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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,233 --> 00:00:01,632 This is so great. 2 00:00:01,828 --> 00:00:06,230 I know. The wine, the view. Me. 3 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:10,468 Fantastic. 4 00:00:10,503 --> 00:00:12,236 I was talking about us. 5 00:00:12,272 --> 00:00:13,504 Oh. 6 00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:15,373 It took us two years to realize that we love each other, 7 00:00:15,408 --> 00:00:17,308 but I'm so happy that we did. 8 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:18,376 Me too. 9 00:00:18,411 --> 00:00:19,610 Me three. 10 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:23,648 Oh, no, we're outta wine. 11 00:00:23,683 --> 00:00:25,450 Yep, you finished the last of it. 12 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,253 No wonder I feel so tipsy. 13 00:00:29,289 --> 00:00:30,455 (SOFIA AND GABI LAUGH) 14 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,390 Um, Sofia, I don't... I don't think you should drive home. 15 00:00:32,425 --> 00:00:34,258 Josh, is it cool if Sofia spends the night? 16 00:00:34,294 --> 00:00:35,593 I think she can drive. 17 00:00:35,628 --> 00:00:36,661 I mean, sure. 18 00:00:36,696 --> 00:00:38,663 She can stay. What are guest rooms for? 19 00:00:38,698 --> 00:00:40,698 Gue-ests! 20 00:00:42,535 --> 00:00:44,569 I am so happy right now. 21 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:45,570 Me too. 22 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:48,473 Me three! (GIGGLES) Look what I found! 23 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:51,576 - Another bottle of wine! - Oh, boy! 24 00:00:51,630 --> 00:00:54,631 So which one of you two is gonna carry me up the stairs? 25 00:00:54,644 --> 00:00:58,819 - Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod - www.addic7ed.com 26 00:00:58,879 --> 00:01:02,277 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 27 00:01:02,288 --> 00:01:04,322 ? She in the spotlight ? 28 00:01:04,357 --> 00:01:06,190 ? And she turn my head ? 29 00:01:06,226 --> 00:01:08,226 ? She run a red light ? 30 00:01:08,261 --> 00:01:09,627 ? 'Cause she bad like that ? 31 00:01:09,662 --> 00:01:12,497 ? I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ? 32 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:17,468 ? Baby, I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby ? 33 00:01:17,504 --> 00:01:19,237 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 34 00:01:19,272 --> 00:01:21,305 Hey, Josh, where do you keep an extra toothbrush? 35 00:01:21,341 --> 00:01:22,340 Oh, I think you'll find one 36 00:01:22,375 --> 00:01:23,341 right next to the night alone 37 00:01:23,376 --> 00:01:24,509 I wanted with my girlfriend. 38 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:27,612 Uh, in the cabinet, under the sink, 39 00:01:27,647 --> 00:01:29,347 right next to Elliot's concealer. 40 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,315 Thank you. 41 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:32,417 Good Ni-ight! 42 00:01:32,452 --> 00:01:34,385 - Sleep ti-ight! - (DOOR SHUTTING) 43 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:38,356 Gabi, I think we have a problem. 44 00:01:38,391 --> 00:01:39,657 Okay, well, let's just keep kissin', 45 00:01:39,692 --> 00:01:41,626 maybe it'll fix itself. 46 00:01:41,661 --> 00:01:44,562 No. It's not that. 47 00:01:44,597 --> 00:01:46,464 Sofia's here all the time! 48 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:47,665 I mean, we're a couple now. 49 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,233 We need time alone. 50 00:01:49,269 --> 00:01:50,535 Yeah, I know, and I want time alone, 51 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:51,569 but she's my best friend, 52 00:01:51,604 --> 00:01:54,272 I can't just ditch her because I have a boyfriend. 53 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:55,673 I bet if she met somebody, she'd ditch you. 54 00:01:55,708 --> 00:01:57,442 Yeah, well, we'll never have to find out, 55 00:01:57,477 --> 00:02:00,278 because she's never gonna meet anybody. 56 00:02:00,313 --> 00:02:02,280 Why not? Sofia's a great girl. 57 00:02:02,315 --> 00:02:03,381 Yeah, she's not the problem. 58 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:06,317 Have you ever noticed she's a little picky? 59 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:07,452 I bet she'd like my friend Evan. 60 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,220 I mean, he owns his own gym. 61 00:02:09,255 --> 00:02:10,588 Yeah, uh, I met Evan. 62 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:14,525 I think he'd be happier dating a Jim. 63 00:02:14,561 --> 00:02:16,461 Uh, what about my buddy Dan? 64 00:02:16,496 --> 00:02:19,464 Dan, the guy who pronounces vase "vahz"? 65 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,633 Mike. 66 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:23,668 Man Boobs Mike? 67 00:02:23,703 --> 00:02:27,438 Yeah, has he met Evan? 68 00:02:27,474 --> 00:02:29,307 Are you sure Sofia's the picky one? 69 00:02:29,342 --> 00:02:31,609 - (GIGGLES) - Ooh! Dick! 70 00:02:31,644 --> 00:02:33,277 See? Told you it'd fix itself. 71 00:02:33,313 --> 00:02:34,645 No... 72 00:02:34,681 --> 00:02:36,314 My dentist. 73 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:37,482 Dick Donahue! 74 00:02:37,517 --> 00:02:40,384 Hmm. You really think Sofia would go for a dentist? 75 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:41,519 She would consider it! 76 00:02:52,265 --> 00:02:53,264 (GAGS) 77 00:02:53,299 --> 00:02:55,266 - Elliot! - Oh, morning, boss! 78 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:56,567 Hey, I need you. 79 00:02:56,603 --> 00:02:57,735 I got like a thousand files on here 80 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,570 that need to be converted before my meeting tomorrow. 81 00:02:59,606 --> 00:03:01,639 Ohh, I bet you look so cute running a meeting. 82 00:03:01,674 --> 00:03:03,608 Hey, do you wanna have a little meeting right now? 83 00:03:06,212 --> 00:03:07,578 I'll convert the files for you. 84 00:03:07,614 --> 00:03:09,647 - I love you. - I love you, too. 85 00:03:11,518 --> 00:03:13,284 He was talkin' to Gabi. 86 00:03:15,255 --> 00:03:16,387 I know. 87 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:21,392 Uch, all that giggling and canoodling. 88 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:25,363 I wish Alan and I still had that, 89 00:03:25,398 --> 00:03:28,232 but something's gone flat in the bedroom. 90 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:31,235 Was it Alan after you rolled off him? (LAUGHS) 91 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,408 Seriously, if you wanna get your sexy back, 92 00:03:37,443 --> 00:03:38,676 I can help you. 93 00:03:39,712 --> 00:03:43,414 "Yolanda's Dude-oir Photos. 94 00:03:43,449 --> 00:03:45,516 "Where bros pose with no clothes." 95 00:03:47,453 --> 00:03:49,520 Since when have you been doing erotic photography? 96 00:03:49,556 --> 00:03:50,655 Since I got caught in that locker room, 97 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,324 and had to come up with an excuse on the fly. 98 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,461 Yolanda, these are great. 99 00:03:57,497 --> 00:04:00,398 Oh, yeah, guys play out all kinda fantasies. 100 00:04:00,433 --> 00:04:05,169 Construction workers, sailors, celebrities. 101 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:07,271 Who finds Cedric the Entertainer sexy? 102 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:09,574 That's me, fool! 103 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:15,212 Now all you gotta do is figure out Alan's fantasy. 104 00:04:15,248 --> 00:04:19,216 Oh! I know exactly what Alan's fantasy is. 105 00:04:19,252 --> 00:04:20,618 Yah! Yah! 106 00:04:24,257 --> 00:04:26,324 Why are you not taking any pictures? 107 00:04:26,359 --> 00:04:29,660 I'm busy second guessing the life choices I've made that got me here. 108 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:35,232 Alan's favorite reality show is "The Real Dog Sledders of Alaska." 109 00:04:35,268 --> 00:04:37,602 And I modeled myself after his favorite, 110 00:04:37,637 --> 00:04:40,204 Lance Klondike! 111 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,207 Dog sledder by day, Jewish doctor by night. 112 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:48,646 Wait! I need a scarf to ripple as the wind blows across the icy tundra. 113 00:04:48,681 --> 00:04:52,617 Ooh, I know. I got Rabbi Ben's prayer shawl in my purse. 114 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:54,452 Why would you have that? 115 00:04:54,487 --> 00:04:58,456 After what we do? He needs to make things right with God. 116 00:04:58,491 --> 00:05:01,392 You know what? Never mind. 117 00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:03,327 Come on, let's do this. 118 00:05:03,363 --> 00:05:04,462 Hold up. 119 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,602 All right. Show me your snowballs! 120 00:05:11,638 --> 00:05:13,270 - (CAMERA CLICKING) - Whoo! 121 00:05:17,310 --> 00:05:18,609 (ALL LAUGHING) 122 00:05:18,645 --> 00:05:21,312 Isn't this goin' great? It's goin' great. 123 00:05:21,347 --> 00:05:23,514 Okay, who's ready for some more wine? 124 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:26,350 Ooh, white for me. Red stains your teeth. 125 00:05:26,386 --> 00:05:27,351 Oh. 126 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:32,223 I just have to say, you guys, um, I have not had this much fun on a date 127 00:05:32,258 --> 00:05:35,359 since... wow, it's been a really long time. (LAUGHING) 128 00:05:35,395 --> 00:05:39,196 Well, I'm sure you two would like to get to know each other a little bit better, 129 00:05:39,232 --> 00:05:41,532 and what better way to do that than not be here with us? 130 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,367 (LAUGHING) 131 00:05:43,403 --> 00:05:44,669 Why don't I help you clean up real quick, Gabi? 132 00:05:44,704 --> 00:05:46,504 Oh, thank you, Dick. 133 00:05:48,441 --> 00:05:50,574 Wow, he's such a gentleman. 134 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,376 I cannot wait to introduce him to my mother. 135 00:05:52,412 --> 00:05:55,246 Shut up, desperate, you're gonna ruin this for me! 136 00:05:55,281 --> 00:05:57,281 You. You're gonna ruin this for you. 137 00:05:59,419 --> 00:06:00,618 Excuse me one minute. 138 00:06:02,655 --> 00:06:05,189 Hey, uh, Elliot. 139 00:06:05,224 --> 00:06:08,426 Why are you dressed like Nanook of the North Korea? 140 00:06:08,461 --> 00:06:11,328 Because I'm just finishing converting your files. 141 00:06:11,364 --> 00:06:13,631 Oh. And you're doing it in that outfit because... 142 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:18,235 Oh, no! An outfit would imply I'm wearing pants. 143 00:06:20,506 --> 00:06:22,540 So, Dick, what do you think? 144 00:06:22,575 --> 00:06:28,245 Sofia has great teeth, huh? And she, uh, she knows when not to use 'em. 145 00:06:28,281 --> 00:06:31,415 Sofia's the best. Hope she's not just after my nitrous hook-up. 146 00:06:31,451 --> 00:06:34,218 (LAUGHS) That's happened before. 147 00:06:34,253 --> 00:06:39,356 - (PHONE BEEPING) - Oh. Is that an emergency root canal? 148 00:06:39,392 --> 00:06:41,459 Worse. My ex-girlfriend, Kayla. 149 00:06:41,494 --> 00:06:43,194 She's still got stuff in my apartment. 150 00:06:43,229 --> 00:06:45,463 She keeps bugging me to bring it by the salon. 151 00:06:45,498 --> 00:06:48,332 Oh, so you, uh, still text with the ex? 152 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,234 Oh, not that much. 153 00:06:50,269 --> 00:06:53,671 Hm. Hey, uh, Dick, can you, uh, help me put these, uh, dishes 154 00:06:53,706 --> 00:06:55,372 in the dishwasher? 155 00:06:55,408 --> 00:06:55,916 Oh. 156 00:06:55,927 --> 00:06:57,451 Oh! You know what? Here, let me hold that 157 00:06:57,477 --> 00:06:59,477 so you don't get it all wet. 158 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:09,220 Um, you know what, Dick, you should not be helpin' me 159 00:07:09,255 --> 00:07:10,454 with the dishes... Josh! 160 00:07:10,490 --> 00:07:12,289 - Oh, but I'm happy... - Josh! 161 00:07:12,325 --> 00:07:15,326 You know what? Oh my god, I think I saw Sofia just eat a carmel. 162 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:16,460 - What? - Yeah, go! 163 00:07:19,532 --> 00:07:21,232 What? 164 00:07:21,267 --> 00:07:24,535 Dick is texting his ex, Kayla. 165 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,537 - So? - So? So? 166 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,506 He said it's just because she left stuff at his apartment, 167 00:07:28,541 --> 00:07:30,407 but everybody knows you just text your ex for sex. 168 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:33,644 Text, ex, sex... it's true because it rhymes! 169 00:07:33,679 --> 00:07:36,614 Gabi, he's really into Sofia, I'm sure it's nothing. 170 00:07:36,649 --> 00:07:39,483 How do we know that Dick's not still hung up on Kayla? 171 00:07:39,519 --> 00:07:42,253 We don't! And we don't have to, because I love Dick, 172 00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:43,554 Sofia loves Dick, everybody loves Dick, 173 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:44,588 and if I wasn't being serious, 174 00:07:44,624 --> 00:07:46,624 that would've been so damn funny, 175 00:07:46,659 --> 00:07:49,493 but I am serious, so it's not! 176 00:07:49,529 --> 00:07:51,562 Gabi, don't screw this up. 177 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:54,198 Okay, all right, I get it. 178 00:07:54,233 --> 00:07:56,400 Do ya? Do ya? 179 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:59,370 I do! I do! I don't! 180 00:08:05,244 --> 00:08:07,511 Hi, this is Gabi Diamond. I'd like to make an appointment 181 00:08:07,547 --> 00:08:10,447 for a haircut tomorrow morning with Kayla. 182 00:08:14,504 --> 00:08:16,571 Hi, I'm Kayla. 183 00:08:16,606 --> 00:08:17,672 Uh-oh. 184 00:08:17,708 --> 00:08:19,407 You're pretty. 185 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:22,644 (MUTTERS) Sofia's screwed. 186 00:08:22,679 --> 00:08:24,346 So, what are we thinking? 187 00:08:24,381 --> 00:08:28,450 Um, I was thinking, uh, bangs, highlights, 188 00:08:28,485 --> 00:08:30,585 are you getting back together with your ex-boyfriend Dick? 189 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:32,587 Excuse me? Who are you? 190 00:08:32,622 --> 00:08:36,558 Um, I... I'm Gabi, and my best friend is dating your ex, 191 00:08:36,593 --> 00:08:38,593 and I just wanna make sure you guys are totally over, 192 00:08:38,628 --> 00:08:40,695 'cause if you're not, I really don't want her to get hurt. 193 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:43,431 Wow, Dick's already seeing someone? 194 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:44,632 Yeah. 195 00:08:46,370 --> 00:08:47,769 Is it bothering you? 196 00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:49,771 You're bothering me. 197 00:08:49,806 --> 00:08:53,341 I bother everyone. 198 00:08:53,377 --> 00:08:55,510 Um, but uh, the question is, 199 00:08:55,545 --> 00:08:58,613 does Dick dating someone bother you? 200 00:08:58,648 --> 00:09:01,616 - No. I'm done with Dick. - (SNICKERS) 201 00:09:01,651 --> 00:09:03,685 Well, good. That's a relief. 202 00:09:05,322 --> 00:09:06,621 So what do you want done to your hair? 203 00:09:06,656 --> 00:09:11,760 Um, what costs... three dollars? 204 00:09:11,795 --> 00:09:14,596 - Your last hair cut. - Oh! 205 00:09:14,631 --> 00:09:17,298 How did she know? 206 00:09:22,773 --> 00:09:24,339 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 207 00:09:27,477 --> 00:09:28,777 Oh, hey, Alan. 208 00:09:31,648 --> 00:09:33,615 Are... Are you here to pick up Elliot? 209 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:36,384 Yeah. But first I need to talk to you, Yo-Yo. 210 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,519 I need your advice. 211 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,788 Elliot came home crazy late last night. 212 00:09:39,823 --> 00:09:42,357 He said he was working, but I'm not buying it. 213 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:45,460 No offense, but you guys don't do crap around here. 214 00:09:45,495 --> 00:09:50,765 Plus, when he got into bed, he had a very shaggy, musky scent about him. 215 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:53,368 I think he might be having an affair. 216 00:09:54,771 --> 00:09:59,541 Alan, I can tell you with certainty, Elliot is not havin' an affair. 217 00:09:59,576 --> 00:10:01,609 Oh my god, with certainty? 218 00:10:01,645 --> 00:10:03,378 You have information, Yo-Yo! 219 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:04,446 - Out with it! - Hm-mmm. 220 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:05,713 All I can tell you is, 221 00:10:05,749 --> 00:10:07,782 I was helpin' him become the man 222 00:10:07,818 --> 00:10:09,818 you've always dreamed of. 223 00:10:09,853 --> 00:10:11,553 Mario Lopez? 224 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,824 What the oy is this? 225 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:17,425 A tallis? 226 00:10:17,461 --> 00:10:20,795 (GASP) Elliot's converting to Judaism for me! 227 00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:23,498 Hey. Alan. 228 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:26,768 Josh, was Elliot here late last night because he was converting? 229 00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:29,437 Yeah! He was doing it in my office. 230 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:32,707 Oh my god! My mother's finally gonna accept Elliot! 231 00:10:32,742 --> 00:10:35,376 I can finally stop going to therapy! 232 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:36,644 Ah, who am I kidding? 233 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:44,553 Hey, babe. 234 00:10:44,588 --> 00:10:48,490 Ohh. A rose. Why a rose? 235 00:10:48,525 --> 00:10:51,259 Well, I figured tonight was special, you know? 236 00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:53,295 It's the first time the two of us are alone out on a date. 237 00:10:53,330 --> 00:10:54,730 You know, to be honest, I was gettin' a little concerned 238 00:10:54,765 --> 00:10:56,331 that we were never gonna rid of... 239 00:10:56,367 --> 00:10:57,666 - SOFIA: Josh! - It's like I'm still hearing her. 240 00:10:57,701 --> 00:10:59,401 (LAUGHING) Hi. 241 00:10:59,436 --> 00:11:00,502 Thank you so much for sending us 242 00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:02,237 that incredible bottle of wine. 243 00:11:02,272 --> 00:11:03,610 Although it was red. But I brought my 244 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,283 wine straw, so we're good! (LAUGHS) 245 00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:07,642 (LAUGHS) He brought me one, too! 246 00:11:07,678 --> 00:11:08,677 You guys wanna join us? 247 00:11:08,712 --> 00:11:10,278 Yeah, we'll be right there! 248 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:13,682 I thought you said we were gonna be alone tonight. 249 00:11:13,717 --> 00:11:15,317 Yes, I know, a... and I thought so, too, 250 00:11:15,352 --> 00:11:17,386 but then I thought, if Dick really is the one for Sofia, 251 00:11:17,421 --> 00:11:20,322 I should be here, because her second dates tend to be the last ones. 252 00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:21,656 When does it end? 253 00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:23,258 On the second date, I just told you. 254 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:25,394 No, this! When... When does this end? 255 00:11:25,429 --> 00:11:27,496 Listen, we'll just have... we'll have one drink with them, 256 00:11:27,531 --> 00:11:30,232 and then we can be alone, I promise. 257 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:33,268 (PURRING) 258 00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:34,669 No, stop! Stop! 259 00:11:34,705 --> 00:11:36,304 Told you, don't do Gabi cat in public. 260 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:37,439 I'm sorry. 261 00:11:39,510 --> 00:11:41,543 (GASP) 262 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:42,512 Kayla? 263 00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:45,323 Dick, I know you're surprised to see me, but... 264 00:11:45,349 --> 00:11:47,516 Is that bitch using my wine straw? 265 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:49,684 Kayla... 266 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,421 Stop. This morning, I heard you were seeing someone new, 267 00:11:52,456 --> 00:11:55,690 and I thought it didn't bother me, but it turned out, it did. 268 00:11:55,726 --> 00:11:57,726 All day, I've been thinking about you with another girl, 269 00:11:57,761 --> 00:12:00,228 and... and I realized, I don't want you 270 00:12:00,264 --> 00:12:02,297 to be with someone else, I want you to be with me. 271 00:12:02,332 --> 00:12:04,232 I'm in love with you. 272 00:12:04,268 --> 00:12:06,268 So... 273 00:12:06,303 --> 00:12:12,240 Dick Donahue, D.D.S., will you marry me? 274 00:12:12,276 --> 00:12:14,242 I am so sorry. 275 00:12:14,278 --> 00:12:15,544 It's okay, we all have crazy exes. 276 00:12:15,579 --> 00:12:18,213 - Yes, I'll marry you! - What? 277 00:12:18,248 --> 00:12:20,215 (BYSTANDERS APPLAUDING) 278 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,350 Oh my god! And this is the girl who inspired me 279 00:12:22,386 --> 00:12:24,519 to do this! 280 00:12:24,555 --> 00:12:26,555 - What? - What? 281 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:28,323 If you hadn't come in this morning, 282 00:12:28,358 --> 00:12:29,491 I wouldn't even be here. 283 00:12:29,526 --> 00:12:30,725 Uh-huh. 284 00:12:30,761 --> 00:12:32,694 - I owe this all to you. Thank you. - GABI: That's great. 285 00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:34,296 Mm-hm. 286 00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:40,268 Sofia, listen, the only reason I went to her 287 00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:42,604 is because I found out that he was still texting her, 288 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,473 and I wanted to make sure that it was totally done, 289 00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:46,675 so that you didn't get hurt. 290 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:48,643 Dick. You came back. 291 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,480 I had to. These aren't cheap. 292 00:12:51,515 --> 00:12:52,547 (GASP) 293 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:59,688 Well... you dodged a bullet. 294 00:12:59,723 --> 00:13:01,556 How could you ruin this for me? 295 00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:05,227 (SIGH) 296 00:13:09,299 --> 00:13:11,299 See? 297 00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:13,468 I told you her second dates are always a disaster. 298 00:13:15,372 --> 00:13:17,572 Gabi, everything was goin' great, we found Sofia a great guy, 299 00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:20,375 we got rid of our third wheel. Do you remember standing in my kitchen, 300 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,244 promising me you wouldn't get involved? 301 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:24,579 Yes, yes, I remember. And I didn't intend to screw it up, 302 00:13:24,615 --> 00:13:26,499 but then my feelings for Sofia overpowered 303 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,260 my intention not to screw it up, 304 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,418 and then I really screwed it up. 305 00:13:30,454 --> 00:13:33,221 Oh, so your feelings for Sofia overpowered your feelings for me? 306 00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:34,556 Yes, exactly! 307 00:13:34,591 --> 00:13:36,391 No, wait. No, no! 308 00:13:36,426 --> 00:13:37,659 Remember the... (PURRING) 309 00:13:37,694 --> 00:13:38,693 Gabi... 310 00:13:40,564 --> 00:13:41,596 know what? 311 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,333 I'm startin' to feel like I'm the third wheel. 312 00:13:51,642 --> 00:13:54,543 (WHISPERS) I only have three dollars. 313 00:13:57,581 --> 00:13:59,514 (PURRING) 314 00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:13,590 Elliot, I couldn't wait anymore. 315 00:14:13,626 --> 00:14:16,360 Yolanda told me about the surprise you're planning! 316 00:14:16,395 --> 00:14:19,953 What? Why would she wanna ruin everything for me? 317 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:23,300 I just answered my own question. 318 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,369 Well, the fiddler's off the roof! 319 00:14:25,404 --> 00:14:28,672 Come on! What are Jew waiting for? 320 00:14:28,707 --> 00:14:31,275 Okay! Wait here! 321 00:14:32,678 --> 00:14:37,414 Mom! Prepare to meet your newly Jewish son-in-law. 322 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,416 I can't believe this is really happening! 323 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:40,517 Oh, it's happening, Ma. 324 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:42,619 He's probably getting his yarmulke, a tallis... 325 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,721 And hopefully, some rugelach. 326 00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:47,758 Now that he's Jewish, I have my appetite back. 327 00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:52,429 Prepare to be aroused! 328 00:14:53,599 --> 00:14:54,698 Ta-da! 329 00:14:54,733 --> 00:14:56,533 Oy gevalt! 330 00:14:58,370 --> 00:15:02,606 He may be Jewish up there, but he's definitely not Jewish down there. 331 00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,478 Uch, come on. Cancel the rugelach! 332 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,684 It's not me. It's Lance Klondike. 333 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,374 Brought you a bundt cake. 334 00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:38,442 Actually, it was a regular cake, 335 00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:40,644 but I ate the middle on the way home. 336 00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,617 I'll get the plates and forks, you sit. 337 00:15:46,652 --> 00:15:48,552 (EXHALES DISDAINFULLY) 338 00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:57,694 Sofia, I had no right to do what I did. 339 00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:00,330 And it was wrong of me to think I did have the right to do what I did, 340 00:16:00,366 --> 00:16:01,598 so the only way to make right what I did wrong 341 00:16:01,634 --> 00:16:05,636 is to tell you that I'm... I'm really sorry. 342 00:16:07,473 --> 00:16:09,640 Come on, Sofia, say something. 343 00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:11,441 - No ice cream? - No! I got ice cream! 344 00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:13,677 I got ice cream, here. 345 00:16:13,712 --> 00:16:16,647 Look, and it's mint chocolate chip! 346 00:16:16,682 --> 00:16:20,517 It's your favorite! I know you love it! 347 00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,619 - I know you wanna forgive me... - What is wrong with you? 348 00:16:22,655 --> 00:16:25,322 So many things! 349 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:29,626 I don't know. What happens with most girls when they get boyfriends 350 00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:30,843 is they lose their girlfriends, and 351 00:16:30,854 --> 00:16:32,472 then their girlfriends find boyfriends, 352 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,979 and then the girlfriends just drift apart, and 353 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:37,311 I don't... I don't want us to drift, Sofia. 354 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:42,673 Oh my god. Do you know what I just realized? 355 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,275 Mint chip doesn't go with bundt cake? 356 00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:49,546 No. Yes, but... No. 357 00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:52,516 I think the reason I keep including you in everything with me and Josh 358 00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:55,485 is because I just don't wanna lose you. 359 00:16:55,521 --> 00:17:00,324 And maybe you don't wanna lose me? 360 00:17:00,359 --> 00:17:03,427 It's okay, you're not there yet, that's fine, that's fine. 361 00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:05,216 But maybe, just maybe, the reason you 362 00:17:05,227 --> 00:17:07,407 keep hangin' out with me and Josh so much 363 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,600 is because you feel the same way? 364 00:17:09,635 --> 00:17:12,569 Gabi, that is insane. You think that I go over to Josh's house 365 00:17:12,605 --> 00:17:15,339 and I drink too much because I subconsciously wanna be with you? 366 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:17,608 - Oh my god. - See? 367 00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:19,610 That is so sick! 368 00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:20,644 I know! 369 00:17:20,679 --> 00:17:22,546 - Ucch. - So, what do we do, 370 00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:25,549 I mean, I don't wanna lose you, you don't wanna lose me? 371 00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,718 Well, I don't know, things are changing. 372 00:17:27,753 --> 00:17:31,254 Yeah, but wh... what if I don't want them to change? 373 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:32,522 Hey! What if we make a pact 374 00:17:32,558 --> 00:17:34,691 to spend every Thursday night together? 375 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:36,259 Like a date night? 376 00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,595 Yeah, but we don't have to, like, make out or anything. 377 00:17:38,631 --> 00:17:41,264 - Oh, so exactly like my date nights. - Mm-hmm. 378 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:46,503 I'm really sorry that I messed everything up with Dick. 379 00:17:46,538 --> 00:17:49,306 Oh. It would never have worked out with him, anyway. 380 00:17:49,341 --> 00:17:51,575 Turns out, his middle name was Dick. 381 00:17:51,610 --> 00:17:54,411 His first name was Harry. 382 00:18:01,487 --> 00:18:05,389 I don't understand. Why does that... oh. 383 00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:17,367 Gabi and I got into a huge fight. I don't wanna talk about it. 384 00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:19,403 Then why'd you say it? 385 00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,505 She chose Sofia over me, do you believe it? 386 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:25,709 Oh my god. You and I are having the exact same problem. 387 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:29,713 Alan and his mom ran when they saw me pantsless on a dogsled. 388 00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:36,353 I am so mad right now, I can't even look at her. 389 00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,288 Should I go see her? Should I go over there, see her? 390 00:18:38,323 --> 00:18:39,823 No, no, you kn... I'm not gonna go see her. If I go over there, 391 00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,451 I'm gonna look like a big wuss. If she wants to 392 00:18:41,462 --> 00:18:43,583 make this work, she's gonna have to come to me. 393 00:18:43,629 --> 00:18:44,473 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 394 00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:46,640 She came to me! Yolanda, she came to me! 395 00:18:50,436 --> 00:18:51,735 She didn't come to me. 396 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,404 - Alan, you're back! - Honey, Mom and I talked, 397 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,339 - and she realized... - Honey, let me talk. 398 00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:01,511 You know, I always wanted my son to be with a nice Jewish boy. 399 00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:04,681 - Ma! - What? Just let me talk. 400 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:10,554 I realized my son doesn't need a nice Jewish man. 401 00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:14,391 He needs a nice loving man. 402 00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:18,428 And anyone who could get dressed up in that facacta Eskimo outfit, 403 00:19:18,464 --> 00:19:24,668 with his schmekel hanging out? Definitely loves the hell outta my son. 404 00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:26,603 (LAUGHS) Ooh! 405 00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:29,306 I do, I do! 406 00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:30,540 Well, welcome to the family. 407 00:19:30,576 --> 00:19:34,311 Come over here. Give Mom... Mom a hug. 408 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:36,313 Oy! (LAUGHS) 409 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:38,448 Let's celebrate! 410 00:19:38,484 --> 00:19:43,420 Josh-Ala, I hear you have quite the wine collection. 411 00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:46,523 Blackberry Manischewitz is my favorite. 412 00:19:46,558 --> 00:19:50,560 But if you only have grape, we will make do. 413 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:56,500 Josh? 414 00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:58,435 Gabi. 415 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,337 I do wanna be alone with you. 416 00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:02,606 And I think we should start right now. 417 00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:05,575 Oh my god, who is that? 418 00:20:05,611 --> 00:20:06,676 That's Josh's chef. 419 00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:09,479 What, does everyone in this house go naked? 420 00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:10,547 If only. 421 00:20:12,317 --> 00:20:14,618 Well, when in Rome... 422 00:20:14,653 --> 00:20:15,719 Ma! 423 00:20:15,754 --> 00:20:17,320 What? 424 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,033 So, first time spendin' the night here without Sofia. 425 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:24,845 How ya feelin'? 426 00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:27,509 (SIGH) Like, I don't miss her, but I love her. 427 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,408 But I don't miss her, because I love you. 428 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,072 Me too. 429 00:20:32,112 --> 00:20:33,685 Me three. 430 00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:37,406 Damn, this wine is good. 431 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,866 Ya know, I'm a little tipsy. 432 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,779 Mind if I spend the night? 433 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:47,304 You missed some. 434 00:20:49,933 --> 00:20:51,933 You, too. 435 00:20:51,983 --> 00:20:56,533 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32258

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