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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:52,430 --> 00:00:55,706 Hello, Mr Michaux! You're no bother at all! 2 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,862 I'm practicing in the park with my boomerang. 3 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:02,579 I do it before the office, to relieve stress. 4 00:01:03,350 --> 00:01:07,025 Dinner Wednesday evening? I'd be delighted! 5 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,145 Hi! 6 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:14,703 - Coming to the game Wednesday? - No, I have a dinner date. 7 00:01:14,870 --> 00:01:16,940 - Coffee, Charlie. - What dinner date? 8 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,824 - One of our big customers invited me. - Why you? 9 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:23,744 At the bank, he stops at my window and chats. 10 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:26,301 - What about? - Everything: politics, 11 00:01:26,470 --> 00:01:29,746 showbiz, sports. He asks my opinion and I tell him. 12 00:01:29,910 --> 00:01:31,787 Why you? You're an idiot! 13 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:36,866 Listen, there'll be bigshots at that dinner! 14 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:39,828 Mr Perier says they're very interested in my ideas. 15 00:01:39,990 --> 00:01:42,663 So maybe the idiot isn't me, OK? 16 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:44,178 That's wonderful! 17 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:46,989 I'll definitely be there on Wednesday, 18 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,549 barring a snag... 19 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:00,428 - You coming or going? - Going. 20 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:02,262 To Biarritz. 21 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,546 - Why there? - It's my dad's birthday. 22 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:06,063 Hug him for me. 23 00:02:06,550 --> 00:02:07,824 A coffee, please. 24 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:11,062 - Coming Wednesday? - No, I'm busy. Are you going? 25 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,940 Sure. I'm in a bind: I don't have an idiot. 26 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:18,462 I've looked all over. Got one on hand? 27 00:02:19,070 --> 00:02:22,187 No, but I'll think about it. I'm late. 28 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:27,339 What's that? 29 00:02:27,790 --> 00:02:29,826 Dad collects them. A beauty, huh? 30 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:32,221 1 8th century, he'll love it. 31 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:35,063 - Your dad collects ladles? - He has over 300. 32 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,902 He's retired: keeps him busy. 33 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:41,143 Interesting! Could he discuss his passion in public, 34 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,744 - Tell us the story of ladles? - No, Pierre. 35 00:02:44,310 --> 00:02:46,460 - Does he come to Paris? - No, Pierre, not Dad. 36 00:02:46,790 --> 00:02:48,746 It's a very original hobby. 37 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:52,223 - You want him for your dinner? - How can you say that? 38 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:54,984 I'd take your dad to an idiot dinner? 39 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:56,466 Yes. 40 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:57,944 So I'm a bastard, eh? 41 00:02:58,830 --> 00:02:59,580 Yes. 42 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,102 I was just kidding. 43 00:03:02,270 --> 00:03:04,784 But I don't have an idiot yet. I'm panicked. 44 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,344 Hi, there. 45 00:03:25,910 --> 00:03:26,899 Sorry! 46 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:29,665 Thanks. 47 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:43,385 - Sorry, it fell out. - That's OK. 48 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:48,666 - Don't you recognize it? - What? 49 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,821 The Eiffel Tower! Made of matchsticks. 346,422 to be exact. 50 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:56,545 You did that? 51 00:03:56,790 --> 00:03:58,109 One of my finest pieces. 52 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:02,181 - You've done others? - I'll say! 53 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:09,107 ...Take the problem of lift. In this construction, 54 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:12,068 that was the biggest challenge: lift! 55 00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:15,867 But let's be basic: what is... 56 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:17,668 a suspension bridge? 57 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:24,542 The angle of the matches can't be a tenth of a degree off! 58 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:26,338 A tenth of a degree, 59 00:04:26,510 --> 00:04:27,738 think of it! 60 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:34,949 The Concorde was a different problem. 61 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,778 - Here's a little quiz... - We've arrived! 62 00:04:45,950 --> 00:04:46,860 Which took me... 63 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:49,783 - Longer, Eiffel or Concorde? - We've arrived! 64 00:04:51,110 --> 00:04:52,623 Already! 65 00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:54,861 How time flies! 66 00:05:02,550 --> 00:05:05,348 Pierre Brochant, please. It's Jean Cordier. 67 00:05:07,190 --> 00:05:08,509 Pierre? I've got one! 68 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,585 - What's he like? - A world champion! 69 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:33,067 THE DINNER GAME 70 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,700 PARIS - The Ministry of Finance 71 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:22,263 How's the soccer fan? 72 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,069 "Marseilles are turds, for the birds!" 73 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:27,381 Paris'll get it Wednesday! 74 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,623 Look at that asshole! 75 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,819 Sorry, Louisette. 76 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:33,503 I'm used to it. 77 00:07:36,670 --> 00:07:39,389 Brochant Publishers here. Mr Pignon, please. 78 00:07:39,950 --> 00:07:40,939 Speaking. 79 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:43,180 Mr Brochant for you. 80 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,749 - Mr Pignon? - Yes. 81 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:47,346 A friend, Jean Cordier, met you. 82 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:49,860 It was on the train. 83 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,219 Yes, of course... 84 00:07:51,710 --> 00:07:54,065 He said a lot about you. I want to meet you. 85 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,144 To meet me? 86 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:00,464 Francois Pignon! He was so awed, he was speechless. 87 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:01,824 It'll be a delight! 88 00:08:06,470 --> 00:08:09,030 - Who's Michaux bringing? - A boomerang collector. 89 00:08:09,190 --> 00:08:11,181 - That's a good one. - Priceless, I hear. 90 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:13,910 - How many will we be? - Ten, with Pignon. 91 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:15,825 It's shaping up. 92 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,508 - Shit! - What is it? 93 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,065 Christine! 94 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:56,821 - Did you cancel out of your dinner? - My God, that's cold! 95 00:08:57,110 --> 00:09:00,102 - Did you cancel out? - A sore back needs heat... 96 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:02,340 - Dr. Sorbier said ice. - You reached him? 97 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,546 In his car. He'll be here soon. 98 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:08,749 Great. I need a drink. A splash of scotch. 99 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:13,459 - Does a bad back make one deaf? - No, I didn't cancel out. 100 00:09:13,790 --> 00:09:16,304 You're still going to that vicious dinner? 101 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:19,701 It's great fun. You think it's vicious... 102 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:23,143 Don't sulk just because I enjoy it! 103 00:09:24,070 --> 00:09:27,426 Cancel your dinner. Stay with me. I'm a bit low. 104 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:30,309 So come with me, for a change. You'll enjoy 105 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,300 our dinners. 106 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:34,382 Inviting a poor guy to make fun of him? 107 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:37,508 But he's an idiot! Idiots are fair game. 108 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:40,100 A drink at his place, then dinner. 109 00:09:40,310 --> 00:09:41,345 At a restaurant? 110 00:09:41,910 --> 00:09:44,424 No, his friend has organized a big dinner. 111 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,467 I'm nervous... Which one? 112 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:48,620 They're the same. 113 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:52,700 This one's redder. It's more imaginative. 114 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:57,538 Mustn't forget my model file... 115 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:02,460 He wants to do a book! On my models, you realize? 116 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:04,582 Hurry, you'll be late. 117 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,183 You asked him here? 118 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:09,941 To study him before the dinner. I hear he's fabulous. 119 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,462 I'll leave you two together. Enjoy! 120 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:15,780 - Where are you going? - I have a dinner too. 121 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,349 I didn't want to go... 122 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:18,863 Dinner with whom? 123 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:21,946 Is it him? I won't meet him. 124 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:23,463 No, it's the doctor. 125 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:28,180 - Sorbier. - Come on up, doctor. 126 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:32,984 Good evening, doctor. 127 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,464 Fix him: he has an important dinner tonight. 128 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:41,539 An idiot dinner. Each regular has to bring an idiot... 129 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:42,985 Christine, please! 130 00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,345 The idiots don't know why they've been picked. 131 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:48,502 The fun is making them talk. Hilarious! 132 00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:51,628 Not to me, so I won't go. Good night, doctor. 133 00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:59,986 Sorry. It was for a sore back, not a family squabble. 134 00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:01,265 Can I wash my hands? 135 00:11:01,950 --> 00:11:03,463 First door on the left. 136 00:11:04,670 --> 00:11:06,706 In college, we gave "dog" dinners. 137 00:11:06,870 --> 00:11:10,146 The ugliest girl got a prize. 138 00:11:10,310 --> 00:11:12,460 Yes, we did that too. 139 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,985 - Idiots are funnier. - But less definite. 140 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:18,540 Some idiots are flagrant. 141 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,860 This one's unmistakable. 142 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:26,429 You look great. 143 00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:27,984 Thanks, Louisette. 144 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,539 Have a nice evening. Dazzle them! 145 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,308 - A friend of yours? - No. 146 00:11:34,470 --> 00:11:36,381 My friends are not that dumb. 147 00:11:36,550 --> 00:11:39,110 We pick aces. This is big league. 148 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,661 - Where do you find them? - It's hard. 149 00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:46,220 A real manhunt. We have scouts who tip us off. 150 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:47,743 5th lumbar vertebra! 151 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:58,544 - Is it serious? - No, but call off your dinner. 152 00:11:58,710 --> 00:11:59,381 No! 153 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:01,859 Rest your back tonight. I'll stop by tomorrow. 154 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,828 I have an A-one idiot coming! 155 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,902 Give me a shot! I don't care! Anything! 156 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,142 The icebag and rest. 157 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,062 Or you'll be out for 3 weeks. 158 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,664 I'm jinxed. 159 00:12:14,270 --> 00:12:15,669 My phone book, please. 160 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:17,945 The phone. 161 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,502 What's his name? 162 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,388 - What does he do? - He's a tax man. 163 00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:32,860 That's dangerous. What if he finds out? 164 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,265 He won't. We're careful. No idiot ever found out. 165 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,429 He's out. 166 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,062 - Holy shit! - What? 167 00:12:43,950 --> 00:12:46,589 His message. He tries to be witty. Pathetic. 168 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:52,308 Francois is out, but don't pout! 169 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:56,224 No need to weep, wait for the beep! 170 00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,508 Your turn to peep! 171 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:03,303 - Isn't he something? - Outstanding, I'd say. 172 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,227 - Here he is. - Don't move, I'll get it. 173 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,223 It's Francois Pignon. 174 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,869 5th floor, left. 175 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:16,625 He's coming. 176 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,139 I'll leave you a sedative: take 2 177 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:21,301 - If you're in pain. - Wait for him. It'll be fun. 178 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:25,065 I'm late. See you tomorrow. Call me at home 179 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:28,063 - If it's worse. - See you. Leave the door open. 180 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,108 - Do me a favor. - Certainly. 181 00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:35,138 Never invite me to dinner. I'd wonder! 182 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,468 - Good evening. - Evening, sir. 183 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,349 Go on in. It's open. 184 00:13:58,390 --> 00:14:00,267 Evening, Mr Pignon! Come on in! 185 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:01,700 I can't get up. 186 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:06,386 I wrenched my back. We'll have to put off our dinner. 187 00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:09,428 I'm sorry for you. A sore back is no fun. 188 00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,865 It's silly. What are you doing next Wednesday? 189 00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:14,339 Next Wednesday... nothing. 190 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:18,388 My friend's giving another dinner: you're invited. 191 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,863 How very nice. 192 00:14:21,030 --> 00:14:24,739 We missed you today. We won't miss you next week. 193 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:29,626 ...l'm talking about the authentic boomerang, 194 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:34,147 not those you find in Sydney souvenir stores, 195 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:39,589 the primitive boomerang of proud aborigine warriors, 196 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,349 that boomerang 197 00:14:41,870 --> 00:14:46,819 has a dynamism, a motion, when it's thrown correctly, 198 00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,304 that is miraculous! 199 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:51,545 How are you? 200 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:55,498 Not too hot. I'm a wreck... It's a real shame. 201 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,938 Sit down... 202 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,298 No, tonight it won't be possible. 203 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,347 We haven't sat down to dinner yet, so... 204 00:15:04,510 --> 00:15:07,263 It can behead a kangaroo from 1 50ft! 205 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,898 OK, but don't count on us. 206 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:11,499 Yes, he's here... 207 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:13,218 Very nice. 208 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,701 He has the look of a winner. 209 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:21,662 I'll have him there next week. 'Bye! 210 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,224 So how are you, Mr Pignon? 211 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,744 Very well, thanks. 212 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,944 The message on your machine is so witty. 213 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,428 Really? I wanted it to be original. 214 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,308 I'm still laughing. 215 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,506 Everybody comments on it. Friends ask me to do 216 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,865 - Their messages. - I can see why. 217 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,421 I could do yours... 218 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:53,386 No need. 219 00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:54,500 Takes a jiffy... 220 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,547 No, it's fine as it is. 221 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,268 A bit stuffy for you... 222 00:15:59,630 --> 00:16:01,621 I'm delighted to meet you. 223 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:06,068 Likewise. Since you called me at the Ministry, 224 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,186 I've been walking on air. 225 00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:11,786 I thought it was a gag. Did I sound dumb on the phone? 226 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:14,260 Yes... I mean, no. You were perfect. 227 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:18,668 A big publisher wanting to do a book on my models, 228 00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,980 inviting me to dinner. 229 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:23,266 You've changed my life. 230 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,220 The book project isn't firm yet... 231 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:32,469 I brought photos of my finest pieces. 232 00:16:36,310 --> 00:16:37,265 Superb. 233 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,542 - Took me 8 months. - It shows. 234 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:41,348 You do them at night? 235 00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,740 And weekends. Whenever I have time. 236 00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:46,629 - Are you married? - Yes... I mean, no. 237 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:48,305 Tancarville Bridge. 238 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:50,461 Great! Are you married or not? 239 00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:53,266 Let's say... my wife left me. 240 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,419 For a friend of mine. 241 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:58,305 Those things happen. 242 00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:01,424 A guy I knew at the Ministry, not a bad guy. 243 00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:03,626 I invited him home: she fell for him. 244 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:08,269 I don't know why, because between us, he's no genius. 245 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:11,742 How many matches in this one? 246 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:13,229 He's no genius? 247 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:17,508 The guy she ran off with. What a dumbbell! 248 00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:19,349 Come on, say a number. 249 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,948 Dumber than... You're smart: how does he rate against you? 250 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:28,069 Sorry to be vulgar, but there's only one word: he's an asshole! 251 00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:29,658 My God! 252 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,979 Well? 253 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:34,264 How could she run off with an asshole? 254 00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:38,499 I agree. He only talks about windsurfing! 255 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:42,104 - Can I meet him? - You like windsurfing? 256 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,862 I adore it. 257 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:49,101 Then you'll love J.P. Benjamin! We call him Dumbo. 258 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:53,058 He's in the phone book. Under Benjamin, not Dumbo. 259 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,068 So how many matches? 260 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:01,707 2000? 261 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:05,022 346,422! 262 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,143 That's not all. How many 263 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:10,709 tubes of glue? 264 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,182 We're going to that dinner! 265 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:16,466 - You can walk? - I'll try. 266 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,307 - Got a car? - Sure. 267 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:22,542 If you drive, we'll manage. Help me up. 268 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:26,184 Here we go. 269 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:31,619 You OK? 270 00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,105 Take it easy. 271 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,060 37! 272 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,660 Tubes of glue. 37. 273 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,825 We'll spend a wonderful evening, Mr Pignon! 274 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,827 I'm so sorry... Are you hurt? 275 00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,109 Any broken bones? 276 00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,022 - Now what? - A chiropractor! 277 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,820 - No need. - A buddy. He's great. 278 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:10,865 - I don't need him! - The best in North Paris. 279 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:13,942 I don't want him! Go home, I'll be fine. 280 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,105 And the dinner? 281 00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,738 It's off. I'm in no shape now! 282 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,143 The machine's on. 283 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,665 We're out. Speak after the beep. 284 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,821 Your message is a bit flat. 285 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,100 It's me. I'm not coming home tonight. 286 00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,625 I may never come home again. 287 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,140 Sorry to tell 288 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,382 you this on a machine, but maybe it's best. 289 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,583 Good-bye, Pierre. 290 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,142 I'll be off... 291 00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,347 - Sure you don't need anything? - No. 292 00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,788 Everything's fine. Good night. 293 00:20:06,190 --> 00:20:07,225 Sorry... 294 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:09,668 I forgot my briefcase. 295 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:19,187 I'm with you, Mr Brochant. All the way! 296 00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:20,988 Thanks a lot, good-bye. 297 00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:22,339 Good-bye. 298 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,105 What can I do for you? 299 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,261 Nothing, I'm fine, good night. 300 00:20:27,430 --> 00:20:30,342 I really know what you're going through. 301 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,466 I'd like to be left alone! 302 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:37,420 I said that when she left me. And I nearly died of grief in my home. 303 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,262 You've got a bad back, too! 304 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:41,785 She hasn't left me. She's a bit low. 305 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,145 She'll be back. Go home, good night! 306 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:48,462 "She'll be back". That's what I said. 2 years ago! 307 00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,422 I'm off to bed, turn out the lights. 308 00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:53,820 Can't I call my chiropractor buddy? 309 00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:54,866 No! 310 00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:59,069 He's great. And cheap. Know what he charges for house calls? 311 00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:03,219 I'm with Prof. Sorbier of the West Side Hospital. 312 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,142 I don't need your buddy! 313 00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:08,143 Yours may be good, but look at you now! 314 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,028 Because you fell on me! 315 00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:13,580 Why do I argue with this jerk? 316 00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:19,749 You're like a horse that missed a jump. At the track, they'd shoot you. 317 00:21:20,390 --> 00:21:21,869 Go away, Mr Pignon! 318 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,022 Your back could be fatal. 319 00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:27,739 If the spinal marrow is affected, it's paralysis. 320 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:29,468 You'll need a miracle! 321 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:34,018 - Call Sorbier! - That's better! 322 00:21:36,910 --> 00:21:38,138 What's his number? 323 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:39,260 In that book... 324 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,904 Prof. Sorbier, please. For Pierre Brochant. 325 00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:01,347 I need the doctor, it's an emergency. 326 00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:02,909 There's no doctor here. 327 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:05,348 Sorry, I dialed a wrong number. 328 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,704 I skipped a line. 329 00:22:08,230 --> 00:22:09,504 The writing's so tiny... 330 00:22:09,670 --> 00:22:10,580 Hang up! 331 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,942 Yes, I'm at his place... 332 00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:15,823 He's here... 333 00:22:16,390 --> 00:22:18,460 No, he's in rotten shape... 334 00:22:19,030 --> 00:22:22,181 A crick in his back. Lousy luck, he can't move, 335 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:23,908 he's spread out on the floor 336 00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:25,503 like an old sack. 337 00:22:26,190 --> 00:22:27,748 Who are you talking to? 338 00:22:28,230 --> 00:22:30,061 Who am I talking to? 339 00:22:31,110 --> 00:22:32,099 Really? 340 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:36,424 Then I can tell you he's in very bad shape. 341 00:22:36,590 --> 00:22:37,818 His wife left him, too. 342 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,628 He's broken, body and soul! 343 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,264 Stop that! 344 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:45,982 I must hang up, his nerves are cracking. I will. Bye! 345 00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:47,858 It was your sister! 346 00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:49,019 I don't have one. 347 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:51,983 You don't? 348 00:22:52,150 --> 00:22:55,301 I said, "Who is this?" She said, "His sister". 349 00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:57,145 He called Marlene! 350 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,263 She's not your sister? 351 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,261 Her name is Marlene Hissister! 352 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:06,782 How could I know? She said: "Marlene, his sister". It's confusing. 353 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:08,385 Gimme that phone. 354 00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:10,979 Hurry! 355 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:13,027 If my wife's gone, she'll come running. 356 00:23:13,190 --> 00:23:15,385 All I need is a nymphomaniac! 357 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:20,180 She's a nympho, too? Oh, my! 358 00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:23,944 Drop it! 359 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:28,307 If I call, she'll go on for hours! Say my wife's back. 360 00:23:29,750 --> 00:23:31,342 Hurry, dammit! 361 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,866 - My wife's back, all's well. - Really? 362 00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:35,265 That's what you say! 363 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:37,065 Right, sorry. 364 00:23:37,590 --> 00:23:39,342 Marlene Hissister! 365 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:52,182 Marlene Hissister? 366 00:23:52,510 --> 00:23:56,219 Me again. I'm calling to say Mrs Brochant came home. 367 00:23:56,910 --> 00:23:57,820 Yes, a moment ago. 368 00:23:58,710 --> 00:24:02,225 She's fine, Mr Brochant is fine, everybody's fine. 369 00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:05,430 His back is sore, but he's taking it well... 370 00:24:05,950 --> 00:24:07,019 Say good-bye! 371 00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:12,021 I'm not really a friend of his. He likes my models. 372 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:17,348 I make matchstick models of engineering feats, 373 00:24:17,510 --> 00:24:20,422 Tancarville bridge, the Golden Gate bridge... 374 00:24:20,590 --> 00:24:23,423 - She doesn't care! - She's very interested! 375 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:24,864 Don't tie up my phone! 376 00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:27,386 Sorry, I have to go now, 377 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:30,223 He needs me and in his shape I can't leave him alone. 378 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:31,345 Oh, my God! 379 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:34,104 All alone? His wife isn't back? 380 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:35,779 What? 381 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:39,222 Sure she's back... but she stepped out... 382 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:43,988 She hasn't walked out, she stepped out... To empty the garbage. 383 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:45,748 What is this? 384 00:24:46,590 --> 00:24:49,309 Aries, with Gemini rising... 385 00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:53,308 - Aries don't lie... I'm not lying. - Enough! 386 00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:55,019 I'll be right over. 387 00:24:57,950 --> 00:25:01,181 She said "I'll be right over" and hung up. 388 00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:02,669 Give me that phone! 389 00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:07,986 Sorry, I played it too cool... I didn't expect her 390 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,186 to be so cunning. 391 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:20,823 It's you, darling... I'll drop off the dogs and be right over. 392 00:25:21,110 --> 00:25:25,786 Don't! My wife'll be home any minute, don't come over! 393 00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,984 Sorry, but I doubt she'll be returning. 394 00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:31,744 Know what I think? She's gone back to Leblanc. 395 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:36,546 Leblanc! Why bring him up? ... Leblanc, that's all over! 396 00:25:36,790 --> 00:25:41,306 I say she's with no one! Please stay home tonight, OK? 397 00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:44,621 That nut won't listen! 398 00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:48,547 You can go now, I need to be alone. 399 00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:52,829 Can I help you to your room? You can't sleep on the floor! 400 00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:54,787 Get me to the sofa. 401 00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:58,745 Gently. 402 00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:01,428 Look ahead. 403 00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:06,143 - They're all alike, eh? - What? 404 00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:10,588 I overheard: I gather yours, too, ran off with someone. 405 00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,547 She ran off with nobody. 406 00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,425 Mine ran off with nobody, too. 407 00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:20,027 Because J.P. Benjamin is a nobody. But she ran off with him! 408 00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,021 Hadn't we said good-bye? 409 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,418 Yes, I'll be off... 410 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:27,742 I'll get you some water for the pills. Then I'll leave. 411 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:31,383 Is he a friend of yours? 412 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,866 Go to hell! 413 00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:42,899 Briefcase! 414 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:54,509 When you asked about my life, I didn't say "Go to hell". 415 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:56,069 Farewell, Mr Brochant. 416 00:26:58,110 --> 00:27:00,385 Leblanc was my best friend. We quarreled 417 00:27:00,550 --> 00:27:01,983 2 years ago. OK? 418 00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:06,660 Over what? He made a play for your wife! 419 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:08,866 No, I stole her from him. 420 00:27:09,190 --> 00:27:11,465 He lived with Christine, she left him for me. 421 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:14,149 They wrote a novel together 422 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,426 - And brought it to me. - Then what? 423 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:20,828 I took both, the novel and Christine. 424 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:25,505 All you windsurfers swipe your friends' wives! 425 00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:27,822 I'm not a windsurfer! 426 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:29,982 Listen, you told me before... 427 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:34,223 I don't do it enough to swipe my friends'... What am I saying? 428 00:27:34,390 --> 00:27:35,948 Is your curiosity 429 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:37,304 satisfied? 430 00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:39,941 Why don't you phone him? 431 00:27:40,270 --> 00:27:40,941 Who? 432 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:43,187 Him. To see if she went back to him! 433 00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:46,342 I call and say: "Did the woman I stole come back?" 434 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:48,509 You'd be clued in. 435 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:52,504 I called J.P. Benjamin: "Have you left with Florence?" 436 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,423 He said yes and hung up. At least I knew. 437 00:27:58,270 --> 00:27:59,385 What if I call him? 438 00:27:59,870 --> 00:28:00,780 You? 439 00:28:00,950 --> 00:28:04,181 I say: "I'm a friend of Mrs. Brochant, where can I reach her?" 440 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,422 He won't suspect a thing! 441 00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:08,228 I'm just trying to help. 442 00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,904 Thanks. But she's not with him. I need rest. 443 00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:13,818 I won't insist. 444 00:28:14,710 --> 00:28:16,063 Good night! 445 00:28:23,710 --> 00:28:27,225 If I tell you exactly what to say, could you do it? 446 00:28:27,390 --> 00:28:30,382 Sometimes I feel you think I'm an idiot. 447 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,619 Of course I can! What do I say? 448 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:37,224 We could use the book they wrote. 449 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:39,904 Tell him you're a movie producer. 450 00:28:40,070 --> 00:28:41,503 You've read the book 451 00:28:41,670 --> 00:28:43,820 - And want the movie rights. - Good idea! 452 00:28:43,990 --> 00:28:45,469 Then casually, 453 00:28:45,630 --> 00:28:47,780 - You ask about his co-author. - Co-author? 454 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,782 My wife! He wrote it with her! 455 00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,102 Right, sorry. 456 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,500 - It'll never work! - It will! 457 00:28:55,670 --> 00:28:57,501 - It's not easy, but I got it. - Not easy? 458 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,989 You're a producer, OK? 459 00:28:59,870 --> 00:29:01,428 You have a company in Paris. 460 00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:03,546 No, he knows everybody here. Foreign. 461 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,621 American? German? 462 00:29:06,270 --> 00:29:08,261 Belgian! That's it! 463 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:09,626 Why Belgian? 464 00:29:09,950 --> 00:29:10,939 It suits you. 465 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:16,345 You're a Belgian producer, you read "The Merry-Go-Round" and want to buy 466 00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:18,740 - The movie rights, OK? - Is it a good book? 467 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:21,183 Awful! What's the problem? 468 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,980 - It bothers me a bit. - Why? 469 00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:26,869 If it's awful, why do I want the rights? 470 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:31,466 You're not a producer, are you? 471 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:32,541 No. 472 00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:34,189 - You're not Belgian, either? - No. 473 00:29:34,350 --> 00:29:38,548 You're not calling about the book, you're calling about my wife! 474 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:43,504 That's tricky, but clever as hell! 475 00:29:44,110 --> 00:29:47,068 - What's his number? - 4 7 45... 476 00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:48,624 Never mind, I'll dial it. 477 00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:52,862 - His name is Just Leblanc. - He has no first name? 478 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,348 I told you: Just Leblanc. 479 00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:02,187 Leblanc's his name, Just his first name. 480 00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:06,660 Mr Pignon, your first name's 481 00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:08,707 Francois. Just think: 482 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,826 His is Just. 483 00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,666 We're wasting time. 484 00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:17,186 My wife wrote under her maiden name, Le Guirrec. 485 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,581 She's from Brittany? 486 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:21,225 Please concentrate! 487 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:22,665 Sorry. 488 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:26,779 At the end, ask him where you can contact 489 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,783 Christine Le Guirrec. I'll put on the loudspeaker. 490 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:32,305 - Go to it. - With a Belgian accent? 491 00:30:37,630 --> 00:30:41,703 Can I talk to Mr Just Leblanc, like? 492 00:30:42,190 --> 00:30:43,305 Speaking. 493 00:30:43,750 --> 00:30:45,627 Good evening, Mr Leblanc, 494 00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:49,102 George Van Brueghel here, sorry to bother you so late, 495 00:30:49,270 --> 00:30:52,740 I'm a Belgian producer, just got in from Belgium, like, 496 00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:55,629 and I'm very interested in your novel... 497 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:57,901 "The Merry-Go-Round"! 498 00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:03,427 I'd like to discuss buying the movie rights. 499 00:31:03,830 --> 00:31:05,309 Is this a gag? 500 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,702 Not at all, why a gag? 501 00:31:07,870 --> 00:31:09,986 - Etienne? - What? 502 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,261 Cut it out, I know it's you. 503 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:19,780 You're mistaken. I'm not Etienne, I'm a producer from Brussels. 504 00:31:19,950 --> 00:31:21,224 What company? 505 00:31:21,390 --> 00:31:22,425 Beg pardon? 506 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:24,820 What's your company called? 507 00:31:25,150 --> 00:31:26,981 Flatland Films. 508 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,218 A young, but dynamic company. 509 00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:34,100 - And you're interested in my novel? - Very interested. 510 00:31:34,390 --> 00:31:35,709 For movies or TV? 511 00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:40,187 A movie, for the big screen. 512 00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:41,863 Not the idiot box! 513 00:31:42,750 --> 00:31:44,627 I want to do the screenplay 514 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:45,700 myself. 515 00:31:46,230 --> 00:31:49,905 No problem. But we're a small company 516 00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:54,188 with limited budgets. If you're not too greedy... 517 00:31:55,750 --> 00:31:57,502 We'll talk money later. 518 00:31:57,670 --> 00:31:59,149 When can I meet you, Mr...? 519 00:32:00,150 --> 00:32:01,822 - Van Breughel... - My wife! 520 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:04,026 I'll call tomorrow for a meeting. 521 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:07,469 - Talk to you tomorrow. - Till tomorrow! 522 00:32:08,670 --> 00:32:10,422 There! We have the rights! 523 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:17,542 And for a song, I'd say! He fell for it, he did! 524 00:32:18,830 --> 00:32:19,626 And my wife? 525 00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:21,825 What? 526 00:32:23,990 --> 00:32:25,628 He forgot my wife! 527 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,744 He gabs 5 minutes and forgets my wife! 528 00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:30,979 I blew it! 529 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,539 This tops my wildest dreams! 530 00:32:34,910 --> 00:32:36,582 Indeed, I blew it. 531 00:32:36,870 --> 00:32:39,145 This is record breaking! 532 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:41,223 - I'll call back. - Gimme that phone! 533 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:45,542 I say: "How can I reach your co-author, Christine Le Guirrec?" 534 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,268 Gimme that phone! 535 00:32:47,430 --> 00:32:49,466 Too bad, we were about to find out. 536 00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:55,868 You'll say: "How can I reach your co-author, Christine Le Guirrec?" 537 00:32:56,390 --> 00:32:58,028 Not a word more. 538 00:32:59,550 --> 00:33:01,939 ...Some guy with an appalling accent... 539 00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:06,139 Van Brueghel... His company's called Flatland Films... 540 00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:08,062 I never heard of it, either... 541 00:33:08,230 --> 00:33:10,619 Hold on, the other line's ringing. 542 00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:16,380 Sorry to disturb you, it's Van Breughel again. 543 00:33:16,790 --> 00:33:20,226 My agent's on the other line. I'll call you. What's your number? 544 00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:22,900 01 45 90 56 03. 545 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,582 - He cut me off. - I did, you dolt! 546 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:29,660 What do you mean, dolt? 547 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:33,827 You gave him my phone number! 548 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:37,142 Sure, he wants to call me back. 549 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,467 You never stop, do you? 550 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:44,828 Sorry, I'm out of my depth. I'm doing my best, but... 551 00:33:45,270 --> 00:33:46,942 World class! 552 00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:49,499 Maybe the world champion! 553 00:33:51,190 --> 00:33:52,259 It's ringing! 554 00:33:53,830 --> 00:33:56,105 It rings, and he's happy! 555 00:33:56,430 --> 00:33:57,704 He's calling... Don't we answer? 556 00:33:58,390 --> 00:34:01,746 We're out, speak after the beep. 557 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,700 Pierre, it's Just. 558 00:34:04,270 --> 00:34:07,660 I wondered about the Belgian weirdo, then realized 559 00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:10,139 you're looking for your wife. 560 00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:13,746 Ask me yourself, without the accent. 'Bye. 561 00:34:14,870 --> 00:34:17,259 Just? It's me. Where is she? 562 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:22,020 I've waited 2 years for this. But I feel sorry for you. 563 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,782 Don't. Just say if she's with you. 564 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,385 She called to say she'd left you. 565 00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:28,983 She was very upset. 566 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:31,266 - She say where she was going? - No. 567 00:34:31,830 --> 00:34:33,058 Where could she be? 568 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,224 Painful, eh? 569 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:40,583 You went through it. I've got a bad back, to boot! 570 00:34:40,750 --> 00:34:41,785 No kidding? 571 00:34:41,990 --> 00:34:45,619 You'd laugh if you saw me. Bent over, unable to move. 572 00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:47,863 Want me to stop by? 573 00:34:48,190 --> 00:34:51,978 You're a pal, I'd rather be alone. Thanks again. 574 00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:57,463 If she does call you again... 575 00:34:57,950 --> 00:34:59,508 I'll call you, I promise. 576 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:00,665 Thanks. 577 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:03,860 I don't deserve a friend like you. 578 00:35:14,390 --> 00:35:16,221 Hand me that pad, please. 579 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,263 Put this on the door. 580 00:35:21,190 --> 00:35:23,181 "I've taken a sedative, 581 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,024 "I'm asleep, 582 00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:28,465 "I need to be alone tonight." 583 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,622 - I hope she won't bug me! - Shall I wait for her? 584 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:35,028 - You turn in, I'll stand guard. - You've done enough! 585 00:35:35,470 --> 00:35:37,222 I goofed on the phone then. 586 00:35:37,390 --> 00:35:40,860 I'm really sorry, I truly want to help you. 587 00:35:41,270 --> 00:35:43,420 Just help me get to bed. 588 00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:16,899 If you feel low, call me. I'll be back in a second! 589 00:36:17,070 --> 00:36:17,946 No! 590 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:31,068 Know what I lacked most when mine left? 591 00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,981 A friend to hold my hand. 592 00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:35,709 Good-bye. 593 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:46,586 Miss Hissister! This is for you. 594 00:36:47,630 --> 00:36:49,029 We spoke on the phone. 595 00:36:49,590 --> 00:36:51,308 Aries, with Gemini rising. 596 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:56,180 I called the doctor and got you. Later I realized: you're his girlfriend. 597 00:36:57,630 --> 00:36:58,585 Girlfriend? 598 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:02,863 Sorry I garbled it all. It's very simple: 599 00:37:03,030 --> 00:37:06,625 his wife left him, but he doesn't care. He's asleep 600 00:37:06,790 --> 00:37:08,701 and can't be disturbed. 601 00:37:08,870 --> 00:37:09,746 Got that? 602 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,146 Perfectly. 603 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:13,823 I'll have a word with him! 604 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:14,786 Marlene! 605 00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:17,743 May I call you Marlene? 606 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:18,986 Feel free. 607 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:23,822 I haven't known him long, but I understand him: so take my advice. 608 00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:25,860 I'm listening. 609 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:30,064 Give it time: his wife has left him, but don't rush in. 610 00:37:30,230 --> 00:37:33,063 Be the sensuous, amusing mistress you are, 611 00:37:33,230 --> 00:37:36,540 all garter belts and champagne... 612 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:39,827 Keep on seeing him 3 to 4 times a week, 613 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:42,788 wait for your turn. He'll fall when it's due. 614 00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:46,101 He said he saw me 3 to 4 times a week? 615 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:49,628 I felt he'd see you every day if he could. 616 00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:54,022 So don't insist. Go home, it's your best move. 617 00:37:56,270 --> 00:37:58,784 You're right, I won't wake him. 618 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,860 Good girl! I'll make a prediction: 619 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:04,339 he'll soon knock at your door with flowers. 620 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,788 Was he taking you to a dinner? 621 00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,588 Yes. Did he mention me? 622 00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:12,500 I'd have known you, anyway. 623 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,183 Nice work! 624 00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:25,309 I saw the light on, figured you weren't asleep. 625 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,179 - You still here? - Thank your stars I am! 626 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:30,465 - Why? - We had a visitor. 627 00:38:30,990 --> 00:38:32,628 - Who? - The nutcase. 628 00:38:32,950 --> 00:38:33,700 Marlene? 629 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:36,304 She just left. Wanted to force your door. 630 00:38:36,470 --> 00:38:41,180 You're lucky a guy called Pignon told her: "Keep out!" 631 00:38:41,910 --> 00:38:43,184 You got rid of Marlene? 632 00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:46,940 I don't want to brag, but I was pretty cool. 633 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:51,149 Sweet but firm. Got rid of her fast. You won't see her again! 634 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,785 That's good news. 635 00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:56,499 A pity, because she's a real looker. 636 00:38:57,510 --> 00:38:58,545 What does she do? 637 00:38:59,390 --> 00:39:00,266 She's a writer. 638 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:04,386 Another one? You sleep with all your authors? 639 00:39:04,550 --> 00:39:05,983 None of your damn business. 640 00:39:06,670 --> 00:39:10,743 Maybe not. But I say it isn't nice. 641 00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,901 I never cheated on my wife. 642 00:39:13,070 --> 00:39:16,142 And the Finance Ministry's a bunny hutch! 643 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:18,861 Leave me alone now. 644 00:39:20,990 --> 00:39:23,185 Never ends tonight! 645 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:33,299 Who is it? 646 00:39:35,990 --> 00:39:37,218 It's Mr Leblanc. 647 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,383 - You came... - I felt bad leaving you all alone. 648 00:39:42,550 --> 00:39:45,018 He wasn't alone. Even cared for, right? 649 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:47,904 Yes, by Mr Pignon who is leaving! 650 00:39:48,830 --> 00:39:49,501 I'm off. 651 00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:53,629 - I'll leave my photos to soothe you. - Nice of you, but keep them. 652 00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:56,390 They're models I make with matchsticks... 653 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:58,347 Here's one of my finest... 654 00:39:58,510 --> 00:40:00,785 He's not here to talk matchsticks. 655 00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:02,178 Sure, sorry. 656 00:40:02,350 --> 00:40:04,784 Take your photos, I'm in no mood for them. 657 00:40:05,790 --> 00:40:07,985 - What are you up to now? - Still writing. 658 00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:09,503 But I'm published. 659 00:40:10,070 --> 00:40:11,628 - Writing what...? - Later. 660 00:40:11,790 --> 00:40:13,382 I have bad news. She called. 661 00:40:15,590 --> 00:40:18,309 She was torn: coming here or a silly move. 662 00:40:18,470 --> 00:40:20,381 I tried to convince her, but... 663 00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:22,305 A silly move? 664 00:40:23,270 --> 00:40:25,181 Going to Meneaux's place. 665 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,340 Pascal Meneaux, 666 00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:28,978 the ad man. She'll be there now. 667 00:40:29,150 --> 00:40:30,060 - No! - Yes. 668 00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:32,300 He's wooed her for weeks. Tonight she... 669 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:34,379 Aren't you done? 670 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:39,025 I'm arranging them chronologically... 671 00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:40,828 - Do that at home! - OK! 672 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:43,823 Meneaux's the pits! 673 00:40:43,990 --> 00:40:46,185 That's why she went. She's mad at you... 674 00:40:46,670 --> 00:40:49,025 That dime-store Romeo, she's crazy! 675 00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:51,306 Mine picked a real dummy! 676 00:40:51,470 --> 00:40:53,028 Get out of here! 677 00:40:53,550 --> 00:40:55,825 Good night, Mr Brochant. 678 00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:59,619 - Where does he live? - He has a love nest. 679 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,382 But as to the address... 680 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:02,699 Good night, Mr Leblanc. 681 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:05,945 It's very secret. No one knows it. 682 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:07,259 Good night, Mr Brochant! 683 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:11,346 There must be a way to find it! 684 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:14,026 Meneaux had a tax audit! 685 00:41:15,790 --> 00:41:19,942 Pascal Meneaux, the ad man: I've seen his file at the Ministry. 686 00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,625 My pal's on his case. Meneaux has a love nest, 687 00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:27,419 but it's no secret. Not to us, anyway! 688 00:41:28,430 --> 00:41:29,909 Good night, Mr Brochant! 689 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,029 Get him back in here! 690 00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:43,902 Mr Brochant wants to talk to you. 691 00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:51,349 Forgive me, Francois, I was edgy before. 692 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,548 I admit I was very hurt. 693 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:57,942 I rid you of that nut, you don't thank me. You spurn my photos... 694 00:41:58,110 --> 00:42:00,943 - Sorry. A drink, Francois? - No thanks. 695 00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:06,423 I'm just arranging them. I won't bother you. 696 00:42:06,750 --> 00:42:07,785 You're no bother. 697 00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:11,418 He does amazing things with matches! 698 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,700 Really? 699 00:42:12,870 --> 00:42:15,430 This was my first, 343 matches. 700 00:42:15,590 --> 00:42:17,945 - Pretty rudimentary. - But promising. 701 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:19,429 Wait for the next ones! 702 00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,544 Could you get us that address? 703 00:42:22,710 --> 00:42:24,462 I'd have to call Cheval. 704 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:27,098 I hate to now: he's watching soccer on TV. 705 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,706 - An oil derrick. - Superb. You saw it? 706 00:42:30,270 --> 00:42:31,259 Yes. 707 00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:33,022 Know what I called it? 708 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:36,108 Beau Derrick. After the actress Bo Derek! 709 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:37,865 Beau Derrick, Bo Derek! 710 00:42:38,030 --> 00:42:40,498 We had a good giggle at the office! 711 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:45,629 My wife is with a deadly sex-fiend! Please call Cheval! 712 00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:48,107 - Let's wait till half time. - Why? 713 00:42:48,270 --> 00:42:52,548 If the game's dicey, he'll tell me to buzz off. Wait for half time. 714 00:42:52,710 --> 00:42:56,259 - When is that? - Soon. We'd best watch the game. 715 00:42:56,430 --> 00:42:58,421 - Got a TV? - Not for soccer games! 716 00:42:58,590 --> 00:43:00,467 - It's Paris-Marseilles! - Who cares! 717 00:43:01,350 --> 00:43:03,227 Sorry. The TV's in the den. 718 00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:10,904 "Go to it, Paris! Go to it!" 719 00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:18,027 - He's a bit of an idiot! - That's why I invited him. 720 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:20,864 - Is he the guy...? - Yes! It's awful! 721 00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:22,619 No kidding! 722 00:43:22,790 --> 00:43:24,985 - He's your dinner dolt? - I've had it! 723 00:43:27,390 --> 00:43:30,382 - It's not funny! - Sorry, but you with a bad back 724 00:43:30,550 --> 00:43:32,825 and a broken heart, in his hands... 725 00:43:35,150 --> 00:43:36,503 Stop it! 726 00:43:36,670 --> 00:43:39,309 When she said she'd left you, I didn't laugh. 727 00:43:39,470 --> 00:43:41,700 But seeing you with that jerk... 728 00:43:48,510 --> 00:43:50,182 Don't move. 729 00:43:51,470 --> 00:43:53,108 Attaboy! 730 00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:55,785 Pignon! 731 00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:57,465 Coming! 732 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,741 Paris scored! Half time's in a min... 733 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:08,749 - She's come home! - Francois Pignon... Marlene. 734 00:44:11,390 --> 00:44:12,743 Who did you toss out before? 735 00:44:13,790 --> 00:44:14,779 Marlene. 736 00:44:14,950 --> 00:44:17,623 This is Marlene. Who did you toss out? 737 00:44:19,150 --> 00:44:20,549 If it's so funny, get out! 738 00:44:21,030 --> 00:44:22,019 Sorry. 739 00:44:23,350 --> 00:44:25,386 A blonde in a beige raincoat? 740 00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:28,349 You said: "That nut will show up!" 741 00:44:28,510 --> 00:44:30,740 A woman shows up. I figure it's the nut! 742 00:44:30,910 --> 00:44:31,979 Who does he mean? 743 00:44:33,790 --> 00:44:34,905 I'll be back... 744 00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:38,458 What did you say to her? 745 00:44:38,630 --> 00:44:40,302 - To who? - My wife! 746 00:44:40,550 --> 00:44:41,539 Not a thing. 747 00:44:42,990 --> 00:44:45,458 She comes home, and you chase her away! 748 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:48,181 I thought she was the weirdo. 749 00:44:48,350 --> 00:44:52,309 The nympho dumped her dogs and came to make trouble. 750 00:44:52,510 --> 00:44:53,545 Who does he mean? 751 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,744 Please go home! I have a serious problem! 752 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:00,266 Pierre, listen to me. 753 00:45:00,670 --> 00:45:02,262 Marlene, go away! 754 00:45:02,430 --> 00:45:06,343 I cram 3 dogs in my car to come over, and you throw me out? 755 00:45:07,430 --> 00:45:09,261 Scram, before it gets nasty! 756 00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:10,749 Leave, Marlene! 757 00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:12,901 It's the smart thing to do. 758 00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:22,542 He tossed out my wife! 759 00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:25,228 I'm really sorry. 760 00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:29,228 He drove her straight into Meneaux's arms! 761 00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:33,549 OK, I goofed. But anybody would have made that mistake. 762 00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:34,740 Get out! 763 00:45:34,910 --> 00:45:36,866 We need him. Call Cheval! 764 00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:38,702 I can't stand him! 765 00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:42,783 I'm really sorry. I wanted to help you so badly. 766 00:45:42,950 --> 00:45:44,747 It's half time! We must call Cheval! 767 00:45:45,350 --> 00:45:49,184 I'll make it up to you! Tell me to call Cheval! 768 00:45:49,350 --> 00:45:52,228 Think of Christine! We must save her! 769 00:45:52,390 --> 00:45:54,506 - Tell me to call Cheval! - Tell him! 770 00:45:59,270 --> 00:46:00,100 Call Cheval. 771 00:46:00,870 --> 00:46:02,701 Thanks, Mr Brochant! 772 00:46:02,870 --> 00:46:06,419 It'll work out, you'll see! 773 00:46:17,430 --> 00:46:19,022 Lucien, it's Francois! 774 00:46:19,590 --> 00:46:22,263 How's the big Paris fan? 775 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:25,904 I'm no die-hard, and the game's not over! 776 00:46:26,070 --> 00:46:30,700 Not over? You asshole! 2 goals down and it's not over? 777 00:46:30,950 --> 00:46:35,182 Paris is a team of clowns, dickheads, fuck-offs! 778 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:39,263 Yeah? Who got slaughtered last week? 779 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,898 "Up Marseilles' ass, ream it with class!" 780 00:46:42,070 --> 00:46:43,583 Go fuck yourself! 781 00:46:43,750 --> 00:46:45,342 You, too! 782 00:46:46,590 --> 00:46:48,740 What an asshole! 783 00:46:49,710 --> 00:46:52,861 "Marseilles are turds, for the birds!" 784 00:46:55,150 --> 00:46:56,424 He's a jerk! 785 00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:00,345 I'll call him back. 786 00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:04,905 - He's in a class by himself. - It's been like this for hours. 787 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:08,062 I'm calling him. We feud, but we love each other. 788 00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:29,028 I'm calling because I need a favor. 789 00:47:29,270 --> 00:47:31,625 - OK, on one condition. - What? 790 00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:33,708 Shout: "Go Marseilles, go!" 791 00:47:35,110 --> 00:47:37,863 Let me hear you shout: " Go, Marseilles, go!" 792 00:47:41,110 --> 00:47:42,338 You must! 793 00:47:42,510 --> 00:47:45,263 "Go, Marseilles, go!" 794 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:56,184 I'm doing this for you, Pierre. 795 00:47:59,790 --> 00:48:01,064 You must need a big favor. 796 00:48:01,230 --> 00:48:03,300 - It's important. - Go on. 797 00:48:03,470 --> 00:48:06,587 You're on the Pascal Meneaux case, the ad man? 798 00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:07,580 Affirmative. 799 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,980 He has a love nest in Paris and I need the address. 800 00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:12,626 You're not his type! 801 00:48:13,990 --> 00:48:14,786 What? 802 00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:19,063 He likes big boobs and hates hairy legs! 803 00:48:23,510 --> 00:48:24,829 He's a live wire! 804 00:48:27,630 --> 00:48:29,621 It's serious, I need that address. 805 00:48:29,790 --> 00:48:31,667 Why do you need it? 806 00:48:31,830 --> 00:48:34,549 It's for a friend who thinks his wife is there. 807 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:38,579 At Meneaux's? His wife's there? Poor bastard! 808 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,220 - See why I need the address? - You bet! 809 00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:44,269 I've watched Meneaux! 810 00:48:44,430 --> 00:48:46,386 Any skirt drives him dingo! 811 00:48:46,550 --> 00:48:48,347 Talk about a pig! 812 00:48:50,550 --> 00:48:51,824 That's enough! 813 00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:54,341 Do I know this poor sap? 814 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:56,660 I doubt it... Ever had a tax audit? 815 00:48:56,830 --> 00:48:57,819 No. 816 00:48:57,990 --> 00:49:00,379 - No. What's the address? - I can't tell you now. 817 00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:03,781 - It's at the office. Tomorrow! - That's too late! 818 00:49:03,950 --> 00:49:06,669 It's urgent, it's a personal favor. 819 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:08,866 Hop over to the Ministry. Now! 820 00:49:09,230 --> 00:49:11,061 Now? What about the game? 821 00:49:11,350 --> 00:49:13,386 Tape it. We'll watch it together. 822 00:49:13,550 --> 00:49:16,269 I'm taping the ice-skating for my wife! 823 00:49:17,950 --> 00:49:20,783 We'll tape the game! Go there for me! 824 00:49:20,950 --> 00:49:23,384 You're a pain! I haven't eaten! 825 00:49:23,550 --> 00:49:25,381 - We'll feed him. - You're invited here. 826 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:27,143 I don't know your sap! 827 00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:31,549 He's a great guy. Hop over to the Ministry for me. 828 00:49:32,110 --> 00:49:33,463 You're a drag! 829 00:49:33,630 --> 00:49:36,781 I said: "Go, Marseilles, go!". I did! 830 00:49:38,590 --> 00:49:39,420 What's the address? 831 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,426 9 University St, 5th floor, left. 832 00:49:43,030 --> 00:49:44,668 - Be right over. - See ya. 833 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:49,027 We've won, Mr Sap! ... I mean, Mr Brochant. 834 00:49:49,190 --> 00:49:51,146 Wasn't easy, but we won! 835 00:49:53,670 --> 00:49:56,503 - You OK? - Much better. The pills worked. 836 00:49:56,670 --> 00:49:58,979 We've got to tape the game for that cluck. 837 00:49:59,150 --> 00:50:02,267 Cheval's no cluck, he's our best inspector. 838 00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:06,025 Let him loose in this apartment, he'll strip it! 839 00:50:10,630 --> 00:50:13,781 It's dumb to let a tax inspector into your home! 840 00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:39,865 You said I'm your friend! 841 00:50:40,030 --> 00:50:42,863 - He won't go to work on me! - Cheval would audit his mother! 842 00:50:43,030 --> 00:50:44,065 Is that a copy? 843 00:50:45,790 --> 00:50:48,065 If you're clean, if your artworks 844 00:50:48,230 --> 00:50:50,107 were declared, you'll be fine. 845 00:50:50,910 --> 00:50:52,104 What'll we feed him? 846 00:50:53,110 --> 00:50:54,589 Frozen stuff or eggs. 847 00:50:54,950 --> 00:50:56,508 I'll make him a nice omelet! 848 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:02,420 - Give me a hand. - Watch your back. 849 00:51:02,990 --> 00:51:06,187 - Where do we put it? - It all goes in my room. 850 00:51:07,710 --> 00:51:09,268 Stop laughing! 851 00:51:09,430 --> 00:51:14,550 He drives your wife into adultery and you into a tax audit! What a feat! 852 00:51:49,030 --> 00:51:51,339 - What's that wine? - Lafitte Rothschild '78. 853 00:51:51,510 --> 00:51:54,388 - Don't serve him that! He'll spot it! - It's all I have. 854 00:51:54,550 --> 00:51:56,620 - No table wine? - Not a drop! 855 00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:59,623 I've worked like a dog to avoid cheap wines. 856 00:51:59,790 --> 00:52:01,781 I only have great wines! Or water! 857 00:52:01,950 --> 00:52:04,942 - Does Cheval know about wine? - You bet he does! 858 00:52:05,110 --> 00:52:07,419 You opened a fine bottle. He'll like that! 859 00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,103 Hear that? We've got a problem! 860 00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:11,420 I'll solve it. You wait! 861 00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:19,898 It has aroma. 862 00:52:21,830 --> 00:52:24,025 I'm putting vinegar in my Lafitte. 863 00:52:24,190 --> 00:52:26,658 How to turn great wine into rotgut! 864 00:52:26,830 --> 00:52:29,219 There! Wino's delight! 865 00:52:30,470 --> 00:52:32,665 - Taste it! - You taste it! 866 00:52:32,990 --> 00:52:34,105 No, thanks. 867 00:52:39,710 --> 00:52:41,860 Weird... It has more body. 868 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:49,821 - Damn! - Hasn't wrecked it... 869 00:52:52,030 --> 00:52:54,100 - I'd say it was better. - Definitely. 870 00:52:54,270 --> 00:52:55,385 Let me try. 871 00:52:58,470 --> 00:53:00,062 Right... That's good to know! 872 00:53:05,030 --> 00:53:06,463 That should do it! 873 00:53:10,430 --> 00:53:12,182 - No! - Yes! 874 00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:23,781 - The john? - Over there. 875 00:53:25,310 --> 00:53:26,265 Perfect! 876 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:33,065 Cheval. 877 00:53:33,430 --> 00:53:34,749 5th floor, left. 878 00:53:41,150 --> 00:53:42,629 - You OK? - Yes. 879 00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:45,107 - Here he is! - I'll get it. 880 00:53:46,870 --> 00:53:48,622 You're giving him that to drink? 881 00:53:51,230 --> 00:53:53,903 Lucien Cheval... Pierre Brochant, Just Leblanc. 882 00:53:54,070 --> 00:53:55,469 Mr Cheval, thank you for... 883 00:53:55,630 --> 00:53:57,621 - Don't tell me! - What? 884 00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:00,423 The soccer score. 885 00:54:00,590 --> 00:54:02,979 OK. But Paris evened the score... 886 00:54:03,150 --> 00:54:05,948 - They did? - No, I was putting you on! 887 00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,982 What an asshole! 888 00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,224 He's a royal one, isn't he? 889 00:54:12,070 --> 00:54:15,745 The look on his face when I said Paris got even! 890 00:54:16,870 --> 00:54:19,100 He's so happy now! Made his evening! 891 00:54:19,270 --> 00:54:21,704 We're in a hurry. Got the address? 892 00:54:21,870 --> 00:54:24,543 - He's the man I told you about... - Yes, the... 893 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:26,985 - Right... - The address is in here. 894 00:54:27,150 --> 00:54:28,299 I'm starving. 895 00:54:28,470 --> 00:54:31,940 I'm all set with a fines herbes omelet. You'll love it! 896 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,025 Am I the only one eating? 897 00:54:35,190 --> 00:54:37,260 We've all eaten... So where's this love nest? 898 00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:43,145 I audited a Michel Brochant 3 years ago. Are you related? 899 00:54:43,590 --> 00:54:45,148 Could be. Where does he live? 900 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:47,381 In prison. He got 5 years. 901 00:54:48,430 --> 00:54:49,863 Nice guy. 902 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:54,342 Had a fancy place like yours, that we auctioned off! 903 00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:58,069 Where's this love nest? 904 00:55:01,110 --> 00:55:04,227 It'll be buried in all of Meneaux's holdings! 905 00:55:04,390 --> 00:55:06,381 Advertising is lucrative! 906 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,386 What's your racket, Mr Brochant? 907 00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:11,745 Publishing. 908 00:55:13,270 --> 00:55:14,669 Very profitable, too! 909 00:55:16,030 --> 00:55:18,146 Please, the address. 910 00:55:21,630 --> 00:55:24,349 St. James St, that's his home address... 911 00:55:24,910 --> 00:55:28,061 - Where is that love nest? - Here's your omelet! 912 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:30,660 Thanks, Francois. 913 00:55:37,110 --> 00:55:39,465 An honest table wine. A bit coarse, 914 00:55:39,630 --> 00:55:41,109 but I get it for a song. 915 00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:46,383 Let's taste this omelet. 916 00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:56,626 A masterpiece, Francois! 917 00:55:56,790 --> 00:55:58,781 He's so silly... Thanks, Lucien. 918 00:55:59,950 --> 00:56:01,622 Light, unctuous... 919 00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:04,258 My secret's a few drops of beer in the eggs. 920 00:56:04,430 --> 00:56:06,386 The address, dammit! 921 00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:10,907 Lincoln St, that's his office... 922 00:56:11,390 --> 00:56:12,789 Temple St, 923 00:56:12,950 --> 00:56:14,508 that's not it either... 924 00:56:16,510 --> 00:56:17,909 You been attached? 925 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,620 No, why? 926 00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:24,307 Those light patches. Paintings have been removed. 927 00:56:25,030 --> 00:56:28,420 He doesn't miss a trick! You're fabulous, Lucien! 928 00:56:30,270 --> 00:56:31,988 You came to help or audit? 929 00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:34,346 He came to help! Right? 930 00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:37,900 Hurry! Poor Mr Brochant is in a fix! 931 00:56:38,070 --> 00:56:39,742 Poor Mr Brochant... 932 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,619 Meneaux's an operator, sure. 933 00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:45,987 We say:"The rooster's loose, lock up your hens!" 934 00:56:49,830 --> 00:56:53,266 Here we are: Barres St. Near the park. 935 00:56:53,470 --> 00:56:55,188 37 A Barres St. 936 00:56:55,350 --> 00:56:56,624 - In Neuilly. - Great! 937 00:56:56,790 --> 00:56:59,224 - I'm off. - Wait, make sure she's there! 938 00:56:59,390 --> 00:57:01,950 Don't go till you're sure of it. 939 00:57:02,110 --> 00:57:04,305 He won't open the door. He's wary! 940 00:57:04,470 --> 00:57:07,064 - I'll smash it. - Easier said than done. 941 00:57:07,230 --> 00:57:09,300 You break in, and she's not there? 942 00:57:09,470 --> 00:57:11,222 - Then what? - What if we phone? 943 00:57:11,390 --> 00:57:15,622 To ask if my wife's in his bed, under his quilt? 944 00:57:16,110 --> 00:57:17,987 Under his quilt! 945 00:57:19,270 --> 00:57:19,907 You through? 946 00:57:31,470 --> 00:57:34,303 You had a knickknack there! 947 00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:37,107 I see the dust ring. 948 00:57:37,270 --> 00:57:39,147 I told you, he's a real pro. 949 00:57:39,310 --> 00:57:40,743 Bravo, Lucien! 950 00:57:41,030 --> 00:57:42,304 You'll make me blush. 951 00:57:42,470 --> 00:57:44,779 Don't be modest! You bust tax dodgers! 952 00:57:45,470 --> 00:57:47,665 We've got the address. Kick 'em out! 953 00:57:47,830 --> 00:57:49,661 Stop it, please! 954 00:57:50,030 --> 00:57:52,669 I've got an idea. Listen to this. 955 00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:55,943 We scare Meneaux to make him come clean. 956 00:57:56,110 --> 00:57:56,860 How? 957 00:57:57,030 --> 00:58:00,227 You say you know your wife's there. You're coming 958 00:58:00,390 --> 00:58:03,063 to wreck his place with 3 tough pals. 959 00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:03,901 Not bad. 960 00:58:04,070 --> 00:58:07,346 If she's there, he'll oust her. We'll know at once. 961 00:58:07,510 --> 00:58:09,660 A fine strategy! 962 00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:12,663 Who phones? Not me, he knows my voice! 963 00:58:12,830 --> 00:58:14,229 He knows mine, too. 964 00:58:14,390 --> 00:58:16,187 And mine. I'm there all day. 965 00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:24,385 I think I'm going to be needed! 966 00:58:24,990 --> 00:58:27,424 - Oh, no! - Only he can do it! 967 00:58:27,590 --> 00:58:29,228 I really feel up to it! 968 00:58:29,710 --> 00:58:31,302 We'll coach him, he'll do fine. 969 00:58:31,470 --> 00:58:32,585 You wait and see! 970 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:35,025 If you don't want me, just say so! 971 00:58:35,190 --> 00:58:36,862 Who told us to call him? 972 00:58:37,590 --> 00:58:41,708 It must be someone who'd have the number of his love nest. 973 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:45,347 Say, J.P. Roussin, his partner. They're very close. 974 00:58:45,510 --> 00:58:46,579 Roussin it is. 975 00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:48,662 Why isn't he calling himself? 976 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:51,909 Why isn't Roussin calling? lt'll seem odd. 977 00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:53,423 He can't, he's on a plane, 978 00:58:53,590 --> 00:58:56,343 headed for L.A. Meneaux told me that. 979 00:58:56,510 --> 00:58:57,147 It fits! 980 00:58:57,310 --> 00:58:59,870 We're calling for Roussin who's on a plane. 981 00:59:00,030 --> 00:59:01,065 Perfect! 982 00:59:01,230 --> 00:59:03,903 - Got the strategy? - It's simple. 983 00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:08,943 He has to rehearse! A lot! One hell of a lot! 984 00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:11,624 Sit down. Say after me: 985 00:59:13,070 --> 00:59:17,905 "I'm calling for J.P. Roussin. He's on a plane, but has a message for you." 986 00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:19,389 - OK. - No, repeat it. 987 00:59:19,550 --> 00:59:21,541 I'm Meneaux, repeat what I said. 988 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:22,904 I've got it! 989 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:26,069 Please repeat precisely: "Hello..." 990 00:59:27,070 --> 00:59:29,664 "Hello, I'm calling for J.P. Roussin..." 991 00:59:29,830 --> 00:59:30,387 Good. 992 00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:33,018 "He's on a plane, and has a message for you." 993 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:34,020 Perfect! 994 00:59:34,190 --> 00:59:36,465 You add: "Brochant knows everything." 995 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:38,343 - OK. - No, repeat it! 996 00:59:38,510 --> 00:59:39,704 Come on, he's no idiot! 997 00:59:42,270 --> 00:59:43,988 "Brochant knows everything." 998 00:59:45,910 --> 00:59:48,902 Then you say: "He knows about his wife." 999 00:59:49,390 --> 00:59:51,062 If Meneaux asks who's speaking, 1000 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:56,140 you say:"A friend of Roussin's. Brochant's coming with 3 pals." 1001 00:59:57,990 --> 01:00:02,029 "He's with 3 of his toughest pals." 1002 01:00:02,670 --> 01:00:03,625 He's talented! 1003 01:00:04,030 --> 01:00:06,942 - I'm just parroting. - He's excellent! 1004 01:00:07,110 --> 01:00:08,862 Couldn't I improvise a bit? 1005 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:10,019 No! 1006 01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:12,300 Don't shout! You scared me! 1007 01:00:12,470 --> 01:00:14,665 Just stick to what I told you! 1008 01:00:15,150 --> 01:00:17,106 Let's go, we're wasting time! 1009 01:00:18,150 --> 01:00:18,946 What's the number? 1010 01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:24,183 01 4 7 4 7 39 63. 1011 01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:29,739 We're off! 1012 01:00:30,110 --> 01:00:31,338 I'm scared. 1013 01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:34,149 - The strategy's fine. - I'm worried about the executor. 1014 01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:36,861 - It's ringing! - Loudspeaker! 1015 01:00:39,790 --> 01:00:41,303 Have they done it yet? 1016 01:00:46,070 --> 01:00:48,106 - Why doesn't he answer? - He's too busy! 1017 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:56,098 - Pascal Meneaux? - Yes. 1018 01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:58,706 He sounds tired. That's bad. 1019 01:01:00,150 --> 01:01:01,424 A bad sign. 1020 01:01:02,110 --> 01:01:04,066 Sorry to bother you... 1021 01:01:04,550 --> 01:01:07,826 I'm calling on behalf of J.P. Roussin. 1022 01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:08,701 Yes? 1023 01:01:08,870 --> 01:01:11,987 He's on a plane, but he has a message for you. 1024 01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:13,185 Go ahead. 1025 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:15,386 - Brochant knows all about it. - What? 1026 01:01:15,550 --> 01:01:17,666 He's coming to wreck your place! 1027 01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:18,820 Nice going. 1028 01:01:19,430 --> 01:01:20,749 Who is this? 1029 01:01:20,990 --> 01:01:24,983 A friend of Roussin's: Brochant's coming over, and not alone. 1030 01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:28,381 He's with 3 of his toughest pals. 1031 01:01:28,550 --> 01:01:30,222 He's crazy! His wife's not here! 1032 01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:32,663 You're not with her? 1033 01:01:33,430 --> 01:01:34,783 She canceled out. 1034 01:01:35,870 --> 01:01:36,859 Roussin said: 1035 01:01:37,030 --> 01:01:39,339 "He's with Mrs. Brochant." 1036 01:01:39,510 --> 01:01:40,499 Not at all. 1037 01:01:40,670 --> 01:01:43,025 I'm with the wife of the tax man who's auditing me! 1038 01:01:47,310 --> 01:01:48,186 What? 1039 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,344 A jerk who's hounded me for months. 1040 01:01:51,510 --> 01:01:53,978 I'm screwing his wife. Not Mrs. Brochant! 1041 01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:01,141 May I use your phone? 1042 01:02:01,310 --> 01:02:02,948 Of course. 1043 01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:10,221 She went shopping this afternoon, 1044 01:02:10,430 --> 01:02:15,709 I asked her to take a form to Meneaux's office. And bingo! 1045 01:02:19,310 --> 01:02:20,140 Good evening, Mr Meneaux. 1046 01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:24,867 Could I speak to Mrs Cheval please... 1047 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:29,546 You know who I am. We meet tomorrow at 9AM, as usual. 1048 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,666 We'll review your whole case. 1049 01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:33,821 Now let me speak to my wife. 1050 01:02:36,110 --> 01:02:37,987 Charlotte? Don't try to explain. 1051 01:02:38,150 --> 01:02:41,699 Leave that place at once! 1052 01:02:41,870 --> 01:02:43,747 Yes, put your clothes back on! 1053 01:02:43,910 --> 01:02:45,468 Of course you do! 1054 01:02:48,190 --> 01:02:52,468 I'm not alone, I can't talk now, we'll talk at home. 1055 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:56,467 Charlotte! I did tape the ice-skating for you. 1056 01:03:07,390 --> 01:03:08,379 That wine... 1057 01:03:08,550 --> 01:03:10,188 It is a bit coarse. 1058 01:03:11,190 --> 01:03:13,988 - I'm going to puke! The bathroom! - Come, Lucien! 1059 01:03:14,430 --> 01:03:15,943 First door on the left! 1060 01:03:27,150 --> 01:03:28,219 I said left. 1061 01:03:32,270 --> 01:03:33,908 Interesting room! 1062 01:03:34,070 --> 01:03:37,380 A storage room, for valueless items. 1063 01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:41,905 - I don't care. It's awful! - What is? 1064 01:03:42,070 --> 01:03:44,061 He's a tax dodger, and I don't care! 1065 01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:48,508 Get hold of yourself. Run home and shower. Hang in there. 1066 01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:53,782 - Want the tape of the soccer game? - I'm in no mood for that. 1067 01:03:55,110 --> 01:03:56,987 - Good-bye, Mr Leblanc. - Good-bye, Mr Cheval. 1068 01:03:57,150 --> 01:04:00,062 - Good-bye, Mr Brochant. - Thanks for all your help. 1069 01:04:00,230 --> 01:04:01,458 Don't mention it. 1070 01:04:01,630 --> 01:04:05,942 We'll meet again soon: I'm going to audit you. All this is suspect. 1071 01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:11,982 He recovered fast! 1072 01:04:28,470 --> 01:04:32,099 - Where can she be? - I'll go home. If she calls, I'll call. 1073 01:04:32,550 --> 01:04:33,505 Thanks. 1074 01:04:34,430 --> 01:04:35,624 Good-bye, Mr Pignon. 1075 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:39,385 Is everyone leaving? 1076 01:04:39,550 --> 01:04:41,586 Yes, you can leave too. 1077 01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:48,699 Yes, it's me. 1078 01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:52,387 I'm her husband. Is something wrong? 1079 01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:57,221 Which hospital? I'm coming! 1080 01:04:57,990 --> 01:05:00,185 She had a car smash. She's in West Side. 1081 01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:01,703 - Serious? - Just concussion, 1082 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:04,259 but they're keeping her overnight. 1083 01:05:04,430 --> 01:05:07,467 - I could drive you. - No, thanks. 1084 01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:29,018 Pierre, it's me. 1085 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:32,303 I know you're there. 1086 01:05:33,110 --> 01:05:35,226 You're not being nice. 1087 01:05:35,830 --> 01:05:40,221 You promised to leave your wife. Look how you treat me now! 1088 01:05:41,110 --> 01:05:45,183 Answer me! I need you, I'm not well! 1089 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:50,868 Pick up the phone! If you don't, I'll do something silly! 1090 01:05:51,470 --> 01:05:53,938 His wife had an accident. He's at the hospital. 1091 01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:55,701 An accident? 1092 01:05:55,870 --> 01:05:58,543 - It's not serious, but... - Serves him right! 1093 01:05:59,390 --> 01:06:01,301 Don't say that, Marlene. 1094 01:06:01,470 --> 01:06:03,108 Serves him right! He's mean! 1095 01:06:03,270 --> 01:06:06,342 His wife's in the hospital, I'll kill myself. 1096 01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:11,827 Don't kill yourself. Try to understand, it's been hell... 1097 01:06:11,990 --> 01:06:13,309 He's a bastard! 1098 01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:17,822 Shit, my glass! ... Poor carpet... 1099 01:06:19,590 --> 01:06:22,468 Why did I fall for a bastard? 1100 01:06:23,590 --> 01:06:24,739 Sorry, I have to hang up. 1101 01:06:25,270 --> 01:06:26,259 Don't hang up! 1102 01:06:26,790 --> 01:06:30,624 Talk to me some more, it's such a help. 1103 01:06:31,430 --> 01:06:32,101 Hang up! 1104 01:06:32,270 --> 01:06:35,148 - She's suicidal. - Blackmail, hang up! 1105 01:06:35,390 --> 01:06:36,459 Where are my keys? 1106 01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:39,542 Don't do anything silly! Swear you won't! 1107 01:06:39,710 --> 01:06:41,666 Please be sensible. 1108 01:06:41,830 --> 01:06:45,061 You're nice... But he's a bastard! 1109 01:06:46,990 --> 01:06:49,140 One hell of a bastard! 1110 01:06:49,310 --> 01:06:50,868 Don't say that. 1111 01:06:51,430 --> 01:06:52,704 He's so mean! 1112 01:06:52,870 --> 01:06:55,020 Even his way of having fun! 1113 01:06:55,190 --> 01:06:56,748 I have to go now... 1114 01:06:56,950 --> 01:07:00,659 If he hadn't hurt his back, he'd be making fun of a guy. 1115 01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:04,145 How'd he be doing that? 1116 01:07:04,310 --> 01:07:05,459 Hang up! 1117 01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:07,302 Didn't he tell you? 1118 01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:11,942 Every week, they hold a "dinner for idiots". 1119 01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:16,778 They invite an idiot and make fun of him all night! 1120 01:07:26,230 --> 01:07:27,265 Let's go! 1121 01:07:30,670 --> 01:07:31,580 Your briefcase. 1122 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,546 Make it snappy. I'm in a hurry. 1123 01:07:39,230 --> 01:07:41,585 What was tonight's dinner for? 1124 01:07:41,750 --> 01:07:43,866 For friends who admired your work! 1125 01:07:44,030 --> 01:07:46,385 - Let's go! - Were there other guests? 1126 01:07:46,550 --> 01:07:49,462 Let's talk in the elevator. 1127 01:07:49,710 --> 01:07:50,938 What kind of guests? 1128 01:07:52,670 --> 01:07:54,467 Why these questions? 1129 01:07:55,630 --> 01:07:58,303 How do you pick your guests? 1130 01:07:58,630 --> 01:08:00,541 Get to the point. 1131 01:08:02,270 --> 01:08:05,387 Did you invite me to a dinner for idiots? 1132 01:08:16,990 --> 01:08:18,708 It's you, darling. I was just leaving. 1133 01:08:18,870 --> 01:08:20,508 How are you? 1134 01:08:22,310 --> 01:08:23,868 What do you mean? 1135 01:08:24,710 --> 01:08:27,588 I love you, you can't be there all alone! 1136 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:32,825 I've learned a lot tonight, I need you! 1137 01:08:35,630 --> 01:08:37,541 To hell with her! 1138 01:08:38,190 --> 01:08:39,509 She's not my girlfriend! 1139 01:08:39,670 --> 01:08:41,342 That cretin made it up! 1140 01:08:42,790 --> 01:08:45,862 I'm coming. We'll talk it over, OK? 1141 01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:55,745 The cretin 1142 01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,628 is leaving. But tell me: 1143 01:08:59,030 --> 01:09:02,022 did you invite me to a dinner for idiots? 1144 01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:07,902 Look, in one evening 1145 01:09:08,070 --> 01:09:13,224 you avenged all the idiots who attended our dinners for all times. 1146 01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:15,109 Good night, Mr Pignon. 1147 01:09:15,910 --> 01:09:16,786 She's right. 1148 01:09:16,950 --> 01:09:19,225 - You're mean. - So I'm mean! 1149 01:09:19,390 --> 01:09:22,541 My wife says it, everyone agrees: I'm mean. 1150 01:09:24,910 --> 01:09:28,619 Put it on my answering machine: "Brochant is a meanie!" 1151 01:09:31,270 --> 01:09:33,579 Don't mix sedatives and alcohol. 1152 01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:35,980 Why not? It's the moral of this story: 1153 01:09:36,670 --> 01:09:37,898 Brochant the meanie 1154 01:09:38,070 --> 01:09:40,061 gets drunk alone in his big pad, 1155 01:09:40,230 --> 01:09:44,462 nice Pignon goes home saying: "The bastard got punished!" 1156 01:09:44,630 --> 01:09:47,667 "Brochant's a meanie, Pignon's a beanie!" 1157 01:09:53,990 --> 01:09:55,503 Now what? 1158 01:09:55,670 --> 01:09:57,501 Number of the West Side Hospital. 1159 01:09:57,830 --> 01:09:58,945 He's at it again! 1160 01:10:02,030 --> 01:10:03,065 Thanks. 1161 01:10:04,310 --> 01:10:07,382 You won't get her. It's a city hospital. 1162 01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:10,865 West Side Hospital. 1163 01:10:11,030 --> 01:10:15,103 Mrs Christine Brochant, please. She was in a car accident. 1164 01:10:15,270 --> 01:10:19,468 No calls for patients after 6 PM. Call tomorrow. 1165 01:10:20,070 --> 01:10:20,627 There you go! 1166 01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:23,827 I must speak to Mrs Brochant. 1167 01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:26,868 This is Professor Sorbier. 1168 01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:28,948 Sorry, sir, please hold on. 1169 01:10:29,830 --> 01:10:31,946 I'm in a rush, dear, hurry! 1170 01:10:35,070 --> 01:10:37,664 - Mrs Brochant for you, Professor. - Thanks, dear. 1171 01:10:40,190 --> 01:10:42,624 Stop this farce. She just hung up on me. 1172 01:10:46,150 --> 01:10:48,061 Prof. Sorbier for you. 1173 01:10:52,870 --> 01:10:53,939 Mrs Brochant? 1174 01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:55,939 Yes, doctor. 1175 01:10:56,950 --> 01:10:59,748 I'm not Professor Sorbier. 1176 01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:02,066 Who is this? 1177 01:11:02,990 --> 01:11:05,902 It's your husband's idiot. 1178 01:11:08,110 --> 01:11:08,940 What? 1179 01:11:09,790 --> 01:11:12,020 We met briefly, my name's Pignon, 1180 01:11:12,190 --> 01:11:14,784 I'm your husband's idiot for that dinner. 1181 01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:18,899 I'm listening. 1182 01:11:20,070 --> 01:11:24,461 I found out why I was invited. I'm in a state of shock. 1183 01:11:24,670 --> 01:11:26,945 You were in a crash: so was I! 1184 01:11:28,950 --> 01:11:29,939 Hello? 1185 01:11:31,430 --> 01:11:32,499 Yes, I'm here. 1186 01:11:33,230 --> 01:11:36,188 I'm not calling because I'm sorry for myself: 1187 01:11:36,350 --> 01:11:38,341 I'm sorry for him. 1188 01:11:38,510 --> 01:11:40,501 He may not be the meanest of men, 1189 01:11:40,670 --> 01:11:43,059 but he's the unhappiest. 1190 01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:46,982 I heard you tell him not to visit you. 1191 01:11:47,150 --> 01:11:49,789 He was so lost, so miserable, 1192 01:11:50,270 --> 01:11:53,421 that I forgot I was the idiot and called you. 1193 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,139 Mrs Brochant? 1194 01:11:56,830 --> 01:12:01,620 My wife left me 2 years ago: that day my life was shattered. 1195 01:12:02,430 --> 01:12:05,228 I survived by making my models, 1196 01:12:05,550 --> 01:12:08,462 but deep down I'm still a wreck. 1197 01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:11,827 I wish that to no one, not even your husband. 1198 01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:15,988 He's beside you? 1199 01:12:17,910 --> 01:12:18,740 What? 1200 01:12:20,110 --> 01:12:23,785 Feeding you the lines of this moving drama? 1201 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:28,304 I swear it was my idea to call you. He fed me nothing. 1202 01:12:30,070 --> 01:12:31,389 Is he beside you? 1203 01:12:33,270 --> 01:12:35,830 No, I'm in a phone booth. 1204 01:12:39,470 --> 01:12:42,143 He doesn't love me. He loves no one. 1205 01:12:43,830 --> 01:12:45,229 Mrs Brochant, 1206 01:12:45,390 --> 01:12:48,905 for 2 hours I saw your husband try to find you. 1207 01:12:49,070 --> 01:12:52,983 He even called Pascal Meneaux, who was in the arms 1208 01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:54,981 of a woman who wasn't you! 1209 01:12:56,150 --> 01:12:57,868 He phoned Meneaux? 1210 01:12:58,390 --> 01:12:59,186 He did. 1211 01:12:59,350 --> 01:13:02,501 You can't imagine what he did out of love for you. 1212 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:06,709 He made up with his best friend, dumped his girlfriend, 1213 01:13:06,990 --> 01:13:09,948 braved a tax inspector! 1214 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:14,668 He tidied up his whole life, in an exemplary way. 1215 01:13:14,910 --> 01:13:19,700 Now he's alone in his big apartment mixing alcohol and pills. 1216 01:13:20,870 --> 01:13:22,428 I'm worried about him. 1217 01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:26,062 I know one can die of love, Mrs Brochant. 1218 01:13:29,150 --> 01:13:32,620 I'll think it over. Thanks for calling. 1219 01:13:33,950 --> 01:13:35,303 Don't mention it. 1220 01:13:36,590 --> 01:13:37,909 Good-bye. 1221 01:13:42,510 --> 01:13:43,784 She'll call back. 1222 01:13:51,630 --> 01:13:54,781 We're going the next dinner: you're taking me! 1223 01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:58,149 - I'll win first prize. - I'm exhausted. 1224 01:13:58,470 --> 01:14:00,700 Being smart is very tiring. 1225 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:02,064 I'll try it some time. 1226 01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:04,425 Promise me one thing. 1227 01:14:04,590 --> 01:14:05,340 Just ask. 1228 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:08,070 Think twice before you call anyone an idiot. 1229 01:14:08,790 --> 01:14:11,020 I promise. I swear it. 1230 01:14:13,110 --> 01:14:14,668 Here he is, Mrs Brochant! 1231 01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:17,139 I thought you were in a phone booth? 1232 01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:19,789 You idiot! 1233 01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:22,665 No, I'm back at his place. 1234 01:14:22,830 --> 01:14:24,388 I can explain! 1235 01:14:25,030 --> 01:14:27,828 - What an idiot! - I'll call her back! 1236 01:14:27,990 --> 01:14:30,868 - I'll call her back, it'll be fine! - What an idiot! 1237 01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:41,868 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 87702