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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,149 --> 00:00:09,483 Isn't it crazy how great life is? 2 00:00:11,453 --> 00:00:12,519 (MUFFLED RESPONSE) 3 00:00:13,856 --> 00:00:17,457 I had the most amazing morning with Josh, an amazing afternoon, 4 00:00:17,493 --> 00:00:20,393 and then we watched the sun set over the bay. Sofia, it was... 5 00:00:20,429 --> 00:00:21,528 Amazing? 6 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:22,629 Yeah. 7 00:00:22,664 --> 00:00:23,864 But enough about me. How was work? 8 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,465 Didn't go. 9 00:00:25,501 --> 00:00:27,734 - Are you sick? - Nope. 10 00:00:29,471 --> 00:00:30,737 Uh, is it a holiday? 11 00:00:30,772 --> 00:00:33,473 It is for me. 12 00:00:33,509 --> 00:00:36,543 Oh my god! Happy Cinco De Mayo! 13 00:00:38,814 --> 00:00:41,548 It's not Cinco De Mayo, it's not even Mayo! 14 00:00:42,718 --> 00:00:44,784 Oh. Okay, then why are you sitting here all depressed? 15 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:46,853 You seriously have no idea? 16 00:00:46,889 --> 00:00:48,959 Ahh! Sofia, come on, just tell me! 17 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:52,207 I have to shower and change and pack, I'm spending the weekend... 18 00:00:52,242 --> 00:00:53,275 It's my birthday. 19 00:00:55,279 --> 00:00:57,546 Taking my best friend on a vacation! 20 00:01:00,117 --> 00:01:02,217 What? Where? 21 00:01:02,252 --> 00:01:04,219 Uh... 22 00:01:04,254 --> 00:01:05,253 Italy? 23 00:01:05,289 --> 00:01:06,388 Uhh! 24 00:01:06,423 --> 00:01:09,157 - Mexico? 25 00:01:09,193 --> 00:01:11,293 (LAUGHS) Look at your face! 26 00:01:11,328 --> 00:01:14,229 You totally thought I forgot! I was all, "Happy Cinco De Mayo!" 27 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:17,199 And you were like, "It's not even Mayo!" 28 00:01:17,234 --> 00:01:19,886 Damn, I wish I was videoing you right now 29 00:01:19,897 --> 00:01:21,513 so you could see how tricked you look! 30 00:01:21,538 --> 00:01:24,072 Ooh! Where are we staying? 31 00:01:25,108 --> 00:01:28,176 - In Mexico! - Yay! (LAUGHS) 32 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:33,173 33 00:01:33,253 --> 00:01:36,484 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 34 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,054 ? She in the spotlight ? 35 00:01:39,089 --> 00:01:40,388 ? And she turn my head ? 36 00:01:40,424 --> 00:01:42,290 ? She run a red light ? 37 00:01:42,326 --> 00:01:44,359 ? 'Cause she bad like that ? 38 00:01:44,394 --> 00:01:47,162 ? I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ? 39 00:01:47,197 --> 00:01:51,099 ? Baby, I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ? 40 00:01:54,304 --> 00:01:55,870 Thank god it's Friday! 41 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:57,405 Only six more hours 42 00:01:57,441 --> 00:01:59,274 of pretendin' to work! 43 00:01:59,309 --> 00:02:01,009 (DOORBELL RINGING) 44 00:02:01,044 --> 00:02:03,111 I... got it! 45 00:02:03,146 --> 00:02:05,013 (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY) 46 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:08,383 Oh, sweet, you got Yolanda a pizza. 47 00:02:10,487 --> 00:02:12,487 It's a Brunell, it's a painting. 48 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:14,256 And it's the best three million dollars 49 00:02:14,291 --> 00:02:15,323 I've ever spent. 50 00:02:15,359 --> 00:02:16,358 Sorry the tip does not reflect 51 00:02:16,393 --> 00:02:18,393 the value of the item. 52 00:02:18,428 --> 00:02:20,228 Three million bucks on one painting? 53 00:02:20,264 --> 00:02:22,297 Oh, I got to see what you blew your money on. 54 00:02:22,332 --> 00:02:23,465 Let's open that sucker up! 55 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,166 No! No, no, no, no, Gabi and I 56 00:02:25,202 --> 00:02:26,167 have this whole thing planned. 57 00:02:26,203 --> 00:02:27,269 After my Lasik eye surgery 58 00:02:27,304 --> 00:02:28,270 tomorrow, she's gonna nurse me 59 00:02:28,305 --> 00:02:29,304 back to health. 60 00:02:29,339 --> 00:02:30,338 Then we're gonna open this 61 00:02:30,374 --> 00:02:31,373 together, so I can view 62 00:02:31,408 --> 00:02:33,041 the two most beautiful things in my life. 63 00:02:33,076 --> 00:02:36,144 My Gabi... and my Brunell. 64 00:02:37,447 --> 00:02:38,480 Well, I'd like to view 65 00:02:38,515 --> 00:02:39,514 the two most beautiful things 66 00:02:39,549 --> 00:02:41,349 in my life, but your jeans aren't tight enough. 67 00:02:45,422 --> 00:02:47,222 Ohh. 68 00:02:47,257 --> 00:02:50,125 Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend? 69 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,060 I am spending the entire weekend... 70 00:02:52,095 --> 00:02:54,129 At my bedside, taking care of me after my surgery. 71 00:02:57,334 --> 00:02:58,433 Hell, yeah, I am, 72 00:02:58,468 --> 00:02:59,467 'cause you're gonna need help 73 00:02:59,503 --> 00:03:00,468 'cause of your operation, 74 00:03:00,504 --> 00:03:02,170 'cause I am your girlfriend and that's... 75 00:03:02,205 --> 00:03:04,205 You forgot about my laser eye surgery tomorrow. 76 00:03:04,241 --> 00:03:07,275 Ha-ha! Look at your face! 77 00:03:07,311 --> 00:03:09,010 Damn, I wish I was videoing you 78 00:03:09,046 --> 00:03:10,111 right now, so you could see 79 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:11,313 how tricked you look! 80 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:14,082 Okay, yes, I forgot. 81 00:03:14,117 --> 00:03:15,317 We had the entire weekend planned! 82 00:03:15,352 --> 00:03:17,185 I know, but if it makes you feel any better, 83 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,087 I totally forgot Sofia's 25th birthday, 84 00:03:19,122 --> 00:03:21,156 and you should've seen her face, Josh, she looked so hurt. 85 00:03:21,191 --> 00:03:24,326 Hmm. Did it look anything like this? 86 00:03:24,361 --> 00:03:27,128 Well, hers is more hurt, yours is more mad. 87 00:03:28,298 --> 00:03:30,198 Which is why I'm so, so sorry. 88 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:34,269 Look, I... I really gotta spend this weekend in Mexico with Sofia. 89 00:03:34,304 --> 00:03:36,471 Okay, now that's a hurt. Ooh! 90 00:03:36,506 --> 00:03:39,441 Mexico? Then who's gonna take care of me all weekend? 91 00:03:39,476 --> 00:03:41,142 Um... 92 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,214 I'm really sorry, I'll just tell her we'll go next weekend. 93 00:03:46,249 --> 00:03:47,382 BOTH: Yes! 94 00:03:48,452 --> 00:03:50,085 You don't have to change your plans. 95 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,520 BOTH: No! 96 00:03:52,556 --> 00:03:56,358 You are the sweetest boyfriend in the entire world. 97 00:03:56,393 --> 00:03:58,881 Oh, can I ask you for, um, one more favor, 98 00:03:58,892 --> 00:04:01,206 it's kinda the reason I came in early? 99 00:04:01,231 --> 00:04:03,031 - You were an hour late. - Early for me. 100 00:04:03,066 --> 00:04:05,367 What? 101 00:04:05,402 --> 00:04:08,370 It's a super long drive to Mexico, so can I leave now? 102 00:04:08,405 --> 00:04:11,172 I was gonna ask for the jet, but I don't wanna take advantage. 103 00:04:20,217 --> 00:04:24,486 Oh my god, is this gorgeous or what? 104 00:04:24,521 --> 00:04:27,446 When I called, three months ago, they said 105 00:04:27,457 --> 00:04:28,500 this was the best time to come to Mexico, 106 00:04:28,525 --> 00:04:31,159 so that's why I booked it when I called three months ago. 107 00:04:32,262 --> 00:04:34,095 Oh, I'm sorry, were you talking to me? 108 00:04:34,131 --> 00:04:35,130 Because for the past nine hours 109 00:04:35,165 --> 00:04:36,464 in the car you were on the phone with Josh. 110 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,433 Oh, was it that much? 111 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:40,502 - Mm-hm. - I'm really sorry. 112 00:04:40,537 --> 00:04:42,237 The only reason I kept calling him 113 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:45,172 is because he was so mad at... himself, 114 00:04:45,183 --> 00:04:48,453 for... forgetting that I told him 115 00:04:48,503 --> 00:04:50,336 I was going away this weekend for your birthday. 116 00:04:50,347 --> 00:04:52,293 But, doesn't matter anymore, because now I 117 00:04:52,304 --> 00:04:54,159 can devote every second of this vacation 118 00:04:54,184 --> 00:04:55,283 to you. 119 00:04:55,318 --> 00:04:58,286 - So, go relax, I'll check us in. - Fine. I'm gonna go pee. 120 00:04:59,523 --> 00:05:02,056 Hi. I'm checking in for Gabi Diamond. 121 00:05:02,092 --> 00:05:03,491 Ah, yes, you called yesterday. 122 00:05:03,527 --> 00:05:08,263 Shh, shh! No, no, I confirmed yesterday, I called three months ago! 123 00:05:08,298 --> 00:05:10,398 No, you didn't. 124 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:13,134 I remember you begging and crying... 125 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:15,270 Okay, I'm sorry, does "Shh" mean something different in Spanish? 126 00:05:15,305 --> 00:05:17,272 Because in English, it means "Please help me, 127 00:05:17,307 --> 00:05:19,040 I forgot my best friend's birthday. 128 00:05:19,075 --> 00:05:23,077 Okay, now here is my credit card, and, uh, if it gets declined, 129 00:05:23,113 --> 00:05:25,013 please don't cut it in half. 130 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,284 (CLEARS THROAT) 131 00:05:29,319 --> 00:05:31,319 (LINE TRILLING) 132 00:05:31,354 --> 00:05:33,288 (PHONE RINGING) 133 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:35,161 Hi. 134 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,624 Hi. I'm just calling to tell you 135 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:37,786 that I can't call you anymore. I have 136 00:05:37,846 --> 00:05:39,337 to make this weekend all about Sofia. 137 00:05:39,362 --> 00:05:40,865 But she went to go pee, so I have a little 138 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:42,273 extra time to tell you that I miss you, 139 00:05:42,318 --> 00:05:44,318 and I am so sorry one more time. 140 00:05:44,334 --> 00:05:47,402 I miss you, too. But it'll be fine. 141 00:05:47,437 --> 00:05:48,992 Elliot and Yolanda just came over, and you 142 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:50,448 know how they love taking care of me. 143 00:05:50,474 --> 00:05:52,273 Love it. 144 00:05:54,110 --> 00:05:56,277 But, uh, I'll just... I'll see you when you get back. 145 00:05:56,313 --> 00:06:02,083 Or not, not sure if you know, but they're shooting a laser into my eye! 146 00:06:02,118 --> 00:06:04,285 You're gonna be fine, you just need something to help calm you down. 147 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:06,120 Go look through Yolanda's purse. 148 00:06:06,156 --> 00:06:12,393 (LAUGHS) You know, this is why I love you, because you always 149 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:14,329 seem to make me feel better. 150 00:06:14,364 --> 00:06:15,396 You know? 151 00:06:21,104 --> 00:06:23,238 Ohh. I wish I was there, too. But I have to be here, 152 00:06:23,273 --> 00:06:25,306 and I have to make this weekend all about Sofia. 153 00:06:25,342 --> 00:06:27,342 Because if she ever forgot my birthday, 154 00:06:27,377 --> 00:06:30,245 I would think she was a total bitch. 155 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:31,479 SOFIA: You bitch! 156 00:06:33,316 --> 00:06:35,116 Gotta go. 157 00:06:35,151 --> 00:06:37,418 I knew it. I had a feeling you forgot in the apartment. 158 00:06:37,454 --> 00:06:39,254 Who forgets their best friend's birthday? 159 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:41,343 What? I said, if... if you forgot my 160 00:06:41,354 --> 00:06:44,035 birthday, not that I forgot your birthday. 161 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:47,195 Oh, really? Okay, Marisol, when did she make this reservation? 162 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:49,297 - Don't say anything, Marisol. - Dime, Marisol. 163 00:06:49,332 --> 00:06:53,034 Don't dime, Marisol, don't you dare dime. 164 00:06:53,069 --> 00:06:55,403 You know what? You don't have to tell me when she made this reservation. 165 00:06:55,438 --> 00:06:57,505 I know when you did it. You did it last night. 166 00:06:57,541 --> 00:06:58,506 Correcto. 167 00:07:01,444 --> 00:07:02,561 Okay, look, I forgot. 168 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:05,123 - But it's only because I... - You're selfish. 169 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:07,315 You only think about you and your boyfriend, and you didn't even wanna 170 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:08,449 be here with me. 171 00:07:08,485 --> 00:07:10,285 What? Where did you get that? 172 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,186 I just heard you tell Josh. 173 00:07:12,222 --> 00:07:13,354 Did you even pee? 174 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,458 Look, I only said that to make him feel better 175 00:07:17,494 --> 00:07:19,394 because I forgot his eye surgery. 176 00:07:20,430 --> 00:07:22,030 You know what made me feel better? 177 00:07:22,065 --> 00:07:23,398 The fact that you remembered my birthday, 178 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,333 and that you planned this amazing trip, 179 00:07:25,368 --> 00:07:27,335 and that you finally wanted to spend some time with me, 180 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:29,003 but it turns out you didn't. 181 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:29,736 Yes, I did! 182 00:07:29,776 --> 00:07:31,115 Is that why you were FaceTiming with Josh 183 00:07:31,141 --> 00:07:32,440 the entire ride over here? 184 00:07:32,475 --> 00:07:36,010 Gabi, like, you don't think that I wanna do that with my boyfriend? 185 00:07:36,046 --> 00:07:37,863 But I would never do that to you, and, 186 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,024 also, oh yeah, I don't have a boyfriend. 187 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,282 Or a best friend. 188 00:07:41,318 --> 00:07:43,184 It's my 25th birthday and I have no one. 189 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,317 Get up, get up! (KICKING COUCH) 190 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:56,552 What? What? 191 00:07:56,587 --> 00:07:58,287 Where am I? 192 00:07:58,322 --> 00:08:01,323 You're in Mexico, in my lobby, where you slept the whole night 193 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:03,158 because your best friend hates you. 194 00:08:04,228 --> 00:08:07,362 Oh, yeah. It's all coming back to me. 195 00:08:07,398 --> 00:08:09,198 What am I gonna do? 196 00:08:09,233 --> 00:08:12,568 Well, this is just off the top of my head, but, why don't you 197 00:08:12,603 --> 00:08:16,305 make it up to her by giving her the perfect day! 198 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:22,244 Wow! Scuba diving, ziplining, horseback riding, 199 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:24,346 jet skiing, (GASPS) tequila tasting! 200 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:26,315 - Mm-hm. - Wow, this is perfect. 201 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:28,150 - Mm-hm. - How much for everything? 202 00:08:28,185 --> 00:08:30,586 Well, it's hard to put a price on friendship, 203 00:08:30,621 --> 00:08:34,323 but... $900. 204 00:08:34,358 --> 00:08:37,359 I'm sleepin' on your frickin' lobby couch, you think I can afford that? 205 00:08:39,263 --> 00:08:40,596 Ugh! 206 00:08:40,631 --> 00:08:43,432 Now you're sad. This moves me. 207 00:08:45,302 --> 00:08:49,505 How about, you make it a day at the beach! 208 00:08:49,540 --> 00:08:53,308 Huh? With a nice handwoven blanket, some sombreros and sunglasses, 209 00:08:53,344 --> 00:08:55,210 and a nice bottle of tequila. 210 00:08:55,246 --> 00:08:58,547 All for the low price of... How much do you have in cash? 211 00:08:58,582 --> 00:09:02,217 - Twenty-two dollars. - Twenty-two dollars! 212 00:09:02,253 --> 00:09:05,154 Juancarlo! 213 00:09:05,189 --> 00:09:09,391 Juancarlo, the se�orita would like to buy some birthday presents for her friend. 214 00:09:09,426 --> 00:09:15,364 So how about some blankets, right? Or maybe some, uh, sombreros? 215 00:09:15,399 --> 00:09:17,533 Or some nice sunglasses? 216 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:21,236 Do you see anything your friend might like? 217 00:09:26,143 --> 00:09:27,543 That depends. Do you have a girlfriend? 218 00:09:27,578 --> 00:09:29,444 - No. - Then yes. 219 00:09:35,219 --> 00:09:38,453 No, seriously, Elliot, it was so scary. 220 00:09:38,489 --> 00:09:43,358 Okay, Josh. They shot a laser in your eye. 221 00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:45,260 Okay, let's take off your shoes. 222 00:09:45,296 --> 00:09:46,528 Great. Now your pants. 223 00:09:46,564 --> 00:09:50,332 Elliot? They gave me Xanax, not a roofie. 224 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,403 If I need anything... 225 00:09:54,438 --> 00:09:56,271 (RINGING BELL) 226 00:09:56,307 --> 00:09:58,140 I will my ring my bell. 227 00:09:58,175 --> 00:09:59,508 Sounds perfect. 228 00:10:04,648 --> 00:10:09,484 Mm. Mm, mm, mm, mm. Check out this get well pasta Gabi left for Josh. 229 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,520 You want cheese on the half I stole for you? 230 00:10:12,556 --> 00:10:14,389 Make it happen, bitch! 231 00:10:14,425 --> 00:10:16,525 (LAUGHING) 232 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,227 You know what gets me? 233 00:10:18,262 --> 00:10:19,394 Uh... 234 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:20,629 Damn, this is good. 235 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:25,267 Josh can afford a three-million-dollar painting, 236 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:27,402 but he can't afford to hire someone to take care of him 237 00:10:27,438 --> 00:10:28,604 for two frickin' days? 238 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:30,439 What the hell does a... 239 00:10:30,474 --> 00:10:31,607 This is good... 240 00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:36,245 Three-million-dollar painting look like anyway? 241 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,481 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Josh said do not open that until he can see it! 242 00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,583 But I'm bored! 243 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,555 Ooh! It's a nude! 244 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:48,423 Ew, it's a she-nude! 245 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,393 Well, you know what would make 246 00:10:51,428 --> 00:10:53,462 this three-million-dollar painting more interesting? 247 00:10:53,497 --> 00:10:57,633 A thousand-dollar bottle... of champagne! 248 00:10:57,668 --> 00:10:59,468 Make it happen, bitch! 249 00:11:01,472 --> 00:11:04,273 See? This is why I'm gay. 250 00:11:04,308 --> 00:11:06,308 I almost can't eat. 251 00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:07,542 Almost. 252 00:11:07,578 --> 00:11:09,278 - (CORK POPPING) - (GASPS) 253 00:11:14,285 --> 00:11:16,184 My pasta! 254 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:18,553 The Brunell! 255 00:11:18,589 --> 00:11:20,522 How can we blame this on Gabi? 256 00:11:27,431 --> 00:11:30,332 Hey, Sofi... Hey, wait a minute. 257 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:31,400 Why do you have your luggage? 258 00:11:31,435 --> 00:11:33,368 Because I'm checking out. And going home. 259 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:35,270 And never believing anything you say ever again. 260 00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,371 (BELL RINGS) 261 00:11:36,407 --> 00:11:37,639 Okay, come on, Sofia, it's your birthday weekend. 262 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:40,375 I mean, do you really wanna drive in a sweaty car, 263 00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:43,412 for nine hours when you could be spending a beautiful day at the beach, 264 00:11:43,447 --> 00:11:45,347 sipping tequila, and getting serenaded 265 00:11:45,382 --> 00:11:46,648 with a (LOUDER) "Happy Birthday Song"? 266 00:11:46,684 --> 00:11:50,285 I am not in the mood for tequila, or the beach, 267 00:11:50,321 --> 00:11:52,187 and I'm certainly not in the mood for a... 268 00:11:52,222 --> 00:11:53,455 (STRUMMING GUITAR) 269 00:11:54,558 --> 00:11:56,191 Well, maybe one song. 270 00:11:57,428 --> 00:12:03,231 ? Feliz cumplea�os a ti Feliz cumplea�os a ti ? 271 00:12:03,267 --> 00:12:09,404 ? Feliz cumplea�os querida Sofia Maria Consuela Rafaella Rodriguez ? 272 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,407 ? Feliz cumplea�os a ti ? 273 00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:16,378 I am Juancarlo Rodriguez. 274 00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:21,483 Please God, don't let us be related. 275 00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:25,620 Beautiful and funny. 276 00:12:25,656 --> 00:12:27,389 - (SOFIA LAUGHS) - And now I am angry. 277 00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:29,358 I'm sorry. I don't know what I did, but I'm sorry. 278 00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:31,526 No, I'm angry that I have to go back to the beach 279 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,362 to sell my souvenirs. 280 00:12:33,397 --> 00:12:34,529 Can I buy you a drink later? 281 00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:37,432 Wait! Wait, wait, wait, no, no! 282 00:12:37,468 --> 00:12:40,169 I... I will sell your souvenirs, because, 283 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,580 I love you so much, Sofia, and I will do anything 284 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:44,206 for you, including selling souvenirs. 285 00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:49,177 Okay? So, I love you. Happy Birthday, my still best friend, I hope. 286 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:54,375 And they say we take all their jobs. 287 00:12:57,935 --> 00:13:00,902 Let us toast to your friend, who gave us this time together. 288 00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:04,265 I actually will toast to her because I like her now. 289 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,386 I like her friend more. 290 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,323 I want to know everything about you. 291 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,427 Okay. (QUICKLY) I was born in Fort Lauderdale 25 years and two days ago, 292 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,983 my parents are Dominican, I have a business 293 00:13:16,994 --> 00:13:18,340 degree from the University of Florida, 294 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:23,702 go Gators. And I've never sat across from anyone so beautiful. 295 00:13:23,737 --> 00:13:25,504 Oh, and my favorite food is cereal. 296 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,307 We have something in common. 297 00:13:28,342 --> 00:13:29,708 You like cereal too? 298 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:34,580 I too, have never sat across from anyone so beautiful. 299 00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:36,548 (GIGGLING) 300 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,285 Can I ask you something? 301 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:41,286 Anything. 302 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,522 Did Gabi pay for you? 303 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,458 Because I'm totally cool if she did, um, I just need to know. 304 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,660 No, I make my money selling things on the beach. 305 00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:52,331 And I also perform from time to time. Like right now. 306 00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:53,699 (GIGGLING) 307 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:03,542 ? Sofia bonita mi chica favorita ? 308 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:07,212 ? When the moon lights her hair ? 309 00:14:07,248 --> 00:14:09,281 ? Los hombres will stare ? 310 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,384 ? At the girl from Fort Lauderdale ? 311 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:19,258 ? Sofia, Dominican queen, Florida Gator ? 312 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:22,628 May I kiss you? 313 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,700 - May I? - Oh, you're asking. (LAUGHS) 314 00:14:28,736 --> 00:14:31,270 I thought it was part of the song. Yes. 315 00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,238 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 316 00:14:37,745 --> 00:14:41,513 I can't believe you got it all out! What did you use? 317 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,283 Well, I started off with club soda. 318 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,351 Then I realized I needed somethin' stronger. 319 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,654 - What? - Vodka. 320 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:53,392 Well, that explains the olive. 321 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,529 Oh, damn. You missed a spot. 322 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:58,597 Oh. 323 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,201 (ELLIOT GASPS) 324 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,945 Got it. 325 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:09,608 JOSH: Hey, guys? Where's my bell? 326 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,576 I thought it was on the table. 327 00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,213 Good luck, bitch. 328 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:19,584 Josh! What are you doin' outta bed? 329 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:21,386 Well, my vision's kinda comin' back, I mean, 330 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,288 things are still a little blurry, but I can get around. 331 00:15:23,324 --> 00:15:24,690 - Hmm. - Oh! 332 00:15:24,725 --> 00:15:27,426 Did you guys set up my Brunell so it'd be the first thing I see? 333 00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:28,627 - Uh... - You guys are the best! 334 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,228 Uh, I thought you wanted your vision 335 00:15:30,264 --> 00:15:31,697 to be perfect before you saw this! 336 00:15:31,732 --> 00:15:33,665 Yeah, I di... I did, but I can't wait! 337 00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:36,368 Oh my damn! Oh my damn! 338 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:39,705 Oh my god! 339 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:43,408 This is incredible! 340 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:44,543 Oh my damn! 341 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,249 Uh, Josh, you know what? You should go get some more rest. 342 00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:52,417 Yeah, you know what? You're right. 343 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:53,618 - Wait! - What? 344 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,688 See how the eyes seem to follow you across the room? 345 00:15:58,292 --> 00:16:00,425 That's how you know it's a Brunell. 346 00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,400 Here. It's on the house. Congratulations. 347 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,668 For what? 348 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,536 I think your friend forgives you. 349 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:13,572 I walked by her room, and I heard her forgiving you 350 00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:14,606 multiple times. 351 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,576 Oh... thank you, God. 352 00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:20,312 Yeah, like that, but louder. 353 00:16:22,683 --> 00:16:24,683 Say it again. Say it again! 354 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,587 - Florida Gators. - Ahh. (LAUGHS) 355 00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:31,390 Juancarlo, thank you for making this the best birthday 356 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:32,624 I've ever had. 357 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,292 And ever will have. 358 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,494 I have a gift for you. 359 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:36,695 I made it while you slept. 360 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,631 If you put it to your ear, 361 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,768 you can hear me whisper, "Te quiero, mi amor." 362 00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,770 I hear it. 363 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,573 (SLURPING NOISE) 364 00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:55,514 Gabi... I love you. And a little bit I hate you. 365 00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:56,849 Wait a minute, after this, you're still 366 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,326 mad at me for forgetting your birthday? 367 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,585 No, I'm mad at you for giving me a gift I have to return. 368 00:17:01,622 --> 00:17:03,488 Oh! I forgot my cell phone in my room. 369 00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:05,624 I need it so I can FaceTime you when I'm home! 370 00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,726 I finally have someone to FaceTime! 371 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,663 Ah! Juancarlo. 372 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:14,499 You totally saved the d�a. 373 00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:17,302 And you are gonna be so happy with me 374 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,670 because I sold... 375 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,306 everything! 376 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,541 Well, except for this puppet. 377 00:17:22,576 --> 00:17:24,709 No one ever buys the puppet! 378 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,481 Wow! You're amazing! 379 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,450 Gabi, thank you so much. 380 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,386 You introduced me to the most incredible woman I have ever met. 381 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,588 And now, with this money, I can afford to buy a data plan 382 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,657 to FaceTime with Sofia for a whole month. 383 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,425 Wait, why... why only a month? 384 00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:42,694 Judging by what I just saw, she's gonna want a lot more time than that. 385 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,232 Maybe I can stretch it out for two 386 00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:46,408 months if I can sell that damn puppet. 387 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:52,437 Gabi, what does it mean when Sofia says I am her Josh? 388 00:17:52,473 --> 00:17:57,542 Oh... oh my god. This is so sad. 389 00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:59,478 Sofia's gonna miss you so much. 390 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,821 I mean, I wish we could just pack you 391 00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:02,457 up in our car and take you with us. 392 00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:13,492 You're so lucky that you get to see your boyfriend soon. 393 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:19,364 When we cross this border in 300 feet, I will never see Juancarlo again. 394 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,700 Hm. You don't know that. 395 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:23,906 Oh, come on, Gabi, you know how it goes. 396 00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:26,471 You meet someone on vacation, you have a fling, 397 00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,541 he gives you flowers, a necklace, the best orgasm you've ever had, 398 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,443 and then you go home and never see each other again. 399 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,611 Hm. 400 00:18:32,646 --> 00:18:35,413 Maybe you will. 401 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,481 Why do you keep talking like that? 402 00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:37,582 Like what? 403 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:40,485 Forget it. 404 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:43,421 Well, it's almost our turn. 405 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,490 Adios, Juancarlo. 406 00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,759 Yes. Adios, Juancarlo. 407 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:53,712 Hm. You know, I don't remember all these border 408 00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:56,545 patrol guys with, like, guns and angry dogs 409 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:57,669 and stuff when we came in. 410 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,471 - What's all that about? - (SCOFFS) 411 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,307 Well, it's a lot easier to get into Mexico than to get out. 412 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,342 That's why the line's so long. They check every car. 413 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,480 They do? 414 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,683 Yeah. Relax, Gabi, we have nothing to hide. 415 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,451 Unless you're smuggling something. 416 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,354 (LAUGHS) 417 00:19:31,511 --> 00:19:34,646 I don't know how I did it, but I did it. 418 00:19:34,681 --> 00:19:37,582 He won't notice a thing. 419 00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:41,352 Behold, my masterpiece. 420 00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:44,489 What the hell is that? 421 00:19:44,524 --> 00:19:45,557 What? 422 00:19:45,592 --> 00:19:46,658 Sure, I didn't 423 00:19:46,693 --> 00:19:47,659 nail the eyebrows, 424 00:19:47,694 --> 00:19:48,693 but doesn't it 425 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:49,727 look like the original? 426 00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,596 Oh, we're screwed! 427 00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:53,565 And I just leased a new Buick! 428 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:58,736 JOSH: Hey, guys! Guess who has twenty-twenty vision again? 429 00:19:58,772 --> 00:20:00,572 Quick! Plan B! 430 00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:01,606 And I cannot wait 431 00:20:01,641 --> 00:20:02,674 to see my Brunell... Oh! 432 00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,511 Oh, no! 433 00:20:06,546 --> 00:20:10,481 Your mint condition painting! 434 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,718 Oh, honey! 435 00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:15,520 You slipped and fell. 436 00:20:15,555 --> 00:20:17,755 Maybe you're... you're still a little disoriented. 437 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,657 Oh, man. 438 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,426 I feel so stupid. 439 00:20:23,496 --> 00:20:24,562 Well... 440 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,431 I guess we need to call the insurance company. 441 00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,399 It's insured? 442 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,735 Yeah. Remember when I bought it, 443 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,303 I asked you to get it insured? 444 00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:35,573 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Ahh! 445 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,543 Time to drown my sorrows. 446 00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:40,411 Yolanda, will you get me that thousand-dollar bottle 447 00:20:40,447 --> 00:20:41,446 of champagne out of the fridge? 448 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:43,548 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 449 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,617 Wahh! 450 00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:49,454 Well, at least I have the pasta 451 00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:50,735 Gabi made for me. 452 00:20:50,796 --> 00:20:54,122 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 453 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:58,722 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33338

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