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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,285 --> 00:00:01,585 - Oh, my God, Karl. - Oh, oh, yeah. 2 00:00:01,587 --> 00:00:02,886 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, Jamie. 3 00:00:03,779 --> 00:00:06,046 Oh, dang! My man has been in there 4 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,014 since the beginning of the party. 5 00:00:08,016 --> 00:00:09,483 - [laughing] - My gosh. 6 00:00:09,485 --> 00:00:11,151 When does it stop, man? [laughing] 7 00:00:11,153 --> 00:00:13,286 Hey. What are you doing here? 8 00:00:13,288 --> 00:00:14,688 I'm just waiting for my friend. 9 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:15,989 Yeah, might be waiting a while. 10 00:00:15,991 --> 00:00:17,824 - All: [laughing] - From the sound of it. 11 00:00:17,826 --> 00:00:19,226 - Yeah. - 'Cause our friend's 12 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,427 having sex with your friend. 13 00:00:20,873 --> 00:00:22,439 - Both: Yeah. - I can hear. 14 00:00:22,441 --> 00:00:24,641 - 'Cause of that sound. Yeah. - Hey, uh... 15 00:00:24,643 --> 00:00:27,311 You guys seem pretty tired. Maybe you should just, uh... 16 00:00:27,313 --> 00:00:29,279 - hit the hay? - I'm not tired. 17 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:31,682 Don't you have that, um, thing really early in the morning 18 00:00:31,684 --> 00:00:33,083 that you need to rest for? 19 00:00:33,085 --> 00:00:34,484 No, I actually... I cancelled my thing 20 00:00:34,486 --> 00:00:36,253 because I have the power to do that, 21 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:38,622 but you guys definitely scheduled something very early. 22 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,058 I, like, never have a thing. I'm actually kinda bummed 23 00:00:41,060 --> 00:00:43,360 that I never have things to do, but I want you guys to leave 24 00:00:43,362 --> 00:00:47,664 'cause I think this girl's down to grind Eric Nies-style. 25 00:00:47,666 --> 00:00:51,201 Yeah, I know she definitely wants to grind Eric Nies-styley, 26 00:00:51,203 --> 00:00:53,503 but that vibe she's throwing towards me. 27 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:55,472 Guys, welcome to "The Real World: Season One." 28 00:00:55,474 --> 00:00:57,040 Okay? If anybody's going to be 29 00:00:57,042 --> 00:01:00,043 grinding Eric Nies-styley, it's gonna Heather B. me. 30 00:01:00,045 --> 00:01:02,179 Okay? Do you feel me? So just go to sleep. 31 00:01:02,181 --> 00:01:04,214 Quite frankly, I think you should go to sleep. 32 00:01:04,216 --> 00:01:06,283 Don't do that to me, okay? I want you to go to sleep. 33 00:01:06,285 --> 00:01:07,584 Guys, don't touch each other's face. 34 00:01:07,586 --> 00:01:09,386 Don't touch each other's face. 35 00:01:09,388 --> 00:01:10,687 - Oh, this is a push off, man? - Yeah, this is a push off. 36 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:11,855 Oh, you wanna push off? 37 00:01:11,857 --> 00:01:13,357 - Hey! - Is this a push off? 38 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:14,358 - Hey! Hey! - Is this a push off? 39 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,826 Hey! Stop it! Stop it! 40 00:01:15,828 --> 00:01:17,728 - Is everything okay? - No! Have you noticed? 41 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:19,296 But not everything is okay, all right? 42 00:01:19,298 --> 00:01:21,198 'Cause we see what you're doing. 43 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:24,768 You're pitting us against each other to see who wins your hand 44 00:01:24,770 --> 00:01:26,970 - down our pants. - I don't want to- 45 00:01:26,972 --> 00:01:28,772 We don't fight over girls anymore. 46 00:01:28,774 --> 00:01:30,707 And you know that. Do I need to play the tape? 47 00:01:30,709 --> 00:01:32,109 - What tape? - The tape? 48 00:01:32,111 --> 00:01:34,044 I'm playing the tape. 49 00:01:34,046 --> 00:01:35,512 Is it "Three Ninjas"? 50 00:01:35,514 --> 00:01:38,048 Now, this... This is what happens 51 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:39,850 when we battle for the butts. 52 00:01:39,852 --> 00:01:41,752 We don't let girls come between us, all right? 53 00:01:41,754 --> 00:01:43,587 - Oh, the tape. - Ohh. 54 00:01:43,589 --> 00:01:44,688 - Tape's goin' in! - I don't know what that is. 55 00:01:44,690 --> 00:01:46,623 Is it "Field of Dreams"? 56 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:49,092 - [indistinct] VHS in a while. - It's cool we still have one. 57 00:01:49,094 --> 00:01:50,894 Yeah, really cool. Works great, too. 58 00:01:50,896 --> 00:01:53,530 DVD. VCR. Can't beat it. 59 00:01:53,532 --> 00:01:55,232 Today on this special roommate edition 60 00:01:55,234 --> 00:01:56,666 of "Termidate"... 61 00:01:56,668 --> 00:01:58,502 Hello-o-o! 62 00:01:58,504 --> 00:02:00,504 Watch what happens when four roomies... 63 00:02:00,506 --> 00:02:01,738 Ahh! 64 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:03,340 Boo, boo, boo, boo! 65 00:02:03,342 --> 00:02:04,841 [gagging] 66 00:02:04,843 --> 00:02:06,076 Now who's the idiot! 67 00:02:06,078 --> 00:02:07,544 Courtnee, Skyler's got a huge one. 68 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:09,112 Battle for one girl. 69 00:02:09,114 --> 00:02:10,947 [jazzy music] 70 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:12,449 I think it's actually kinda bull[bleep], 71 00:02:12,451 --> 00:02:13,984 so why don't you just give me one [bleep] dance? 72 00:02:13,986 --> 00:02:16,853 - Whoa! - Ahh! Ahh! Cut! Cut! 73 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:18,855 It all begins now on... 74 00:02:18,857 --> 00:02:22,690 Synced and corrected by MasterCookie - www.addic7ed.com - 75 00:02:23,095 --> 00:02:25,362 My name is Courtnee, and I'm studying to become 76 00:02:25,364 --> 00:02:27,264 a veterinarian's assistant. 77 00:02:27,266 --> 00:02:30,033 I love animals, hanging out with my family, 78 00:02:30,035 --> 00:02:31,868 and going outside. 79 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:34,604 I'm looking for a nice, normal, super hot guy 80 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:36,173 just to have fun with. 81 00:02:36,175 --> 00:02:38,375 I take care of sick puppies all day, 82 00:02:38,377 --> 00:02:40,610 - so I don't want to date one. - [dog whining] 83 00:02:40,612 --> 00:02:43,647 [upbeat music] 84 00:02:43,649 --> 00:02:46,049 85 00:02:46,051 --> 00:02:49,886 Hey, I'm Anders, and I'm a telemarketing associate. 86 00:02:49,888 --> 00:02:51,721 I guess I want what any other red-blooded, 87 00:02:51,723 --> 00:02:53,390 Norwegian American wants, 88 00:02:53,392 --> 00:02:55,258 and that is a genetically superior female 89 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:58,962 to breed a litter of future Olympians with. 90 00:02:58,964 --> 00:03:00,397 I'm Courtnee. 91 00:03:00,399 --> 00:03:02,399 Oh, nice grip. Big hands. 92 00:03:02,401 --> 00:03:03,800 Let's see the wingspan here. 93 00:03:03,802 --> 00:03:05,535 Pretty decent. 94 00:03:05,537 --> 00:03:07,104 Yeah, if Courtnee's got the right DNA, 95 00:03:07,106 --> 00:03:10,974 then someday, maybe, she can call me. 96 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:12,742 [phone rings] 97 00:03:12,744 --> 00:03:14,744 Hey-y-y! 98 00:03:14,746 --> 00:03:16,246 My name is Blake, 99 00:03:16,248 --> 00:03:19,249 and this definitely ain't fake. 100 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:22,452 Ahh! Arh-arh-arh-arh! 101 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,588 Ooh, I see a pretty lady. 102 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:26,656 Argh-argh-argh! 103 00:03:26,658 --> 00:03:27,958 I'm Blake. 104 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,793 Court... uh. 105 00:03:29,795 --> 00:03:30,927 Court... Courtnee. 106 00:03:30,929 --> 00:03:32,329 Courtnee? Oh, well. 107 00:03:32,331 --> 00:03:34,197 You may want tthink about courting me, 108 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:36,199 because I am excellent at having sex. 109 00:03:36,201 --> 00:03:38,001 - [laughs] - I've had sex with 99 girls, 110 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:40,437 and how would you like to be numero hundo 111 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:42,439 to ride-o my bone-o? 112 00:03:42,441 --> 00:03:44,040 [gagging] 113 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:45,876 It's true, Blake's a total man-whore. 114 00:03:45,878 --> 00:03:47,878 I mean, you guys couldn't even air this episode 115 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,647 if I told you half the stuff coming out of his bedroom. 116 00:03:50,649 --> 00:03:51,948 But you are going to air, right? 117 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:53,116 - [ding] - On TV? 118 00:03:53,118 --> 00:03:54,951 Have you met this guy? 119 00:03:54,953 --> 00:03:56,486 [imitating lisp] Hey, I'm Ders. 120 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:59,156 Yeah, I like to kiss big, handsome men, 121 00:03:59,158 --> 00:04:01,458 because I'm so big and gay. No... 122 00:04:01,460 --> 00:04:02,959 I'm like a big, gay fairy. 123 00:04:02,961 --> 00:04:04,394 Oh-la, la-la-la! 124 00:04:04,396 --> 00:04:06,496 Oh, ooh, uh, ah. 125 00:04:06,498 --> 00:04:08,765 Yeah, he's funny, right? He's joking, he's... 126 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:11,168 I take it in the butt. Wop, wop, wop, wop. 127 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:14,404 Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Skyler, aka "Sky." 128 00:04:14,406 --> 00:04:16,239 I'm 24, and I'm a personal trainer. 129 00:04:16,241 --> 00:04:18,842 Some people say the sky's the limit, but I say... 130 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:20,343 Sky's gonna win it. 131 00:04:20,345 --> 00:04:22,212 This is for you. 132 00:04:22,214 --> 00:04:23,380 Gay-y! 133 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:25,515 Wow. Thank you. 134 00:04:25,517 --> 00:04:27,117 - Of course. - You are such a gentleman. 135 00:04:27,119 --> 00:04:29,052 I didn't know we were allowed to give gifts. 136 00:04:29,054 --> 00:04:31,788 I guess the gift I'll give you will be the child I put in you, 137 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,256 but this... Come on. 138 00:04:33,258 --> 00:04:34,925 Yo! What it is. [clears throat] 139 00:04:34,927 --> 00:04:39,162 I'm Adam, and I'm really into, uh... 140 00:04:39,164 --> 00:04:41,565 What did... what did Skyler say he was into? 141 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:43,567 'Cause... 'Cause I'm... I'm gonna be into that. 142 00:04:43,569 --> 00:04:45,969 'Cause we're like, we're best friends. 143 00:04:45,971 --> 00:04:47,003 Howdy! 144 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:48,104 What's up, dawg? 145 00:04:48,106 --> 00:04:49,573 Man, you look good, dude. 146 00:04:49,575 --> 00:04:51,208 Blue is a good color on you. 147 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,876 What is that? Sky blue? I get it. 148 00:04:52,878 --> 00:04:54,511 Oh, look what I'm wearing, crazy... 149 00:04:54,513 --> 00:04:56,546 [stammering] We're really good friends now, 150 00:04:56,548 --> 00:04:59,883 and we're probably gonna be best friends after this airs. 151 00:04:59,885 --> 00:05:01,718 152 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,119 This is going to be on TV, right? 153 00:05:03,121 --> 00:05:04,487 Hey, what's up? I'm Adam. 154 00:05:04,489 --> 00:05:06,056 - Courtnee. - Cool. 155 00:05:06,058 --> 00:05:07,390 Hey, uh, you into this chick? 156 00:05:07,392 --> 00:05:08,692 'Cause I can hook it up for you. 157 00:05:08,694 --> 00:05:10,126 - Definitely. - Nah, I'm good. 158 00:05:10,128 --> 00:05:12,095 Hey, Courtnee. Skyler's got a huge one. 159 00:05:12,097 --> 00:05:13,396 Mm-hmm. 160 00:05:13,398 --> 00:05:14,431 And I'm talking about his heart. 161 00:05:14,433 --> 00:05:15,865 Which would have to be huge... 162 00:05:15,867 --> 00:05:18,034 to pump blood into his giant [bleep]. 163 00:05:18,036 --> 00:05:19,436 [laughs] [comical horn] 164 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:22,472 What? I've seen you in mesh shorts. 165 00:05:22,474 --> 00:05:23,974 [elephant trumpeting] 166 00:05:23,976 --> 00:05:25,575 The only reason I let these guys move in 167 00:05:25,577 --> 00:05:27,410 is because my old roommates moved out, 168 00:05:27,412 --> 00:05:29,879 and I needed to find subletters ASAP. 169 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:32,315 And, you know, I think I hate Adam. 170 00:05:32,317 --> 00:05:34,217 Skyler and I are gonna kick the other dudes out. 171 00:05:34,219 --> 00:05:35,719 And it's just gonna be me and him. 172 00:05:35,721 --> 00:05:37,721 Alone. In that big, beautiful home. 173 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:40,924 A fun fact about me is that I love to dance. 174 00:05:40,926 --> 00:05:44,828 So these guys are gonna have to prove that they can bust a move. 175 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:46,830 So for our first date, 176 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:50,233 I've planned something really fun with a special guest. 177 00:05:50,235 --> 00:05:51,801 Please welcome... 178 00:05:51,803 --> 00:05:53,637 Jimmy Sparx! [giggles] 179 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:56,840 [clapping] Whoo! 180 00:05:56,842 --> 00:05:59,075 You know what they say, right? 181 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:02,445 Where there's Sparx... 182 00:06:02,447 --> 00:06:03,813 there's fire. 183 00:06:03,815 --> 00:06:04,948 Oh! Oh! Put me out! 184 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:05,949 Put me out! Put me out! 185 00:06:05,951 --> 00:06:08,685 All: [clapping] 186 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:11,488 Jimmy is an amazing choreographer. 187 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:15,158 And today, he's gonna give us a little dance lesson. 188 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,626 Yeah, I don't need a lesson, though, 189 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:17,661 'cause I already know how to dance. 190 00:06:17,663 --> 00:06:20,764 Skyler, check this out. 191 00:06:20,766 --> 00:06:22,299 [chuckling] Look at this guy. 192 00:06:22,301 --> 00:06:23,933 Looks like the Carlton got electrocuted. 193 00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:25,602 [grunting] Eh, eh, ehh! 194 00:06:25,604 --> 00:06:27,270 Hey, what's up? I'm Adam. 195 00:06:27,272 --> 00:06:29,205 The Carlton. [mimics electrocution] 196 00:06:29,207 --> 00:06:30,774 That's him. 197 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:32,442 Nah, I don't look like Carlton, so... 198 00:06:32,444 --> 00:06:34,611 Yeah, you... you kinda do, though. 199 00:06:34,613 --> 00:06:36,846 Do I? Do I kinda look like Carlton? 200 00:06:36,848 --> 00:06:39,215 I kinda did! I was, like, waiting for you to catch it. 201 00:06:39,217 --> 00:06:41,351 I was like, ah, I bet Skyler's gonna catch it. 202 00:06:41,353 --> 00:06:44,788 Hey, hey! Let's just cut the chit-chat... 203 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:46,456 and start dancing, bitches. 204 00:06:46,458 --> 00:06:48,191 [mimics Anders] Let's dance, bitches. 205 00:06:48,193 --> 00:06:50,126 I'm like, a serious dad with my church shoes on. 206 00:06:50,128 --> 00:06:52,796 I took swing dance lessons in church in high school, 207 00:06:52,798 --> 00:06:54,564 so I'm pretty excited to show off my moves. 208 00:06:54,566 --> 00:06:58,201 Also, dancing shows off core strength and stamina. 209 00:06:58,203 --> 00:07:01,204 So if Courtnee's got any physical defects... 210 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:02,472 Daddy's gonna know. 211 00:07:02,474 --> 00:07:04,641 [shrill "Psycho" notes] 212 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:06,142 Okay, guys. We are going to start off 213 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:07,644 very nice and very easy. 214 00:07:07,646 --> 00:07:09,646 Start like this. Ready? 215 00:07:09,648 --> 00:07:12,015 Right foot in, slide it back. 216 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:14,050 Hip, pull, punch down. 217 00:07:14,052 --> 00:07:15,885 It's important to be very accurate. 218 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:17,287 We are Swiss watches, we are Swiss watches. 219 00:07:17,289 --> 00:07:19,055 Swiss watches with shoes. 220 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:20,590 All right. And... 221 00:07:20,592 --> 00:07:22,592 Right foot out, slide it back, 222 00:07:22,594 --> 00:07:24,994 hip pull, punch down, knees. 223 00:07:24,996 --> 00:07:26,830 - Oh. - Ooh, knees. 224 00:07:26,832 --> 00:07:28,031 Check it out, guys. 225 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,400 Ah! Ah! No hands. 226 00:07:30,402 --> 00:07:33,036 Ah-ah-ah-ah-uh-uhh-uhh! 227 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:34,838 [slurping] 228 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,106 Errrooop! What are you- 229 00:07:36,108 --> 00:07:38,108 What is this? What are you doing? 230 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:39,909 - He's sucking a [bleep]. - 'Cause we're on our knees. 231 00:07:39,911 --> 00:07:41,511 That's what you do... when you're on your knees. 232 00:07:41,513 --> 00:07:43,546 Oh, I'm sorry, should I be more like, 233 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,215 "Oh, hello, queen. 234 00:07:45,217 --> 00:07:48,017 Can you please knight me with a huge [bleep]?" 235 00:07:48,019 --> 00:07:49,452 [gagging] 236 00:07:49,454 --> 00:07:51,721 - [laughing] - Adam would like this bit. 237 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:53,390 [mimes blowjob] 238 00:07:53,392 --> 00:07:54,991 [gagging] 239 00:07:54,993 --> 00:07:57,660 - [laughing] - Oh, don't forget the balls. 240 00:07:57,662 --> 00:07:59,396 Oh, dude, you're so... 241 00:07:59,398 --> 00:08:00,964 [grunting, gagging] 242 00:08:00,966 --> 00:08:02,232 You don't like... That's not funny. 243 00:08:02,234 --> 00:08:03,900 That's not funny, dude. 244 00:08:03,902 --> 00:08:06,870 Skyler is, like, so gay-y. 245 00:08:06,872 --> 00:08:08,872 Like, the only thing I take seriously 246 00:08:08,874 --> 00:08:11,341 is annihilating trim. 247 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:13,977 When I get the center set to the punani, it's like, 248 00:08:13,979 --> 00:08:15,879 [mimics robot] "Destroy the punani." 249 00:08:15,881 --> 00:08:19,516 [comical squeaking sounds] [train whistles] 250 00:08:19,518 --> 00:08:20,884 Uh-oh! 251 00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:22,719 Gotta go wipe your butt or something? 252 00:08:22,721 --> 00:08:24,554 Where is she going? Did I turn you on? 253 00:08:24,556 --> 00:08:26,956 [mimics blowjob] 254 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:29,859 [crickets chirping] 255 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:34,230 Five, six, seven, eight. 256 00:08:34,232 --> 00:08:36,166 Pose! [hip-hop music playing] 257 00:08:36,168 --> 00:08:37,867 Float it... pose! 258 00:08:37,869 --> 00:08:40,236 Imagine you're a raccoon! Pose! 259 00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:41,438 Feel it so hard now. 260 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,605 Stick it! 261 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,240 Action! 262 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:46,476 Down and float, punch, left. 263 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:48,578 Right and float to the guns! 264 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,613 Swivel it now. Swivel again. 265 00:08:50,615 --> 00:08:53,016 I'm a cat, I'm a cat, I'm a Mary Poppins. 266 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:55,118 Pop attack. One, pop, and one. 267 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,254 Go, get ready, freestyle, boom, pose! 268 00:08:58,256 --> 00:08:59,923 [Courtnee claps and giggles] 269 00:08:59,925 --> 00:09:01,591 Wow, Skyler! You're not bad. 270 00:09:01,593 --> 00:09:02,926 He's not, "not bad." 271 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:04,360 He's not, "not amazing." Right? 272 00:09:04,362 --> 00:09:05,995 Yeah, this guy rules, man. You killed it. 273 00:09:05,997 --> 00:09:07,497 I was looking at you the whole time, 274 00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:08,832 I'm like, "Damn, Sky-guy! 275 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:10,533 - [chuckles] - My Sky-guy. 276 00:09:10,535 --> 00:09:12,635 Right, except this isn't even real dancing. 277 00:09:12,637 --> 00:09:14,604 So why don't you come over here, I'll teach you the pretzel. 278 00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:16,072 It's a swing dance move. My mom loved it. 279 00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:17,674 We used to swing dance all the time. 280 00:09:17,676 --> 00:09:19,809 She said I was the best partner she ever had. 281 00:09:19,811 --> 00:09:22,378 - Jesus Christ. - I'm good, Anders. 282 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,180 I just think it's kind of weird that 283 00:09:24,182 --> 00:09:25,615 we have to dance for you, but you don't have to dance for us. 284 00:09:25,617 --> 00:09:27,116 I think it's actually kind of bull[bleep]. 285 00:09:27,118 --> 00:09:28,785 So why don't you just give me one [bleep] dance? 286 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,620 Okay, Anders, it's been really nice to meet you, 287 00:09:30,622 --> 00:09:32,021 but I think it's time... 288 00:09:32,023 --> 00:09:33,556 To have a little QT time? 289 00:09:33,558 --> 00:09:35,091 Pow! [chuckles] 290 00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:36,793 You know I had to pull the QT card. 291 00:09:36,795 --> 00:09:38,995 This gives me five minutes of quality time. 292 00:09:38,997 --> 00:09:40,396 Alone. With Courtnee. 293 00:09:40,398 --> 00:09:41,998 So I can get down to business, you know. 294 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,234 Probably gonna put her through some physical... 295 00:09:44,236 --> 00:09:47,036 rigorous activity. Sit-ups, pull-ups, push-ups. 296 00:09:47,038 --> 00:09:49,672 Um, you know, date stuff. 297 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:52,642 [light music] 298 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:54,911 299 00:09:54,913 --> 00:09:56,479 - So... - Let's cut the small talk. 300 00:09:56,481 --> 00:09:58,314 Okay? Let's get physical. 301 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:01,117 I say that we wrestle with our legs, Indian style. 302 00:10:01,119 --> 00:10:02,552 - Come on! - Um- 303 00:10:02,554 --> 00:10:05,154 You can't call it "Indian style." 304 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,689 Probably right. Very retarded of me. 305 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:07,991 Anyway, come on. 306 00:10:07,993 --> 00:10:10,593 Let's see... three taps, and go! 307 00:10:10,595 --> 00:10:13,196 Okay, look, Anders, um... 308 00:10:13,198 --> 00:10:15,365 you're... an interesting guy. 309 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:16,533 I know. It's crazy, right? 310 00:10:16,535 --> 00:10:18,434 Not what I meant. Um... 311 00:10:18,436 --> 00:10:20,703 What I... what I'm trying to say is that you are termidated. 312 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,972 313 00:10:59,611 --> 00:10:59,876 What I... what I'm trying to say is that you are termidated. 314 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:31,607 A fun thing about me is that I love to have a good time. 315 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:33,261 Howdy, boys! 316 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,063 I'm gonna take these boys for a ride 317 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:37,466 to see who ends up by my side. 318 00:10:37,468 --> 00:10:39,201 [giggles] Skyler. 319 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,236 My momma used to say you can tell a lot about a guy 320 00:10:41,238 --> 00:10:43,105 based on what he drinks. 321 00:10:43,107 --> 00:10:44,473 Yup, I agree. 322 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:46,408 Adam, what's your favorite drink? 323 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:48,844 What is my favorite drink, Skyler? 324 00:10:48,846 --> 00:10:50,612 I have no idea. 325 00:10:50,614 --> 00:10:52,314 I'm on a cleanse this week, so... 326 00:10:52,316 --> 00:10:55,317 I'm just sticking with water and a lemon wedge. 327 00:10:55,319 --> 00:10:57,486 Yup. So then that's what I'm drinking. 328 00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:59,287 Just a water and a lemon wedge. 329 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,989 'Cause I'm on a cleanse right now, this week. 330 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:03,225 So that's what I'm drinking. 331 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,260 [sniffs] Oh, what smells... Something smells... 332 00:11:05,262 --> 00:11:08,029 Oh, do you smell that? It's the buffet. 333 00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:10,732 [hokey music] 334 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,167 [pig oinking] 335 00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,669 Well, now that it's just the two of us... 336 00:11:14,671 --> 00:11:18,073 uh, I think that I could definitely tell you that... 337 00:11:18,075 --> 00:11:20,075 Oh, my gosh! I think... 338 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:22,210 I think I'm falling for you! 339 00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:25,147 Whoa! Ow! Okay, ow, ow. 340 00:11:25,149 --> 00:11:27,883 [groans] Landed on my wrist. 341 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,117 And I think I chipped my elbow. 342 00:11:29,119 --> 00:11:30,252 [bleep]! 343 00:11:31,855 --> 00:11:34,723 In what universe do I not pick Skyler? 344 00:11:34,725 --> 00:11:35,957 Have I, uh, ever told you guys 345 00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:38,126 about the time I had sex at the zoo? 346 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:39,528 - Mm-mm. - Oh-h! 347 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:41,096 This is a new one, huh? 348 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:44,633 Okay, err, well, let me tell you the story. 349 00:11:44,635 --> 00:11:45,801 [laughing] 350 00:11:45,803 --> 00:11:47,502 So I'm basically with this girl 351 00:11:47,504 --> 00:11:49,738 who's all over my big old nut-sack 352 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,640 and we're kinda, like, looking around. 353 00:11:51,642 --> 00:11:53,809 We get to the gorilla pen, all right, 354 00:11:53,811 --> 00:11:55,977 and it kinda gets us going. 355 00:11:55,979 --> 00:11:58,447 And I get this hard-on, and we just start... 356 00:11:58,449 --> 00:12:01,483 Boo, boo, boo, whoo, whoo, whoo! 357 00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:03,285 Right there in front of the gorillas. 358 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,053 And the gorillas are kinda looking at first, 359 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:06,321 like, "What's going on here?" 360 00:12:06,323 --> 00:12:07,823 And they join in! 361 00:12:07,825 --> 00:12:09,424 Pffft-pfffttt-pffffft... 362 00:12:09,426 --> 00:12:11,793 [Adam muttering] 363 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:14,830 And then I just blew a fat load. 364 00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:17,199 - I'm really good at sex. - Tight. 365 00:12:17,201 --> 00:12:19,167 So, Skyler, who's your favorite roommate? 366 00:12:19,169 --> 00:12:21,369 Blake and I went on a bike ride together last week. 367 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:23,839 - That's true. - Excuse me? 368 00:12:23,841 --> 00:12:26,208 You did not tell me about that. 369 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,976 And I thought we tell each other everything. 370 00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:31,346 - No, we don't. - You know what... 371 00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:33,181 QT time. 372 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,516 Maybe you should calm down 373 00:12:34,518 --> 00:12:36,218 before we have quality time together. 374 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,019 You wish. 375 00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:39,788 Don't you think I would like a nice bike ride 376 00:12:39,790 --> 00:12:41,423 with my... with my good friend Skyler? 377 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:42,924 Don't you think I would appreciate that? 378 00:12:42,926 --> 00:12:44,426 Blake doesn't care. 379 00:12:44,428 --> 00:12:46,027 - It's not that serious, bro. - [scoffs] 380 00:12:46,029 --> 00:12:47,963 - It was just a bike ride. - So, what, you think 381 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:49,297 I can't ride a bike? Is that what this is? 382 00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:51,566 You think I'm not athletic enough? Huh? 383 00:12:51,568 --> 00:12:53,368 - I... - I'm exactly like you! 384 00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:54,636 So to prove my point, 385 00:12:54,638 --> 00:12:56,838 I'm going to ride the ultimate bike... 386 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,673 a mechanical bull. 387 00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:01,943 - I don't think you should... - Watch this, Skyler! 388 00:13:01,945 --> 00:13:04,546 Hello, sir. I'm gonna have to borrow your hat. 389 00:13:04,548 --> 00:13:05,714 Pardon me. 390 00:13:05,716 --> 00:13:06,848 Skyler, you watching? 391 00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:08,316 Hit it, sir! 392 00:13:08,318 --> 00:13:09,985 You see that jump? That was athletic. 393 00:13:09,987 --> 00:13:12,153 You see that, Sky-guy? Ohh... 394 00:13:12,155 --> 00:13:14,990 Easy-peasy. 395 00:13:14,992 --> 00:13:18,026 Easy, is it... 396 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:19,861 Whoa! Okay. 397 00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:21,796 Whoo! The cleanse is... 398 00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:23,932 starting to pop up a little bit. 399 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:25,433 Oh, I'm getting cleansed! 400 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:29,104 [hurling] [overlapping screaming] 401 00:13:29,106 --> 00:13:31,172 Oh, oh! Cut it! cut it! 402 00:13:31,174 --> 00:13:33,241 [overlapping yelling] 403 00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,809 Oh, I think the queso's gone bad. 404 00:13:34,811 --> 00:13:38,947 Do not eat the ribs, the queso, or the wings! 405 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:41,149 Or the cotton candy. 406 00:13:41,151 --> 00:13:43,718 Now that we are semi cleaned up... 407 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,186 I still smell, though... 408 00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:47,455 I thought maybe it would be fun if we all... 409 00:13:47,457 --> 00:13:49,491 Anders? 410 00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:51,393 You're not allowed to be here. 411 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:52,794 Not allowed to be here? 412 00:13:52,796 --> 00:13:54,863 I'm sorry, I'm a paying customer. 413 00:13:54,865 --> 00:13:57,265 I just bought this sick jacket and... 414 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,934 A toothpick. All right, man. 415 00:13:58,936 --> 00:14:00,435 I think you should bounce. 416 00:14:00,437 --> 00:14:03,004 Skyler! Just... mind your business. 417 00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:05,106 - Whoa! - Just back off, all right? 418 00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:06,708 Do you have meaty thighs? How's your pain threshold? 419 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:08,710 No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you... 420 00:14:10,647 --> 00:14:12,480 - Back off. - [laughing] 421 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:13,882 All right, I-I don't think 422 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,183 there's a need for that, though. 423 00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:18,153 I mean... Why don't you... make me? 424 00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,187 Oh! 425 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:20,655 Ding-ding-ding! 426 00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,591 First round of the loser-weight fight. 427 00:14:22,593 --> 00:14:24,092 Adam... Adam! 428 00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:27,596 Adam! Oh! Girl fight, girl fight! 429 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:29,598 You definitely have some dance moves, 430 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,566 but you ignored me the entire time 431 00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:32,968 and only talked to Skyler. 432 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,736 - So, I'm getting termidated. - True. 433 00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:37,205 Then, you threw up on me while riding on a mechanical bull... 434 00:14:37,207 --> 00:14:39,407 - Also true. - So I'm getting termidated. 435 00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:42,377 And now, you're starting a fight with Anders. 436 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,012 Also, I'm not attracted to you. 437 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,380 - So I'm getting cut? - Yeah. 438 00:14:45,382 --> 00:14:46,481 I'm termidating you. 439 00:14:46,483 --> 00:14:47,682 - What? - Ooh! 440 00:14:47,684 --> 00:14:49,250 Yes! Okay, well, 441 00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:51,019 I did not see that coming. 442 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,787 443 00:15:39,836 --> 00:15:41,069 I did not see that coming. 444 00:14:58,595 --> 00:15:00,495 And then, there were two. 445 00:15:00,497 --> 00:15:02,697 Courtnee has termidated Anders and Adam 446 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:04,332 and now will choose either... 447 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:05,900 hot guy Skyler... 448 00:15:05,902 --> 00:15:07,936 or funny man Blake. 449 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:09,270 Do we honestly have to keep doing this? 450 00:15:09,272 --> 00:15:11,172 I'm gonna pick Skyler. 451 00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:13,708 Okay, before I pick Skyler... I mean... make my final decision... 452 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:16,511 - Yeah, common mistake. - Why don't we play 453 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:17,612 a kissing contest? 454 00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:19,280 - Ooh! - Skyler. 455 00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:21,249 - You wanna go first? - Oh, sure! 456 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,617 [giggles] 457 00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:27,355 [sensual music] 458 00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:28,723 Save some for me. 459 00:15:28,725 --> 00:15:33,261 Both: [moaning] 460 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:36,931 Dang! Wait till you get a little of what I got. 461 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:39,133 - Ooh! - [chuckles] 462 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,501 Whoo. 463 00:15:40,503 --> 00:15:42,403 Okay, my turn. 464 00:15:42,405 --> 00:15:44,072 - Activate kiss mode. - [Courtnee panting] 465 00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:45,773 Durruh... l-l-l-l-l... 466 00:15:45,775 --> 00:15:47,675 So-so-sorry, sorry, sorry... 467 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:50,078 I think we're moving a little too quickly. 468 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,446 What do you mean? You... 469 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:53,348 You... I just saw you orgasm on him. 470 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:56,718 There's something I should probably admit. 471 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,819 I'm a virgin. 472 00:15:57,821 --> 00:15:59,387 [boing] 473 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:00,555 And I know you've been with a lot of girls, 474 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:01,956 and that grosses me out. 475 00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:04,425 So I should probably just kiss Skyler again. 476 00:16:04,427 --> 00:16:06,094 [claps] I'm down for that. 477 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,729 [overlapping chatter] No, no, no, no, no. 478 00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:10,398 Because this guy is a total poon hound. 479 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,467 What are you talking about? He's had sex with many, 480 00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:15,003 - many victims. - Nine. 481 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:17,438 See. That's, like, the perfect number. 482 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,240 - Right. - Gay-y! 483 00:16:19,242 --> 00:16:21,809 Hey! You can't say that [bleep], all right? 484 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,278 My brother's gay. 485 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,512 And he's been picked on, 486 00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,281 and I see the pain that he goes through. 487 00:16:26,283 --> 00:16:28,650 Yeah, okay, I get that now. 488 00:16:28,652 --> 00:16:30,518 Ohh... 489 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:31,953 Eh, eh, uh, uh! 490 00:16:31,955 --> 00:16:34,689 Ruuuuh! A magician's trick. 491 00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:37,558 [whooshing] 492 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,559 QT. 493 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:40,194 QT time. 494 00:16:40,196 --> 00:16:41,462 Okay? Come on, let's go. 495 00:16:41,464 --> 00:16:43,765 No cameras, please. No cameras. 496 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,333 No cameras! Stop! Stop! 497 00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,835 - I need to talk to her! - Are you serious? 498 00:16:47,837 --> 00:16:49,771 Stop! 499 00:16:51,073 --> 00:16:54,167 _ 500 00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:57,334 _ 501 00:16:57,481 --> 00:17:00,762 _ 502 00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,032 _ 503 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,861 _ 504 00:17:05,922 --> 00:17:06,854 Yeah, you knew it. 505 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,623 He was compensating for something. 506 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,159 I was, like, "Nobody has sex that loud." 507 00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:13,376 _ 508 00:17:14,479 --> 00:17:17,173 _ 509 00:17:17,316 --> 00:17:18,363 _ 510 00:17:18,511 --> 00:17:20,225 _ 511 00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:21,652 _ 512 00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:24,317 _ 513 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:27,287 _ 514 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,378 Oh, well, well. 515 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,180 If it isn't "the virgin." 516 00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:33,514 [laughing] "Virgin." 517 00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,149 Okay, now is not the time, Anders. 518 00:17:35,151 --> 00:17:36,818 [chuckling] You're a virgin. 519 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,852 I feel like I knew the whole time. 520 00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,988 Aah! 521 00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:43,091 Skyler, I came here looking for a guy 522 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,026 to just have a little fun with, 523 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,895 but I think I may have found a whole lot more. 524 00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:50,531 I know exactly what you mean. 525 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:53,034 - You stupid idiot! - Ow, oh, uhh! 526 00:17:53,036 --> 00:17:55,103 [brakes hiss] [overlapping yelling] 527 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:58,873 I know this may sound crazy, but I can really see us work... 528 00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:00,274 Oh, [bleep]! 529 00:18:00,276 --> 00:18:03,344 [thudding] 530 00:18:03,346 --> 00:18:04,879 [Courtnee panting] 531 00:18:04,881 --> 00:18:07,115 Oh... Skyler! 532 00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:09,083 - Ow, you hurt my knee. - Get out of here. 533 00:18:09,085 --> 00:18:11,719 - The heck's going on? - Somebody call 9-1-1. 534 00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,554 Yeah, you better, 'cause these guys gonna need an ambulance. 535 00:18:13,556 --> 00:18:15,189 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 536 00:18:15,191 --> 00:18:19,394 - You hit Skyler! - No, say my name, say my name. 537 00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:21,496 When no one is around you, just say baby, I love you, 538 00:18:21,498 --> 00:18:23,264 Like Destiny's Child! Skyler, please. 539 00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:25,400 - I've got no pulse! - Oh, my God, oh, my God! 540 00:18:25,402 --> 00:18:27,969 Is this episode still going to air? 541 00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:30,104 - Is it still gonna air? - Oh, my God! 542 00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:31,472 Will it air? 543 00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:33,708 We will never forget! For Skyler! 544 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:35,610 Feels like we have a really good episode. 545 00:18:35,612 --> 00:18:38,546 546 00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:44,796 Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. 547 00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:46,965 - [moaning] - So... 548 00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:49,301 - Oh, my God... - That is what happens 549 00:18:49,303 --> 00:18:51,536 when we let girls come between us. 550 00:18:51,538 --> 00:18:54,172 Yeah, I totally forgot about Skyler. 551 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,008 - He was our roommate. - Yeah. 552 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,709 'Cause when I started watching, I'm like, 553 00:18:57,711 --> 00:18:59,144 "Who's that dude?" Like, in our crew, and then... 554 00:18:59,146 --> 00:19:00,379 - Yeah. - And then I remembered, 555 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:01,880 like, 15 minutes into it. 556 00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:04,049 I'm just going to ask. Who do you want to bang? 557 00:19:04,051 --> 00:19:06,351 Me? Him? This one? 558 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:08,186 I'm just waiting for my friend. 559 00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,023 I would never have hooked up with any of you, 560 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,557 even before I found out 561 00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:15,761 what complete psycho losers you are. 562 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,096 Jane! We're leaving. 563 00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:19,731 [moaning continues] Psycho losers? 564 00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:22,067 - Yeah, Karl! - Oh! Oh-h-h! 565 00:19:22,069 --> 00:19:23,268 - [moaning] - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! 566 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,170 Baby! 567 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,072 I'm gonna [bleep]! Yeah! 568 00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:29,007 No, no! I'm sorry my dick's not small! 569 00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:30,275 - Okay! Yeah! - [grunting] 570 00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:31,343 Okay... 571 00:19:31,345 --> 00:19:33,512 Uh... what's up? 572 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:34,513 Jane? 573 00:19:34,515 --> 00:19:35,714 Sarah. 574 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,949 - Karl. - Blake. 575 00:19:36,951 --> 00:19:38,550 - Ders? - What? 576 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,918 - I don't know, I was just... - Let's go. 577 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,119 They were all saying names, so I just said... 578 00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:42,587 - No. - Bye, Jane! 579 00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:44,089 Thank you, you were phenomenal. 580 00:19:44,091 --> 00:19:47,592 - Leave your number, or... - All right, cool. 581 00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:48,927 Guys, I'm sorry. 582 00:19:48,929 --> 00:19:50,963 I was just pulling a Blake. 583 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,798 - Oh. - I paid her a bunch of money 584 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,700 to make [bleep] sounds so that maybe, 585 00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:57,069 just maybe, you guys would think was cool. 586 00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,104 Karl, I never took you for a guy that... 587 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:01,206 Cared about impressing people that way. 588 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,941 Are you kidding me? 589 00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:06,078 I considerate it an honor to have you guys as friends. 590 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,815 Each and every day, you inspire me to be a better man. 591 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,751 Okay? At a time when being a man isn't the cool thing... 592 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,220 - No. - You guys 593 00:20:15,222 --> 00:20:17,522 continuously make it just cool enough. 594 00:20:17,524 --> 00:20:19,558 Sure, I'm your drug dealer. 595 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,295 But, you know, you guys deal me something more powerful 596 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:25,330 and potent and addictive... 597 00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:27,766 than any drug ever could be. 598 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,669 Love. 599 00:20:30,671 --> 00:20:32,771 - Man love. - Mm-hmm. 600 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:36,141 - Between men. - Mmhmm. 601 00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:37,909 So, yeah, Anders. 602 00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:40,145 I care about what you think. 603 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:41,913 So you're just trying to make us forget 604 00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,449 that you paid a woman to pretend like she was [bleep] you, right? 605 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,818 Yes. 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