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You know, the reason
it's called bull's-eye
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is because in early Spain,
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they'd throw darts
in the bulls' eyes,
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and that would make them run,
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- then Running of the Bulls so--
- Wow.
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- That makes sense.
- Crazy, huh?
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Blake, you might be the best
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at making facts up, and I mean that.
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It's true--I saw it
on the History Channel.
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No, I can't.
I threw out my back last night
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fugging my Fleshlight.
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- That shouldn't happen.
- Oh, that'll happen.
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What sucks is I can't even afford
the back-upuncture to fix it.
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- It's like ObamaCare, right?
- Tell me about it.
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Unless...
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All right.
Hum it in.
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Hum it in right here.
Der me dere, my brother.
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I don't know if this is--
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I could sever your spine
or something, right?
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No, there's too much meat around it.
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Oh, yeah, and then he could have
a cool Professor X wheelchair.
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You guys, chill out.
Back-upuncture--
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It's just needles, correct?
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And what are darts...
but wing-ed needles?
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Okay? So just dip it in
some beer and disinfectant
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and then hum it in there!
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Yep. Uh...
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On three.
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- Whoo!
- One... two...
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- three--
- You know, on second thought--
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Oh! Aaah!
What the hell?
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Did you just throw that dart?
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Nuh! He-hell, no!
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I got a dart...
hanging outta my face!
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Yes, you do.
But look at it this way--
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We just saved you a trip
to Clair's--am I right?
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(Ders): Ha ha ha.
(Blake): Ooh...
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- 'Cause...
- No?
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That's it.
You're dead!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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- Whoa--
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- You guys gotta go.
- Get 'em outta here!
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Hey, hey, easy, easy, Keith.
They're with me.
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(Keith)
Sorry about that, Hillary.
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Just let me know
if you need anything.
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Uh, well, how about a round
of lemon drops for us?
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And put all of Dart Face's
drinks on my tab.
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How 'bout some chicken fingers?
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Yeah. Well, whatever you want.
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[chuckling, chatter]
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Okay.
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Thank you for
saving us with that guy.
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- Yeah.
- Actually, you kinda saved him
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from us, 'cause I would
have Taekwondo kicked him
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right in the freakin' tummy,
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probably made him
dump out in his pants.
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Yep. Just poop all over himself.
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Yeah, like Hong Kong Pooey.
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Very funny word play.
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- Oh, that's very funny!
- Points, points.
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- Thanks.
- That's awesome,
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because normally, women aren't funny,
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- and that's a rule.
- Here you go, Miss Winthrop.
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- Thanks.
- All right.
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And working on those tenders
and those dipping sauces.
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- Thanks, man.
- Cheers, guys.
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(Blake)
Cheers. Thank you.
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- I finished first.
- I'm sorry.
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Did he say Miss Winthrop, as in...
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Ted Winthrop?
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Yeah, yeah, that's my dad.
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I'm Hillary.
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- This is my friend Jackie.
- Hi. Yeah, no--
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Your dad's the king of Rancho!
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- Oh...
- Right? I mean...
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Garbage trucks, gas stations,
Payless shoe stores.
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Yep.
(Blake) Yeah, that's right!
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The big three, huh?
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I'm sure Obama picks up
his phone calls
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pretty quick.
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If Obama would ever
pick up the damn phone!
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Keep the change!
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I didn't vote.
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Who votes?
Do you guys want to get
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some more drinks?
Then we'll party a little bit.
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- Yes!
- Whoo!
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- Yes!
- Let's party.
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Whoo!
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Beep! Beep-beep!
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And I like you a lot
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I think you're freaky,
and I like you a lot
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I think you're freaky,
and I like you a lot
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I think you're freaky,
and I like you a lot
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[voice distorted]
Whoa!
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I think you're freaky
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-
And I like you a lot
- Oh, my God!
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I did that to a real girl!
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- We shut it down.
- That was really fun, guys.
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[weird voice]
I'm with you!
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Oh, back-- you smell like puke.
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- Do I?
- Yeah.
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It's just my armpit.
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[laughter]
[Adam growling]
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- No, no, no, no, no!
- Stop, dude.
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This might be a little crazy, but...
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I'm going to my sister's
wedding this weekend,
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and I was wondering
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if maybe you'd want to be my date.
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I do...
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Want to go with you,
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my sweet m-m-mistress or lady or--
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My sweet lady!
[laughter]
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Well, you guys--you guys
are totally invited too.
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Oh, tight!
Yes, I do.
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- That's sick!
- Well, uh...
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we'll see you there.
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[mouthing]
Bye.
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Hillary, wait.
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- Hmm?
- I never caught your name.
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Um, I think... you did,
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'cause you-- well, you just said it.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
Okay!
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No, I remember!
All right.
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- Okay, I'll see you there.
- All right, later.
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Yeah, later, Sillary.
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- Take care.
- This is 'bout to be dope.
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Yeah, dude, are you kidding me?
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A rich person's wedding--
like, come on, man.
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They probably serve, like,
tiger meat or something cool.
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Ho ho ho ho!
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Hoo hoo hoo! Ooh!
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Well, we'll never know, because...
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[weird voice]
we ain't goin'.
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Adam!
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Yo.
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- Hey, good morning.
- Morning.
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Now, I know you're sick
of hearing it,
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but if you'd just hear me out
one more time
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about why you should go
to this wedding...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, check it out.
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All right, look.
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Here's you, all right?
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You go to the wedding.
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You bring... me and Ders.
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Me Ders!
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Here we are at the wedding!
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We kill it.
We just destroy.
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'Cause everybody loves us
'cause we're great guys.
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The Winthrops-- they're hug fans!
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They're so much fans they're like,
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"Dude, move in with us at our house.
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"Have as much buffalo chicken pizza
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"and videogames as you want.
You can retire early.
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"We don't care.
Live in our mansion.
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We're all one, big happy family now."
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We win.
Life rules forever.
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(Ders)
That's the big picture, right?
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But let's talk about the wedding.
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- Weddings rule, dude.
- Let's talk about it.
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They've got the best DJs--
you know I'll swing dance.
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And then let's talk
about garter belts, man.
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You know what they can
do for your life.
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I'm sick of being out there
on the market, you know?
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I got a dude-alogical clock
that's tickin'!
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I don't know, you guys.
That girl was, like....
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nasty!
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You know?
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With her disgusting,
gross, greasy-looking hair
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and, like, her pizza face,
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which just really creeped me out.
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She was iggly putrid.
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Uh, she was very hot,
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and her hair game was on point.
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I'm pretty sure she uses
Wen by Chaz Dean.
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Adam, do not Eff this up.
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I'm telling you,
in Steve Harvey's book,
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Act Like a Woman,Think Like a Man,
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he says nothing compares
to a woman's love.
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- He says it!
- Are you denying his genius?
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I'm not denying his genius.
Steve Harvey is one.
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- Thank you.
- I mean, he's the best host
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Family Feud has ever had--
I'll admit that.
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Mmm... Google Ray Combs
and get back to me, actually.
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Well, Richard Dawson,
on the other hand,
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was in Running Man and fingered
a bunch of those chicks.
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A Louie Anderson's a boss.
They had a lot of great hosts.
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- True.
- So true.
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But... I guess I'm just like...
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scared or whatever.
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What are you scared of,
the conga line?
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Come on, it's a frigging
wedding, you doofus!
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No, I'm not scared
of the conga line, Blake.
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- Well, what?
- I'm scared that if I go
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to that wedding...
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she's gonna, like,
fall for me love-style,
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and we're gonna be boyf-girlf.
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And if we do that--
good-bye, Single Adam!
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And that means good-bye us.
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Are you ready to say good-bye to us?
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[shouting] Is that what you guys
are ready for?
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I mean--
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Let's get some of this chicken.
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Yeah.
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Hey, buddy.
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So maybe the end of Single Adam
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isn't such a bad thing.
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I mean, he's made some pretty
bad decisions in his life, huh?
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(Blake)
Yes, Single Adam has.
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Remember, he did eat that...
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toilet doughnut, and...
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got sick for a week.
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(Adam)
Two weeks.
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Single Adam did all those whippets
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at a 2 Chainz concert
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and tried to put his pants
on a police horse, right?
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(Adam) 2 Chainz?
(Ders) Yeah.
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Hey, what if we send
Single Adam off in style?
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Throw him like a bachelor
party or something?
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- That's cool!
- When I was 12 years old,
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my grandma helped me write
a bachelor party wish list.
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If you guys help me get
everything on my list
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and I can have all my druthers,
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I will go to that wedding with you.
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- Awesome.
- Yes! Yes!
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- That's cool.
- Let's do it.
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Okay, the list of my druthers...
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in my vault--69, 69, 420.
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Just kidding.
It's a drawer.
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I keep it close by,
'cause you never know
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- when you're gonna get married.
- Sick.
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It's in cursive,
so this is hard for me.
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Okay.
Well, take your time.
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"For his bachelor party."
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Well, she talks like this:
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[deep voice]
"For his bachelor party...
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"my grandson, Adam DeMamp would like
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"shoot shotguns at things,
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"cut a wooden tree down,
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"drink with airplane pilots,
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microwave a hamster..."
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You know, I think I've outgrown
that last one.
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- (Ders) Thank God.
- Okay, right.
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And finally, "Get a lap dance
on a Gravitron."
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- Yeah.
- Okay!
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- Cool! Ab--mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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If you guys could
give me a few minutes,
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00:08:37,745 --> 00:08:39,679
I need to continue itching my leg.
249
00:08:39,747 --> 00:08:41,748
'Cause my leg is super-itchy.
250
00:08:41,816 --> 00:08:43,482
- Sure.
- Bachelor party!
251
00:08:43,550 --> 00:08:46,119
- Bachelor party, baby!
- All right!
252
00:08:46,187 --> 00:08:47,754
- Okay.
- He was jacking off, right?
253
00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:49,922
I'm not--I was not jacking off.
254
00:08:49,989 --> 00:08:51,857
Actually, I just have
a rash on my inner thigh
255
00:08:51,925 --> 00:08:53,358
that is questionable,
256
00:08:53,426 --> 00:08:55,410
and I need to rub more
cortisone on it.
257
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,710
{pub}Range is hot!
258
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,868
Pull...
259
00:09:04,935 --> 00:09:05,879
the refrigerator open.
260
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,589
- Yep. All right.
- Whoo!
261
00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,274
Whoo!
262
00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:13,804
- Yeah!
- Yay!
263
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:14,971
That was awesome!
264
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,099
- All right.
- Yeah!
265
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,179
[slam]
266
00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:19,851
Mmmmm!
267
00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:22,396
You guys rule, man.
Hey, family secret:
268
00:09:22,619 --> 00:09:25,524
My mom actually had
an affair with a pilot
269
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,025
for two years.
270
00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:29,525
He must have really
plowed her hard, too,
271
00:09:29,592 --> 00:09:31,860
because she was so happy
for those two years.
272
00:09:31,928 --> 00:09:34,062
The family was actually pretty
pumped that it was happening.
273
00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,297
My dad wasn't even pissed.
Hey...
274
00:09:37,966 --> 00:09:40,455
Could I fly one of
your guys's planes?
275
00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:43,125
No, I'm sorry, bud, we can't do it.
276
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,709
Well, what would you do
277
00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,837
for 100 bones?
278
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,743
- Yeah!
- I'm flying!
279
00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:52,342
- Yeah, you are.
- I'm flyiiiing!
280
00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,015
- Cool.
- Dude...
281
00:09:54,082 --> 00:09:55,846
I'm having fun.
This is a fun bachelor party.
282
00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,283
- Yeah?
- Okay, only one more thing
283
00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,553
on my list of druthers...
284
00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,936
Riding a Gravitron
while getting a lap job.
285
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,824
- Yeah, yeah, and...
- My dream.
286
00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:07,126
we seriously looked into
getting a Gravitron,
287
00:10:07,194 --> 00:10:08,562
- but it just--
- We didn't.
288
00:10:08,629 --> 00:10:11,111
It's a Gravitron.
We couldn't--
289
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,732
You know what happens
290
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,656
if I don't get one of
my druthers correct, brothers?
291
00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:16,116
Yes, we do, we do.
292
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,951
But, dude, we got you
293
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,328
a filthy stripper
that's like also hot
294
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:21,975
who's got these moves
295
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:23,582
that make you feel like
you're on the Gravitron.
296
00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,478
Totally, like she brings a fan out
297
00:10:25,546 --> 00:10:27,919
and it, like, blows her hair,
and it's like... ahhh!
298
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:30,046
And then her boobs go rrrrr
at mach 5 speeds!
299
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,250
Unfortunately,
one of my druthers isn't met,
300
00:10:32,318 --> 00:10:33,758
so we're not going to the wedding.
301
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:35,385
Those were the rules that I've laid.
302
00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,889
That's the gauntlet that I laid,
303
00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:38,263
and we can't spill the gauntlet.
304
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:40,559
I don't know if a gauntlet
is spillable or not.
305
00:10:40,627 --> 00:10:42,595
I truly don't even know
what a gauntlet is,
306
00:10:42,662 --> 00:10:43,963
but we didn't meet the druthers,
307
00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:45,931
so we're not going to the wedding.
308
00:10:45,999 --> 00:10:47,105
- Mach 5.
- Take me home.
309
00:10:52,138 --> 00:10:54,506
Oh, my God, you guys!
310
00:10:56,742 --> 00:10:59,743
You guys Jamie Kennedy
Experimented me, did you not?
311
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,445
I wish I could say we tried to X you,
312
00:11:01,513 --> 00:11:02,914
but I can't, 'cause we did not.
313
00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,539
- Yeah, right. It's you!
- I'm serious.
314
00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:06,584
- For real?
- Yeah.
315
00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:09,386
Oh, there's a note.
316
00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:12,005
Okay, it's in cursive,
so this might take me a second.
317
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,458
"Dear Adam,
318
00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:17,636
"only six people have
ever died on this Gravitron.
319
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,262
Just kidding, only two."
320
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,139
- That's funny.
- Yeah.
321
00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:23,600
"Hope you got all your droothers..."
322
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:24,976
- Druthers.
- Druthers.
323
00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,703
- Yeah.
- Okay, that makes sense.
324
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,239
"You deserve them.
See you at the wedding.
325
00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:29,706
- Love, Hillary."
- That's the nicest thing
326
00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,041
a chick's ever done for a dude in the
327
00:11:31,109 --> 00:11:32,876
- history of the world, right?
- Yeah.
328
00:11:32,944 --> 00:11:34,378
Almost, 'cause in seventh grade,
329
00:11:34,446 --> 00:11:36,547
Melissa McDonald
agreed to look at my penis
330
00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:38,823
and my balls for 20 seconds straight.
331
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,684
- Pretty nice.
- Yeah, during a school trip.
332
00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:42,186
- It was like...
- Very nice.
333
00:11:42,254 --> 00:11:43,854
At that point--now this is.
(woman) Ahem.
334
00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:44,955
This might have taken first place.
335
00:11:45,023 --> 00:11:47,624
Hi. I'm Brooklyn,
336
00:11:47,692 --> 00:11:49,125
your dancer.
337
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,878
Hello, Brooklyn.
I'm Blake.
338
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,588
So, uh, some good news:
339
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,666
your job should be pretty
easy tonight
340
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:57,842
since there won't be any
gravity holding your clothes on.
341
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,553
[laughter]
342
00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:01,805
It's a Gravitron!
We're lookin' at some booby
343
00:12:01,873 --> 00:12:03,014
'cause of the Gravitron.
344
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,675
- Totally.
- Oh! This is gonna be
345
00:12:04,742 --> 00:12:05,725
the best night of my life!
346
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,561
Yes!
347
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,980
Oh, ho, my God!
348
00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:13,583
I came down
tip-toein' in my Jordans
349
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,085
(all)
Oh!
350
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,255
Tip-toein' in my foreign,
you mother[bleep] borin'
351
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,865
You sleeping on me snorin'
352
00:12:21,124 --> 00:12:23,118
This is the best time of my life!
353
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,361
Tip-toein' in my Jordans
354
00:12:25,429 --> 00:12:27,196
Came down tip
355
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,231
Toein' in my Jordans
356
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,626
Just copped a Porsche, tip
357
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,235
Toein' in my foreign
358
00:12:33,303 --> 00:12:34,754
You mother[bleep] borin'
359
00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:36,923
This is awesome.
360
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,740
This has been a dream of mine
361
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:40,302
since I heard about it
in the Penthouse letters.
362
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,511
- Yeah?
- My grandma used to
363
00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,764
read them to me so I could
fall asleep more easily.
364
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:47,515
You all right down there?
'Cause you're not hard.
365
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,584
That's very unlike my dick.
366
00:12:49,651 --> 00:12:51,285
Normally it's just like...
ahhhhhhh!
367
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,023
Pfft, pfft, spitting
all over the place, you know?
368
00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,422
Yeah, but it's not...
369
00:12:54,489 --> 00:12:56,234
No. It's like an old
taxidermied snake.
370
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,192
- But it isn't.
- Scared.
371
00:12:58,260 --> 00:12:59,362
Oh, wow, I don't...
372
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,196
Oh, my God.
You know what it is?
373
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:03,825
I'm in love.
374
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,827
Guys, I'm in love!
375
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,537
- Oh!
- That's what's happening.
376
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,470
That's why my hog
isn't hard right now,
377
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:10,874
'cause I'm so in love with Hillary.
378
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,439
Of course I'm in love with her--
379
00:13:12,506 --> 00:13:13,974
she gave me a freaking
Gravitron, right?
380
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,379
- Yeah. That's beautiful!
- It's cool!
381
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,340
I don't even like this
super babe of a stripper!
382
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,508
No offense. Here.
383
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,049
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
384
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:23,261
Just for a minute.
385
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,384
- I need to spend some...
- Sure.
386
00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:25,889
alone time with my guys.
387
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,788
This might be the last
time it's just us,
388
00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:29,256
you know, since I'm gonna
be a freakin'
389
00:13:29,323 --> 00:13:31,061
- basically married dude.
- I'll just...
390
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,560
Thank you for doing
your stuff with your body.
391
00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:34,898
Namaste.
392
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,663
I normally love glittered women.
393
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,965
- It's no offense.
- Thank you.
394
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,135
- Uh-oh.
- And then there were three!
395
00:13:42,202 --> 00:13:43,615
Right?
[laughter, shouting]
396
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,284
And if you're real quiet,
you can hear wedding bells!
397
00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,341
- You sure can.
- I can't hear 'em.
398
00:13:48,409 --> 00:13:51,511
Oh, man, I am so sad to see you go,
399
00:13:51,579 --> 00:13:53,780
but then again, I'm happy,
'cause we're probably
400
00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:55,782
gonna be living together
in a mansion with a butler,
401
00:13:55,849 --> 00:13:58,338
playing video games,
not working ever!
402
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,383
Well, thank you guys so much.
And thank you for, like,
403
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,468
doing all this stuff
and giving me all my druthers.
404
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:06,325
I really appreciate it!
(both) Aah!
405
00:14:06,393 --> 00:14:09,561
Ahh ho ho ho!
Oh, that was awesome!
406
00:14:09,629 --> 00:14:11,630
- You're out of your mind.
- That was awesome!
407
00:14:11,698 --> 00:14:13,666
Hey... to Single Adam!
408
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,401
- Yay!
- Yeah!
409
00:14:15,468 --> 00:14:17,816
- I'll drink to that, dude.
- Signing off.
410
00:14:19,339 --> 00:14:20,639
Forever.
411
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,216
{pub}Wake up!
412
00:14:36,284 --> 00:14:39,219
You guys have been in here
for like six hours.
413
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:40,255
I need to be paid.
414
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,215
Ah... hey, what time is it?
415
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,591
It's 10:00 am.
416
00:14:43,857 --> 00:14:44,884
- Okay--no.
- What?
417
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,678
I gave you my credit card last night.
418
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,227
Yeah, you did, and you got declined.
419
00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:49,806
You're maxed out.
420
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,183
- So somebody owes me.
- You know what?
421
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,768
I owe you.
422
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,979
You owe me a lot
of money, actually, yeah.
423
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,689
What is your real name?
424
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,524
Why do you want to know that?
425
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,640
Because I need to go to that church
426
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,175
and tell my future girlfriend
427
00:15:03,243 --> 00:15:05,989
the name of the woman
I already cheated on her with.
428
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,013
What? No. Why would
you do that--don't do that.
429
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,492
No, I have to.
430
00:15:09,716 --> 00:15:11,516
I can't start this
new chapter of my life
431
00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:13,705
without being forgiven
for these past indiscretions.
432
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,749
Getting a lapper from her,
all those other lappers.
433
00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,460
Like so many lappers.
434
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,378
We've gotten so many lappers!
435
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,060
What are you talking about?
Don't be weird, dude.
436
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:23,394
Promise me you won't
ruin this for me.
437
00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:24,883
I'm trying to retire early, man.
438
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,997
That's a little selfish, Blake.
439
00:15:27,065 --> 00:15:29,846
But, yeah...
I promise.
440
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,473
I promise that I...
441
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,849
won't be late to the wedding.
442
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,559
- Come on, Ad--
- Adam--
443
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,935
- I can't--
- Don't push me!
444
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,575
- Just pay me.
- Oh... oh!
445
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:39,606
- Aah! Aah!
- Here it comes again!
446
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,858
- Aah!
- Aah!
447
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,943
It's not on anymore.
448
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,237
- Oh.
- Yeah.
449
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,353
[The Wedding March plays]
450
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:51,826
451
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:53,557
[muttering]
Yep.
452
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,024
Oh!
453
00:15:55,092 --> 00:15:57,499
Don't-- don't you do it!
454
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,529
Or do do it, but just wait
455
00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:01,336
till after the garter belt's
been tossed.
456
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,233
When am I gonna get paid?
457
00:16:03,301 --> 00:16:05,256
Jesus, Brooklyn, is stripping
just about money to you?
458
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,969
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry, guys,
459
00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:09,138
but you can't stop love!
460
00:16:09,205 --> 00:16:10,973
My whole entire family
fortune's in there!
461
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,055
- Adam, stop!
- Wait, wait--
462
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,576
No!
463
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,481
You're being totally selfish.
464
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:20,115
You guys just don't want
to see me happy!
465
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,484
And you don't even
understand relationships!
466
00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:22,851
Only me and Steve Harvey do!
467
00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:25,487
Dude, causing a friendship
family feud, dude--
468
00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:27,121
Steve Harvey would never do that!
469
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,890
No--ha ha ha ha!
470
00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,892
Adam! You get away from here.
471
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,527
Today's not about you, okay?
It's about two people--
472
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:35,245
The bride and the stud
who catches the garter belt!
473
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:37,899
Ow! Oh!
You back-upunctured me!
474
00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,801
And it didn't even hurt.
In fact...
475
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,751
It helped my hip.
476
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:43,878
Come on!
477
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,140
[organ music]
478
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,969
Stop stopping my love!
479
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,345
What the hell are you doing?
480
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,888
Oh, you just said hell!
481
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,716
We're in church, dude.
You're going to hell!
482
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,392
People say hell in churches
all the time--you just said it.
483
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,936
Hey! What's going on up there?
484
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,622
Um... ow!
485
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,189
- Hey, you okay, dude?
- Stop the wedding!
486
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,941
Stop the wedding!
Wait--
487
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,327
It is stopped!
488
00:17:06,394 --> 00:17:07,660
Now, will someone please tell me
489
00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:08,569
what the hell is going on up there?
490
00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:10,613
Ah ha... he just said hell.
491
00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:12,665
- Adam, you made it!
- Oh...
492
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:14,867
Mom, Dad, um, that's my date.
493
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,160
What it is.
494
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,328
You know this clown?
495
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,873
Mr. Winthrop,
496
00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:21,308
I would like...
497
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,775
to ask for your daughter's hand
498
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,002
in being my girlfriend.
499
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,586
[squeaky voice]
But...
500
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:28,114
before I do that,
I have to come clean
501
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:30,842
about some very dastardly
deeds that I have done.
502
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,519
I've gotta be real.
I've gotta be honest,
503
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,655
- and I've gotta be open...
- He doesn't.
504
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,890
- with everyone in the church!
- You don't, you don't.
505
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,893
- Stop!
- I got a lap job,
506
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:43,128
which is sort of like
a lap dance but more sexual,
507
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,605
by a girl named Brooklyn.
508
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:46,816
(Brooklyn)
Oh, that's me!
509
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,152
I'm Brooklyn.
I'm the stripper.
510
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,135
- But we did not have sex.
- We didn't--
511
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,637
- He couldn't get it hard.
- Okay, that's not--
512
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,639
Evidently, I'm having
a hard time getting hard
513
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,285
as of late, but I hope
your daughter changes that.
514
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:06,167
{pub}You wanna tell me what the hell
you're doing here?
515
00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:08,129
Sir, I need to let you know
516
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,506
that I did not get hard
during that lap dance
517
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:13,674
because the love for your daughter
518
00:18:13,741 --> 00:18:15,219
killed my boner.
519
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,472
Also, I once killed a turtle with--
520
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,380
- Stop talking.
- No, Daddy, Daddy.
521
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,282
That's my boyfriend Adam.
522
00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:24,896
- Boyfriend? [giggles]
- Yeah.
523
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,753
What is this about?
524
00:18:26,821 --> 00:18:28,955
Daddy, I'm just trying
to make you proud.
525
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,923
I mean, you were the one
that said I was confused
526
00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:32,491
when I said that I was a lesbian
527
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,947
and in love with Jackie,
and you wanted me to date guys,
528
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,229
so I picked a guy,
and this is my guy.
529
00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:39,744
- She picked me!
- Get over here.
530
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,163
- Get over here.
- Stop, stop, stop it!
531
00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:44,540
Stop it! Okay, okay,
you've made your point.
532
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,706
- Huh?
- If you like Jackie that much,
533
00:18:46,773 --> 00:18:49,587
then... be with Jackie.
534
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,077
Oh, God, thank you.
Thank you.
535
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:52,924
Please get off of me.
536
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,009
Jesus, that was gross.
537
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,094
Oh, she's being funny again.
538
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:58,717
That's why we love
Hillary--she's so funny,
539
00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:00,848
and for a woman, too.
540
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,308
(Jackie)
Oh, my God.
541
00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:03,622
It's not a comedy routine, dude.
542
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,728
You're a horrible person.
543
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:08,189
- I love you.
- I love you.
544
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,595
I love you.
I love you.
545
00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:11,562
They can be as miserable
as the rest of us.
546
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,736
Stop it.
Don't hit me with the bouquet.
547
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,613
I'm sorry--can we get back
to my wedding?
548
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,365
Oh, it's all about you, isn't it?
549
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,534
Okay, okay, you guys are outta here.
550
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,039
Great call.
Love where your head's at.
551
00:19:22,107 --> 00:19:24,174
I'm wondering if, before we get
the wheels really turning,
552
00:19:24,243 --> 00:19:26,666
you could throw out the...
[pat pat] garter belt?
553
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,709
No! Get out!
554
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,253
Totally.
I just... need it!
555
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,582
- No!
- Hey, hey, hey!
556
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:35,132
Daddy!
[overlapping shouting]
557
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:36,551
Get off!
Get off!
558
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,177
- Get off!
- Define lesbian!
559
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,556
You know what?
560
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:41,391
I think it worked out for the best.
561
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:44,027
I'm 25--I'm too young
to have my first girlfriend.
562
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,977
Yeah, you dodged a bullet, dude.
563
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:46,978
- Hello.
- What?
564
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,698
Still here.
Still need money
565
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:52,066
for all the...
lappers that we did.
566
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,669
- Yes, uh...
- All the lappers.
567
00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:56,112
And I still don't have any money.
568
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:59,142
Well, my friend is getting
married next weekend.
569
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:01,617
So maybe...
570
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,036
Oh! You... you want me
to go as your date
571
00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,371
as payment.
572
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,789
Yeah, of course!
573
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,374
- Yeah, that's smart.
- Sick!
574
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,043
Uh... not exactly.
575
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:14,122
[organ playing]
Hello, everyone, and welcome.
576
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,758
We are gathered here today
to celebrate...
577
00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:19,385
Ugh! Ughhh!
578
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,013
[women whooping]
579
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,066
Oh! Oh! The holy spirit
has taken over me!
580
00:20:25,134 --> 00:20:27,268
Oh! Oh!
581
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,271
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
582
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,565
Come on!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
583
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,075
I'm really bad.
I know I'm going to hell.
584
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:36,577
But I been told my dick's so good
585
00:20:36,645 --> 00:20:38,413
it gotta be goin' to heaven
586
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,324
Oh! Take my dick to heaven!
[women whooping]
587
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:45,138
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