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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,335 He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working. 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,387 He shakes his butt so you know his dick's working. 3 00:00:04,512 --> 00:00:05,770 He wags his dick like a doggy tail. 4 00:00:05,895 --> 00:00:07,106 - Ooh-ooh! - Okay, all right. 5 00:00:07,231 --> 00:00:08,374 He wags his dick like a doggy tail. 6 00:00:08,499 --> 00:00:09,574 - Just like a doggy tail. - Ooh-ooh! 7 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:10,608 Yeah. 8 00:00:10,733 --> 00:00:13,748 Oh! 9 00:00:13,873 --> 00:00:15,557 - Break it down, Derski. - Yeah! 10 00:00:15,723 --> 00:00:16,910 - My man is on fire. - Whoo! 11 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:19,144 Oh, that was a special shot. 12 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,325 Thank you. I'm a clutch player. 13 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:21,828 I think it's because Steve Kerr 14 00:00:21,953 --> 00:00:23,534 accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid. 15 00:00:23,659 --> 00:00:25,439 I was there for a signing and I think I got... 16 00:00:25,564 --> 00:00:26,860 It was like like Mike Ju-ju. 17 00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,442 I got some of his talent. 18 00:00:28,567 --> 00:00:30,714 Yeah, or whatever disease transfers through saliva. 19 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:34,253 Okay, people, on your right you will see the home 20 00:00:34,378 --> 00:00:37,693 of Hollywood's most beloved athlete, Pauly Shore. 21 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:41,625 Whoa, hey, come on, Mike, what's up? 22 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:42,960 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 23 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,295 - Pauly Shore lives around here? - No. 24 00:00:45,461 --> 00:00:47,641 I'm in the celebrity hot tub business now, baby. 25 00:00:47,766 --> 00:00:48,840 - Cool. - Whoo! 26 00:00:49,006 --> 00:00:50,759 - Cool. - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, 27 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,636 why are they taking pictures of us? 28 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,250 It's because I told them that you're Pauly Shore 29 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:56,181 and Adam is Robin Williams. 30 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,392 Um, I'm more of, like, a Mark Wahlberg type. 31 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,627 Okay. He has gained some weight, 32 00:01:00,752 --> 00:01:02,521 but, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg! 33 00:01:04,063 --> 00:01:05,107 All right, that's great. 34 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:06,900 - Hey, check this out too. - Sexy! 35 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,820 My driver, homeless Mike, he found us a delicious treat 36 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:12,541 in a dumpster behind Buca Di Beppo last night. 37 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:13,782 Lasagna. 38 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,882 Garbage lasagna. Very smart. 39 00:01:16,007 --> 00:01:17,411 - Yeah. - "Ingenus," even. 40 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,579 So every tour comes with a free lunch. 41 00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:21,157 - Sure. - Hey wait, a minute. 42 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,425 - Who's Ders supposed to be? - Oh, I'm good. 43 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:23,625 I'm glad you asked. 44 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:27,212 Anders is comedy God Michael Cera! 45 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:28,568 Nice. 46 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:30,215 - That's right. - I'm supposed to be 47 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:31,327 - Michael Cera? - I was gonna say Michael Cera. 48 00:01:31,632 --> 00:01:32,538 Yup. 49 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:33,940 - Would you like some? - Michael Cera? 50 00:01:34,065 --> 00:01:35,611 Come on, more like Michael Phelps. 51 00:01:35,736 --> 00:01:36,722 - Let's be real, here. - You're not Michael Phelps. 52 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,147 You're Michael Cera. 53 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:39,681 You don't even have a body like Phelps. 54 00:01:39,806 --> 00:01:41,149 I don't have the same body as Michael Phelps? 55 00:01:41,274 --> 00:01:42,584 - No, dude, you're weak. - Take it back. 56 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,554 - Take it back. - No, you have Mike Cera's, 57 00:01:44,679 --> 00:01:45,890 like, tiny little eyes 58 00:01:46,015 --> 00:01:47,899 and weak-ass chin, bro. You're Mike Cera. 59 00:01:48,065 --> 00:01:49,856 - Take it back. - No, hey! 60 00:01:51,526 --> 00:01:54,114 - Whoa! - Oh, my God! 61 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,608 Why you do that, Scott Pilgrim? 62 00:01:57,733 --> 00:01:58,744 Sorry. 63 00:02:01,954 --> 00:02:05,417 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 64 00:02:11,856 --> 00:02:13,268 - oh. - Hey, what do you guys say 65 00:02:13,393 --> 00:02:15,177 we turn this little beer run into a full-on 66 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,539 dining experience? I'm thinking cold beer 67 00:02:17,664 --> 00:02:19,389 and some chicken wings, huh? 68 00:02:19,555 --> 00:02:20,940 - Chicken wings. - I like it, that sounds good. 69 00:02:21,065 --> 00:02:22,768 - Yeah? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 70 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,479 We got a trio of tight-thicks at 11:00. 71 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,982 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Adam. 72 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,651 Okay, they're waving us over. I'm gonna get in there, 73 00:02:29,776 --> 00:02:31,860 pick-up artist style, and start dropping some heavy negs. 74 00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:33,585 - Great idea, great idea. - Okay, yeah, yeah. 75 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:35,386 Adam, Adam, why are you... Why are you walking like that? 76 00:02:35,511 --> 00:02:37,153 'Cause I'm walking like I have a gigantic one, 77 00:02:37,278 --> 00:02:38,888 and you guys should, too. Hey. 78 00:02:39,013 --> 00:02:40,035 Hey, what's up, pigs? 79 00:02:40,201 --> 00:02:43,705 Um, hi. Will you guys get us some beer? 80 00:02:43,871 --> 00:02:45,261 Why, are you too stupid to buy it yourselves? 81 00:02:45,386 --> 00:02:47,000 Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 82 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,585 You guys look dumb. 83 00:02:48,891 --> 00:02:50,212 No, we're 19. 84 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:53,048 - Okay, that's underage, okay. - What? 85 00:02:56,229 --> 00:02:58,512 I've got a big dick. It's huge. 86 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,309 Down there. It's scary. 87 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:01,848 That's why I was walking funny earlier, 88 00:03:02,014 --> 00:03:03,850 it's because it hurts to walk. 89 00:03:04,070 --> 00:03:05,346 My thighs just smash it, 90 00:03:05,471 --> 00:03:06,603 - and it's very painful. - Yup. 91 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,417 Okay, um... 92 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:09,940 There's a huge party at our dorm. 93 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:10,887 Yeah, I know. I heard about that. 94 00:03:11,012 --> 00:03:12,055 - Yeah? - I did. 95 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,568 - Yeah. - Surprised us, right? 96 00:03:13,816 --> 00:03:15,492 Ah, we're supposed to bring all the beer, 97 00:03:15,617 --> 00:03:18,448 so if we give you some money, will you buy it for us? 98 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:21,118 Oh, little ladies, that would be our pleasure. 99 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:22,968 And trust me, I'm big on pleasure. 100 00:03:23,093 --> 00:03:24,663 Probably too big for your little [Bleep]. 101 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,005 [Bleep] Midgets. 102 00:03:28,130 --> 00:03:29,806 Ders, how about you give 103 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:31,962 this dump truck of a girl her money back. 104 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,543 - Okay. Sorry. - Uh, I don't get it. 105 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:36,508 You wouldn't, not with your tiny brain. 106 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:41,221 Why buy all the beer, when we can steal all the beer? 107 00:03:43,848 --> 00:03:45,524 That would be epic. 108 00:03:45,649 --> 00:03:47,656 - It would be, right? - That's why he said it, stupid. 109 00:03:47,781 --> 00:03:49,560 Okay, we've got to talk. We'll be right back. 110 00:03:49,685 --> 00:03:52,357 - See you guys in a few. - Maybe ease up a little bit. 111 00:03:52,589 --> 00:03:54,033 Dude, I love what a dangerous 112 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:55,335 hornball you're being right now! 113 00:03:55,460 --> 00:03:57,070 Being a frickin' hornball right now. 114 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,038 - You're so horny. - Okay, we're gonna go steal 115 00:03:58,163 --> 00:03:59,807 - all the beer... - Yeah. 116 00:03:59,932 --> 00:04:01,142 And you keep seducing their 19-year-old little brains. 117 00:04:01,267 --> 00:04:02,476 - Yes. - Their dumb little brains. 118 00:04:02,601 --> 00:04:04,777 Yes, okay. 119 00:04:04,902 --> 00:04:06,147 Don't do that, though. 120 00:04:06,272 --> 00:04:08,451 Just do my walking with a big dick idea, okay? 121 00:04:08,576 --> 00:04:09,752 M gonna do, like, a... 122 00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:11,051 Yeah, dude, just walk with a big dick. 123 00:04:11,176 --> 00:04:12,418 All right. Okay, I will. 124 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:13,653 Don't do the gun thing. 125 00:04:13,778 --> 00:04:14,788 Don't do the gun thing. 126 00:04:14,913 --> 00:04:16,258 - Yo, what are we doing? - Oh, ho! 127 00:04:16,383 --> 00:04:17,560 You looked that way, you [Bleep] dummy. 128 00:04:17,685 --> 00:04:19,755 I'm back, I'm back. 129 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:21,428 Come on, come on. 130 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,865 - What are we doing, man? - What do you mean? 131 00:04:22,990 --> 00:04:24,566 What do you mean? We're stealing beer. 132 00:04:24,691 --> 00:04:26,133 We're gonna make those chicks horny by doing, like, 133 00:04:26,258 --> 00:04:28,351 some dangerous Lorenzo lamas-type stuff, right? 134 00:04:28,626 --> 00:04:29,702 Come on, dude, stealing beer? 135 00:04:29,827 --> 00:04:31,538 That's not gonna make chicks horny, dude. 136 00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:33,141 Yeah, but what do you know about being horny, hmm? 137 00:04:33,266 --> 00:04:35,817 You're like the least horniest dude in our whole dude crew. 138 00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:38,478 Are you kidding me? 139 00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:40,655 I am not the least horn... What about Ders? 140 00:04:40,821 --> 00:04:41,915 Ders is a whole ball of horns. 141 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,417 And, me, it's like... 142 00:04:43,542 --> 00:04:45,368 It's sad what I'll go through to get some. 143 00:04:45,534 --> 00:04:47,690 Like, my dick, just when I ejaculate, 144 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:50,415 I just ejaculate tears, because that's how sad it makes me. 145 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:51,958 - Your dick is crying? - My dick cries. 146 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:53,162 And your dick doesn't do anything. 147 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:54,429 - Okay. - Your dick just lays 148 00:04:54,554 --> 00:04:55,831 to one side, all... All just apathetic. 149 00:04:55,956 --> 00:04:57,047 Uh, no. 150 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,882 Okay, well, that is not true. 151 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,935 What is the horniest, most perverted thing 152 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:04,095 that you would do for the orange-haired girl out there? 153 00:05:04,261 --> 00:05:05,673 - Well, I'm already... - Mm... 154 00:05:05,798 --> 00:05:08,016 I'm already smelling her hair. I'm... 155 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,511 Okay, I don't know, exactly. 156 00:05:09,636 --> 00:05:11,353 I'd probably... I'd take her to France, 157 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,615 and we'd, uh... We would ride bicycles, 158 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:16,548 and afterwards maybe I'd steal a smooch or two. 159 00:05:16,673 --> 00:05:18,568 I'd give her a kiss, man. 160 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:22,030 You are a sad sack of [Bleep]. 161 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:23,460 What do you want me to say? 162 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:24,991 What, I'll fist her or something, man? 163 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:26,629 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Just say I want to, like, 164 00:05:26,754 --> 00:05:28,500 - stick my whole arm up there. - Oh, come... oh, come on. 165 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:30,002 Well what if I tie all three of them up and start slapping 166 00:05:30,127 --> 00:05:31,869 'em around and frickin' burn them with a... 167 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,436 Well, don't be a psychopath. You don't have to do that. 168 00:05:33,561 --> 00:05:35,502 - I just... - Have normal sex with them. 169 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,212 Then I'm gonna [Bleep] her, probably. 170 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:38,846 Oh, you... probably. Why'd you throw 171 00:05:38,971 --> 00:05:40,648 the "probably" in there? That doesn't even seem like a... 172 00:05:40,773 --> 00:05:41,949 Because I don't know if she's gonna let me. 173 00:05:42,074 --> 00:05:43,349 - I'm not gonna, you know... - Okay. 174 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:44,917 - Come on, man. - Just help me steal some beer. 175 00:05:45,042 --> 00:05:45,887 All right, fine. Let's steal the beer, all right? 176 00:05:46,176 --> 00:05:48,552 Yo, psst, come on! 177 00:05:48,677 --> 00:05:49,787 - He's hand signaling. - Hey, my man, my man. 178 00:05:49,912 --> 00:05:51,523 What... what that be? What is that? 179 00:05:51,648 --> 00:05:52,959 He's... he's hand signal... Hide, hide, hide! 180 00:05:53,084 --> 00:05:54,104 What up, man? 181 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:58,024 Stay up. 182 00:05:58,190 --> 00:05:59,735 - Shoot! - Oh, no, no, no, no! 183 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,111 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 184 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,363 I'm pretty sure that plan sucked. 185 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,474 You're pretty sure? Well, I'm pretty sure... 186 00:06:04,599 --> 00:06:05,740 - Yeah. - You suck, okay? 187 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:06,950 Because my friends are geniuses. 188 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,544 They're probably devising a plan 189 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,120 to steal the beer from the inside of the truck. 190 00:06:10,286 --> 00:06:12,372 But since it seems like it's driving away... 191 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,181 So we should follow it, all right? 192 00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:15,616 Let's not be stupid and show up to a dorm party without beer. 193 00:06:15,741 --> 00:06:17,552 Come with me. We'll get the beer. 194 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:18,378 We've got to get the beer. Come on, let's go! 195 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,956 Thank you. Here we go. 196 00:06:20,081 --> 00:06:21,191 Move those big asses. 197 00:06:21,316 --> 00:06:23,192 - Get it! - There you go! You got it! 198 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,225 - Whoa, okay, all right. - Look! Yes! 199 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:27,095 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so, uh... 200 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:28,730 - What do we do now? - We're gonna grab as many beers 201 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,122 as we can, and then we're gonna jump. 202 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:31,498 - Okay. - Okay? 203 00:06:31,623 --> 00:06:32,732 Yeah, yeah, uh,. 204 00:06:32,857 --> 00:06:34,101 - It doesn't seem... - Here we go. 205 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,571 - Oh, hey, hey, hey! - Yo, what's up? 206 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,007 - Yo, what's up? - Let me get a beer, man. 207 00:06:37,132 --> 00:06:38,398 These girls are getting restless. 208 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,399 Okay, on it. 209 00:06:41,766 --> 00:06:44,029 Hey, orange, take the wheel. 210 00:06:45,265 --> 00:06:46,142 Oh! 211 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,012 - All right! - Yeah! 212 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,826 - You're good with your hands. - That's awesome. 213 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,787 Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg, you frickin' whale. 214 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:54,706 - I want one. - Me too. 215 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:56,499 Okay, we need more beers. More beers! 216 00:06:56,665 --> 00:06:59,669 - Yeah, uh, what if we, um... - Okay. 217 00:06:59,835 --> 00:07:01,589 Get, like, a grappling hook and, like, ballet shoes 218 00:07:01,714 --> 00:07:03,791 and kind of like man on a wire it over there? 219 00:07:03,916 --> 00:07:05,594 - Yeah, I'm just gonna throw it. - Huh? 220 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:06,761 There we go. 221 00:07:08,287 --> 00:07:09,297 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Adam, what are you doing, man? 222 00:07:09,422 --> 00:07:10,798 You're gonna cause an accident. 223 00:07:10,923 --> 00:07:12,166 You need to stop worrying and start tossing, man, 224 00:07:12,291 --> 00:07:13,501 'cause when this works, 225 00:07:13,626 --> 00:07:15,203 we're gonna be partying all night, dude. 226 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,395 I know, about the sex and stuff, I'm just saying, man... 227 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:19,397 Bring the 'Vo as close as possible. 228 00:07:19,563 --> 00:07:21,775 Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. 229 00:07:26,971 --> 00:07:28,990 Blake, we're jumping to the 'Vo. 230 00:07:29,156 --> 00:07:31,409 And I know you're scared right now, man, 231 00:07:31,575 --> 00:07:32,820 but the blood that's pumping through your veins, 232 00:07:32,945 --> 00:07:34,787 I need it pumping through your dick! 233 00:07:34,912 --> 00:07:36,414 I need you horny, Blake! 234 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:37,826 Okay, well, here's the deal about that. 235 00:07:37,951 --> 00:07:39,994 Uh, I just... I don't know if... 236 00:07:40,119 --> 00:07:41,002 Life, man. 237 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:43,254 What a ride! 238 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,259 Yeah, that's cool, right? 239 00:07:48,425 --> 00:07:49,386 That's good [Bleep]. 240 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,637 Okay, throw me a case, man. 241 00:07:50,866 --> 00:07:51,842 - Whoo! - Cool, right? 242 00:07:51,967 --> 00:07:54,011 It's what we do. 243 00:07:54,136 --> 00:07:55,248 Oh! Oh! 244 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:57,102 - Here we go. - I got it, I got it. 245 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,684 No, no, no, no, no. 246 00:07:58,809 --> 00:07:59,951 - Unh! - Oh! 247 00:08:00,076 --> 00:08:01,053 - Yeah, yeah. - Here, right down there. 248 00:08:01,178 --> 00:08:02,523 All right. 249 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,257 Whoa, whoa! 250 00:08:04,382 --> 00:08:07,161 Oh, my God! 251 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:08,363 All, right, all right. 252 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:10,267 Uh, maybe it's time for a new plan. 253 00:08:10,392 --> 00:08:12,201 You're right, mission abort. We've got enough beer. 254 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,302 Okay, now, hurry up and jump. Let's bang these chicks. 255 00:08:15,427 --> 00:08:16,868 - Come on. - Yeah. 256 00:08:16,993 --> 00:08:18,834 Hey, hey, whoa, come on, man, watch the hood! 257 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,041 It's still my car! 258 00:08:20,207 --> 00:08:21,334 - Sorry. Come on! - Yeah, yeah. 259 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,837 - Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah! - Yeah. 260 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,375 Here we go. Here we g... 261 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,209 - Nope, nope, no, no. - What? 262 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,883 - Uh-uh, I'm not gonna make it. - Come on! 263 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:30,677 What do you mean? Just get horny! 264 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,145 I can't. Okay? 265 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:35,849 I'm just... I'm not that horny. 266 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,018 Oh, farts! 267 00:08:55,428 --> 00:08:56,806 Okay, not good, not good. 268 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:58,844 Not bad, you know, not bad. It's whatever. 269 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:05,088 - Where are we? - This is so ghetto. 270 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:07,172 This is ghetto? You're ghetto. 271 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,759 What's with your hair? It's all wet. 272 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:09,927 You'd actually be the hottest one in the three 273 00:09:10,052 --> 00:09:11,229 if it was normal. 274 00:09:11,354 --> 00:09:12,802 Ah, Haley, we're missing the pre-game. 275 00:09:13,022 --> 00:09:14,366 I know, this sucks. 276 00:09:14,491 --> 00:09:16,681 I'm gonna call an uber to send a car for us. 277 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,850 Wait, no, no, don't... Don't call anybody, 278 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,394 okay, because I'm here and I'm fun and I've got two 279 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,375 bad boys for life inside the building ready 280 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,744 to come outside of the building and take your dorm party 281 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,442 to the next level, into the stratosphere, 282 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,015 which is a science term you'd know about 283 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,321 if you were smart, but you're girls or whatever. 284 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,155 So I'm gonna call them. 285 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,450 You know, put on makeup or something, please. 286 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,357 We're gonna get shot. I swear to God. 287 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:40,997 - They're sending us a car. - Mm. 288 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:45,362 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 289 00:09:45,487 --> 00:09:48,922 Yo. 290 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,430 Yo, what is going on in there? 291 00:09:50,555 --> 00:09:52,217 Guys, like, these chicks are trying to bail. 292 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,898 Don't let them go, 293 00:09:54,023 --> 00:09:55,386 'cause we're in a frickin' brewery right now. 294 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,000 We're gonna find the mother lode 295 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,868 and then it's gonna be a straight up dorm day situation, 296 00:09:58,993 --> 00:10:01,169 like that porno site where, like, the porno girls 297 00:10:01,294 --> 00:10:02,894 come and do, like, the dorm and then all... 298 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,270 Oh, shh, hide! 299 00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:06,599 - Shh. - Gotta go, gotta go. 300 00:10:08,968 --> 00:10:11,477 Okay. 301 00:10:11,602 --> 00:10:13,112 Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, check it. 302 00:10:15,107 --> 00:10:16,250 I guess my dudes are about 303 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:20,286 to roll out here with infinity beers. 304 00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,490 Well, they'd better hurry, 305 00:10:22,615 --> 00:10:25,027 'cause you've got 20 minutes. 306 00:10:25,152 --> 00:10:26,292 And you've got orange hair. 307 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:27,669 - Yeah. - Fire snatch! 308 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,070 {pub}Gah. 309 00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:39,172 God damn it, man. We're never gonna get over 310 00:10:39,297 --> 00:10:40,723 that gate without getting busted, dude. 311 00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:42,880 - What? - If you weren't so blinded 312 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:44,915 by your stupid horniness, we'd be on the roof 313 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:48,118 drinking beer and smashing cheeseburger big bites. 314 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:49,524 Look around you, dude. 315 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:50,788 It's wall-to-wall beer, man. 316 00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:52,902 Okay, so how about we quit obsessing 317 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,325 about, like, minor details and start stealing beer 318 00:10:55,450 --> 00:10:56,739 like real horny men do. 319 00:10:57,152 --> 00:10:58,128 What's this? 320 00:10:58,253 --> 00:10:59,963 - Oh, what are you... - Look at this. 321 00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:02,397 Oh, that looks good. That looks really, really good. 322 00:11:02,522 --> 00:11:04,400 - Here's yours. - Yeah, thanks, thanks. 323 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,165 - Ooh. - Oh, mama. 324 00:11:06,331 --> 00:11:08,459 Whoo, mother's milk. 325 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,919 Yeah, I needed that. 326 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:11,106 - Okay, okay, I'm back. - Oh, that's good. 327 00:11:11,231 --> 00:11:12,505 Then what are you thinking? 328 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,545 We grab a couple cases, put 'em on a forklift, 329 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:17,415 blaze out of here, just go right through the front door. 330 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:19,512 Oh, no. 331 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:23,083 We are gonna steal 106 gallons of ice cold beer, baby, 332 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:25,686 and basically turn those chicks into our sex slaves 333 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,922 until they turn 23, when chicks go rotten. 334 00:11:28,047 --> 00:11:29,858 I-I... dude, I love where your head's at, 335 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:31,159 but that's impossible, all right? 336 00:11:31,284 --> 00:11:33,568 You can't transport that much liquid. 337 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,612 I'm one step ahead of you, "B's." 338 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,131 I'm guessing you guys are pretty bad at kissing, 339 00:11:37,256 --> 00:11:38,499 but I'm willing to give a lesson... 340 00:11:38,624 --> 00:11:41,534 Did somebody order 600 gallons of beer transpo? 341 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,244 - Whoo! - He's... I don't... uh... 342 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:45,079 - What is that? - What are you doing? 343 00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,144 We're stealing all the beer, Ders! 344 00:11:48,269 --> 00:11:49,542 - God, damn it. - All right. 345 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,252 I know him, so... 346 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,051 Don't worry. I took her through a car wash. 347 00:11:53,176 --> 00:11:54,217 She's so clean you could eat 348 00:11:54,342 --> 00:11:56,007 - beer off of it, baby. - Cool, cool. 349 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,419 - Man, give me a hug, man. - What? No. 350 00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:58,586 What's going on down here? What is that? 351 00:11:58,711 --> 00:11:59,969 Oh, this is an adult diaper. 352 00:12:00,245 --> 00:12:03,257 - Why are you wearing a diaper? - Dude, the bad Buca. 353 00:12:03,382 --> 00:12:04,425 It turns out you can't trust dumpster lasagna 354 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:05,642 like you used to. 355 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,101 It tore my insides up and now 356 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:08,600 I've got poo-poo leaking down my butt crack. 357 00:12:08,725 --> 00:12:09,633 Stop it! He's... he's playing. 358 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,401 He's joking. 359 00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:14,937 He's Karl and he's actually a wall street guy, so... 360 00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:17,987 So then why does Karl drive that nasty van? 361 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:21,449 Oh, my goodness, you have incredibly delicate shoulders. 362 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,700 - Has anyone ever told you that? - Stop it. 363 00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:24,327 Thank you. 364 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,381 Now, there's that smile that makes me want 365 00:12:25,506 --> 00:12:26,663 to be a better man. 366 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,575 Right, right, but... 367 00:12:27,871 --> 00:12:29,522 Whoa. 368 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:30,590 Here, take it. 369 00:12:30,874 --> 00:12:32,092 - Take it. - Here we go! 370 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:33,461 - Here we go. - Game on, game on. 371 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:36,089 Game time. 372 00:12:37,593 --> 00:12:38,508 Hit it, Beezer! 373 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,971 Cool. 374 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,140 I forget which animal we settled on, but, he's got it. 375 00:12:46,306 --> 00:12:48,309 Oh, my God, we're stealing that much beer? 376 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,667 Oh, yeah. We're flowing, bro. 377 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,937 We're flowing! 378 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,511 - Yeah, there we go. - Yo, got mugs. 379 00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:54,023 Stole them from the salvation army. 380 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:55,615 - Didn't even pay for them. - Oh. 381 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,319 Ma'am, this one is for you. And this one fits you. 382 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,720 So, like, I guess we hooked you guys up, 383 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:02,240 and you won't be going anywhere. Holler if you hear me. 384 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,724 Uh, not really. 385 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:05,125 This is gonna take forever to fill up, 386 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,203 and we're already missing the party. 387 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,132 Mm, yeah, okay. 388 00:13:09,257 --> 00:13:11,874 How about you shut up and don't look at me right now? 389 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,174 - Damn. - Why would you miss a party? 390 00:13:14,299 --> 00:13:15,407 We were supposed to bring all the beer. 391 00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:16,408 Ders. 392 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,844 Yo, watch them like a hawk, 393 00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:19,248 or like an eagle, whatever has the best eyes. 394 00:13:19,373 --> 00:13:20,549 - Yeah. - I'm gonna tell Blake to turn 395 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:21,651 this bitch up full speed and we're gonna 396 00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:23,177 be having an orgy within an hour. 397 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,853 Yes! Yeah. 398 00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:27,455 Dude, if I could hug you, I would. 399 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,214 Anders, save it for the orgy. 400 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:33,626 Yo, Blake! 401 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,361 We've got to turn this bitch up to "party," man. 402 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:36,730 It's not coming out quick enough. 403 00:13:36,855 --> 00:13:38,201 Whoa, hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. 404 00:13:38,326 --> 00:13:40,037 Don't mess with that, man. Come on, hey. 405 00:13:40,162 --> 00:13:41,006 - Hey, plumbing is a science. - What are you doing? 406 00:13:41,131 --> 00:13:42,309 Don't mess with it. 407 00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,212 Yeah, well, you know what else is a science? 408 00:13:44,337 --> 00:13:46,249 Reverse cowgirl, man, and that's not even something that 409 00:13:46,374 --> 00:13:47,618 you would understand because you haven't had sex for, like, 410 00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,656 I don't know, how many months? How many months? 411 00:13:49,781 --> 00:13:51,080 - Should I stop... - Stop. 412 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:52,707 Okay, look, man, I'm just asking you, 413 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,876 as a friend, don't mess with my flow, bro. 414 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:56,631 Well, it's not about the friendship, Blake, 415 00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,800 because as the old saying goes, 416 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,798 "it's hos before bros." 417 00:14:00,964 --> 00:14:02,239 Well, I think... No, are you drunk, man, 418 00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:03,801 off your own? 419 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,470 You've gone dumb! 420 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:06,746 Is semen backing up 421 00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:08,415 - and clogging your brain? - Yo, give me a... 422 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,391 Come on, you're too horny, Adam, knock it off! 423 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,151 I'm the perfect amount of horny... oh! 424 00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:14,621 Oh, look what you've gone and done now, Adam. 425 00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:17,356 Yeah, well, that's partially your... if you would've just 426 00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:18,754 done it from the beginning, then this wouldn't have happened. 427 00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:20,656 You and your semen-filled brain, you [Bleep]. 428 00:14:20,781 --> 00:14:22,236 You sprung a leak, man. 429 00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,096 - We're hemorrhaging beer. - Plug 'er up! 430 00:14:24,221 --> 00:14:27,067 We've got a robbery in progress, main brew house. 431 00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:28,702 Oh, no. Oh, no... 432 00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,119 Oh, no, Karl, are you okay, baby? 433 00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,104 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 434 00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,832 It's just my guts. They're rotting. 435 00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:36,444 "Baby"? It was... wait, everyone's 436 00:14:36,569 --> 00:14:38,127 calling him "baby," now? What's my pet name? 437 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:39,253 "Beer bitch." 438 00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,464 Beer bitch? I don't get it. 439 00:14:41,704 --> 00:14:43,257 Grab me another beer, bitch. 440 00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,802 Okay, got it. Now I get it. 441 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:47,512 That was so funny, Kim. 442 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,688 - Thank you. - That was great. 443 00:14:49,813 --> 00:14:51,758 - Karl, we've got a problem. - Yeah? 444 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,309 This thing ain't pumping beer no more. 445 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,829 Well, then let's get in there and make it pump 446 00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:57,666 - no more beer a little bit more. - What? 447 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,437 Okay, I'm gonna give you a boost, I think. 448 00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:01,067 Okay. 449 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,810 Guys, our uber will be here in 10 minutes, 450 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,738 and if it gets here before the beer does, we're out of here. 451 00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:07,014 - Okay, okay. - All right, let's go. 452 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,534 - One, two, three... - Go! 453 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,327 Hold on. You've got to let go. 454 00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,688 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm falling, dude. 455 00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:13,754 No, I'll get you through. Ready? 456 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,422 One, two, three, go. 457 00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:16,499 - Yeah, baby. - I'm in. 458 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,428 - Stop, what are... - No, I'm plugging. 459 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,764 Okay, you know what? Just turn it off, man. 460 00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:23,566 We're not gonna turn it off, man, because we're trying 461 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:26,235 to get it going for the chicks. The flow needs to get going! 462 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:27,737 Somebody has to plug the dike with their mouth. 463 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:31,173 Hopefully that's not the last time I say that, right? 464 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:32,557 This is a little more important. 465 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,673 - So just... - Oh, Blake... 466 00:15:33,798 --> 00:15:35,376 You know what? Just go ahead. 467 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,945 - You're just not horny enough. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 468 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,582 You're gonna just have to kiss giving the girls 469 00:15:38,707 --> 00:15:42,053 a good night kiss good-bye, good-bye. 470 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:45,528 I'll see you on the other side. 471 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,958 - For poon! - What does that even mean? 472 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,126 - Oh, [Bleep]! - What does that even mean? 473 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:49,494 - Ow! - Don't, man. 474 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:51,197 You're gonna drink yourself to death. 475 00:15:51,322 --> 00:15:53,619 You'll get too drunk, if that's a real thing. 476 00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:02,408 {pub}Hold on. 477 00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,174 You guys get the fat kid, I'll corner the girl. 478 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,716 The party's over, boys! 479 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,011 Security, security, come on! 480 00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:09,443 Come on, come on, Adam, Adam. 481 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:10,845 Ah, come on, leave him alone! 482 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,615 Oh, you want some of what he's getting? 483 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,251 All right, dude, you're just a rent-a-cop, chill. 484 00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:20,217 - Somebody order a bear? - Oh! 485 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,562 Whoa! Thanks, Ders. 486 00:16:24,687 --> 00:16:25,763 Yeah. 487 00:16:25,888 --> 00:16:27,365 I meant to say "beer," but I just said, "bear." 488 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:28,821 I don't think it matters, though. 489 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:29,935 Here. 490 00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,103 Oh! 491 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:34,785 Yeah! 492 00:16:34,951 --> 00:16:36,130 Come on, let's go, big man! 493 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,789 Let's go, guys, follow me! 494 00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,744 - Grab him! - Oh, man, the dumpster lasagna, 495 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,127 it's dropping a level, I think I'm gonna butt barf, you guys. 496 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,416 We're almost there! 497 00:16:44,541 --> 00:16:45,751 It's happening. 498 00:16:45,876 --> 00:16:48,049 It's so hot. It's impossibly hot. 499 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,359 Wait, we can't leave a dude behind! 500 00:16:49,484 --> 00:16:50,727 - Oh! - What are you talking about? 501 00:16:50,852 --> 00:16:51,894 Do you smell what his butt is cooking? 502 00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:53,094 - It stinks. - Up here! 503 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,221 Fly, you dudes. 504 00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:55,473 Fly! 505 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,596 Oh, I smell it all the way to here. 506 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:57,864 Whoo! 507 00:16:57,989 --> 00:16:59,268 - Oh, snap. - Okay, careful, careful. 508 00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,811 Oh, whoa, whoa. 509 00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,355 I love you, guys! 510 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,036 I love kissing those chicks, and I love D.Q. Blizzards. 511 00:17:05,161 --> 00:17:06,859 - Stop it. - Let's go to D.Q. 512 00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,941 Uh, I think we should probably back up. 513 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,576 It looks like they're gonna fall on us. 514 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:12,011 I'm gonna kiss you on the nape of your neck, girl. 515 00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:13,377 - Yeah, yeah. - That's right here. 516 00:17:13,502 --> 00:17:14,784 - It's the sensual part. - Yeah. 517 00:17:15,037 --> 00:17:15,947 A little late, guys. 518 00:17:16,072 --> 00:17:18,412 Our car is basically here. 519 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,020 Okay, damn it, damn it, we've got to get down there right now. 520 00:17:20,288 --> 00:17:21,622 Then we've got to jump in the beer. 521 00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:23,584 That's the only way we're gonna survive. 522 00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:25,711 Adam, we jump in the beer, we ruin the beer, no chicks. 523 00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:27,129 Oh, yeah. 524 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,798 Then we've got to jump in the street. 525 00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,105 Are you kidding, Blake? It's too high. 526 00:17:31,230 --> 00:17:33,469 And I'm just too horny. 527 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,878 - I'm too horny! - Yeah! 528 00:17:36,003 --> 00:17:38,224 Oh, my God! 529 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,147 Oh! I broke a bone, 530 00:17:41,272 --> 00:17:44,355 but I grew a boner. Who's next? 531 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:46,774 Horny! 532 00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:49,026 Oh, my God! 533 00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:50,390 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. 534 00:17:50,515 --> 00:17:52,697 - What is going on? - Got a bad break. 535 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:53,861 So, we're doing this, huh? 536 00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:55,449 Right on. 537 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,200 I do it all for the nookie! 538 00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:03,909 We did it, girls. We got you beer. 539 00:18:04,034 --> 00:18:05,676 So much. So much beer. 540 00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,248 We could've jumped into it, but we didn't, you know? 541 00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:10,965 So let's go get some ice and party. 542 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,450 - That is so crazy. - Yeah. 543 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:14,552 It was, like, Steve-O hot. 544 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,151 I've been told I look like party boy. 545 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,055 - You do, dude. - Geronimo! 546 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,248 - Don't! Don't do it! - No, don't jump! 547 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,017 - No! - Don't do it! 548 00:18:23,952 --> 00:18:26,188 No, no, oh, no! 549 00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,816 - Ew, wha... - I'm all good. 550 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,569 That is so gross. Karl, you ruined everything. 551 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:32,987 Yeah, there's poop in his diaper. 552 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,169 Yeah, I pooped. 553 00:18:34,294 --> 00:18:35,261 All my poop came out of my diaper. 554 00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:36,971 - Ugh, let's go. - Ew. 555 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,076 No, no, no, no, wait, wait. I'm so horny now. 556 00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:40,369 Your butt, your boobs, 557 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,747 your mouth, it makes me so horny. 558 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,079 Yeah. I'm sorry I was being mean. 559 00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:45,346 You're obviously three beautiful girls. 560 00:18:45,471 --> 00:18:47,314 I was just negging you, you know? 561 00:18:47,439 --> 00:18:48,682 You're probably too stupid to realize it. 562 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,296 - See, that was another neg. - Yeah. 563 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,652 Yeah, like the game is from, like, 10 years ago. 564 00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:54,341 That crap doesn't work anymore. 565 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,591 - No, it works. - It works. 566 00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:56,993 We wanted to party with you guys, 567 00:18:57,118 --> 00:18:58,358 but now we're missing our own party 568 00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:00,097 and we still don't have any beer. 569 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,724 - We can go buy you some. - Yeah. 570 00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,131 Too late. 571 00:19:03,256 --> 00:19:05,102 No, no, no, wait! 572 00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:06,468 Oh, come on! 573 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,703 Oh, please! 574 00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:12,001 Good evening. I have a pickup for Haley. 575 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:13,236 Yeah, that's me. 576 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,703 - Please! - I swear to God, 577 00:19:14,828 --> 00:19:16,037 I will throw my dick at you. 578 00:19:16,162 --> 00:19:17,490 Hey, guys! 579 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,950 Come on in. The beer feels fine. 580 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:29,826 {pub}Go! 581 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,093 I was adjusting the gun. 582 00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:32,161 I was adjusting my gun. 583 00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:33,662 Oh, oh! And we've got a winner. 584 00:19:33,787 --> 00:19:35,431 - Ah! - We have a clear winner. 585 00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:37,000 Whoo! Whoo. 586 00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,235 That doesn't seem fair. 587 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,369 - Who needs a pain killer? - Oh, yeah. 588 00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:40,437 Oh, daddy does. 589 00:19:40,562 --> 00:19:41,674 - Coming at you. - Thirsty. 590 00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:43,076 - Let me get one. - Over the top. 591 00:19:43,201 --> 00:19:45,346 Ooh, just what the doctor ordered. 592 00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:46,446 - Ooh, mama. - Whoo! 593 00:19:46,571 --> 00:19:47,895 Yum, yum, yum, hey. 594 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:50,016 If you look on the bright side, you know, 595 00:19:50,141 --> 00:19:51,953 one in three girls have chlamydia anyway, 596 00:19:52,078 --> 00:19:54,089 so we really did dodge a dick bullet. 597 00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:55,622 At the same time, though, it might have been worth it. 598 00:19:55,747 --> 00:19:56,946 Probably would have been worth it. 599 00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:58,024 Right? Because what is chlamydia 600 00:19:58,149 --> 00:19:59,594 when you think about it? 601 00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:01,700 - Just a long word. - Yeah. 602 00:20:02,022 --> 00:20:04,453 I'm proud of you, blazer. Finally horned out. 603 00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:06,436 You were a big time horny perv ball back there. 604 00:20:06,561 --> 00:20:07,870 - Yeah. - What can I say, man? 605 00:20:07,995 --> 00:20:09,237 - Very proud of you. - Still rocking a bone. 606 00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:10,670 Oh! 607 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:11,961 I'll give you my Brazzers account. 608 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,110 - Get out of here. - Yeah, I am. 609 00:20:14,235 --> 00:20:15,946 - That's something I'm gonna do. - That's the highest honor. 610 00:20:16,071 --> 00:20:17,047 Okay, well, you guys aren't gonna see me for awhile. 611 00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:18,480 Ladies and gentlemen, 612 00:20:18,605 --> 00:20:20,247 take a look out of the right hand side of the hot tub 613 00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:23,013 and you're probably gonna see some Hollywood royalty. 614 00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:25,432 Ooh! Come on, man. 615 00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,919 All right. 616 00:20:27,044 --> 00:20:29,054 Let's give a big round of applause 617 00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:31,313 for academy award winner, Robin Williams. 618 00:20:31,549 --> 00:20:33,093 Oh! 619 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:35,776 It was a run-by fruiting! 620 00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:38,154 And another big wave to 621 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,697 academy award winner, Pauly Shore. 622 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,492 Wheezing the juice! 623 00:20:46,128 --> 00:20:48,497 And, um... 624 00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:49,944 Bradley Cooper! 625 00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:51,208 Oh, yeah! 626 00:20:51,374 --> 00:20:54,338 I accept that. Welcome to our land. 627 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:58,465 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 628 00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:03,065 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46168

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