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- Satan's power is fierce,
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but nothing's more powerful
than the Lord's Force!
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Wolf!
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David!
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Gibraltar!
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Samson'.!
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Ram!
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For more information
on the Lord's Force,
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visit our website
and follow us on Twitter.
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And hey, God bless.
Have a great day.
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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How did these buff dudes
escape my radar?
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I thought I knew
about every single buff dude.
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- No, Samson?
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With those bats, like, "clock,
clock, clock, clock, clock."
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- No, no, no. Ram.
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With the phone books.
Ripping phone books.
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That's the ultimate move
for buff-assness.
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- Dude, when did you say
they're coming to town?
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We have to see
these buff-ass dudes.
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- Tomorrow.
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And we are going.
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And then
after we watch the show,
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I'm gonna try out
for the Force.
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- All right, but you know
those guys are, like,
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Chris Tucker religulous,
though, right?
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- Yeah, no,
I'm very religulous.
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You know, Father, Son,
Holy-what have you.
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Noah's Art. Two animals
going onto a ship to have sex.
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Unconditional love
for Jesus Christ.
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Do you guys
wanna watch a video
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of a dude
blowing his brains out?
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- Uh, I do, and I don't.
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- Well, we are going to.
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- Annie, this is
for you and the kids.
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There's no other way.
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[deep inhale]
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[gunshot]
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- Let's just, uh,
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put on some twerk videos
or something, right?
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- Yeah, twerk, for sure.
- Yeah. All right.
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[beatboxing]
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$5'
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I'm fresh
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You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta
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You gotta be fresh
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[metal music]
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- Brat-dogs.
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[barking]
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- Whoo! Brat me, braj!
- Mm.
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Comm' right up,
my brat braxa.
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j Mm'.
_ !
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- Hey, tickets!
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Who's got some tickets?
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I'll trade you
a beer and a brat for a ticket.
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- Man, I cannot
even believe-
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the one time I wanna go
to church, and I can't get in.
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- God, we gotta
get in there.
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I do not wanna miss them
lift that 1,000-pound cross.
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For real.
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What are we gonna do?
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- We just gotta ask ourselves,
W.W.J.Z. do?
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- What would-
what would Jay-Z do?
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- Yeah.
- He'd probably rap about it.
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He'd rap about it,
and he'd rap about it
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And then he'd pass
the mic to Blake
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Nah, nah, I don't want
the mic, give it to Adam
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I don't need-
I don't want the mic either
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So I'll pass it
back to Ders
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It's back to me
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I don't mind that
'cause I'm a R-A-P
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P-E-R, where's my car?
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I mean my whip, guys,
where's my whip, guys?
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Rappin', stoppin',
I don't want the mic, Blake
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- I don't want it.
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- There you go.
- Thank you so much.
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- Yeah, we just left our stub.
Went to get-
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- Oh, whoa. No, no, no.
Sorry, friends.
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You need tickets
to get in here.
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- No, they said we actually
didn't need
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to bring our stubs out here,
we left 'em in there.
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Hate carrying
too many stubs around.
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- Oh, well, I hate it
when jokesters
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try to pull
a fast one on me,
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so why don't you guys go and,
uh, get out of the line, please?
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Thank you very much.
- Okay. All right.
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You know what?
We'll come clean.
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We never bought tickets.
We're lying to you,
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which proves we need to get in
there and see the Lord's Force,
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so we can become
better people
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and not liar people.
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- We gotta be saved.
We're bad people.
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I mean,
I used to make my, uh,
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G.l. Joes have huge orgies
with my neighbors Barbies.
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- Yeah, and when I was a kid,
I always tried
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to make my dog
have sex with my cat
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'cause I wanted a cat-dog.
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Turns out their dicks
don't fit into cats,
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and the cat limps now.
- Yeah.
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When I go to Subway,
I ask for a water glass,
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and I always
fill it with Fresca
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because I'm a monster, sir.
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- Okay, guys,
you're not gonna get in.
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Now, there's an 8:00 A.M.
service here in the morning.
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You guys come back, you get your
church in that way, all right?
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Now, please
get outta the line.
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- No, I don't wanna see
some stupid preacher
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talk
about stupid church stuff.
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I wanna see two big-ass dudes
liftin' a big ol' cross
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over their big ol' head!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hew
Now, I'm gonna call security.
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Now, get outta here!
- Oh.
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- All right.
- Jesus.
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- You know what?
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Someday I'm gonna
be on the Lord's Force,
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and then you'll
feel like a stupid idiot
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for not letting me in!
- Heck yeah.
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- Phone book. Rip!
- Show 'im.
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- Just like the Lord's Force!
- Show him.
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Just like the Lord's Force!
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Whatever.
You see how far I threw that?
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- Uh-huh.
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- Got muscles.
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- Hew
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- Oh, that's very-
that's actually pretty good,
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but you know what?
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In all seriousness,
suck on my dick, dude!
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And I said, "No, man,
you drive a garbage truck"
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And then I pass
the mic to Adam
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And then I take the mic,
and I don't know what to do
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So I pass the mic to Blake
- I don't want the-
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Oh, there they are!
There they are! They're here!
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- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh! Oh! Watch it!
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- Get outta the way!
Get outta the way!
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- Hey
- What's up?
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- How you guys doing?
- Good.
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- [screeching]
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- Okay, I'm sorry, they're-
they're a little starstruck.
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I don't get starstruck.
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I saw Tony Shalhoub
at the airport one time.
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Didn't even mention Monk.
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Just winked.
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- Ah, cool.
Uh, did you guys enjoy the show?
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- No, 'cause we
didn't even see it.
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Somebody didn't know
we had to get tickets.
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Argh! You should just
shoot yourself in the head
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and put it on YouTube!
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- Oh, that's too bad. Well,
it was nice meeting you guys.
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- Yeah.
Stay strong, use His power.
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- Wait, hang on.
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Um, we're gonna
go out for a beer.
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Do you guys want beers?
We'll buy you beers.
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- I could go for one.
It's been a while.
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- You know
that's not a good idea.
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Hey, thanks a lot, guys.
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- Wait. Uh-
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- No. Hey!
- Adam-
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- no, please! Please let us
buy you beer, please!
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You guys are my heroes!
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- Easy there, tiger.
Back in your cage.
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- [chuckles]
- [stammering]-buy you a beer?
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- One beer.
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- Yeah! One beer!
- Yes!
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- So there I was.
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600 pounds across my back
in front of 10,000 people...
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when I hear the voices
of 10,000 angels.
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- Only it wasn't
the voice of angels.
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- Nah, it was blood
shootin' outta my ears.
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I blew my eardrums out.
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[laughter]
- Oh, my God.
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Can you hear this?
Can you hear this right now?
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- Anyway, hey, this was fun, but
we should probably head back.
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- What? No, come on.
- No, no, no, no.
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- We'll get you
another round.
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- We just got here.
We haven't even taken shots yet.
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- Yup.
- Yup. You're doing shots.
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- Shots?
- You're doing a shot.
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All: Shot, shot, shot, shot,
shot, shot, shot, shot...
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- Everybody!
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- Shot, shot, shots.
- Oh, the ladies.
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- Here we go,
here we go.
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- I gotta tell you guys,
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this is the most fun
I've had in months.
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- Most fun in my life.
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- To new friends!
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All: New friends!
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- Whoa'.!
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- Whoo!
[laughs]
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- Hey, now that
we're best friends,
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I was wondering if you guys
would sign my phone books
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and then rip 'em in half for me.
- Sure.
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- Let us go
have a smoke real quick,
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we'll be right back.
- Yes. Thank you so much!
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Thank you so much. You-you have
no idea what this means to me.
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- They're so cool.
- Thank you!
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- Dudes, we should
go out there
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and smoke a cigarette
with the Lord's Force.
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- Let's do it.
- Yeah, we have to.
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And cigarettes give you cancer,
but I'm like, 'Worth it!"
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- I've never even
smoked a cigarette,
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but here I am,
sittin' here,
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talkin' about going to smoke one
with the Lord's Force!
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- Yeah! The Lord's Force!
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- Let's do this.
- Let's go, let's go!
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All right,
who's ready to smoke?
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- Where's he at?
Where they at?
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- Chill out.
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- Holy smokes.
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[beatboxing]
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[beatboxing]
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- Okay,
this isn't a big deal.
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I mean, they do this in the rap
game all the time, right?
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Lil Wayne kissed Birdman.
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Just kissin' on his daddy.
That's all he's doing.
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- Tss, yeah.
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Probably just checking
each others breath,
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making sure they're ready
to kiss hot chicks.
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- Yes.
- You know?
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- Sure.
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- Hew
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- Oh, God.
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- Oh, it's that dude.
- Didn't we talk about this?
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What're you guys doing?
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- Okay,
it's not what you think.
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- Oh, yeah?
It's not what I think?
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Well, then what is it?
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- It's gay chicken.
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You know, that-
that's what we were doing.
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Just, um, you know,
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old-fashioned gay chicken.
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- Gay chicken?
That's what you're going with?
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- Oh, what, you don't
know about gay chicken?
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That's where
two totally straight guys
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try and out-gay each other?
It's like this, ready?
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- Yeah, it's like a-
- Oh!
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- See? He just-
- He lost.
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- No, I think I won.
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- Shut the heck up now!
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Now, listen,
it's Adam and Eve,
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it's not Adam and Steve,
you understand me?
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I'll tell you what.
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Why don't I ask God
what he thinks I should do, huh?
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I'll check in with Him.
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00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,625
Uh, oh, Lord...
245
00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:34,866
yeah, uh,
I got a problem d-
246
00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:37,108
Why?
'Cause of the gay thing?
247
00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,824
Come on. Really?
248
00:07:38,940 --> 00:07:40,942
Okay, well,
You're the boss.
249
00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,108
Sorry, gays,
you're off the Force.
250
00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,621
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What about the tour?
251
00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:46,787
What about Tampa?
252
00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,868
- No, this is it, okay?
253
00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,630
Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara.
254
00:07:50,740 --> 00:07:52,504
Now, get your purses
outta the van.
255
00:07:52,620 --> 00:07:54,782
- But...
- I knew this was a bad idea.
256
00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:57,870
These guys made us do shots,
and now my life is ruined.
257
00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,590
Where am I gonna go?
- Sorry.
258
00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:00,861
Sorry about Tampa.
- Dudes...
259
00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,591
- Oh, man, I feel terrible.
260
00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,906
Maybe we should let 'em
crash at our pad.
261
00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,624
We just made 'em
lose their jobs.
262
00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:11,382
- I am not going back to fucking
Duluth to live with my stepmom.
263
00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,151
I'm not.
- No, you're not.
264
00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,581
You guys are gonna stay with us
for as long as you need.
265
00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:20,102
Consider our casa
our casa for you to crash at.
266
00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:22,063
Like a La Quinta Inn.
267
00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,023
- Oh, everybody
get some rest?
268
00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:27,747
Huh? Here, let me top you off.
- Thanks.
269
00:08:27,860 --> 00:08:31,831
- There you go. And for you.
Right in there.
270
00:08:31,940 --> 00:08:34,386
- Thank you guys for everything.
- It's our pleasure.
271
00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,661
We just wanna
take care of our boys.
272
00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:36,827
We're glad
to have you here.
273
00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:38,510
And since we do
have you here,
274
00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:40,065
uh, we thought we'd
share an idea with you.
275
00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:43,070
Kind of, um, well,
a business proposition of sorts.
276
00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:44,341
- Yeah.
277
00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:45,905
- Hey, we're not gay.
278
00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:49,024
I know what you saw,
but, um, it wasn't real.
279
00:08:49,140 --> 00:08:50,426
[laughter]
280
00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:51,951
- No, you guys
definitely aren't gay.
281
00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:53,346
Nobody's saying you're gay.
- No.
282
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,064
- Dudes with giant muscles
are never gay.
283
00:08:55,180 --> 00:08:56,545
- Yeah. Exactly.
284
00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:58,668
- Okay, I'm sorry, but...
285
00:08:58,780 --> 00:08:59,941
maybe I am gaY-
286
00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:02,222
- What? No.
[laughs]
287
00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:03,830
All right, well,
maybe you are, but I'm not.
288
00:09:03,940 --> 00:09:05,510
[laughter]
- He's not.
289
00:09:05,620 --> 00:09:07,668
- No, you guys were just drunk,
playing gay chicken.
290
00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:08,906
Sometimes when I get drunk,
291
00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:10,067
I go to Boston Market,
I eat chicken.
292
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,261
We're like the same dudes.
293
00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:13,030
- Yeah, you're drunk.
294
00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,824
Weird things happen
when you're drunk.
295
00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:17,466
Last week, I got drunk, I ate
the band off my wristwatch.
296
00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:18,661
I thought
it was beef jerky.
297
00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:19,906
[laughter]
298
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,630
- I don't know,
I'm just...
299
00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,822
I'm just very confused
about everything right now.
300
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,425
- Okay, look, you were drunk.
You're sober now.
301
00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,780
Why don't we get
to the bottom of this?
302
00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,430
Just kiss each other real quick,
you know,
303
00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:30,144
and then you'll
probably hate it,
304
00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:31,705
and we can get to this proposal,
'cause I got some ideas.
305
00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:33,385
- There you go.
306
00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,343
One time, little thing,
you'll see it was just a fluke,
307
00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,269
and we'll move on with the day.
- Mm-hmm.
308
00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,621
- Yeah, or you don't have to.
Or you can just not do that.
309
00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:41,390
- Drunk night.
310
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,905
- Totally straight.
- Boom. Okay.
311
00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:44,146
- That was a straight dude kiss.
- Let's go.
312
00:09:44,260 --> 00:09:45,307
Let's go eat some eggs
or something.
313
00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:46,871
- Yup, no feelings there.
314
00:09:46,980 --> 00:09:48,903
No feelings there, right?
- Good call, there.
315
00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:50,545
Good-what are they-
- Yeah, good-
316
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,707
- Wha-why? Why?
317
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,867
- Straight dudes kissin'.
- Yeah.
318
00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:54,186
- Ahh...
319
00:09:54,340 --> 00:09:55,387
- What's going on
over here?
320
00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,025
- [groans]
321
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,228
[overlapping shouting]
322
00:09:59,340 --> 00:10:01,104
My predator bong!
- All right, that's it!
323
00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,904
Break it up! Break it up!
Right now! Okay.
324
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:06,109
- Jeez Louise!
- And we are back.
325
00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:09,747
Okay, so...
- [clears throat]
326
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,109
- I'm just gonna move on, um,
because I had a proposal
327
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,267
that I was going to
give to you guys,
328
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,030
and here it is.
- Yes.
329
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:19,144
- Let's start a new rival squad
to the Lord's Force.
330
00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:20,864
We can, uh, work out here,
331
00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,790
we can even perform
in the front yard...
332
00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:25,504
Guys-okay. ..
- Gentlemen?
333
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,622
- Why don't you guys
just go think of a new name,
334
00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:28,787
we'll be here
brainstorming.
335
00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,267
What the hell is going on?
336
00:10:31,420 --> 00:10:34,310
[Let's Get It On playing]
337
00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:41,781
$5'
338
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:45,029
-
Come on, baby
339
00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:48,030
$5'
340
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,665
Let's do it tonight
341
00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:51,384
- Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
Do you guys mind if I, uh...
342
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,470
- Come back later.
- And I will.
343
00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,469
-
Come on, baby
344
00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:59,311
- Oh, sorry, dude.
Didn't know you were in here.
345
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:00,785
- No worries.
346
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,231
[laughs]
347
00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:06,584
- You guys
are showering together?
348
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,589
To conserve water.
Pfft.
349
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,067
Yup.
Very considerate.
350
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:13,103
[wheezes]
What?
351
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:16,110
You guys have
monster cocks.
352
00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:18,222
Chicks must love
sucking those.
353
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:20,388
Congratulations.
That's awesome.
354
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,064
[rhythmic creaking]
355
00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,188
[men moaning]
356
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:42,787
[groaning, straining]
357
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,629
- Yeah!
- God, I'm gonna bust!
358
00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:47,550
[beatboxing]
- Kick it!
359
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:53,583
[beatboxing]
360
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,986
-
361
00:11:54,599 --> 00:11:56,283
First of all,
I just want to say
362
00:11:56,399 --> 00:11:58,640
we are glad to have you here.
It's been great.
363
00:11:58,799 --> 00:12:02,929
- Yes, and we have noticed
that you have gotten very...
364
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:05,645
c-comfortable,
and we're actually comfortable
365
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,249
with your comfortableness.
366
00:12:07,359 --> 00:12:09,123
- I'm so comfortable
with you guys being here,
367
00:12:09,239 --> 00:12:11,082
but be careful.
368
00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:13,088
'Cause it sounds like you're
injuring yourselves at night
369
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,803
when you're working out,
370
00:12:14,919 --> 00:12:16,887
and nighttime's a very
dangerous time to work out.
371
00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:19,923
- Anyway, uh,
given, you know,
372
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,849
the events
of the last day or so,
373
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,202
we've revised the proposal
that we had the other day
374
00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:28,162
to something
a little more apropos.
375
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:30,202
Adam.
376
00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:32,048
We give you...
377
00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:34,366
the Gaylord's Force!
- Ha-ha?
378
00:12:34,479 --> 00:12:36,129
The Gaylord's Force.
379
00:12:36,239 --> 00:12:38,480
If you can take
the pain of a man's unit
380
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:40,488
pressing into your ass,
381
00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:42,966
you've got the strength
to do anything.
382
00:12:43,079 --> 00:12:45,207
- Is one slogan
that we're toying with.
383
00:12:45,319 --> 00:12:46,480
- You know, I actually
haven't seen this tee shirt,
384
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:47,925
and I don't approve of it.
385
00:12:48,039 --> 00:12:52,089
Okay? But I will
be a junior member of the crew,
386
00:12:52,199 --> 00:12:53,928
so I should probably
audition for you right now.
387
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,086
Check this out.
388
00:12:55,199 --> 00:12:58,203
Froot Loops everywhere!
- Whoo!
389
00:12:58,359 --> 00:13:00,646
- Yeah. And I'm gearing up
for the real thing!
390
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:01,920
A freakin' phone boold
Let's do this!
391
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,325
- Give it to 'em, Adam.
392
00:13:03,439 --> 00:13:05,362
- I don't have
my phone book here.
393
00:13:05,479 --> 00:13:06,526
I'm so sorry. I don't have it.
I'll get it. I'll get it.
394
00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:08,243
- Hurry up. hU"Y UP-
395
00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:09,770
- So, you see where
we're going with this, right?
396
00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:11,688
It's basically a powerful,
healthy message
397
00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:14,040
that being gay
doesn't mean you're weak,
398
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:15,843
or, um...
- Mmmm
399
00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:17,922
- Okay, what're you doing?
400
00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:20,360
- Are you having sex
with each other?
401
00:13:20,479 --> 00:13:22,368
- We're not having sex.
We're just...
402
00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:24,402
soaking.
- [chuckles]
403
00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:26,362
Yeah, but I think
this soak
404
00:13:26,479 --> 00:13:29,005
is about to turn
into a power wash,
405
00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:32,123
so if you boys
wouldn't mind scooting along.
406
00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:33,968
- Okay, you know what?
- [clears throat]
407
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:37,128
- I don't mind having you here.
Right?
408
00:13:37,239 --> 00:13:39,401
I don't even mind all
the suckin', and the screwin',
409
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,567
and the screamin'
when you ejac.
410
00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:44,444
But I need to know if you wanna
be a part of this show or not.
411
00:13:44,559 --> 00:13:48,689
'Cause if you do, I need you
to pull out of his butt
412
00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:50,767
and get to working!
Do you get me?
413
00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:52,324
- Okay, okay, relax.
Sounds cool.
414
00:13:52,439 --> 00:13:54,123
- We're interested.
415
00:13:54,239 --> 00:13:55,889
- All right.
- Yeah!
416
00:13:56,039 --> 00:13:58,770
Oh, oh, hand cramp.
Hand cramp. That hurts.
417
00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:00,284
- [laughing]
Oh, man.
418
00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:04,324
This stage
is about to be so gay.
419
00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,441
- So gay.
- So straight.
420
00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:10,245
Could be. You know?
421
00:14:10,359 --> 00:14:13,124
- What the heck
do you want, breeder?
422
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:15,367
- Just bringin' my lost sheep
back to the flock.
423
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:17,009
- Well, they're
not interested, Rev.
424
00:14:17,119 --> 00:14:18,564
- You mean they're
not interested
425
00:14:18,679 --> 00:14:21,489
in being living legends?
Makin' 38 grand a year?
426
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,488
Living rent-free?
Making some per diem as well?
427
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,840
- 38k?
- Hey! Come on, let's go.
428
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:27,882
- All right, hey, guys,
tell me you're not
429
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,728
going with him-
you're ready to rehearse.
430
00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,682
We got a stage.
- You better hope
431
00:14:31,799 --> 00:14:33,608
that there's rocks in those bags
for training purposes,
432
00:14:33,719 --> 00:14:35,926
'cause you're our friends.
- Guys, listen.
433
00:14:36,079 --> 00:14:37,365
Reverend Troy
needs us back.
434
00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:39,208
- You told that guy
that you were gay dudes,
435
00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:40,525
and he was cool with it.
436
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:42,050
- We're not like that.
437
00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:44,161
It was just a phase.
- Pssh.
438
00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:45,610
- What'd I say?
439
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,885
These dudes aren't
gay dudes, dudes.
440
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,763
They're straight dudes.
- Wait-
441
00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:50,529
- Dudes.
- What?
442
00:14:50,679 --> 00:14:52,841
I literally heard you guys
eating fruit cocktail
443
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,199
out of each others butts.
444
00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:55,844
- Get in the fuckin' van
445
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,484
or I'll have
Jesus fuckin' Christ
446
00:14:57,599 --> 00:14:59,203
cut your fuckin'
balls off!
447
00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:01,640
- Tell you what. You guys
wanna see the show tonight?
448
00:15:01,759 --> 00:15:03,329
I'll even put your name
on the list.
449
00:15:03,439 --> 00:15:04,486
- Oh, you gotta be
kidding me, man.
450
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,964
- I will see you
at that show!
451
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,889
- We had a business
together, brah!
452
00:15:08,999 --> 00:15:12,128
- Wait, is it under my name,
or whose name is it under?
453
00:15:12,239 --> 00:15:15,322
- It's a pl-plus-
- It's a plus two?
454
00:15:15,439 --> 00:15:16,486
- Is it "plus two,"
or is it all of us?
455
00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,646
Or some of us plus one,
or what?
456
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:18,885
- A separate thing?
457
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,279
- Is it each of our names
individually,
458
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:22,640
or did you put us
into a group?
459
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:26,241
[beatboxing]
-
Sup-sup-superman
460
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,523
[beatboxing]
461
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,112
- The bible says
that Satan
462
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:38,070
wants to turn the world
into darkness.
463
00:15:38,183 --> 00:15:41,426
But the amazing thing is Jesus,
by dying on the cross,
464
00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:43,511
has shown us
465
00:15:43,623 --> 00:15:45,546
we can take
that darkness...
466
00:15:45,663 --> 00:15:50,703
and we can turn it
into light!
467
00:15:50,823 --> 00:15:51,870
[metal music]
468
00:15:51,983 --> 00:15:55,544
[cheers and applause]
469
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,994
We are the Lord's Force!
470
00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:00,391
And we are going
to murder the devil!
471
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:01,743
Can I hear ya?
472
00:16:01,903 --> 00:16:03,746
[cheers and applause]
473
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:07,430
Comin' in at 5'7",
weighing 270 pounds...
474
00:16:07,543 --> 00:16:09,545
I don't think Goliath
wants to mess with this guy.
475
00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,546
I'm talkin' about
476
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:13,273
David!
477
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:16,432
[cheers and applause]
478
00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:21,112
Ooh!
[cheers and applause]
479
00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:22,793
I know Noah
had a couple of these.
480
00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:24,587
Let's bring out The Wol?
481
00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,148
[cheers and applause]
482
00:16:26,303 --> 00:16:27,634
- Whoa'. Yeah'.!
483
00:16:27,743 --> 00:16:31,304
Oh!
484
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,187
- Oh. yeah!
485
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:35,351
Now, last but not least,
486
00:16:35,463 --> 00:16:37,670
I wanna bring out
the twin towers of Babel.
487
00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:39,353
I'm talkin' about
Samson and Ram!
488
00:16:39,463 --> 00:16:42,307
[cheers and applause]
489
00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,949
- Here we go now.
490
00:16:45,063 --> 00:16:46,633
- Yeah!
491
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:48,791
- Let's hear it for 'em.
492
00:16:48,903 --> 00:16:51,634
- Oh! Oh! Samson just
pointed at me. We know them!
493
00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,785
- Now, let's watch
these two warriors
494
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:56,349
lift this
1,000-pound cross
495
00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:58,864
above their heads
to the glory of God.
496
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:01,224
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
497
00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:07,510
- [groans]
498
00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:10,786
- Come on, guys.
Come on.
499
00:17:10,903 --> 00:17:12,632
Come on, guys,
you can do it!
500
00:17:12,743 --> 00:17:14,552
- [grunts]
501
00:17:14,663 --> 00:17:16,233
- What's the matter, Ram suck
the strength outta your cock?
502
00:17:16,343 --> 00:17:17,913
Come on.
- [groans]
503
00:17:18,063 --> 00:17:20,111
- Don't listen to him, guys,
you got this. Come on!
504
00:17:20,223 --> 00:17:21,793
- Yeah, come on, come on.
- That's all right, folks,
505
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:23,183
if they don't lift it
above their heads,
506
00:17:23,303 --> 00:17:25,874
you're getting
a full refund, okay?
507
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:27,394
- They're gonna do it.
- They'll get it.
508
00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:28,914
Have some faith.
- You got this.
509
00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:32,584
- Come on!
- [groans]
510
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:35,030
- I should never have asked you
back, you pillow biters.
511
00:17:35,143 --> 00:17:37,589
- Hew
512
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:39,751
Show 'em the Force.
513
00:17:39,863 --> 00:17:43,026
The Gaylord's Force.
514
00:17:47,503 --> 00:17:50,552
[both grunt]
- Yeah!
515
00:17:50,663 --> 00:17:51,994
- Yes!
- They did it!
516
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:55,630
[cheers and applause]
517
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,950
- Aah!
518
00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:01,186
-
I know that you can
find the way
519
00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:05,149
You're beautiful to me
520
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:08,114
[applause stops]
521
00:18:08,223 --> 00:18:10,703
- This is not the show!
You stop that!
522
00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:12,865
Get your tongue
out of his mouth!
523
00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:14,189
Sorry 'bout this, gang.
524
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,385
-
You're beautiful to me
525
00:18:16,503 --> 00:18:18,346
- Whoa'.!
526
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:21,228
- Yes! All right!
527
00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,550
[excited chatter]
528
00:18:23,663 --> 00:18:25,108
- Yeah!
529
00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:26,748
- And we want
to announce to everyone
530
00:18:26,863 --> 00:18:29,150
that tomorrow morning,
there will be the first-ever
531
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:33,313
Gaylord's Force at our house!
Everyone's welcome.
532
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:35,232
They're our gay friends!
- Whoo!
533
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,512
- Hey
Man, where are they?
534
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,591
- Just talked to 'em.
Guess what. They're not comin'.
535
00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:45,864
- What?
- Yeah.
536
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:47,468
Right now,
they're in the car,
537
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,312
driving to Vermont
to start a new life together.
538
00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:51,744
They're gonna open up some kind
of gluten-free cupcake place
539
00:18:51,903 --> 00:18:53,268
called, "Cup Gaykes."
540
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,704
Genius name, I know.
541
00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:56,904
- What are we gonna do?
542
00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:58,070
[club dance music]
543
00:18:58,183 --> 00:19:00,151
- Even a straight man,
544
00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,391
who's had sex
545
00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:06,184
with over five women,
can channel...
546
00:19:06,303 --> 00:19:10,353
the Gaylord's Force!
547
00:19:11,663 --> 00:19:15,145
- Whoo!
[cheers and applause]
548
00:19:15,303 --> 00:19:16,464
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
549
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,028
- Ow.
550
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:19,230
Oh, fuck!
551
00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:20,390
Oh, that's hot.
552
00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:21,868
That was hot.
553
00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:25,908
I am Adam
"Baby Bear� DeMamp!
554
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:31,069
I shall summon the power
of all the Gaylords!
555
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:33,948
[cheers and applause]
556
00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:37,465
[grunts]
557
00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:41,952
Whoa'.!
558
00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:44,543
Do somethin' different.
559
00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:47,872
Oh, you wanna see me
break a board over my own skull?
560
00:19:47,983 --> 00:19:51,430
[thumps]
561
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:52,704
Fuck
562
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:55,987
- Ah...
[chuckles]
563
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:57,514
How'd we do?
564
00:19:57,623 --> 00:20:01,628
- Pretty good.
Total ticket sales, 285 bucks.
565
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,427
- Oh'
' Ha!
566
00:20:03,543 --> 00:20:05,147
But, uh, let me
calculate something else.
567
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:07,391
We spent 50 bucks on glitter...
- Okay, okay.
568
00:20:07,503 --> 00:20:09,471
- 150 for chairs, and then,
like, the stage stuff.
569
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,153
- Ah, that sucks.
570
00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:12,310
- And then
this is the killer.
571
00:20:12,423 --> 00:20:13,948
$300 on the boas,
572
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:17,146
because they just had to be
real ostrich feathers.
573
00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:19,743
Both: Ram.
- What a div a.
574
00:20:19,863 --> 00:20:21,706
- Um, so,
all that together,
575
00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:23,029
we are in the hole
for a little bit of money.
576
00:20:23,143 --> 00:20:25,032
- All right.
That's terrible.
577
00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,545
- 703 pages...
578
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:33,510
of businesses
and personal residents!
579
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,751
[audience chanting Baby Bear]
Now, are you ready?
580
00:20:35,863 --> 00:20:39,549
Oh, it's not pre-ripped!
Not at all! Are you ready?
581
00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:40,744
Gay...
582
00:20:40,863 --> 00:20:41,989
Lord's...
583
00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:43,986
Force!
584
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:46,384
[crowd cheering]
585
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:48,505
- Yes! Yes!
586
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,307
I will sign your dicks!
587
00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:52,790
I will sign
all of your dicks!
588
00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,672
I don't give a fucld
589
00:20:54,783 --> 00:20:56,672
Nice!
590
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,427
[snorting]
[party horn blows]
591
00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,828
- [yells]
- Yeah!
592
00:21:03,943 --> 00:21:06,071
- Yeah...!
593
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,230
- Ar gm!
594
00:21:07,343 --> 00:21:08,390
Ow.
Arg h!
595
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:09,590
Ow.
596
00:21:09,743 --> 00:21:12,553
Ar gm!
597
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:17,153
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