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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,607 You're a punk bitch, 26! 2 00:00:02,732 --> 00:00:04,939 Kill yourself, 26! 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,143 Oh, come on, number 26, 4 00:00:06,268 --> 00:00:07,817 you fat piece of dog crap! 5 00:00:07,983 --> 00:00:09,146 Ride the pine, 26! 6 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:10,736 Park that ass! 7 00:00:10,902 --> 00:00:12,780 26 sucks! 8 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,740 Hey, can you guys, uh, just quiet that down, please? 9 00:00:14,906 --> 00:00:16,325 Totally. We'll be respectful. 10 00:00:16,491 --> 00:00:18,119 Wipe the butt lube 11 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:19,662 off your hands, 26! 12 00:00:19,828 --> 00:00:22,873 Hey! No, actually, I mean stop it! 13 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:24,125 Okay? That's my son. 14 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,429 - Yeah. - Sorry. 15 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:27,165 Sorry about that. We didn't know. 16 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:28,265 - All right, no sweat. - Let's go, 26! 17 00:00:28,390 --> 00:00:30,134 - Let's go, 26! - Whoo! 26! 18 00:00:30,259 --> 00:00:33,092 You're not a total failure. Don't listen to everyone! 19 00:00:37,345 --> 00:00:40,724 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 20 00:00:48,398 --> 00:00:50,651 - Keep it moving. - If only he didn't get tackled. 21 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,757 - That's what I would have done. - Oh, there he is! 22 00:00:52,882 --> 00:00:53,821 My nephew Billy has the ball. 23 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,026 Billy has the ball! Go Billy! 24 00:00:56,886 --> 00:00:58,284 Ohh! 25 00:01:00,890 --> 00:01:02,132 - Yes! - Holy cow! 26 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:04,301 That kid is a jock! 27 00:01:04,426 --> 00:01:05,770 Love to see what he could do in the pool. 28 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:07,084 - I bet he's got great waltz. - Yeah. 29 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,306 All these kids, they're just children out there. 30 00:01:09,431 --> 00:01:11,130 A lot of them probably haven't even sprouted pubes. 31 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:12,631 Put me in... I'm a real man. 32 00:01:12,797 --> 00:01:15,279 I've got a very dense bush. 33 00:01:15,550 --> 00:01:16,814 Man, look at that visor. That thing's rad-ass. 34 00:01:16,939 --> 00:01:18,315 He looks like cobra commander. 35 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:20,184 His touchdown dance is a little weak. 36 00:01:20,309 --> 00:01:22,853 What I would do, if I ever actually played football, 37 00:01:22,978 --> 00:01:24,755 is I'd do the dance before the play even started. 38 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,186 Let 'em know what's up. 39 00:01:26,311 --> 00:01:27,157 Just a little... 40 00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:28,659 - Right. - Oh. 41 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:30,962 Yeah. Very fun dance. 42 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:32,329 - Timberlake. - I like it. 43 00:01:32,454 --> 00:01:34,765 Um, it's kind of stupid to do it before the play, 44 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:36,238 'cause then the opponent knows that you're gonna get the ball. 45 00:01:36,404 --> 00:01:39,492 I bet you $100 I would still be able to score. 46 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:40,618 I don't bet, so... 47 00:01:40,784 --> 00:01:42,673 - I bet you do. - I bet I... 48 00:01:42,798 --> 00:01:45,080 - nice try. - Yeah, I got you, dude. 49 00:01:45,246 --> 00:01:46,944 I used to be a major player in the gambling world, 50 00:01:47,069 --> 00:01:48,579 - all right? - Mm. 51 00:01:48,704 --> 00:01:49,880 - I lost everything. - Hmm. 52 00:01:50,005 --> 00:01:52,004 Including my mind. Haven't gambled since. 53 00:01:52,170 --> 00:01:54,551 No, I remember that. You lost, like, 80 bucks. 54 00:01:54,839 --> 00:01:56,545 It was money your grandma gave you for your birthday. 55 00:01:57,008 --> 00:01:58,188 No, but she had to cancel her subscription from cable 56 00:01:58,313 --> 00:01:59,523 for a month. 57 00:01:59,648 --> 00:02:00,591 Sometimes, when you're a grandma, 58 00:02:00,716 --> 00:02:02,059 a month's all you got. 59 00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:04,996 Wanna make that 80 bucks back? 60 00:02:05,266 --> 00:02:08,020 - It's the fat kid! - Oh, you turded in our pool. 61 00:02:08,186 --> 00:02:09,366 Yeah, that's right, you fucking losers. 62 00:02:09,491 --> 00:02:10,689 All those things are true. 63 00:02:10,855 --> 00:02:12,274 - Okay. - And just so you know, 64 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:14,818 any and all betting at RC South goes through us. 65 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:15,986 How about it? 66 00:02:16,665 --> 00:02:18,864 You boys looking for some action? 67 00:02:19,030 --> 00:02:20,911 In the back section? No. 68 00:02:21,036 --> 00:02:22,312 Thank you. I'll pass. 69 00:02:22,437 --> 00:02:24,348 I'm not into sex with strange dudes. 70 00:02:24,619 --> 00:02:25,955 What the... what are you talking about? 71 00:02:26,208 --> 00:02:27,985 I'll bet you 20 bucks that our boy Billy Belk 72 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:29,333 scores the next touchdown. 73 00:02:29,499 --> 00:02:30,587 Billy scores a lot of touchdowns. 74 00:02:30,712 --> 00:02:32,086 All right? You have to give me odds. 75 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,691 Okay, sure. We'll take evens. 76 00:02:33,962 --> 00:02:35,548 No. You sound like an idiot. 77 00:02:35,714 --> 00:02:37,049 Look, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. 78 00:02:37,519 --> 00:02:38,663 We'll double the money 79 00:02:38,788 --> 00:02:40,430 and take two-to-one odds on our prop. 80 00:02:40,555 --> 00:02:43,264 Let's keep that vig under... 100. 81 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,770 - 10... - I'm at 85. 82 00:02:45,895 --> 00:02:47,604 If you got 85, that's a good bet. 83 00:02:47,729 --> 00:02:50,145 Dude, that's a good bet. I'd take that all day. 84 00:02:50,311 --> 00:02:51,175 All right. 85 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:52,609 All right! 86 00:02:52,897 --> 00:02:54,078 Oh! 87 00:02:54,203 --> 00:02:55,901 Oh, see that? Yeah! 88 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:57,014 - There he goes! - There he goes! 89 00:02:57,139 --> 00:02:59,717 - Keep goin'! - Oh, my God! 90 00:03:03,199 --> 00:03:04,789 I want that. Thanks, man. 91 00:03:04,914 --> 00:03:05,890 - Nice playing. - All right. 92 00:03:06,015 --> 00:03:07,124 Hey, boys... 93 00:03:07,249 --> 00:03:08,659 Let's make it rain. 94 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:19,894 95 00:03:27,098 --> 00:03:29,101 These guys are gonna be easy money. 96 00:03:29,267 --> 00:03:30,414 - Totally. - Yeah. 97 00:03:30,685 --> 00:03:32,149 I mean, come on, spray it, guys. 98 00:03:32,274 --> 00:03:33,230 Come on. 99 00:03:33,396 --> 00:03:37,221 What... are you crazy? 100 00:03:37,346 --> 00:03:38,789 Yo. 101 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,696 Yo, that dude's using the short urinal. 102 00:03:40,862 --> 00:03:42,740 He must have a short dick! 103 00:03:43,285 --> 00:03:44,494 Uh, no, this is just the available urinal, 104 00:03:44,619 --> 00:03:46,076 so I'm using it. 105 00:03:46,242 --> 00:03:48,165 Yeah, available to anyone with a little dick. 106 00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:51,290 No. 107 00:03:51,456 --> 00:03:53,604 If anything, it's for a larger penis, 108 00:03:53,729 --> 00:03:55,773 because it has more room to droop 109 00:03:55,898 --> 00:03:57,775 and it doesn't have to rest on a urinal cake. 110 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,944 No, man, I think I saw it when you whipped it out. 111 00:04:00,069 --> 00:04:02,179 It was small and looked like a cocktail shrimp. 112 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:03,814 I didn't even have it out all the way. 113 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,207 That was just the tip of the iceberg, as they say. 114 00:04:06,638 --> 00:04:08,223 Hey, hey, can I borrow your dick? 115 00:04:08,389 --> 00:04:09,558 I need to get something out of my teeth. 116 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:11,956 "Dicks, dicks, dicks. 117 00:04:12,081 --> 00:04:14,625 We're in high school, all we talk about's dicks." 118 00:04:14,750 --> 00:04:19,818 News flash... dicks, we all got 'em, if we're boys. 119 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:21,737 - That was cool, dude. - Yeah. 120 00:04:21,903 --> 00:04:22,967 We should, like, 121 00:04:23,092 --> 00:04:24,448 gamble all the time... start a casino. 122 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:25,970 Who's, like, the most indianest of us all? 123 00:04:26,241 --> 00:04:28,205 No, dude, we... we can't, all right? 124 00:04:28,330 --> 00:04:29,740 Yes, we made it rain combos, 125 00:04:29,865 --> 00:04:31,830 which we've been talking about doing for years. 126 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:34,444 But... We're done, all right? 127 00:04:34,569 --> 00:04:36,200 Finished. Okay? 128 00:04:36,325 --> 00:04:37,314 - I guess. - What's up, guys? 129 00:04:37,439 --> 00:04:39,630 - Oh! Hey, Billy. - Yo. 130 00:04:39,796 --> 00:04:40,751 - Billy Belk. - Hey. 131 00:04:40,876 --> 00:04:41,952 That was a great game. 132 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:44,635 These are my work homies, so... 133 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:45,589 What's up, homey? 134 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:46,679 Hot chick, bro. 135 00:04:46,845 --> 00:04:48,092 - Yeah? - Reminds of the days 136 00:04:48,217 --> 00:04:49,693 I almost hooked up with chicks like that, 137 00:04:49,818 --> 00:04:51,028 back when I almost played football. 138 00:04:51,153 --> 00:04:52,396 I was, like, too busy mascotting, 139 00:04:52,521 --> 00:04:53,964 so I was like... it took up all my time. 140 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:55,499 Yeah, she's okay, I guess. 141 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:57,106 Gives a decent blowj, but don't they all? 142 00:04:57,272 --> 00:04:58,607 - Tsh. - Oh, right? 143 00:04:58,773 --> 00:05:00,859 - That's cool. - "Blowj" means "blow job." 144 00:05:01,025 --> 00:05:02,236 So anyway, it's like I always say. 145 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,308 I'm all about bangin' [bleep], suckin' [bleep], 146 00:05:04,433 --> 00:05:06,376 and takin' [bleep]. 147 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:09,159 Those are honestly, like, my three favorite things. 148 00:05:09,325 --> 00:05:11,024 That's cool that you're always saying that. 149 00:05:11,149 --> 00:05:12,683 Yeah, man, I know exactly where the [bleep] iqs, 150 00:05:12,808 --> 00:05:15,249 and when I get there, what to do with it. 151 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,421 Yeah. Seriously, though, I'm so jealous of you guys. 152 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:19,294 Slayin' mad older box all the time... 153 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,524 Oh, yeah. 154 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:22,193 These immature high school bitches 155 00:05:22,318 --> 00:05:23,393 won't give it up unless you're their boyfriend, 156 00:05:23,518 --> 00:05:25,551 so I gotta settle for blowjes. 157 00:05:25,717 --> 00:05:27,631 Ohh, that... aw, man, that must... 158 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:29,430 Suck. 159 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,068 Girls can't even fit my wiener in their mouth. 160 00:05:31,193 --> 00:05:33,225 Yeah, yeah, my dick's so big, it has a ribcage. 161 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:35,101 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I got a huge... 162 00:05:35,226 --> 00:05:36,528 - huge one. - Hell yeah. 163 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:38,342 - You've never said that before. - Uncontested. 164 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:39,565 Cool, dude. 165 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:41,245 Sorry to interrupt. 166 00:05:41,370 --> 00:05:43,247 Just wanted to give you gentlemen my card, 167 00:05:43,372 --> 00:05:45,320 in case you care to make any more wagers. 168 00:05:45,486 --> 00:05:47,351 Look, I love a good card, but... 169 00:05:47,476 --> 00:05:49,241 We're done, so see ya. 170 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,057 Take it. 171 00:05:53,182 --> 00:05:54,163 You never know. 172 00:05:58,791 --> 00:05:59,900 {pub}Whoa! 173 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:01,712 What is this, God Of War? 174 00:06:01,878 --> 00:06:04,339 Ascension, it's God Of War: Ascension. 175 00:06:04,505 --> 00:06:06,683 It's like, uh, like French Canadian. 176 00:06:06,808 --> 00:06:08,241 Like, "eh," that's the Canadian part. 177 00:06:08,366 --> 00:06:09,720 And then "cension." 178 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:11,278 Guys, I've got great news! 179 00:06:11,403 --> 00:06:13,724 This is insane. Tanya Michaels, 180 00:06:13,890 --> 00:06:15,934 the point guard for RC South lady wolves... 181 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,551 according to her relationship status, 182 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:19,062 she's now single. 183 00:06:19,228 --> 00:06:20,981 - She's really good too. - Yeah. 184 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,573 Which is gonna be messing with her mental game. 185 00:06:22,698 --> 00:06:23,991 She's gonna be totally boy crazy all over the place. 186 00:06:24,116 --> 00:06:25,652 Also, Kevin Slater just tweeted, 187 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:28,571 "midnight tacos tonight. #yummy." 188 00:06:28,696 --> 00:06:30,264 - Yeah, they are good. - Guys, that's crazy! 189 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,431 He's supposed to wrestle tomorrow. 190 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:32,867 He's not gonna be able to wrestle 191 00:06:32,992 --> 00:06:34,735 - if he's got #diarrhea. - "Hashtag." 192 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,533 That's a pound sign. That's, like, a Twitter thing. 193 00:06:36,658 --> 00:06:37,755 All right, Ders, why are you even bothering 194 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,098 with stupid high school kids? 195 00:06:39,223 --> 00:06:40,125 Internet stalking? Come on. 196 00:06:40,291 --> 00:06:41,241 - That's beneath you. - We're not stalk... 197 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:42,336 pause the game for a second. 198 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:44,296 Guys, I'm looking for an edge right now. 199 00:06:44,462 --> 00:06:45,646 I got a system that's already yielded 200 00:06:45,771 --> 00:06:47,347 six positive expectation wagers, 201 00:06:47,472 --> 00:06:48,682 and that's... that's a real thing. 202 00:06:49,258 --> 00:06:50,719 Ugh, these high school football players 203 00:06:50,885 --> 00:06:52,720 have boy bodies... I'd destroy them. 204 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:55,122 I have a man body. I'm borderline dad body. 205 00:06:55,247 --> 00:06:56,557 I have shoulder hairs. 206 00:06:56,682 --> 00:06:58,143 Actually, I found a gray one the other day. 207 00:06:58,309 --> 00:07:00,027 Ders, you quit gambling 'cause you lost all your money. 208 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:01,688 Why would you go back? 209 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:03,196 Those were scratch-offs. Okay? 210 00:07:03,321 --> 00:07:04,798 Those are random. You just scratch. 211 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:06,400 You don't know what you're gonna get! 212 00:07:06,525 --> 00:07:07,668 - You don't know. - This is high school sports. 213 00:07:07,793 --> 00:07:08,447 He knows. 214 00:07:08,572 --> 00:07:10,030 I'm a former high school athlete, guys. 215 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:11,572 Yeah, you were good. 216 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:12,873 You sort of peaked in high school. 217 00:07:12,998 --> 00:07:13,874 Oh, man, didn't we all, though? 218 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:16,662 Yeah. Yeah, we did. 219 00:07:16,828 --> 00:07:18,413 Here they come. Yo! 220 00:07:18,579 --> 00:07:20,541 Didn't think I'd hear from you so soon. 221 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:21,667 Bet you did. 222 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,335 Well played. 223 00:07:23,608 --> 00:07:24,419 Check it out. 224 00:07:24,585 --> 00:07:25,879 My man! 225 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:27,187 Ohh! 226 00:07:27,312 --> 00:07:28,215 Ohh! 227 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,303 Hey, toothpick! 228 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,730 I'm the number one 229 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:38,398 but I ain't trying to be that number 230 00:07:38,523 --> 00:07:39,935 I'm just here to beat it up 231 00:07:40,101 --> 00:07:42,235 I just came to lay the law, my girl 232 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,871 I'm all about my cheese 233 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:45,172 I'm talkin' 'bout the karma 234 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:46,774 I don't want no baby mama 235 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,676 I don't want that kind of drama, nah 236 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,978 number one, I ain't trying to be that number, girl 237 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,823 I'm here to beat it up 238 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,247 I just came to lay the law, my girl 239 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:56,083 I'm all about my cheese 240 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,578 I'm talkin' 'bout the karma 241 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,286 I don't want no baby mama 242 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:01,455 I don't want that kind of drama, nah 243 00:08:01,622 --> 00:08:03,657 He doesn't have the balls to grab titties. 244 00:08:03,782 --> 00:08:05,002 Respect yourself. 245 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:07,527 - Whoo! - Whoo! 246 00:08:07,652 --> 00:08:08,495 - Whoo! - Whoo! 247 00:08:08,620 --> 00:08:09,882 - Whoo! - Whatever. 248 00:08:10,048 --> 00:08:11,842 Great, we just lost all our money. 249 00:08:12,008 --> 00:08:13,067 There goes my iguana fund. 250 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:14,401 Well, boys, it was a pleasure 251 00:08:14,526 --> 00:08:16,036 doing business with you. 252 00:08:16,161 --> 00:08:18,086 Wait. Oh, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on, hang on. 253 00:08:18,211 --> 00:08:19,683 Let's go double or nothing, just so we can break even. 254 00:08:19,849 --> 00:08:21,602 You don't have anything to bet. 255 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:23,103 Yes, I do. 256 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,544 I'm willing to bet my 'Vo 257 00:08:24,669 --> 00:08:26,148 on the homecoming game. 258 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:30,611 RC South is gonna run away with it, okay? 259 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:32,285 North can't stop belly Belk. 260 00:08:32,410 --> 00:08:35,449 - Plus, your car sucks, so... - My car sucks? Oh... 261 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:36,658 - Yeah. - Sucks. 262 00:08:36,824 --> 00:08:37,992 - It does. - Well, yeah? 263 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,427 What if we bet for RC South to lose? 264 00:08:40,552 --> 00:08:42,329 - What? - Yeah. 265 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:44,416 You're betting against Billy Belk? 266 00:08:44,582 --> 00:08:46,460 He's... he's, uh, overrated. 267 00:08:46,626 --> 00:08:48,368 - Wow. - I think we do it. 268 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:50,172 Ders has a bet. 269 00:08:50,338 --> 00:08:51,639 All right! 270 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,306 All right, yeah! 271 00:08:53,431 --> 00:08:54,374 - Okay, cool. - It's all fun. 272 00:08:54,499 --> 00:08:55,676 - Enjoy. - See you at the bet! 273 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,054 - Yeah. - See you guys at the bet. 274 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:58,646 Are you crazy? 275 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:00,390 - You're betting against Billy. - Yeah. 276 00:09:00,556 --> 00:09:02,382 Because we're gonna get Billy so drunk tonight 277 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:03,784 that he's not even gonna be able 278 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:04,952 to show up to the game tomorrow. 279 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,563 - Ohh. - Right, yeah. 280 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,484 Billy, Jilly! What's up? 281 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:12,292 - 'sup, boner. - Ha ha, no. 282 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,487 You'd be able to tell. 283 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:15,072 What's up, erection? 284 00:09:15,238 --> 00:09:16,406 I don't have an erection, Jillian. 285 00:09:16,572 --> 00:09:18,377 Oh, Blake, I don't want Billy 286 00:09:18,502 --> 00:09:20,118 drinking too much before the game tomorrow, okay? 287 00:09:20,284 --> 00:09:21,995 - Oh, yeah, me neither. - Shut up! 288 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,604 God, no wonder you have cats instead of kids. 289 00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:27,084 Go wait outside until I'm ready to leave. 290 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,243 Cats are kids. 291 00:09:30,368 --> 00:09:31,213 "Kiddens." 292 00:09:31,379 --> 00:09:32,913 Billy! 293 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:34,548 What up? What's up, man? 294 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:36,426 Buh-buh-Billy boy! 295 00:09:36,592 --> 00:09:38,052 What it is, what it is, what it should be. 296 00:09:38,177 --> 00:09:40,138 Did you bring some Jimmy hats, my main man? 297 00:09:40,304 --> 00:09:42,489 - Hell, no! - Oh, yes, nice. 298 00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:43,857 - Whoa. - No fear, I like that. 299 00:09:43,982 --> 00:09:45,258 I also like the clothing company. 300 00:09:45,383 --> 00:09:46,694 I have a shirt. I'll give it to you. 301 00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:48,522 - "Second place, first loser." - Strong shirt. 302 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:50,130 Okay, all right, what the hell are you guys talking about? 303 00:09:50,255 --> 00:09:51,274 Where are the chicks? 304 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,499 You guys promised me 305 00:09:52,624 --> 00:09:53,901 I'd get to to completion tonight. 306 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:55,028 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 307 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,336 They're coming, and, uh, 308 00:09:56,461 --> 00:09:57,470 to put it in laid-man's terms, 309 00:09:57,595 --> 00:09:58,706 he's gettin' laid, man. 310 00:09:58,831 --> 00:09:59,907 Yeah, man! 311 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:01,508 Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 312 00:10:01,633 --> 00:10:03,936 All right, it's time for you to meet our buddy, 313 00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:04,973 tubba [bleep]. 314 00:10:04,985 --> 00:10:07,915 It's cool, 'cause it'll make your brain all relaxed, right? 315 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,668 But your heart... It might explode. 316 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:11,384 We bought, like, 800 cans 317 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:12,713 when we found out they made it illegal. 318 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:14,188 It killed 14 kids in West Virginia. 319 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,388 - No joke. - Mm-hmm. 320 00:10:15,513 --> 00:10:16,690 - Heart attacks. - I'm ready. 321 00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:18,218 Yeah, we got a tub of it. 322 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,346 Here's to no more blowjes and real sex! 323 00:10:23,455 --> 00:10:25,565 Do it, drink, drink 324 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:27,835 don't want no juice, no juice 325 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,404 a splash of grape drink with my grey goose 326 00:10:31,529 --> 00:10:33,150 help me get looser 327 00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:35,542 drink, drink, don't want no juice 328 00:10:35,818 --> 00:10:38,739 no juice, a splash of grape drink 329 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:39,947 - Beat that tub! - What? 330 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,450 - Beat that tub! - What? 331 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,660 Top shelf vodka, I can't stop her 332 00:10:43,826 --> 00:10:45,352 a night at the opera, nothing but drama 333 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:47,831 she took a drink and another, drink and another 334 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:50,000 now she lit, up 335 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,710 and now I gotta babysit 336 00:10:51,876 --> 00:10:53,462 I was trying to take her out, take her home and hit 337 00:10:53,628 --> 00:10:55,756 she was cute, I was trying to just get some love 338 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,632 she wanna pick a fight with some chick in the club 339 00:10:57,798 --> 00:11:00,427 I gotta break it up, break it up 340 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,763 gotta break it up, break it up 341 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:06,016 sugar water purple, sugar water purple 342 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:08,341 - alcohol - uh-huh, uh-huh 343 00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:10,277 - Whoo! - No! 344 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:11,779 It's part of the game. 345 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:14,281 [Bleep]! Son of a bitch! 346 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:16,443 - This is my guy. - Yeah! 347 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,052 - This is my guy. - Whoo! 348 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:21,822 I mean, like, what do you say to these girls 349 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:23,241 to get you to blowj them? 350 00:11:23,407 --> 00:11:25,182 I mean, I know what I'd say, 351 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,913 but I wanna hear it from, like, another poon master. 352 00:11:28,079 --> 00:11:30,499 I'll say anything to get the mouth. 353 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,335 And, like, you're not scared, right? 354 00:11:33,501 --> 00:11:35,253 I mean, there's nothing to be scared of? 355 00:11:35,419 --> 00:11:36,904 Scared of what? 356 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,906 I heard this story about this girl whose [bleep] 357 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,259 Had like a fingernail, and this guy's tongue got... 358 00:11:41,425 --> 00:11:43,386 yeah, I heard about that. Sliced open. 359 00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:44,611 What's with you dudes? 360 00:11:44,736 --> 00:11:46,306 Where's the 'tang? 361 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,548 I need to shoot the silk milk before our big game. 362 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,684 - Empty the nuts! - Yeah. 363 00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:52,152 - Empty nu... yeah. - We know. 364 00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:54,054 I'm... I'm so used to doing it, I... 365 00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:55,649 you think my nuts are ever full? 366 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,526 - Like, so many... - Oh, the... the girls, 367 00:11:57,692 --> 00:11:59,359 whoa, they're close, and then it says 368 00:11:59,484 --> 00:12:01,113 that they're juicin' for you. 369 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:02,989 They're juicing and they're ready for silk milk. 370 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,407 - Let me see that. - Wait, no... 371 00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:06,451 dude, you didn't get any text messages. 372 00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:08,368 No, that's a password thing. It's an old phone. 373 00:12:08,493 --> 00:12:10,205 - Oh, password protected. - Did you delete it? 374 00:12:10,371 --> 00:12:12,439 What? You only got one chick that ain't Jillian 375 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:13,841 in your contacts. 376 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:15,627 Kim better be ready to take it. 377 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:18,011 Don't call... not Kim! Don't call... 378 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:20,841 yeah, I'm looking for Kim. Is she there? 379 00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:24,584 No, I don't want to take taekwondo classes, dude. 380 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,138 I already did that. 381 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,188 Should have thought about that... 382 00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,490 Kim's a dude? 383 00:12:30,615 --> 00:12:32,059 He's a sensei. 384 00:12:32,226 --> 00:12:34,521 You guys don't know one chick, do you? 385 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:35,730 Yeah, uh... 386 00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:37,364 I trusted you losers. 387 00:12:37,489 --> 00:12:39,532 I even told you about bangin' [bleep], 388 00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:41,570 suckin' [bleep], and takin' [bleep]. 389 00:12:41,736 --> 00:12:43,237 - He does always say that. - He's always... 390 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:45,448 - yeah, that's cool. - And, just so you know, 391 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:47,909 your tiny little shrimp dick 392 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:49,744 has a Facebook page. 393 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,278 And I liked it. 394 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:53,513 Billy! Billy! 395 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,209 What is going on 396 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,252 with this shrimp dick stuff, man? 397 00:12:58,377 --> 00:13:00,954 - A lot of people are talking. - It's stupid, okay? 398 00:13:01,079 --> 00:13:02,222 I went to the high school football game, 399 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:04,091 I used the little kiddie urinal, 400 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,859 'cause no one else was using it, and now, 401 00:13:05,984 --> 00:13:07,574 all of a sudden, I have a little kiddie penis? 402 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,629 - Come on, man, that's... - No, that makes sense. 403 00:13:09,754 --> 00:13:11,558 - Bathroom 101. - Yeah, everybody knows that. 404 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,602 It's not true, okay? What, do you wanna see it? 405 00:13:13,768 --> 00:13:15,035 - You wanna see it? Huh? - Us? No. 406 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,870 Well, you keep talking about it. 407 00:13:16,995 --> 00:13:18,106 - How 'bout I show it to ya? - I'd love to see it. 408 00:13:18,272 --> 00:13:19,572 Oh, you do? Okay, great. 409 00:13:19,697 --> 00:13:20,859 All right, I'm gonna show it to you. 410 00:13:21,025 --> 00:13:22,200 You ever seen it? 411 00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:23,837 - I haven't seen it. - I've never seen it. I'd love to see it. 412 00:13:27,948 --> 00:13:29,117 Eh. 413 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,121 Nah. 414 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,556 Nope. Not tonight. 415 00:13:36,681 --> 00:13:38,335 Guess it wasn't your lucky day. 416 00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:49,780 {pub}Two minutes till game time and no sign of Billy. 417 00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:51,548 Good plan, Beez. 418 00:13:51,673 --> 00:13:53,517 Hey, what can I say? 419 00:13:53,642 --> 00:13:55,185 - Brains of the op. - Thanks. 420 00:13:55,351 --> 00:13:57,229 So you guys heard about Billy, huh? 421 00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,822 What's the matter? 422 00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:01,248 Is your star running back not feeling too good? 423 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,610 Mmm... 424 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,238 Ooh, cry about it. Ooh, he's not here. 425 00:14:06,404 --> 00:14:08,532 - Ooh, I'm crying about it. - That's really insensitive. 426 00:14:08,657 --> 00:14:09,991 - Why? - Okay. 427 00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:11,900 Greetings, football fans. 428 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,746 Today, Rancho Cucamonga South is dedicating the game 429 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:17,290 to Billy Belk, who was in a car accident last night. 430 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,875 Luckily, he's in stable condition 431 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,752 with a broken collarbone at St. Joe's. 432 00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,480 Now let's... Go, wolves! 433 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:27,250 He's okay. He's okay. 434 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,803 Billy! Billy! Billy! 435 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,855 - Billy! Billy! - They seem motivated. 436 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,257 Billy! Billy! Billy! 437 00:14:34,382 --> 00:14:35,992 Billy! Bill... 438 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,477 Oh, here we go. 439 00:14:41,522 --> 00:14:42,766 - Yep. - Get him. 440 00:14:42,891 --> 00:14:44,401 Yeah! 441 00:14:44,526 --> 00:14:46,861 Yeah! 442 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,807 Touchdown, RC South! 443 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,575 All right! All right! 444 00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:55,178 Lot of game left to be played. 445 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,913 Oh... Fugg. 446 00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,508 Go 447 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,543 go 448 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,379 go 449 00:15:04,545 --> 00:15:06,289 And a reminder, all wolves fans, 450 00:15:06,414 --> 00:15:08,625 - the snack shack is open... - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 451 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,026 Oh, my God. Okay, please win. 452 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,127 Please win. 453 00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:12,679 Hey, north! 454 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:16,474 Time for those boy bodies to blossom into man bods. 455 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,184 Let's hit puberty right now! 456 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,537 Check it out, dude. 457 00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:23,398 This chick's totally digging my style. 458 00:15:23,564 --> 00:15:24,508 Ooh. 459 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,235 Five, six, seven, eight. 460 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:28,987 T-I-n-y! 461 00:15:29,153 --> 00:15:31,489 You ain't got no alibi. Your dick's tiny! 462 00:15:31,773 --> 00:15:34,075 Yeah, yeah, it's tiny! 463 00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:36,019 She's looking right at you when she's saying that. 464 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,555 T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi. 465 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,874 Your dick's tiny, yeah, yeah. 466 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,493 - It's tiny! - I, like... oh, my God. 467 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:43,861 - I need a snack. - Whoo! 468 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,625 - You going to the snack shack? - Yeah. 469 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:46,930 Could you get me some snatchos? 470 00:15:47,055 --> 00:15:48,499 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, grab me a mounds. 471 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:52,677 First down! 472 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,305 That's a 26-yard completion 473 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:56,373 for RC South. 474 00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,744 This is not happening! 475 00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:03,246 You're right. 476 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,549 It's not. 477 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,983 Where you going? 478 00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:10,654 Wait, just wait till Blake gets back, dude. 479 00:16:10,779 --> 00:16:11,773 I'll take some nachos. 480 00:16:11,898 --> 00:16:13,557 Uh, anything else I can get you... 481 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:17,127 popcorn, pizza, corn dog? 482 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:18,578 I'll take a corn dog. 483 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,791 Oh, man, I was just laughing to myself, Jerry, 484 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,543 because I was joking about betting my 'Vo, 485 00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:27,370 and I thought maybe you thought I was serious. 486 00:16:27,495 --> 00:16:28,797 - What? - You didn't know? 487 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,575 I was joking, man. 488 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:32,634 Yeah! 489 00:16:33,835 --> 00:16:35,637 Belk just took the field! 490 00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:38,214 Ladies and gentlemen, number 33, 491 00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:39,716 Billy Belk! 492 00:16:39,841 --> 00:16:43,311 Billy! Billy! Billy! 493 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,488 Look at the football dance. 494 00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:46,022 Look at that touchdown dance. 495 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,627 Let's hear it for him! 496 00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:57,659 Hey, uh, remember... 497 00:16:57,893 --> 00:16:58,869 How I was joking? 498 00:16:58,994 --> 00:17:00,078 Uh, I was joking about joking. 499 00:17:00,244 --> 00:17:01,496 So bet is definitely still on. 500 00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:03,748 I'll be right back. Do you guys want a mounds? 501 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:05,909 Billy! Billy! Billy! 502 00:17:06,034 --> 00:17:08,912 Billy, you should really be in the hospital. 503 00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:10,681 But, by God, I'm glad you're here with us! 504 00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:13,083 Now, get out there and bring this one home! 505 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,918 Go, Billy! Go! 506 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,012 All right, Billy! 507 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:19,806 Let's make sure you don't fumble the ball! 508 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,521 All right, we're handing it off to you, Billy. 509 00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:28,064 Do your thing. Got it? 510 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,001 Uh... 511 00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:32,402 Blowjes. 512 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:34,863 Same old Billy. 513 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:35,939 Ready? Right! 514 00:17:36,064 --> 00:17:38,008 Agh! Grr. Whoo! 515 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:41,011 First and ten, RC South. 516 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,848 Let's go, Billy! 517 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:49,252 Set! Red 30! 518 00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:51,087 All right. Come on, come on, come on. 519 00:17:51,253 --> 00:17:52,755 Hut! 520 00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:54,625 Whoa! [Bleep]. 521 00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:57,385 Ho ho ho ho! 522 00:17:57,551 --> 00:17:58,761 Billy Belk tackled for a loss. 523 00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,363 - Good effort! - Second and 23. 524 00:18:00,488 --> 00:18:01,764 We're lucky he didn't fumble! 525 00:18:01,930 --> 00:18:03,667 Get off the field, little boy! 526 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,136 Oh, man. 527 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:10,073 I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. 528 00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,317 I'm a big, bright, shining star. 529 00:18:13,669 --> 00:18:16,654 Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! 530 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,406 Billy! Billy! 531 00:18:20,157 --> 00:18:22,877 Set! Hut! 532 00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:30,418 Fumble it! Billy, fumble! 533 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:31,628 Billy, fumble! 534 00:18:34,723 --> 00:18:36,382 535 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:39,886 I'm more than a mascot, dad! 536 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:45,767 537 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,020 - Whoa! - What the... 538 00:18:49,186 --> 00:18:50,355 oh, my God, did you just see that? 539 00:18:50,521 --> 00:18:51,514 I'm trying to keep my car, man! 540 00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:53,233 - Anders. - What the hell? 541 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,359 What's up, Billy? 542 00:18:54,525 --> 00:18:55,852 - What? - What? Who is that? 543 00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,554 That's the real Billy. 544 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,190 Hey! Heeey! 545 00:19:00,315 --> 00:19:01,959 Hey, yeah! 546 00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:04,744 I got a big ol' dick! Yeah, baby! 547 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,622 H-u-g-e! 548 00:19:07,788 --> 00:19:09,457 Who's got a big dick? Me! 549 00:19:09,623 --> 00:19:11,125 Blake! Remember me? 550 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:13,878 You said I had a small one. I got a big one1 551 00:19:14,096 --> 00:19:16,548 - hey! - Whoo! Whoo! 552 00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:18,424 - Oh! - Stop! 553 00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:21,094 - What are you doing? - Help me! 554 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,345 Meet at the 'Vo! Meet at the 'Vo! 555 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:23,780 Meet at the 'Vo! Aah! 'Vo! 556 00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:26,717 Hey... whoa. Stop! 557 00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:33,549 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 558 00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:37,961 - Yo. - Help me down. 559 00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:39,062 - Dude... - That was awesome. 560 00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:40,130 - We gotta go. - You see? 561 00:19:40,255 --> 00:19:41,498 I almost scored a touchdown. 562 00:19:41,623 --> 00:19:43,000 I saw that. Where's Blaze-onday? 563 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,801 I don't know! 564 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,737 Whoa, there he is! 565 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,204 What are you doing under there? 566 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,572 Where do you think you're going? 567 00:19:49,697 --> 00:19:50,873 That's my car! 568 00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:51,975 No, no, no, no, no. 569 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,543 RC South lost. 570 00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,211 Yeah, but you dick heads tampered with the bet! 571 00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:57,413 Okay, all right, fine. Then I guess, uh... 572 00:19:57,538 --> 00:19:59,424 It's a push, right? 573 00:19:59,549 --> 00:20:01,486 Unless you, uh, want to let it ride. 574 00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:03,061 Then I get to pick the over/under. 575 00:20:03,186 --> 00:20:04,012 On what? 576 00:20:04,445 --> 00:20:06,139 On, um... 577 00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,490 Well, there's been a lot of talk 578 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,026 about my buddy here's dick size. 579 00:20:09,151 --> 00:20:11,494 - Huh? - Yeah, you... 580 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:14,355 what's the line? 581 00:20:14,521 --> 00:20:16,733 Three inches. 582 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,067 Hard. 583 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,569 That's a little smokie. 584 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,529 Which are delicious. 585 00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:22,947 I'm kind of hungry right now, man. 586 00:20:23,113 --> 00:20:24,240 - Whew! - Even if it's small, 587 00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:25,308 it can't be that small, right? 588 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,609 No, of course not. 589 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,045 That's unrealistic small. 590 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,413 Yeah, scientifically improbable. 591 00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:31,982 Yeah, that's an Atari joystick, man. 592 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:34,008 - That's impossible. - Okay. 593 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:37,128 We'll take the over. 594 00:20:37,294 --> 00:20:38,504 - All right! - All right! 595 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:39,547 - There it is. - Appreciate it, man. 596 00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:46,444 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 597 00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:48,464 Could ya maybe turn the radio up? 598 00:20:48,589 --> 00:20:49,932 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 599 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:56,871 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 600 00:20:56,921 --> 00:21:01,471 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42029

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