Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,512 --> 00:00:02,778
All right, boys.
2
00:00:02,780 --> 00:00:06,281
Say hello to the
TelAmeriCorp time-share,
3
00:00:06,283 --> 00:00:09,551
or, as it's gonna be known
this weekend, da freak pad!
4
00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:11,853
- Oh, my God.
- Da freak pad.
5
00:00:11,855 --> 00:00:14,689
It is like "Cribs" up in this bee-yuh.
6
00:00:14,691 --> 00:00:16,892
But like a good one,
like Rob Schneider's.
7
00:00:16,894 --> 00:00:19,027
All right, all right. Here's
some deets on the crib.
8
00:00:19,029 --> 00:00:20,862
Oh, my goodness.
9
00:00:20,864 --> 00:00:22,397
We've got a washer/dryer combo.
10
00:00:22,399 --> 00:00:24,599
- Two beds.
- Two beds?
11
00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:25,867
Oh, dude, the clicker?
12
00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:27,369
Got the channel list on the back.
13
00:00:27,371 --> 00:00:28,637
I love when they do that.
It's so helpful.
14
00:00:28,639 --> 00:00:29,938
That is so helpful.
15
00:00:29,940 --> 00:00:31,139
Dudes, check it out.
16
00:00:31,141 --> 00:00:34,042
Fully inflated volleyball? Game on!
17
00:00:34,044 --> 00:00:35,744
- Yes!
- Hey, speaking of games,
18
00:00:35,746 --> 00:00:37,078
they got Twister up in this bee-yuh.
19
00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,714
- Yes!
- Hey, if we get girls over,
20
00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:42,217
we should play naked Twister
up in this bee-yuh.
21
00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:43,919
- Yeah!
- Naughty boy.
22
00:00:43,921 --> 00:00:46,288
Sex twister makes my dick blister.
23
00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,823
[laughter]
24
00:00:47,825 --> 00:00:49,925
Which has happened to me before.
I've got a scar.
25
00:00:49,927 --> 00:00:51,159
I got a scar on my dick too.
26
00:00:51,161 --> 00:00:52,928
- Uh-uh.
- Yeah, from circumcision.
27
00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:54,029
Want to see it?
28
00:00:54,031 --> 00:00:55,730
- You want to see it?
- Yeah.
29
00:00:55,732 --> 00:00:57,833
Okay, great, well, you won't
stop asking me about it,
30
00:00:57,835 --> 00:00:59,000
so might as well show it to you.
31
00:00:59,002 --> 00:01:00,535
About to whip it out.
32
00:01:06,577 --> 00:01:09,377
[blowing loudly]
33
00:01:11,248 --> 00:01:13,081
- Both: Nah.
- Yeah.
34
00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,516
You can't really see the
blister that well today.
35
00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:16,084
I say we check out the house.
36
00:01:16,086 --> 00:01:17,486
Yeah, let's check out the house...
this is nice.
37
00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:22,527
Synced and corrected by MasterCookie
- www.addic7ed.com -
38
00:01:24,161 --> 00:01:26,094
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta
39
00:01:26,096 --> 00:01:27,896
Gotta be fresh
40
00:01:29,466 --> 00:01:31,700
41
00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,283
Holy shit!
42
00:01:33,285 --> 00:01:35,318
Guys, we have ketchup!
43
00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:37,787
Oh! Oh, dudes!
44
00:01:37,789 --> 00:01:42,992
We're just 500 gallons away
from getting warm and 'cuzzi!
45
00:01:42,994 --> 00:01:45,929
'Cause there's a Jacuzzi!
46
00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,498
You guys! I found some keys!
47
00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,433
I found some car keys!
48
00:01:50,435 --> 00:01:55,438
49
00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,474
all: Oh!
50
00:01:57,476 --> 00:02:00,777
- That's nasty!
- We living the Fiat life, baby!
51
00:02:00,779 --> 00:02:03,746
It's a Fiat! I'm like, damn!
52
00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,648
Fiat life!
53
00:02:05,650 --> 00:02:07,550
Dude, we got to pay for the damages.
54
00:02:07,552 --> 00:02:09,619
- What the hell, Adam?
- I'm such an idiot.
55
00:02:09,621 --> 00:02:11,454
I can't believe I freakin' did that!
56
00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:12,755
- Stop!
- No more holes.
57
00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,424
Oh! Oh, I hit that.
58
00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,493
That broke away easily.
59
00:02:16,495 --> 00:02:17,460
I'm hella strong!
60
00:02:17,462 --> 00:02:18,695
Bad Adam!
61
00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:19,796
That's the dad voice.
62
00:02:19,798 --> 00:02:21,965
More ketchup?
63
00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,434
I don't like it.
64
00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,768
Dude, it is so cool
65
00:02:25,770 --> 00:02:27,504
that we are 11 blocks from the beach.
66
00:02:27,506 --> 00:02:29,439
Honestly, feels like six.
67
00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,140
Yeah, it's like, almost
walking distance
68
00:02:31,142 --> 00:02:33,142
but not quite, which is
perfect for us, right?
69
00:02:33,144 --> 00:02:34,444
- Mm.
- Because we get to set sail
70
00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,113
in our Lil Fi-Yachty.
71
00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,048
Set sail. Fiat. Yacht.
72
00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,117
Fiat. Lil' Fi... Lil Yachty.
73
00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,852
- Yeah, got it, got it, got it.
- Yeah.
74
00:02:42,854 --> 00:02:46,489
Man, it is so cool that Alice let
us have this place for free.
75
00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:48,224
- Yeah, she's a DFB.
- No.
76
00:02:48,226 --> 00:02:49,993
No, I stole the keys.
77
00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,394
She doesn't know we're here.
Hey, Blake, film me.
78
00:02:51,396 --> 00:02:53,029
- Film what?
- I'm gonna...
79
00:02:53,031 --> 00:02:55,231
Ride the stairs and
get pitted, so pitted
80
00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,232
What'd you do?
81
00:02:56,234 --> 00:02:57,333
[Adam yelling]
82
00:02:58,570 --> 00:02:59,903
- Ow!
- What are you doing?
83
00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,838
- Adam!
- Owie!
84
00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,707
Tell me you got the footy on that one.
85
00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:06,809
No, not at all. I didn't
even have my phone out.
86
00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:08,177
You got to wait till I have my phone.
87
00:03:08,179 --> 00:03:09,379
- Huh?
- Adam, can you just chill
88
00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:10,380
and stop breaking stuff?
89
00:03:10,382 --> 00:03:11,748
Oh. Chill.
90
00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:13,650
And stop breaking things.
91
00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:16,653
That's not gonna get me on
"Kookslams," now, is it, Ders?
92
00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:17,820
The Instagram surfing page?
93
00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,322
It's not just surfing, okay?
94
00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,257
"Kookslams" is about kooks everywhere
95
00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:23,226
wiping out in hilarious
and cool fashions
96
00:03:23,228 --> 00:03:25,495
and gaining notoriety, and...
97
00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,196
notoriety... is it notoriety?
98
00:03:27,198 --> 00:03:28,331
Yeah, you're gonna have no-toriety.
99
00:03:28,402 --> 00:03:30,069
- That's right.
- Yeah. What's toriety?
100
00:03:30,071 --> 00:03:31,804
Well, anyways, it'll
make me super famous,
101
00:03:31,806 --> 00:03:33,038
and I'll get tons of beach babes.
102
00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,840
And I'm down for the beach babes,
103
00:03:34,842 --> 00:03:36,408
'cause all I want this weekend
is to get a hickey on my neck
104
00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:37,810
so when we go back to the office,
105
00:03:37,813 --> 00:03:39,346
everyone's like, "Did you see Ders?
106
00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:40,680
He had a freakend, for sure."
107
00:03:40,682 --> 00:03:42,282
I know that's important to you.
108
00:03:42,284 --> 00:03:43,750
Okay, so I've taken
this all into account,
109
00:03:43,752 --> 00:03:45,018
and I think I know what we're gonna do.
110
00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,419
We're gonna go to the beach,
111
00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:48,421
we're gonna pick up some beach babes,
112
00:03:48,423 --> 00:03:50,890
and we're gonna bring 'em
back to this sick little pad
113
00:03:50,892 --> 00:03:52,859
and party rager-style all night.
114
00:03:52,861 --> 00:03:54,628
Love that idea. Let's do it.
115
00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:57,564
Okay, 'cause what I want to do
is I want to get some, like,
116
00:03:57,566 --> 00:03:59,466
dank seaweed, and I
want to, like, put it
117
00:03:59,468 --> 00:04:01,968
in one of those trumpet
shells and smoke it.
118
00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:02,670
It's called a cock shell.
119
00:04:02,755 --> 00:04:03,920
I saw that in an underwater porno once.
120
00:04:03,922 --> 00:04:05,656
"Little Sperm Maid." Yeah.
121
00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:07,157
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna smoke
out of the cock shell.
122
00:04:07,245 --> 00:04:08,511
Also, I want to try seafood
for the first time,
123
00:04:08,513 --> 00:04:09,512
like shrimp or something.
124
00:04:09,514 --> 00:04:11,114
- Great.
- Yes, and...
125
00:04:11,116 --> 00:04:12,582
I really, really, really
want to watch the sunset
126
00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:13,616
with you guys preferably.
127
00:04:13,618 --> 00:04:15,618
- Fine.
- Good. All that.
128
00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,919
- Okay.
- Anything else?
129
00:04:16,921 --> 00:04:17,920
Yeah. Let's go play volleyball.
130
00:04:17,922 --> 00:04:18,988
Right now.
131
00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:19,989
- Sure.
- Okay.
132
00:04:19,991 --> 00:04:20,990
- Awesome.
- Okay.
133
00:04:20,992 --> 00:04:21,958
Not like this.
134
00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,593
Put on your volleyball outfits.
135
00:04:24,741 --> 00:04:25,773
Both: Okay.
136
00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:27,575
Don't ruin this for me.
137
00:04:27,577 --> 00:04:30,111
Dude, you got the
best girls ever, dude
138
00:04:30,113 --> 00:04:31,445
Just like you pull in
139
00:04:31,447 --> 00:04:37,451
140
00:04:37,453 --> 00:04:40,154
You just drop in,
just crack the whip
141
00:04:40,156 --> 00:04:42,356
And after that, you just drop in
142
00:04:42,358 --> 00:04:44,859
Drop down
143
00:04:44,861 --> 00:04:47,595
Just drop down
144
00:04:47,597 --> 00:04:50,431
Get right on the
barrel and get in it
145
00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:51,866
Right on the barrel and get
146
00:04:51,868 --> 00:04:55,203
Got it. Got it.
147
00:04:55,205 --> 00:04:56,304
Got it.
148
00:04:56,306 --> 00:05:00,808
149
00:05:01,019 --> 00:05:02,719
Let's go!
150
00:05:02,721 --> 00:05:04,554
It's hard to turn your back
151
00:05:04,556 --> 00:05:06,790
- Whoo!
-
It's too much time
152
00:05:06,792 --> 00:05:08,959
Whoo!
153
00:05:08,961 --> 00:05:12,929
You don't know where
the road may lead
154
00:05:12,931 --> 00:05:14,898
'Cause in this world,
there are no guarantees
155
00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:17,434
We got you!
156
00:05:17,436 --> 00:05:21,938
You got to run with your dream
157
00:05:21,940 --> 00:05:24,908
Go with the feeling
158
00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:28,645
Run with your dream
159
00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:30,914
Never stop believing
160
00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,983
Run with your dream
161
00:05:32,985 --> 00:05:35,385
162
00:05:35,387 --> 00:05:37,687
Run
163
00:05:37,689 --> 00:05:40,557
Run with your dream
164
00:05:40,559 --> 00:05:44,127
165
00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:46,930
[yelling in slow motion]
166
00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:49,800
- Oh!
- Yeah!
167
00:05:49,802 --> 00:05:51,234
- Yes!
- Brrrap!
168
00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:53,036
That's what I'm talking about!
169
00:05:53,038 --> 00:05:54,905
Yes! You guys suck!
170
00:05:54,907 --> 00:05:57,774
- Not at volleyball or penises.
- Nice.
171
00:05:57,776 --> 00:05:59,276
We don't suck either of those.
172
00:05:59,278 --> 00:06:00,510
Dudes.
173
00:06:00,512 --> 00:06:01,945
Check it out.
174
00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,547
Look what the tide dragged in.
175
00:06:03,549 --> 00:06:04,614
Oh, my God.
176
00:06:04,616 --> 00:06:11,555
177
00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:16,266
I got dibs on the blonde one
178
00:06:16,268 --> 00:06:17,600
because she's got those
hickey-giving lips.
179
00:06:17,602 --> 00:06:19,636
Those are some HGLs, Dersy.
180
00:06:19,638 --> 00:06:20,904
Congrats on the dibs.
181
00:06:20,906 --> 00:06:23,072
I'm super proud of you for that dibs,
182
00:06:23,074 --> 00:06:26,743
because that looks like a girl
who will give a mean hick job.
183
00:06:26,745 --> 00:06:27,944
Yeah. Well?
184
00:06:27,946 --> 00:06:29,212
- Should we?
- Shall we?
185
00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,880
- Flex up.
- Are you serious?
186
00:06:30,882 --> 00:06:33,650
- I'm flexing.
- Freakin' hot mess right now.
187
00:06:33,652 --> 00:06:35,385
Hey.
188
00:06:35,387 --> 00:06:36,453
What's up?
189
00:06:36,455 --> 00:06:37,654
You foxes want next?
190
00:06:37,656 --> 00:06:40,757
We can go shirts/skins.
191
00:06:40,759 --> 00:06:41,791
Skins/skins.
192
00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:42,926
We're not wearing shirts,
193
00:06:42,928 --> 00:06:44,093
so it has to be one of those two.
194
00:06:44,095 --> 00:06:45,395
- What's up?
- No, thanks.
195
00:06:45,397 --> 00:06:47,764
But I love the whole "Top Gun" thing.
196
00:06:47,766 --> 00:06:49,165
The what? "Top Chef"?
197
00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:50,567
No, we don't watch that, actually.
198
00:06:50,569 --> 00:06:51,868
We watch "Cake Wars,"
199
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,336
"Keeping Up With the Kardashians"...
200
00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:54,838
Oh, I love it.
201
00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:55,905
I love that show.
202
00:06:55,907 --> 00:06:57,140
Yeah, "Iron Chef."
203
00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:59,142
We call ourselves the Bravo Boys.
204
00:06:59,144 --> 00:07:00,910
We love it.
205
00:07:00,912 --> 00:07:02,612
So, what are you ladies
getting into tonight?
206
00:07:02,614 --> 00:07:04,681
We're gonna try and score some Molly,
207
00:07:04,683 --> 00:07:06,316
get head massages at the boardwalk.
208
00:07:06,318 --> 00:07:07,784
Yeah, but we'll probably just end up
209
00:07:07,786 --> 00:07:08,952
at the beach club like always.
210
00:07:08,954 --> 00:07:10,153
Ugh, like always.
211
00:07:10,155 --> 00:07:11,488
Beach club? Beach club?
212
00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,323
I'm-I'm always ending up there too.
213
00:07:13,325 --> 00:07:17,293
We want to formally invite
you to a raging party.
214
00:07:17,295 --> 00:07:18,628
Oh, yeah. You should invite them.
215
00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:19,863
It might be a raging party.
216
00:07:19,865 --> 00:07:21,698
Might be a very intimate gathering.
217
00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,933
Yeah, we got this, like,
really incredible little condo
218
00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:27,370
just a little bit, like,
11 blocks inland.
219
00:07:27,372 --> 00:07:29,205
And if you guys are looking
for a head massage,
220
00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:31,374
I got two perfectly good
head massagers right here.
221
00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:32,642
- Yeah.
- I can attest to that.
222
00:07:32,644 --> 00:07:33,643
Those things are really strong.
223
00:07:33,645 --> 00:07:35,245
- God!
- Oh.
224
00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:37,614
These chicken doinkers
bothering you, Gina?
225
00:07:37,616 --> 00:07:41,284
Jesus, Carson, I'm allowed
to have a conversation.
226
00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,453
Just, you know, talking. No
one's bothering anybody.
227
00:07:43,455 --> 00:07:45,355
- Not a chicken doinker, so.
- Really?
228
00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:48,258
'Cause it looks to me like you
freakin' chicken doinkers...
229
00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,426
Mega freaking chicken doinkers!
230
00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,162
Were trying to dominate
those three young girls,
231
00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:54,998
and that does bother me.
232
00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,566
Did you not see us?
233
00:07:56,568 --> 00:07:58,134
Because we definitely
did, fair and square.
234
00:07:58,136 --> 00:07:59,569
They're children. We're grown men.
235
00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:00,670
We're gonna win.
236
00:08:00,672 --> 00:08:02,205
Well, hey, man, you seem cool,
237
00:08:02,207 --> 00:08:06,309
so, uh, why don't we
do things this way?
238
00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:08,511
One game of v-ball.
239
00:08:08,513 --> 00:08:09,846
Us versus you.
240
00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:12,482
You win, we leave.
241
00:08:12,484 --> 00:08:16,786
But if we win, we get your girls.
242
00:08:18,223 --> 00:08:20,657
Dude, they're not, like, property.
243
00:08:20,659 --> 00:08:24,027
Bro, that is so sexist, man.
244
00:08:24,029 --> 00:08:25,228
You're part of the problem.
245
00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,430
I just... saw it in a movie.
246
00:08:27,432 --> 00:08:29,365
Can you just play us for the girls?
It's like...
247
00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:30,833
it's, like, an accepted
thing that men do.
248
00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:32,402
It's, like, chivalrous.
249
00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:33,937
We're like knights of the modern time.
250
00:08:33,939 --> 00:08:35,438
- Duh.
- Yeah, so play ball!
251
00:08:36,741 --> 00:08:38,641
I got a better idea.
252
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,578
No.
253
00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:43,146
What the hell? Are you kidding me?
254
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,447
That's our volleyball
from our time-share!
255
00:08:44,449 --> 00:08:45,949
That's gonna cost a fortune!
256
00:08:45,951 --> 00:08:47,517
Looks like a sand crab
ate that one too.
257
00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:48,818
Son of a bitch!
258
00:08:50,689 --> 00:08:51,921
Ah!
259
00:08:51,923 --> 00:08:53,856
[bleep]!
260
00:08:53,858 --> 00:08:55,358
Oh!
261
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,794
Oh, he got "Kookslammed."
262
00:08:57,796 --> 00:08:59,562
Ders, hey, film this.
263
00:08:59,564 --> 00:09:00,830
I'm about to go viral.
264
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,499
The ball!
265
00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,805
Did you get the footy?
266
00:09:08,807 --> 00:09:10,607
No, I don't have my phone!
I left it in the car!
267
00:09:10,609 --> 00:09:12,008
I've been eating a lot of data lately!
268
00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,576
Little kelp!
269
00:09:13,578 --> 00:09:16,879
You can't go for a swim in jeans!
270
00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:18,381
Speak for yourself.
271
00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:20,483
Pretty sure a J-Nats two-fly champion's
272
00:09:20,485 --> 00:09:22,986
not gonna have a problem.
273
00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:29,258
Come here! I got you!
274
00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:31,327
Come here! I got you!
275
00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,896
I said "kelp"! A little kelp!
276
00:09:33,898 --> 00:09:35,898
But I might need help.
I think I'm drowning.
277
00:09:35,900 --> 00:09:37,433
The jeans! They're weighing me down!
278
00:09:37,435 --> 00:09:38,801
We got to peel down!
279
00:09:38,803 --> 00:09:41,004
We got to peel down. Get the jeans off.
280
00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:46,743
Okay!
281
00:09:46,745 --> 00:09:49,812
Okay, hold on! Hold each other!
282
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:51,114
Grab my hand!
283
00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,016
Let the current take us! Oh, my God!
284
00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:55,518
- Oh!
- Ders!
285
00:09:57,822 --> 00:09:59,989
We're on dry land. You're welcome.
286
00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:02,625
Small dicks are the new
regular-size dicks.
287
00:10:02,627 --> 00:10:05,228
Yeah, it's 'cause of the energy drinks.
288
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,896
Right, yeah, the taurine.
289
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,298
Taurine is making
America's dicks small.
290
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,868
Oh, my balls and my dick fit in it.
291
00:10:11,870 --> 00:10:13,703
Oh, this feels great!
292
00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:16,973
293
00:10:24,077 --> 00:10:25,510
We got to find clothes now.
294
00:10:25,512 --> 00:10:26,844
- Yeah.
- Right there. Let's grab those.
295
00:10:26,846 --> 00:10:28,880
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Adam.
296
00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,114
297
00:10:30,116 --> 00:10:30,682
What kind of clothes are these?
298
00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:31,964
Doesn't matter. Just grab 'em.
299
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,836
- Get your butt off my butt!
- Shut up!
300
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,272
"Doesn't matter. Just grab it."
301
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:43,876
What? I like my outfit, actually.
302
00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,144
I look like ScHoolboy Q.
303
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:47,212
Oh, my God. This sucks.
304
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:49,967
Sunset is in, like, two hours,
305
00:10:49,969 --> 00:10:51,803
I don't have a damn shrimp to my name,
306
00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:53,938
and now I have a bunch of
pubic hair in this conch.
307
00:10:53,940 --> 00:10:55,807
You know what really sucks?
308
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:57,275
I'm not on "Kookslams,"
309
00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,210
but this guy right here,
he falls off a skimboard,
310
00:10:59,212 --> 00:11:01,379
and he shatters his neck and
his ankle and his ribs,
311
00:11:01,381 --> 00:11:02,580
and he makes it?
312
00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:04,048
Sure. Come on.
313
00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:06,784
Hey. Whoa. Dude.
314
00:11:06,786 --> 00:11:07,985
Oh, that's not my phone.
315
00:11:07,987 --> 00:11:09,387
I found it in these pants, so.
316
00:11:09,389 --> 00:11:11,122
- Ah.
- I know we're hurting, right?
317
00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:13,391
But the best medicine
for this kind of pain
318
00:11:13,393 --> 00:11:15,560
is a woman's mouth
sucking on your neck.
319
00:11:15,562 --> 00:11:17,662
Trust me. So why don't
we just get some Molly
320
00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:19,330
for those girls we met before
321
00:11:19,332 --> 00:11:21,332
and turn this weekend into a freakend?
322
00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:23,501
You know that I love turning
weekends into freakends,
323
00:11:23,503 --> 00:11:25,970
but all of our money...
it's in the ocean.
324
00:11:25,972 --> 00:11:27,672
And the people that owned
these pants were super poor
325
00:11:27,674 --> 00:11:29,173
'cause there's no money in my pants.
326
00:11:29,175 --> 00:11:31,175
Stop. That's the top of my penis.
327
00:11:31,177 --> 00:11:33,745
Look, guys, we are on the beach
328
00:11:33,747 --> 00:11:35,313
in the most liberal state in the Union.
329
00:11:35,315 --> 00:11:37,849
I'm pretty sure we can find some Molly.
330
00:11:37,851 --> 00:11:40,518
- Where?
- Yeah. Yeah, where?
331
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,019
[distant percussion] Drum circle.
332
00:11:42,021 --> 00:11:43,488
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, I'm saying, like,
333
00:11:43,490 --> 00:11:46,991
- thought you guys heard it.
- No. I'm deaf.
334
00:11:46,993 --> 00:11:49,660
Adam, you and I, we will
create the diversion.
335
00:11:49,662 --> 00:11:52,196
Blake, you stealthily move
in, gaffle the molly.
336
00:11:52,198 --> 00:11:53,197
Great call.
337
00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:54,332
That means "steal," right?
338
00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,401
- Yeah.
- Okay, cool, yeah.
339
00:11:57,403 --> 00:11:59,537
Oh, dude, we get to reenact
one of our favorite scenes
340
00:11:59,539 --> 00:12:00,938
from our favorite beach movie.
341
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:04,175
- Both: "Point Break."
- "Lilo & Stitch."
342
00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:06,778
Oh, you guys got to
rewatch "Lilo & Stitch."
343
00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:08,746
That movie's good, dude.
344
00:12:08,748 --> 00:12:10,648
- So, we're doing "Point Break."
- "Point Break."
345
00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:14,218
Hey, everybody!
346
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:16,354
- Stop drumming.
- Shut up your drums.
347
00:12:16,356 --> 00:12:17,922
Drum circle dudes and dudettes.
348
00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:19,624
These two are about
to fight harsh vibes!
349
00:12:19,626 --> 00:12:21,225
Yeah, we're gonna fight. Check it out.
350
00:12:21,227 --> 00:12:23,795
Yeah, okay, so,
351
00:12:23,797 --> 00:12:25,196
this is the part where you tell me
352
00:12:25,198 --> 00:12:27,031
that locals rule and
yuppie insects like me
353
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:30,735
don't deserve to surf the
break and all that, right?
354
00:12:30,737 --> 00:12:33,538
"Ohana" means family.
355
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:38,309
And family means never...
never giving up?
356
00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:39,677
I forget, exactly, the
quote, but it's...
357
00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:43,881
[both yelling] Oh, shit!
358
00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:45,483
Ow! Film this! Why is
no one filming this?
359
00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:48,419
- Keep looking!
- Dude, stop!
360
00:12:48,421 --> 00:12:49,954
You're gonna dent that board!
361
00:12:49,956 --> 00:12:51,656
That's a beautiful
little soft-top, man.
362
00:12:51,658 --> 00:12:53,891
It looks super shreddable.
363
00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,760
Thar she blows!
364
00:12:55,762 --> 00:12:56,828
Uh, not cocaine.
365
00:12:56,830 --> 00:13:00,097
- Thief!
- Poocha chickee, Lilo!
366
00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,233
Drum circle! Let's roll!
367
00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:03,234
Reheat that
368
00:13:03,236 --> 00:13:04,535
369
00:13:04,537 --> 00:13:06,771
Guys, guys, jump on this bike bar.
370
00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:10,007
371
00:13:10,009 --> 00:13:11,042
Hi. Hello.
372
00:13:15,181 --> 00:13:16,347
- Where'd they go?
- That way.
373
00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:17,515
- That way?
- Yeah.
374
00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:18,983
[Blake laughs]
375
00:13:18,985 --> 00:13:20,918
So, who's the lucky gal?
376
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,753
- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
377
00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:24,488
You guys are so pretty!
378
00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,890
Oh, my God, you guys!
379
00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:28,826
You guys. Guys. Beach club. Beach club.
380
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:29,927
- Beach club.
- Yep. Thank you.
381
00:13:29,929 --> 00:13:31,596
Have a great one.
382
00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:32,597
Have a wonderful life.
383
00:13:32,599 --> 00:13:36,200
384
00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:45,243
- Here. Put these on.
- What?
385
00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:50,915
Hey. How's it going?
386
00:13:52,652 --> 00:13:53,784
- Load up.
- What?
387
00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:55,152
Load up. We can pass 'em out.
388
00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,354
We can be shrimpermen.
389
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,389
- Good call.
- What are shrimpermen?
390
00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:00,658
"What are shrimpermen"?
Dude, shrimpermen.
391
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,193
The waiters that pass out shrimp
392
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:05,463
at fancy establishments such as this...
shrimpermen.
393
00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,732
- You don't know shrimpermen?
- That's not a thing.
394
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:09,000
Act like you've been here.
395
00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:11,569
Hey! Let me get some more.
396
00:14:11,571 --> 00:14:12,603
Come on.
397
00:14:15,808 --> 00:14:18,509
[jazzy lounge music]
398
00:14:18,511 --> 00:14:19,877
399
00:14:19,879 --> 00:14:22,013
Hello. I'm your shrimperman, Adam.
400
00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:24,048
Enjoy a shrimp cocktail on the house.
401
00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:27,985
One for you, and one for you. Enjoy.
402
00:14:27,987 --> 00:14:30,354
- Guys. 5:00.
- Are you kidding me? It's 5:00?
403
00:14:30,356 --> 00:14:32,490
God damn it. The sun goes
down in a, like, half-hour.
404
00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:35,826
No, guys, beach babes are at my 5:00.
405
00:14:35,828 --> 00:14:37,094
Oh.
406
00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:38,763
Oh, damn.
407
00:14:39,832 --> 00:14:40,865
Afternoon, ladies.
408
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,833
Sorry... girls.
409
00:14:42,835 --> 00:14:44,936
Can I interest you in a
loose handful of shrimp?
410
00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:47,038
Hey, look. It's the volleyball guys.
411
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,640
- It is, yes.
- Do you, like, work here now?
412
00:14:49,642 --> 00:14:51,676
Oh, did you replace Boomer after
he got fired by Mr. Carosi
413
00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:53,577
for [bleep] his wife in the bathroom?
414
00:14:53,579 --> 00:14:56,547
I'll take three Long Islands
in one bowl with one straw.
415
00:14:56,549 --> 00:14:57,748
I like that one.
416
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,050
No, we don't work...
417
00:14:59,052 --> 00:15:00,685
hey, um, fun fact about shrimp...
418
00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:02,253
they don't have long, muscular necks,
419
00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:03,220
but I do.
420
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:04,288
Who wants to suck?
421
00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,289
What are you doing?
422
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,590
You should suck his neck.
423
00:15:06,592 --> 00:15:08,592
Hi, um, we have Molly.
424
00:15:08,594 --> 00:15:10,528
In this bag. Under all this shrimp.
425
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,296
And we want you to come to
our place and do it with us.
426
00:15:12,298 --> 00:15:14,799
- Whoa!
- Hey!
427
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:17,234
The [bleep] are you kooks doing
in here dressed like that?
428
00:15:17,236 --> 00:15:19,870
He thinks I'm a kook. You
should slam me, right?
429
00:15:19,872 --> 00:15:21,038
Ders, film it. Slam me.
430
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,873
Slam that glass over my head.
431
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,709
- Carson, chill out.
- Gina, you chill out!
432
00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:25,977
'Cause I am chilled out!
433
00:15:25,979 --> 00:15:27,378
He's not just chill.
434
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:28,946
He's the chillest dude I've ever met.
435
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,414
[banging on window]
436
00:15:30,416 --> 00:15:33,117
Those kooks stole my man's stash
437
00:15:33,119 --> 00:15:34,452
and brought violence
438
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:36,153
to our perfectly chill drum circle.
439
00:15:36,155 --> 00:15:38,322
Drummers, let's roll!
440
00:15:38,324 --> 00:15:39,523
1325 Driftwood Lane.
441
00:15:39,525 --> 00:15:40,858
Yes, and just bring your smiles.
442
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,660
Oh, and chips. Well, we
already have ketchup.
443
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:43,728
- No, bring chips...
- Wait!
444
00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:44,996
[screams]
445
00:15:44,998 --> 00:15:46,297
I'm not done talking to you guys.
446
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:47,298
Listen to me, shrimp boy.
447
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,299
I'm not a shrimp boy.
448
00:15:48,301 --> 00:15:49,567
I'm a shrimperman.
449
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:50,568
Shrimp smash!
450
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:51,602
[yells loudly]
451
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:56,674
452
00:16:01,945 --> 00:16:03,278
- [groaning]
- They're on us!
453
00:16:03,359 --> 00:16:04,791
7:00, brah!
454
00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,994
- 7:00? What?
- Yeah, this watch is broke.
455
00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:09,830
[intense percussive music]
456
00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:11,365
Go, go, go!
457
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:14,368
[all grunting]
458
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:16,003
Hold, door!
459
00:16:16,005 --> 00:16:18,238
"Hold door. Hold door."
460
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,373
Like when...
461
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:20,707
- "GOT."
- Yeah.
462
00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:21,808
- Like "Game of Thrones."
- Totally.
463
00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:22,809
Oh, man.
464
00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:24,311
Just... just hold it.
465
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,979
No one's gonna get in
or out of this bitch.
466
00:16:25,981 --> 00:16:28,081
- Yeah, except for the chicks.
- Except for the chicks.
467
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,150
- Yeah, they can come in.
- Yes, I definitely meant...
468
00:16:30,152 --> 00:16:31,752
I meant the chicks can
definitely get in.
469
00:16:31,754 --> 00:16:33,286
Or pizza, if we order it later.
470
00:16:33,288 --> 00:16:35,822
Or... or, like, hot wings,
if we order it later.
471
00:16:35,824 --> 00:16:36,957
I'm hungry.
472
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,325
Adam, nobody gets in here, okay?
473
00:16:38,327 --> 00:16:39,660
If they come in and trash the place,
474
00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:41,161
that's our whole paycheck, man.
475
00:16:41,163 --> 00:16:42,295
Okay, no one's gonna trash the place.
476
00:16:42,297 --> 00:16:44,297
This place is built strong
477
00:16:44,299 --> 00:16:46,466
as a freaking condominium, all right?
478
00:16:46,468 --> 00:16:49,136
And my upper torso is
hella strong as well.
479
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,837
It's not as solid as you think...
480
00:16:50,839 --> 00:16:52,539
- Hey!
- They came from the garage.
481
00:16:52,541 --> 00:16:53,840
Stairs, stairs, stairs!
482
00:16:53,842 --> 00:16:55,442
- [yelling]
- Stairs!
483
00:16:55,444 --> 00:16:56,576
Hey, let go!
484
00:16:56,578 --> 00:16:57,744
Let...
485
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:01,982
[in slow motion] Ah! Damn it!
486
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,518
[melancholy piano music]
487
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:08,155
488
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,723
Oh, man, we got to find
a way out of here.
489
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:11,224
I cannot die in Crocs.
490
00:17:11,226 --> 00:17:13,226
There's an empty Jacuzzi...
I cannot die
491
00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:14,861
in an empty Jacuzzi like my aunts.
492
00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:16,229
Look, guys, we're gonna be fine...
watch this.
493
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:17,798
They all died in empty Jacuzzis.
494
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,499
All: Oh-ho-ho!
495
00:17:19,501 --> 00:17:21,568
- Yes!
- Nice try!
496
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,670
- Yeah!
- You're such a loser!
497
00:17:23,672 --> 00:17:25,238
- Loser!
- Guess what?
498
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,074
You're not getting out
into the balcony, okay?
499
00:17:27,076 --> 00:17:29,543
Take your perfect hair,
your perfect tan...
500
00:17:29,545 --> 00:17:31,645
perfect body... He's super handsome.
501
00:17:31,647 --> 00:17:33,013
And now we're locked on the balcony.
502
00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:34,114
- What?
- Yep. We're locked on the b...
503
00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:35,449
hey, whoa... you made it!
504
00:17:35,451 --> 00:17:36,917
You're here! Hi!
505
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:38,652
You came! You've arrived!
506
00:17:38,654 --> 00:17:40,454
Hey, we're out here, so
you should come out here.
507
00:17:40,456 --> 00:17:42,189
Come out. Watch the sunset.
It's really beautiful.
508
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,590
- Look at this.
- Yeah, or just come out.
509
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:44,958
Suck on my neck?
510
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,526
Kiss me.
511
00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:48,061
Dane?
512
00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:49,262
Is that you, bro?
513
00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:50,597
Carson! Holy shit, bro!
514
00:17:50,599 --> 00:17:53,366
Dude, Dane!
515
00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:55,068
I used to ride zeros with this guy.
516
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:56,603
Dude charges.
517
00:17:56,605 --> 00:18:00,040
Hey, guys, we found Molly.
Who wants some?
518
00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,109
I love drugs!
519
00:18:02,111 --> 00:18:03,877
Drummers, hit a beat!
520
00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:05,378
521
00:18:05,380 --> 00:18:07,214
- My Molly.
- Can we come in?
522
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,484
Sorry, boys. Show's over.
523
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:11,752
[crowd chatter]
524
00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:13,453
Wait. Wait, no. No!
525
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:17,624
All: No!
526
00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:19,860
527
00:18:25,641 --> 00:18:26,840
Left hand, nipple.
528
00:18:26,842 --> 00:18:28,242
Well, this is absolute torture.
529
00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:29,943
I actually don't mind it.
530
00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:32,079
I grew up listening to my
parents have sex a lot,
531
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:33,747
so the noises kind of soothe me.
532
00:18:33,749 --> 00:18:35,449
- Sure.
- Hey, guys.
533
00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:38,085
You know, I know this isn't
the beach day we wanted,
534
00:18:38,087 --> 00:18:40,387
but it's the beach day we got. Yeah.
535
00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:42,456
Even though we don't have any weed,
536
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,526
I do have a Molly.
537
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:48,028
- All right.
- Oh, cool.
538
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:50,464
You guys want some? All
right, let's split it.
539
00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:51,765
Oh, you're taking it?
540
00:18:51,767 --> 00:18:53,233
Why are you putting it in your mouth?
541
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,035
[distant percussion]
542
00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:56,303
- Yeah.
- Okay. Damn it.
543
00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,205
Dude.
544
00:18:58,207 --> 00:18:59,606
And you know what's better
545
00:18:59,608 --> 00:19:00,908
than smoking weed out of a shell?
546
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,910
Taking a little Molly
shot out of a shell.
547
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,545
Gross.
548
00:19:04,547 --> 00:19:06,647
What the hell... ugh...
549
00:19:07,783 --> 00:19:09,550
- Shrimperman.
- Oh, man.
550
00:19:09,552 --> 00:19:10,551
Yeah, that's really gross.
551
00:19:10,553 --> 00:19:13,987
Whoo! Whoa.
552
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,756
This must be really strong Molly
553
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:19,326
'cause I... I am feeling it already.
554
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,295
Oh, that is potent.
555
00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:23,130
I'm feeling it.
556
00:19:23,132 --> 00:19:24,932
Oh, I'm feeling it big-time.
557
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,667
This is kicking in.
I'm feeling it, dude.
558
00:19:26,669 --> 00:19:28,335
I just said that. Yeah, I'm feeling it.
559
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:29,937
I'm feeling it, though.
560
00:19:29,939 --> 00:19:31,739
I'm feeling it so hard.
561
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:34,208
I'm feeling it more
harder than you guys.
562
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:35,909
Look at the sunset.
563
00:19:35,911 --> 00:19:38,479
It's, like, jumping right
out of the clouds at me.
564
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:42,516
Oh, my God, Blake. I am
into that sunset so hard.
565
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,685
Even probably harder than you guys are.
566
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:48,188
Yeah, for sure more than me,
'cause it's pretty overcast.
567
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,957
Yeah, it is a little shitty
looking, admittedly.
568
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,792
The only thing that
would make it better...
569
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:54,628
no clouds and a little
hickey on my neck,
570
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,497
but oh well.
571
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,065
Hey.
572
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,700
You want me to give you
a hickey, don't you?
573
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:01,168
No, I don't, but thank
you for offering.
574
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,503
You're a sweet man.
575
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,537
He wants me to give him a hickey.
576
00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:04,605
- He doesn't.
- I don't.
577
00:20:04,607 --> 00:20:05,672
I'll give you a hickey.
578
00:20:05,674 --> 00:20:06,807
- I don't...
- Whoa.
579
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:08,108
- Just let me...
- I don't want...
580
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,143
I'm good. I'm good.
581
00:20:09,145 --> 00:20:10,444
It doesn't matter!
582
00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,212
Stop! Adam!
583
00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:13,514
I don't want it!
584
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,115
[yelling]
585
00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:18,419
Oh, Adam overboard.
586
00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:23,490
[groaning]
587
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,692
Are you filming? Tell me you got that.
588
00:20:25,694 --> 00:20:28,395
Um, no, I'm actually
looking for Pok?mon.
589
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,866
I did find Charmander, though.
590
00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:34,802
Yes!
591
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:36,737
The ecstasy's kicking in.
592
00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:39,640
Whoo-hoo! I felt that.
593
00:20:39,642 --> 00:20:41,875
[groans]
594
00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:42,711
Nice.
595
00:20:42,857 --> 00:20:46,724
Synced and corrected by MasterCookie
- www.addic7ed.com -
596
00:20:46,774 --> 00:20:51,324
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
41331
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof