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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:03,953 --> 00:00:06,113 [ Music ] 3 00:00:09,165 --> 00:00:11,318 Hey Robbie, after school, ya wanna help me and Burf examine our... 4 00:00:11,319 --> 00:00:14,257 Shh! I can't talk right now! 5 00:00:14,258 --> 00:00:16,658 Shooo, shoo. 6 00:00:19,363 --> 00:00:21,823 - Hi. - Shh! 7 00:00:22,433 --> 00:00:24,633 You have to whisper. 8 00:00:24,634 --> 00:00:26,434 Hi. 9 00:00:27,071 --> 00:00:28,471 Thank you. 10 00:00:28,472 --> 00:00:29,772 Why are we whispering? 11 00:00:29,773 --> 00:00:32,041 Because there's a baby butterfly sleeping in here. 12 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:35,678 - Ooh I wanna see it! - Shh! 13 00:00:35,679 --> 00:00:37,980 My sister collects rare butterflies. 14 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:41,821 My brother eats rare roast beef. 15 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,847 See, my sister's on a cheer-leading trip, 16 00:00:45,848 --> 00:00:48,191 so I'm in charge of babysitting her butterfly. 17 00:00:48,192 --> 00:00:51,860 Uh, maybe you shouldn't be babysitting anymore... 18 00:00:51,861 --> 00:00:55,531 Ya know, after what happened when you took your little cousin to the zoo. 19 00:00:55,532 --> 00:00:56,566 That was not my fault. 20 00:00:56,567 --> 00:01:01,837 He asked me to lift him over the fence so he could pet the tiger. 21 00:01:01,838 --> 00:01:04,073 - Oh come on, no way. - I swear! 22 00:01:04,074 --> 00:01:05,988 I told Trina the jeans were too tight for her, 23 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:08,010 but she just wore 'em to dinner anyway. 24 00:01:08,011 --> 00:01:09,579 And then, right in the middle of dinner? 25 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,100 They exploded. 26 00:01:13,016 --> 00:01:14,573 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Beck. 27 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:18,287 So, Sikowitz wants to know if you guys are gonna sing at the Full Moon Jam. 28 00:01:18,288 --> 00:01:20,289 Oh, I can't, I have a throat thing. 29 00:01:20,290 --> 00:01:22,458 And I'm thinking I'm just gonna emcee this year. 30 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:26,239 Emcee and throat thing, got it. 31 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:28,831 [ Phone ringing ] 32 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:30,433 Ah dang it! 33 00:01:30,434 --> 00:01:31,634 What's up grandma? 34 00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:33,035 Andre! 35 00:01:33,036 --> 00:01:34,237 There's an emergency! 36 00:01:34,238 --> 00:01:35,871 Andre! 37 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:37,440 - Hey! - Gran... grandma... 38 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:39,421 Andre! 39 00:01:39,543 --> 00:01:41,677 Take it off speaker phone. 40 00:01:41,678 --> 00:01:43,772 It's not on speaker phone! 41 00:01:43,773 --> 00:01:45,800 - Oh my God. - Whoa. 42 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:47,450 Andre! 43 00:01:47,451 --> 00:01:49,644 There's a tree in my living room! 44 00:01:49,645 --> 00:01:53,305 And somebody stole my ceiling! 45 00:01:53,323 --> 00:01:55,824 Grandma, you're in the backyard. 46 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,260 Oh. 47 00:01:57,261 --> 00:01:59,061 See, you gotta stop doing this. 48 00:01:59,062 --> 00:02:01,096 A ha ha ha ha ha ha... 49 00:02:01,097 --> 00:02:02,398 Hello... 50 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:04,433 Excuse me, Jade? 51 00:02:04,434 --> 00:02:06,502 Uh... I'm Braden... 52 00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:09,172 From your history class. 53 00:02:09,173 --> 00:02:12,007 You borrowed my notes. 54 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:13,643 Can I have 'em back now? 55 00:02:13,644 --> 00:02:16,279 I... I could... 56 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,220 Oh God, I'm sorry. 57 00:02:19,716 --> 00:02:22,236 Thanks Braden. 58 00:02:23,253 --> 00:02:25,921 Come on, her pants actually exploded? 59 00:02:25,922 --> 00:02:30,962 Yes! Her zipper landed in some old lady's soup! 60 00:02:31,228 --> 00:02:32,861 Hey Tori, hey Beck. 61 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,430 - Oh, hey Meredith. - What's up? 62 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:36,365 Just trying to pick a song for the Full Moon Jam. 63 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:38,067 - Ah. - Okay. 64 00:02:38,068 --> 00:02:42,838 So Beck, if you wanna, I was thinking maybe we could hang out later... 65 00:02:42,839 --> 00:02:44,074 Um... 66 00:02:44,075 --> 00:02:46,710 I can sing you a few songs, you can help me pick one. 67 00:02:46,711 --> 00:02:50,727 Yeah, um, I would, but today's not good. 68 00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:51,882 Oh, okay. 69 00:02:51,883 --> 00:02:55,384 What do you mean, today's not good? What's wrong with today? 70 00:02:55,385 --> 00:02:57,286 Today... 71 00:02:57,287 --> 00:02:59,747 I have uh... 72 00:03:00,524 --> 00:03:03,593 A big jar of coins... 73 00:03:03,594 --> 00:03:06,095 And I gotta count them. 74 00:03:06,096 --> 00:03:07,830 Okay, well have fun. 75 00:03:07,831 --> 00:03:10,533 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 76 00:03:10,534 --> 00:03:16,004 What do you mean you have to count your jar of coins? 77 00:03:16,005 --> 00:03:17,673 Ya know... 78 00:03:17,674 --> 00:03:22,278 I've just collected a lot nickels and quarters... 79 00:03:22,279 --> 00:03:25,079 And now I need to count them. 80 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,882 Um, I should really get to class. 81 00:03:26,883 --> 00:03:29,403 - Bye. - Bye. 82 00:03:30,587 --> 00:03:32,788 I don't actually have a jar of coins. 83 00:03:32,789 --> 00:03:34,589 No. 84 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:37,326 I can't hang out with Meredith. Okay? 85 00:03:37,327 --> 00:03:40,763 Why not? She's cute and she totally likes you. 86 00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:43,031 - Shh! - Why do I have to shh... 87 00:03:43,032 --> 00:03:45,972 - Shh! - So grabby. 88 00:03:50,774 --> 00:03:52,441 Okay. 89 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:54,277 I get that Meredith likes me... 90 00:03:54,278 --> 00:03:56,479 And maybe I could like her. 91 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,820 But ya know... Jade. 92 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,751 Oh, you and Jade broke up months ago. 93 00:04:01,752 --> 00:04:04,172 Yeah, but when we were dating, 94 00:04:04,173 --> 00:04:07,547 one summer, Meredith and I were in a play together, 95 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,493 and it made Jade like crazy jealous. 96 00:04:10,494 --> 00:04:15,598 Oh, okay, and if she found out you were snoodling with Meredith now... 97 00:04:15,599 --> 00:04:19,302 Jade would explode like Trina's too tight pants. 98 00:04:19,303 --> 00:04:24,307 So, your plan is to live the rest of your life being scared of Jade? 99 00:04:24,308 --> 00:04:27,376 Well, that's not my only plan. 100 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:32,014 Some day I'd like to plant a vegetable garden. 101 00:04:32,015 --> 00:04:35,050 Ya know what would make Jade not care if you started dating a new girl? 102 00:04:35,051 --> 00:04:37,687 If the new girl had no head? 103 00:04:37,688 --> 00:04:41,223 No, if she was dating a new guy. 104 00:04:41,224 --> 00:04:44,259 None of the guys at this school will ask her out. 105 00:04:44,260 --> 00:04:47,262 - Why not? - Because Jade is terrifying. 106 00:04:47,263 --> 00:04:52,034 All she has to do is look at most guys, and they start shaking... 107 00:04:52,035 --> 00:04:54,269 And peeing. 108 00:04:54,270 --> 00:04:58,841 There's gotta be some guy at Hollywood Arts who'll ask out Jade. 109 00:04:58,842 --> 00:05:04,742 Not that I was listening at the door, but I'm currently between girlfriends. 110 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:14,378 Here I am once again. 111 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:18,106 Feeling lost but now and then. 112 00:05:18,107 --> 00:05:21,887 I breathe it in to let it go. 113 00:05:22,731 --> 00:05:25,909 And you don't know where you are now. 114 00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:30,647 And what it will come to if only somebody could hear. 115 00:05:30,648 --> 00:05:32,903 When you figure out how. 116 00:05:32,904 --> 00:05:34,511 You're lost in the moment. 117 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:37,032 You disappear. 118 00:05:37,977 --> 00:05:41,616 You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action. 119 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,037 You'll never gonna fade. 120 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,718 You'll be the main attraction. 121 00:05:45,719 --> 00:05:47,400 Not a fantasy. 122 00:05:47,401 --> 00:05:48,974 Just remember me. 123 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:51,512 When it turns out right. 124 00:05:51,513 --> 00:05:55,701 Because you know that if you live in your imagination. 125 00:05:55,702 --> 00:05:59,681 Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination. 126 00:05:59,682 --> 00:06:01,331 In my victory. 127 00:06:01,332 --> 00:06:02,887 Just remember me. 128 00:06:02,888 --> 00:06:06,008 When I make it shine. 129 00:06:11,409 --> 00:06:13,569 [ Music ] 130 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,903 And this is Sikowitz's classroom, where we learn about acting, 131 00:06:17,904 --> 00:06:20,713 and Sikowitz's personal problems. 132 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,368 Shh! The butterfly, you have to whisper. 133 00:06:23,369 --> 00:06:26,552 No, no, no, his nap time's over. Now he needs to be stimulated. 134 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:30,523 I just talk to him, and show him colorful things... 135 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,326 I'm a colorful thing! Show him me. 136 00:06:33,327 --> 00:06:36,028 I can't, I can't open the box. 137 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,764 But I want him to see me. 138 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,805 Please? 139 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,168 I... I can... 140 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,029 Can? 141 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:46,639 - Can. - You can. 142 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,641 - I can, I can. - Yay. 143 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:52,411 I'll just open the box a teeny bit so you can peek your head on in there. 144 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,614 - Oh, no. - Aw no no no. No, no! 145 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,916 - Butterfly, come back. Come back. - No. He's over here. 146 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,632 Oh, okay. Come here, come here. Come here. 147 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:02,355 Papa's over here. Papa's over here. Oh, geez. 148 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:04,256 - Scooby, Scooby, come here. - No. 149 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,092 - Quick, quick. Oh, man. - Ah! 150 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,194 I lost him! Where'd he go? 151 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,896 I think I found him. 152 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,465 Where?! Where is he?! 153 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,826 I think he's in my ear. 154 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:17,902 In your ear?! 155 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:20,606 Well, maybe he's not, I don't feel anything. 156 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,274 Ah! 157 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,643 It's flapping its wings! 158 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:25,978 Wait, I think he's gone. 159 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:28,005 - Are you sure? - I don't feel it anym... 160 00:07:28,006 --> 00:07:29,806 Ah! 161 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,050 Flapping! 162 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:33,686 Well, is he in there or not? 163 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,521 Wait for it. 164 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,322 Ah! 165 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,398 La da. 166 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:46,532 La da. 167 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,233 La da, da, da, da, da, da. 168 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,936 La, la, la, la, la, la, la. 169 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,538 Okay, that sounds horrible. 170 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:55,641 I can't hear myself on the monitor, turn me up a little. 171 00:07:55,642 --> 00:08:00,442 Sure, I would love to turn you up a little. 172 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:05,621 Just turn my voice up you mop-headed freak. 173 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:10,481 - Come on... - No no no no no dee no no no. 174 00:08:10,482 --> 00:08:12,425 So you'll do it? 175 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:15,093 I'm not gonna ask Jade out on a date. 176 00:08:15,094 --> 00:08:16,896 - Just one little date next week. - No. 177 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,183 - But... - Uh-uh. 178 00:08:18,184 --> 00:08:20,299 - But... - No. 179 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,581 Come on, if you take Jade out on a date, 180 00:08:22,582 --> 00:08:25,216 it'll show other guys that she can be dated, 181 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:27,742 and then more guys will start asking her out, 182 00:08:27,743 --> 00:08:30,609 and then Beck won't feel so bad about going out with Meredith. 183 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:35,714 How 'bout I ask out Meredith and Beck just buys himself a hamster or something? 184 00:08:35,715 --> 00:08:37,382 But don't you remember last year? 185 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:39,552 You had a crush on Jade. 186 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,719 You really liked her. 187 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:45,424 And when I was three I really liked my dinosaur underpants. 188 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,359 Things change. 189 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,862 But Jade can be so much fun. 190 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,163 - Not now! - Sorry Jade! 191 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:55,734 This is hopeless. 192 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:56,969 Mmm-hmm. 193 00:08:56,970 --> 00:09:01,607 The only way to get some guy to ask out Jade on a date... 194 00:09:01,608 --> 00:09:03,041 Is if you pay him. 195 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,606 Pay him? Like... 196 00:09:05,607 --> 00:09:08,213 - Money? - I'm talking 'bout money. 197 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:14,114 Sinjin, fix this monitor before I make a necklace out of your ears! 198 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,168 A lotta money. 199 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:19,517 [ Music ] 200 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,204 Ah! 201 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,713 Ah! 202 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,887 - Cat! - What? 203 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:50,523 My sister's butterfly, is he still in your ear? 204 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,329 Well, he was just a second ag... 205 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,130 Ah! 206 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,315 Yeah. 207 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,031 Did you find a way to get him out yet? 208 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:02,601 No. And until then, he needs to be fed. 209 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,770 But he's in my ear. 210 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:09,474 I know, but still, I have to make sure he eats properly. 211 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:11,810 That's a banana. 212 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:13,746 May I please? 213 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,989 - I guess. - Lunch time! 214 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:20,250 - Ooh ooh. - Here we go, here we go! 215 00:10:22,073 --> 00:10:24,089 Oh, oh! Here we go, here we go! 216 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,090 Oh yeah. 217 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:28,527 How much did ya pay him to ask Jade out? 218 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,796 A lotta money. 219 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,957 Mmm-hmm. 220 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,333 Hey. 221 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,134 Oh. 222 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,772 - My name's Gilbert. - So? 223 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,106 Oh my God. 224 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:44,043 Stay with it, Gilbert. 225 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,744 I... I really like your shoes. 226 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,546 I hate these shoes. 227 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,415 They're ugly and they hurt my feet. 228 00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:55,395 - Well then why do you wear them? - Because I like to punish myself. 229 00:10:55,396 --> 00:10:59,024 Well, I, I think you look really nice today. 230 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,326 Oh, so yesterday I looked gross? 231 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,415 No, not at all! I, I just meant... 232 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:07,733 That I usually look disgusting but today I got lucky? 233 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,802 No, not at all, I just... 234 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,204 Just... oh, forget it! 235 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,207 I'm not asking her out! You can keep your money! 236 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,210 Wait! Gilbert! Don't you run away like a coward! 237 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,678 Coward! 238 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,636 You paid... 239 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,757 A guy to ask me out? 240 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:28,005 Run away! 241 00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,638 [ Music ] 242 00:11:41,674 --> 00:11:45,498 Hey! Hey! Where's Tori and Andre?! 243 00:11:45,499 --> 00:11:49,759 Have any of you seen Tori and Andre?! 244 00:11:54,607 --> 00:11:56,127 Have any of you seen Tori and Andre? 245 00:11:56,128 --> 00:12:00,088 - Jade! - Where's Tori and Andre? 246 00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:07,219 So... 247 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:08,654 So now what? 248 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:10,389 We hide in here forever? 249 00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,391 Just 'til Jade is calm. 250 00:12:12,392 --> 00:12:14,360 So, forever. 251 00:12:14,361 --> 00:12:15,561 Maybe. 252 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,863 Or maybe she'll get her anger out by... 253 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:20,999 I dunno, strangling a bear. 254 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,800 Oh! 255 00:12:24,771 --> 00:12:27,206 Oh, thank God it's you. 256 00:12:27,207 --> 00:12:29,007 - We thought you were Jade. - You want me to go get her? 257 00:12:29,008 --> 00:12:31,648 - No! - Uh-uh! 258 00:12:31,711 --> 00:12:32,978 What's up with you guys? 259 00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:34,213 Well... 260 00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:35,581 Andre and I were trying to... 261 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:37,249 I got dragged into this. 262 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,252 - It was your idea to pay a guy to... - No. You came to me and I... 263 00:12:40,253 --> 00:12:42,713 - Hey! - Oh! 264 00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:47,460 Yeah, I should a told ya, this is a bad place to hide from Jade. 265 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:50,963 I ought ta take this, and kill you both with it. 266 00:12:50,964 --> 00:12:53,732 How could you kill us with toilet paper? 267 00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,234 Put it down. 268 00:12:55,235 --> 00:12:57,695 Put it down. 269 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,205 What are you all wazzed off about? 270 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:05,610 These two butt-cheeks paid a guy to ask me out on a date! 271 00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:08,214 - We were trying to help. - Why do I need your help? 272 00:13:08,215 --> 00:13:10,182 Because guys are scared to ask you out! 273 00:13:10,183 --> 00:13:11,484 That's how I like it! 274 00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:13,419 I got dragged into this. 275 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:15,323 - See, we thought... - You thought... 276 00:13:15,324 --> 00:13:17,784 We thought... 277 00:13:17,991 --> 00:13:20,151 If you got asked out by a guy. 278 00:13:20,152 --> 00:13:23,646 You'd be more okay if Beck asked out a girl. 279 00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:25,723 Oh my God. How many times do I have to say it? 280 00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:29,418 I don't care who you date! We broke up! Ask out any girl you want! 281 00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:32,478 See? I said you should just ask out Meredith... 282 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,699 Meredith?! 283 00:13:37,565 --> 00:13:39,345 - Jade... - Oh, I knew it. 284 00:13:39,346 --> 00:13:42,981 I knew it two years ago when you were in that awful play with her. 285 00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,983 I think I wrote that play. 286 00:13:44,984 --> 00:13:46,106 And Meredith was always like... 287 00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:49,221 "Oh, Beck, why don't you come to my house so we can rehearse our lines?" 288 00:13:49,222 --> 00:13:52,224 "Ooh, Beck, I brought you some cupcakes". 289 00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:54,393 Meredith brings everybody cupcakes! 290 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:57,363 Her dad owns a cupcake shop! 291 00:13:57,364 --> 00:13:58,564 He does? 292 00:13:58,565 --> 00:14:01,300 Yeah, Frank's Cupcakes. 293 00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:03,068 Ooh, they're good. 294 00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:06,305 Yeah, they make some legit cupcakes. 295 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:07,473 Ya know what? 296 00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:08,840 I don't care. 297 00:14:08,841 --> 00:14:11,243 Go out with Meredith. 298 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:14,124 Enjoy her cupcakes. 299 00:14:17,684 --> 00:14:21,404 How can she kill you with it? 300 00:14:22,755 --> 00:14:24,795 Beck... 301 00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:31,401 [ Bell ringing ] 302 00:14:32,399 --> 00:14:34,199 Ah! 303 00:14:34,203 --> 00:14:36,003 Ah! 304 00:14:39,472 --> 00:14:42,668 No offense, mister butterfly, but... 305 00:14:42,669 --> 00:14:45,909 I sure wish you'd die. 306 00:14:46,112 --> 00:14:48,880 Hey, lookie lookie what I got. 307 00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:52,618 No, I don't wanna see that thing again, put it away. 308 00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:54,943 No. This is a butterfly motel. 309 00:14:54,944 --> 00:14:56,744 Oh. 310 00:14:56,976 --> 00:14:58,075 What's it for? 311 00:14:58,076 --> 00:15:00,454 Butterflies. It's filled with everything they like. 312 00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:02,993 Dirt, plants, and rotting fruits. 313 00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:04,384 Okay. So? 314 00:15:04,385 --> 00:15:07,251 Well, I figure, if you stick your head in here, 315 00:15:07,252 --> 00:15:11,637 the butterfly will crawl out of you ear, and then frolic about. 316 00:15:11,638 --> 00:15:15,241 You want me to put my head in there with the dirt and the rotting fruit? 317 00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:20,402 It might make the butterfly come out of your ear. 318 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:32,448 Oh, it smells really bad. 319 00:15:34,227 --> 00:15:35,839 Whoa! 320 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,929 Is her head in a butterfly motel? 321 00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:39,790 Yes. 322 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:41,959 Me next! 323 00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,796 [ Music ] 324 00:15:46,439 --> 00:15:48,045 Hey, folks! 325 00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:50,926 What's up, y'all? 326 00:15:53,346 --> 00:15:54,880 Alright, everyone sit tight. 327 00:15:54,881 --> 00:15:59,017 We're gonna kick off this year's Full Moon Jam in just a few minutes! 328 00:15:59,018 --> 00:16:01,298 All right. 329 00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:03,221 Yay Andre! 330 00:16:03,222 --> 00:16:05,157 That's my Andre! 331 00:16:05,158 --> 00:16:07,326 He's my grandson! 332 00:16:07,327 --> 00:16:09,161 Hey Andre! 333 00:16:09,162 --> 00:16:10,629 You blew it up! 334 00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,910 Yay Andre! 335 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:14,819 Yay Andre! 336 00:16:14,820 --> 00:16:16,535 Will you quit screaming?! 337 00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:18,570 What'd you say to me?! 338 00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,172 Quit screaming! 339 00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:22,675 Are you trying to scream louder than me?! 340 00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:25,177 I am screaming louder than you! 341 00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:25,977 Oh no you don't! 342 00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:27,579 - Oh yeah I do! - No! 343 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,215 - Oh, you won't scream at me. - Oh, don't you even try! 344 00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,883 I've been screaming for 53 years. 345 00:16:31,884 --> 00:16:34,353 I can scream louder than you can even think about screaming! 346 00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:39,792 Oh, so do you wanna head over to the food table or do you just wanna hang here? 347 00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:43,796 We can go get some food or stay here. 348 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,564 Well, are you hungry? 349 00:16:45,565 --> 00:16:47,399 Are you? 350 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:51,203 - Not really. - Yeah, me either. 351 00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:53,171 Are you warm enough? Do you want to wear my jacket? 352 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:56,107 Do you want me to wear your jacket? 353 00:16:56,108 --> 00:16:58,210 Okay, the question is... 354 00:16:58,211 --> 00:17:00,579 Do you want to wear my jacket? 355 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:01,980 Sure. 356 00:17:01,981 --> 00:17:04,921 If you want me to. 357 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,888 I don't think this is gonna work. 358 00:17:09,889 --> 00:17:13,149 Just give it a little bit more time. 359 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:17,336 But my head's already been in here for six hours. 360 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:18,530 Hey! 361 00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:19,965 Where are you from?! 362 00:17:19,966 --> 00:17:21,663 I was born in Wisconsin! 363 00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:24,035 Whoa! Oh. Ah! 364 00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:27,939 Alright, get your head outta there. 365 00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,941 But the butterfly's still in my ear. 366 00:17:29,942 --> 00:17:34,082 I think I know how to get him out. 367 00:17:38,618 --> 00:17:39,985 Oh yes. 368 00:17:39,986 --> 00:17:42,146 Oh yeah. 369 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:48,960 Hey, Andre's grandma? 370 00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:51,192 Who's that?! Who do you want?! 371 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:54,032 Well, Cat has a butterfly in her ear... 372 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,493 In her ear?! 373 00:17:58,337 --> 00:18:00,439 Hey! Butterfly! 374 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,640 Get outta there! 375 00:18:01,641 --> 00:18:03,141 Do you hear me?! 376 00:18:03,142 --> 00:18:04,042 Hey! 377 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:06,383 Get... out! 378 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,447 It's out! 379 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:09,748 Bye! 380 00:18:09,749 --> 00:18:11,969 Ooh! Ooh! 381 00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:15,220 I got him! Whew. 382 00:18:15,221 --> 00:18:17,055 I'm so happy! 383 00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:20,358 Me too. But, the butterfly was in your left ear. 384 00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:23,829 - I know. - But, it came out of your right ear. 385 00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:26,530 It's a miracle! 386 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:29,868 So, who's your favorite teacher in this whole school? 387 00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:31,570 Easy. Sikowitz. 388 00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,788 Yeah, he's my fave too. 389 00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,441 I'm shocked. 390 00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:38,202 I'm shocked too. 391 00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:39,591 Are... 392 00:18:39,592 --> 00:18:42,714 Are you just gonna agree with everything I say? 393 00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:45,717 Do you want me to agree with everything you say? 394 00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:46,819 No. 395 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,980 Then no. 396 00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:51,328 Okay, um... 397 00:18:51,357 --> 00:18:54,092 I am gonna go over there. 398 00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:56,193 Awesome. 399 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,134 - Hey. - Hey. 400 00:19:03,135 --> 00:19:06,037 So, you and Meredith? Huh? 401 00:19:06,038 --> 00:19:08,674 Are you guys gonna snoodle? 402 00:19:08,675 --> 00:19:11,309 There will be no snoodling. 403 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,945 What?! 404 00:19:12,946 --> 00:19:15,146 After everything I've done? 405 00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:18,082 I was almost attacked with toilet paper! 406 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,942 Look, Meredith is... 407 00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:21,319 Nice. 408 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,821 Too nice. 409 00:19:22,822 --> 00:19:25,023 I think I've learned something about myself. 410 00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:29,461 That you're ungrateful to your friend who tried to fix you up with a cute girl? 411 00:19:29,462 --> 00:19:33,031 No. I just think I like dating a girl who, ya know... 412 00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:35,000 Fights back. 413 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:35,767 You... 414 00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:40,238 I mean, a girl who's got strong opinions, you know, and a big mouth. 415 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:42,099 Why? 416 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:44,610 Because it's not easy. 417 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:47,251 Easy is boring. 418 00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:50,434 Okay. I get that. 419 00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,737 So... 420 00:19:52,921 --> 00:19:54,920 Who's not boring? 421 00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:57,956 Okay people, let's heat things up for Jade West! 422 00:19:57,957 --> 00:19:59,485 Let's go! 423 00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:01,346 Hey! 424 00:20:03,155 --> 00:20:04,836 Ah! 425 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,697 Woo! 426 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,896 You think you know me. 427 00:20:10,897 --> 00:20:14,406 But you don't know me. 428 00:20:14,407 --> 00:20:16,447 You think you own me. 429 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:20,211 But you can't control me. 430 00:20:20,212 --> 00:20:24,783 You look at me, and there's just one thing that you see. 431 00:20:24,784 --> 00:20:27,989 So listen to me. 432 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:31,723 Listen to me! 433 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:34,889 You push me back. I'll push you back. 434 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:37,744 Harder, harder. 435 00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:40,709 You scream at me. I'll scream at you. 436 00:20:40,710 --> 00:20:45,648 Louder. Louder. I'm dangerous! 437 00:20:45,649 --> 00:20:48,439 I'm warning you. 438 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,144 But you're not afraid of me. 439 00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:53,714 And I can't convince you. 440 00:20:53,715 --> 00:20:56,851 You don't know me. 441 00:20:56,852 --> 00:21:02,389 And the longer that you stay, the ice is melting. 442 00:21:02,390 --> 00:21:05,142 And the pain feels okay. 443 00:21:05,143 --> 00:21:08,662 Feels okay-ay. 444 00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:13,200 Hey. 445 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:19,173 You push me back. I'll push you back. 446 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:22,476 You scream at me. I'll scream at you. 447 00:21:22,477 --> 00:21:26,695 Louder, louder, louder. 448 00:21:26,696 --> 00:21:30,955 Louder, louder, louder. 449 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:36,806 Louder, louder, louder! 450 00:21:36,807 --> 00:21:39,722 You push me back. I push you back. 451 00:21:39,723 --> 00:21:42,211 Harder, harder. 452 00:21:42,212 --> 00:21:45,232 You scream at me. I'll scream at you. 453 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,501 Louder. Louder. 454 00:21:47,502 --> 00:21:50,288 I'm dangerous. 455 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:53,158 I'm warning you. 456 00:21:53,159 --> 00:21:55,686 But you're not afraid of me. 457 00:21:55,687 --> 00:21:58,897 And I can't convince you. 458 00:21:58,898 --> 00:22:01,045 And I don't have to. 459 00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:04,167 I think you know me. 460 00:22:04,168 --> 00:22:06,028 Woo! 461 00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:14,476 Woo! Oh yeah! 462 00:22:22,070 --> 00:22:24,516 I've missed you. 463 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:28,597 So what are you gonna do about it? 464 00:22:34,775 --> 00:22:38,315 Yeah! Go Beck! Get it baby! 465 00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:50,754 Ya know, Cat hasn't dated anyone in a while. 466 00:22:52,027 --> 00:22:55,507 You are a dangerous person. 467 00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:01,420 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. www.Addic7ed.Com. 468 00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:06,020 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32184

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