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These are my guys right here.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
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- Oh, stay back!
- Oh, dude.
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The Booty cheeks
in here are flagrant.
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- They are clapping.
- Yes, they are.
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I think it's time to, uh, home in
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on some Valentine's day dates, dudes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Check out this slut-tress
over here, huh?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, man, i have never seen
anything like it.
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She's absolutely obsessed
with the male human penis.
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And that is awesome,
because we have those things.
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Yeah, last time i checked,
i had one, this morning.
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Could you save our spot,
please? Thank you!
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Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in.
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Pardon the interruption...
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Is more
than a cool show about sports.
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It's also the first words
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you heard your future lover spout.
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Yeah, what's your girls' story?
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Are you sponsored by penis,
or what? 'cause that's cool.
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Are you guys talking to us?
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Uh, yeah, you idiot.
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Of course we are.
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I feel like some intros are in order.
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This rock star to my l-izz-eft
is Bl-izz-ake.
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And Blizz be sporting
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one of the most deep-throatable
"lap hogs-sah"
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in this piece.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, can't get it out!
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We call that the "German house music"
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right there.
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And this tall drink of champagne
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over here is the homey Andre.
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He will lap you up.
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Like a dog drinking water.
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Oh, he's thirsty.
Oh, he's thirsty.
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Last, but definitely not gay...
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Straight dude.
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My main man Airwolf, aka Adam.
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He's the kind of guy
that you don't want
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to bring home to mom.
Tell 'em why.
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'cause I'll fuck your mom.
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Ah...
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't get it.
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I felt like
i played that exactly right.
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And she stabbed me in the head.
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What can i say?
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Another Valentine's day with my boys,
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eating heart-shaped pizza
from Rancho Cucapizza.
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- Yummy.
- Oh!
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Guys, we should be eating
Rancho Cuca-penoche.
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Mm-hmm.
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And we did not rehearse
that Lisa Loeb song
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for five hours not to serenade
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our Valentine's day dates, dudes.
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This is making me sad
and i hate being sad.
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Let's go do something un-sad.
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Like watching pornog together
on the big screen.
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That sounds awesome.
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No! Don't you understand?
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Porno's the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls.
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What?
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- Pornog...
- Thank you.
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Is the reason we don't know
how to talk to girls anymore.
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Okay, it's melted our brains into...
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Porn juice or something,
i don't know.
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But we got to meet real chicks
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or else we're never
gonna be real men.
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Okay, sure.
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But where are you supposed
to meet real chicks
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with 48 hours until the big day?
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Realchixxxchat.com.
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Webcam girls?
Come on.
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- This is pornog, right?
- Mm-mm.
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These are real girls
that happen to be online, right?
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Looking for real guys like us
in the real world.
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Yeah, they're real chicks,
they're just sitting there.
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Sometimes they're eating food,
sometimes they're masturbating.
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Plus these real chicks
are going solo.
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Everybody knows
it takes two to porno.
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- Pardon me, pornog, Blake.
- Oh, thank you.
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Holy wobbly-woos.
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We got bb-dubs.
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Look out.
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We got some dominatrix.
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- Muscle babes.
- I'm into that.
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I like vascularity in the breasts.
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Oh, check out this girl
with the Tina fey glasses.
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I wouldn't mind getting
in her bossy pants.
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Stylish, sophisticated.
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Says her name is Justanna.
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Ooh.
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Tokens, we love tokens.
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She's magnificent!
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You know what feels really good?
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Tokens.
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She's breathtaking.
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She's slapping her pussy
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elegantly.
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Wow, look at all the dudes
in this room.
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It's a packed house, check it out.
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They're all checking a load of her.
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I just painted this one,
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because i love beautiful
lookout points.
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Zoiks! She's an art babe!
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Methinks I'm in love.
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Ooh, thanks for the tip,
kevinjamesfan6.
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Oh, God!
These guys are animals.
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The next guy to go private
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gets to see me paint a masterpiece.
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- Go private.
- Wait.
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It's credit card only though.
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I don't care.
I'm on it, boys.
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- Oh, yeah.
- That's okay, yeah, baby.
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait...
- Saving her life.
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Before we take the honor
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of going private with Justanna,
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i wanna make it clear
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that we do not crank down
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under any circumstances.
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We will treat her like a lady.
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We will treat her like a real chick.
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You know, but what is the
definition of "cranking down"?
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The definition of "cranking down" is
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grabbing your penis and thrusting it
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until you climax.
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Grabbing your penis
and thrusting it? Sure.
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- Cool, cool.
- I promise.
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Here we go.
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Ooh, hey, boys.
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Hey!
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Wow, three boys?
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So much to love.
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Tell me about yourselves.
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Well, i feel the easiest way
to do that would be...
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and a three, and a two, and a...
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you say
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i only hear what i want to
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i don't listen hard
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i don't pay attention
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to the distance
that you're running
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to anyone, anywhere
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i don't understand,
if you really care
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I'm only hearing negative,
no, no, no, no
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Here's my trick.
It is called...
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"Rocking our baby."
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That's our baby right there.
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And i drop the baby,
and then i catch it.
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- I will be a great dad.
- Whoo!
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I mean, as soon as you have
him treating you that way...
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abusive... you get the heck
out of there.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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- No. What?
- Aren't we done?
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It's not that bad, i guess.
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I love you so much.
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Oh, oh!
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you say
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i only hear what i want to
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Stay.
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And we'll be back
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with more Workaholics.
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{pub}Who's crying?
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Hey, whoa, whoa, hey,
hands where i can see 'em, man.
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We said no cranking down!
That's part of the agreement.
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I'm not cranking down!
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What the hell's going on in here?
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Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejack!
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- What?
- Yeah.
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We watched some yoga guy do it
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in a video the other day.
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This is legal.
I'm not using hands.
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We said cranking down.
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No, no, not legal.
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Slack your bone now, Adam.
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I will tell myself
when to slack my bone.
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I'll slack it for you!
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Oh, you're gonna slack it for me?
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Hey, morning, boys.
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Hey!
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Must have fallen asleep.
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Have you guys been watching me
all night?
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Yeah, well,
these two bozos fell asleep,
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but...
I watched you all night long.
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That's sweet.
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- I dreamt about you.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, i made you breakfast.
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I got some toast, some Beerios,
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extra carbs for masturbating all day.
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You guys are the best, i mean it.
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We're feeling you too.
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So we're gonna go,
'cause we got work,
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we're gonna be late.
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I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast.
See ya.
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We got computers at work,
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we'll see you in 30.
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I don't get it.
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Why would realchixxxchat be
a forbidden website?
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Makes no sense.
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The company's only supposed
to block pornog.
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Does the name realchixxxchat
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even sound remotely
like a porno site?
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What next?
He's gonna block Google?
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Because there's two "o"s,
and they look like breasts?
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That doesn't make any sense.
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You can watch all kinds of stuff.
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Yes, lord knows, last week,
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all we were doing all day
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was watching breast-feeding videos.
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And those Brazilian kids that
were dancing behind each other.
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They were like five years old.
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Justanna, right now, is going
private with a ton of dudes.
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Probably rich dudes
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who are wearing Aristotle
and Ambercrombie & Fidge.
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And we're just sitting here
all merona-ed out.
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Okay, she's a real chick.
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So we need
to treat her like a real chick
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and force her to love us.
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- Sure, yeah.
- Thank you.
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I got it.
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But, dude, we can't flex on fools,
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if we can't even log on.
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Alice's computer accesses pornog.
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How do you know that?
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Because sometimes...
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I masturbate in her office.
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Alice, you're not gonna believe this.
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We just saw your ex-husband
in the parking lot.
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Ooh! For Valentine's day?
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That is so cute.
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My ex is in the parking lot?
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Yeah.
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And he's asking for you.
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He mentioned he had
a surprise. It's flowers.
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For Valentine's day!
Oh, my God!
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- It makes so much sense!
- There are flowers.
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I haven't seen that jerk
in, like, four years.
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I wonder who died.
Excuse me.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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- He probably still loves you.
- Yeah.
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See what...
go, go, go, go.
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Justanna better not be showing
her milk missiles
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to the whole goddamn world.
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Men can be such creeps.
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Maybe i should go on first, alone.
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Mmmmaybe i should
probably go on first,
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to protect her from assholes
like kevinjamesfan6.
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- Hmm, no, no.
- Excuse me!
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- Hmm, no, okay?
- Pardon me.
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- Pardon moi, all right?
- Pardon me.
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'cause i think i should take
the lead here, boys,
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because i did mention
that i had a question about art.
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Hey!
260
00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:00,290
Look who's just in time
to see me slap it!
261
00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:03,376
Hey!
262
00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,219
Okay, okay.
263
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,596
I took my time to create a composite
264
00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:15,788
of both of our faces,
265
00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:17,890
so we can see
what our child would look like.
266
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:18,991
Bad dad.
267
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:20,519
I'm calling him Justsven.
268
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,761
He's got your eyes and my mouth.
269
00:09:21,886 --> 00:09:22,928
Oh, very homely.
270
00:09:23,053 --> 00:09:24,689
Bad genes, bad genes.
271
00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:26,598
Oh, I've always wanted a little boy.
272
00:09:26,723 --> 00:09:28,701
Well, you got one!
He's got your eyes.
273
00:09:28,826 --> 00:09:29,945
And also, I'd love to take you
274
00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,503
to lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga.
275
00:09:31,628 --> 00:09:33,281
- Okay, excuse me.
- Romantic.
276
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,940
Actually, we said one topic per.
277
00:09:35,065 --> 00:09:36,175
- So it's my turn.
- It's romantic.
278
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,577
And i would like to ask you
279
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,712
to wobble your noobs back and forth,
280
00:09:39,837 --> 00:09:41,080
so i can ejaculate in my pants.
281
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,314
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
282
00:09:42,439 --> 00:09:43,749
Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay?
283
00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:44,834
We said no masturbating!
284
00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,185
I'm not masturbating.
285
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,787
And actually we said,
"no cranking down."
286
00:09:47,912 --> 00:09:49,339
And I'm not cranking down.
287
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,691
I'm just trying
to secrete my love to you...
288
00:09:51,816 --> 00:09:53,183
- Stop it.
- Without using hands.
289
00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,526
That's enough.
290
00:09:54,651 --> 00:09:55,961
And that's not creepy.
291
00:09:56,086 --> 00:09:57,389
Go ahead and put
your blouse back on, hon.
292
00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:58,698
I have a question about art.
293
00:09:58,823 --> 00:10:00,166
Okay?
Will you paint me nude?
294
00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:01,600
All right, all right,
295
00:10:01,725 --> 00:10:02,634
that actually could be
the one I'm doing.
296
00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:03,645
Stop it!
297
00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:04,804
You're really here.
298
00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:07,039
Look, you hurt me really bad,
299
00:10:07,164 --> 00:10:10,209
but I'm willing
to give you another cha...
300
00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:12,487
you're my secret admirer?
301
00:10:18,608 --> 00:10:20,912
Game on.
302
00:10:21,145 --> 00:10:22,154
Does this body work for you?
303
00:10:22,279 --> 00:10:23,789
It's actually very hard.
304
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,127
- It's very hard.
- My body, your face.
305
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,212
Oop!
306
00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:31,931
Oh, it's...
307
00:10:32,056 --> 00:10:34,676
so...
308
00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:35,667
ohh
309
00:10:35,792 --> 00:10:36,802
i turned the radio on
310
00:10:36,927 --> 00:10:38,270
i turned the radio up
311
00:10:38,395 --> 00:10:39,681
and this woman was singing my...
312
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,182
That is enough.
313
00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:42,726
'cause...
314
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:46,730
That was not my ex-husband.
315
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,914
You know, i thought
that he looked a lot like bill.
316
00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:50,883
I was like, "her ex-husband
looks a lot like bill."
317
00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:52,235
- I just put it together.
- Yeah.
318
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,853
Jillian!
She pranked us.
319
00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:55,113
We all just got joshed.
320
00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:56,655
I do not appreciate it
321
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,758
when people fuck
with my personal life.
322
00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:02,895
Now clock out and go home!
323
00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:04,664
So you think i was naive
324
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:05,865
- Now!
- Okay, totally.
325
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,083
Very sorry, all right.
326
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,590
{pub}I can't believe i didn't get
to say good-bye.
327
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:16,760
Didn't say... dude,
we almost lost our jobs today.
328
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,170
Um, i don't think we should be
having this conversation
329
00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:19,637
without Justanna.
330
00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:20,906
No, we should not, okay?
331
00:11:21,031 --> 00:11:22,441
We need to actually just stop
332
00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:24,268
this whole Justanna addiction.
333
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:26,436
I'm sorry, but someone's got
to be the adult here.
334
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:27,855
Where are you going?
335
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,081
I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi.
336
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:30,215
What's it look like?
337
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,566
I got to blow some steam off.
338
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:32,651
So what?
339
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,277
You just take a dump on my dreams,
then you leave?
340
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,989
It's what i do best.
341
00:11:38,155 --> 00:11:39,824
That guy.
342
00:11:39,990 --> 00:11:41,618
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
343
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,062
Let's go...
344
00:11:43,187 --> 00:11:44,037
- Get his laptop.
- Make a salami sandwich.
345
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,897
You know, it's crazy,
346
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:46,966
from up here, Rancho Cucamonga seems
347
00:11:47,091 --> 00:11:48,541
like a small town.
348
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,735
You know, someday,
this city could be all ours?
349
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,922
Oh, it's just so beautiful
up here, Anders.
350
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,540
Actually, um...
351
00:11:55,665 --> 00:11:56,976
I've got a hard on.
352
00:11:57,101 --> 00:11:59,211
Oh, well, then
why don't you pull it out
353
00:11:59,336 --> 00:12:01,213
and stroke it and...
354
00:12:01,338 --> 00:12:03,682
I'll turn my pussy into a glove.
355
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,617
Okay, all right.
356
00:12:05,742 --> 00:12:07,619
God, you're such a real chick.
357
00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:08,645
I love it.
358
00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,989
Now, if we do this,
359
00:12:10,114 --> 00:12:12,757
i would love for you
to call me your fav.
360
00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:14,093
Call me Dave, your fav.
361
00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:16,945
No, David, your favor-ID.
362
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,321
- Hey, David!
- What?
363
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,031
Okay, say I'm your Valentine.
364
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:21,616
We knew you'd be at lookout point.
365
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:23,993
How cliche can you get,
you backstabbing slut?
366
00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:25,804
Oh, you said no cranking down.
367
00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:26,805
You're such a hypothetical.
368
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,248
You're a hypothetic.
369
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,499
Yep, and disgusting.
370
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,543
Hey, guys, i told him to pull it out.
371
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,169
Hey, Justanna, the men are talking.
372
00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:36,148
So that whole song and dance
about breaking up
373
00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:38,207
was all a bunch
of baloney sandwich meat?
374
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,274
- It's my laptop!
- Your laptop?
375
00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:42,121
- It's my laptop.
- Your laptop?
376
00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:44,973
More like, soar, laptop!
377
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,683
Justanna!
378
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,017
What have you done?
379
00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:49,228
I immediately regret doing that.
380
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,062
- I'm sorry about that.
- Look at us!
381
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,531
We're supposed
to be in this together!
382
00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:53,965
Hey, dorks!
383
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,267
Shut up!
384
00:12:55,392 --> 00:12:57,068
I'm trying to finish this "v" day
385
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,820
with a BJ!
386
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,272
High school BJs, dude.
387
00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:01,698
Miss 'em.
388
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,775
I got like...
389
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,368
I never got one.
390
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,245
That's what time travel is
gonna be for.
391
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,748
Hey!
392
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:10,815
Shh!
393
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,167
Oh, hey, boys.
394
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,585
We're hoping
395
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,955
that you would join us in real life,
396
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,390
in reality,
397
00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:19,791
uh, for Valentine's day.
398
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,092
Just the four of us.
399
00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,262
Wait, i just put in $500 worth
of time the other day.
400
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,014
Why don't you just put in
a little more, okay?
401
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,866
Because i can't,
my credit card's maxed out.
402
00:13:27,991 --> 00:13:29,100
I bought a laptop.
403
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,352
What kind
of Bobo credit card do you have?
404
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:32,471
It's not Bobo, it's Discover,
405
00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:33,539
and it pays to, okay?
406
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:34,856
Doesn't seem like it.
407
00:13:35,332 --> 00:13:36,542
'cause you're the one
who maxed it out,
408
00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:38,934
trying to hands-free Jack when...
really?
409
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,153
That's a worthy endeavor.
410
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,214
You don't have
the mental bandwidth
411
00:13:42,339 --> 00:13:43,715
to pull that off, playboy.
412
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:44,749
I don't have the mental bandwidth?
413
00:13:44,874 --> 00:13:46,085
No.
414
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:47,994
You have no idea how wide my band is.
415
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,205
- It's like a cat's tail.
- You know what?
416
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,022
I'll hands-free right now.
Watch, in public.
417
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,181
- Go for it.
- Watch, I'm doin' it.
418
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,541
I'm at half-mast already.
419
00:13:53,817 --> 00:13:55,835
- Hey, fellas.
- I'm gonna blow in a minute.
420
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,396
If you could be quiet for one minute,
421
00:13:57,521 --> 00:13:58,713
i will explode in my pants.
422
00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,964
- Cool it!
- People will see you.
423
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,066
Okay, there's a lot of pressure here.
424
00:14:01,191 --> 00:14:02,550
There's too much pressure.
425
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,136
I need you,
i need my dude crew, right now.
426
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:06,305
Because I'm gonna ask her
if we can go private
427
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,972
for free, all right?
Just for a second.
428
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,892
- Just for your daddies.
- No, I'm not allowed.
429
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,143
Okay.
430
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,812
You've got to be kidding me.
What?
431
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,013
That was fun!
432
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:17,349
All right, kevinjamesfan6 says,
433
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:18,484
"pay up or shut up.
434
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:21,587
Now start beating your bread box"?
435
00:14:21,712 --> 00:14:22,921
- Oh, you don't...
- That's our girl!
436
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:24,239
You don't talk
to our woman like that!
437
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,657
Tell him to...
438
00:14:26,422 --> 00:14:29,369
- Uh...
- Mm...
439
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,429
What did we say to that one guy?
440
00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:31,746
We were leaving the bar...
441
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,599
- You said...
- No, and i said,
442
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:35,583
- "oh, suck it."
- Yes!
443
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,137
I said "suck it."
With, like, three "u"s though,
444
00:14:38,262 --> 00:14:39,170
so he knows we mean business.
445
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,539
Anna!
I'm being told
446
00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:41,840
there's someone in your chat room
447
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,975
hassling customers, is that right?
448
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,777
Well, block him,
and get back to slapping it!
449
00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:46,778
Now!
450
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,306
- Banned?
- What?
451
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,152
Fu-u-u-u-udge!
452
00:14:53,277 --> 00:14:54,986
Uh, Superfudge.
453
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,288
Judy Blume.
454
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:59,232
It's a... literary classic.
455
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:06,906
{pub}So, according to my credit card bill,
456
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,700
this is the real chick's chat office.
457
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,743
We just need
to be some polite-ass dudes,
458
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,255
charm the fuck out of the secretary.
459
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,413
Oh!
460
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,956
She'll probably tell us
where Justanna lives.
461
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,190
Yeah, then we can tell 'em
462
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,325
about that abusive boyfriend dude.
463
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,860
That's right.
464
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,061
And then we can have
Justanna move in with us,
465
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:20,982
for at least Valentine's day.
466
00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:22,082
What? You're leaving?
No, stay.
467
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:23,169
No, i thought
you would have left already.
468
00:15:23,294 --> 00:15:25,800
I thought i could leave,
but i was wrong.
469
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,403
Mm! Drama.
470
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,938
Girlfriend, please.
471
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,472
Have you guys seen Entourage?
472
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,641
His name's "drama," he's funny.
473
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:34,576
I think he's, like, the funny one.
474
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,852
Oh, my God.
475
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:36,945
You guys.
476
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,354
You guys, we had it all wrong.
477
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,607
Realchixxxchat is like
a giant sex prison.
478
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,616
Our plan just shape-shifted.
479
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:42,818
We got to save these girls, man.
480
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,252
We got to go find Anna,
and then we got
481
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,654
to open up
a battered-women's shelter.
482
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,557
- At our house, preferably.
- I say we split up,
483
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,033
just in case one of us
gets caught or something.
484
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,025
I'll go this way.
Psych.
485
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,027
I'm going this way.
Justanna!
486
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,787
Justanna!
Justanna!
487
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,097
I saved your life.
488
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,566
You're free! Run!
489
00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,067
Come on, you're free!
Get out of here!
490
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,068
Justanna?
491
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,336
Oh, hey!
Damn, girl.
492
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,462
Hey, just...
oh, I'm sorry.
493
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,005
Justanna?
494
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,549
You're free to go, okay?
Get out of here.
495
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,108
Excuse me,
496
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,844
uh, I'm looking for Justanna.
497
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,511
- I was gonna free her.
- Justanna?
498
00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:11,471
Yeah, i mean, I'll free you too.
499
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,472
See, it's no big deal.
500
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,806
- God, boy!
- Jeez!
501
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,350
Get back here and suck my dick.
502
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,559
- Justanna!
- Strong!
503
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,978
You're free, go.
Go, tan!
504
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,229
Go tan!
It's still sunny out!
505
00:16:20,395 --> 00:16:21,230
Holy shit!
506
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,066
Suck it.
507
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,092
Oh! Come on, let's go!
508
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,360
You don't have to be here anymore.
509
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,328
Hey! My show! My tips!
510
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,763
- Motherfucker!
- Ow!
511
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,741
- You get your ass out!
- Ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus!
512
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,742
Justanna!
513
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,736
- Oh!
- Justanna!
514
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,663
Oh, my God! We're gonna
come back for you guys.
515
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,072
We're gonna free those... you.
516
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,417
- Justanna!
- Yeah, it's on now!
517
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,610
Animals.
518
00:16:41,735 --> 00:16:43,812
Were they chasing you?
519
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:46,982
Justanna?
520
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,091
Nope.
521
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,967
Just me.
522
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,152
Great job, fellas.
523
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:53,054
Trespassing and possibly assault.
524
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,722
Cops will love that.
525
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,024
No, the cops are gonna love you.
526
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,983
Because you're running
a sex trafficking business.
527
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,528
Sex trafficking?
528
00:16:59,653 --> 00:17:00,937
I'm on the board of
the chamber of commerce, fellas.
529
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,697
Well, then you let her out
of that chamber!
530
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,699
Of commerce.
531
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,001
Hey, look, man, all right?
532
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,236
Justanna's our sweetheart, okay?
533
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,696
She's everybody's sweetheart.
534
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,489
We're not leaving without her.
535
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,543
Okay, I'll call her in.
536
00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:15,744
Anna?
537
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:18,813
Anna?
538
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,549
I don't know how to work the phone.
539
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,208
So maybe we should just go to her.
540
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,552
Ooh, that's naughty.
541
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:24,619
You're bad.
542
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,688
- Here we go.
- Justanna!
543
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:27,822
It's me! It's us!
544
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:28,965
Hey! Hey!
545
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,216
- Hands off!
- Okay.
546
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,493
These guys came here
to rescue you, Anna.
547
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,721
They said you're their sweetheart.
548
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,798
What are you guys doing here?
549
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,934
Uh...
550
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,602
Well, if you must know,
551
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,020
we think we're falling for you, babe.
552
00:17:43,186 --> 00:17:44,548
Like, in the love way.
553
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:46,307
Blake, you guys don't even know me.
554
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,710
I think we actually know
a lot about you.
555
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,612
There's a little twinkle in your eye,
556
00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,157
you have those cute little glasses,
557
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,992
and the way you smack your pussy.
558
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,285
Okay, well, what you don't know is
559
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,370
that three babies crawled
out of here.
560
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,456
But what about
the paintings? Your art?
561
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,583
You can't just flush
your dreams down the toilet.
562
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,377
The art is just a gimmick.
Keith paints these.
563
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,087
You like 'em, right?
Cool paintings?
564
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,497
No, they're bad, they're terrible.
565
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:12,300
It's like a stupid,
dumb baby drew 'em.
566
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,402
- Oh, a dumb baby drew this?
- Dumb little baby.
567
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,328
You're showing your ignorance
of composition.
568
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:17,764
Okay, so we're here
569
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,849
because you're the happiest,
most joyful person
570
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,601
that we've ever shared
our lives with.
571
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,519
And we want to share
the rest of our lives with you.
572
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,563
I've been in and out
of psych wards my whole life.
573
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,249
You guys just don't want to be alone
574
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:30,401
on another Valentine's day.
575
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,069
That's...
576
00:18:32,235 --> 00:18:33,946
- yeah, that's it, sure.
- Okay.
577
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:36,557
I tell you what.
578
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,786
How about tonight, and tonight only,
579
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,732
i come, uh, hang out with you guys?
580
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:47,268
What do you say?
581
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,905
Three giant babies crawled
through that vagina hole?
582
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,548
- Oh, man.
- Pass!
583
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,775
And she was committed?
584
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,635
So she's, like, a nuts person?
585
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,679
Oh, yeah, let's not forget
the most important thing.
586
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,138
She wasn't an artist, okay?
587
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,281
Deal breaker.
588
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,650
- Not for me.
- Right, sure.
589
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,051
It was more the crazy thing
590
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,311
and all the babies crawling
out of her vag.
591
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:06,655
Thought she was an artist,
and she lied to us.
592
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:08,523
Three gross little things.
593
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,024
Can we get two kamikazes?
594
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,626
But...
595
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,071
She did teach us how to talk
to real chicks.
596
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:17,498
Yeah. Yeah.
597
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,326
Yo!
Hey, what's up?
598
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,903
How about i intro you birds
599
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,038
to my main man Der-kenstock
over there?
600
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,106
Over here!
601
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,582
We call him the plumber,
602
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,611
because he will straight fix
your leaky pipes.
603
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,922
He ain't lyin'.
Speaking of lion...
604
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,816
My main man with the mane, ma'am,
605
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,342
this is Blake, ma'am.
606
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,593
Hung like a rhino,
607
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,654
and educated about women's bodies,
608
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,790
like a gyno... cologist.
609
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:42,890
- Floop!
- That was good.
610
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,600
That was really good, Ders.
611
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,729
- "Like a gynecologist."
- That's a vaginal doctor.
612
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,597
- Right.
- That's him.
613
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,032
I can hear that, i can hear that.
614
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,433
- That's checking out.
- Yeah, it is.
615
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,988
And last, but definitely not gay...
616
00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,572
- Mm-mm.
- No can do.
617
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,440
- Pew-pew! Pew-pew!
- We got Adam.
618
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,659
And why don't you ladies
go ahead and give him a hand?
619
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:03,744
Because he doesn't need one.
620
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,747
Oh, we're doing that?
Oh, we're doing that right now?
621
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,881
Bring it on, man.
622
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,833
I think i can handle that.
623
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:13,855
Oh, I'm at half-mast already.
624
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:15,990
- Get it, boy.
- Hoo! Hoo!
625
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,026
Papa came to play.
Papa came to play.
626
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,220
He's hands-free masturbating
in front of you.
627
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,805
Oh, it's working!
It's actually...
628
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:24,833
- oh!
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
629
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:25,850
All right.
630
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,518
You got me wet.
631
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:32,060
How about i return the Favreau, John?
632
00:20:32,185 --> 00:20:32,997
- Nice.
- Oh!
633
00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:35,664
- He's a direct...
- Hey, what are you doing?
634
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:36,444
Whoa, man, okay.
635
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:37,979
What do you say we just go home
636
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,280
and boot up some porno?
637
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,548
Yeah, I'd love to.
638
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,866
We don't have a laptop, remember?
639
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:46,178
Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50.
640
00:20:46,895 --> 00:20:49,790
- That's a date.
- It's been a while since we've seen it.
641
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:54,390
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