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You know what makes me really mad?
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Racism? Classism?
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I don't know any more isms.
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I didn't get the promotion.
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They gave it to a guy, of course,
who's been there half the time I have.
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I bet he's only half as qualified too.
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That's sexism. (Gasps)
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Another ism.
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Gabi, I'm really upset.
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Sofia, if you feel that way
then you should just quit.
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- I did.
- What?
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How are we gonna pay our bills?
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How are we gonna pay our rent?
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Hey, how about a little
support for the girl
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who floated your rent when
you were in Switzerland?
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Or who gave up cable so that
you could have chef's knives?
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And who really needs a hug
and a roll of cookie dough.
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Oh, okay. No, you know what? You're right.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Yeah, you quit your job.
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(Theme music playing)
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She's in the spotlight
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and she turned my head
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she'd run a red light
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cos she's bad like that
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I like that ooh, baby, ooh, baby, baby
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Uh, hi.
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Hey.
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Gabi, how bout some coffee for these guys?
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I don't know if that's a good idea,
they haven't blinked since I got here.
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(Chuckles) They're probably just
in the zone for their interview.
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I'm hiring a paid intern to
help me roll out my new app.
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(Gasps) I know somebody
who needs to get paid.
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Sofia.
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Gabi, these guys all have MBA's.
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(Groans) Josh, I don't
care about basketball.
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I care about Sofia getting a job, okay?
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Will you please just interview her?
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You're putting me in a
really awkward position.
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Which I should be used to by now.
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Just give her an interview.
You might be surprised.
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I mean we are best friends
but we are nothing alike.
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Sold.
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Have her here in an hour.
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Thank you.
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And if she's not the best interview
you've ever had I will work for free.
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No, went too far. The point is,
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she will be great and you will
still have to pay me. Good day, sir.
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Well, you're an adorable
little red riding hood.
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What a deep voice you have, Grandmother.
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You know what, I'm not
feeling this, it's weird.
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My mother dropped off a kugel for you,
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'cause she adores you.
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(Sighs) I love that you
and my mom get along.
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So when the hell am I
gonna meet your mother?
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Oh, is that a thing?
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That we have to do?
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What's going on?
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Are you embarrassed of
me? Am I not good enough?
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Did you tell her I was Korean?
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It's not you, it's her.
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My mom is crazy mean.
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Like a short, Asian, Simon Cowell.
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And I can be her Ryan Seacrest.
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Don't worry, moms love me.
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And we're gonna be family.
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You have told her we're engaged?
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Gabi's the one that outed me to my parents.
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Only a matter of time
before she tells them this.
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Elliot, if you don't call your mom
and invite her over this weekend,
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you're not getting my kugel.
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And I think you know what that means.
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Oh, honey, you know you're
not chopping anything, right?
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I'm pretending to work while Sofia
finishes her interview with Josh.
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(Laughs) I get it. I'm
pretending to be sober.
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- (Gasps excitedly)
- Hey, how'd it go?
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Crushed it! I could teach
a class on crushing it.
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But I'm gonna be too busy in my fancy
new job where I will be crushing it.
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Yeah!
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This is so great, we're
gonna be working together.
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It's gonna be just like
when we were camp counselors,
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except with no pesky virginity to lose.
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Yeah!
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Well, I am going to lunch
with Ruben because, well,
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I don't know. I think he's
about to drop the L-word.
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(Gasps) I L-word the L-word.
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Me too! This is the
best day ever, thank you!
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- Welcome. Bye.
- Bye.
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Hey. Isn't Sofia amazing?
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She's smart, she has a
good head for business,
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she's clean.
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You're right, she is all of those things.
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But I'm gonna go with Dexter.
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He's got a business degree from
Stanford and in his spare time
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he researches artificial intelligence.
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But Sofia's intelligence is real.
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Gabi, look, I'm sorry.
I've made up my mind.
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Do you want me to break the news to her?
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No, I'll do it when I get home.
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It's better coming from a friend.
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Wait, last question.
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Is it possible that I could hire an intern?
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Hey, Sofia, I got something to tell you.
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(Sobbing)
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No, no, no, he said I could tell you.
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Wait, why would Ruben tell
you to break up with me?
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'Cause he's a candy assed, little baby man.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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He dropped the L-word all right.
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"Let go of my arm, Sofia. It's over."
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God, I suck. I've got no man, no job.
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The only shred of hope I have left
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is if I get that job at Josh's.
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Yeah, about that shred.
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I didn't get it, did I?
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(Sobs, then yells)
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The only thing you blew...
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Was Josh's mind.
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What do you mean?
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I mean you, uh...
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- You, uh...
- I got the job?
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I got the job!
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- (Gasps)
- It appears that way.
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Oh, my God! Why didn't you text me earlier?
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'Cause I, wanted to see
your face when you...
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- You heard the news.
- Thank God, I'm so happy!
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Thank you, this is unbelievable!
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It sure is.
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Um...
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What are you doing?
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Oh, it's nine o'clock and
I need it to be nine-thirty.
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Uh...
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You know that's not how time works, huh?
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I know, but Sofia was so depressed
when I got home last night,
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I didn't have the heart to tell her
she didn't get the internship, so,
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I gotta get Josh out of here before
she gets here for her fake first day.
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Can you just play along
until I figure out what to do?
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Please? I'll do anything.
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Anything?
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Can I get that in writing?
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No, no, no. Scratch that. No paper trail.
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Good morning.
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Oh, hey Josh. Listen, I
packed your breakfast to go
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so you're not late for
your meeting, goodbye.
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Gabi, I'm fine. The meeting's in an hour.
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Oh, oh, ho-ho, really?
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Well, that clock must be broken because
my watch says it's nine o' clock.
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Oh, so I'm on time for work?
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Son of a bitch, my watch is broken.
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Have Elliot fix this.
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- Okay, all right, good bye.
- I'm gonna be late.
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Hi!
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I'm here, at my job!
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And I brought coffee like you asked me to.
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Okay, so where's Josh?
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Ah, you just missed him.
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But, don't worry, he left me a list
of things for you to get started on.
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The first of which is to...
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Take pictures of everything in his office.
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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Why?
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Why indeed.
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In case there's a fire and he has to
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recreate everything in
a second location, duh.
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Oh, rich people are weird.
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Hey, Yolanda.
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Hey, working girl.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Oh no, she's here!
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She's here!
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Oh God, what am I gonna
do with her all day?
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Ooh, introduce her to the exciting
fast-paced world of watch repair.
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Josh wants you to get that fixed.
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Hello, Mother, it's lovely to see you.
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It's lovely you can see at
all with those fat cheeks.
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(Giggles) This is incredible.
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I feel like I should be taking notes.
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Mother,
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I want to show you something.
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Oh, my God!
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You found a ring that fits you.
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That's why I wanted to talk to you,
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a wonderful man has asked me to marry him.
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Whoa, fancy.
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Whoa, fancier.
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Yeah, well, Josh has expensive tastes.
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Josh?
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Hey!
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Mrs. Park. Elliot didn't
tell me you were stopping by.
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He just told me about the engagement!
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- Isn't it exciting?
- (Giggles excitedly)
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Sorry men of the world,
Elliot Park is of the market.
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Hey, I'm late for a meeting. I
just forgot a bag in my office.
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I'll get it! I'll get it! I'll get it!
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Mrs. Park, always good to see you.
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You, too...
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Son-in-law.
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How did you score that, Miss Fatty LaBelle?
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Sofia, uh, I just remembered,
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Josh wants you to move
that plant behind the door!
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- What?
- Stop questioning me!
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(Sighs)
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- Now what?
- Okay, uh, now back to business.
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Uh, now Josh wants you to, uh...
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Uh... ah, oh, work on these files
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ah, for the rest of the day, from home.
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Oh, well why can't I
just work on them here?
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(Exasperated sighing)
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Sofia, I don't know. I mean, uh,
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Josh is a genius, you know.
Would you ask Albert Einstein
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why he would work on his files from home?
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No, because he's dead.
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Josh,
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a situation has presented itself.
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It seems that my mother
thinks you're my fiance.
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Ha, ha, ha!
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Isn't that funny?
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- No.
- But here's the funny part,
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she likes me because
she thinks you like me.
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You know who really likes you? Alan,
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your actual fiance.
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And I love him too, but there's
no guarantee that mother will.
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She's finally being nice to me.
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It feels good, it feels real good.
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Can't you just pretend to be my fiance
for one night until she leaves tomorrow?
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No.
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You don't understand.
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She gave me my first compliment ever.
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She said my weight gain
is plateauing nicely.
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Please, oh please, oh please,
oh please, oh please, oh please,
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oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please,
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- oh please.
- All right!
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Yeah!
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FYI, tonight,
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you're going to need to be a little
bit less of a cold bitch. Thanks.
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Oh my God, Gabi, I
discovered something huge.
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That you don't want to
work for Josh anymore?
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I was looking through the files you gave me
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and I found a patent application
for his new app that he never signed,
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but because I found it he
can fix it and save millions.
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Yeah, see I told you to look
for typos, not save him millions.
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I know, isn't it great?
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I'm gonna tell him all about
it first thing in the morning.
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No, no you're not.
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Ah, I'm not?
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Sofia...
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Gah!
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This is really hard for me to say,
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but there may have been something
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00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,172
about the job at Josh's that I told you
252
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,045
that wasn't 100 percent true.
253
00:11:57,968 --> 00:11:59,801
- What?
- That you have it.
254
00:12:00,329 --> 00:12:01,529
What?
255
00:12:01,772 --> 00:12:03,586
Josh didn't actually hire you.
256
00:12:03,587 --> 00:12:06,773
I lied and I said that he did
because Ruben broke up with you
257
00:12:06,774 --> 00:12:08,407
and you were really sad.
258
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,512
What?
259
00:12:10,868 --> 00:12:12,635
I know, I'm really sorry, okay?
260
00:12:12,636 --> 00:12:14,472
When you quit your job I freaked out and...
261
00:12:14,473 --> 00:12:16,529
well, you know what,
it doesn't even matter.
262
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,875
- Yeah.
- No, get off me!
263
00:12:20,257 --> 00:12:23,486
Because I'm gonna tell Josh
what I found and when I do
264
00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:25,397
he's gonna give me a job. Hmph!
265
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:29,468
Will he or will he not and also fire me?
266
00:12:29,867 --> 00:12:31,566
Gabi, why would he fire you?
267
00:12:31,602 --> 00:12:34,340
Ah, because I think
stealing confidential files
268
00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,738
and giving them to your
roommate is frowned upon.
269
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,476
(Sighs) Okay, well, hmm.
270
00:12:39,477 --> 00:12:41,740
The responsible thing to do is to just
271
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:45,184
go to Josh, okay, and we're just gonna
tell him everything that happened.
272
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,440
Or...
273
00:12:50,154 --> 00:12:53,358
Or we could do whatever stupid
plan you're thinking of now.
274
00:12:54,321 --> 00:12:56,838
- Yeah.
- No, get off of me!
275
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:01,934
Josh,
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00:13:01,935 --> 00:13:05,974
I want you to have this
as an engagement present.
277
00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:10,546
We'll treasure it.
278
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,475
So Josh, tell me,
279
00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:18,046
how did I get to be so lucky
to have you as a son-in-law?
280
00:13:18,081 --> 00:13:19,364
Yes, Josh,
281
00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:21,933
tell mother what it is you love about me.
282
00:13:27,090 --> 00:13:28,290
You know,
283
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,725
it's the usual stuff, it's...
284
00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:34,485
His style,
285
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,008
personality,
286
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,740
my cute tushy?
287
00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,570
Sure.
288
00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:45,307
But most importantly,
289
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:47,075
I love his mom.
290
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,310
(Gasps)
291
00:13:49,313 --> 00:13:53,168
If you were straight and
I was five years younger...
292
00:13:55,018 --> 00:13:57,545
Elliot, you found a winner.
293
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,871
I'm proud of you.
294
00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,573
Really, Mother?
295
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:02,874
(Doorbell rings)
296
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,580
Elliot, you go.
297
00:14:04,904 --> 00:14:06,210
You stay.
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Alan.
299
00:14:11,869 --> 00:14:14,219
What are you doing here? I
told you my mother was sick.
300
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,591
That's why I brought chicken soup.
301
00:14:15,592 --> 00:14:18,206
Thanks, I'll be sure she gets it. Bye-ee.
302
00:14:18,207 --> 00:14:19,450
Elliot,
303
00:14:19,451 --> 00:14:21,571
why don't you want me to
meet my future mother-in-law?
304
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:24,170
A situation has presented itself.
305
00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:25,713
What situation?
306
00:14:25,714 --> 00:14:28,984
A situation where my mom
thinks Josh is my fiance.
307
00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:31,059
(Laughs)
308
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,988
Isn't that funny?
309
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,890
Oh, I get it.
310
00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:37,986
You told her Josh is your fiance
because you're ashamed of me.
311
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,394
No.
312
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,614
It's just that for the
first time in my life
313
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:43,114
my mom said she was proud of me.
314
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,300
And she wouldn't be
proud if you were with me?
315
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:46,824
You don't understand
316
00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:48,858
because your mother's not a monster.
317
00:14:49,239 --> 00:14:52,360
Even if my mother was
the meanest woman in Boca,
318
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,844
I would never be ashamed to introduce you.
319
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,463
- I'm not ashamed.
- Then introduce me right now.
320
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,620
- Right now, now?
- (Elevator dings)
321
00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:03,480
That's it, Elliot. You've made
your choice and I've made mine.
322
00:15:03,481 --> 00:15:04,774
Goodbye.
323
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:07,455
I'll need that pot back.
324
00:15:09,263 --> 00:15:11,230
...the scotch.
325
00:15:20,848 --> 00:15:22,222
Hey Josh, ah,
326
00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:24,941
I hope you don't mind, I invited
Sofia to have lunch on the terrace
327
00:15:24,942 --> 00:15:26,348
I thought a little dining Al fresco
328
00:15:26,349 --> 00:15:28,918
might help her feel a
little less depressed-o.
329
00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:32,532
Well, looks like it's working.
330
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,806
I hope you don't mind, I'm just
gonna dust your file cabinet.
331
00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:38,313
- Okay.
- Why the third degree? It's my job!
332
00:15:39,266 --> 00:15:41,549
Um, I'm just gonna get the files out.
333
00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:47,530
- Ooh!
- Yolanda.
334
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:50,430
Oh no, your files! I'll get them.
335
00:15:51,437 --> 00:15:53,654
A-ha! I mean, alas!
336
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:56,666
What's this I just found right now, Josh?
337
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:57,975
(Cell ringing)
338
00:15:57,976 --> 00:15:59,596
Hold that thought, it's my attorney.
339
00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:01,028
Hey Larry, what's up?
340
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,345
What patent didn't I sign?
341
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:05,795
This one. This one.
342
00:16:05,796 --> 00:16:07,970
Oh, thank God you caught
this, you're the man.
343
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:09,916
No, I'm the man. I'm the man!
344
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:12,577
You know what? If you didn't
work for me, I'd hire you.
345
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:14,490
So here's what I want to do next
time. Let's really stick to the process
346
00:16:14,491 --> 00:16:15,710
and avoid this...
347
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:19,471
Great plan, Gabi.
348
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,525
Now she's depressed-o.
349
00:16:30,642 --> 00:16:32,025
Elliot...
350
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,462
I'm sorry.
351
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,123
I was up all night
thinking about Alan's kugel
352
00:16:36,124 --> 00:16:37,669
and how I'm never gonna have it again.
353
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,640
You just have to talk to him.
354
00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,186
I can't, I'm too ashamed.
355
00:16:44,289 --> 00:16:46,093
Yeah, I know.
356
00:16:46,184 --> 00:16:47,680
Which is why...
357
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:49,264
I called him.
358
00:16:49,644 --> 00:16:52,430
Finally, I've been standing out
here like a schmuck for 10 minutes.
359
00:16:53,986 --> 00:16:55,186
Hi.
360
00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:56,616
Oh my God.
361
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,848
Elliot, I was wrong to walk away like that.
362
00:16:59,849 --> 00:17:01,715
You know I have a flair for the dramatic.
363
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:06,990
But after Josh called and explained
how terrible your mother really is,
364
00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:09,258
I realized you need something.
365
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,153
- What?
- This.
366
00:17:11,256 --> 00:17:12,456
(Laughs)
367
00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:15,243
I don't deserve you.
368
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:16,614
You don't.
369
00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:19,833
But where am I going? I'm 42.
370
00:17:20,217 --> 00:17:21,417
(Doorbell rings)
371
00:17:25,327 --> 00:17:27,488
Mother, I thought you were
on your way to the airport.
372
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:31,404
I couldn't leave without
saying goodbye to my son-in-law.
373
00:17:32,696 --> 00:17:35,410
Where's Josh, I don't see him.
374
00:17:36,428 --> 00:17:38,116
He dumped you, didn't he?
375
00:17:39,012 --> 00:17:41,470
I knew you weren't good enough for him.
376
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:43,755
Oy vey.
377
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,374
Who's this?
378
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,867
I saw you downstairs.
379
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:49,743
Are you the doorman?
380
00:17:50,597 --> 00:17:52,917
I don't tip people over 30.
381
00:17:55,045 --> 00:17:57,377
I'm nobody, I was just leaving.
382
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,100
Stop!
383
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,100
You're not nobody.
384
00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:07,613
Mother, this is Alan.
385
00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:09,535
The man I'm going to marry.
386
00:18:09,879 --> 00:18:12,147
You're marrying a doorman?
387
00:18:13,853 --> 00:18:16,341
He's not the doorman, he's the man I love.
388
00:18:16,923 --> 00:18:18,811
It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Park.
389
00:18:18,812 --> 00:18:20,012
(Gasps)
390
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,690
Him?
391
00:18:22,746 --> 00:18:24,901
And not my Josh?
392
00:18:26,266 --> 00:18:27,924
But Josh is a 10.
393
00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:30,649
You're a four.
394
00:18:32,238 --> 00:18:33,607
At best.
395
00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,717
But after you taste my kugel,
I'll shoot up to a five.
396
00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:40,641
What the hell's a kugel?
397
00:18:42,048 --> 00:18:44,108
Speak English, four.
398
00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:47,379
- That's enough.
- No Elliot, it's fine.
399
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:48,948
No, it's not fine.
400
00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:50,655
Let me tell you something.
401
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,590
Alan is a 10 in my book.
402
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,188
What book are you reading?
403
00:18:55,628 --> 00:18:58,563
A book called, "I've
had enough of your crap,
404
00:18:58,565 --> 00:19:01,449
"Alan is an amazing man
and I'm lucky to have him,
405
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,372
"so deal with it."
406
00:19:05,088 --> 00:19:06,971
That's the title?
407
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:09,057
(Chuckles)
408
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:11,565
Writing was never your strong suit.
409
00:19:12,704 --> 00:19:14,696
And being supportive isn't yours.
410
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:17,393
I've heard enough.
411
00:19:17,394 --> 00:19:18,685
I'm leaving.
412
00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:19,917
Good.
413
00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:21,215
Go!
414
00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:24,806
Well, I guess I'm not gonna
win her over after all.
415
00:19:24,841 --> 00:19:26,510
I better get back to the hospital,
416
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:28,006
I'm needed in surgery.
417
00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:35,158
You're a doctor?
418
00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:38,670
A neurosurgeon, actually.
419
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,877
Welcome to the family.
420
00:19:45,412 --> 00:19:48,413
Told ya. Moms love me.
421
00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:49,873
So do Elliot's.
422
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,515
Hey.
423
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,527
Look what I gotcha.
424
00:19:57,528 --> 00:19:58,894
Oh, uh-oh.
425
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,109
What?
426
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,658
Look what I gotcha.
427
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,123
Ohh.
428
00:20:03,124 --> 00:20:04,949
Wait, why do you feel guilty?
429
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,648
I'm the one that messed everything up.
430
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:09,323
Eh. Okay, um...
431
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:12,041
Wow, this is really hard
for me to say, but, um...
432
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,186
I may have told you something
about quitting my job
433
00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:15,868
that wasn't 100 percent true.
434
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:17,218
- What?
- That I quit my job.
435
00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:18,419
What?
436
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,883
- I was fired.
- What?
437
00:20:20,918 --> 00:20:22,752
When they promoted that guy over me,
438
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,837
I may have said a couple
of things to my boss
439
00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:27,223
that were inappropriate for the workplace.
440
00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,784
Or any place.
441
00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:32,928
Wait, Sofia, you were
fired instead of quit?
442
00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:34,847
Do you understand what this means?
443
00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:36,404
Now you think less of me?
444
00:20:36,449 --> 00:20:37,654
No.
445
00:20:37,681 --> 00:20:39,747
Now you can collect unemployment.
446
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,296
- Oh my God, yes!
- Yes!
447
00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:45,723
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