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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,660 Previously on Young & Hungry... 2 00:00:01,662 --> 00:00:05,566 In our last appointment we talked about you letting Gabi start dating. 3 00:00:05,568 --> 00:00:07,560 - How'd that go? - I guess it went fine. 4 00:00:07,563 --> 00:00:09,487 Sofia, I'm not dating anymore. 5 00:00:09,684 --> 00:00:13,213 Okay? I'm waiting for Josh. He's my one in a million. 6 00:00:13,215 --> 00:00:15,785 A car skidded in the rain and hit my dog. I'm sorry, 7 00:00:15,787 --> 00:00:17,996 - I have to get to the animal hospital. - I'll take you. 8 00:00:17,998 --> 00:00:20,284 - How is he? Oh, thank God! - He's gonna be just fine. 9 00:00:20,286 --> 00:00:21,486 (laughing) 10 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:23,519 Thank you so much for being there for me. 11 00:00:30,747 --> 00:00:32,034 Hi! 12 00:00:32,036 --> 00:00:35,276 How awesome is it that I get to work at the new, fancy Soul Spin 13 00:00:35,278 --> 00:00:36,979 that just opened up across the street? 14 00:00:36,981 --> 00:00:39,226 Now I get free lattes all day long. 15 00:00:39,228 --> 00:00:40,969 Oh, wow, they have free lattes there? 16 00:00:40,971 --> 00:00:42,705 Nope. Here, hit me! 17 00:00:44,028 --> 00:00:45,231 Hello? 18 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:49,446 I'm sorry, I'm a little busy doing my real job... 19 00:00:49,448 --> 00:00:52,149 getting ready to tell Josh I am no longer dating. 20 00:00:52,151 --> 00:00:53,405 - I'm officially waiting for him. - (beeping) 21 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:56,926 What? Gabi, that's a horrible idea. He's the one that told you to start dating. 22 00:00:56,928 --> 00:00:59,269 Oh, please, his lips said, "You should date," 23 00:00:59,271 --> 00:01:01,929 but his cute little puppy dog eyes said, "Pwease wait!" 24 00:01:03,267 --> 00:01:06,063 Yeah, you can wait, but don't tell him you're waiting. 25 00:01:06,065 --> 00:01:08,206 It'll just freak him out and put way too much pressure on him. 26 00:01:08,209 --> 00:01:10,875 No, that's ridiculous. If anything, he'll feel less pressure. 27 00:01:10,876 --> 00:01:12,997 This way, he doesn't have to worry about me meeting someone 28 00:01:12,999 --> 00:01:14,823 and not being there when he's ready. 29 00:01:14,825 --> 00:01:18,009 This way, he can relax in the warm security of knowing 30 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,141 I'm standing right outside of his door waiting. 31 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,073 Just waiting. 32 00:01:24,819 --> 00:01:26,551 Yeah, men love that. 33 00:01:27,326 --> 00:01:30,712 Gabi, remember that cute guy, Max, that I met at Soul Spin? 34 00:01:30,714 --> 00:01:32,617 - Mm-hmm. - Well, he asked me out tonight, 35 00:01:32,619 --> 00:01:35,520 and you wanna know why? Because I didn't pressure him. 36 00:01:35,522 --> 00:01:38,731 When he asked me, I said, "Cool," and just walked away. 37 00:01:39,735 --> 00:01:41,890 Didn't even give him my phone number. 38 00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:46,384 How is he gonna text you to tell you what you're gonna do 39 00:01:46,386 --> 00:01:47,887 or where you're gonna meet? 40 00:01:48,732 --> 00:01:50,187 Oh, crap, I gotta go! 41 00:01:52,762 --> 00:01:54,234 Oh, my God! 42 00:01:55,387 --> 00:01:57,467 You just won the Australian award 43 00:01:57,469 --> 00:02:01,273 for Digital Innovation in Next Gen Optimization. 44 00:02:02,174 --> 00:02:03,900 A D.I.N.G.O.! 45 00:02:04,077 --> 00:02:06,011 Yeah, yeah, I know. I got the email. 46 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:08,037 Why aren't you more excited? 47 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,995 It's supes prestige. 48 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,831 They want you in Sydney this weekend. 49 00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:15,090 They're paying for everything, including a presidential suite 50 00:02:15,092 --> 00:02:16,680 - and first class tickets for two! - Elliot... 51 00:02:16,682 --> 00:02:18,053 Of course I'll go with you! 52 00:02:19,152 --> 00:02:22,492 I've already found tons of stuff for us to do in Sydney. 53 00:02:22,494 --> 00:02:25,930 We can take a tour of the Opera House, 54 00:02:25,932 --> 00:02:28,994 we can spend the day at Bondi Beach... 55 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:32,623 we can explore Hugh Jackman's outback, 56 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:34,700 and if we're lucky, his down undah. 57 00:02:35,168 --> 00:02:36,368 Mmm... 58 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:39,352 Hey... Elliot, can you give us a minute? I need to talk to Alan. 59 00:02:39,354 --> 00:02:41,773 Fine. I'll go buy us some sunnies! 60 00:02:41,775 --> 00:02:43,334 That's "sunglasses" in Aussie. 61 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:44,717 You're not coming with me. 62 00:02:44,985 --> 00:02:46,407 Aw, bugger. 63 00:02:48,518 --> 00:02:50,910 - You got my message? - Yes, and I'm way ahead of you. 64 00:02:50,912 --> 00:02:53,202 I need to undo my redo of your office, 65 00:02:53,204 --> 00:02:57,246 so... I'm returning your accent wall back to its hideous burnt orange. 66 00:02:57,524 --> 00:02:59,183 That's not why I called. 67 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,414 (exhales) 68 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,821 I kissed my therapist. 69 00:03:03,823 --> 00:03:07,609 Oh, my God, that is so wrong. I can't even listen to this. Tell me everything. 70 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,100 It was so crazy. In the middle of our session, 71 00:03:11,102 --> 00:03:13,983 Dr. Rounds got this phone call that her dog was hit by a car, 72 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,513 - and she was so freaked out... - That's when you kissed her? 73 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:19,915 No. She was so upset, so I drove her to the vet. 74 00:03:19,917 --> 00:03:21,127 That's when you kissed her? 75 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:26,911 No. We found out that her dog was gonna be okay, and that's when she kissed me. 76 00:03:26,913 --> 00:03:29,555 Oh, my God, making out with your therapist? 77 00:03:29,558 --> 00:03:31,141 This is so Prince of Tides. 78 00:03:32,742 --> 00:03:35,172 - What? - Streisand, Nolte, rent it. 79 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,448 Never mind, I own it. 80 00:03:37,591 --> 00:03:39,320 You know you can never tell Gabi about this. 81 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,290 - Oh, you think? - This would crush her. 82 00:03:41,292 --> 00:03:42,492 You think? 83 00:03:42,926 --> 00:03:45,443 Hey, don't be smart-alecky. I'm trying to help. 84 00:03:45,445 --> 00:03:47,312 You can never go back to that therapist. 85 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,127 What? I can't start over with someone new! 86 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:51,972 I'll be in therapy forever. Ah, thank God Gabi's not waiting. 87 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,544 Alan, I could not handle that pressure. 88 00:03:53,546 --> 00:03:54,746 - Hey, guys! - And that's 89 00:03:54,748 --> 00:03:56,400 how you play baseball, Alan! Just... 90 00:03:56,950 --> 00:03:58,150 (Alan) Ah! 91 00:03:58,528 --> 00:04:00,719 Hey, uh, Alan, can I talk to Josh for a minute? 92 00:04:00,721 --> 00:04:02,842 Sure, sure, Gabi. I'll make myself scarce. 93 00:04:02,844 --> 00:04:04,110 And a nosh. 94 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,456 - Hi. - Hey. 95 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:08,839 I made you your favorite breakfast, 96 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:10,707 French toast stuffed with strawberry cream cheese. 97 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,254 - You wanna know why? - Why? 98 00:04:12,256 --> 00:04:15,041 Because I made a really big decision about us. 99 00:04:15,043 --> 00:04:16,557 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 100 00:04:16,559 --> 00:04:19,177 Josh, I'm waiting. 101 00:04:20,784 --> 00:04:22,184 For... 102 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:25,351 - For... you know... - Me? 103 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:27,619 Me? Gabi, no. Tell me you're not waiting for me. 104 00:04:27,621 --> 00:04:29,335 Please, tell me you're not waiting for me. 105 00:04:30,398 --> 00:04:31,731 (laughs) 106 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:33,896 No! No, I'm not waiting for you. 107 00:04:33,897 --> 00:04:36,677 I'm waiting for... um, a completely other person. 108 00:04:36,679 --> 00:04:39,737 A man. I am waiting for a man who I am dating 109 00:04:39,739 --> 00:04:42,629 because I am not waiting. Knock, knock. Who's there? Your ego. 110 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:44,551 You want some whipped cream on your French toast? 111 00:04:45,439 --> 00:04:46,839 Okay, gotta go. 112 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,523 (theme music playing) 113 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,958 She in the spotlight and she turned my head 114 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,627 She'd run a red light 'cause she's bad like that 115 00:05:01,637 --> 00:05:05,452 I like that ooh, baby ooh, baby, baby 116 00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:08,723 - I like that ooh baby ooh baby - Sync/corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com 117 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,842 (Knock on door) 118 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,799 - Josh. - Hi, Dr. Rounds. 119 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,809 Honestly, I didn't know if you were gonna show up for your session today. 120 00:05:19,811 --> 00:05:22,420 Yeah, neither did I. Ah, my friend told me not to, 121 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,827 but I felt like we were making some real progress before... 122 00:05:24,829 --> 00:05:27,057 "the whole thing with the dog happened." 123 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:28,778 How is he, by the way? 124 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:30,865 He's doing okay, thanks. 125 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,269 Josh, I just want to say what happened the other night 126 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:35,944 was unprofessional and will never happen again. 127 00:05:35,946 --> 00:05:40,054 (exhales) Great, because there is a lot going on in Joshland. 128 00:05:40,899 --> 00:05:42,990 Well, I'm committed to helping you 129 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:46,153 in the most ethical, objective, and professional way. 130 00:05:47,298 --> 00:05:48,498 (exhales) 131 00:05:49,729 --> 00:05:52,542 So... how was your week? 132 00:05:53,003 --> 00:05:55,656 Well, um... I won an award. 133 00:05:55,909 --> 00:05:57,518 Yeah, I'm flying to Sydney on Saturday. 134 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,844 Congratulations. You must be proud. 135 00:06:00,622 --> 00:06:02,058 I am. 136 00:06:02,713 --> 00:06:05,050 But, the thing is, they gave me this plus one, 137 00:06:05,372 --> 00:06:09,188 and I'm like, "Dammit." You know, I wish I can take Gabi, but I can't. 138 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:11,063 I don't want to lead her on and make her think that I'm ready to 139 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:12,420 be with her when I'm not. 140 00:06:12,890 --> 00:06:14,180 But I wanna be. 141 00:06:14,404 --> 00:06:18,371 She's dating a lot, and what if I lose her? What if another guy falls for her? 142 00:06:18,696 --> 00:06:21,773 She's so amazing and beautiful and funny. 143 00:06:21,775 --> 00:06:22,975 Okay! 144 00:06:23,485 --> 00:06:25,916 We get it! You like Gabi! 145 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:29,255 I apologize for my outburst. 146 00:06:29,710 --> 00:06:31,046 (shakily) Go on. 147 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:34,664 Are you crying? 148 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:37,042 I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 149 00:06:37,044 --> 00:06:39,347 I thought I could be professional, but I can't. 150 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:42,243 I know I said that kiss didn't mean anything, but it did. 151 00:06:42,245 --> 00:06:44,005 I can't stop thinking about it. 152 00:06:44,184 --> 00:06:45,655 Did it mean anything to you? 153 00:06:45,657 --> 00:06:47,933 - Uh... - Oh, God! 154 00:06:48,237 --> 00:06:49,903 This is so not professional. 155 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:52,602 You know what? I'm gonna give you the name of a therapist, 156 00:06:52,604 --> 00:06:55,131 and you can continue your treatment with them 157 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:58,303 and I'll just... never see you again. 158 00:06:58,313 --> 00:07:00,443 Okay? You okay with that? 159 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:05,171 - Uh... - You know what? I am falling apart. 160 00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:07,452 You need to go, Josh. Unless you wanna stay. 161 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:09,769 No. No, no. Go, go. Get out. 162 00:07:13,941 --> 00:07:18,009 Whoo! Those paint fumes got me feelin' a little sexy. 163 00:07:18,011 --> 00:07:21,173 Come here my little... Oop, now I'm nauseous. 164 00:07:21,782 --> 00:07:23,116 Do you have any bagels? 165 00:07:23,118 --> 00:07:24,824 How does roast pig sound? 166 00:07:24,826 --> 00:07:27,059 With my cholesterol? Like suicide. 167 00:07:28,195 --> 00:07:32,882 I'm talking luau in the backyard of our AirBnB on the beach in Maui. 168 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:36,099 I was thinking, since Josh is going to be gone for a week, 169 00:07:36,101 --> 00:07:37,830 how about a little redo of our honeymoon? 170 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:41,327 Sweetie, I love that idea, but I don't have a job. 171 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,490 You know we can't afford a rental with its own 172 00:07:43,492 --> 00:07:47,580 plunge pool and sweeping views of a hopefully inactive volcano? 173 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:50,231 Oh, God, we need to find a way. 174 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:52,759 All we need is a third so we can go splitsies. 175 00:07:52,761 --> 00:07:55,495 But who do we know who's all alone and could drop everything 176 00:07:55,497 --> 00:07:57,426 and make vacation plans with no notice? 177 00:07:57,428 --> 00:07:58,928 Hey! 178 00:08:00,817 --> 00:08:02,248 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 179 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:03,810 We're gonna be on that beach in no time. 180 00:08:03,812 --> 00:08:06,746 And I'm gonna be on that beach till she says, "Yes." 181 00:08:08,031 --> 00:08:10,132 Yolanda! 182 00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:15,709 Gabi... look! Max sent me flowers! 183 00:08:15,711 --> 00:08:17,138 Listen to this. (clears throat) 184 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:21,334 "Dear Sofia, I'm sending you these flowers for no reason." 185 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:25,956 No one has ever sent me "no reason" flowers before. 186 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,380 Aww, that's so sweet. 187 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,676 Okay, my turn. 188 00:08:29,973 --> 00:08:31,424 So you were totally right about Josh. 189 00:08:31,426 --> 00:08:33,859 I told him I was waiting and he freaked out, 190 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:36,179 so I told him I was waiting for a date. 191 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:38,661 - And guess what I don't have? A date. - Oh. 192 00:08:38,663 --> 00:08:39,863 (door opens) 193 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:42,374 - Hey, guys. - Hey, Josh. 194 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:45,701 Flowers, you ask? Indeed they are. (chuckles) 195 00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:48,995 Sent to me by none other than that guy I told you I was... dating. 196 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:51,950 - Nice. Have you seen Alan? - Oh, read you the card, you ask? 197 00:08:51,952 --> 00:08:55,013 Okay. "Dear Sof... Gabi... 198 00:08:55,821 --> 00:08:58,756 I'm sending you these flowers for no reason." 199 00:08:58,758 --> 00:09:00,885 Oh, heck, I'm not gonna bore you with the rest. 200 00:09:00,887 --> 00:09:05,445 The point is, I'm dating, so no pressure for you. 201 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:09,113 Great. Thanks. If you see Alan, tell him I need him. 202 00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:13,009 So, uh... I made it clear I'm dating, right? 203 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,256 Or should I give myself a hickey with the vacuum cleaner? 204 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,480 Gabi said you needed me? 205 00:09:20,482 --> 00:09:22,977 Remember how you told me not to go back to my therapist? 206 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:24,831 - I did. - And? 207 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:26,705 She told me she has feelings for me. 208 00:09:26,707 --> 00:09:29,619 (gasps) Demon woman! I'm gonna report her! 209 00:09:29,621 --> 00:09:31,708 No! No, no, no! I don't want her to lose her job. 210 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:35,897 (gasps) You like her! Prince of Tides! Prince of Tides! 211 00:09:35,899 --> 00:09:37,562 I like Gabi. 212 00:09:37,564 --> 00:09:39,443 Gabi's the one I like. Alan, this is hell. 213 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,703 I can't go back to therapy, so I can't get better for Gabi, 214 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,002 but I can't tell Gabi that I can't go back 'cause she'll ask why, 215 00:09:44,004 --> 00:09:45,887 and then I'll have to tell her because I kissed my therapist, 216 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,805 which you and I both agreed I cannot do. 217 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:50,161 (exhales) 218 00:09:50,163 --> 00:09:51,747 Alan, what are you doing? 219 00:09:51,749 --> 00:09:54,718 Wha... Oh, my God, that feels good. 220 00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:56,366 I know. My Nana used to do this 221 00:09:56,368 --> 00:09:58,569 every time I had to do something sporty. 222 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:00,508 Josh, listen to me. 223 00:10:00,510 --> 00:10:02,980 This trip to Australia couldn't come at a better time. 224 00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:04,732 You need to get away, clear your head, and 225 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:08,317 come back and find yourself a new therapist. Might I suggest a man? 226 00:10:08,319 --> 00:10:12,210 No. I'm not seeing any more therapists. I am officially done with therapy. 227 00:10:12,414 --> 00:10:13,948 Yes! 228 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:15,484 That worked fast! 229 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,327 (elevator dings) 230 00:10:20,092 --> 00:10:21,470 Oh, my God, what took you so long? 231 00:10:21,472 --> 00:10:23,092 You texted me, like, two minutes ago! 232 00:10:24,132 --> 00:10:25,332 - What are you doing? - Well, I'm 233 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,563 in the middle of teaching a class. I have to keep my heart rate up. 234 00:10:27,565 --> 00:10:29,344 It's fine. Just talk fast. I turned the lights down 235 00:10:29,346 --> 00:10:30,958 and put on an extended remix. Go! 236 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,424 - It worked, Sofia. It worked! - What worked? 237 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:34,967 The me dating, no pressure thing! 238 00:10:34,969 --> 00:10:37,484 It totally sealed the deal with Josh! He's done with therapy! 239 00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:40,377 Oh, my God, that's so great! I'm so happy for him! 240 00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:42,809 For him? What about me? Don't you know what this means? 241 00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:44,638 Well, I don't know. Talk quick 'cause I only have a minute left 242 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:45,840 until we do arms. 243 00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,162 If he's done with therapy, that means he's over his commitment issues, 244 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,181 which means he's ready to be with me. 245 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:53,230 - With me! - Wow! He said all that? 246 00:10:53,232 --> 00:10:56,002 No, he didn't, but he's about to, 247 00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:57,695 which is the other reason I asked you to come up here. 248 00:10:57,697 --> 00:11:00,314 I need to borrow your Poppin' Pink lip gloss. I want our first kiss 249 00:11:00,316 --> 00:11:01,663 - back together to be poppin'. - (ding) 250 00:11:01,665 --> 00:11:03,228 Okay! 251 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,439 - Well, I only have 15 seconds left. - Okay! 252 00:11:05,441 --> 00:11:08,804 You pop that lip gloss, girl! Do it, do it, do it! 253 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:11,192 - Thank you! Bye! - You look amazing! Bye! 254 00:11:15,248 --> 00:11:16,603 (chuckles) 255 00:11:16,605 --> 00:11:18,204 Alo-hey! 256 00:11:19,619 --> 00:11:23,781 I am so excited about our trip to Hawaii! Thanks again for inviting me. 257 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,961 - Oh, it's our pleasure. - Just remember the rule: 258 00:11:25,963 --> 00:11:28,477 Bellinis, not bikinis. 259 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,329 And you remember: 260 00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,799 cru-di-tay, not nu-di-tay. 261 00:11:36,301 --> 00:11:38,817 Ooh, check out all this stuff I got on my lunch break. 262 00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:43,277 A hat to keep the sun out of my eyes while I'm on the lido deck... (chuckles) 263 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:45,952 and some Dramamine for my seasickness. 264 00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:49,255 Yolanda, you know we're flying to Hawaii, right? 265 00:11:49,257 --> 00:11:52,013 Flying? No, no, no, no, no. No one said anything about flying! 266 00:11:52,434 --> 00:11:53,769 We only have a week off. 267 00:11:53,771 --> 00:11:56,440 If we took a boat, by the time we got there, we'd have to come right back. 268 00:11:56,442 --> 00:11:58,654 Oh. Heh, that makes sense. Ha! 269 00:11:58,981 --> 00:12:00,181 I'm out! 270 00:12:01,356 --> 00:12:03,523 You can't back out now! We already booked the rental! 271 00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:05,293 I'm sorry, I've never been on a plane. 272 00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:06,724 And I'm never gettin' on one. 273 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,961 You do know there's booze on planes, right? 274 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,798 You know where else there's booze? 275 00:12:12,151 --> 00:12:13,462 In my purse! 276 00:12:14,576 --> 00:12:16,477 Right here on the ground! 277 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:25,093 Okay, so an acceptance speech under two minutes and no kangaroo puns. 278 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:28,405 But what if I'm feeling jumpy? (laughs) Hello? 279 00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,223 - Got your dinner. - Oh, good. 280 00:12:35,284 --> 00:12:40,068 Okay, well, tonight's menu features butternut squash soup. 281 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:41,636 Don't spill it... 282 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:44,393 unless you want to. Do you want to? Spill it, I mean? 283 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:47,363 Nope. Too good to spill. 284 00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:52,949 Okay, well, I'll just be... goin'. 285 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,482 Headin' to the door to... 286 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:58,275 leave, unless you... wanna say something. No? Okay. 287 00:12:58,963 --> 00:13:01,154 All right, I'm... leaving. 288 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:03,603 Leaving. 289 00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:05,941 Left. 290 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,279 You know what I thought would be nice? 291 00:13:14,442 --> 00:13:17,907 A little dessert. So, I whipped you up an apple tarte Tatin. 292 00:13:17,909 --> 00:13:19,768 - That looks delicious. - You know what they say, 293 00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,947 an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 294 00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:25,553 All kinds of doctors. 295 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,857 Okay, well, bye-bye. 296 00:13:32,595 --> 00:13:34,291 (yawning) 297 00:13:36,135 --> 00:13:38,370 Coffee? Tea? Pineapple sorbet? 298 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:40,242 Gabi, why are you still here? 299 00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:42,505 Just thought you might have something to tell me. 300 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,349 Oh! Yeah! I do. I completely forgot. 301 00:13:47,351 --> 00:13:49,488 - Finally! - I'm flying to Sydney tomorrow night. 302 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,061 Oh, my God, I have waited so... 303 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:52,605 What? 304 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:54,448 No, I already know that. 305 00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:57,245 I want new news. New news! Just say it. 306 00:13:57,931 --> 00:14:00,645 - I won an award? - Oh, my God. 307 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,571 Josh, what award? 308 00:14:02,573 --> 00:14:05,958 "The person who waited the longest to tell Gabi he's done with therapy" award? 309 00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:08,041 What? 310 00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,395 Where did you hear that? 311 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:13,509 Um... I overheard you talking with Alan. 312 00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,991 Why didn't you tell me? I've been waiting all night. 313 00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,513 Why do you think I just keep coming in here like a crazy person? 314 00:14:18,515 --> 00:14:21,630 Do you think I just have pineapple sorbet lying around? 315 00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:25,406 No, I've been killing myself out there to get in here so you can tell me 316 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:27,695 that you're done with therapy and you want to be together. 317 00:14:28,675 --> 00:14:30,460 So, are you ready or... or not? 318 00:14:30,462 --> 00:14:33,329 - Uh... - No uh's. I want words. 319 00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:37,170 - Gabi, it's complicated. - Oh, not those words! 320 00:14:37,308 --> 00:14:39,577 Why is it so complicated? Either you're done with therapy 321 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,866 and you wanna be together... or you're not. 322 00:14:41,869 --> 00:14:44,338 I mean, what's so difficult? Why can't you tell me? 323 00:14:45,088 --> 00:14:46,785 (Josh sighs) 324 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,303 Gabi... 325 00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:51,073 I, um... 326 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:54,335 I kissed my therapist. 327 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,468 (sighs) 328 00:15:03,246 --> 00:15:05,480 Gabi... she kissed me. 329 00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:07,134 I didn't kiss her. It meant nothing. 330 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:09,658 Oh, really? If it meant nothing, then why didn't you tell me? 331 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:13,167 - Because of this. - Don't talk to me, okay? Not one word. 332 00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,094 Did you kiss her back? 333 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:18,680 - Gabi... - I don't wanna hear it. 334 00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:20,585 Oh, my God... 335 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,701 do you like her? 336 00:15:22,898 --> 00:15:24,547 - No, I... - Save it, okay? 337 00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,920 I gotta get outta here. 338 00:15:26,222 --> 00:15:27,422 Gabi, wait. 339 00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,791 No, Josh. All I've been doing is waiting. 340 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,057 Waiting for you to be with me, 341 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,588 waiting for you to be finished with therapy, 342 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,681 waiting for you to tell me you're finished with therapy... 343 00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:36,575 Well, I'm not waiting anymore. 344 00:15:38,326 --> 00:15:40,627 Gabi, are you seriously just gonna walk away? 345 00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:43,763 I never walked away from you. Even after all the stuff you put me through. 346 00:15:43,886 --> 00:15:45,798 Me? What did I put you through? 347 00:15:46,144 --> 00:15:48,181 You dated Cooper when I asked you not to. 348 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:49,963 You kissed your therapist. 349 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:52,818 You stood me up on our first date and you flew to Switzerland. 350 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,396 You kissed your therapist! 351 00:15:55,613 --> 00:15:57,430 You kissed my brother! 352 00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:59,368 You kissed your therapist! 353 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:02,925 And after all those things, I forgave you. You can't 354 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,542 - forgive me for this one thing. - (ding) 355 00:16:04,733 --> 00:16:06,683 No. We're done. 356 00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:08,112 - Gabi... - Done! 357 00:16:10,564 --> 00:16:12,326 God, I wish the doors would close! 358 00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:22,144 Oh, hey! I'm on my way to meet Max, but how did everything go with Josh? 359 00:16:22,146 --> 00:16:23,807 He kissed his therapist. 360 00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:27,606 I'm not going on this date, am I? 361 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,777 (sighs) Okay. 362 00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,605 Tell me everything. What happened? 363 00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:35,036 He kissed his therapist. The end. Nothing else matters. 364 00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:38,264 So, you did that thing where you get really mad 365 00:16:38,266 --> 00:16:40,341 and don't let anybody talk and then you stormed out. 366 00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:41,611 Yup, I did. 367 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,213 - What are you doing? - I have de-Kaminskied this apartment, 368 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,928 I have re-Kaminskied this apartment, 369 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:50,660 and now, I am re-de-Kaminski-ing it. 370 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,184 I swear, Sofia, this is the last time. 371 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,262 Well... that's what you said two days ago. 372 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:59,267 Gabi, look, I realize that Josh kissing his therapist 373 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,853 is a complete betrayal, and you have every right to be furious, but... 374 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,728 No! No buts! 375 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:07,105 As soon as you say "but," that means you're taking his side. 376 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,933 - All I'm saying... - Saying "all I'm saying" 377 00:17:09,935 --> 00:17:11,530 is taking his side too. 378 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,076 Listen, just go on your date, okay? 379 00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:14,848 Ah, I'm not ready to talk calmly about this. 380 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,601 I am so pissed, and I don't want you to talk me out of it. 381 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:20,606 - Fine. I will leave you alone. - Thank you. 382 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,318 - Can I just say one more thing? - No. 383 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:25,690 You have found your one in a million guy. 384 00:17:26,162 --> 00:17:28,894 (scoffs) I would give anything to know who mine is. 385 00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:32,024 And if I ever found him, I'd never let him go. 386 00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:34,414 - (door closes) - (clang) 387 00:17:35,649 --> 00:17:39,187 And hey, this is in no way me telling you what to do, 388 00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,862 but just in case, here's my lip gloss. 389 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,732 Thank you. 390 00:17:57,052 --> 00:17:58,252 (sighs) 391 00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,491 (sighs) 392 00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,669 Oh, my God, what are you doing here? 393 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,594 Coming with you to Sydney! 394 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,341 Oh God, this is a huge mistake. 395 00:18:14,743 --> 00:18:17,363 I don't know what I was thinking buying a ticket to surprise you. 396 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:20,137 I never do anything spontaneous. Now I know why! 397 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:23,462 - I'm gonna go. - Wait. 398 00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:25,164 (sighs) 399 00:18:26,037 --> 00:18:27,715 Gabi and I are over. 400 00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:31,713 She found out about our kiss and ended things for good. 401 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,211 You okay? 402 00:18:35,169 --> 00:18:36,369 Not really. 403 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:38,927 Wanna talk about it? 404 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:47,276 (baby crying) 405 00:18:47,278 --> 00:18:49,026 (passenger coughing) 406 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,273 (baby's crying continues) 407 00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:53,956 (sighs) 408 00:18:56,858 --> 00:19:00,813 (machine beeping) 409 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,154 (deep inhale and exhale) 410 00:19:13,156 --> 00:19:14,423 Okay... 411 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,376 Poppin' Pink lips. Check. 412 00:19:19,946 --> 00:19:21,747 Here goes everything. 413 00:19:29,051 --> 00:19:30,251 Okay. 414 00:19:51,103 --> 00:19:52,837 I can't get over it. 415 00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:55,854 You're telling me this whole thing is fake? 416 00:19:55,856 --> 00:20:00,717 Yes. It's a simulation. It's the latest and most intensive 417 00:20:00,719 --> 00:20:04,899 therapeutic technique available to help people get over their fear of flying. 418 00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:08,675 And it was very expensive, but you're worth it, Fro-Yo. 419 00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:11,617 Oh! I can't believe you made me pack my bags too. 420 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:12,944 It's all part of the process. 421 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:16,873 So everyone on here is afraid of flying, just like me? 422 00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,925 Not all of them. 423 00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,840 - A few of them are actors. - (gasps) 424 00:20:20,842 --> 00:20:22,752 You know, to make it seem real. 425 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,688 Well, damn. They really go all out. 426 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,993 (engine starts) 427 00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,538 (gasps) What's that? 428 00:20:29,768 --> 00:20:31,204 Have they started the plane? 429 00:20:31,206 --> 00:20:33,353 No, no, no. 430 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:36,297 It's just a sound effect. 431 00:20:36,878 --> 00:20:38,494 - (exhaling) - Okay, Yolanda, 432 00:20:38,496 --> 00:20:40,429 time for your fake Valium. 433 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,888 (Yolanda) This all seems so real. 434 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,510 (Elliot) Wait'll you see how real they make Hawaii look. 435 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,581 Sync & corrections by PetaG www.addic7ed.com 436 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:53,181 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33949

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