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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,622 --> 00:00:02,539 - They're good? - Yeah. 2 00:00:02,664 --> 00:00:03,707 Okay, that one right there. Corner. 3 00:00:03,832 --> 00:00:05,175 - Couch. - Whoo! 4 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,299 - Whoo! That one's good. - Yeah? Good? 5 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,675 All right, we're on a roll. 6 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,844 - Blake's back. Welcome home. - Whoo! All right. 7 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,816 Check it out, man, almost done acid-proofing the house. 8 00:00:12,941 --> 00:00:14,640 Oh, you saved me a corner, though, right? 9 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:16,053 Yeah, dude, we're in this together. 10 00:00:16,178 --> 00:00:17,309 Hit it. 11 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:18,722 This guy right here? All right. 12 00:00:19,881 --> 00:00:22,860 Aah!! 13 00:00:22,985 --> 00:00:24,995 Ow, man, that's not ready yet. 14 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,861 Ders, let's be "profesh" here, okay? 15 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,737 I doubled down... I guess I'll have to triple down. 16 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,365 I'm excited about this acid, though, dude. 17 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,170 My buddy did acid once, 18 00:00:33,295 --> 00:00:35,506 and he immediately could speak Cantonese. 19 00:00:35,631 --> 00:00:37,241 It's like, 20 00:00:37,366 --> 00:00:38,675 Before we get into that, though, 21 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,110 we got that surprise. 22 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:41,411 You ready for this? Check it out. 23 00:00:41,536 --> 00:00:44,515 A little bit of hype Williams... 24 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,964 Whoa! 25 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,008 Oh, my gosh, guys, this is great. 26 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,787 But I have a little surprise for you. 27 00:00:50,912 --> 00:00:52,022 Check it out. 28 00:00:52,147 --> 00:00:54,291 Perimeter shock collars. 29 00:00:54,416 --> 00:00:57,127 Yeah, so if you leave the house, you're gonna get shocked. 30 00:00:57,252 --> 00:00:58,893 'cause the house is acid-proof, 31 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,130 but the world... 32 00:01:00,255 --> 00:01:02,187 Is not acid-proof. 33 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,940 So true. 34 00:01:04,159 --> 00:01:06,734 - Hit me! - Yo, big boy. 35 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,105 I can't see. It's in the dark. 36 00:01:15,504 --> 00:01:19,550 Well, that was an "acid-ent" waiting to happen. 37 00:01:21,009 --> 00:01:22,291 I'll get the broom. 38 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:34,345 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,667 - Ooh, snug as a bug. - Oh, yeah. 40 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:37,668 Check it out, dude. 41 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:39,836 This is my God station. 42 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,075 Yeah, I heard, when people trip, 43 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,231 they, like, talk to God or whatever. 44 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:48,145 Wonder if God's a chick, dude. 45 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,846 - Big ol' titties! - Yeah! 46 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:51,445 Big ol' God titties! 47 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:52,466 - Blah. - Yeah. 48 00:01:52,591 --> 00:01:54,351 Like, ones that you must respect. 49 00:01:54,476 --> 00:01:56,620 - Absolutely. - Also made a list of questions 50 00:01:56,745 --> 00:01:58,255 she's probably gonna want to ask me. 51 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,923 Well, Adam, how many girls have you slept with? 52 00:02:00,048 --> 00:02:02,693 Whoa! You think you're God, bro? 53 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,294 - Huh? - You're not God, bro! 54 00:02:04,419 --> 00:02:06,460 - You can't ask me that. - Sorry. 55 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:07,628 I've had sex with five. 56 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,967 Just kidding. 100, right? 57 00:02:10,092 --> 00:02:11,772 Five. 58 00:02:11,897 --> 00:02:13,437 Yeah, I'm just trying to see something 59 00:02:13,562 --> 00:02:16,888 way more real than God, like... a dragon. 60 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,508 That'd be sweet. 61 00:02:18,633 --> 00:02:20,510 Oh, that's blasphemous. I'm sorry. 62 00:02:20,635 --> 00:02:22,018 Oh! Hey, Ders, bud! 63 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,347 Here's your collar. 64 00:02:23,472 --> 00:02:24,437 No can do, guys. 65 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,816 Alice just buzzed my celly 66 00:02:25,941 --> 00:02:27,517 and wants me to join her in West Covina 67 00:02:27,642 --> 00:02:29,052 for a business convention. 68 00:02:29,177 --> 00:02:31,188 Then you explain to her that you can't, 69 00:02:31,313 --> 00:02:33,290 because you're doing acid with us, right? 70 00:02:33,415 --> 00:02:35,030 We're doing drugs, we're doing a lot of drugs together. 71 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,360 Guys... come on. 72 00:02:36,485 --> 00:02:37,828 This is kind of a big deal for me. 73 00:02:37,953 --> 00:02:39,529 It's my first business trip, right? 74 00:02:39,654 --> 00:02:41,578 I'm like Steve Martin in that John candy movie. 75 00:02:41,744 --> 00:02:42,733 I thought you wanted to be like Steve jobs 76 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,289 and do a bunch of acid with us. 77 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:46,203 Steve jobs, right? Created apple. 78 00:02:46,328 --> 00:02:47,404 Great company. 79 00:02:47,529 --> 00:02:49,039 But then he left and created Pixar, 80 00:02:49,164 --> 00:02:50,407 which is way better, then he came back to apple, 81 00:02:50,532 --> 00:02:51,908 made that way better. 82 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,744 We got iPads, iPhones, all sorts of stuff. 83 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,545 Let me go create my Pixar. 84 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,803 Then'll come back and we'll drop iPhones, okay? 85 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,317 I have no idea what any of that stuff meant. 86 00:03:00,442 --> 00:03:01,640 - No. - Am I Pixar? 87 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:03,487 We are doing acid together, dude! 88 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,773 Oh! Oh, God! 89 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:11,328 - Okay, help me out. - Okay, get this off. 90 00:03:11,453 --> 00:03:12,234 - Help me out. - Okay. 91 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,235 Wish me luck! 92 00:03:13,455 --> 00:03:14,931 We are doing acid together 93 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:17,656 as a friendship family, Ders! 94 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:27,477 Take that thing off now. 95 00:03:27,602 --> 00:03:29,246 What? Take... 96 00:03:29,371 --> 00:03:30,814 Oh. This thing? 97 00:03:30,939 --> 00:03:32,149 Sorry. Forgot about it. 98 00:03:32,274 --> 00:03:33,250 It's so comfortable, you know? 99 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,518 Hammacher Schlemmer. 100 00:03:34,643 --> 00:03:37,587 Also, I got, uh... Gojo. 101 00:03:37,712 --> 00:03:39,256 You wanna borrow it for the ride home, let me know. 102 00:03:39,381 --> 00:03:41,556 You just put it on here, and then you're hands-free. 103 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,860 See what I mean? Drivin'... I'm drivin'. 104 00:03:43,985 --> 00:03:45,629 Take a call. Still drivin'. 105 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:47,186 You can go off-road with it. 106 00:03:47,422 --> 00:03:48,854 Little kayaking. Doesn't matter. 107 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,002 There's a video online about it. 108 00:03:52,127 --> 00:03:54,104 What are those? 109 00:03:54,229 --> 00:03:56,070 What are... oh, these? 110 00:03:56,331 --> 00:03:57,905 Check it out. Telamericorp pens. 111 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,433 Pretty cool, right? 112 00:04:02,971 --> 00:04:04,881 [Bleep] your pens. 113 00:04:05,006 --> 00:04:07,684 This is about one thing... 114 00:04:07,809 --> 00:04:10,053 Her. 115 00:04:10,178 --> 00:04:12,044 Gale Reynolds... 116 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,558 A.K.A. "The Barracuda." 117 00:04:14,683 --> 00:04:16,626 Cloud mall, director of sales. 118 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:20,511 And she's got the power to bring us out of the red. 119 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,090 We made it to the big leagues, my man. 120 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,162 Happy business trip! 121 00:04:34,122 --> 00:04:35,399 How'd we beat you here, man? 122 00:04:35,524 --> 00:04:37,694 We got fireworks. Pretty cool, right? 123 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:40,114 Guys, this is a no! 124 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,304 Hey, shh. On the phone here. 125 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:42,532 Yes, hi. Is the ice still free? 126 00:04:42,698 --> 00:04:46,510 It is? Great. Okay, Mahalo. 127 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:49,346 Ice. Currency of the future. 128 00:04:49,471 --> 00:04:50,447 I'm gonna be rich. 129 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:52,582 No, no, no! 130 00:04:52,707 --> 00:04:53,961 You guys need to leave. 131 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,686 - Right now! - All right, Ders. 132 00:04:55,811 --> 00:04:57,354 Chill out, we're not gonna mess this up for you. 133 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:59,823 Go down there, kiss a few business butts. 134 00:04:59,948 --> 00:05:02,826 And then come back and nuke your mind 135 00:05:02,951 --> 00:05:05,055 into nacho cheese. 136 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:07,030 All right, cool. Like, so I go, 137 00:05:07,155 --> 00:05:09,685 I kiss the business butts, and then we'll do all sorts of... 138 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,228 We're not gonna do anything, okay? 139 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,869 - Hey, give that back. - No. 140 00:05:12,994 --> 00:05:14,337 - Dude, give it back. - No. 141 00:05:14,462 --> 00:05:15,816 - Hey, give us that! - No. 142 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,541 - What the... - Hey! 143 00:05:17,666 --> 00:05:19,236 - That was harassment. - Okay. 144 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,544 - Okay, you put it in a safe... - Sorry. 145 00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:21,645 Like I can't open safes... 146 00:05:21,770 --> 00:05:23,213 - Oh. - With my muscles. 147 00:05:23,338 --> 00:05:24,741 Ders, give us the acid. 148 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:25,993 Come here! 149 00:05:27,108 --> 00:05:28,518 What is this? 150 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,665 - Oh... - Just sit down. 151 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,725 Enjoy the porno. 152 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:35,586 There's probably beer in the mini fridge. 153 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,394 Enjo- shh! Shut up. 154 00:05:37,519 --> 00:05:39,298 - What is she moaning? - I missed it. 155 00:05:39,688 --> 00:05:41,091 What did she moan? 156 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,200 "I want you to eat my pudding?" 157 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:45,402 That doesn't make sense. 158 00:05:45,527 --> 00:05:47,504 - Oh, yeah. - Pussy. 159 00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:49,372 - Ah. - Yeah, that makes a lot... yeah. 160 00:05:49,497 --> 00:05:51,352 - Yep, that's what's happening. - Yep, mm-hmm. 161 00:05:53,268 --> 00:05:54,711 Hey. She here yet? 162 00:05:54,836 --> 00:05:56,546 Yeah, she just got cornered 163 00:05:56,671 --> 00:05:59,579 by a couple of real knuckle draggers. 164 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,475 All right, once they leave, we'll make our move, and... 165 00:06:02,069 --> 00:06:04,087 Oh, damn it. 166 00:06:04,212 --> 00:06:05,889 - Who's that? - Don Walters... 167 00:06:06,014 --> 00:06:08,285 A.K.A. "Psycho D." 168 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,893 He's the savage who stole The Barracuda from us 169 00:06:10,018 --> 00:06:11,414 five years ago. 170 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:12,763 Wait, what's your nickname? 171 00:06:12,888 --> 00:06:15,376 - I don't have one. - How come? 172 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,267 Because no one ever gave me one. 173 00:06:17,392 --> 00:06:19,379 All right, let's get over there before they get too comfortable. 174 00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:20,537 - All right? - Wait, no, no. 175 00:06:20,662 --> 00:06:21,882 I gotta go get my stat binder. 176 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:24,094 You know, stat cat Ders has gotta be ready to pounce. 177 00:06:24,219 --> 00:06:25,616 Okay, well, Ders, I hate to break this to you, 178 00:06:25,741 --> 00:06:27,411 but I did not bring you here to talk. 179 00:06:27,536 --> 00:06:30,098 OK? I brought you here to look cute 180 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:31,414 and to get her drunk. 181 00:06:31,539 --> 00:06:34,102 Right? 182 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:35,118 Wait, what? 183 00:06:35,243 --> 00:06:36,119 I'm serious. 184 00:06:36,244 --> 00:06:37,481 Look. Look at Psycho D. 185 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,356 Okay, every year, he wines 'em, 186 00:06:39,481 --> 00:06:40,590 he dines 'em. 187 00:06:40,715 --> 00:06:42,027 And then they always fall for it. 188 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,960 I mean, you do the math. 189 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:47,063 He's 69s them. 190 00:06:47,188 --> 00:06:48,231 - No. - I'm just... 191 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:49,966 No. No. He seals the deal. 192 00:06:50,091 --> 00:06:51,201 Oh, okay. All right. 193 00:06:51,326 --> 00:06:52,454 Well, if it's about partying, 194 00:06:52,620 --> 00:06:54,104 then I should have brought Blake and Adam. 195 00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:55,305 Those guys are like animal... 196 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:56,640 Oh, God, could you imagine 197 00:06:56,765 --> 00:06:57,808 what the dumb [bleep] would be doing 198 00:06:57,933 --> 00:06:59,252 if they were here right now? 199 00:06:59,418 --> 00:07:01,311 - Oh, good. - Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. 200 00:07:01,436 --> 00:07:02,673 Fire, fire, fire! 201 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,148 Oh, yeah. Burn it. Ohh. 202 00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:07,803 Oh, I'm cuttin' through. I'm gonna cut through. 203 00:07:09,711 --> 00:07:10,821 - Gayle. - Ah! 204 00:07:10,946 --> 00:07:12,122 Ooh! Hi. Um, uh... 205 00:07:12,247 --> 00:07:14,991 Alice Murphy from Telamericorp. 206 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:17,771 Alex. Temericorp. So cool. Hi. 207 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,630 It's Alice. From Telamericorp. 208 00:07:20,755 --> 00:07:22,899 Yeah. So, um, so hi. 209 00:07:23,024 --> 00:07:26,488 It's, uh, it's been a long time, hasn't it? 210 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,032 I don't know. You tell me. 211 00:07:30,265 --> 00:07:31,341 She's funny. 212 00:07:31,466 --> 00:07:32,453 Yeah. 213 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,496 So, uh, how's business been? 214 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:35,812 Mm-mm... 215 00:07:35,937 --> 00:07:38,014 - You need to stop talking. - Ow. 216 00:07:38,139 --> 00:07:39,710 I just came here to have a little fun 217 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:42,185 so unless you're rockin' and rollin', 218 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:44,006 I'm-a be strollin'. 219 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,755 No, you don't need to stroll, 220 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,885 because I am rock and he is roll. 221 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,759 And that's why I would like to introduce you 222 00:07:49,884 --> 00:07:53,129 to my Anders, who is... he is, uh... 223 00:07:53,254 --> 00:07:54,598 I'm a good time waitin' to happen. 224 00:07:54,723 --> 00:07:56,132 - Wow. - So let's look at this menu. 225 00:07:56,257 --> 00:07:58,001 You know, and decide whether we're gonna get 226 00:07:58,126 --> 00:07:59,563 a stout night out. 227 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,799 Or are we gonna get frisky with the whisky? 228 00:08:01,924 --> 00:08:02,851 I don't know my Anders. 229 00:08:02,976 --> 00:08:04,441 Hot oatmeal. Um... 230 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:06,610 - Yeah, hold on. Don! - They're serving breakfast. 231 00:08:06,735 --> 00:08:07,696 What are you doing? Where you going? 232 00:08:07,862 --> 00:08:08,945 Are you leaving? 233 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:10,580 I'm heading up to our party. 234 00:08:10,705 --> 00:08:12,200 You should join. 235 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,870 Bring your parka. Expecting flurries. 236 00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:18,622 Cocaine?- Yep. 237 00:08:18,747 --> 00:08:20,542 - Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda. - Do something. 238 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,212 Do you wanna drop acid tonight? 239 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:33,805 All right, aim for this crevasse. 240 00:08:33,971 --> 00:08:35,349 Don't hit the maiden slayer. 241 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,101 That's what I'm calling my face now... the maiden slayer. 242 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,010 Hey, don't worry. I played a lot of Area 51. 243 00:08:40,135 --> 00:08:41,578 Here we go. 244 00:08:41,703 --> 00:08:44,107 Uh, guys... We have company. 245 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:45,776 Oh, fudge. 246 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,779 Oh... you two are here. 247 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,905 And a homeless person. 248 00:08:51,071 --> 00:08:54,409 Okay, Gayle, these are just a couple more employees of mine. 249 00:08:54,816 --> 00:08:56,726 All right, so where's this acid? 250 00:08:56,851 --> 00:08:58,581 What? 251 00:08:58,747 --> 00:08:59,896 Yeah, where's the acid? 252 00:09:00,021 --> 00:09:01,531 That's a trick question. 253 00:09:01,656 --> 00:09:03,016 It's probably at a drug dealer's house. 254 00:09:03,141 --> 00:09:03,867 - Uh, Adam... - No, no. No, no. 255 00:09:03,992 --> 00:09:05,168 We know... I told them. 256 00:09:05,293 --> 00:09:07,005 Just... it's in the safe. 257 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,355 Mm. Mm-hmm. 258 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,006 Yeah, well, let's... 259 00:09:10,131 --> 00:09:11,508 Get it out, I guess, 260 00:09:11,633 --> 00:09:14,513 and... Let's do acid. 261 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,546 Alice Murphy, you dog. 262 00:09:24,512 --> 00:09:26,156 Bye. 263 00:09:26,281 --> 00:09:28,148 I already did it. Was I supposed to wait? 264 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:32,686 It's good. 265 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,368 Yes. Finally. 266 00:09:38,493 --> 00:09:39,557 So what do you guys wanna do? 267 00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:41,171 Go out to the desert, shoot some fireworks? 268 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:42,939 Stare at stars? 269 00:09:43,064 --> 00:09:45,168 I have a better idea. 270 00:09:46,401 --> 00:09:47,677 See that big dick! 271 00:09:47,802 --> 00:09:48,778 Let me see it! 272 00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:50,780 Aah! It's a big dick. 273 00:09:52,207 --> 00:09:54,308 So are you enjoying your trip? 274 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,119 This is un-[bleep]-real. 275 00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:59,389 It's like all I can hear is the soundtrack from drive. 276 00:09:59,514 --> 00:10:03,853 But all I see is my mother right before she died. 277 00:10:04,019 --> 00:10:07,998 You know what I mean, "dirge"? 278 00:10:08,123 --> 00:10:09,833 Yes, of course I know what you mean. 279 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,334 'cause I'm... I'm trippin' with you guys. 280 00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:13,029 We're all... We're all gonna trip. 281 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,938 What's it like for you? 282 00:10:15,063 --> 00:10:18,077 For my... my trip is, uh... Same as yours. 283 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:19,876 Crazy music, tron soundtrack, 284 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,163 daft punk just bouncing around in my head and, uh... 285 00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:24,247 Ex-excuse me. Just keep enjoying your... 286 00:10:24,372 --> 00:10:26,752 I'm good. Go back. 287 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:28,718 Alice, I am working it over there. 288 00:10:28,843 --> 00:10:30,320 She's interested. 289 00:10:30,445 --> 00:10:31,464 Alice. 290 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,299 You feelin' anything yet? 291 00:10:33,465 --> 00:10:35,049 'cause this ice feels regular cold, 292 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:36,720 not acid cold. 293 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,562 I don't think mine's working yet. 294 00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,330 Yeah, I'm in there. 295 00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:41,831 And it's not good, man. 296 00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:43,602 I'm really trippin', man. 297 00:10:46,661 --> 00:10:51,318 298 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,943 You're so lucky, dude. 299 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,111 But, you know, my brain is... 300 00:10:55,236 --> 00:10:56,413 Bigger, more powerful. 301 00:10:56,538 --> 00:10:58,548 So when I do finally trip balls, 302 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:01,745 it'll last for, like, 40 hours, the peakin'. 303 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,374 Do you think I sound like one of Marge Simpson's sisters? 304 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,625 I don't... 305 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:08,751 Oh, don't, don't. 306 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,193 No, don't. Stop, stop, stop. 307 00:11:10,318 --> 00:11:11,928 People are watching. Everyone's looking. 308 00:11:12,053 --> 00:11:13,173 People are looking. Alice... 309 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,364 Alice Murphy. 310 00:11:14,489 --> 00:11:15,465 She's just being nice, right? 311 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,303 That dude is foul. 312 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,243 I gotta get out of here. 313 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:28,778 The slerms. 314 00:11:28,903 --> 00:11:30,899 It's a psychedelic crisis. 315 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,949 What do you think you pull in as a stripper? 316 00:11:33,074 --> 00:11:34,784 80 grand? Fuh! 317 00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:37,320 Be your own boss. Make your own sched. 318 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:39,741 Free tanning, I've heard. 319 00:11:41,082 --> 00:11:42,325 It's attacking! 320 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,916 - Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh! - Aah! 321 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,267 Hey, that's too far! 322 00:11:51,392 --> 00:11:52,669 Cody, the... 323 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:53,714 We're outta here! Let's vamp! 324 00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,385 You just grabbed that dude's dick. 325 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,636 Sorry it didn't work out. 326 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,478 Even though you have a decent-sized dick, 327 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:03,682 you don't have moves like Jagger. 328 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,982 What's next? 329 00:12:06,107 --> 00:12:07,784 You guys, wee gonna keep the party rolling, 330 00:12:07,909 --> 00:12:09,771 but I think we've got some business to attend to. 331 00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:10,854 Ale. 332 00:12:10,979 --> 00:12:12,649 Oh, right. Gayle. 333 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,314 Yes, Gayle. She's right... 334 00:12:16,584 --> 00:12:18,321 Psycho D. 335 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,354 Hello. 336 00:12:31,479 --> 00:12:33,753 I'd like Don Walters' room number, please. 337 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,095 We're not allowed to give out room information. 338 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,798 Okay, you listen carefully. 339 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,365 You know, we are at war here. 340 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,009 It is Good versus Psycho. 341 00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:42,346 Now, are you with me, [bleep] nut, 342 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,594 or do I need to... 343 00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,405 Do I need to... 344 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:58,552 345 00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,542 Oh. Mm. 346 00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:19,660 I can't do this. I can't do this. 347 00:13:19,785 --> 00:13:20,994 I can't do this. I can't do this. 348 00:13:21,119 --> 00:13:22,996 - I can't do this. - Alice... 349 00:13:23,121 --> 00:13:23,997 - Hi. - Hi. 350 00:13:24,122 --> 00:13:25,054 I'm sorry about that. 351 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,434 She's just very upset. We, uh... 352 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:30,977 Had a credit card swap thing at dinner with Don. 353 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,241 Adam... o.M.G. It's "g." 354 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:36,276 No doubt. What does that mean? 355 00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,345 It's God. Behind the desk. 356 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:40,447 That girl. 357 00:13:40,572 --> 00:13:42,572 That's God. 358 00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:50,163 359 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,415 That blonde lady's God. No shib? 360 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,752 Yes, shib. Very, very real shib. 361 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,564 - Let me see what I can do. - Thank you. 362 00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:02,536 I don't mean to be disrespectful, 363 00:14:02,661 --> 00:14:04,638 but I thought they'd be a little bigger. 364 00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:06,137 Your pups. Your sweater meats. 365 00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,263 - Uh, pardon me? - Yep, sorry. 366 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,182 Don't want to disrespect. 367 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,642 I don't know what you're talking about. 368 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,477 I've only had sex with five girls. 369 00:14:13,005 --> 00:14:14,982 And I'm the kind of guy that needs to just 370 00:14:15,107 --> 00:14:18,485 be slayin' babes with my meat sword. 371 00:14:18,610 --> 00:14:20,254 But I'm not. 372 00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:21,903 It's always in its sheath. 373 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,490 And you're just the woman, God, to help me with it. 374 00:14:23,615 --> 00:14:26,360 Okay, yeah, also, why am I not tripping yet? 375 00:14:26,485 --> 00:14:28,495 All my fends are trippin', and I'm not. 376 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,264 Which is bogus, God. 377 00:14:30,389 --> 00:14:33,267 You do some crazy, effed-up shib sometimes. 378 00:14:33,392 --> 00:14:37,771 Whoa, God has a picture of me. 379 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:40,464 Sir, what are you doing? That's my dog coco! 380 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,382 Help. Help me. 381 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:46,480 I think this chair is Spanish. 382 00:14:46,605 --> 00:14:49,180 I don't speak Spanish! 383 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,351 I'm not gonna give you that room number. 384 00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,809 Yep, that is correct. Thank you. 385 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,770 This is on you, Holmvik! Acid, acid! 386 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,257 Way to drop the ball! 387 00:14:57,382 --> 00:15:00,066 Oh, God. Acid. 388 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,362 This is... God, what is your problem? 389 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:06,867 252! Walter's room number is 252. 390 00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:08,227 Did God tell you that? 391 00:15:08,352 --> 00:15:10,618 'cause she was bein' a real bitch to me. 392 00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,639 No, I saw the reflection on the computer screen 393 00:15:12,764 --> 00:15:14,164 in the picture frame. 394 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,943 You know, I always thought God would be a slob, 395 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:18,278 like one of us, not a busty little desk clerk. 396 00:15:18,403 --> 00:15:22,381 More of a stranger on the bus type, you know? 397 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,851 ! 398 00:15:23,976 --> 00:15:25,352 Sorry, but I wish I was tripping. 399 00:15:25,477 --> 00:15:27,594 And I'm not, and it's bothersome. 400 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,722 Housekeeping. 401 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,159 Hey, this is just business. 402 00:15:32,284 --> 00:15:33,217 We're gonna handle this like adults, right? 403 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,697 - Hello? - Fresh towels! 404 00:15:36,822 --> 00:15:38,563 All right, Don, where is she?! 405 00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:40,534 What? Who's Don? 406 00:15:40,659 --> 00:15:42,469 Don't lie to me. I know this is his room. 407 00:15:42,594 --> 00:15:44,194 Now tell me where he is! 408 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,540 What are you talking about? My name is Timothy! 409 00:15:46,665 --> 00:15:50,043 - Ooh... - I will melt my own face off 410 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,659 in front of your children if you don't tell me 411 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,449 where the [bleep] Don "Psycho D" Walters is! 412 00:15:55,574 --> 00:15:56,831 - Alice, don't do that. - Acid is crazy. 413 00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:58,242 What do you think, kiddies? 414 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,220 Do you want to see me peel my own face back, 415 00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:02,222 like the top of a grilled cheese? 416 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:04,157 - You don't wanna see that. - No. 417 00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:08,662 Aah! 418 00:16:08,787 --> 00:16:10,797 Oh, it's unplugged. It's unplugged. 419 00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:12,599 That's good. You can't erase that. 420 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,334 - Uhh! - W-w-wait, no, no, no! 421 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:17,070 I saw the number in a reflection. 422 00:16:17,195 --> 00:16:19,239 Uh, we're not supposed to be in 252. 423 00:16:19,364 --> 00:16:20,841 We're supposed to be in 525. 424 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,901 Are you [bleep] with me? 425 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,580 - Agh! - I will kill you! 426 00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:28,582 I will kill you! 427 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,018 You are really light, by the way. 428 00:16:31,143 --> 00:16:32,452 Like child soldier skinny. 429 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,953 Could carry you into war, Kony-style. 430 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,163 Some of us had a little too much to drink. 431 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,260 Don's roof party must still be raging up there. 432 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,828 The roof! You take me to the roof! 433 00:16:41,953 --> 00:16:43,664 No, Alice, we're not taking you to the roof. 434 00:16:43,789 --> 00:16:45,299 You're going back to the room. You're gonna calm down. 435 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,333 - Okay, all right. - Get her in! 436 00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:47,668 - Ow! - Ow, Jesus! 437 00:16:47,793 --> 00:16:49,102 - Ooh, no! - Karl? 438 00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:50,103 No! 439 00:16:52,064 --> 00:16:53,407 - This place is trashed. - Here we go. 440 00:16:53,532 --> 00:16:54,641 - Uhh! - All right, you just... 441 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:55,848 Okay, Alice. 442 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,744 Hey, just cool out. 443 00:16:57,869 --> 00:16:59,269 Cool out, all right? 444 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,546 You stay here. I'm gonna go to the roof. 445 00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:02,783 And I'm gonna get that contract with The Barracuda. 446 00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:04,023 I'm gonna show you what I'm made of. 447 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,485 Just need my Gojo. 448 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:07,521 Which... ah, come on. 449 00:17:07,646 --> 00:17:09,623 Damn it, Karl! You put it in the water. 450 00:17:09,748 --> 00:17:12,092 Now my Gojo's busted. The suction cups... 451 00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:14,828 Whoa, I think I just had my first visual. 452 00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,387 Yeah? 453 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,332 No, that's just at dude's gaping... 454 00:17:19,991 --> 00:17:21,702 Yeah. Yeah. 455 00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,437 I'll see you later, [bleep]! 456 00:17:23,562 --> 00:17:25,563 I'm gonna finish this! 457 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,264 No, no, no. Alice. Alice! 458 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,142 What is with all the noise out here? 459 00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:31,178 I'm tryin' to have fun with this girl's butt. 460 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,004 What do you boys know about a little butt fun? 461 00:17:34,129 --> 00:17:35,351 Nothin'! 462 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,454 Ms. Barracuda, we've been everywhere looking for you. 463 00:17:44,579 --> 00:17:46,857 Oh, well, I was helping your little homeless friend here 464 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,759 with the ice. 465 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:51,029 And then you know how the story goes. 466 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,630 Actually, I don't know if we do. 467 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,242 Could you please explain that story to us in detail? 468 00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:58,662 Hang on. Look... 469 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,203 We'd love to have you back at Telamericorp. 470 00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:02,372 Can you close it? I can see the whole... 471 00:18:02,497 --> 00:18:03,907 Sorry. Sorry. 472 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,044 We won't let you down. It's still out. 473 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:06,910 Just tie it up. 474 00:18:07,035 --> 00:18:08,150 I don't want to look at your dick. 475 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,313 Sorry. 476 00:18:09,438 --> 00:18:10,966 We won't let you down. 477 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,175 My boss just really wants your business. 478 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,817 Yeah, man, she's, like, 479 00:18:13,942 --> 00:18:15,919 gonna kill a dude and all this over it, I think. 480 00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,287 Yeah, well, her tight ass 481 00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:19,265 clearly cannot handle her [bleep]. 482 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,600 - Yeah. - Puddin'. 483 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,225 What? 484 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,328 Would you just sign the contract for my buddies? 485 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:26,496 That way, we could go back in the bathroom. 486 00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:27,858 Do you have a pen? 487 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,132 Yes, yes, I got a pen. 488 00:18:29,257 --> 00:18:31,569 I got a pen. Here. 489 00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,571 And... thank you. 490 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,325 There you go. You got it. 491 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,077 - All right. - That's a nice touch. 492 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,829 Good to get your name out there. 493 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:43,706 I know. 494 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,649 Shove it up my ass? 495 00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:47,651 Absolutely. 496 00:18:47,776 --> 00:18:48,852 She's a pervert. 497 00:18:48,977 --> 00:18:50,839 Come on, sunshine. 498 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,690 Where is The Barracuda? 499 00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:55,359 I told you, I have no idea. 500 00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:58,862 Fine... if that's how it's gonna be... 501 00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:00,097 Whoa. 502 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,057 - Whoa. Whoa. - Alice, hey, hey! 503 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,332 Hey, look, look, look 504 00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:03,434 we got it. We signed the cuda. 505 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,561 - What? - Yeah. 506 00:19:08,163 --> 00:19:09,306 Well... 507 00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:11,808 It's a really good job, Ders. 508 00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:14,177 Thanks. Uh, I mean, I guess I should... 509 00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:16,213 Tell you I didn't actually do acid. 510 00:19:16,338 --> 00:19:18,325 Well, you guys did it. I faked it. 511 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,016 I just wanted to get this done, you know? 512 00:19:20,141 --> 00:19:22,319 Show you what I'm made of. 513 00:19:22,444 --> 00:19:24,011 - All right, whatever. - All right. 514 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,790 - Whatever. - Wow, dude, the acid. 515 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,625 - We chanted earlier. - Relax. 516 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,060 Still got my acid, 517 00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:33,029 and I'm ready for the acid life. 518 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:34,547 Latro. 519 00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,106 Uh, we better get goin', huh? 520 00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:46,676 No. It's finally kickin' in! 521 00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:48,545 What do you see? 522 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,014 I see a beautiful dancing angel God 523 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:55,018 with flames flickering from her fingertips. 524 00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:56,153 It's beautiful. 525 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,948 No, that's a guy on fire. 526 00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,557 Damn it, I must have got a bum tab. 527 00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:03,495 - This sucks, dude! - Oh, boy, he's catching. 528 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,205 I'll see you next year, Psycho D! 529 00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,333 Yeah! 530 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,626 Oww! 531 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,135 Whoo! I'm just glad 532 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:13,203 that I got to stay in a hotel for once, man. 533 00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,038 Now I can say that. 534 00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:16,807 God, I can never show my face 535 00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:18,301 at this convention again. 536 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,810 Ders, just drive me home. 537 00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:21,846 I want to forget any of this ever happened. 538 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,916 I wish I would have tripped. 539 00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,062 Drive me. Drive me! 540 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,354 Oh, no, I don't think that's a good idea. 541 00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:32,856 Not right now. 542 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,652 This is not negotiable. Right here. Drive. 543 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,499 By guys. 544 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:44,100 Have a good trip! 545 00:20:44,225 --> 00:20:48,271 Get it? "Trip"? God, I am [bleep] funny, bro! 546 00:20:48,396 --> 00:20:50,040 - Whoa! - Whoa! 547 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,875 - All right. - Let's go. 548 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,420 - Let's get out of here. - Let's get out of here now. 549 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,424 Sync and correction by Mlmlte www.addic7ed.com 550 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:01,874 What can I do for ya? 551 00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:05,208 There we go. 552 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,271 Huh, that hurt a little. 553 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,934 You know what would numb my pain? 554 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:10,457 Weed. 555 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,032 They're so beautiful. 556 00:21:15,082 --> 00:21:19,632 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38317

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