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INQUISITIVE CHANNEL
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In two weeks,
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be sure to tune in
for our special episode
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atop Big Bear Mountain,
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where Reggie will
bravely recount his first
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harrowing confrontation
with Jeremy Richards.
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In a Murder Time exclusive,
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I will relive
those traumatic events
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for the first time
in four years...
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excluding my best-selling book
on the subject
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and 17 interviews I did
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with various media outlets
over the years.
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So to all our loyal
viewers out there...
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call me a whore and drill me
like an oil rig!
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I don’t see that
on the cue cards anywhere.
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I’m-I’m…
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I’m sorry,
what I meant to say was...
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get over here because I want
that hot ass on my face!
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- Should we take a break?
- Yes, please!
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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SEASON 6
EPISODE 3: A BEAR'S WIFE
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INQUISITIVE CHANNEL
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Your Highness,
I am so, so sorry.
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I have this awkward condition
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that flares up
every now and then.
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It’s kind
of like sexual Tourette’s--
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Oh, don’t apologize.
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You just gave me
a raging hard on.
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Oh?
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Rami, would you give us
some privacy, please?
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No, it’s my job to stay
by your side at all times.
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Look, Rami, if you’re
angling for a three way...
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He has no sense of humor,
just ignore him.
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Reggie, I am so looking forward
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to working together and getting
to know each other better.
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Me, too!
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I am an open zipper...
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I-I mean open book.
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It’s been a dream of mine
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to be involved
in the television industry.
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I like to think of myself
as the Arab Andy Cohen.
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I love Andy Cohen!
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And hot Arab men!
Did I forget to mention that?
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You mentioned it six times.
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Shut up, Rami!
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I don’t only want to be
behind the scenes
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but in front
of the camera as well.
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After I take over,
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I am going
to address the viewers
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in a live broadcast
and streaming event
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to talk about our future
programming goals.
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Wow!
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Well, if there’s anything
I can do to assist you...
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There is one thing.
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My people tell me
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your friend is a regular
on my favorite TV show,
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Law & Order: Male Rape Unit.
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Yes, do you want to meet Nelson?
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Oh, no.
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He overacts too much
and can be really annoying.
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But I would die if I got
to meet Toby Marsden!
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I follow his Twitter feed!
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He’s going
to be shooting this week!
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Well, I will make it happen.
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Oh, it will be our first date.
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I must tell you, Reggie,
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you are exactly the type of man
that drives me wild with desire!
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I mean, as a prince,
you must have all kinds
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of men falling over themselves
to date you.
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Yes, but you know,
most of them are simple-minded,
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unripe boys with skinny,
hairless bodies.
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They’re not cultured
and mature like you.
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You are the embodiment
of my dream man.
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Let me show you a picture
of some of my past lovers, here.
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What the hell?
They’re all like 80 years old!
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They're like guests at the
Best Exotic Marigold Hotel!
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So sexy, just my type,
like you.
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I am not your type.
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Stop saying I’m your type.
I am not your type!
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- You’re my type.
- I am not your type.
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- You are! You are my type!
- No! No!
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So the “MRU” stands
for “Male Rape Unit”
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It means every episode's
about rape.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Nelson,
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I just want to say that
was one of the best
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Beef Wellingtons I’ve ever had.
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Well, thank you.
I’m glad you liked it.
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Yeah, delicious.
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I hope you saved room
for dessert,
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French apple tart.
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Uh, none for me, thanks.
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Laureen,
I thought Nick said
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that you love the pants
off a French apple tart.
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No, I don’t like sweets.
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But why would
my husband know that?
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He rarely listens to me.
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I’ve told him a dozen times
to pull out early
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because I don’t like to swallow
and then just last night--
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You know what?
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I bet I can guess how that story
ends, and that is a trip.
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Aren’t men the worst?
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So selfish sometime, I swear.
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How about some coffee?
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- Sure!
- Good idea.
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- Great idea.
- Yes.
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But after that,
we have to go.
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Actually, Todd told us
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that you’re shooting
a really big scene tomorrow
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- for your TV show.
- I am. It’s very dramatic.
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In tomorrow’s episode,
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I find out that my friend
on the show is a serial rapist,
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who raped an entire football
team during halftime.
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Yeah, I shoot him, I kill him.
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- Hero.
- Wow.
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I don’t want
to jinx myself,
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but if all goes well,
I smell a SAG Award.
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That is so exciting!
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You guys have
such fascinating careers.
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I just have an art history
degree from Sweet Briar College.
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I should’ve listened
to my mother
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when she said,
“Oh, darling, how lovely.
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Now you can interpret
the paintings
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on the walls of Bloomingdale’s
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while spraying perfume
on customers for $9.50 an hour.”
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- Such a bitch!
- Okay, darling?
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Did you forget to take your meds
before we came here?
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No, darling,
I did take them!
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Why? Should we up the dosage?
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Am I embarrassing you again?
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Just a little bit,
just a little bit.
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You’ll have to excuse my wife,
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she’s struggling
with some anxiety issues.
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Oh, that’s nice!
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Why don’t you just broadcast
that to the whole world?
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- I-I never would have known.
- Couldn’t tell at all.
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You know,
it’s such a double standard.
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Nick can blab my secrets
to anyone who will listen,
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but I can’t say a word about his
because he claims that his are
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“classified by the
US government."
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His flagrant infidelities,
his occasional crossdressing,
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Todd getting that big promotion!
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What? I got it?
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Yes, Stevens.
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It’s yours.
Approval came down today.
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I am so proud of you!
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- I can’t believe it.
- Congratulations.
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Oh, it is so nice
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to be around a couple
that’s so clearly in love.
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Keep it together,
Laureen, keep it together.
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Yes, keep it together.
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We still have to work out
some of the assignment details,
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but by this time next week
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you should be relocated
to Moscow.
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Oh, Moscow?
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Okay, that’s exciting.
For how long?
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- Three years.
- Three years?
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It’s a very complicated
deep-undercover assignment.
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Naturally all communication
between you and your spouse
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is strictly prohibited
for the duration of the mission.
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Uh, wow.
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It’s a great opportunity
first of all, thank you.
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You’re welcome.
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Uh, is it okay
if I think about it?
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What’s to think about?
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If it were me, I’d already be
at the airport buying a shit ton
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of vodka at the duty free shop.
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I think you’ve had enough
of that.
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I think we gotta go.
Sweetheart?
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Sweetheart?
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Dinner’s over now.
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No, it’s not.
You’re eating your sugar.
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No, we’re having coffee
right now.
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You’re eating your sugar.
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- You're eating your lard.
- You’re shaking, you’re shaking.
Okay, sweetheart?
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Darling?
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I’ve been thinking...
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Uh-oh,
that’s never a good thing.
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I want you to take
the assignment.
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What?
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Nelson, you heard what he said,
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it’s three years
with no contact!
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Yeah, I know, but we’ll get by.
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We’ll manage, you know?
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Somehow.
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I just--
I can’t stop thinking about
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what an important part
of keeping our country
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safe you are.
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I mean, who knows what
you could do over there?
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You might stop
a terrorist attack
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or even nuclear war,
who knows?
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So, you really want
me to do this?
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Well, no, I don’t.
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But, I don’t know,
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I think about
all the American families
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who sacrificed
through the years,
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and, you know, maybe it’s
our turn to sacrifice, too?
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Good, text Nick.
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Tell him you’ll take
the assignment.
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No, I-I can’t.
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I can’t accept it.
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Think about it, Nelson,
it’s three years.
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That’s three Christmases, three
birthdays, three anniversaries,
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three Valentine’s Days.
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It’s three years.
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It’s too much.
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And I’m sorry, but the time that
I value the most in the world
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is the time I get to spend
with you.
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I’m not willing to give it up.
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And it’s not because I
think we couldn't survive
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being apart for that long, but…
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what if we change?
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What if we grow,
and we grow apart?
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It’s possible.
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I’m not willing
to take that chance.
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And I’m not making that
decision for you or for us...
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it’s a decision I make for me.
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That’s what I need.
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And there are other guys
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that are just as capable
and qualified
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and would jump at the
opportunity, and you know what?
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Good for them. Go get ‘em, guys.
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None of them get to come home
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and sleep next
to you every night.
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I do, and maybe
it makes me selfish,
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but I’m not willing
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to give it up for a promotion
or a paycheck or a chance
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to save the world,
when the only world
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that I care about
is right here in this bed.
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You're okay?
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Now that’s my decision, and
that’s what feels right to me.
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So, that’s what I’m gonna do.
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I love you.
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And all I can say is…
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thank God,
because I can’t imagine
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not seeing you for three years.
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Well, you’ll probably
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see a lot more of me starting
tomorrow 'cause I’m sure
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Nick is going to
fire my ass as soon
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as I tell him that.
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Yeah? Well, it’s a hot ass.
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- It's a hot ass.
- It is.
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- You got a hot ass.
- That’s your response?
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- Yeah.
- It’s a hot ass?
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And I would miss it
for three years
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if it wasn’t here, honestly.
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- I love you.
- Love you.
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♪Where the bears are,
We wanna be♪
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♪Where the bears are,
Where the bears are♪
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