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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:03,544 All right. Check one, check two, boys. 2 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:04,838 All right, here we go. 3 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:09,926 ♪Well, I pulled on my Tight blue wranglers♪ 4 00:00:10,009 --> 00:00:12,929 ♪I pushed up my leather boots♪ 5 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:17,768 ♪Splashed on a touch Of my favorite cologne♪ 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,231 ♪I dusted off my hat And buttoned up my shirt♪ 7 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:26,234 ♪And brushed my pearly whites♪ 8 00:00:26,902 --> 00:00:30,864 ♪I want to be somebody’s someone tonight♪ 9 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:34,618 ♪Yeah, I put on my--♪ 10 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:42,918 Hey, now, you are just about the pertiest thing I’ve seen all day. 11 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:46,045 I hope I’m not interrupting your sound check. 12 00:00:46,128 --> 00:00:47,463 Marcus Martinez. 13 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,383 Travis Lockhart. It’s nice to meet you. 14 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,425 It’s nice to meet you, too. 15 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:52,927 So apart from being so sexy, what do you do for a living? 16 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:54,804 Well, I’m a writer for Country Bear Magazine, 17 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:57,223 and we’re looking to make you next month’s cover story. 18 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,892 Ooh, I like that. 19 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,811 You know, I know a few boys named Martinez. 20 00:01:00,893 --> 00:01:03,187 - You got any Texas in you? - Not that I know of. 21 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,146 You want some? 22 00:01:11,612 --> 00:01:16,242 ♪Where the bears are We want to be♪ 23 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:23,165 SEASON 6 EPISODE 5 KILLER BEAR 24 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:26,628 Clever pick-up line. 25 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,881 Hey, baby, city boys got pick-up lines, 26 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,424 country boys: we got pick-up trucks. 27 00:01:31,507 --> 00:01:32,634 And mine’s got a mattress. 28 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,927 Nice. 29 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:45,104 You know how they say everything’s bigger in Texas? 30 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,606 I’m about to prove it to you. 31 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:47,566 Let’s go. 32 00:01:48,816 --> 00:01:51,027 To CHAD All Clear! 33 00:02:02,371 --> 00:02:03,540 Hey! What are you doing? 34 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,625 That’s Travis’s guitar! 35 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,959 Oh! Hey! Hey, Len. 36 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,170 I didn’t know you’re a bartender here now. 37 00:02:09,253 --> 00:02:12,423 Um, I was, uh, just admiring it 38 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:15,636 and, uh, hoping to grab an afternoon cocktail. 39 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,180 Uh, we’re not open yet. 40 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,640 Oh, that’s a shame. 41 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,808 I was hoping to wet my whistle with a hot stud like you. 42 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,437 I guess I could make an exception. 43 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,105 What’s your pleasure? 44 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:31,151 A cold beer and servicing sexy bears. 45 00:02:38,824 --> 00:02:39,825 There you go. 46 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,873 I never knew you were attracted to me. 47 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:49,418 You want to do it here, now? 48 00:02:50,169 --> 00:02:51,337 Yeah, yeah. 49 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,591 I better go lock the front door... 50 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,386 No. I like the danger of it. 51 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,637 Okay. 52 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,639 Here. 53 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,810 Wow, you know, I’ve always thought you were hot, 54 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,770 but what about your husband? 55 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,356 Shh, don’t speak, don’t speak. 56 00:03:09,438 --> 00:03:11,149 Here, put this on. 57 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,277 Oh, I don’t know. 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,237 Do you want me to suck that dick dry or what? 59 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,865 Oh, I do! I do! 60 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:19,867 Okay. 61 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,284 - You can’t see anything, right? - No. 62 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,286 - You’re good. - Uh-huh. 63 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:23,912 All right, I’m going to go grab my beer. 64 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,747 - You stay like this, okay? - Okay. 65 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:26,747 Oh, baby, I can’t wait. 66 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:29,042 This is going to be the best blowjob of your life. 67 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,211 We’re going to have so much fun. 68 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:34,463 I can’t wait to get my mouth on that sweet cock. 69 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:35,966 Here I come. 70 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,264 Are-Are you there? 71 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,977 - Did you get it? - It’s in the trunk. 72 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,061 Awesome. 73 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,105 Travis’ ex-boyfriend gets his guitar back, 74 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,522 and we get a big fat check. 75 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,900 Babe, with this job, 76 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,444 it brings this month’s earnings up to nine grand. 77 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,237 If we stay this busy, we’ll have to hire some office help. 78 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,240 By the way, was he that good? 79 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:02,534 - Who? - The ginger klepto cowboy. 80 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,203 You haven’t stopped grinning since you got out here. 81 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,079 I’m not grinning. 82 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:08,957 You were always a sucker for a sweet white boy in blue jeans. 83 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,542 Oh! Well… 84 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,294 I married you, didn’t I? 85 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:13,837 Don’t be jealous. 86 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,632 It’s not my fault that our client has a thing for Latin guys. 87 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,715 And for what it’s worth, 88 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:20,676 we never even made it past first base, I swear. 89 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,680 What? You don’t believe me? 90 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,932 Sure I do, babe. 91 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,893 By the way, your fly is still open. 92 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:36,526 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. 93 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,362 A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked. 94 00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:40,906 Sally sells seashells by the seashore. 95 00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:42,907 - Nelson, I’d like you to meet-- - Hey, Reggie, Reggie. 96 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:44,492 I’m fine with you visiting the set, 97 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,995 but you’ve got to have a little respect for my craft! 98 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,997 This is a critical moment for me, preparing to do a scene! 99 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,459 I don’t have time to meet your latest hook-up! 100 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:54,252 Forgive him, Mr. Dorkoff. 101 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,838 He just knows that I would travel 102 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:59,632 through a hot desert for days without a camel or water 103 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:03,136 just to witness one of your great performances. 104 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,264 Nelson Dorkoff, nice to meet you. 105 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,139 Prince Omar Al-Fayeed. 106 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,432 I recently had the pleasure 107 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:10,101 of sitting next to Benedict Cumberbatch 108 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,435 at a Washington State Dinner. 109 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,105 I asked him who his acting influences were. 110 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,149 He said “The three D’s. 111 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,735 De Niro, Depp... 112 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,778 and Dorkoff.” 113 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,781 Shut up. 114 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,492 I thought you said the prince hated Nelson’s acting. 115 00:05:25,576 --> 00:05:28,370 Yes, but we are guests in your country, 116 00:05:28,452 --> 00:05:30,162 and there is a long standing tradition 117 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,208 in our culture to never insult your hosts. 118 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:34,959 Plus, he’s lying. 119 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,713 Here’s your prop gun, Nelson. We’re just about ready for you. 120 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:38,838 Scram, Kenny. 121 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:41,508 Can’t you tell I’m entertaining a VIP guest? 122 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,342 That gun looks real. 123 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,972 Oh, it’s not. It’s just a fake prop gun with blanks. 124 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,307 Here, see for yourself. 125 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,725 What else did Benedict say about me? 126 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,311 Well, you know, I’m crazy about him. 127 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,478 He's wonderful. 128 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:54,730 Really, a terrific actor, 129 00:05:54,812 --> 00:06:00,401 but I think I would’ve been a little better as Dr. Strange. 130 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:05,949 Freeze! 131 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,451 Don’t worry, Cody, backup’s on the way. 132 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:11,996 We both know you’re not going to shoot me. 133 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:14,750 You’re still the big pussy you were since the sixth grade! 134 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,376 How could you? 135 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,669 How could you rape all those high school boys? 136 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:21,006 Harvey, we were friends. 137 00:06:21,088 --> 00:06:22,798 I thought I knew you! 138 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:26,719 How on Earth did you become such a monster? 139 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,387 That was very nice of you 140 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,057 to build up Nelson’s confidence before his big scene. 141 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,768 I did it for you. 142 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:34,685 I mean, he’s your friend. 143 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,979 I would do anything to see that beautiful smile. 144 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,106 Don’t come any closer! 145 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:40,691 Go ahead, shoot me, Otis! 146 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,319 I’ll be with you forever! 147 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,779 I’ll be with you in your nightmares for all time! 148 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,322 (gun fires) 149 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:49,742 Oh, God! 150 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,246 Oh, no! 151 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,624 Oh, God! 152 00:06:57,291 --> 00:06:59,460 - And... cut! - Brilliant! 153 00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,463 - Thank you, thank you. - Good job. 154 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,131 I was talking about Toby, you turd. 155 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,048 What? 156 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,716 - What? You can’t be serious? - I am. 157 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,969 Oh, come on. That was the most overbearing, 158 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:11,223 unbelievable death scene I’ve ever seen in my life! 159 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:14,767 Hey, I’ve been accused of being a ham before, but please! 160 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,602 Toby hands down wins 161 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:19,146 the Most Over the Top Performance of the Year! 162 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,692 Hey, hey, asshole. You can get up now! 163 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,651 - Come on, Toby. - Toby! 164 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:27,905 Toby? 165 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,117 Oh, my God, he’s really been shot! 166 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,913 He’s dead. Toby’s dead. 167 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:45,424 ♪Where the bears are We want to be♪ 168 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,009 ♪Where the bears are Where the bears are♪ 11575

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