll get some in. - How nice of you. 301 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:59,960 Tell me, how's your Gothic script? 302 00:23:00,126 --> 00:23:04,168 - Yes. It's very difficult. - We'll come back to that. 303 00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:07,335 Let's see if everyone's learnt their lesson. 304 00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:09,751 Pick up your props. Places. 305 00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:13,210 You two who do nothing, stick that over there. 306 00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:15,793 You two, pushing brooms. Hop to it! 307 00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:20,043 "My God, my God!" Yes, I know, it's degrading. 308 00:23:30,168 --> 00:23:32,960 Now, all together. 309 00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:34,585 Come along! 310 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,751 Go on. 311 00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:44,085 No. One second. I'll count us in. 312 00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:46,876 And three, four... 313 00:24:05,876 --> 00:24:07,210 Get out. 314 00:24:09,835 --> 00:24:10,668 Come here. 315 00:24:10,835 --> 00:24:14,335 - Was I all right? - Not bad, my dear Roger. 316 00:24:14,501 --> 00:24:16,418 Two-faced sod! 317 00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,335 You, watch yourself. 318 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,126 Three, four... 319 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:41,835 Plié, stretch your leg and hop! 320 00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:35,376 Stop! What's got into you? 321 00:25:35,543 --> 00:25:37,918 What is this collective madness? 322 00:25:38,085 --> 00:25:40,918 That's right. It was him, Mr Septime. 323 00:25:41,085 --> 00:25:43,085 Why did you speed up? 324 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:47,210 If I hadn't stopped it, where would it have led? 325 00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:49,960 - Agitator! - You're right. 326 00:25:50,126 --> 00:25:52,168 Right. Line up. 327 00:25:52,335 --> 00:25:54,710 You'll pay for that. You'll see. 328 00:25:54,876 --> 00:25:56,085 Line up. Come on! 329 00:25:56,251 --> 00:26:00,834 Down there, my dear Roger. You'll pay for that. 330 00:26:05,251 --> 00:26:07,376 Someone tripped you up. 331 00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:11,335 Who did that? 332 00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:16,751 - Bravo! Is this mutiny? - Mutiny! My God! 333 00:26:16,918 --> 00:26:20,210 - You'll pay tomorrow. - Why tomorrow, Mr Septime? 334 00:26:20,376 --> 00:26:23,210 Tonight, a prestigious guest of France, 335 00:26:23,376 --> 00:26:26,126 President Novales, honours us with his presence. 336 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:30,668 Our restaurant is the embassy of French gastronomy. 337 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:33,668 In serving tonight, you will serve France. 338 00:26:33,835 --> 00:26:36,376 You, agitator, listen a second. 339 00:26:36,543 --> 00:26:38,335 And listen well. 340 00:26:48,376 --> 00:26:49,793 Listen. 341 00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:57,835 Do me an arrangement for tonight. 342 00:26:58,001 --> 00:27:01,085 - Tonight? - You have two hours. It's enough. 343 00:27:01,251 --> 00:27:05,460 - There must be 30 musicians. - It'll be easier for three instruments. 344 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,043 A quick shortcut. 345 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:10,210 - Does your violinist play flute? - Flute? 346 00:27:10,376 --> 00:27:12,710 That'll be fine. Julien, come here. 347 00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:15,376 Tell me... Open your eyes! Wake up. 348 00:27:15,543 --> 00:27:19,751 - Did your father play cello? - Yes. Papa played cello. 349 00:27:19,918 --> 00:27:22,793 You'll hold the cello tonight. 350 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:25,126 When the president arrives 351 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:29,085 I'll give you a discreet signal to start the anthem, like this. 352 00:27:29,251 --> 00:27:31,418 For instance, let's suppose... 353 00:27:32,668 --> 00:27:34,168 And I'll do... 354 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:42,501 Don't make fun of me. You'd better watch yourself. 355 00:28:05,626 --> 00:28:08,793 Mr President, mademoiselle, monsieur... 356 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,335 What pleasure, what... 357 00:28:11,501 --> 00:28:15,126 Please, Mr Septime. I'm starving. 358 00:28:16,168 --> 00:28:17,960 Excuse me. Where has he gone? 359 00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:19,793 Go and open it! 360 00:28:23,585 --> 00:28:26,168 Here. Sorry. There. 361 00:28:26,585 --> 00:28:29,293 After you. You, the door! 362 00:28:38,460 --> 00:28:39,543 This way. 363 00:28:52,376 --> 00:28:53,710 This way, please. 364 00:28:55,168 --> 00:28:56,501 Your Excellency. 365 00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:39,085 These gentlemen will look after you, Mr President. 366 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:40,960 I'll be right back. 367 00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:48,168 You're a swine. You'll pay clearly for that. 368 00:29:48,335 --> 00:29:51,252 It's shameful. You know it's shameful. 369 00:30:23,835 --> 00:30:25,710 Don't touch that! No manners. 370 00:30:25,876 --> 00:30:28,335 What's that? Don't touch that. 371 00:30:28,501 --> 00:30:31,501 I give the orders here! 372 00:30:31,668 --> 00:30:34,126 - Where's your hat? - I don't have one. 373 00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,835 Look... Come, now. 374 00:30:38,001 --> 00:30:39,501 Yes. Maybe. 375 00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:46,210 Not you. My godson will drive. 376 00:30:46,376 --> 00:30:47,751 I like him. 377 00:30:47,918 --> 00:30:50,960 Remember. In the dining room, pay no attention. 378 00:30:51,126 --> 00:30:54,918 - Is that caramel? - Don't bother about it. Go. 379 00:31:04,293 --> 00:31:07,793 Yes, I know. I'm a coward. So what? 380 00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:10,335 Get on, godson! 381 00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:28,793 It's lovely. 382 00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:39,335 Bravo. 383 00:31:48,585 --> 00:31:50,085 That's alcohol. 384 00:32:19,168 --> 00:32:20,585 My God! 385 00:32:20,668 --> 00:32:22,126 What is it? 386 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:26,210 Don't panic. It was a surprise. 387 00:32:26,876 --> 00:32:29,835 Don't panic. It was a surprise. 388 00:32:30,001 --> 00:32:31,793 The president! 389 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,960 The president has disappeared. 390 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,418 - Where's the president? - Here. No. 391 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,001 - The president. - He's here. Well, he was. 392 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,543 The president has disappeared! 393 00:32:43,335 --> 00:32:45,626 The president has been kidnapped! 394 00:32:45,793 --> 00:32:49,626 The surprise scared him. He went for a stroll. 395 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:52,626 He's not here. He's playing a joke on us. 396 00:32:52,793 --> 00:32:55,085 - I'll call the police. - Quick. 397 00:32:55,251 --> 00:32:56,418 Where is he? 398 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:58,168 Where is he? 399 00:32:58,335 --> 00:33:00,376 President! He's not here. 400 00:33:02,335 --> 00:33:03,918 What's the matter? 401 00:33:06,335 --> 00:33:08,960 President! Where's the president? 402 00:33:11,710 --> 00:33:13,585 Have you never seen me before? 403 00:33:19,543 --> 00:33:22,126 Mr President? He's not here. 404 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,918 Let me through. 405 00:33:25,918 --> 00:33:28,626 - What's that on your face? - Shut up! 406 00:33:28,793 --> 00:33:31,585 Have you seen a very big chap, 407 00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:33,751 a leader of men? 408 00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:37,501 I only know one big chap here. That's me. 409 00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:41,626 Listen, Marcel... 410 00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:43,876 No. It's not nice. 411 00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:46,501 It's not nice. You're not nice. 412 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:50,585 Septime's. Yes, the restaurant. 413 00:33:50,751 --> 00:33:51,960 Thank you. 414 00:33:54,376 --> 00:33:58,376 I've called the police. They'll be here in a few minutes. 415 00:33:58,543 --> 00:34:01,710 - Mr Septime, did you find him? - Sit down. 416 00:34:01,876 --> 00:34:05,876 I've just seen him. He's coming. It was nothing. Sit down. 417 00:34:06,626 --> 00:34:08,668 Music! 418 00:34:11,710 --> 00:34:13,418 Clear off! 419 00:34:24,126 --> 00:34:28,584 - Did you really see him? - He's here, he's coming! 420 00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:34,876 He isn't here? He'll be here in two minutes. 421 00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:44,293 What's happened? 422 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,168 What's that on your face? 423 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,918 Nothing. We'll find him. 424 00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,585 Everything's OK. 425 00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:52,835 Don't tell the police, or my restaurant has had it. 426 00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:56,460 But we'll find him. Everything's fine. 427 00:34:56,626 --> 00:35:00,210 Who? I don't know. Everything's fine. 428 00:35:00,376 --> 00:35:01,460 Everything's fine. 429 00:35:02,876 --> 00:35:04,335 Yes. "Everything's fine." 430 00:35:04,501 --> 00:35:06,168 HEAD OF STATE KIDNAPPED 431 00:35:06,668 --> 00:35:08,251 It just keeps getting better. 432 00:35:09,668 --> 00:35:14,335 A head of state kidnapped from your restaurant. 433 00:35:15,168 --> 00:35:17,043 The honour of France at stake. 434 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:19,918 Diplomatic complications in the pipeline. 435 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:24,543 All we're missing is a declaration of war. 436 00:35:24,710 --> 00:35:27,043 No need to tell the police! 437 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:29,918 - I lost my head. - Did you get it back? 438 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,585 - Your head! - Yes. It's here. 439 00:35:33,918 --> 00:35:36,043 Well, get this into it. 440 00:35:37,835 --> 00:35:41,460 A president has disappeared from your restaurant. 441 00:35:41,626 --> 00:35:43,335 He must be found. 442 00:35:43,501 --> 00:35:46,501 Did he disappear from your restaurant or not? 443 00:35:46,668 --> 00:35:50,293 - You're the prime suspect. - What would I do with a president? 444 00:35:50,460 --> 00:35:53,376 A chef would be more useful. 445 00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:57,335 - You think that's funny? - No, Commissioner. 446 00:35:57,501 --> 00:35:59,168 Me neither. 447 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:04,585 An abduction like that wasn't improvised. 448 00:36:06,126 --> 00:36:09,168 The terrorists had people on the inside. 449 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,460 - Where? - In your hole! 450 00:36:11,626 --> 00:36:13,460 I won't have you saying... 451 00:36:13,626 --> 00:36:16,168 - You're sure of your staff? - As of myself. 452 00:36:16,335 --> 00:36:18,918 Yes. Let's talk about you. 453 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:30,918 You're a bachelor, aren't you? 454 00:36:32,293 --> 00:36:34,001 At your age? 455 00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:36,501 Built like you are? Oh, yes! 456 00:36:37,293 --> 00:36:39,043 Is that normal? 457 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:42,876 Tell me about your relationships. You see what I mean? 458 00:36:43,043 --> 00:36:46,001 My relationships are with the Parisian elite... 459 00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:48,085 Do you take me for a fool? 460 00:36:48,251 --> 00:36:52,918 Tell me. It won't leave here. Nor will you, if you lie. 461 00:36:53,793 --> 00:36:56,585 My entire life is my restaurant... 462 00:36:56,751 --> 00:37:00,168 Don't tell me your recipe for happiness is limited 463 00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:03,876 to gooseberry charlotte and goose canapé! 464 00:37:05,168 --> 00:37:08,460 Look, Commissioner, I'll come clean. 465 00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:13,043 - At 16, entering the kitchen... - Was like taking the cloth. 466 00:37:13,210 --> 00:37:14,502 That's right. 467 00:37:14,668 --> 00:37:17,876 But I warn you, Father, 468 00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:20,876 if you don't want us to close your monastery... 469 00:37:21,043 --> 00:37:23,001 Oh, yes I can! 470 00:37:23,168 --> 00:37:26,960 - Show me your good faith. - How? 471 00:37:27,126 --> 00:37:30,209 By collaborating closely with my department. 472 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,002 My God! 473 00:37:36,168 --> 00:37:38,668 Certain compatriots of President Novales, 474 00:37:38,835 --> 00:37:40,918 soldiers opposed to his regime, 475 00:37:41,085 --> 00:37:44,126 left the country when he came to power. 476 00:37:44,293 --> 00:37:49,001 We have the description of some of the terrorists hiding in France 477 00:37:49,168 --> 00:37:51,668 in secret organisations. 478 00:37:51,835 --> 00:37:54,751 The foreign desk gave us this. 479 00:37:54,918 --> 00:37:56,751 Come and see. 480 00:37:56,918 --> 00:38:00,960 Do any of these faces look like your customers? 481 00:38:02,585 --> 00:38:07,501 No, Commissioner. We don't serve that kind. 482 00:38:32,001 --> 00:38:34,668 What got into you? Did you get the wrong date? 483 00:38:34,835 --> 00:38:37,876 You were meant to kidnap him at the weekend at the airport. 484 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,710 Where have you put him? 485 00:38:40,585 --> 00:38:41,626 Well? 486 00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:44,793 - We've kidnapped nobody. - Nobody. 487 00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:47,251 What? Nobody? 488 00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:51,293 - We were awaiting orders. - We read about it in the press. 489 00:38:52,918 --> 00:38:55,251 Then who has kidnapped him? 490 00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:56,918 Who? 491 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,376 Another secret organisation. 492 00:39:02,168 --> 00:39:05,793 Who, then? Ah, the traitors! They'll pay for this. 493 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,293 We have to catch them first. 494 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:11,460 There's only one way. Go back to the source. 495 00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:12,960 The restaurant. 496 00:39:13,626 --> 00:39:14,918 Indeed. 497 00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:18,127 Meanwhile, watch Septime all day. 498 00:39:18,293 --> 00:39:20,626 We'll meet there this evening. 499 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:24,793 Don't lose him. He's being questioned now. 500 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,418 Leave immediately. Go, General. 501 00:39:27,585 --> 00:39:29,793 Yes, sir, Captain. 502 00:39:32,918 --> 00:39:35,210 I'll give you these photos. 503 00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:40,793 If one of these terrorists shows up, call me immediately. 504 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:45,210 But if I'm being watched and I can't talk freely... 505 00:39:45,376 --> 00:39:47,835 - My telephone... - Yes. I understand. 506 00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:49,876 - We're here and... - Yes! 507 00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:51,751 You sneeze. 508 00:39:51,918 --> 00:39:54,751 Sneeze three times. I'll understand and I'll come. 509 00:39:54,918 --> 00:40:00,293 I hope I won't have to show you my speciality. 510 00:40:00,460 --> 00:40:01,876 What speciality? 511 00:40:02,585 --> 00:40:05,876 Take a plump suspect. 512 00:40:07,585 --> 00:40:09,918 Surround him with four fat inspectors. 513 00:40:11,418 --> 00:40:15,376 Marinate for 48 hours in a steamer. 514 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:18,668 That'll loosen even the most reluctant of tongues. 515 00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:23,543 - Understand? - Yes, Commissioner. 516 00:40:23,710 --> 00:40:25,126 Go to it. 517 00:40:34,501 --> 00:40:35,793 There he is! 518 00:40:36,418 --> 00:40:39,210 Leave me alone. I've nothing to say. 519 00:40:46,293 --> 00:40:47,710 Leave me alone. 520 00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:49,626 Leave me alone! 521 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:56,501 Let's go. 522 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:05,876 Police, terrorists! What next? 523 00:41:06,043 --> 00:41:08,751 - Hello, Mr Septime. - What's going on? 524 00:41:08,918 --> 00:41:13,543 - You don't seem happy. - Oh, yes. I'm thrilled. 525 00:41:13,710 --> 00:41:16,376 Thrilled. He's thrilled! 526 00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:20,626 When the people's benefactor is among torturers! 527 00:41:21,835 --> 00:41:25,626 - You'll have to make amends. - Amends for what? 528 00:41:25,793 --> 00:41:29,960 Our president was kidnapped in your restaurant, right? 529 00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:34,085 Back home, that's enough to have you shot. 530 00:41:35,751 --> 00:41:39,001 Try your luck. Who needs a ticket? 531 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:44,168 Look. 532 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:47,001 Don't try that again. Listen. 533 00:41:47,168 --> 00:41:52,001 You're going to help me lure the wolves out of their lair. 534 00:41:52,168 --> 00:41:55,668 You'll provoke them by telling the papers you saw them. 535 00:41:55,835 --> 00:41:59,460 - It's not true! - The terrorists will think it's true. 536 00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:03,251 - They'll try to kill me. - But they'll show themselves. 537 00:42:03,418 --> 00:42:06,043 We catch them and shoot them. 538 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:08,418 Before they kill you. 539 00:42:08,585 --> 00:42:10,293 What if they kill me first? 540 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:14,376 Choose: them later or me right now. 541 00:42:22,918 --> 00:42:24,543 Murderer! 542 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,376 Mind the car! 543 00:42:58,793 --> 00:43:00,710 That takes the biscuit! 544 00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:15,626 Well? What have you decided? 545 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,543 Let's talk somewhere more peaceful. 546 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,918 - Where? - I don't know. 547 00:43:21,085 --> 00:43:23,376 Come for dinner one night. 548 00:43:23,543 --> 00:43:25,918 No. Not one night. Tonight! 549 00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:33,585 Wait. 550 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:18,126 OK? Everything all right? 551 00:44:20,168 --> 00:44:22,376 - All right? - Fine, thank you. 552 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,501 Mademoiselle, monsieur, this way. 553 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,876 - Have you chosen? - I've chosen a good table. 554 00:44:41,043 --> 00:44:44,460 Have you had time to think about me? 555 00:44:44,626 --> 00:44:47,501 Look... I haven't stopped. 556 00:44:47,668 --> 00:44:51,335 Seriously. Have you thought about my proposal? 557 00:44:51,501 --> 00:44:54,085 We can talk after the rush. 558 00:44:54,251 --> 00:44:57,626 It'd be better for you before the rush. 559 00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:19,001 Mr Septime, there's no more crayfish. 560 00:45:19,168 --> 00:45:22,626 - What do we do? - We must sneeze. 561 00:45:36,126 --> 00:45:37,543 One! 562 00:45:37,710 --> 00:45:39,043 Two! 563 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:41,460 - Three! Get it? - Bravo. We're on our way. 564 00:45:41,626 --> 00:45:43,460 Be quick! 565 00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:53,918 I'll be right there. Just a second. 566 00:45:59,043 --> 00:46:00,668 There. I sneezed. 567 00:46:00,835 --> 00:46:04,043 The police are coming. They're like rats in a trap. 568 00:46:04,210 --> 00:46:05,668 Look. 569 00:46:08,751 --> 00:46:10,043 Calm down. 570 00:46:10,251 --> 00:46:13,793 I've planned it all. Leave it to me. I'll keep them here. 571 00:46:21,543 --> 00:46:25,460 - I'm all yours. - The chef is so angry! 572 00:46:25,626 --> 00:46:27,460 - Why? - He wants to come here. 573 00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:29,960 Let him stay there. I'll go to him. 574 00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:32,876 Come along! I've things to do here. 575 00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:34,835 What would you like? Oh, sorry... 576 00:46:35,001 --> 00:46:37,668 Sit down here. 577 00:46:38,751 --> 00:46:40,668 Good resemblance. 578 00:46:40,835 --> 00:46:42,501 Good photograph. 579 00:46:42,668 --> 00:46:45,918 - Aficionado! - I don't understand Spanish. 580 00:46:46,085 --> 00:46:48,085 You understand it perfectly. 581 00:46:48,251 --> 00:46:50,376 - Yes. You're right. - Let's chat. 582 00:46:50,543 --> 00:46:54,376 You can invite us to drink your best champagne. 583 00:46:57,126 --> 00:47:00,376 Mr Septime is treating us to his best champagne. 584 00:47:00,543 --> 00:47:02,876 That's not possible! Is it? 585 00:47:08,585 --> 00:47:11,543 I don't understand. What are you saying? 586 00:47:11,710 --> 00:47:12,876 ...the police... 587 00:47:13,043 --> 00:47:15,251 Are you taking the mickey? 588 00:47:16,668 --> 00:47:18,668 ...whether it's dry or sweet. 589 00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:20,918 His best champagne! 590 00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:23,251 - I'll help him. - Sit down. 591 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,626 - That's the firemen. - No. 592 00:47:30,293 --> 00:47:31,835 It is, it's the firemen. 593 00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:36,793 Firemen go B-A, B-A. The police go D-A, D-A. 594 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,168 - That's B-A, B-A. - That's D-A, D-A. 595 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,001 - That's B-A, B-A, B-A. - No, it's... 596 00:47:46,168 --> 00:47:48,501 The police are coming. We must leave. 597 00:47:48,668 --> 00:47:50,335 Leave? And the champagne? 598 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,168 - At the house. - The bill. 599 00:47:52,335 --> 00:47:54,085 The bill's for you. 600 00:48:12,376 --> 00:48:13,501 Well? 601 00:48:15,543 --> 00:48:17,543 I get it. Well? Where are they? 602 00:48:18,335 --> 00:48:20,168 Behind. 603 00:48:21,335 --> 00:48:22,460 No one's there. 604 00:48:25,918 --> 00:48:29,168 Where are they? I'll rip their eyes out! 605 00:48:29,335 --> 00:48:33,335 - You let them go, you imbecile! - Take the hysterical woman away. 606 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:36,293 You're addressing the president's secretary. 607 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:39,210 Forgive me, mademoiselle. My respects. 608 00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:41,585 - Run after them. - Whom? 609 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,710 - Didn't the owner of this dive say? - Please! 610 00:48:44,876 --> 00:48:46,210 The terrorists! 611 00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:49,293 - Where are they? - Far away. I told you 15 times. 612 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:54,835 I sneezed five times. You didn't get it at all! 613 00:48:55,001 --> 00:48:56,585 I didn't get it? 614 00:48:56,751 --> 00:49:01,126 Insulting a representative of authority while on duty. 615 00:49:01,293 --> 00:49:03,376 You'll spend the night in a cell. 616 00:49:03,585 --> 00:49:07,585 - Take him away! - I won't tolerate it! 617 00:49:09,168 --> 00:49:13,501 I order you to let me go. Let me go, damn it! 618 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:19,793 In a black maria? How shameful! 619 00:49:21,085 --> 00:49:24,501 I'll complain to the minister tomorrow morning! 620 00:49:31,251 --> 00:49:33,126 Wait for me. I'll be right back. 621 00:49:34,251 --> 00:49:35,543 Leave us. 622 00:49:36,585 --> 00:49:41,543 Well? I hope a night's meditation was profitable. 623 00:49:42,585 --> 00:49:44,918 I'll be magnanimous. You're free. 624 00:49:45,085 --> 00:49:47,376 - Good. - Your car is here. 625 00:49:47,543 --> 00:49:50,126 - Everything's fine? - Everything's fine. 626 00:49:50,293 --> 00:49:53,585 Now the terrorists will be looking to kill you. 627 00:49:53,751 --> 00:49:56,668 - What? - You're under our protection. 628 00:49:56,835 --> 00:49:58,043 Is that understood? 629 00:49:58,210 --> 00:50:01,085 We start the operation again. You've no choice. 630 00:50:01,251 --> 00:50:02,876 It's your last chance. 631 00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:05,251 What do I do? 632 00:50:09,793 --> 00:50:12,960 Goodbye, Commissioner... 633 00:50:36,835 --> 00:50:38,918 There he is! 634 00:50:44,835 --> 00:50:46,668 Hello, Septime. 635 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,626 Don't turn around. Carry straight on. 636 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,960 You're going to obey me. 637 00:50:53,126 --> 00:50:56,001 We're going for a little spin. 638 00:50:56,168 --> 00:50:59,876 I want to talk, but I need somewhere more peaceful. 639 00:51:00,043 --> 00:51:04,710 We'll carry on this chat later. Head for the Saint-Cloud Park. 640 00:51:04,876 --> 00:51:07,168 - Got that? - Saint-Cloud Park. 641 00:51:07,335 --> 00:51:09,793 And be very careful. 642 00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,085 Remember your life is at stake. 643 00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:17,751 POLICE HEADQUARTERS 644 00:51:19,251 --> 00:51:21,668 No, no, no! 645 00:51:21,835 --> 00:51:23,751 Keep moving. Look where you are! 646 00:51:23,918 --> 00:51:25,126 Come here. 647 00:51:25,293 --> 00:51:26,543 Come here! 648 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,543 Don't look suspicious. Look into the air. 649 00:51:30,710 --> 00:51:33,585 There's a terrorist hiding in my back seat. 650 00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:36,335 Underneath... I don't know, but look. 651 00:51:36,501 --> 00:51:38,835 No, no. Discreetly. 652 00:51:39,001 --> 00:51:41,793 Is he there, then? 653 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,793 Lucky I'm in a good mood. Go on, move along! 654 00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:50,501 I tell you, he's hiding there. He wants to kill me. 655 00:51:50,668 --> 00:51:52,918 He's a killer. He wants to kill me. 656 00:51:53,126 --> 00:51:56,126 Look. You can see there's nobody there. 657 00:51:57,543 --> 00:52:00,001 He's gone. Or he's in the trunk. 658 00:52:00,168 --> 00:52:02,793 In the trunk? Let's check the trunk. 659 00:52:04,710 --> 00:52:06,376 - Come on. - Be careful. 660 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:09,001 Are you armed? He's dangerous. 661 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:11,251 It'll be fine. Don't worry. 662 00:52:14,210 --> 00:52:16,543 He's gone. Oh, there's nobody there. 663 00:52:16,710 --> 00:52:19,293 - But he talked to me. - He won't talk now. 664 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:22,251 He can't have gone far. Isn't he underneath? 665 00:52:22,418 --> 00:52:24,918 - He talked to me. - Go home and sleep. 666 00:52:25,085 --> 00:52:28,460 - Is he underneath? - Move along. He won't talk now. 667 00:52:28,626 --> 00:52:30,751 He's not behind? Thank you. 668 00:52:30,918 --> 00:52:32,668 That's right. Go on. 669 00:52:36,751 --> 00:52:38,543 - Septime. - I don't believe it! 670 00:52:38,710 --> 00:52:43,001 That wasn't very sensible. You are most unwise. 671 00:52:43,168 --> 00:52:45,501 You'd better not try again. 672 00:52:46,668 --> 00:52:50,668 Carry on without turning round. Saint-Cloud, I said. 673 00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:55,627 It's a peaceful spot where I can address your conscience. 674 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,668 Now get out, Septime. 675 00:53:17,835 --> 00:53:22,085 Come and sit in the back with me. We can have a little chat. 676 00:53:27,626 --> 00:53:29,043 Sit down! 677 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:35,835 No. I'm not the invisible man. 678 00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:38,251 Search, Septime. 679 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:43,001 I'm behind you. 680 00:53:45,751 --> 00:53:47,585 Pick up the paper. 681 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:51,668 There I am. 682 00:53:54,168 --> 00:53:57,460 And now you can listen to me. 683 00:53:58,835 --> 00:54:00,918 I didn't set up this business 684 00:54:01,085 --> 00:54:04,376 to tell you Aunt Lucie's latest recipe. 685 00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:07,210 You'll be eliminated forthwith 686 00:54:07,376 --> 00:54:10,293 if you don't carry out my orders carefully. 687 00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:11,793 They are simple. 688 00:54:12,501 --> 00:54:15,210 You ask for an audience with the minister. 689 00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:19,210 The commissioner you've just seen will help. 690 00:54:19,376 --> 00:54:20,210 And then 691 00:54:20,418 --> 00:54:25,585 I'll say: Yes, Minister, gentlemen, 692 00:54:25,751 --> 00:54:29,626 we are holding President Novales. 693 00:54:29,793 --> 00:54:32,751 We didn't kidnap him for political ends. 694 00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:38,043 We are an independent group unaffiliated to parties, 695 00:54:38,210 --> 00:54:41,501 which wants to live free of dishonest compromise. 696 00:54:41,668 --> 00:54:44,001 We have decided this: 697 00:54:45,293 --> 00:54:48,376 if the sum of 200 million in treasury bonds 698 00:54:48,543 --> 00:54:53,793 doesn't reach us within three days through Mr Septime, 699 00:54:54,001 --> 00:54:57,501 not only will he be shot dead, 700 00:54:57,668 --> 00:55:00,585 but President Novales will face a firing squad 701 00:55:00,793 --> 00:55:03,585 with all the honours due to his rank. 702 00:55:04,043 --> 00:55:08,585 Imagine the international repercussions for France 703 00:55:08,793 --> 00:55:13,376 if you abandon your guest to such a tragic fate. 704 00:55:13,585 --> 00:55:17,668 Mr Septime, the ransom carrier, will receive our instructions. 705 00:55:17,835 --> 00:55:21,626 An itinerary will be communicated to him as he progresses. 706 00:55:22,085 --> 00:55:24,710 Our next broadcast will be tomorrow morning. 707 00:55:24,793 --> 00:55:27,085 Resume listening at 11 o'clock. 708 00:55:31,418 --> 00:55:34,335 What can we do? We can't get out of it. 709 00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,418 Indeed, Minister. 710 00:55:36,585 --> 00:55:39,543 If the president were executed, we'd look silly. 711 00:55:39,710 --> 00:55:41,210 What about me, Minister? 712 00:55:41,376 --> 00:55:46,460 Yes, you, of course. But him! 713 00:55:46,626 --> 00:55:50,043 All I can do is raise the money, 714 00:55:50,210 --> 00:55:53,168 and you must prove yourself worthy of our trust. 715 00:55:53,335 --> 00:55:55,251 Come, my good friend. 716 00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:59,001 Don't worry. It'll all be fine. You'll see. 717 00:55:59,168 --> 00:56:00,293 Yes, I'll see. 718 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:02,918 Try to think of something else. 719 00:56:03,085 --> 00:56:06,626 I'll call you tomorrow to hand over the money. 720 00:56:06,793 --> 00:56:09,376 Will I have to sneeze? 721 00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:13,168 I don't see why. And sleep. 722 00:56:13,335 --> 00:56:16,293 I want a fighting-fit Septime. 723 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,793 Good night, Commissioner. 724 00:56:21,876 --> 00:56:25,001 It's all going very well. Wonderfully. 725 00:56:25,168 --> 00:56:27,668 Your machinations are Machiavellian. 726 00:56:27,835 --> 00:56:31,585 It's progress in the service of old principles. 727 00:56:31,751 --> 00:56:34,585 Bait. Always bait the hook. Like in fishing. 728 00:56:34,751 --> 00:56:37,751 Imagine the terrorists who kidnapped the president 729 00:56:37,918 --> 00:56:41,918 when they hear that others are trying to pocket 200 million. 730 00:56:42,085 --> 00:56:43,876 They'll show themselves. 731 00:56:44,043 --> 00:56:47,210 They'll follow brave Septime and we'll pick them up. 732 00:56:47,376 --> 00:56:51,668 200 million on the loose! You could have said 50. 733 00:56:51,835 --> 00:56:54,876 It wouldn't have sounded serious, Minister. 734 00:56:55,043 --> 00:56:57,418 Do we start the operation from here? 735 00:56:57,585 --> 00:56:59,585 No, dear chap. From your office. 736 00:56:59,751 --> 00:57:02,459 It's your idea, not mine. 737 00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:07,085 Tomorrow I'll have the treasury bonds. I'll bring them. 738 00:57:08,501 --> 00:57:11,376 Thank you most kindly, Minister. 739 00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,793 There, my dear Septime. 740 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:25,376 You'll drop the ransom where they tell you and then call me. 741 00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,585 If I can. I mean, I hope so. 742 00:57:27,751 --> 00:57:30,126 Come on, buck up! 743 00:57:30,293 --> 00:57:32,793 All you have to do is your duty. 744 00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,543 We'll do ours. 745 00:57:34,710 --> 00:57:38,085 Don't have me followed! Did you hear? 746 00:57:38,251 --> 00:57:41,668 They won't hesitate to execute me, and the president too. 747 00:57:41,835 --> 00:57:45,876 They'll execute the president. I'll be executed, anyway. 748 00:57:46,585 --> 00:57:48,626 - Septime... - Yes. 749 00:57:48,793 --> 00:57:50,126 Look at me. 750 00:57:51,668 --> 00:57:53,460 Is my word enough or not? 751 00:57:55,293 --> 00:57:56,835 Yes. 752 00:57:57,001 --> 00:57:59,710 The eyes of France are upon you. 753 00:58:02,585 --> 00:58:05,085 And if you accomplish your mission, 754 00:58:05,251 --> 00:58:08,085 it will show its gratitude. 755 00:58:12,043 --> 00:58:14,418 - The same? - I promise. 756 00:58:15,501 --> 00:58:16,918 The same colour? 757 00:58:19,376 --> 00:58:20,876 Yes. 758 00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,751 Bon voyage, Septime. 759 00:58:38,751 --> 00:58:39,835 Go on. 760 00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:52,001 Well? 761 00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:55,710 The satellite is in orbit. All we have to do is guide it. 762 00:58:55,876 --> 00:58:59,210 - What if it fails? - No danger. 763 00:58:59,376 --> 00:59:00,960 Septime knows well enough 764 00:59:01,126 --> 00:59:04,251 you can't make an omelette without breaking eggs. 765 00:59:04,418 --> 00:59:07,626 A 200-million omelette à la Septime, quite a feast! 766 00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:13,210 - We're watching his every move. - I find that very bold. 767 00:59:13,376 --> 00:59:15,751 - If I may... - Please. 768 00:59:20,126 --> 00:59:23,085 There he is. You'll see. 769 00:59:23,251 --> 00:59:25,626 11 o'clock. Demonstration. 770 00:59:28,835 --> 00:59:30,085 Hello, Septime? 771 00:59:31,085 --> 00:59:33,085 Go to the newspaper kiosk. 772 00:59:36,626 --> 00:59:38,501 We'll have him go around it. 773 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:42,376 Stop! Walk around the kiosk. 774 00:59:48,376 --> 00:59:49,335 Faster. 775 00:59:54,501 --> 00:59:56,376 Faster than that! 776 01:00:04,126 --> 01:00:06,918 Stop! Straight ahead now. 777 01:00:11,210 --> 01:00:12,210 Stop! 778 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,335 Go to your car. 779 01:00:17,585 --> 01:00:21,043 Septime! I said go to your car. 780 01:00:27,835 --> 01:00:29,793 Are you getting in your car or not? 781 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:33,876 Do so, and wait for my instructions. 782 01:00:34,043 --> 01:00:38,043 Rest and recover your strength. You're going on a long trip. 783 01:00:42,376 --> 01:00:45,210 There. Excuse me, Minister. 784 01:00:49,376 --> 01:00:51,835 - Promising. - Just breaking it in. 785 01:00:52,001 --> 01:00:54,751 It'll be fine, you'll see. 786 01:00:54,918 --> 01:00:57,501 I have to call the radio and the press. 787 01:00:57,710 --> 01:01:02,585 "The heroic Frenchman will be the last-chance messenger..." 788 01:01:02,751 --> 01:01:05,501 The scum! Daring to demand a ransom! 789 01:01:05,668 --> 01:01:07,876 Old traditions are dying, sir. 790 01:01:08,043 --> 01:01:11,001 Men don't risk their lives for honour. 791 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,793 But that's the kind of men we are. 792 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:16,543 We must intercept the ransom for our noble cause. 793 01:01:16,710 --> 01:01:19,501 It won't fall into corrupt hands. 794 01:01:19,668 --> 01:01:23,418 We must be cautious. This Septime will be watched. 795 01:01:23,626 --> 01:01:26,751 First, we'll start by following him. 796 01:01:26,918 --> 01:01:28,918 But the first chance we get... 797 01:01:31,001 --> 01:01:32,793 Septime! 798 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:36,793 After the tunnel, head towards the pass. Out. 799 01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:00,043 There he is! 800 01:02:00,210 --> 01:02:01,210 Go on. 801 01:02:01,376 --> 01:02:04,793 Go straight on for now. 802 01:02:06,085 --> 01:02:09,210 Don't forget we're still here. 803 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:19,543 They'll soon be after him, and we'll get to the president. 804 01:02:19,710 --> 01:02:23,627 One has to wait in the shadows to see clearly. 805 01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:27,918 Your idea is excellent. You surprised us. Eh, Henri? 806 01:02:48,876 --> 01:02:51,126 This way, we'll be ahead of him. 807 01:02:51,293 --> 01:02:53,543 To follow well, one must precede. 808 01:02:53,751 --> 01:02:57,543 - And we know where he's going. - So we won't lose him. 809 01:02:59,001 --> 01:03:00,543 Let's hit the road. 810 01:03:06,876 --> 01:03:09,585 Are we going to dawdle around like this for long? 811 01:03:09,751 --> 01:03:13,626 We keep watch and see where he leads us. 812 01:03:18,335 --> 01:03:22,418 Oh, there's snow now. Snow! 813 01:03:39,876 --> 01:03:41,168 We have a nibble. 814 01:03:41,876 --> 01:03:43,876 What do our customers look like? 815 01:03:44,501 --> 01:03:45,626 A convertible. 816 01:03:47,126 --> 01:03:49,668 Followed by an American car. 817 01:03:50,210 --> 01:03:53,835 Heading the procession is our friend Septime... 818 01:03:55,085 --> 01:03:57,918 ...closely followed by a ravishing blonde. 819 01:03:58,376 --> 01:03:59,959 Charming! 820 01:04:02,668 --> 01:04:06,126 Followed by the very full limousine. It's working. 821 01:04:06,293 --> 01:04:07,501 Go on. 822 01:04:10,585 --> 01:04:11,793 Hello, Septime? 823 01:04:13,293 --> 01:04:16,710 In three minutes, you'll reach Black Rock Pass. 824 01:04:16,876 --> 01:04:20,793 After the pass, go through the village 825 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:24,668 and turn right towards Val d'Isère. 826 01:04:24,876 --> 01:04:28,585 I repeat: after the pass, towards Val d'Isère. 827 01:04:28,751 --> 01:04:32,460 Val d'Isère, Hotel de la Poste, two stars, 828 01:04:32,626 --> 01:04:37,501 frogs' legs à la savoyarde, saddle of lamb in pepper sauce. 829 01:04:39,418 --> 01:04:42,126 Let's move on to the next stage. 830 01:05:05,293 --> 01:05:07,751 Good day. Everything's ready. This way. 831 01:05:07,918 --> 01:05:09,293 Perfect. 832 01:05:10,293 --> 01:05:12,710 The garage is at the rear. 833 01:06:01,668 --> 01:06:04,835 Take him in hand, but don't scare our brave Septime. 834 01:06:05,001 --> 01:06:07,001 Hello, Septime, do you read? 835 01:06:07,668 --> 01:06:11,376 Don't forget you're carrying all our hopes. 836 01:06:12,210 --> 01:06:14,835 - Careful, the road is slippery. - Yes. Thank you. 837 01:06:15,001 --> 01:06:17,793 If you skid, don't ever brake. 838 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:20,585 Accelerate into the skid. 839 01:06:20,751 --> 01:06:22,376 That's right. 840 01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:24,126 Into it? 841 01:06:28,168 --> 01:06:29,251 The stop sign! 842 01:06:29,418 --> 01:06:30,543 Let's go. 843 01:06:53,168 --> 01:06:56,585 Oh, the fools! They'll spoil everything. 844 01:06:57,585 --> 01:06:59,335 Always getting in the way. 845 01:06:59,918 --> 01:07:02,376 That wasn't meant to happen. 846 01:07:12,376 --> 01:07:14,335 If they catch him, we've had it. 847 01:07:16,793 --> 01:07:19,126 Police motorbikes! What do they want? 848 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:30,960 Call him. Tell him to step on it. 849 01:07:33,001 --> 01:07:35,668 If you're caught, you'll be executed. 850 01:07:35,876 --> 01:07:38,043 Quick, hurry. Don't wait. 851 01:07:38,210 --> 01:07:39,460 Go now! 852 01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:54,168 They've lost ground. It's OK. 853 01:07:57,668 --> 01:08:00,501 This Mr Septime is very good. 854 01:08:01,626 --> 01:08:03,501 I've lost them. 855 01:08:15,085 --> 01:08:17,793 There they are! I've had it. 856 01:08:19,501 --> 01:08:22,668 "If you skid"... What did he tell me? 857 01:08:22,835 --> 01:08:26,251 "If you skid, brake in the opposite direction"... 858 01:08:26,418 --> 01:08:27,585 I don't remember. 859 01:08:28,085 --> 01:08:29,751 Lock the... 860 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:36,210 They're getting closer. 861 01:08:37,335 --> 01:08:38,543 I've had it. 862 01:08:39,043 --> 01:08:40,418 I've had it! 863 01:08:55,501 --> 01:08:57,835 Well, well. Let's go down for a look. 864 01:09:00,918 --> 01:09:03,626 Here's our first customer. 865 01:09:04,418 --> 01:09:06,960 See, my idea works pretty well! 866 01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:10,376 We'll see if she's after Septime. Get him to speed up. 867 01:09:11,168 --> 01:09:13,210 Faster, Septime. Faster! 868 01:09:13,376 --> 01:09:17,210 "Faster!" It's easy to say over a microphone. 869 01:09:22,376 --> 01:09:23,376 Go! 870 01:09:23,543 --> 01:09:26,376 I can't. I can't! 871 01:09:27,335 --> 01:09:29,001 - Faster, Septime. - I can't. 872 01:09:29,835 --> 01:09:32,001 - Faster, Septime. - I can't. 873 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,793 - Faster, Septime. - I can't! 874 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:50,835 She doesn't like cops. She must be in on it. 875 01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:55,085 Here are our family friends again. 876 01:09:55,251 --> 01:09:57,626 Like a procession. Better and better. 877 01:10:04,126 --> 01:10:05,710 This is tricky. Accelerate! 878 01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:08,793 Oh, damn! 879 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:18,418 I lost them this time. Now we're home and dry. 880 01:10:18,585 --> 01:10:20,668 What's that? 881 01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:36,835 A car! Quick! Quick! 882 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:39,710 I can't. I've had enough... 883 01:11:43,293 --> 01:11:44,335 Come on! 884 01:11:45,418 --> 01:11:48,043 Quick. Hurry! Go on! 885 01:11:55,543 --> 01:11:57,001 There are the others. 886 01:11:59,085 --> 01:12:01,001 Don't let them out of our sight. 887 01:12:02,501 --> 01:12:04,293 I saved your life. 888 01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:06,918 - The police couldn't catch you. - Why? 889 01:12:07,085 --> 01:12:11,960 The others would have executed the president, and you'd be dead. 890 01:12:12,126 --> 01:12:14,960 - So I saved your life. - Thank you. 891 01:12:15,126 --> 01:12:16,710 Put your seat belt on. 892 01:12:21,043 --> 01:12:22,835 Watch out! 893 01:12:24,793 --> 01:12:26,626 Faster! 894 01:12:40,501 --> 01:12:41,626 There they are. 895 01:12:45,585 --> 01:12:47,626 We won't lose them now. 896 01:12:58,043 --> 01:12:59,335 Come on! 897 01:13:16,001 --> 01:13:19,251 - We're being followed! - By whom? 898 01:13:19,418 --> 01:13:21,793 Who cares? Faster! 899 01:13:21,960 --> 01:13:23,543 Come on, faster! 900 01:13:23,710 --> 01:13:25,085 Top speed. 901 01:13:27,918 --> 01:13:29,001 Come on! 902 01:13:34,210 --> 01:13:36,918 They must stop. Shoot the tyres! 903 01:13:46,626 --> 01:13:49,543 Traitors! I'll have them shot! 904 01:13:49,710 --> 01:13:51,876 They're the ones shooting at the moment. 905 01:14:08,876 --> 01:14:11,585 We'll get them in the valley. Go! 906 01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:21,585 I think we've got them. 907 01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:02,001 This is a better road. 908 01:16:09,876 --> 01:16:13,335 - We've given them the slip. - You think? 909 01:16:22,668 --> 01:16:24,168 Don't move. 910 01:16:32,335 --> 01:16:34,376 Ah, Commissioner. 911 01:16:34,710 --> 01:16:37,251 What a nice surprise to see you here! 912 01:16:40,001 --> 01:16:41,960 Is it over? Is it over? 913 01:16:43,001 --> 01:16:46,918 - Is it over? - Yes. If you come with me... 914 01:16:47,626 --> 01:16:50,376 Yes, Commissioner. I've had enough... 915 01:16:56,043 --> 01:16:58,543 If you didn't kidnap him why did you want the ransom? 916 01:16:58,710 --> 01:17:00,918 - So the others wouldn't get it. - Which others? 917 01:17:01,085 --> 01:17:03,168 The ones who kidnapped him. 918 01:17:03,335 --> 01:17:06,418 I don't know where the president is. I didn't kidnap him. 919 01:17:06,585 --> 01:17:08,293 It wasn't me. That's all. 920 01:17:14,585 --> 01:17:16,710 - He's tough! - What can we do? 921 01:17:16,876 --> 01:17:19,960 Take him by the finger and turn like that. 922 01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:21,793 Give him to me! I'll do it. 923 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,293 No! Not her! No! 924 01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,668 Do you want to find the president? 925 01:17:25,835 --> 01:17:30,793 In our country certain methods are not permitted by law. 926 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,668 What was the point of having a revolution? 927 01:17:40,001 --> 01:17:41,585 Commissioner... 928 01:17:44,001 --> 01:17:46,001 Can I have a word? 929 01:17:49,918 --> 01:17:52,460 It's getting late. 930 01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:53,876 Are you tired? 931 01:17:54,043 --> 01:17:56,376 I want to go. 932 01:17:57,335 --> 01:17:59,251 Can I take my coat? 933 01:17:59,418 --> 01:18:01,001 Will you see me out? 934 01:18:01,168 --> 01:18:04,835 - You're going at such a time? - I'm rather tired. 935 01:18:05,001 --> 01:18:09,376 You won't see your restaurant tonight... your president. 936 01:18:09,543 --> 01:18:14,043 The people's hero's life is at stake, and you think of your bistro! 937 01:18:14,210 --> 01:18:17,668 It takes all sorts: heroes and bistros. 938 01:18:18,085 --> 01:18:19,626 Greasy-spoon owner! 939 01:18:23,501 --> 01:18:25,876 I definitely prefer Scandinavians. 940 01:18:26,043 --> 01:18:28,710 She called me a greasy-spoon owner! 941 01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:30,918 It didn't go that badly. 942 01:18:31,085 --> 01:18:34,835 - I'm happy to have contributed... - I renew my compliments. 943 01:18:35,001 --> 01:18:37,668 - Thank you, Commissioner. - You first. 944 01:18:38,668 --> 01:18:41,043 Talking of compliments... 945 01:18:41,210 --> 01:18:44,210 You're going to have a word with the minister. 946 01:18:44,376 --> 01:18:46,085 - Oh! The...? - That's right. 947 01:18:46,251 --> 01:18:49,210 I'll bear it in mind. What am I saying? We will. 948 01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:52,585 We'll talk about it over dinner at your place. 949 01:18:52,751 --> 01:18:54,751 To mark the occasion, 950 01:18:54,918 --> 01:18:59,585 I'll do stuffed lamb's trotters à la Septime! 951 01:19:01,001 --> 01:19:03,460 I guarantee he'll talk, and fast! 952 01:19:07,001 --> 01:19:08,293 Gentlemen! 953 01:19:09,293 --> 01:19:11,168 Gentlemen, I salute you. 954 01:19:13,168 --> 01:19:15,543 Gentlemen, I salute you. 955 01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:22,585 Now to Septime's! "Very good, monsieur." 956 01:19:24,126 --> 01:19:26,668 "Here we are, monsieur." "Thank you, Emile." 957 01:19:26,835 --> 01:19:30,210 "Hello, your Ladyship. Hello, Minister." 958 01:19:30,376 --> 01:19:32,876 Hello, Mr Septime. 959 01:19:36,168 --> 01:19:38,418 "Hello, your Ladyship. Hello, Minister." 960 01:19:38,585 --> 01:19:40,293 Hello, Mr Septime. 961 01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:42,293 Who's this? 962 01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:45,460 - We're going to take a little trip. - Not again. 963 01:19:45,626 --> 01:19:49,085 In a plane. Yes, in a plane. 964 01:19:50,335 --> 01:19:52,335 That's enough! 965 01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:55,460 Follow my instructions. Straight ahead. 966 01:19:55,626 --> 01:19:58,710 Turn left at the end of the avenue. 967 01:19:58,876 --> 01:20:00,751 Oh, not again! 968 01:20:00,918 --> 01:20:03,376 - Not again, surely? - Go on! 969 01:20:05,751 --> 01:20:07,876 I've had enough. Enough! 970 01:20:37,293 --> 01:20:39,710 You're wasting your time, believe me. 971 01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:42,543 This case is closed. 972 01:20:42,710 --> 01:20:43,877 Not quite. 973 01:20:44,043 --> 01:20:46,751 What do you mean? I don't understand. 974 01:20:46,918 --> 01:20:49,710 You'll understand... soon. 975 01:21:08,293 --> 01:21:10,835 Don't be afraid. There's no danger. 976 01:21:11,001 --> 01:21:13,293 It'll all be fine, you'll see. 977 01:21:13,460 --> 01:21:15,418 I'll see, I'll see... 978 01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:54,418 Monsieur... 979 01:22:01,543 --> 01:22:03,793 Mr President! 980 01:22:06,710 --> 01:22:09,668 Mr Septime! Glad to see you again. 981 01:22:09,835 --> 01:22:13,251 Me too! You've not been mistreated? 982 01:22:13,418 --> 01:22:16,376 I've never been so happy in my life. 983 01:22:16,543 --> 01:22:18,960 I'm finally free! 984 01:22:19,126 --> 01:22:20,751 I'm free! 985 01:22:20,918 --> 01:22:23,460 But you are a prisoner? 986 01:22:23,626 --> 01:22:27,501 - Only of myself. - I don't understand. 987 01:22:27,668 --> 01:22:29,876 I must confess everything. 988 01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:32,668 - No one kidnapped me. - What? 989 01:22:32,835 --> 01:22:35,168 - I kidnapped myself. - What? 990 01:22:35,335 --> 01:22:37,585 Yes. All on my own. 991 01:22:38,210 --> 01:22:40,751 I organised my escape to my retreat here. 992 01:22:40,918 --> 01:22:43,460 - It started at your restaurant. - I know. 993 01:22:43,626 --> 01:22:47,626 Forgive me. I couldn't bear it. I had to escape. 994 01:22:47,793 --> 01:22:50,460 You can't imagine a statesman's life. 995 01:22:50,626 --> 01:22:54,418 Official chores, protocol, hypocrisy... 996 01:22:54,585 --> 01:22:55,793 I'd had enough. 997 01:22:57,126 --> 01:23:00,418 You didn't think of the trouble you'd cause me? 998 01:23:01,626 --> 01:23:05,293 I needed space, fresh air, 999 01:23:05,460 --> 01:23:09,418 freedom, fishing, bird song. 1000 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,626 I've discovered nature. 1001 01:23:11,793 --> 01:23:14,751 And France! France is beautiful! 1002 01:23:14,918 --> 01:23:18,876 Yes, it's very pretty, but this isn't serious. 1003 01:23:19,043 --> 01:23:23,043 You should have thought before taking power. 1004 01:23:23,210 --> 01:23:25,585 When you take power, you have to keep it. 1005 01:23:25,751 --> 01:23:28,168 - If I'd known! - It's too late now. 1006 01:23:28,335 --> 01:23:31,710 I run a restaurant. I can't just desert. 1007 01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:35,043 Who said that was my intention? 1008 01:23:35,626 --> 01:23:37,710 This man was the pyramid. 1009 01:23:37,876 --> 01:23:40,543 He was the pyramid? 1010 01:23:41,668 --> 01:23:43,168 He's a real friend. 1011 01:23:43,335 --> 01:23:47,293 What about this woman who loves you, your secretary? 1012 01:23:47,460 --> 01:23:49,210 - She's yours. - I don't want her. 1013 01:23:49,376 --> 01:23:50,835 - Me neither. - What? 1014 01:23:51,001 --> 01:23:54,376 You can get sick of everything. Even earthquakes. 1015 01:23:54,543 --> 01:23:57,293 It needs sorting out. You can take her... 1016 01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:59,543 - Sit down. - Thank you. 1017 01:23:59,710 --> 01:24:01,543 My holidays are over. 1018 01:24:01,710 --> 01:24:04,418 I owe you the finest days of my life. 1019 01:24:04,585 --> 01:24:10,001 - I can't say the same. - That's why you're here. 1020 01:24:10,168 --> 01:24:13,668 I decided to right the wrongs I've done you. 1021 01:24:13,835 --> 01:24:17,460 - What? - I'll make you a hero. 1022 01:24:18,460 --> 01:24:20,210 A hero! 1023 01:24:21,460 --> 01:24:25,210 THANKS TO HEROIC MR SEPTIME, MISSING HEAD OF STATE IS FOUND 1024 01:24:25,376 --> 01:24:27,376 AND ESCAPES FROM HIS KIDNAPPERS 1025 01:25:26,085 --> 01:25:27,793 The president has disappeared! 1026 01:25:27,960 --> 01:25:30,210 - What have you done? - I don't know! 1027 01:25:30,376 --> 01:25:32,834 Not the pyramid again! 1028 01:25:33,001 --> 01:25:35,626 Find him or I'll throw you in jail! 1029 01:25:35,793 --> 01:25:37,251 What have you done... 1030 01:25:45,043 --> 01:25:46,626 Music, quick! 1031 01:25:48,001 --> 01:25:50,501 - I'd like to know... - The anthem! 1032 01:25:53,460 --> 01:25:55,293 No, no, no. 1033 01:25:56,543 --> 01:25:57,585 No. 1034 01:26:50,043 --> 01:26:52,043 Subtitles by Silverway Media 73497

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