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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,083 --> 00:00:02,993 Motherfucking wizards never die 2 00:00:03,118 --> 00:00:04,745 - Cool. - We look cool. 3 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:06,456 - Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing? 4 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:08,449 - Sorry. It's work. - Nothing. 5 00:00:08,574 --> 00:00:10,119 Why would we even be doing anything? 6 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,637 I thought you were watching porn or whatever. 7 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,253 - Wow. - Ew. What? 8 00:00:13,378 --> 00:00:15,231 Like naked stuff? Like butts? 9 00:00:15,356 --> 00:00:16,475 Oh, you thought we were gonna watch, 10 00:00:16,641 --> 00:00:18,792 like, a dude gaping out a woman with his penis. 11 00:00:18,917 --> 00:00:20,228 You're disgusting. 12 00:00:20,394 --> 00:00:22,129 - Ew. - Alice is a freak. 13 00:00:22,254 --> 00:00:23,797 It's not porno, okay? 14 00:00:23,922 --> 00:00:26,133 It's a video that we made for our rap group 15 00:00:26,258 --> 00:00:27,527 - called "The Wizards." - Sounds lame. 16 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,905 But you guys do know how to edit, huh? 17 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:31,698 Yeah. We're not old people, so... 18 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:33,023 All right. Here's the deal. 19 00:00:33,148 --> 00:00:34,674 T.A.C. needs a new orientation video, 20 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:36,443 and this company is, like, raping me on the price, 21 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:38,455 but if you guys could do it for less... 22 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,706 We'll do it for three stacks. 23 00:00:39,971 --> 00:00:40,874 What is that? 24 00:00:42,157 --> 00:00:43,850 You don't even know stacks? 25 00:00:43,975 --> 00:00:46,296 Oh, my... There's a generational gap here. 26 00:00:46,462 --> 00:00:48,090 Blake, tell her what stacks are. 27 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,842 Well, I used to subscribe to The Source, so, um, 28 00:00:51,008 --> 00:00:52,636 Dr. Dre once said, 29 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:54,711 "stack is a, like, $50...$500." 30 00:00:54,836 --> 00:00:56,682 - So stacks... - So three stacks would be... 31 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,767 - Yeah. - You know... 32 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,310 I'll give you 300 bucks or zilch. 33 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:01,802 - That's cool. - Okay, great. 34 00:01:01,927 --> 00:01:03,438 - I'll email you the script. - Great. Cool. 35 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:05,399 - Dude... - Nice! 36 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:06,807 - This is gonna be fun. - Hey, stack of cash. 37 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:08,208 - Great. All right! - Stack. 38 00:01:08,333 --> 00:01:10,028 - Let's watch that other video. - Yeah. 39 00:01:10,194 --> 00:01:11,678 - The other video. - Here we go. 40 00:01:11,803 --> 00:01:13,180 Ooh, man. 41 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:14,598 It's like she's playing jazz music 42 00:01:14,723 --> 00:01:16,183 - with that gentleman's penis. - Yeah. 43 00:01:16,308 --> 00:01:17,734 Jazz ja-ja-jazz ja-ja-jazz 44 00:01:17,859 --> 00:01:19,319 Why do they call that dude the Scatman? 45 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:21,289 - Ew! - Oh! 46 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:26,795 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 47 00:01:33,467 --> 00:01:35,452 This is incredible. Lookit... 48 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:38,622 The script says the word "synergy" like 11 times. 49 00:01:38,747 --> 00:01:41,341 Synergy. What is that, like... 50 00:01:41,466 --> 00:01:43,367 The devil's energy drink? 51 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:45,178 - Aw. - Yeah! 52 00:01:45,303 --> 00:01:46,913 That was good, right? 53 00:01:47,038 --> 00:01:48,108 I didn't like it. 54 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,217 Also, Ders, could you 55 00:01:50,342 --> 00:01:52,821 back the fuck up with those cam glasses? 56 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,105 First of all, they're called "spyfocals." 57 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,366 Second of all... 58 00:01:56,532 --> 00:01:57,774 These bad boys are going 59 00:01:57,899 --> 00:02:00,328 to chae the way people see movies. 60 00:02:00,494 --> 00:02:04,314 Finally, the audience will be able to see what man sees! 61 00:02:04,439 --> 00:02:05,751 How man sees, you know? 62 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:06,817 All right. All right. 63 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:08,602 - Easy, Jim Cameron. - Yeah. 64 00:02:08,727 --> 00:02:10,904 I'm pretty sure they already used that P.O.V. style 65 00:02:11,029 --> 00:02:12,439 in porno. Street blow jobs. 66 00:02:12,564 --> 00:02:14,041 You've seen it. We've seen it. 67 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:15,719 - We've watched it together. - I love it. 68 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,911 Hey! You guys said you needed lighting for your movie, 69 00:02:18,036 --> 00:02:20,515 so I brought a lava, strobe, black light. 70 00:02:20,681 --> 00:02:21,798 - Oh. - Hell, yeah. 71 00:02:21,923 --> 00:02:22,976 None of those sound very helpful. 72 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,644 - Spyfocals? - Yeah. 73 00:02:24,810 --> 00:02:26,219 Oh, my God, you guys are shooting 74 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,314 - POV pornog, huh? - No... 75 00:02:27,679 --> 00:02:29,024 That's what we were just saying. 76 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,358 No, no. Don't tell me. I love surprises. 77 00:02:30,524 --> 00:02:32,486 Okay. 78 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,529 I shouldn't have to say this. We're not filming a porno. 79 00:02:34,695 --> 00:02:36,430 Well, we might have to, because I don't want 80 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:38,098 to shoot Alice's dumb, stupid script. 81 00:02:38,223 --> 00:02:40,017 It's really dumb. It's really stupid. 82 00:02:40,142 --> 00:02:42,019 I think we should do our own original idea, man. 83 00:02:42,144 --> 00:02:44,571 Okay, yes. No. We're gonna do our movie. 84 00:02:44,696 --> 00:02:46,249 Not Alice's. Not a porno. 85 00:02:46,415 --> 00:02:48,168 - Okay, well... - But we're gonna take it 86 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:49,693 to T.A.C. People'll be like, "Gh, my God. 87 00:02:49,818 --> 00:02:51,311 You guys made that?" And we'll be like, 88 00:02:51,436 --> 00:02:53,480 "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance! 89 00:02:53,605 --> 00:02:55,082 - Whoa! - Ooh. 90 00:02:55,207 --> 00:02:57,594 Where chicks ski down mountains with their boobs out. 91 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,202 - True story. - That's a real thing 92 00:02:59,327 --> 00:03:00,764 - that happens. - At Sundance. 93 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:03,206 I heard Sandra Bullock got carpal tunnel syndrome 94 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:05,158 from ski-poling the Coen brothers. 95 00:03:05,283 --> 00:03:06,627 - Yeah. - Yeah. That's... you know, 96 00:03:06,752 --> 00:03:08,021 you know that action. Like... 97 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:09,880 - Sundance. - Yeah. Cool three-way. 98 00:03:10,005 --> 00:03:11,331 That's at Sundance. That's cool that it's, like, 99 00:03:11,456 --> 00:03:12,499 - a film festival. - Yeah. 100 00:03:12,624 --> 00:03:14,051 I always thought it was, like, 101 00:03:14,176 --> 00:03:15,904 a dance that you took your mom to, 102 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,354 and I did that. I've already been there. 103 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:18,805 - I've done that. Junior prom. - No, no. 104 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:21,368 - It's not that. - My mom gets low, dude. 105 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:22,702 She's got a body on her. 106 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:25,330 - My mom's body fucking rules. - Yeah. 107 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:26,647 So it's two best friends, 108 00:03:26,772 --> 00:03:28,231 and one has been wrongly imprisoned. 109 00:03:28,356 --> 00:03:29,650 - That's cool. - But the movie is really 110 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:31,368 about the wife banging all the friends... 111 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:33,213 And that is another porno! Dang it. 112 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,048 Look, we just gotta think of something that stands out... 113 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:36,591 A story about people. 114 00:03:36,757 --> 00:03:38,742 Like, what about, like, a... A documentary? 115 00:03:38,867 --> 00:03:40,127 Like Super Size Me. 116 00:03:40,252 --> 00:03:41,995 - You saw Super Size Me? - Oh, no. Mm-mm. 117 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,308 But when that movie came out, they cancelled supersizing, 118 00:03:45,474 --> 00:03:49,336 so I started getting a number one and chicken selects. 119 00:03:49,461 --> 00:03:51,505 But when they went back to supersizing, so did I. 120 00:03:51,772 --> 00:03:54,474 And now my body was addicted to the selects, 121 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:58,113 therefore transforming my tight, slender, taut bod 122 00:03:58,353 --> 00:04:01,848 into this monstrosity! 123 00:04:01,973 --> 00:04:03,160 Just want to rip you off! 124 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,578 Want to rip you off! 125 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:06,329 You stupid fat! 126 00:04:06,495 --> 00:04:08,105 Stop, man! You're gonna bruise it again. 127 00:04:08,230 --> 00:04:09,189 You know that. 128 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:10,524 - Stop. - I hate myself. 129 00:04:10,649 --> 00:04:12,275 I hate myself and my body, but... 130 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,338 I think that this can reverse the effects, right? 131 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:18,532 Okay? And it can be about health foods that dudes like to eat, 132 00:04:18,657 --> 00:04:19,801 such as hot dogs. 133 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:21,251 We could call it a "dog-umentary." 134 00:04:21,376 --> 00:04:22,929 Exactly. 135 00:04:23,095 --> 00:04:24,254 They have all the carrots inside of them 136 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,589 that the cows ate, 137 00:04:25,714 --> 00:04:27,040 making them super, ultra nutritious, right? 138 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:29,144 They're made from cow buttholes. 139 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,745 I will eat 1,000 hot dogs in one week, 140 00:04:31,870 --> 00:04:33,797 finally answering the question, 141 00:04:33,922 --> 00:04:36,717 "are hot dogs as healthy as they say, 142 00:04:36,842 --> 00:04:38,737 or are they just okay for you?" 143 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,270 - Nope. - No. Sounds stupid. 144 00:04:40,395 --> 00:04:41,865 Dumb. An hour of that? 145 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,284 Oh, Blake. That sounds stupid? 146 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:47,871 How about we do a documentary about your tiny-ass dick? 147 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,396 - Oh! - Hey, man. Come on, dude. 148 00:04:49,521 --> 00:04:50,916 I... don't take it personal. 149 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,532 - It is wildly small, though. - Stop, man. 150 00:04:52,657 --> 00:04:54,377 That's not a bad idea. No, it's crazy small. 151 00:04:54,543 --> 00:04:57,404 How have you gone your entire life with such a small penis? 152 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:59,299 - That's a story. - Yeah. That's a good question. 153 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,092 - Like, you're a survivor. - No, no, no, okay? No. 154 00:05:01,258 --> 00:05:02,844 - Boom! Size does matter. - Size does matter. 155 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,638 Karl wants to cut his dick off. 156 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,712 - Huh? - Hmm? 157 00:05:05,837 --> 00:05:06,765 - What? - Yep. 158 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:08,391 We got really drunk last week, 159 00:05:08,557 --> 00:05:09,893 and he told me that. 160 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:12,437 - I'm sorry, Karl. - Uh, Karl. 161 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:15,789 Your boy's saying that you want to cut off your penis. 162 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:18,725 I mean, for 25 years, I've been a slave to my peen. 163 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:21,112 It rules over my brain and makes me do dumb stuff. 164 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:23,240 All I can think about every day 165 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,348 is what time's my next cum, 166 00:05:25,473 --> 00:05:27,100 and to tell you the truth, I'm sick of it. 167 00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:29,519 I'm sick of living cum to cum, so, yeah, guys. 168 00:05:29,644 --> 00:05:31,521 I mean, I want it gone! 169 00:05:31,646 --> 00:05:33,667 I want my fucking dick gone! 170 00:05:36,651 --> 00:05:38,812 - You're 25? - You look 45. 171 00:05:38,937 --> 00:05:40,747 Yeah. You look horrible. 172 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:42,133 - Really? - So if you really 173 00:05:42,299 --> 00:05:44,367 wanna go through with this surgery, Karl, 174 00:05:44,492 --> 00:05:46,805 this could be an amazing documentary, 175 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:49,039 and if I can, I would love to help in any way. 176 00:05:49,164 --> 00:05:50,957 - Really? - I feel we should really go 177 00:05:51,082 --> 00:05:53,593 for the 1,000 hot dog idea that I have, 178 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,648 'cause it's smart, uh, it's real, it's educational. 179 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,799 I mean, if it'll help you that much, I'll do it. 180 00:05:58,924 --> 00:06:00,183 This is exactly the spark I needed. 181 00:06:00,308 --> 00:06:01,675 I'm gonna cut my dick off. 182 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:03,947 No. You can't just cut your dick off. 183 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,722 It's not just a... A wart. 184 00:06:05,847 --> 00:06:07,524 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! 185 00:06:07,649 --> 00:06:09,726 Why not, man? I mean, it's Karl's dick. 186 00:06:09,851 --> 00:06:11,746 You don't get to choose what he does with it. 187 00:06:11,912 --> 00:06:12,863 - Thank you, Blake. - It's his dick. 188 00:06:12,988 --> 00:06:14,314 Okay. When you're born a bro, 189 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:15,667 you're a bro for life. I'm bro-life, 190 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,460 and I'm sick of you bro-choice guys. 191 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:19,686 Okay, just sh... We'll make both movies, okay? 192 00:06:19,811 --> 00:06:21,154 - How about that? - Well, in that case, 193 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:23,300 - yeah, boy! - Yeah. 194 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:25,635 Hey, Karl. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 195 00:06:25,801 --> 00:06:27,244 Hey, man. 196 00:06:27,369 --> 00:06:29,329 I am so sorry about, you know, 197 00:06:29,454 --> 00:06:32,058 telling those guys that you wanted to chop off your hog. 198 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:34,144 Kind of threw you under the bus there. 199 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:36,813 - Threw your dick under the bus. - Dude, it's all good. 200 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,923 - We're gonna make a movie. - What are you gonna do with it 201 00:06:40,048 --> 00:06:42,569 after you, you know, slice it off? 202 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,927 I don't know, man. 203 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:45,395 I mean, I guess I'll just barbeque it up 204 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:47,741 and feed it to my dogs. 205 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:50,049 Okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 206 00:06:50,174 --> 00:06:53,153 Yeah, but, uh, what if, um... 207 00:06:54,788 --> 00:06:57,125 You know, let me know if this is too weird. 208 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,044 You know, "hey, Blake, go back to daydream world 209 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,795 with that idea," uh... 210 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:02,339 Blake... 211 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,257 You can have my dick. 212 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:06,134 You're serious? 213 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,011 I'm so serious. 214 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:11,621 - I'm gonna get a new dick! - Yeah. 215 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,840 - Gonna get a new dick. - I want that one! 216 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:15,292 - I want it! - It's yours. 217 00:07:15,417 --> 00:07:17,187 I want it now! I wish I could have it now... 218 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,230 Oh, no, no, no. Keep going. 219 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:20,815 - Uh... - I'm telling you. 220 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,632 A dick swap between friends is the new subject 221 00:07:22,757 --> 00:07:26,720 of this documentary, and we're gonna win a moon man. 222 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:28,782 - Are you recording? - Oh, yeah. 223 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,956 {pub}&so let me just get this straight, though. 224 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:39,116 We're gonna chop off Karl's knob, 225 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,335 and we're gonna attach it to Blake's mound. 226 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,204 - Yup. - Friend of the year over here. 227 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,672 Seems insane, right? 228 00:07:44,838 --> 00:07:46,633 I'm in. It sounds fun. 229 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,459 Hey, doc. Why don't we, um, 230 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,178 just get a little background on who you are? 231 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,889 - And just talk to my face. - Okay. 232 00:07:53,055 --> 00:07:54,465 I'm widely considered by me 233 00:07:54,590 --> 00:07:56,384 to be the only sex-change expert 234 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,061 - in all of Rancho Cucamonga. - Yup. 235 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:01,189 I've got some pretty high-profile clientele, 236 00:08:01,355 --> 00:08:02,732 including, but not limited to, 237 00:08:02,898 --> 00:08:04,526 the stunt women from Rizzoli & Isles. 238 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,093 - Oh! - Wow. 239 00:08:06,218 --> 00:08:07,612 Let me check my schedule here. 240 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:09,480 Okay. You know what? You guys lucked out. 241 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:11,408 Looks like I got a... An opening next Friday. 242 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,234 Well, Friday after work... That works for me. 243 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:16,037 - Friday? That's hecka soon. - Okay, doc. 244 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:18,906 I'm about to be wildly famous 245 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:21,918 for eating 1,000 hot dogs in one week. 246 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:24,128 - That sounds highly dangerous. - Highly dangerous. 247 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,547 Everybody keeps talking about how highly dangerous it is! 248 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:27,924 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Adam! 249 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,417 - What is it? - I'm out of here, man. 250 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:31,261 I'm out of here, man! 251 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:33,012 I'm sorry about... 252 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:35,506 Hey, guys, just kidding. It's ketchup. 253 00:08:35,631 --> 00:08:36,891 I put ketchup in here. 254 00:08:37,057 --> 00:08:38,268 Oh-ho-ho-ho! Yeah. 255 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,561 Wow. You can't buy that kind of adrenaline. 256 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,730 That guy really gave me a gift right there. 257 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:45,442 - Oh! - Oh, dang it. 258 00:08:45,924 --> 00:08:47,068 I'm so sorry. 259 00:08:47,234 --> 00:08:49,446 Hey. 260 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:50,771 Hey. 261 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,140 Um, you dropped this. 262 00:08:53,265 --> 00:08:54,617 Did you... 263 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,668 Oh! Wow. 264 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,086 You've really got something there. 265 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:08,756 You really got something there with... 266 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,425 That body, girl. 267 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,929 - What? - I don't know. 268 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,664 Does Friday seem a little bit too soon? 269 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,808 Maybe we should get some other, like, opinions or whatnot. 270 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:20,268 That dude seemed a... Just a little bit shady. 271 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,686 Karl, are you kidding me? 272 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,888 The guy is a pro, plus the camera loves him. 273 00:09:24,013 --> 00:09:25,273 - For real? - No, he seemed drunk to me. 274 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,524 All right. 275 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,442 You see that hot assistant chick? 276 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,344 She was totally into my raw dogging. 277 00:09:30,469 --> 00:09:31,979 - She was hot. - Not condom-less sex. 278 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,699 I mean, like, me physically eating raw hot dogs. 279 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,651 - Right. - All that hot dog mud. 280 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,353 I need to reload... My God! 281 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,955 It's a Christmas miracle! 282 00:09:41,121 --> 00:09:42,907 It's all working out, Ders! 283 00:09:43,032 --> 00:09:45,192 Ooh, this doc is all working out. 284 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:46,461 Roll the glasses, baby. 285 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,496 Adam. Shut up on set. 286 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,914 Karl! 287 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,716 Get back here, man. We got you a new scene. 288 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:53,551 What do you mean "shut up on set"? 289 00:09:53,717 --> 00:09:54,886 We got another scene. Come on! 290 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,420 There's a hot dog stand right here. 291 00:09:56,545 --> 00:09:57,722 This is like a... it's a... It's a miracle. 292 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,140 What are we do... okay. Yeah. 293 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,309 Follow the dick-less loser. All right. Sure. 294 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:02,560 Okay. I'm gonna go low. 295 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,645 - You guys just walk in. - Okay. 296 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,271 - What is this place? - Whoo! 297 00:10:05,437 --> 00:10:07,398 It is a dog-eat-dog world, baby. 298 00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:09,016 How much for all your dogs? 299 00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,851 Half stack, quarter stack? 300 00:10:10,976 --> 00:10:13,613 - What we talking stack-wise? - What the hell's a stack? 301 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,157 What is a stack? It's like, um... Blake? 302 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:19,026 You're joining us now at the Na San Thai massage parlor, 303 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,895 where our friend Karl is going to get... 304 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:25,533 Come on. Going to get his final hand job. 305 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,543 Let's see how he's doing. 306 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,068 Psst. Hey, buddy. 307 00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:30,171 - Hmm? - Hey. How are you? 308 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465 Good. She's gonna Jack me off. 309 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,592 - That's awesome. - Yes. It's extra to watch. 310 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:36,577 - No, we're good. - Yes. You pay extra. 311 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:38,346 - That's just... that's bizarre. - There's my guy. 312 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,766 Mmm, slurping it down, my baby. 313 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,250 Line me up. Four more doggies. 314 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,602 Naked, no bun. Let's do this. 315 00:10:44,768 --> 00:10:45,812 You just ate four. 316 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,304 I've eaten 97. 317 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:48,898 You're gonna see me enter the century club. 318 00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:50,525 That's not healthy for you, kid. 319 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:52,226 Okay, you know... that's... 320 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,228 You're a hot dog vendor, man. 321 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:56,063 You should be, like, on my side. 322 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:57,481 Hot dogs are healthy, okay? 323 00:10:57,606 --> 00:10:59,867 Just 'cause, like, cows, they eat carrots, 324 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,402 and I eat hot dogs, therefore I'm gonna have 325 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,788 the type of eyes that eagles have! 326 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,740 And you're out of ketchup. Jeez, man! 327 00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,241 Learn how to run a business. 328 00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,793 Luckily, I brought my own. 329 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,745 Take what you want. Take whatever you want! 330 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,296 I mean, it's like nobody respects 331 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:14,465 the healing power ot dof hs! 332 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:17,084 Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do 333 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,619 with your juicy new dong? 334 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:19,837 Definitely wash it every day 335 00:11:19,962 --> 00:11:24,225 with caress daily silky body wash... 336 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,435 And, uh... 337 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,595 - Yeah, and a loofah probably. - Mm-hmm. 338 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,188 Which has always been a dream of mine, but, you know, 339 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:31,148 it just would get kind of lost in the bubbles. 340 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,067 Oh, it sounds like 341 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,487 our good friend Karl is about to bust his last final nut. 342 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:38,272 - That was quick. - Why don't we join him... 343 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,441 Hey, um, I'm sorry. I don't mean to eavesdrop, 344 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,493 but I could have swore I heard you say something 345 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:46,080 about washing my penis with something called a loofah? 346 00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:49,750 Yes, and caress daily silky body wash. 347 00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,118 - Nice, nice. - Silky, yes. 348 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,953 Oh... oh, okay. Now, see, Blake, 349 00:11:53,078 --> 00:11:55,506 that's where we're thinking a little different. 350 00:11:55,672 --> 00:11:57,374 You know, you can't wash my penis. 351 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,010 It's never been washed. 352 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:01,846 It doesn't respond well to soap and water, all right? 353 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,848 It's very well seasoned, like a cast-iron pan. 354 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,717 If anything, you just put a moist towel on it 355 00:12:06,842 --> 00:12:08,478 and then hit it with a lot of sand. 356 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,438 Oh, no. I'm... I'd never do that. 357 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,899 I'm not washing m... My dick with sand. 358 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,526 No! You're gonna wash my dick with some sand. 359 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:17,862 Right, but we're talking about the future now 360 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,865 when it's on my body, so it's my dick. 361 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,117 Oh, I'm sorry. It's still on my body, Blake. 362 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:26,120 - Is everything okay? - Jodi, back off! 363 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:27,988 All right? He's gonna ruin my dick! 364 00:12:28,113 --> 00:12:29,582 - He's gonna wash it without sand! - It's not his dick. 365 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,293 It's my dick! Jodi, what'd you do back there? 366 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,295 Pull his brains out of his ass? 367 00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:35,746 Oh, no. It's extra! 368 00:12:35,871 --> 00:12:37,882 Jodi, stay out of it! 369 00:12:43,379 --> 00:12:46,808 I've 370 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:49,060 been lookin' for 371 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:53,597 a lover, baby 372 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:59,529 just like you 373 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:05,392 just like you 374 00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:10,081 now I 375 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,791 Ders, you got to film this! 376 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,251 Hang on one second. Ders! 377 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,702 Oh, really? Well, why don't you tell me 378 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,130 how you're gonna self-sex yourself then? 379 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,256 I'm probably gonna cut a little hole 380 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,507 in a seedless watermelon, 381 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,258 microwave it for 30 seconds, 382 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,701 and fuck the shit out of it. 383 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,388 You don't bang fruit! 384 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,056 - That's not gonna... - Ders, Ders, Ders, Ders! 385 00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,933 - Ow. - I need the spyfocals out here. 386 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,434 Oh, my God! I'm out there 387 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,978 just gobbling dogs like a champ, right, 388 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,521 and then that hot assistant... 389 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:34,731 Adam, stop! 390 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,106 I'm not filming you anymore, okay? 391 00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:37,608 This is the movie. Your movie sucks. 392 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,402 This movie's rad. I'm filming them. 393 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:40,811 I got some tension building, 394 00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:42,822 so just sit down or something. 395 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,741 Uh-oh. Not a real gun. Do you have an exit in the back? 396 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,249 {pub}Hey, guys. I'm sorry about that back there. 397 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,134 I've been thinking about it a lot, 398 00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,879 and I would like to be part of this half of the film as well. 399 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,839 I did some research online, 400 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,091 and I kind of want to show you 401 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,810 how the surgery's gonna go through a visual demonstration 402 00:14:04,935 --> 00:14:08,097 that I'm gonna show the both of you for the documentary. 403 00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:09,223 - Cool. - All right. Okay. 404 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,300 - Adam's on board. - All right! 405 00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:12,310 This is great, man. 406 00:14:12,526 --> 00:14:14,270 I'm part of the team now. 407 00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:16,647 - I'm gonna roll on this. - Okay. 408 00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,317 This is you right here, and I gave you a big ol'penis. 409 00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:21,160 I gave you a big one, 410 00:14:21,285 --> 00:14:23,112 and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens. 411 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,314 One quick snip, 412 00:14:25,439 --> 00:14:26,908 and your penis is off, 413 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,659 and then... and then you put it on Blake, 414 00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:30,453 but that's not usually what happens. 415 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:32,872 What's going to happen, more than likely, 416 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,257 'cause I've done my research... The doctor's drunk, right? 417 00:14:35,382 --> 00:14:36,792 He comes in. He's just like, 418 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,085 "let me get a little..." 419 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:39,962 "Oh, gosh. Oh!" And he's slipping, 420 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,048 and the anesthesia hasn't kicked in fully. 421 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,766 - Oh, my... - So you're feeling it all, 422 00:14:43,891 --> 00:14:45,384 and he's like, "oh, no! What's happening?" 423 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,836 And inside your brain's just going, "oh, God! 424 00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,305 "He's cutting my penis! 425 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,640 "Oh! He slit the side of it! Oh, it's all n... 426 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,526 Now the doctor's freaking out, right? 427 00:14:53,651 --> 00:14:55,311 The doctor's freaking out. "I got to hide the evidence!" 428 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,313 - Oh, no. No. - No, it's not gonna get... 429 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,940 You... he's... don't listen to him. 430 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,442 - Your dick gonna get chewed. - Hey! 431 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:05,446 Hey! Don't you dare listen to this bro-life propaganda. 432 00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:07,198 I don't know, that could happen. I did my research. 433 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,866 It's poppycock is what it is. 434 00:15:09,032 --> 00:15:10,709 I don't even know. I don't know anymore. 435 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:13,162 I mean, I-I don't even know if I'm bro-choice, dude. 436 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:15,297 You can't back out now, man! All right? 437 00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:19,201 I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right? 438 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:20,836 I've already got an appointment over at sears. 439 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,139 I'm gonna take some very, very tasteful nudes, 440 00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:24,423 and I don't want to jinx it, 441 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,208 but they might be our Christmas card. 442 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:27,726 You got a choice to make. 443 00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:29,929 You either keep your dick, or you keep your friend. 444 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,730 - You pick your dick. - I don't know. 445 00:15:31,855 --> 00:15:33,232 How am I supposed to decide that? 446 00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:35,684 - Think about it! - You make... what? 447 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,069 - Keep your dick. - Karl, here's $100 448 00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,687 from our budget, if you do it. 449 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,489 - Oh, hell, yeah. - Thank you. 450 00:15:40,614 --> 00:15:44,393 That's great. $100. 451 00:15:44,518 --> 00:15:47,029 Have you ever seen this amount of money in your life? 452 00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:48,414 Best of luck in there, pal. 453 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,249 Thank you, Ders. Thank you. 454 00:15:50,374 --> 00:15:51,701 No. Thank you, Karl. 455 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,412 I can't wait to have... Your dick. 456 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,205 You're gonna love it. 457 00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:58,040 First day of the rest of my life. 458 00:15:58,206 --> 00:15:59,375 Okay. So you know that I don't 459 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,044 - support this in any way, right? - Yeah. 460 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,755 But I really hope you don't die on me, man. 461 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,007 Thank you, Adam. 462 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,676 I'd like to get hard for one last time. 463 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,969 - Yeah. - Makes sense. 464 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,420 All right, boys. 465 00:16:11,545 --> 00:16:12,688 Let's give him a little space here. 466 00:16:12,813 --> 00:16:14,523 Mom from Home Improvement. 467 00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:15,975 Mother from Home Improvement. 468 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,895 Oh, she's so freakin' hot. 469 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,981 Oh. 470 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,399 Wow. Holy moly. 471 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,360 Jill Taylor. She'll chub you. 472 00:16:26,526 --> 00:16:28,437 Hidy ho, patients! Karl, you're fully prepped. 473 00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:29,780 Let's get you into surgery. 474 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,408 Okay. 475 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,293 Dead dick walking! 476 00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,913 - You can back out now! - It's gonna be yours. 477 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,791 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 478 00:16:40,957 --> 00:16:44,887 I've 479 00:16:45,012 --> 00:16:46,889 been looking for 480 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:48,716 Oh, you're rough. I like that. 481 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,392 Oh, my God! 482 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,478 I can't believe this is happening. 483 00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:55,264 This is real life right now. Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 484 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,066 I go everywhere Dr. Johnson goes. 485 00:16:57,191 --> 00:16:59,268 Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is? 486 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,270 In my boxer briefs... 487 00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:02,771 Except for I'm not wearing any right now, 488 00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,073 'cause I'm out of detergent, 489 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,441 so I didn't even do any laundry. 490 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,276 God, as soon as I met you, 491 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,994 I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's. 492 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:09,987 Totally. 493 00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:11,747 Oh, wait. Oh, hold on. 494 00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,949 Wait. Sucking each other's... 495 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:16,502 I-I'm one of Dr. Johnson's patients 496 00:17:16,627 --> 00:17:17,912 as well as his assistant. 497 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,413 I'm female to male transgender, 498 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:20,923 so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, 499 00:17:21,048 --> 00:17:23,926 but downstairs, it's New Dick City. 500 00:17:24,051 --> 00:17:25,377 Yeah! New Dick... New Dick City? 501 00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,929 - Yeah. - Yeah. New Jack City. 502 00:17:27,054 --> 00:17:28,380 I love that movie, but I don't know 503 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,382 if I would see new dick city as a film. 504 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,051 I don't know if that's up my alley 'cause, you know, 505 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,170 I'm not into... I'm not into dudes. 506 00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:38,349 Oh, I... the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just... 507 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,175 It was a homosexual way to eat hot dogs. 508 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,510 Yeah. I didn't know that. 509 00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:42,770 - I just thought it was, like... - Wow. 510 00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:44,146 Just trying to protein-load. 511 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,606 I-I really thought you were into me. 512 00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,900 I'm into you. Like, as a... as a bro. 513 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,527 We are bros. We are friends. 514 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:51,370 - Okay. - Since these are going away, 515 00:17:51,495 --> 00:17:53,706 you mind if I just get a... Just a bro... bro squeeze? 516 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:54,740 Bro, go for it, bro. 517 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:56,208 - As a dude. - Mm-hmm. 518 00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,576 - As a bro thing. - Totally. 519 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,078 - It's a bro thing. Wow! - Yeah. 520 00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,746 Those are squishier than I remember. 521 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,248 - Yeah. They're squishy. - Yeah. 522 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,958 It's been a while since I've jiggled one. 523 00:18:04,174 --> 00:18:05,751 Dude, check this out. 524 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,336 I'm editing the scene right now 525 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,338 that's going to get us into Sundance. 526 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:11,966 Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. 527 00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,093 I mean, I already have my threesome picked out. 528 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,044 - Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt... - Nice. 529 00:18:16,169 --> 00:18:17,846 Olivia Munn... 530 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,849 - Awesome. - And Manny Pacquiao. 531 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,351 Wait, that's three people. What are... where are you? 532 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:23,894 Oh, I watch. 533 00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,654 My man. All right. 534 00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:26,905 Why don't you watch this? 535 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,941 I'm telling you, it's awesome. 536 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:30,225 You're such a great penis, 537 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,986 but I promised you to my braj. 538 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,863 And don't you give him no lip now, okay? 539 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,073 Wave to your daddy now. 540 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:40,169 Point to your daddy now. 541 00:18:40,294 --> 00:18:42,871 Now just go on, now! Get! 542 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,790 Just go on, now, get. 543 00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:54,383 I'm cuttin' my dick off 544 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,053 Wait! Don't cut this man's dick off. 545 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,520 Well, I was halfway through, 546 00:18:58,645 --> 00:19:00,264 but I guess I could sew it back on. 547 00:19:00,481 --> 00:19:02,641 Yeah. Do that. 548 00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:04,443 Ladies, let's turn this train around. 549 00:19:04,568 --> 00:19:05,894 Give me a set of tweezers. 550 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:07,219 Let's reattach this man's shaft. 551 00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:09,356 Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey. 552 00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,757 {pub}Hey. Huh? 553 00:19:16,882 --> 00:19:17,990 Is it done? 554 00:19:18,217 --> 00:19:19,593 Well, why don't you go ahead 555 00:19:19,718 --> 00:19:22,296 and touch your crotch-less wasteland? 556 00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:24,121 No. What have I done? 557 00:19:24,287 --> 00:19:25,566 - What did I do? - Hey, buddy. 558 00:19:25,691 --> 00:19:26,901 It's okay. Just go ahead 559 00:19:27,026 --> 00:19:28,667 and reach down and grab your groin. 560 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,753 No. I'm touching it. I'm not touching it! 561 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,212 Trust us. 562 00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:38,886 I still have my boy muscle? 563 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,471 You still have your boy muscle. 564 00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:41,889 That's fucking sick, 565 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,058 but, Blake, what about your baby penis? 566 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,669 You know, all you guys, you like me for me, 567 00:19:45,794 --> 00:19:47,788 and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there 568 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,814 who likes what I have. 569 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,942 You know, she'll probably have a tiny little pussy. 570 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:56,714 - Not a baby. - Ew. Yeah. 571 00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,165 - That's what I was thinking. - He was. 572 00:19:58,290 --> 00:19:59,406 He was. And then he caught himself. 573 00:19:59,572 --> 00:20:00,741 No. I wouldn't do that. 574 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,393 Of course not. That's illegal. 575 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,455 Also, I'd like to make an announcement. 576 00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,415 - I'm bro-choice. - Get out of here. 577 00:20:08,634 --> 00:20:10,000 What? Why come? 578 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,252 Why come not? Who cares? 579 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,820 Shut up. Get off my back. 580 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,866 - Okay. - I'm just bummed now 581 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:18,486 that we don't get to, like, do our documentary. 582 00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:21,355 Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something. 583 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,805 Might as well film her script. 584 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,492 And remember. 585 00:20:24,617 --> 00:20:26,377 When you're here... 586 00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:28,602 You're family! 587 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,146 You didn't totally blow it. 588 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,715 Thank you. I think we did a pretty good job, 589 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,335 but there is a part we left in at the end 590 00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:36,086 that I want to just turn it off before we get there. 591 00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,695 No. We're gonna watch the whole thing. 592 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,256 - No, I... - So I finally jerked off 593 00:20:39,381 --> 00:20:40,874 for the first time since the surgery, 594 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:43,576 and the ejac just came out of the side stitches. 595 00:20:43,802 --> 00:20:45,327 It looked so cool. 596 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,163 I've got to show it to you. 597 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,414 - What? - What the... 598 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,540 Our bad. 599 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:53,502 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 600 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:58,102 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44361

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