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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:01,343 (Adam) Oh, milk it, Dersy. 2 00:00:01,468 --> 00:00:05,380 - Ho ho ho ho! - Oh! Milk the mother teat. 3 00:00:05,546 --> 00:00:07,088 [Ders coughing] Man, it is hella cool 4 00:00:07,156 --> 00:00:09,217 when, like, the moon is out during the day. 5 00:00:09,383 --> 00:00:11,219 (Adam) How does that even work? (guys) I don't know. 6 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:13,528 When you think about it, the stars are still there, 7 00:00:13,595 --> 00:00:16,097 and, like, they just keep going, you know? 8 00:00:16,165 --> 00:00:19,186 They go on for, like, forever, like... foreverever. 9 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,335 - Foreverever? - Yeah. 10 00:00:21,403 --> 00:00:23,938 It's like Joe Rogan says. We're just talking monkeys 11 00:00:24,005 --> 00:00:26,860 on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. 12 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,342 And also, his thoughts on, like, 13 00:00:28,410 --> 00:00:30,077 if a girl won't [bleep] upon your balls, 14 00:00:30,144 --> 00:00:31,311 you guys aren't meant 15 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,658 - to be together. - Smart. 16 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,326 It's funny, 'cause it's true. 17 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,849 Well, you heard how he said, like, imagination is... 18 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:39,081 the force behind our evolution. 19 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:40,916 And I think he's... he's right. 20 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:44,091 When I was a kid, my imagination was ridiculousness. 21 00:00:44,158 --> 00:00:46,088 Like I was always coming up with stuff. 22 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,461 Think of all the different paths 23 00:00:47,528 --> 00:00:48,795 you could have taken in your life. 24 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:50,163 I could have tooken so many paths. 25 00:00:50,231 --> 00:00:51,363 I could have been a trombone player, 26 00:00:51,431 --> 00:00:52,970 like "Nah Orleans," just blowing my bone! 27 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,567 Or I could have been, like, a cop, 28 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:55,931 but a dirty one, you know? 29 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,704 - [murmuring]... cop. - Or like a porno star, 30 00:00:57,771 --> 00:01:00,406 Right? But not just like a regular porno dude. 31 00:01:00,474 --> 00:01:02,842 Like a star, dude. Like, "Oh, here comes Adam 32 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:04,272 with his big hog 33 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,816 - all greased up. - Ha ha! 34 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,734 That, I feel is a real calling that I missed. 35 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,148 - I'd watch you bone. - Thank you. 36 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:11,084 - I definitely would. - Thank you. 37 00:01:11,151 --> 00:01:12,585 But you know what, you don't even have to sweat that, man, 38 00:01:12,652 --> 00:01:14,386 because, really, when you think about it, 39 00:01:14,454 --> 00:01:16,618 life doesn't even really get good until you're, like, 70. 40 00:01:16,784 --> 00:01:18,412 - You know? - Yeah. 41 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,025 Like being an old dude is awesome, 42 00:01:20,093 --> 00:01:21,560 like not having to do anything 43 00:01:21,628 --> 00:01:23,429 but sit around, watch cartoons, 44 00:01:23,497 --> 00:01:25,961 and smoke the herb, bro? That's gonna be tight. 45 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,005 [coughing] Isn't that what you do already? 46 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,840 Yeah. Yeah. 47 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,969 Yeah, but when you're 70, your dick won't work. 48 00:01:32,037 --> 00:01:33,343 You can't star in pornos. 49 00:01:33,509 --> 00:01:34,972 Dude, they got medicine for that. 50 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,541 - Yeah. Dicks work forever now. - Oh! Oh, oh, ooh! 51 00:01:36,609 --> 00:01:37,681 Big dipper! 52 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,245 This is my year! 2015, baby! 53 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:41,810 2015! Whoo! 54 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,381 - It's just that guy... - Yeah, it's the guy 55 00:01:43,449 --> 00:01:44,349 across the street. You don't even need 56 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,856 the telescope for that. 57 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:47,318 Whoo! Starting defense! 58 00:01:47,386 --> 00:01:49,484 Place at the table, baby! Whoo! 59 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,496 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 60 00:02:02,567 --> 00:02:03,867 Whoa, d-- 61 00:02:03,934 --> 00:02:05,569 [snickers] 62 00:02:05,637 --> 00:02:07,070 Okay. 63 00:02:07,138 --> 00:02:08,438 - Uh... - I didn't mean to do that. 64 00:02:08,506 --> 00:02:09,973 Hey, thanks for the smoothies. 65 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:11,923 - Oh, honestly... - Smooth move, operator. 66 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:13,543 It's N-D-B because I do generous stuff 67 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:15,578 like buy smoothies for my bros quite often. 68 00:02:15,646 --> 00:02:17,113 Yeah, No, you don't. Actually, 69 00:02:17,181 --> 00:02:19,182 I think you've stolen from us a couple times. 70 00:02:19,249 --> 00:02:20,265 Bunch of times. 71 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:22,652 I would consider myself a Robin Hood of the crew. 72 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,587 I'll say that. Plus... 73 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,589 in order to be happy, 74 00:02:26,657 --> 00:02:28,692 you have to make others happy, 75 00:02:28,759 --> 00:02:30,067 and that's a Joe Rogan quote. 76 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:31,460 - Mm-hmm. - That reminds me 77 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:33,095 of one of my favorite Roganisms: 78 00:02:33,163 --> 00:02:35,398 And I know what it is, and I'm gonna stop ya. 79 00:02:35,465 --> 00:02:39,034 It's, uh, "If a girl can lift weights with her pussy, 80 00:02:39,102 --> 00:02:41,620 she's gotta be an unstoppable freak." Am I right? 81 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:44,164 That's a good one, but no. It's actually-- 82 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:47,176 "If you get cancer from a cell phone, 83 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:48,543 - you're a pussy!" - Also good. 84 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:51,630 But, no, I was... it's that "Robin Hood can suck it." 85 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,632 Which I thought was pretty funny, 86 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,842 and you were talking about it and... 87 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:57,086 - What's on your leg? - Ha. Huh? 88 00:02:57,153 --> 00:02:58,386 Oh, my-- 89 00:02:58,454 --> 00:02:59,596 Hi. 90 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,723 Hundreds, different colors and sizes. 91 00:03:01,889 --> 00:03:04,017 Hey, Alice, so... 92 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:06,686 we found this kid, and he didn't have a leash, 93 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:09,314 and we don't know the last time he's been let out to poop, 94 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,133 so we don't know where he came from. 95 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,484 I mean, we have a guess as to whose it is. 96 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,070 I lost my virginity when I was 17 years old, 97 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,656 and I'm not proud of that. I should have been at least 98 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,207 14 or 15, but... 99 00:03:19,275 --> 00:03:20,975 I mean, I think the math works out 100 00:03:21,043 --> 00:03:23,078 that this could be my child. 101 00:03:23,312 --> 00:03:24,746 - He's mine. - Oh. 102 00:03:24,813 --> 00:03:26,781 Leave this kid alone for five goddamn seconds, 103 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:28,291 he gets into all kinds of trouble. 104 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,627 - [chuckling] - Yeah. God damn it. 105 00:03:30,793 --> 00:03:31,986 Uh, guys, this is Mr. Gainey. 106 00:03:32,054 --> 00:03:34,055 He's from Stock Surplus. 107 00:03:34,123 --> 00:03:35,256 He's here to buy up all those old mirrors 108 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:36,925 that you couldn't sell. 109 00:03:37,091 --> 00:03:38,526 - Remember those? - It's tough to sell mirrors 110 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,387 - over the phone. - Well, this is his son Josh, 111 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,664 who Jillian is supposed to be watching. 112 00:03:42,731 --> 00:03:43,998 - Jillian! - What's up? 113 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:45,058 I'm just hanging out with Josh. 114 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,353 Hey, Josh! Why'd you disappear, huh? 115 00:03:48,519 --> 00:03:51,064 Don't you want to play with the worms? 116 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,608 Huh? Come on, the worms are our friends. 117 00:03:53,774 --> 00:03:55,944 This is Carla, and that's her ex-husband Roddy... 118 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:58,738 I don't want to play with her--she sucks! 119 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:00,180 Hey! Hey! Watch your mouth! [guys giggling] 120 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:02,659 Okay? We don't use the S-word. 121 00:04:02,825 --> 00:04:04,619 Jeff lets me say it at Mom's house. 122 00:04:04,785 --> 00:04:07,497 Jeff is an idiot tennis instructor. 123 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:09,916 And does this look like your mom's house? 124 00:04:10,082 --> 00:04:11,751 - I wanna play with them! - Ow! 125 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,461 - Oh, yeah. - Do you mind? 126 00:04:13,627 --> 00:04:15,964 He's just gonna whine and whine until he gets his way. 127 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,465 Kinda like his mother in that way. 128 00:04:17,631 --> 00:04:19,699 Yeah, look, um, I just think 129 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:20,969 it's probably a better idea 130 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,346 - if he stays with Jillian. - Yes. 131 00:04:23,512 --> 00:04:25,972 No. Alice, it's mine. I get to keep it. 132 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:27,684 What? Why? Why can't we watch him? 133 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:29,909 - Because-- - Well, because we're... dumb. 134 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:32,063 And we're irresponsible and we're idiots and we're stupid. 135 00:04:32,229 --> 00:04:34,316 Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly right, Adam--thanks. 136 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,148 Hang on a second. Uh... I'm sorry. 137 00:04:36,216 --> 00:04:38,528 I think we can handle one little dude. 138 00:04:38,694 --> 00:04:40,238 Right? I mean, uh... 139 00:04:40,404 --> 00:04:42,454 When I was a lifeguard, I... 140 00:04:42,522 --> 00:04:45,285 Well, unfortunately, that's probably not the best example. 141 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,453 (Josh) I wanna go with them. (Ders) Yes. 142 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,371 - I like them. - Yeah! 143 00:04:48,537 --> 00:04:50,496 Would it be okay? 144 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:52,500 Yeah, sure. That's fine. 145 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:56,213 - Perfect! - Alice, take this one out. 146 00:04:56,379 --> 00:04:57,422 He's quiet and little. 147 00:04:57,588 --> 00:04:59,257 I named him Waymond Wormano. 148 00:04:59,423 --> 00:05:00,884 You--no! 149 00:05:01,050 --> 00:05:02,673 I like kids. (Ders) Yeah. 150 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:06,806 What the-- my strawberry Surf Rider! 151 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,312 (Adam) Do not drink the floor smoothie! 152 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,248 Don't--get up, get up, get up, get up. 153 00:05:10,315 --> 00:05:11,782 You've been Bill Cosby'd. You've been Bill Cosby'd. 154 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,104 I Bill Cosby'd myself. 155 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,565 But instead of, like, a date rape drug, 156 00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:18,693 it's, like... I put peyote in the smoothies. 157 00:05:18,859 --> 00:05:20,779 What? Why? 158 00:05:21,026 --> 00:05:23,027 I was trying to get on like a spiritual level, 159 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:25,095 like... like when we were on the roof, you know, 160 00:05:25,163 --> 00:05:26,697 like talking about cool... 161 00:05:26,765 --> 00:05:28,495 like cool stuff about imagination and stuff. 162 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,622 [softly] Petote... at work? 163 00:05:30,869 --> 00:05:31,665 - Yeah! - Yeah, well... 164 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,403 as Joseph Rogan said, 165 00:05:33,471 --> 00:05:35,205 he took peyote before an MMA class 166 00:05:35,273 --> 00:05:37,003 and he said "it was the bomb diggidy." 167 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:39,464 Do not make up Joe Rogan quotes--that is not okay! 168 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:41,258 - I'm paraphrasing, okay? - No. No. 169 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,812 Why did you Joe Rogan us? 170 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,147 Why couldn't you just Seth Rogen us? 171 00:05:44,215 --> 00:05:45,682 - Yeah! We could have just... - Yeah. 172 00:05:45,749 --> 00:05:47,389 - smoked a bunch of weed... - Hah hah hah hah! 173 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,598 Babysit the kid... 174 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:50,220 We Seth Rogen ourselves all the time. 175 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:51,685 This is different-- I was trying to Joe Rogan us. 176 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,756 [whispers] Where's the kid? 177 00:05:53,824 --> 00:05:56,147 - Kid? Kid! - Where's the kid? 178 00:05:56,383 --> 00:05:57,649 Who remembers his name? 179 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,693 Uh--it's Jash like the YouTube channel. 180 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,931 [Blake, whispering] Kid... (Ders) Wait, um... 181 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:03,466 (Adam) Mm-mm, mm-mm! (Ders) You guys, 182 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:05,868 I'm starting to feel weird. 183 00:06:05,936 --> 00:06:08,104 There he is! 184 00:06:08,171 --> 00:06:10,473 Oh... oh... what's... happening? 185 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,341 It's kicking in. 186 00:06:12,409 --> 00:06:14,176 Here it comes! (voices echoing) Peyote! 187 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:16,412 [all moaning] 188 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,447 [shrill scream] What? 189 00:06:18,515 --> 00:06:20,316 Oh--God! 190 00:06:20,383 --> 00:06:22,684 - Oh... - Just--we gotta go, 191 00:06:22,752 --> 00:06:24,050 we gotta go, we gotta go! Go... 192 00:06:24,216 --> 00:06:27,289 [eerie music] 193 00:06:27,357 --> 00:06:29,723 194 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,260 What's happening? 195 00:06:31,328 --> 00:06:33,061 [crash] (both) Oh! 196 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:34,311 - Oh! - Oh, my God! 197 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,564 Oh! I'm okay! 198 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:38,299 (Blake) Okay, are you all right? 199 00:06:38,367 --> 00:06:41,109 Oh! Oh, it's a black hole! 200 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,470 - Oh... - No! 201 00:06:42,538 --> 00:06:44,405 - Oh! - No! 202 00:06:45,608 --> 00:06:47,876 Oh. Oh, God. Come on! 203 00:06:47,944 --> 00:06:48,977 Wait, no, no, wait-- 204 00:06:49,045 --> 00:06:50,112 Oh! 205 00:06:52,448 --> 00:06:57,500 [guys groaning, whimpering] 206 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,386 [Adam, echoing] It's pretty normal now! 207 00:06:59,454 --> 00:07:01,713 [Ders, distorted] It's kind of fun! 208 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:02,797 Oh... 209 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:05,342 - Oh-- - There he is. 210 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,427 Hey! You can't just run off like that, okay? 211 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:10,305 You can get killed running down that hallway. 212 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:12,933 I'm just bored--I want us to all color together! 213 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:14,309 Uh... 214 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,186 Hey, it's almost lunchtime. 215 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,437 We gotta get out of here now, man, go somewhere quiet 216 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,689 where we can be alone. 217 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,691 (Ders) I know just the place 218 00:07:21,857 --> 00:07:23,342 where no one goes... 219 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:25,745 - the office gym. - Good call. 220 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:26,988 We'll put this little dude on the elliptical, 221 00:07:27,154 --> 00:07:28,514 tucker him out, and then we'll just wait 222 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,783 for the peyote to wear off. 223 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,350 - Okay. - Someone make a copy 224 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,912 of my coloring book so we can all color together. 225 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:35,914 - Okay, we'll do that. First-- - Hey! 226 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,207 Listen to me! 227 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:40,125 [sound slowing down] 228 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,565 [voice echoing] I said I want us 229 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,426 to color together... now! 230 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,536 - Yeah, whatever you want, man. - If you want to color, 231 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:52,738 - we'll color. - Adam, go make some copies 232 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,073 of the coloring book, and Blake, 233 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,226 go find some markers and pens, right? 234 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,103 And since I'm the llllest, 235 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,146 I guess'l'll take theiaia t to the gym. 236 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,232 Waaahhh! 237 00:08:02,398 --> 00:08:04,083 Okay. Okay. 238 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,411 {pub}We're here and, uh, why don't you just... 239 00:08:14,577 --> 00:08:16,051 play in that corner or something 240 00:08:16,119 --> 00:08:17,580 until Blake and Adam get back, okay? 241 00:08:17,746 --> 00:08:19,488 But I wanna play a game. 242 00:08:19,555 --> 00:08:21,376 I wanna play hide and go seek! 243 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,425 Uh, that's too bad, because games are for children, 244 00:08:23,493 --> 00:08:24,712 [voice distorted] and I'm a grownup. 245 00:08:24,878 --> 00:08:26,728 Let's play zookeeper. 246 00:08:26,796 --> 00:08:29,592 I'm the zookeeper, and you're a bird. 247 00:08:29,758 --> 00:08:31,934 I'm not a bird. I'm a man, okay? 248 00:08:32,002 --> 00:08:34,514 And just don't turn into a giant again, please. 249 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,642 Then why do you have wings, ya bird? 250 00:08:37,808 --> 00:08:39,641 I don't have-- 251 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:40,909 Oh, my God. 252 00:08:42,938 --> 00:08:45,567 What the hell? 253 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:46,860 [crack] Aah! 254 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,695 Buuuawwwk! 255 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,071 Ha ha ha ha ha! 256 00:08:50,237 --> 00:08:52,353 I'm a bird? 257 00:08:52,422 --> 00:08:54,088 I'm a bird? I'm a... 258 00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:55,285 buuwwwaaak! 259 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,203 Fly, Mr. Bird, fly! 260 00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:59,789 Oh, my God! [squawks] 261 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm flying! Look at me, Mr. Zookeeper! 262 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:04,399 [squawking] 263 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,669 Excuse me. 264 00:09:08,737 --> 00:09:10,338 Hey, somebody missing their grandma? 265 00:09:10,406 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey, lady, that's my desk. 266 00:09:11,925 --> 00:09:16,877 [wheezy breathing] 267 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,013 Ah ha ha ha ha! 268 00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:20,810 I'm messing with you! 269 00:09:20,976 --> 00:09:22,604 [voice distorted] It's a joke, you bitch! 270 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,152 Whoa... 271 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:26,232 you're old me. 272 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,355 Yes! Hello! 273 00:09:28,423 --> 00:09:29,944 Sick, dude! Do--wow. 274 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,405 I'm--the hair looks... sick. 275 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:33,740 Oh, my God, thank you. 276 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,783 It's like cobwebs. It's awesome. 277 00:09:35,949 --> 00:09:37,564 - Yeah. Chicks dig it. - That is very cool. 278 00:09:37,631 --> 00:09:39,333 Hey, what's the deal with the chick thing? 279 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,033 Are we getting laid a lot or... 280 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:42,415 do we have a wife? 281 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,170 Oh, hell, no! Oh, no. 282 00:09:44,238 --> 00:09:46,272 Me and that ho-bag Jillian, we got a divorce 283 00:09:46,340 --> 00:09:48,505 when I caught her chorging Bill in the parking lot. 284 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:51,744 What? Wow--ugh--man. I'm sorry about that. 285 00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,593 Best thing that ever happened to me! 286 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,763 Now I go to the potluck/orgy every week. 287 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,985 Lotta chicks. Some dudes, too. 288 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,266 I don't care. 289 00:10:00,432 --> 00:10:02,087 We're so old, it doesn't matter. 290 00:10:02,154 --> 00:10:04,270 You know, play it where it lies. 291 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:05,647 That's--[stammers] That's gross! 292 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:07,398 It's not gross. It's love. 293 00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:09,317 Why do you work here? Why don't you just quit? 294 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,096 Because it rules, dude. What are you talking about? 295 00:10:11,163 --> 00:10:13,265 All I do all day is watch cartoons and... 296 00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:15,532 well, smoke weed. 297 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,950 - Yeah! - Actually, 298 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,636 I don't have to hide it. 299 00:10:18,704 --> 00:10:20,772 I smoke it right in daylight. 300 00:10:20,839 --> 00:10:22,872 W--you can... do that? 301 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:25,042 You kidding me? I can smoke it. 302 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:26,793 I grow it too. 303 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,127 [steam whistle blows] 304 00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:31,589 [bells ringing, man singing folk song] 305 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:34,384 Yeah, [bleep] Carl. I don't need him. 306 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,510 Bbbbbbbuh-ah! 307 00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:40,324 [police radio chatter] 308 00:10:42,057 --> 00:10:43,935 W--you're-- you're... and I'm-- 309 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:47,272 Sergeant Adam DeMamp, RCPD. 310 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,482 You're a dirty cop. 311 00:10:49,648 --> 00:10:51,167 Hey, uh, what do you say we get outta here, 312 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,437 go shake down some small business owners... 313 00:10:53,504 --> 00:10:55,405 huh? 314 00:10:55,473 --> 00:10:57,532 [voice distorted] You can use my gun... 315 00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,826 I would love to threaten someone. 316 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,446 I know that about you. 317 00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:04,205 But I ain't no pig. 318 00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:05,164 No. 319 00:11:10,154 --> 00:11:12,297 I hope somebody ordered sausage! 320 00:11:12,556 --> 00:11:13,789 - Ho. Ho ho. - I know you, man. 321 00:11:13,857 --> 00:11:15,691 I know this path. 322 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,427 I'm so glad I didn't become you. 323 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,695 Ha ha! Yeah, right... 324 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:20,972 [drum roll] [rim shot] 325 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,599 Oh, my God! 326 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,667 Your dick is huge. If I would have 327 00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:26,477 delivered pizzas, my dick would have been huge. 328 00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:28,470 Whassup? My name's Adam, 329 00:11:28,537 --> 00:11:31,039 "The Human Jump Rope" DeMamp. 330 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,708 I'm an adult film star. 331 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,111 Peep this! 332 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,378 [chortling] 333 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:37,322 Oh! 334 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,157 Oh! It's still coming! 335 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,049 Oh, it's coming through the cardboard... 336 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,352 Mine--[stammers] Mine's out on the first pull. 337 00:11:43,419 --> 00:11:45,854 I don't even need to pull, I actually--I flick mine out. 338 00:11:47,323 --> 00:11:49,500 [chortling] 339 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:53,361 Whoo! Michael Keaton should be eatin' a bat, 340 00:11:53,429 --> 00:11:55,229 'cause I'm the real Birdman! 341 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,342 [trilling] 342 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:58,933 You're a zoo bird! 343 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:01,804 And it's time for you to go back in your cage! 344 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:04,849 What? No, but I feel so free up here! 345 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,508 I'm the zookeeper, and I said 346 00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:08,777 get back in your cage. 347 00:12:08,844 --> 00:12:10,544 But you said I could fly! You said I could be free! 348 00:12:10,612 --> 00:12:11,898 Squawk, squawk! 349 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,232 You belong to the zoo! 350 00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:14,415 Oh! 351 00:12:15,884 --> 00:12:16,986 Aah! 352 00:12:17,152 --> 00:12:18,571 Ha ha ha! 353 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,782 [distorted voice] Freakin' bird brains! 354 00:12:22,157 --> 00:12:25,058 [trombone playing] 355 00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,412 356 00:12:26,861 --> 00:12:29,332 And there's a dude right there, isn't there? 357 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,669 Yeah, Trombone Adam, you are good! 358 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,504 Do you know any Matchbox Twenty? 359 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,803 That's not my bag. 360 00:12:36,870 --> 00:12:38,571 I dig jazz. 361 00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:40,385 You still play? 362 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:42,970 I don't, actually. I stopped in the eighth grade. 363 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:46,099 I was gettin' pretty serious at masturbating at the time, so... 364 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:47,600 Understandable. 365 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,895 I guess I only had time for... one bone in my life. 366 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:53,731 How 'bout you play my bone, baby? 367 00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:55,316 Heh heh heh heh! 368 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,609 Okay, yeah... 369 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,861 I'll toot your bone. [laughs] 370 00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:03,195 Come with me... to New Orleans. 371 00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:04,664 [When the Saints Go Marching In playing] 372 00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:07,078 Play with me and the boys. 373 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,034 I tell ya what. 374 00:13:09,102 --> 00:13:12,250 You make some serious bread! 375 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,751 You guys make bread too? 376 00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:15,628 You a [bleep] idiot. 377 00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:17,609 - Pffttt-ffftt--pffftt-- - Hey! 378 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:20,717 Are you done? 379 00:13:21,014 --> 00:13:23,215 Yes. I am done, I... [laughing] 380 00:13:23,283 --> 00:13:24,450 Oh, man. 381 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,226 Ooh, baby! 382 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,103 I can do whatever I want, man. 383 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,313 I got dirt on everybody. 384 00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,995 Old, wrinkly, tight butthole is what you are. 385 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:39,663 [holding in smoke] Here. Take a rip. 386 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:40,945 Wow, man. 387 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:43,322 I'm so proud of you. 388 00:13:43,602 --> 00:13:45,199 You got it all figured out, man! 389 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:47,271 - I do. - That's what I'm talking about! 390 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:48,494 So like... 391 00:13:48,807 --> 00:13:51,289 Like... like what's the secret? 392 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:55,078 Well, it all started when Joe Rogan became President 393 00:13:55,146 --> 00:13:56,711 of the... aaaahhhhhhh! 394 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,949 Aah! Aah! 395 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:00,548 What are you-- what are you doing? 396 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,967 That thing was about to burn your face off. 397 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,287 Oh... 398 00:14:06,658 --> 00:14:09,557 And if you ever let my wife chorg you, 399 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,630 I'll have your head on a stick! 400 00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:17,231 Hey, what's chorg? 401 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:18,232 Google it. 402 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,434 {pub}Squawk, squawk, squawk! Let me outta this cage! 403 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,452 - Anders! - Squawk! 404 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,737 Anders, stop it! 405 00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,456 Hi. I was... 406 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,273 a bird! There was a zookeeper. 407 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,642 He shot me, and he put me in this cage. 408 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,544 - Just shut up right now! - Wait a minute! 409 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,797 Where--where--where's the kid? Where's, uh, J-Jash? 410 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,214 The kid, he... went to his office. 411 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,717 That door. Which is a closet. 412 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,784 Hey, how is it going? 413 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,429 Is everything okay with the kid? 414 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,720 - [laughs] - Yeah... 415 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:50,989 - Yeah, it's great. - Yes. 416 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,790 This kid is so full of energy. 417 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:55,436 (Blake) It's like, makes me feel young again. 418 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,662 Oh, kids. Oh, man. 419 00:14:57,729 --> 00:15:00,031 They are so much fun when they're that age. 420 00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,399 - Yeah. - When they're...[mutters] 421 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,694 - Four? - No. 422 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,155 Yeah, he's eight. So where the hell is he? 423 00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:08,439 Uh, he's... 424 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:09,574 - He's hiding. - Yeah. 425 00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:10,827 He's--shh. 426 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,477 We're playing hide and seek, 427 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,479 and he's in that closet, so everything's... 428 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,714 That door goes out to the parking lot, 429 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,918 you lunatics! Go find him! 430 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,651 - Is it time? - Seek time! 431 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:24,154 It's seek time! [overlapping chatter] 432 00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:25,967 I got it, I got it. 433 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,135 Ha ha. 434 00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,721 Ha ha ha ha! (Ders) Just grab it, man. 435 00:15:33,131 --> 00:15:35,810 It's too fast, Alice. 436 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,769 (Gainey) Alice, are we going to your office? 437 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,804 Uh, yep, I'll be right there, Dave. 438 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,276 I got it! I got it! 439 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,241 I got it, it's-- The door, see? 440 00:15:45,309 --> 00:15:48,197 I have it, then we're gonna go walk outside of it. 441 00:15:48,363 --> 00:15:50,046 Get... him... 442 00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:52,410 [roaring] nooooow! 443 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,911 (Blake) Gosh! 444 00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:55,452 Okay! 445 00:15:57,664 --> 00:15:58,789 Whoa! 446 00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,025 (Ders) There he is. 447 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,992 Okay, uh, yeah. 448 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,048 I guess we should try to jump over to that island? 449 00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:08,175 No way, it's too far. We're not gonna make it. 450 00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,594 [voice distorted] Let's just go back, okay? 451 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,767 Good call, man. Good call. 452 00:16:11,835 --> 00:16:13,869 Son of a b... ack door's gone! 453 00:16:13,937 --> 00:16:15,141 The back door's gone! 454 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,560 - Yep. - I wanna go back. 455 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,353 Guys, we can at least try and make this jump, right? 456 00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,143 Yeah. Heck, yeah. We got this, dude. 457 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,245 Psych up. Psych up, bro, we got this! 458 00:16:23,313 --> 00:16:24,859 On three, on three! One... 459 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,347 two, three! I'm going! 460 00:16:26,415 --> 00:16:28,654 I'm going! No-- (both) Aah! 461 00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:32,241 [all screaming, muttering] 462 00:16:32,407 --> 00:16:34,243 Hey! Get off that! 463 00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:36,123 - Oh, shoot. - Hey, 464 00:16:36,191 --> 00:16:38,247 we're tripping on peyote, so what can you do, you know? 465 00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,832 Get the fuck out of my cement. 466 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,963 - You got it, you got it. - Yep. Okay. 467 00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,210 Hey, hey, hey, over there. Come on. 468 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,865 - Let's go, let's go! - Go! 469 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,213 - Careful. - Hey! 470 00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,102 [guys grunting] 471 00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,383 Ow! 472 00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:51,260 (Blake) Josh! 473 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,679 (Ders) Come on! Jash, Jash! 474 00:16:53,976 --> 00:16:55,343 (Adam) Jash? (Ders) All right, son, 475 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,683 playtime's over. Come on out, okay? 476 00:16:57,912 --> 00:16:58,980 [screechy voice] Come on! 477 00:16:59,047 --> 00:16:59,852 - Jash? - Come on! 478 00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:02,249 Hey, there he is! 479 00:17:02,317 --> 00:17:05,886 [Josh giggling, voice echoing] 480 00:17:05,954 --> 00:17:07,955 Okay, I'll go this way. 481 00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:09,890 - I'm gonna get this one. - Yeah, I-I got him. 482 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,657 [distorted falsetto] Hey, Adam, over here. 483 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,060 Got you, dude! 484 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:16,160 - You stupid! - Hah hah hah! 485 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,264 Have you guys seen Jash? He's like... 486 00:17:18,332 --> 00:17:20,133 [distorted] this little kid I'm looking for. 487 00:17:20,201 --> 00:17:21,874 He's like 9 or 12. 488 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,137 Hey, how 'bout you quit chasing around little kids, 489 00:17:24,205 --> 00:17:25,706 come with me. 490 00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:28,381 We'll eat some, uh... Chicago deep dish pizza! 491 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,276 - That sounds good. - It's like God jizzed 492 00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,093 in your mouth. 493 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:33,469 You wanna be God, dude? 494 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:37,050 Freakin' bone a bunch of chicks on camera 495 00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:40,253 and have a million dudes beat off to you, bro! 496 00:17:40,321 --> 00:17:41,602 I don't think so! 497 00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:43,456 That does sound awesome. The first part. 498 00:17:43,524 --> 00:17:45,291 The second part, I'm... [Porno Adam chortling] 499 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:47,233 The second part's cool. 500 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,761 You wanna be worshipped, Adam? 501 00:17:48,829 --> 00:17:52,196 Come play jazz festival with me tonight. 502 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,117 That sound--that sounds cool, but I'm--I am busy. 503 00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:55,491 I love crawfish, though. 504 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,827 Josh! Josh, where are you? 505 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,955 - Oh! - Hey, hey. 506 00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:01,163 It's all good. Come here. 507 00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:03,025 Hey, what's up, old me? 508 00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:05,194 Have you seen that little dude run by? 509 00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:07,003 Getting kinda worried about him. 510 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,332 Hey, Ders'll handle it, man. Quit being a bitch. 511 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,718 Don't you wanna know what it's all about, huh? 512 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,095 - Josh, where are you? - Squawk, squawk! 513 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,638 Hey, come fly with me. 514 00:18:17,804 --> 00:18:19,724 No, no, I can't. I gotta find Josh. 515 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,842 No, forget that. Let's go fly, man. 516 00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,878 We'll go to the beach. We'll crap on people's heads 517 00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:25,604 and steal chicks' bikinis! Squawk! 518 00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,606 That actually sounds kind of awesome. 519 00:18:27,772 --> 00:18:29,233 It's very satisfying. 520 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,694 Come on, I wanna tell you what it's all about, man. 521 00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,421 Hell, yeah. Hell-- 522 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:34,755 No! No, no, no, no. 523 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,224 - No. No, stop! - Come on! 524 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:37,959 - Shut up! - Don't be a bitch. 525 00:18:38,027 --> 00:18:40,395 - Smoke a doobie with me. - That sounds awesome, okay? 526 00:18:40,462 --> 00:18:42,955 - But I can't! - You little pussy! 527 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,831 I already know what the meaning of life is about. 528 00:18:44,899 --> 00:18:46,400 - The meaning of life is... - Why don't you go... 529 00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:47,877 wash your pussy, pussy? 530 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,137 Is finding that kid right now, 531 00:18:50,204 --> 00:18:52,572 'cause, yeah, I don't wanna prove Alice right again, man. 532 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,133 [distorted] I'm not an irresponsible idiot, okay? 533 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,909 What? Responsible? Okay! 534 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,595 Suck my [bleep], all right? 535 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,479 - Come here, bro! - Come on, my brother. 536 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:02,391 - Come on, dude. - Don't make me! 537 00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,984 I may be an irresponsible idiot, 538 00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:06,553 and I'm definitely an idiot, 539 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,606 but I'm not about to show that to Alice. 540 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,566 I do--I disagree with that. 541 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,525 Guys, I know what we have to do! 542 00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,487 [distorted] We gotta break the mirrors. 543 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,490 Dude, do not break the mirror. 544 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,450 Be prepared to be broken! 545 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,033 - No! - No, stop it! 546 00:19:21,101 --> 00:19:23,537 Don't, bro! I mean it, bro! 547 00:19:23,703 --> 00:19:25,164 Look what I found. 548 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,209 - Don't make me come back-- - No! But watch it, bro! 549 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,881 - Squawk, squawk! - Sorry, boys. 550 00:19:30,006 --> 00:19:30,628 Don't break me! 551 00:19:30,844 --> 00:19:32,044 You gotta fly solo on this one, 552 00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:33,712 - because... - Don't break me! 553 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:35,214 Do not break me! 554 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:36,648 [distorted] You have no power over me. 555 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,683 Squawk, squawk, no-- 556 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,512 Don't! 557 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,638 Hey, no! 558 00:19:41,188 --> 00:19:43,349 Oh, no, bro! 559 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,600 Oh, no, baby. 560 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,561 [overlapping yelling] 561 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,327 Aah! 562 00:19:49,395 --> 00:19:50,439 Aah! 563 00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,108 Yes! 564 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,694 [overlapping chatter] 565 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,210 {pub}- Get ready to be impressed... - Whoo! 566 00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:05,788 'Cause you are gonna love-- 567 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,665 (Gainey) Oh... 568 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,208 Hey, h--hola! 569 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,668 What up? 570 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,218 Uh, what the hell happened 571 00:20:12,285 --> 00:20:14,119 to all these mirrors 572 00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:15,506 that I just sold to Mr. Gainey 573 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,216 for a huge sale? 574 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,926 (Gainey) Oh, my God. 575 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,553 Where's that little monster? 576 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,388 Did he cause this? 577 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,663 - Well, you know... - Uh... 578 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,350 We were playing hide and go seek, 579 00:20:26,566 --> 00:20:28,334 and Josh was running around and, uh... 580 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,147 - We were all running around... - Everybody was running 581 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,398 - at the same time, so... - I didn't do this. 582 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:33,440 I'm not talking to you. 583 00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:35,941 Look at this! God! 584 00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:39,780 Alice... I'm really sorry about these mirrors, okay? 585 00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:42,158 I'm gonna pay for all of them. 586 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,409 Oh... 587 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,120 I'm sorry this had to happen. 588 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,873 Yeah, well, not as sorry as he's gonna be. 589 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,958 - This trip is dark, dude. - [chuckling] 590 00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,251 Good for nothing! [whack] 591 00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,299 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 592 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:02,899 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41619

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