All language subtitles for Young and Hungry s02e09 Young Woman.eng

This is it, Elliot. Today is the day.

I'm doing this. I am definitely doing this.

And you're gonna be wonderful.

What are you doing?

Telling Gabi how I feel about her.

Eww.

Cooper flies in tonight, so I
gotta get to her before he does.

I've watched all of her
favorite rom-coms as inspiration.

I know how Harry met Sally, and I know

why they're sleepless in Seattle,

what I can't figure out is
how to tell Gabi I love her.

- Why don't you tell her that?
- What?

That speech. It was beautiful.

It was kind of beautiful.

Come on, let's do this.

You're not coming with me.

I know. I want you to
drop me off at Alan's.

He said he had something big to show me.

And the last time he did
that, I was smiling for a week.

I should probably throw on some pants.

I'll help.

Good morning.

Thank you so much for
letting Cooper live here.

Ah, stay here.

Right, stay here until he gets a job.

The point is, we're living together.

Ah-ha... staying together.

(Phone dings)

Oh my God, it's him.

He'll be here any minute.

Oh my God, he'll be here any minute!

How am I gonna have time to put
on all my makeup so I look natural?

- (Knocks on door)
- It's him. Aah!

I'm super Cooper bear,

- and I can't wait to put my paws on...
- Okay, it's Sofia.

Hi.

Cooper, what the hell is wrong with you?

The last time you were
here, you promised me

that you would tell Gabi that
Josh had feelings for her.

You begged me to let you tell her,

and I was sensitive to your feelings.

I was about to tell her, and then
she told me that she loved me.

What was I supposed to say to that?

"I love you too. By the way, so does Josh"?

Okay, I'm gonna give you one last chance.

If you don't tell her by the
end of the day, I'm gonna.

I thought the T.S.A. was rough.

(Knocks on door)

Both: What are you doing here?

I came from China to live with Gabi.

Your turn.

I came from my house to talk to Gabi.

Oh, interesting. And you
used the front door this time,

- not the fire escape?
- Hmm?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.

I know. I know it all,

including the fact that you love Gabi,

which you lied to me about
and told me you didn't.

What? How do you...?

What?

Sofia accidentally told me.

So I know everything. No secrets.

All right, does Gabi know?

Okay, one secret.

Which means you didn't tell
her. Why didn't you tell her?

Because you're scared if she
finds out I have feelings for her,

she'll choose me. (Chuckles) Me.

Will she, though?

Because I'm pretty sure when
she asked me to live here

and told me she loved me,
it 'cause she chose me.

Me.

Hey, Cooper, I just rolled out of...

Josh, what are you here for?

Ha! I'll tell you what I'm not
here for... an interrogation.

(Theme music playing)

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You know what makes me sick?

It's that she never would have even
met Cooper if it wasn't for me, damn it.

I gotta figure out my next move.

How about the windows?

Yolanda, I'm serious.

What am I gonna do?

I'll tell you what you're gonna do.

Nothing. Cooper just got back.

Gabi's all hot and bothered and into him.

But the boy's got no job,

and three people in that tiny apartment...

watch how fast that
bloom falls off that rose.

How am I gonna make it through
a whole day without seeing you?

I guess I'll just have to give
you something to remember me by.

Oh my damn.

Oh, that doesn't mean anything.

Hey, guys. Didn't see you there.

Josh, we didn't have a chance
to catch up this morning.

How are you doing, buddy?

Still filthy rich. How about you, Cooper?

Other than a little tired

from having so much sex, can't complain.

Well, I hope you're not too tired.

I hear looking for work can be exhausting.

Of course, I wouldn't know.
I usually do the hiring.

Actually, I could easily get a job,

'cause I'm, you know, a genius.

But I can't take a tech job for six months

because I have a non-compete
clause from my last company.

So there's just really no point

in competing, Josh.

Yeah, but Cooper can get freelance stuff.

That's why I gave him my car. He's
gonna go out to look for a job today.

No job and no car?

Ha! I give it a week.

Well,

Alan showed me his big surprise.

He liquidated his retirement account

and bought a karaoke bar.

I'm gay and Asian, and still
think that's a stupid idea.

Hey, I think it's exciting
he's following his dream.

Ooh, Alan should hire Cooper
to do all the technical stuff.

I did put on a laser show at my prom.

It was way better than actually going.

And Cooper worked for Josh

and he did a great job. Right, Josh?

Yes.

Fine.

But I hope you work as cheap

as your girlfriend looks in that outfit.

Cheaper.

Ringy-dingy! I got your lunch thingy.

I put crinkle cut potato chips in
the sandwich just like you like...

- just my little way of saying...
- I love you.

- What?
- Nothing.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'm gonna head back to the kitchen.

I love you.

Okay, just to clarify...

are you speaking to me or the sandwich?

Gabi, I've been waiting for the right time

to tell you this. Not sure this is it.

But I love you.

Why are you laughing?

I don't know what to say.

How about,

"I love you too, Josh"?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Ah... that's super sweet
and super flattering.

So I'm going to say thank you

and head back to the kitchen.

So enjoy your lunch.

Okay, now that I had a
moment to think about it,

quick question: Where the
hell did that come from?

I mean, suddenly, out of the clear blue,

you tell me something
like that? I mean, why now?

Why now?

Of course.

'Cause I'm with Cooper.
And it's driving you crazy

because you're so competitive.

To you, I'm just a trophy to win.

Well, guess what. I'm no prize.

Okay, all right, I am a prize,

but not yours.

Enjoy your lunch.

I mean, how dare you, you know?

I'm happier than I've ever been.

And you say something like this

to try and mess with my
head. Well, guess what.

My head is not messed. In
fact, it's clearer than ever.

I love Cooper.

Hmm, thought she was coming back.

Oh my God, Sofia, I had
the craziest day at work.

I brought Josh in a sandwich for lunch

and then all of a sudden
he said "I love you."

Yes!

That is a crazy day at work.

You must have been totally
shocked. Did my name come up?

No. Why would your name come up?

Because I'm your best friend
and you tell me everything,

so tell me everything.

Okay, you're never gonna believe this,

but when he told me that
he loved me, I felt nothing.

- Nothing?
- Nothing.

Do you know how good
it felt to feel nothing?

- I mean, you know how into him I was.
- Uh-huh.

But now it's gone. It's
totally gone. I love Cooper.

Oh my God, I'm off the hook.

We're off the hook. You're off the hook.

This is off the hook!

Okay, I'm gonna go change to
have dinner with the man I love...

Cooper, not Josh. Yay!

Hell yay!

Oh, are those for me?

No, they're for Gabi,

because you're making me
tell her about Josh tonight.

Well, they should be for me,

because I'm about to
tell you some great news.

You don't have to tell
her about Josh tonight.

Oh, why, you ask?

Because today

he told her he loves her. Isn't that great?

How is that great?

Honestly, that makes
me want to punch a wall.

Okay, calm down, macho.

I've seen your pokemon toothbrush.

Look, it's great because, first of all,

she doesn't love him. She loves you.

And second of all, we don't gotta tell her.

We don't have to tell...

we don't have to tell her!

Yeah, but if you keep
screaming it, we will.

Sorry, sorry. This is great.

If the secret is no longer a secret,
we're not keeping anything from her.

The right thing got done, and
we didn't have to tell her.

- It's like a gift.
- It is like a gift.

And so much better than that stupid bear.

(Knocks) Hi.

Josh, what are you doing here?
You scared me half to death.

Look, I've been thinking about what
happened this afternoon. We need to talk.

No, I said everything
I needed to say already.

All right, Cooper is sleeping
right there. You need to go.

The nerve of this guy.

Here you go.

(Screams)

Oh my God.

This is a dream. I'm dreaming.

Why am I dreaming about Josh?

'Cause you have feelings for me.

No, I don't.

You have to leave. I don't
have feelings for you.

I love Cooper.

- Do you really want me to leave?
- Yes.

Told you you loved me.

(Gasps)

No, I don't want you
here. You have to leave.

Really?

Then why are you about to kiss me?

(Gasps)

What? Is there fire? Are there clowns?

No, I... I... I just had a bad dream.

What happened? You want to talk about it?

No, I'm good.

I'm good.

Look how great the sign turned out.

We are now officially the "me sing?

I could never. Ok!" Karaoke bar.

Yay.

Okay, enough. What's
with all the fake yays?

It's like sex with my first boyfriend.

I'm just concerned.

Either the bar fails and you're sad,

or it succeeds,

and then you own a karaoke bar.

(Cooper over speakers) Fear not.

This bar shall flourish.

See? Told you I was one
of the chosen people.

Hey, Coopy, are the lights all hooked up?

Yep. You guys ready for a demo?

- Expensive.
- It's like a rainbow.

I'm dying.

All right, I gotta run
out and grab a few things.

Oh, hey, you want me to pick
up a couple of disco balls?

What do you think?

Alan, I'm just worried
you'll lose all your money.

Elliot, this is my
dream and it's happening.

The boat's leaving the dock.

You can either wave goodbye or
get in the boat and help me row.

Ugh, it's a rowboat?

Fine, but you row.

I'll go sip a cosmo adorably at the bar.

I am so excited that you asked me

to cater your opening night, Alan.

Ooh, boneless chicken wings.

It's adorable how you made
them look like little penises.

They're microphones.

Oh.

'Cause of the singing.

That makes a lot more sense.

You know, I'm... I'm
sure they're delicious,

but I'm too nervous to eat.

Oh, why are you nervous?
The bar looks great.

Elliot and I have been at
such odds over this place.

I want opening night to be perfect,

just like Elliot.

You know, he's the one.

Oh yeah, the one that makes
me cry in the laundry room.

Um, Alan. Can I ask you a question?

How do you know which one is the one,

especially if there could be two

that are both the one?

No, Gabelah,

there can only be one "the one."

Exactly. I mean, then... How do you know?

It's simple. It's the kiss.

I remember when I kissed
Elliot for the first time.

We were in college.

I'd had one and a half Zimas,

and I was feeling really loose,

so I just went for it.

That kiss made my toes curl.

That's the only way you know.

So "one potato, two potato" is out?

Gabi, look, I'm glad you came by.

I don't think we finished our conv...

Enjoy your beer.

Hey!

Josh, I'm really sorry.

I know that came as a shock, but... (Gasps)

Gabi, I got your text. What's up, baby?

Thanks for coming. Uh,
Sofia's stuck at work

and I really needed to talk to somebody.

In the laundry room?

Yeah, I'm... I'm hiding
out in here from Cooper

and life.

What's wrong, baby?

Well, I have a dilemma.

Cooper moved in upstairs

and now I'm starting to feel
things for Josh downstairs.

Oh my damn.

Go on.

Josh told me that he loved me.

And I didn't think that I
had any feelings for him,

but it turns out, I do.
And so I talked to Alan,

and he said the only way to find out

if those feelings are real, is to kiss him.

And so I did. And,
Yolanda, that kiss was...

Amazing.

Well, it was for me,

so it had to be for her too, right?

Well,

there's only one way for
me to answer that question.

Elliot.

I mean, she had to be into it.

And the second kiss... I felt that...

In my toes. In my toes, Yolanda.

But... you know, I have Cooper,

who quit his job in
China to be here with me.

And he's so sweet and caring and wonderful.

And how could I pick Josh over him?

How could she pick Cooper over me?

I mean, I'm a catch.

I'm smart. I'm successful.

And, might I say, I can be...

A little arrogant

if he thinks he can just sleep
with half of San Francisco

and then say, "I love you, Gabi,"

and I'll be like "Okay, Josh."

But?

But, ah, it's just there, you know...

that chemistry and that passion...

That electricity.

You can't deny it.

I can't deny it. What am I gonna do?

Oh, I can't tell you what to do, baby.

I'm biased. I love Josh.

I'm biased. I hate Gabi.

But I love you, so good luck.

Thanks, man.

So what are you gonna do?

The mature thing, you know.

I'm gonna hide down here until
it's time to go to the karaoke bar

and just hope that an
answer magically comes to me.

You know what I'd do in your situation?

Put a couple of quarters in

and ride the spin cycle.

Hey.

Hey, Josh. Need a drink?

- Yeah, sure.
- Cool. Bar's over there.

Ooh, "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

That's, like, my jam.

We should do a duet.

I'm more of a solo act.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, appetizer?

Yeah, ah thanks.

They're not penises.

I didn't think they were.

They're little microphones, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of the karaoke

and the singing. Yeah.

- I'm gonna go.
- I'm gonna stay.

I'm so happy. You're all mine now.

What?

- I mean, you're done serving food?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, right. All yours.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to the grand opening of

"Me sing? I could never. Ok!"

This has been my lifelong dream.

And I couldn't have done it without
my other lifelong dream... Elliot Park.

That's me. I'm a dream weaver.

You know, I did a really
stupid thing 20 years ago.

I found the man of my dreams,

and I never told him how I felt about him.

Why? I had a million excuses.

I was afraid of rejection.
It was never the right time.

I had a girlfriend.

So we never got together.

I could kick myself for not
telling you how I felt back then

when I knew in my heart
you were the only one.

Well, we can't go back,

but I learned something really important:

I'm never gonna be that stupid again.

Elliot Park,

will you marry me?

Oh my God.

Oh my God. For me?

I hope it fits.

I have hands like little starfish.

Yes or no? My knees aren't the best.

- Yes.
- (Cheering)

Hey.

Is everything okay?

No.

Do you want me to leave you alone?

No.

I was really, really
happy that Cooper was here.

(Over speakers) And then
you told me that you loved me

and everything got confused.

And then I kissed you and you kissed me

and then I got even more confused.

And then I heard Alan's speech.

I'm not confused anymore.

Josh,

it's you.

No, wait. Um...

I... I have to talk to Cooper first.

I mean, the last thing I
want to do is embarrass him.

Cooper: Too late.

- Cooper, I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm the one who's sorry.

You want to be with Josh?

Fine.

But you should know something first.

Josh, you want to tell her?

Ah... You know what? Let me.

- Cooper, don't.
- Don't "don't" me.

Gabi, before you fall for
Josh's big "I love you,"

you should know that he thought
he loved you three months ago,

right before he called off his wedding.

Oh, yeah.

And he told everybody but you,

and then, when he changed his mind,

convinced everyone to lie to you about it.

Yolanda lied. Elliot lied.

Even Sofia lied, only after being
bought off with a new cell phone.

Which brings us to today,

when all of a sudden he loves you again

now that we're together.

I wonder how long it'll last this time.

Anyway, I, ah... I wish you all the best.

See? I can lie too.

Is it true?

- Gabi, I can explain everything.
- Oh my God, it is true.

- Gabi, wait.
- No, get the hell away from me.

Okay, next up we have Josie

singing "Hungry Like the Wolf."

Thank God I didn't pay retail

for that styrofoam heart.

I'm sorry.

I wanted tonight to be perfect for you.

It was.

And not just because Gabi
ran out of here crying.

My ring is beautiful.

It's a tiny bow tie, 'cause
you're my tiny bow tie.

I'm sorry I was so bitchy
about you buying this place.

I was wrong. This place is packed.

I think we have a hit on our hands.

I know. And imagine how
much money we'll make

once I start charging for food and drinks.

Ay-yi-yi.

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