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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,275 --> 00:00:04,230 12, 13, 14... 2 00:00:04,349 --> 00:00:05,338 - Lair. - Ooh. 3 00:00:05,368 --> 00:00:06,443 Wow. 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:07,983 Ho, ho! Whoo! 5 00:00:08,306 --> 00:00:09,860 - Big man. - D&D, baby! 6 00:00:09,882 --> 00:00:11,229 - Unleashing the dragon. Whoo. - I'm gonna go get, uh... 7 00:00:11,254 --> 00:00:12,583 - I'm gonna go get more. - Whoo. 8 00:00:12,602 --> 00:00:15,016 Man, I had no idea Dungeons & Dragons was this intense. 9 00:00:15,045 --> 00:00:16,458 No, no, no, man, this isn't that, 10 00:00:16,481 --> 00:00:19,282 this is... this is Drinking & Drag-ons. 11 00:00:19,306 --> 00:00:21,015 - Right. - Drag, get it? 12 00:00:21,041 --> 00:00:21,787 - Sorry. - Yeah. 13 00:00:21,799 --> 00:00:24,093 What you do is you... you roll the 1d20, 14 00:00:24,119 --> 00:00:26,371 you take a hit of the weed, and then you drink 15 00:00:26,377 --> 00:00:28,460 for however many seconds you rolled on the die. 16 00:00:28,484 --> 00:00:30,251 Yeah, no, I know, we've been playing for, like, three hours. 17 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,383 - Here we go. - Guys, I thought... 18 00:00:31,408 --> 00:00:33,478 Oh! I like that! 19 00:00:33,508 --> 00:00:35,045 You think you can handle this one, 20 00:00:35,057 --> 00:00:36,763 - Dungeon Mas-Ders? - Placing the thumb on the hole... 21 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:37,855 You got this? 22 00:00:37,873 --> 00:00:41,321 Ooh, as the wizard casts a fireball onto the weed. 23 00:00:41,364 --> 00:00:42,336 And then... 24 00:00:42,354 --> 00:00:45,446 and sips from his frosty brewth. 25 00:00:45,494 --> 00:00:47,771 One, two, three! 26 00:00:47,816 --> 00:00:50,456 Ooh... 27 00:00:50,469 --> 00:00:52,000 Where's the s-smoke, dude? You even hit it? 28 00:00:52,012 --> 00:00:53,828 - I did, yeah. - Hit it hard. 29 00:00:53,876 --> 00:00:54,752 Oh, my God. 30 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:56,128 - Great job. Great. All right. - Thank you. 31 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:57,666 My turn. Here we go. 32 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,761 - Big roll, critical hit, baby! - Go, go, go, go, go, go... 33 00:00:59,812 --> 00:01:01,283 Rollin'! 34 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:02,554 Ah, it skips me. 35 00:01:02,623 --> 00:01:04,038 Adam! 36 00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:05,836 - Adam! - Adam! 37 00:01:05,861 --> 00:01:07,081 Adam! 38 00:01:07,225 --> 00:01:08,758 What's he doing? 39 00:01:08,883 --> 00:01:10,312 Yo. 40 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,092 Look at this breakfast burrito. 41 00:01:14,373 --> 00:01:17,969 Grandma flora claims it's her heightened sense of smell 42 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,149 that helped her create what many call 43 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:23,890 the best breakfast burrito in America. 44 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:25,479 We gots to get it. 45 00:01:25,578 --> 00:01:28,156 Oh, I'd love to squirt some crystals hot sauce into that sucker. 46 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:29,907 I want that in my mouth. 47 00:01:29,944 --> 00:01:32,429 Dude, it's only, like, 100 miles away. 48 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,336 Ders, drive us. 49 00:01:33,355 --> 00:01:35,057 I can't, man, I've been drinking for 10 hours. 50 00:01:35,081 --> 00:01:35,757 Yeah? 51 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:37,510 Uh, we could just find somebody to drive us, though. 52 00:01:37,528 --> 00:01:38,422 - Right? 100 miles? - Yeah. 53 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,259 Who would drive us 100 miles to get a breakfast burrito on a Friday night? 54 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,186 I came as soon as my shift ended. Where's... where's the fire? 55 00:01:45,201 --> 00:01:47,778 Not here, it's at a blind old lady's restaurant, 56 00:01:47,797 --> 00:01:49,711 and if we don't get there soon, she's gonna burn alive. 57 00:01:49,762 --> 00:01:52,012 Okay. Buckle up, boys. 58 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,700 Pop, pop, pop, go-go paparazzi 59 00:01:54,106 --> 00:01:55,683 Jillian, the tree! 60 00:01:55,844 --> 00:01:57,094 The curb! 61 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:58,537 The car!! 62 00:01:58,859 --> 00:02:02,859 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 63 00:02:10,706 --> 00:02:12,251 - Yeah. - Okay, they are closed. 64 00:02:12,276 --> 00:02:13,701 - Want me check the hours on this? - What? 65 00:02:13,726 --> 00:02:16,249 Oh, that seems like a thing that you're supposed to do. 66 00:02:16,268 --> 00:02:18,527 - Aw, fudge. - I tried to yelp it, but I got no bars. 67 00:02:18,551 --> 00:02:20,018 'Cept for when I rap, obviously. 68 00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:21,468 - Obviously. - Check it out. 69 00:02:21,538 --> 00:02:23,652 Grandma comes home at 6:00 a.m. 70 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:25,213 Oh, that's only four hours. 71 00:02:25,243 --> 00:02:28,265 I say we drive home, hang for 20, chill, and then drive back? 72 00:02:28,284 --> 00:02:30,261 I mean, it's not too long to wait here, right? 73 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,018 We could always eat some of Adam's Jack Link's. 74 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:33,473 - Come on. Jerk me off, bro. - Oh, yeah. 75 00:02:33,491 --> 00:02:34,529 - Let's do it. - Mm, no. 76 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,340 My Jack Link's? I don't think so. 77 00:02:36,362 --> 00:02:39,384 I have it rationed off to nine small-to-medium-sized meals per day. 78 00:02:39,411 --> 00:02:41,723 I'm trying to bulk up for the amateur strongman competition. 79 00:02:41,748 --> 00:02:42,727 - That's right. I knew that. - True. 80 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:44,756 I already have a ton of the pure strength, just not a lot of the muscles. 81 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,131 And also a lot of the pure strength. 82 00:02:46,143 --> 00:02:47,321 Those guys are very strong. 83 00:02:47,348 --> 00:02:49,704 You're really still chasing that dream, you fat chunk? 84 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:50,813 Ders. 85 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:52,602 Is that a challenge, Ders? 86 00:02:52,626 --> 00:02:55,548 No, that... don't take that as... I want nothing to... 87 00:02:55,571 --> 00:02:56,764 Challenge accepted. 88 00:02:58,128 --> 00:03:00,212 I'll show you how strong I am. 89 00:03:01,924 --> 00:03:02,949 Okay. 90 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:08,372 Yah! Pure power. 91 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,143 Sure. 92 00:03:11,452 --> 00:03:12,604 - Oh... - Okay, all right. 93 00:03:12,623 --> 00:03:13,517 Whoo! 94 00:03:13,535 --> 00:03:15,618 Adam, come on, you're hurting the beer, buddy. 95 00:03:15,641 --> 00:03:17,268 You've never done this before, have you? 96 00:03:17,282 --> 00:03:18,168 What does that mean? 97 00:03:18,193 --> 00:03:20,816 It means give me the keg, sit down, suck your thumb, 98 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:22,056 and watch mama toss. 99 00:03:22,075 --> 00:03:23,344 Whoa! 100 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,893 She's calling you out! 101 00:03:24,936 --> 00:03:26,826 - Who's calling you out? - Oh, check two. 102 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:29,521 I used to dominate the caber toss 103 00:03:29,571 --> 00:03:31,481 at the annual Celtic Fest. 104 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,566 Actually got a tattoo that says, 105 00:03:33,578 --> 00:03:35,455 - "life is a caber-net." - No doubt. 106 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:37,714 Well, Jillian, I don't mean to be a male chauffeur, 107 00:03:37,755 --> 00:03:40,219 but there is no way that you could throw farther than I. 108 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:44,218 Because you are a girl, and girls are mentally and physically unsuperior. 109 00:03:44,243 --> 00:03:45,553 - Yeah, I don't care, Adam. - Good luck. 110 00:03:48,158 --> 00:03:49,871 - You okay? - Good form. 111 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:51,127 Might've tweaked something, actually. 112 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:52,570 - Whoa. - Oh. 113 00:04:00,005 --> 00:04:01,789 - Oh! - Whoa, truck! 114 00:04:01,822 --> 00:04:02,906 - Yes! - Oh. 115 00:04:02,919 --> 00:04:04,411 That's how you caber toss! 116 00:04:04,423 --> 00:04:05,255 - Uh-oh. Oh! - Oh, God. 117 00:04:05,269 --> 00:04:06,823 - Oh, hell, no. - No, no, no. 118 00:04:06,841 --> 00:04:08,246 - It's all right. - No, Der... 119 00:04:08,258 --> 00:04:10,262 It probably just wants to play. 120 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:13,880 Oh, my God, what do we do? 121 00:04:13,945 --> 00:04:16,032 Ders, Ders, Ders! 122 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:16,965 Oh, no, I'm not going! 123 00:04:17,059 --> 00:04:18,827 Go, Jillian, get him! Get him! 124 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,618 Oh, God, oh, God. 125 00:04:20,743 --> 00:04:22,883 Oh, my God. 126 00:04:22,906 --> 00:04:25,369 I can't believe you just gave that dog my jerky! 127 00:04:25,407 --> 00:04:26,983 That dog was gonna kill my ass! 128 00:04:26,996 --> 00:04:28,821 Very selfish of you, Ders! 129 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:31,206 Whoa! 130 00:04:31,507 --> 00:04:32,582 Ow! 131 00:04:32,664 --> 00:04:34,629 - Ow! - Ow, ow! 132 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,489 Come on. 133 00:04:39,665 --> 00:04:40,844 Don't move. 134 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:42,879 Okay? If you don't move, he can't see you. 135 00:04:42,897 --> 00:04:44,778 He's just like the T-Rex in Jurassic Park. 136 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:45,926 Dogs are idiots. 137 00:04:45,957 --> 00:04:47,454 Good thing this isn't a pig or a dolphin. 138 00:04:47,466 --> 00:04:48,673 - We'd be worm food. - Shh! 139 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:49,830 Shut up! 140 00:04:53,256 --> 00:04:55,393 Okay, let's go find the restaurant. 141 00:04:55,447 --> 00:04:56,143 Yes. 142 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,424 How? Which way did we come from? 143 00:04:58,446 --> 00:05:00,151 - That's easy, we... - Oh, yeah, right over here. 144 00:05:00,270 --> 00:05:01,016 Over there. 145 00:05:01,559 --> 00:05:02,315 - No. - This way. 146 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:03,903 Well, I might be turned around, huh? 147 00:05:11,446 --> 00:05:13,508 {pub}Oh, God. 148 00:05:13,533 --> 00:05:15,444 Okay, no signal, no maps, nothing. 149 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,340 - What does that mean, we're stuck out here? - Shh, be quiet. 150 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,930 Honestly, guys, if things get really, really bad, 151 00:05:19,957 --> 00:05:22,972 I will not hesitate to eat one of you. Okay? 152 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:24,993 But not your penises or your boobs 153 00:05:25,009 --> 00:05:26,378 because I respect you guys so much. 154 00:05:26,404 --> 00:05:27,451 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 155 00:05:27,470 --> 00:05:28,896 Thanks, man. That's too bad. I got a feast down here. 156 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,730 Relax, you're not gonna have to eat anybody, all right? 157 00:05:30,755 --> 00:05:32,652 Guys, I was an Eagle Scout. 158 00:05:32,682 --> 00:05:34,153 I got this, okay? 159 00:05:34,187 --> 00:05:35,438 Two months... 160 00:05:35,576 --> 00:05:37,289 I trained with them before they kicked me out 161 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,758 and I became a Beagle Scout, 162 00:05:38,788 --> 00:05:41,015 which is something I invented. - That sounds awesome, dude. 163 00:05:41,034 --> 00:05:42,987 It was just an excuse, so I could get in the city parade. 164 00:05:43,012 --> 00:05:45,201 It was cool, I had this neighbor kid who had some beagles, 165 00:05:45,213 --> 00:05:47,907 and we would pick up the hind legs and walk down the street and wave at people. 166 00:05:47,919 --> 00:05:48,870 Oh, that would look funny. 167 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:49,946 It was awesome. 168 00:05:50,048 --> 00:05:52,719 - It was cool, so... - Cool story, bro. 169 00:05:52,738 --> 00:05:54,144 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 170 00:05:54,219 --> 00:05:56,026 We cannot go up this hill, it's way too slick. 171 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:57,702 We gotta climb that rock wall 172 00:05:57,726 --> 00:06:00,236 or hike who knows how far down that path. 173 00:06:00,258 --> 00:06:01,789 I'm thinking we should climb. 174 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:04,645 Yeah, unfortunately, Ders is right. 175 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,540 Hiking sounds like garbage right now. 176 00:06:06,559 --> 00:06:08,061 All these stupid-ass trees. 177 00:06:08,192 --> 00:06:09,843 I say someone should chop 'em all down, 178 00:06:09,874 --> 00:06:11,341 make an American eagle here. 179 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,466 Oh, I love their new spring stuff. 180 00:06:13,491 --> 00:06:15,644 I'm trying to get my hand on some new carpenter pants. 181 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,060 That would look nice on you, Adam. 182 00:06:17,082 --> 00:06:19,610 They're comfortable, you can put tools in 'em. 183 00:06:20,867 --> 00:06:21,492 Whoo! 184 00:06:21,510 --> 00:06:23,856 Okay, guys, you got this. And remember, Adam and I... 185 00:06:23,872 --> 00:06:25,126 we're right here just in case. 186 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:26,581 Yup, in case you fall to your death. 187 00:06:26,613 --> 00:06:27,798 - All right? - Let's do it. 188 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:28,792 Whoo! 189 00:06:28,835 --> 00:06:29,872 Yeah, you first. 190 00:06:29,905 --> 00:06:31,153 - Hurry up. - You got it. 191 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:33,316 - All right, here we go. - Just get your toe in there. 192 00:06:33,358 --> 00:06:34,172 You got this. 193 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:36,281 Yup, just grab there, put your foot there, nice. 194 00:06:36,305 --> 00:06:37,969 - Yeah, don't be afraid. - If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed. 195 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,839 You'll be all right. We're right here. 196 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,431 - And I just grab there... - Look at him go. 197 00:06:42,462 --> 00:06:44,949 And a-one, and a-two, and a... 198 00:06:46,056 --> 00:06:47,512 - Wow. - Spider dudes. 199 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:50,040 I feel like I'm on top of the aggro crag! 200 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,105 Come on, spill your guts! 201 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:53,933 You guys were right, it's easy peasy. 202 00:06:53,945 --> 00:06:55,890 - Come on up. - Okay, yeah, sure. 203 00:06:55,896 --> 00:06:58,173 - All right. Whoo! Yeah! - So we're coming up. 204 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:01,424 I can't... How did you... 205 00:07:01,443 --> 00:07:03,237 - All right, be careful. - Ow! 206 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,924 I'm gonna slip. I'm slipping! 207 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,746 Hey, no. You got this. Come on. 208 00:07:09,081 --> 00:07:10,763 I'm coming down. Help me come down. 209 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,471 - You don't want a boost? - No, please help me come down. 210 00:07:12,489 --> 00:07:14,934 - Okay. - Oh! Jeebus! 211 00:07:15,021 --> 00:07:16,890 All right. Whoo! 212 00:07:16,909 --> 00:07:19,926 Yeah, there must've been a tectonic shift in the rocks 213 00:07:19,951 --> 00:07:21,132 - after you guys... - Sure. 214 00:07:21,163 --> 00:07:22,906 - We're gonna hike around. - Yeah. 215 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,822 And, uh, we'll come up, and we'll save you in a minute. 216 00:07:25,848 --> 00:07:28,129 - Okay. - Hur... hurry up! 217 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,236 - Slow down, dude. - No. 218 00:07:30,286 --> 00:07:32,463 Blake and Jillian won't survive much longer. 219 00:07:32,514 --> 00:07:35,434 They both use roll-on deodorant. That stuff is like wild animal nip. 220 00:07:35,452 --> 00:07:37,497 What about our survival, Ders, huh? 221 00:07:37,527 --> 00:07:40,292 I'm starving to death ever since you ripped the beef jerky out of my hands. 222 00:07:40,307 --> 00:07:41,955 - You gave it to me. - Yeah. 223 00:07:41,981 --> 00:07:43,843 And then you handed it to a dog 224 00:07:43,871 --> 00:07:45,900 when you should've handed it to my belly 225 00:07:45,919 --> 00:07:47,952 'cause dogs can't sniff through bellies. 226 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,898 Dogs do not have belly sense, Ders! 227 00:07:49,921 --> 00:07:51,792 Idiot. Stupid woods! 228 00:07:51,844 --> 00:07:53,270 I'm gonna die in the stupid woods! 229 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:54,889 - Not helping. - I hate the stupid woo... 230 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:55,974 What was that? 231 00:07:56,078 --> 00:07:58,303 That was a car door in the stupid woods. 232 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:01,042 - That's a military jeep! - Whoa. 233 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,180 Oh, my God, it was probably abandoned here during the Golf War. 234 00:08:04,205 --> 00:08:06,279 No, definitely not. It's a Geo Tracker. 235 00:08:06,304 --> 00:08:07,207 My mom used to have one. 236 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:08,894 Said she was gonna give it to me, but... 237 00:08:09,013 --> 00:08:09,793 Never happened. 238 00:08:09,811 --> 00:08:11,907 Yeah, she probably drove it during the Golf War. 239 00:08:11,996 --> 00:08:13,548 Technically. 240 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,103 Time to tee off. 241 00:08:16,491 --> 00:08:18,448 Get that? It's a Golf War reference. 242 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:19,552 I understand it. 243 00:08:19,603 --> 00:08:21,077 Ahh... 244 00:08:21,145 --> 00:08:23,572 Crush! 245 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:28,224 Another planet devoured by the mighty Galactus. 246 00:08:36,718 --> 00:08:38,049 This is nice. 247 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,119 We never get alone time like this. 248 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:41,232 I hear ya. 249 00:08:41,499 --> 00:08:44,417 I wish Ders and Adam were here too. 250 00:08:44,574 --> 00:08:49,631 So, um, like, are you scared that the dog is gonna come back? 251 00:08:49,682 --> 00:08:53,103 Oh, pssh, no. Come on. That thing's probably long gone, 252 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:54,982 looking for food or something. 253 00:08:55,014 --> 00:08:56,934 That's easy for you to say. 254 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,894 My parents were eaten by dogs. 255 00:08:58,926 --> 00:09:00,910 At least that's what my foster parents told me. 256 00:09:00,994 --> 00:09:04,300 Whoa, that's... that's heavy. I'm sorry. 257 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,414 Oh, no, no, don't be. 258 00:09:06,525 --> 00:09:08,544 Apparently it happened way before I was born. 259 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,473 Ah. 260 00:09:12,847 --> 00:09:15,742 Look, if you're still scared, I can go make you some camouflage. 261 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:16,634 Really? 262 00:09:16,654 --> 00:09:18,715 Yeah, we'll get you to blend in. 263 00:09:18,944 --> 00:09:21,006 I mean, if you think that'll be... 264 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:23,358 yah! 265 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,574 Oh, classic! 266 00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:29,533 Okay, go ahead and rub that around. 267 00:09:29,557 --> 00:09:31,838 I'm gonna go get some sticks and leaves. 268 00:09:32,118 --> 00:09:33,750 Okay. 269 00:09:36,759 --> 00:09:39,667 Oh, my God. Jillian. 270 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,269 It's ditch weed. 271 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:43,913 It's weed! 272 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:49,377 Yes! Thank you, based God! Praise Allah! 273 00:09:51,014 --> 00:09:52,733 Yes! 274 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:57,138 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 275 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,744 Oh, I just want it to smell all over me. 276 00:10:00,779 --> 00:10:02,561 All right. Oh, God. 277 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:04,604 Here we go. I'm gonna go around and get it started. 278 00:10:04,628 --> 00:10:06,166 Wait... no, I was supposed to do that. 279 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,480 Ow, let's go, Ders! 280 00:10:07,505 --> 00:10:09,498 Do I need to get back there and help push this bitch? 281 00:10:09,515 --> 00:10:10,636 That would be nice! 282 00:10:10,661 --> 00:10:13,105 Well, I'm a little busy steering the starship, buddy. 283 00:10:13,136 --> 00:10:14,614 All right, now we're cooking. 284 00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:16,144 - You got it? - Ders, get in! I got it! 285 00:10:16,175 --> 00:10:18,294 - Coming around, coming around. - I got it. Whoo! 286 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:20,507 No thanks to you. A little help from you. 287 00:10:20,523 --> 00:10:21,468 - Good job. - Okay. All right, 288 00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:22,703 wait, turn the lights on; It's pretty dark. 289 00:10:22,765 --> 00:10:24,287 All right. Lights! 290 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,129 Lights on! 291 00:10:26,373 --> 00:10:28,268 Man, this technology is dated, dude. 292 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,922 Just use the lever right there on the side. 293 00:10:29,948 --> 00:10:31,748 Oh, okay, control, lights on. There it is! 294 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:33,036 - Lights on! - Hit the brakes! 295 00:10:33,054 --> 00:10:34,133 I'm hitting them! I'm bailing! 296 00:10:34,152 --> 00:10:35,597 What? What? Adam! 297 00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:37,924 Aah! 298 00:10:40,219 --> 00:10:43,522 Oh, God. Yeah, that thing is scootin'. 299 00:10:43,932 --> 00:10:46,409 It's like the lovebug. 300 00:10:46,785 --> 00:10:49,287 Hey, when you said, "Hit the brakes..." 301 00:10:49,361 --> 00:10:51,665 Did you mean the left brakes or the right brakes? 302 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,966 Whoo. It's been a long time since I've driven. 303 00:11:05,627 --> 00:11:07,510 {pub}Oh, hell, yeah, ditch... 304 00:11:08,384 --> 00:11:09,414 Weed. 305 00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:10,550 Ahh. 306 00:11:10,563 --> 00:11:12,849 Oh, uh, did you want to hit the pipe cone? 307 00:11:13,116 --> 00:11:15,707 Oh, no, I'm not a big pot person. 308 00:11:15,992 --> 00:11:19,320 But I feel like one time I saw someone 309 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:20,987 blowing smoke into someone else's mouth. 310 00:11:21,018 --> 00:11:22,157 Is that a thing? 311 00:11:22,186 --> 00:11:23,740 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 312 00:11:23,759 --> 00:11:24,763 That's called shotgunning. 313 00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:26,831 You actually get way higher when you do that. 314 00:11:26,866 --> 00:11:28,103 Oh, cool. 315 00:11:28,326 --> 00:11:29,695 Would you want to try it? 316 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,879 - With you? Yeah... yes. - Yeah. 317 00:11:31,929 --> 00:11:33,274 Totally. 318 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,860 - I mean, whatever, sure, yeah. - All right, yeah. 319 00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:37,053 - All right, come on, get close. - Okay. 320 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:43,829 Now open your mouth. 321 00:11:44,193 --> 00:11:46,809 Blow my mind, Blakey. 322 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,552 - Mm... - Heck, yes! All right. 323 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,733 All right, now, hold your breath as long as you can, okay? 324 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,452 This stuff's kinda weak, so I'm just gonna just 325 00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:57,237 help that THC get into your brain, okay? 326 00:11:57,278 --> 00:11:59,703 - Mm... - Okay? Yeah! 327 00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:01,126 That's helping. 328 00:12:01,173 --> 00:12:04,884 Oh, yeah. You are gonna feel like a zombie after this. 329 00:12:04,968 --> 00:12:06,821 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just 60 more seconds. 330 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,963 You feeling anything? Feeling anything? Yup! 331 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:11,858 Mad hit, Jillian, you look zoned out! 332 00:12:12,517 --> 00:12:13,713 Jillian. 333 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:15,294 Uh-oh. 334 00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:17,511 Hello, this is a little forest elf. 335 00:12:17,524 --> 00:12:18,964 Wake up, Jillian. 336 00:12:18,984 --> 00:12:21,717 Come on. Come on. 337 00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:23,252 Come on, just through here. 338 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,371 Blake and Jillian gotta be close. 339 00:12:24,396 --> 00:12:25,869 This sucks, dude! 340 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,310 - I know. - I'm starving to death. 341 00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:28,891 Our car ran away. 342 00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:31,206 My body's withering away into a boy body 343 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,147 when I should have a fully grown man body! 344 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,495 - Yeah. - Look for berries 345 00:12:34,514 --> 00:12:37,475 or any sort of... like, if we can find a rabbit, I would... 346 00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:39,106 I'm not looking for rabbits. 347 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:42,885 Oh, look what I found. 348 00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:44,771 Got him. Oh, I got him. 349 00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:47,328 Adam, what are you doing? 350 00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:49,448 Whatever it takes. 351 00:12:49,691 --> 00:12:51,280 Oh, come on! 352 00:12:51,324 --> 00:12:52,361 Jesus. 353 00:12:54,069 --> 00:12:57,078 Actually, not bad. 354 00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,635 Pretty good, kinda tastes like lobster with skin. 355 00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:01,555 That's good to know. Can we please vamonos? 356 00:13:01,578 --> 00:13:04,015 Why didn't you tell me nature lizards were so delicious? 357 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,202 - All right. - Mm. 358 00:13:05,214 --> 00:13:06,612 You're probably a little embarrassed 359 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,930 that I'm more of a survival master than you are, huh? 360 00:13:08,995 --> 00:13:10,318 First lesson in nature, 361 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,104 they're not called "nature lizards." 362 00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:13,499 Just "lizards." 363 00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,202 Well, they're not city lizards. 364 00:13:15,224 --> 00:13:15,869 No, they're not. 365 00:13:15,887 --> 00:13:17,935 I'm in the nature, and I found a lizard. 366 00:13:18,025 --> 00:13:22,302 Henceforth, therefore, it is a nature lizard. 367 00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:23,773 You're probably too scared to eat one. 368 00:13:23,831 --> 00:13:24,683 Not scared. 369 00:13:24,702 --> 00:13:26,236 By the way, if we call them "city lizards," 370 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,327 they'd be Mondo Gecko. 371 00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:28,822 That's a whole different thing I'll get into later 372 00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,144 because I am a survival master. 373 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,712 - I'll find a... - There. 374 00:13:31,731 --> 00:13:33,037 - Here we go. See? - There's one. 375 00:13:33,110 --> 00:13:34,518 Yeah. Eat it. 376 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,956 Not scared. 377 00:13:37,576 --> 00:13:38,468 In my mouth. 378 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:39,702 I didn't think you were gonna do that. 379 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,197 They're not bad, right? 380 00:13:41,215 --> 00:13:44,136 At first they're a little gushy. It's like one of those gushers. 381 00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:46,450 But they don't taste like berries or artificial flavors, 382 00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:47,744 they taste like... 383 00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:48,978 Nutrients. What's wrong? 384 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,365 - You okay? - No. 385 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:52,480 You gotta use your teeth, bud. 386 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:53,794 - It's caught... - Use your teeth. 387 00:13:53,812 --> 00:13:54,964 You've eaten food before. 388 00:13:54,979 --> 00:13:56,829 Oh, God! 389 00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:58,031 Oh, it's coming out your nose! 390 00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,415 - What? - The tail's out! 391 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:00,820 I got it! I got it! 392 00:14:01,645 --> 00:14:02,290 Oh, God! 393 00:14:02,297 --> 00:14:04,319 - Get it! Get it! - No... ow... ow! 394 00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,256 Oh, my God, she's dead. 395 00:14:06,309 --> 00:14:07,682 I gotta dig a grave. 396 00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:09,373 Gotta dig a grave. 397 00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:10,511 Just dig a grave. 398 00:14:11,490 --> 00:14:13,746 - Oh, God. - Oh! Oh, Jillian! 399 00:14:13,771 --> 00:14:15,521 Hey! There you are, buddy. 400 00:14:15,664 --> 00:14:17,440 Did that go how it was supposed to go? 401 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,595 - Yeah. - Yeah? 402 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,993 Yeah, yeah, no, that's... that's... that's it. 403 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:21,962 I got high. 404 00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:24,147 - You got so high! - Both: 405 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,451 You... 406 00:14:25,476 --> 00:14:27,946 - Oh! - Hey, hey. 407 00:14:28,028 --> 00:14:30,703 It's okay. It's just a coyote. 408 00:14:30,784 --> 00:14:33,689 Really, really far away coyote. 409 00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,840 What if there are others, closer? 410 00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,929 They're wild animals, Blake. 411 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:42,012 Jillian, we're wild animals too, all right? 412 00:14:42,123 --> 00:14:44,344 There is a wild animal inside of you. 413 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:46,849 - You think? - Hell, yeah. You kidding me? 414 00:14:46,877 --> 00:14:49,968 And you probably got something like just crazy, 415 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,421 just a savage beast inside of you. 416 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:54,135 What do you think it is? 417 00:14:54,147 --> 00:14:56,287 Oh, I-I don't know. 418 00:14:56,717 --> 00:14:57,530 A lion? 419 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,753 Oh, yeah! Totally! 420 00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:01,735 - Yeah? - You are so a lion. 421 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,400 Well, a lioness. 422 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,660 - Yeah, 'cause of the... - I'm... 423 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:05,658 Vagina thing. 424 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,097 - A lady. - Yeah. 425 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,215 Come on, yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear your lioness roar. 426 00:15:10,239 --> 00:15:12,742 No, what? What if... what if the killer dog hears us? 427 00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:15,385 Well, then, that killer dog's gonna have to... 428 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,802 have to fight Jillian the lioness! 429 00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:20,036 And, uh... and Blake the... 430 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:21,375 Mastodon! 431 00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,060 Yeah! 432 00:15:28,075 --> 00:15:29,662 Oh, yeah! 433 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,737 Yeah, that's... 434 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,825 That's cool, Jillian, I never seen this side of you. 435 00:15:32,843 --> 00:15:35,851 You got a... You got a wild side, girl. 436 00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:37,780 Kinda like it. 437 00:15:37,801 --> 00:15:39,135 - Yeah? - Yeah. 438 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,990 So what makes you a mastodon? 439 00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:43,646 Is it 'cause of your big, giant trunk? 440 00:15:43,925 --> 00:15:47,000 No, I have to take a mastodon-sized crap. 441 00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:50,756 Hold down the fort, Lioness Jillian. 442 00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:52,224 - All right. - Whoa. 443 00:15:52,246 --> 00:15:53,867 - It's coming out already. - Oh. 444 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:58,175 - What was that? - Oh, my God. 445 00:15:58,198 --> 00:15:59,317 It's the dog! 446 00:15:59,587 --> 00:16:01,331 I don't care, man, let it come for us. 447 00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:02,895 Come on, dude. 448 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,251 Don't be such a baby. 449 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,506 Just because mother nature whipped out her delicious mammary 450 00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:10,951 and sprayed nature lizard milk down my throat, 451 00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:13,013 and all she wants to do is murder you. 452 00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:14,380 You must feel bad about that. 453 00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:15,101 No. 454 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:16,833 We are men! We are doing this! 455 00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:18,448 We are men in the woods, and we're doing this! 456 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:18,992 All right. 457 00:16:19,015 --> 00:16:20,220 Men in the woods, and we're doing this! 458 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,784 We are men in the woods and we're doing this! 459 00:16:21,867 --> 00:16:23,849 Okay, ow. I think I hurt my ankle. 460 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,356 Hey! 461 00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:30,558 Guess what. 462 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:33,325 I wasn't back there taking a mastodon dump. 463 00:16:34,063 --> 00:16:37,360 I was changing my animal to better match your lioness. 464 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,524 I'm Blake... 465 00:16:39,603 --> 00:16:40,843 The dire wolf. 466 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,748 Ooh, I like that. 467 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,975 Did you know that when the dude wolf 468 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,486 engages in sex, 469 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:51,495 his genitals swell up? 470 00:16:51,654 --> 00:16:53,111 - Oh, that's very coo... - I wasn't finished. 471 00:16:53,132 --> 00:16:53,966 Oh. 472 00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:56,670 His genitals swell up, and he... 473 00:16:56,820 --> 00:17:01,348 Hooks into the chick wolf, 474 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:04,425 and she can't get away for up to 20 minutes. 475 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:06,332 Pretty cool, huh? 476 00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:09,348 Well, yeah, but I'm a lioness. 477 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,018 Oh, I know. 478 00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:13,779 But haven't you always wanted to see two different animals doing it? 479 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,731 - Yes. - Me too. 480 00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,875 So what do you say? 481 00:17:19,899 --> 00:17:21,297 Permission to hug ya? 482 00:17:21,323 --> 00:17:24,684 Hook it up, Blake. 483 00:17:27,136 --> 00:17:29,018 I can't wait to tell the dudes about this. 484 00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:29,938 - Wait, what? - Huh? 485 00:17:29,964 --> 00:17:31,709 No. No, you can't tell them. 486 00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:32,800 - What? - You can't tell anybody. 487 00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,884 - No. - Wha... that's what you do. 488 00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:37,927 You nail the girl to the wall, you tell the buddies back home. 489 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,219 Come on, you're the lioness, I'm the wolf! 490 00:17:40,421 --> 00:17:42,760 We're gonna rule the Telamericorp jungle! 491 00:17:42,803 --> 00:17:44,873 I'll let you eat my butt on top of the photocopier. 492 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,138 N... wait... no, Blake, we have to think about this. 493 00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:49,118 Okay? Just... just... let's not rush. 494 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:51,848 - What? Come on, wild animals they don't think! - We need to think... 495 00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:52,683 They just... 496 00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:54,643 Do each other! Now, come on! 497 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,165 Life's short. Kiss hard. 498 00:17:56,195 --> 00:17:57,405 What does that even mean? 499 00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:00,218 - I'm gonna bite your ass! - Stop... 500 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,651 No, wait... don't, please. 501 00:18:01,694 --> 00:18:02,575 Bad wolf! 502 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:03,819 No! No! 503 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:06,119 Okay, Blake, I love you, 504 00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:08,388 but you're coming off a teensy bit rapey. 505 00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:09,736 - What are you talking about? - No! No! 506 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,879 - Being men. - All right. 507 00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:14,558 I could... I want some of that... that teat milk or whatever. 508 00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:16,409 - Whoo. - Get off of me, you wolf! 509 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:18,838 It's got Jillian. 510 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:20,245 - Find weapons... find a weapon. - Weapons? 511 00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:21,683 - Find a weapon. - What? 512 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:22,585 Yup. 513 00:18:22,826 --> 00:18:24,886 You ready to quit being a pussy and start being that scout thing 514 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,212 I think I remember you talking about? 515 00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:28,440 Oh, come on. Oh, no, bad wolf! 516 00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:29,476 You know this. 517 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:31,717 Get off of me, wolf! 518 00:18:31,764 --> 00:18:33,485 Oh! 519 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,878 Oh-ho-ho-ho... 520 00:18:34,902 --> 00:18:36,872 Stab it in the head! Right in the eye socket! 521 00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,227 - Blake, Jillian? - Guys? 522 00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,904 Was a dog here attacking you? What are you doing? 523 00:18:39,943 --> 00:18:41,821 Uh-oh, I can taste my brain in my nose. 524 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:44,528 Jillian, are you okay? Did we save your life? 525 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:46,084 Yeah... what? Nobody hooked anyone. 526 00:18:46,096 --> 00:18:47,265 - We were just... I... - Shh! Shut up! 527 00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:49,227 What? 528 00:18:50,065 --> 00:18:51,441 I smell burritos. 529 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:52,594 Follow the leader. 530 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:54,240 That's me in this situation; I'm the leader. 531 00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:55,721 - Yeah. - I'm the leader in this situation. 532 00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:57,513 We're going this way. That was the wrong way. 533 00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,467 - The leader says go this way. - Go, Jillian! 534 00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:08,187 {pub}- Oh, there it is! - Oh, it's open! 535 00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:09,879 All right, I'm gonna go get my hot sauce from the car. 536 00:19:09,904 --> 00:19:11,084 My crystals. 537 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,148 - Crystals. - You guys order for me. 538 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,717 Yeah, I'll get you the pizza. 539 00:19:13,879 --> 00:19:14,964 I'm just joking. 540 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:18,243 But what if I wasn't? You'd be like, "What're you talkin' 'bout, William?" 541 00:19:21,522 --> 00:19:24,109 Looks like I won't be needing you anymore, little guy. 542 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,274 Have a nice life. 543 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,747 Wait, what's that? 544 00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,293 You miss your brothers? 545 00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:32,355 Okay. 546 00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:37,808 Oh. Here we go. Crystal time. 547 00:19:38,874 --> 00:19:40,048 Very cool. 548 00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,810 All right, I've had just about enough of this! 549 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:47,652 So I'm gonna give you one chance to turn around! 550 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:50,057 Right now! Walk away. 551 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,851 Let's do this. 552 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:57,435 Come on. 553 00:19:57,876 --> 00:19:59,908 Come on, you bitch! 554 00:20:01,706 --> 00:20:03,057 Mmm. 555 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,818 - This isn't that good, is it? - Mm-mm. 556 00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:06,724 It's not good. 557 00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:07,866 You could drown it in the salsa, 558 00:20:07,891 --> 00:20:10,389 but the salsa tastes like there's a cup of dirt in it. 559 00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:12,879 Hey. 560 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:15,147 So you're okay? 561 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:18,293 Yeah. I'm okay. 562 00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:19,806 Are... are you? 563 00:20:20,373 --> 00:20:22,004 Yeah, I'm okay. 564 00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:24,462 Like, okay-okay. 565 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:26,536 Definitely. Totally okay. 566 00:20:26,554 --> 00:20:27,855 - Yeah. - I'm okay too. 567 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:31,096 In case you guys care, so... I was out there as well. 568 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,616 Oh, hope you're enjoying your breakfast burritos. 569 00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:38,446 And if you could, por favor, keep eye out for Gus. 570 00:20:38,483 --> 00:20:40,015 Haven't seen him around. 571 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,278 I haven't seen your buddy Gus either, 572 00:20:41,303 --> 00:20:43,412 but there is a chance that he was eaten by a wild dog 573 00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:44,829 that I just murdered in the parking lot. 574 00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:46,520 - Ay. - I just murdered it. I got it. 575 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,952 This... this dog? 576 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,430 This one? 577 00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:56,632 You killed my dog? 578 00:20:57,619 --> 00:20:58,429 Hello? 579 00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:03,539 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 580 00:21:03,589 --> 00:21:08,139 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41408

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