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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,797 --> 00:00:06,188 Yolanda... uh... where is everybody? 2 00:00:06,194 --> 00:00:08,689 How is Gabi gonna be surprised when there's no one here? 3 00:00:08,695 --> 00:00:09,900 Where is everybody? 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,680 - OTHERS: Surprise! - (screams) 5 00:00:12,783 --> 00:00:14,285 That was good! 6 00:00:15,286 --> 00:00:18,294 Damn, Josh, were you this nervous when you threw my surprise party? 7 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:20,204 That wasn't a surprise party, that was an intervention. 8 00:00:21,285 --> 00:00:22,705 Oh, yeah, that's right. 9 00:00:23,473 --> 00:00:25,582 Hey, I didn't get a surprise party, either. 10 00:00:25,588 --> 00:00:27,829 How do you know I'm not planning on throwing you one? 11 00:00:27,835 --> 00:00:30,332 Because my birthday was last week. 12 00:00:30,420 --> 00:00:31,620 Yeah. 13 00:00:32,619 --> 00:00:35,202 That's why I'm plannin' it for next week, throw you off. 14 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:37,321 But now, since you ruined the surprise, I guess I gotta call everybody 15 00:00:37,327 --> 00:00:39,200 - and cancel it. - Damn it. 16 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:42,525 Josh, are you sure about this? Gabi really doesn't like surprises. 17 00:00:42,531 --> 00:00:44,172 (laughs) Sofia... 18 00:00:44,508 --> 00:00:46,114 who are you talking to? 19 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,637 I'm the master surpriser. She wants this. 20 00:00:49,643 --> 00:00:51,166 She wants this bad. 21 00:00:51,788 --> 00:00:55,017 Okay, everybody, remember. The code word... 22 00:00:55,298 --> 00:00:56,699 is waffles. 23 00:00:57,001 --> 00:01:00,818 When I say "waffles", you guys jump up and yell surprise, got it? 24 00:01:00,824 --> 00:01:02,298 - Oh, she's here! She's here! - Get down, get down, 25 00:01:02,304 --> 00:01:03,504 everybody get down! 26 00:01:12,274 --> 00:01:14,933 - Morning, Josh. - Good morning, indeed. 27 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:17,580 So, uh... 28 00:01:18,642 --> 00:01:20,635 guess you really wanna know what I want for breakfast. 29 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:24,314 Oh! Um... I actually... I just picked up all the fixin's for omelets, 30 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:26,712 - so... - Ooh, omelets are so good. 31 00:01:27,302 --> 00:01:29,708 But I'm in the mood for... (shouts) waffles! 32 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:31,763 OTHERS: Surprise! 33 00:01:32,334 --> 00:01:34,907 - Oh my God, what did you do? - Ha! Nailed it! (laughs) 34 00:01:34,913 --> 00:01:36,397 How happy are you right now? 35 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:38,618 (crying) 36 00:01:38,624 --> 00:01:39,830 She's crying! 37 00:01:40,118 --> 00:01:41,870 - Uhh! - She grabbed her purse! 38 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:43,765 - (crying) - She's running out! 39 00:01:44,808 --> 00:01:46,815 And she angrily slammed the door! 40 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:48,690 - Worst party ever! - (theme music playing) 41 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,564 She's in the spotlight 42 00:01:56,570 --> 00:01:58,273 And she turned my head 43 00:01:58,279 --> 00:02:00,332 She'd run a red light 44 00:02:00,338 --> 00:02:02,025 'Cause she's bad like that 45 00:02:02,031 --> 00:02:05,745 I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby 46 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,795 - I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby - Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com 47 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:10,543 Gabi? 48 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:14,230 - I brought home a little something. - (whines) Ohhh, I hate today. 49 00:02:18,742 --> 00:02:20,315 I smell the cupcake. 50 00:02:22,005 --> 00:02:23,205 What cupcake? 51 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,548 I don't want it. I don't want anything. 52 00:02:25,554 --> 00:02:27,415 Okay, Gabi, what's going on? 53 00:02:27,421 --> 00:02:29,016 Why did you run out of Josh's so fast? 54 00:02:29,022 --> 00:02:30,622 You've always loved your birthday. 55 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,718 You wouldn't understand. 56 00:02:33,811 --> 00:02:35,281 You're still young. 57 00:02:36,483 --> 00:02:38,195 You're three weeks older than me. 58 00:02:38,272 --> 00:02:39,999 (sighs) Well, let me tell you something. 59 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:42,630 The big two-five hits you like a ton o' bricks. 60 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:44,416 One minute life's all... 61 00:02:44,422 --> 00:02:47,068 roller skates and snow cones, and... 62 00:02:47,074 --> 00:02:51,349 next minute it's just broken promises and shattered dreams! 63 00:02:51,355 --> 00:02:54,027 Oh my God, there's frosting in the middle! 64 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:57,133 Whoa, I'm having a quarter-life crisis here! 65 00:02:57,139 --> 00:02:58,570 Oh, sorry, okay. 66 00:02:58,750 --> 00:03:01,725 - Tell me what's really going on. Gabi. - Nothing. 67 00:03:02,552 --> 00:03:03,752 Fine. 68 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:06,633 My dad got me this. 69 00:03:06,743 --> 00:03:10,403 Ohh. This is nasty. 70 00:03:11,381 --> 00:03:12,677 I see what's going on. 71 00:03:12,683 --> 00:03:15,482 You're turning 25 and all you got was this crappy globe. 72 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:17,545 No, it's not a crappy globe, it's a... 73 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:20,184 piggy bank in the shape of a crappy globe. 74 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:23,068 Right. How is this card from your mom? 75 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:25,385 She gave it to me on my 15th birthday 76 00:03:25,391 --> 00:03:27,223 so we could save up for our trip together. 77 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:30,559 We put quarters in there, so that when I turned 25, we could... 78 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:33,615 have enough to go on a culinary adventure around the globe. 79 00:03:33,621 --> 00:03:36,080 Ohh, quarters. 80 00:03:36,225 --> 00:03:39,282 That's so cute. Twenty-five for 25. 81 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:41,712 Oh my God, I just got that. 82 00:03:42,817 --> 00:03:44,019 Huh. 83 00:03:44,025 --> 00:03:47,585 And we were gonna go to New York, and Paris, and Venice. 84 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:50,051 Now I'm never gonna get to go to any of those places 85 00:03:50,057 --> 00:03:51,328 with her 'cause she's gone. 86 00:03:51,334 --> 00:03:52,635 - Mmm. - (knocking on door) 87 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,411 - Thank you. - There you go. 88 00:03:57,417 --> 00:03:59,920 Oh my God, birthday flowers from Josh? 89 00:03:59,926 --> 00:04:02,045 Didn't he get the message? I don't want anything. 90 00:04:02,051 --> 00:04:04,678 Actually, these are for Ms. Wilson, downstairs. 91 00:04:04,684 --> 00:04:07,259 (crying) So Josh didn't even get me flowers? 92 00:04:14,524 --> 00:04:16,900 Gabi crying and champagne? 93 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:18,368 Best day ever! 94 00:04:19,462 --> 00:04:21,686 - Look! Gabi's birthday gifts! - (gasps) 95 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,540 - I wonder what Josh got her. - Mmm. 96 00:04:23,546 --> 00:04:27,936 Oh-oh! Thigh-high Italian leather boots! 97 00:04:27,942 --> 00:04:30,041 In my almost size! Oh! 98 00:04:30,609 --> 00:04:34,461 A limited edition, oversized unisex designer tote! 99 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:35,848 - (gasps) - I love it! 100 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,403 Hey! Get your hands off Gabi's gifts. They're goin' back. 101 00:04:40,409 --> 00:04:42,309 BOTH: No! 102 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:46,202 (whispering) If we let him take 'em back, they'll be gone forever. 103 00:04:46,269 --> 00:04:48,428 But if we make sure they get to Gabi, 104 00:04:48,434 --> 00:04:50,474 we can borrow them, keep them for a long time, 105 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,490 and she'll forget she ever owned them, and ipso fatso, 106 00:04:53,496 --> 00:04:54,828 we'll own them! 107 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:57,812 (both sing-song) Josh! 108 00:04:58,897 --> 00:05:01,305 Remember how, thanks to you, Gabi ran outta here 109 00:05:01,311 --> 00:05:03,368 devastated on her birthday? 110 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,635 What's your point? 111 00:05:04,641 --> 00:05:07,905 The point is, wouldn't you want to make it up to her? 112 00:05:07,991 --> 00:05:11,196 W... of course I want to, but I blew it so hard at that party, 113 00:05:11,202 --> 00:05:12,649 there's no coming back from that. 114 00:05:12,742 --> 00:05:14,736 Unless... 115 00:05:14,742 --> 00:05:16,744 What, you guys have an idea? 116 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,240 Totes! 117 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:24,673 Happy Birthday, Ms. Wilson! 118 00:05:25,443 --> 00:05:28,234 - You got me flowers? - Yeah. 119 00:05:28,738 --> 00:05:29,938 No. 120 00:05:31,052 --> 00:05:33,273 They accidentally delivered 'em to our place by mistake, 121 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,970 which is weird, 'cause it's my birthday, too. 122 00:05:34,976 --> 00:05:37,234 - Get outta here. - No, I'm serious. 123 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,449 So am I. 124 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,813 Okay, I'll just, uh, put your flowers down over here. 125 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:45,139 By the way, the card wasn't signed. 126 00:05:45,145 --> 00:05:46,632 Who's your secret admirer? 127 00:05:46,833 --> 00:05:48,582 - (chuckling) I don't know. - (Sofia chuckles) 128 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:50,948 Maybe my CrossFit trainer? 129 00:05:52,449 --> 00:05:54,348 Or, they could be from Bernie. 130 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,021 (gasps) Sanders? 131 00:05:57,813 --> 00:05:59,013 Schwartz. 132 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:01,678 But Sanders... 133 00:06:01,684 --> 00:06:04,528 I wouldn't mind running my fingers through that hair. 134 00:06:05,301 --> 00:06:08,302 So, uh, who's Bernie Schwartz? 135 00:06:08,308 --> 00:06:11,161 He's a man I met in Vegas 20 years ago, 136 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:13,538 - when we were married. - GABI AND SOFIA: Ohhh. 137 00:06:13,544 --> 00:06:16,738 - And not to each other. - Ahhh-ohhh! 138 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:19,253 Oh, wow! 139 00:06:19,357 --> 00:06:23,225 Check it out. "In a city of lights, none shined brighter than you. 140 00:06:23,231 --> 00:06:24,963 I will never forget our kiss." 141 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:27,407 (gasp) You kissed Bernie while you were married? 142 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:30,421 What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 143 00:06:30,427 --> 00:06:31,922 (laughing) 144 00:06:31,928 --> 00:06:34,659 "Fate brought us together at the wrong time, but, baby... 145 00:06:34,665 --> 00:06:37,780 "if by some chance we're both single on our 95th birthdays, 146 00:06:37,786 --> 00:06:39,408 "let's meet right back at the Bellagio 147 00:06:39,414 --> 00:06:41,631 in the honeymoon suite at midnight." 148 00:06:41,637 --> 00:06:43,491 (gasp) Do you know what this means? 149 00:06:43,497 --> 00:06:45,662 I still have 70 years to meet someone! 150 00:06:46,575 --> 00:06:49,786 My God, this is so romantic, it's just like Sleepless in Seattle. 151 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,106 - You have to go to Vegas, Ms. Wilson! - Uh, nope. 152 00:06:52,310 --> 00:06:54,054 What do you mean, nope? 153 00:06:55,071 --> 00:06:58,624 What if I show up, and find out he's gone to a better place? 154 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,703 Oh... like the Venetian? 155 00:07:03,493 --> 00:07:05,290 Is she really this dumb? 156 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:09,077 Ms. Wilson, if you don't go, how are you gonna know? 157 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,399 Oh my God! This is it! 158 00:07:11,405 --> 00:07:12,643 A birthday trip! 159 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,240 Okay, you are going to Vegas, and we are taking you. 160 00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:16,944 We have eight hours till midnight! 161 00:07:17,466 --> 00:07:19,356 I'll go on one condition... 162 00:07:20,743 --> 00:07:22,643 Vegas, baby! 163 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:27,679 (laughs) 164 00:07:27,685 --> 00:07:30,167 This is the most fun I've ever had... 165 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:32,865 in the front seat of a car. 166 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:35,773 Um, Ms. Wilson, just because you are 95, 167 00:07:35,779 --> 00:07:37,774 doesn't mean you have to drive 95! 168 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,746 Oh, you only live once! 169 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:42,600 And you only die once, too! I bet she's not even allowed to drive. 170 00:07:42,606 --> 00:07:44,275 They probably took her license 20 years ago! 171 00:07:44,281 --> 00:07:45,481 Wrong! 172 00:07:45,995 --> 00:07:48,062 I never had a license! 173 00:07:48,097 --> 00:07:49,363 GABI AND SOFIA: What? 174 00:07:49,398 --> 00:07:51,999 - (police siren) - Oh, thank God! 175 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,063 They want you to pull over. Pull over! Pull over! 176 00:07:56,411 --> 00:07:59,512 My parole officer's gonna be pissed. 177 00:08:06,249 --> 00:08:07,914 Can I just say... 178 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:11,212 bringing Gabi these presents to make up for that stupid 179 00:08:11,218 --> 00:08:12,825 surprise party we were gonna throw 180 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:14,556 is a-genius. 181 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,045 That's weird, it's open. 182 00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:22,454 It's okay. There's nothing here worth stealing. 183 00:08:24,057 --> 00:08:25,317 Gabi? 184 00:08:25,323 --> 00:08:28,335 - Where is she? - Mm-hm... let me check the bedroom. 185 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:33,805 I love these boots! 186 00:08:34,698 --> 00:08:36,833 Oh my God, what... what if something happened to her? 187 00:08:36,839 --> 00:08:40,688 I can't lose the girl I... I employ as my chef! 188 00:08:40,977 --> 00:08:43,246 Josh, she's not in the bedroom. 189 00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:44,452 I'm callin' her. 190 00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:49,414 Hey, Gabi, where are you? 191 00:08:49,508 --> 00:08:51,716 Hey, Josh, I'm on my way to Vegas. 192 00:08:51,818 --> 00:08:53,018 What? 193 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:55,458 I... I thought you said you didn't wanna celebrate? 194 00:08:55,464 --> 00:08:57,278 Yeah, I... I know, it's... it's a long story, 195 00:08:57,284 --> 00:08:59,146 but I'm... I'm headed to the Bellagio. 196 00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:00,472 God willing. 197 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,289 Okay, bye. 198 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:06,397 - She's going to Vegas. - Vegas? 199 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:07,920 Vegas? 200 00:09:08,623 --> 00:09:11,146 It's not that she didn't wanna celebrate her birthday, it's... 201 00:09:11,631 --> 00:09:13,436 she didn't wanna celebrate her birthday with me. 202 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:16,048 Or maybe she just misses her mom. 203 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:21,598 Oh my God, that's why she was so bummed about her birthday. 204 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,330 It wasn't me, it's her dead mom! 205 00:09:24,687 --> 00:09:25,892 Oh God, I'm horrible. 206 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,267 You know what? This whole thing just feels wrong right now. 207 00:09:28,273 --> 00:09:29,933 Let's just bring the presents back like I wanted to do 208 00:09:29,939 --> 00:09:32,207 - in the first place. - Unless... 209 00:09:32,213 --> 00:09:33,608 What, you guys have another idea? 210 00:09:33,971 --> 00:09:35,171 Totes. 211 00:09:40,406 --> 00:09:42,242 Here, we filled the tank on number three. 212 00:09:42,907 --> 00:09:45,129 How do you think Ms. Wilson got us out of that ticket? 213 00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:47,705 I mean, the woman was speeding without a license. 214 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:49,526 Who knows how old people do anything? 215 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:51,901 I mean, my grandpa used to steal my nose all the time, 216 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:53,435 and I still haven't figured that out. 217 00:09:54,829 --> 00:09:56,259 Your card got declined. 218 00:09:56,265 --> 00:09:59,023 Oh. Well, that's okay, we'll just use our emergency card. 219 00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:01,474 - Oh, great, we have one of those? - No. 220 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:06,875 Ms. Wilson, um, I'm so sorry to ask, but would you mind paying for gas? 221 00:10:06,881 --> 00:10:09,244 - We don't have any cash. - Neither do I. 222 00:10:09,354 --> 00:10:12,653 What? But you said you brought 500 bucks to gamble. 223 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:14,977 I had to pay off the cop. 224 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:17,947 That's how you got out of it? 225 00:10:17,953 --> 00:10:20,652 Well, it wasn't my first offer. 226 00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:26,220 Wait, so, how are we gonna get to Vegas 227 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,441 if we don't have any money to pay for the gas? 228 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,146 You already filled up the tank, didn't you? 229 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,457 - Yeah. - What are you sayin'? 230 00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:34,960 We make a run for it? 231 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:39,438 On three. One, two, three! 232 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:47,295 What are you doing? We had it! 233 00:10:53,511 --> 00:10:56,172 - Are you sure you don't have any money? - (sighs) None. 234 00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,178 Ms. Wilson, here, give me your purse. 235 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:00,688 Let's see. 236 00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:07,436 Butterscotch, butterscotch, butterscotch... condom? 237 00:11:08,359 --> 00:11:10,686 Bernie was in Japan during the war. 238 00:11:14,322 --> 00:11:18,176 Um... Sofia, if we are not at that hotel in one hour, 239 00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:20,021 Ms. Wilson is gonna miss Bernie, and then we're never 240 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,843 gonna have an ending to the love story of Bernie and... 241 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:24,716 Ms. Wilson, what's your first name? 242 00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:25,952 Bernice. 243 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,356 Aw, Bernie and Bernice. That's so cute. 244 00:11:29,362 --> 00:11:31,948 It's kinda weird, but so cute! 245 00:11:32,047 --> 00:11:33,770 Ladies, you're not going anywhere 246 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,775 unless you pay for the gas you pumped. 247 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,232 And that corn dog. 248 00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:46,231 Oh my God! The crappy globe! 249 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:48,920 - There's money in the crappy globe! - No, no, no, no! 250 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:52,148 This is me and my mom's money. I only brought it for good luck. 251 00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:53,597 Well, it's lucky you brought it, 252 00:11:53,603 --> 00:11:56,048 'cause we need it to get outta this dump! 253 00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,885 Gabi, look, I... I know that you and your mom 254 00:11:59,891 --> 00:12:02,058 planned to use that money to go to New York and Paris, 255 00:12:02,064 --> 00:12:05,233 but maybe, just maybe, you're meant to use it now. 256 00:12:05,239 --> 00:12:10,130 Honey, you can hang on to some things forever or move forward. 257 00:12:10,421 --> 00:12:12,421 Now bust that bank open! 258 00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:21,958 That's all the money you saved since you were 15? 259 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,334 I thought with interest it would grow. 260 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,419 In a real bank, Gabi, a real bank! 261 00:12:28,339 --> 00:12:32,237 This is three seventy-five, you owe... 38.06. 262 00:12:32,243 --> 00:12:34,558 Sir, look, it's her 25th birthday, 263 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:37,058 and her mom's not here to see it. Do you think that, 264 00:12:37,064 --> 00:12:39,048 maybe, you could cut us a break? 265 00:12:39,054 --> 00:12:41,206 - 38.06. - What are you, dead inside? 266 00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:43,089 Ever since I quit dancing, yeah. 267 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:49,199 Oh, well... I guess I won't be feelin' the Bern. 268 00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,008 Oh, yes, you will. 269 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,792 Okay. All it takes is one. 270 00:13:01,117 --> 00:13:04,185 _ 271 00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:06,179 All it takes is one more. 272 00:13:08,307 --> 00:13:10,473 _ 273 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:13,250 Okay, all it takes is... What number are we on? 274 00:13:13,588 --> 00:13:15,858 - We're outta quarters. - Dammit! 275 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,502 So we used all my mom's quarters, and we're still stuck here? 276 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:21,423 I know, Gabi, I'm... I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. 277 00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:23,392 You feel terrible? 278 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:25,951 Third corn dog. 279 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,632 Wait a minute. What's that? 280 00:13:32,751 --> 00:13:33,951 (laughs incredulously) 281 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:37,159 Oh my God! My mom taped a quarter to the bottom! 282 00:13:37,165 --> 00:13:38,620 She knew I wasn't great with money, 283 00:13:38,626 --> 00:13:40,088 so she must've left me an extra one, 284 00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,950 so I could call her in case of emergency. 285 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,448 Least I have this quarter to remember her by. 286 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,208 Wait! 287 00:13:49,348 --> 00:13:51,113 _ 288 00:13:51,119 --> 00:13:53,766 (all screaming and laughing) 289 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,253 Thanks, Mom! 290 00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:58,652 - (laughing) Vegas, baby! - Oh, I'm... I'm driving. 291 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,883 _ 292 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:06,743 Okay, Ms. Wilson, there's the honeymoon suite. Are you ready? 293 00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:07,949 Uh... 294 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,033 I need a drink. Let's hit the bar. 295 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:11,281 No, no! 296 00:14:11,287 --> 00:14:13,161 You can't go to the bar. We only have... 297 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:15,293 20 minutes left. We might miss Bernie. 298 00:14:15,299 --> 00:14:16,915 But what if he's dead? 299 00:14:17,018 --> 00:14:19,060 Or worse, still married? 300 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,520 Come on, let's get hammered. 301 00:14:22,526 --> 00:14:24,526 No, no, no. 302 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,390 I know what's going on. 303 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,515 - Ms. Wilson, you're nervous. - So? 304 00:14:30,593 --> 00:14:32,282 There's nothing to be nervous about. 305 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,664 You don't look a day over 80, 306 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,734 and you have those dimples no man can resist. 307 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,218 And you've got that great CrossFit body goin' on. 308 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:40,755 - Come on, let's knock. - No! 309 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,452 Ms. Wilson, a very smart woman once said 310 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:46,561 you can either hold onto things forever, or move forward. 311 00:14:46,567 --> 00:14:48,569 Who told you that B.S.? 312 00:14:48,575 --> 00:14:52,006 (laughs) Come on, let's bust down this door, 313 00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:54,722 because the love of your life might be waiting on the other side. 314 00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,913 Bernie! 315 00:15:00,248 --> 00:15:02,858 You look fantastic! 316 00:15:03,754 --> 00:15:05,160 That's not Bernie. 317 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,754 Close enough. 318 00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:10,465 Josh, what the hell are you doing here? 319 00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:12,272 Well, I-I threw you a party, but you hated it, 320 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,354 so I figured I'd make it up to you with presents. 321 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,717 So I went to your apartment to bring them to you, 322 00:15:15,723 --> 00:15:18,493 but it turns out you're in Vegas, so I brought your presents here. 323 00:15:18,798 --> 00:15:21,258 My God, this is supposed to be Bernie and Bernice's suite, 324 00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:22,707 you're ruining everything! 325 00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:25,601 Should've just threw Elliot a party. 326 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,169 _ 327 00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:31,804 Wait, how did you guys get here so fast? 328 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:34,039 Oh, we took Josh's private jet. 329 00:15:34,045 --> 00:15:38,532 It had a couch in it, free champagne, then a limo to the hotel. Oo-hoo! 330 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,450 Oh, but it was all for your birthday, baby. 331 00:15:42,615 --> 00:15:46,234 Hey, has an old guy named Bernie knocked on the door? 332 00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:48,548 And if he did, how does he look? 333 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,832 'Cause in '97, he was jacked! 334 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:54,624 Gabi, what's going on? 335 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,510 Twenty years ago, Ms. Wilson made a pact with a guy named Bernie, 336 00:15:57,516 --> 00:16:00,496 that if they were both single on their 95th birthdays, which is today, 337 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:03,278 they would meet back here. And now it's 10 minutes to midnight, 338 00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:05,026 so nobody moves until he shows up. 339 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:07,919 But I have tickets to Ms. Celine Dion. 340 00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:10,551 You and your tote, sit! 341 00:16:11,424 --> 00:16:14,635 Did you hear that? My tote. 342 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,767 Guys, it's 12:30. 343 00:16:23,773 --> 00:16:25,850 Maybe he took the stairs. 344 00:16:28,545 --> 00:16:30,233 I don't think Bernie's coming. 345 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,471 (sigh) Man... I can't believe he didn't show. 346 00:16:33,477 --> 00:16:36,614 - Oh, it... it's okay. - No, it's not okay! 347 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,514 I mean, this was your dream! You had a plan for your 25th birth... 348 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,408 your 95th birthday. 349 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:43,695 It was supposed to be the most special day of your life. 350 00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:44,901 My mom and I... 351 00:16:44,991 --> 00:16:46,506 You and Bernie should've been together. 352 00:16:46,512 --> 00:16:48,249 I can't believe it didn't happen! 353 00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:50,123 - Gabi... - BERNICE: Uh... 354 00:16:50,241 --> 00:16:52,366 (sighs) It's not fair, Sofia. 355 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:56,273 Sure, it would've been nice to see Bernie again. 356 00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:00,485 But I got to drive, and I got to Vegas. 357 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,003 And I won a jackpot. 358 00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:05,441 It's the best night I've ever had! 359 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,831 Really? 360 00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,252 Minus the corn dog. 361 00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:12,760 Life's about new memories. 362 00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:14,934 What do you say we go make some? 363 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,140 (knocking on door) 364 00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:17,845 (gasps) 365 00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:22,405 (gasps) 366 00:17:23,644 --> 00:17:24,844 Bernie? 367 00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:26,050 Bernice? 368 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,845 You look fantastic! 369 00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:30,768 Oh, I'm... I'm not Bernice. 370 00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,375 Uh, close enough. 371 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,167 Over here, Bernie. 372 00:17:35,173 --> 00:17:36,543 Oh, thank goodness. 373 00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:38,484 I never could've handled that. 374 00:17:38,703 --> 00:17:42,448 Aww... still got those dimples! 375 00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:45,458 - (laughs) - Here, I brought you some chocolates. 376 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,539 Ohh. Uh... 377 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,726 Thank God he's still jacked. 378 00:17:51,464 --> 00:17:54,771 It's... kinda crowded here, can, uh... 379 00:17:54,777 --> 00:17:58,482 - can we get outta here? - Oh, hell, yes, let's do. (chuckles) 380 00:17:58,488 --> 00:18:02,074 Oh, maybe it'd be easier if they got out? 381 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,890 - Oh... - Out! 382 00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:08,221 Elliot, if we're both single when we're 95, 383 00:18:08,227 --> 00:18:10,193 let's agree to meet back here... 384 00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,604 and kill each other. 385 00:18:14,352 --> 00:18:16,719 I can't believe he actually showed up. 386 00:18:16,725 --> 00:18:19,106 Yeah. Ms. Wilson got her dream. 387 00:18:19,112 --> 00:18:20,312 (Josh sighs) 388 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:21,736 Gabi, 389 00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:24,753 when I went to bring those gifts to your apartment... 390 00:18:25,328 --> 00:18:27,904 I saw the card from your mom from when you were 15. 391 00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:29,373 You did? 392 00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:32,623 Yeah. And look, I... I know I can't bring her back... 393 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,460 but maybe I can give you guys the trip you always dreamed of. 394 00:18:40,114 --> 00:18:45,177 Look... New York, Paris, and Venice. 395 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,638 That's everywhere I wanted to go with my mom. That's amazing. 396 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:57,129 So what I'm hearing is... maybe I'm kinda your hero? 397 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,621 Maybe you kinda are. 398 00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:04,691 It's like Ms. Wilson said, you gotta make new memories. 399 00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:08,990 Hey, you two, can you get outta here? 400 00:19:14,257 --> 00:19:17,902 More butter? Ha-ha-ha-ha, mm-hm! 401 00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:22,968 More syrup? Don't mind if I do! 402 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:27,456 Whipped cream? What do you think? 403 00:19:32,052 --> 00:19:35,088 I love Vegas! 404 00:19:35,662 --> 00:19:38,757 Yolanda, it's nine in the morning, are you just getting in now? 405 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:42,124 Me and these boots have been out all night! 406 00:19:42,326 --> 00:19:46,617 (gasps) Did you know they give you free drinks when you gamble? 407 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,950 - Here's me and Elliot at Caesar's. - Ohh! 408 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:56,019 - Here's me and Elliot at the MGM Grand! - Uh-huh. 409 00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:57,696 Here's me and Elliot at... 410 00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:59,400 - Huh. - at a chapel? 411 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:04,682 Here's me and Elliot slippin' rings on each other's fingers. 412 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:07,385 - Here's me and El... - (both gag) 413 00:20:09,761 --> 00:20:12,880 - Oh my damn! - Hey, girls! 414 00:20:13,642 --> 00:20:15,462 Ooh, brekkie! 415 00:20:16,658 --> 00:20:19,098 Did Yolanda tell you how much fun we had? 416 00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:20,697 Oh, she sure did! 417 00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:27,838 Did she tell you Ms. Celine Dion asked me where I got my tote? 418 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:29,105 (laughs) 419 00:20:29,111 --> 00:20:31,957 - Am I gonna have a good story for Alan. - (laughing) 420 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:34,807 (both laughing) 421 00:20:34,813 --> 00:20:36,609 - Oh... - (chuckling) 422 00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:39,367 What's on my head? 423 00:20:42,377 --> 00:20:43,577 Uh-oh. 424 00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:48,583 Sync & Corrections by PetaG www.addic7ed.com 425 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:53,183 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31851

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