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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:04,188 --> 00:00:05,889 Well, you better look again. 3 00:00:05,890 --> 00:00:07,891 Because there's been a murder. 4 00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:09,727 Murder? Where? 5 00:00:09,728 --> 00:00:11,028 Right here. 6 00:00:11,029 --> 00:00:14,569 On this underwater submarine. 7 00:00:15,634 --> 00:00:19,414 I better wake up the President. 8 00:00:24,242 --> 00:00:27,542 Give me The White House. 9 00:00:28,412 --> 00:00:31,181 Oh my God, that's insane. 10 00:00:31,182 --> 00:00:32,382 Excuse me? 11 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:34,483 Oh hey. 12 00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:37,621 Oh uh, we were just watching a video. 13 00:00:37,622 --> 00:00:40,257 Yeah, these two horses are... 14 00:00:40,258 --> 00:00:43,060 Put your phones away. 15 00:00:43,061 --> 00:00:45,829 We are rehearsing a play. 16 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:47,965 - Right. - Our bad. 17 00:00:47,966 --> 00:00:51,735 - Hey, send me the link to that video... - Stop that! 18 00:00:51,736 --> 00:00:55,516 Jade, let's go from your line. 19 00:00:56,407 --> 00:00:58,163 Jade! 20 00:00:58,164 --> 00:01:00,231 What's up? 21 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:04,036 Gee-m'nee crackers! I'm trying to teach you kids something about... 22 00:01:04,037 --> 00:01:05,336 [ Musical ring tone ] 23 00:01:05,337 --> 00:01:07,677 One second. 24 00:01:08,808 --> 00:01:10,943 Uh, grandma, what is it? 25 00:01:10,944 --> 00:01:15,581 No. Nobody stole your bed. You're just in the kitchen! 26 00:01:15,582 --> 00:01:18,283 Hang up that phone right now! 27 00:01:18,284 --> 00:01:20,953 Take your pills. 28 00:01:20,954 --> 00:01:22,921 I'm getting sick and tired of... 29 00:01:22,922 --> 00:01:24,389 [ Musical ring tone ] 30 00:01:24,390 --> 00:01:26,028 Ah, what now?! 31 00:01:26,029 --> 00:01:28,426 Oh, I just texted everyone a pic of me. 32 00:01:28,427 --> 00:01:30,696 That's my sister's shirt I'm wearing. 33 00:01:30,697 --> 00:01:32,330 - Why? - So weird. 34 00:01:32,331 --> 00:01:36,167 All right. That does it. That tears it! 35 00:01:36,168 --> 00:01:37,069 What? 36 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:40,070 You people are sick! 37 00:01:40,106 --> 00:01:42,440 I feel pretty good! 38 00:01:42,441 --> 00:01:46,578 I'm talking about your addiction to your stupid phones! 39 00:01:46,579 --> 00:01:49,547 I swear to Pete, you can't go two minutes without... 40 00:01:49,548 --> 00:01:52,428 [ Imitates texting ] 41 00:01:54,353 --> 00:01:57,923 Oh come on, I don't think it's fair to say we're addicted to them. 42 00:01:57,924 --> 00:02:00,241 Ho ho ho ho. 43 00:02:00,242 --> 00:02:02,522 Very well. 44 00:02:02,829 --> 00:02:05,497 Then I challenge you all. 45 00:02:05,498 --> 00:02:07,265 All right. 46 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:09,726 Let's fight. 47 00:02:10,536 --> 00:02:14,436 I don't think he means a fight. 48 00:02:18,845 --> 00:02:21,546 I will give each and everyone of you... 49 00:02:21,547 --> 00:02:25,267 All "A"'s for the whole semester. 50 00:02:25,685 --> 00:02:27,052 If...? 51 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:31,013 If you can all go one full week. 52 00:02:31,057 --> 00:02:33,892 Without using modern technology. 53 00:02:33,893 --> 00:02:36,795 - No phones? - No phones! 54 00:02:36,796 --> 00:02:38,855 And no laptops or Pear Pads. 55 00:02:38,856 --> 00:02:43,476 No electronic device made since I was born. 56 00:02:47,227 --> 00:02:50,227 Wanna take that bet? 57 00:02:55,948 --> 00:02:57,749 Let's do it. 58 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:59,951 - Okay. Let's do it. - I'm good. 59 00:02:59,952 --> 00:03:00,919 Great. 60 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,160 Let's have your phones. 61 00:03:06,891 --> 00:03:09,411 There you go. 62 00:03:10,163 --> 00:03:13,665 And, the contest begins now. 63 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:15,067 - Great. - Okay. 64 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,369 - All right. - Wait! 65 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:19,427 How will you know we're not using other people's phones? 66 00:03:19,428 --> 00:03:21,828 Because I trust your honesty. 67 00:03:21,829 --> 00:03:25,043 And I'm going to have Sinjin and Burf spy on you. 68 00:03:25,044 --> 00:03:28,284 It's you and me, baby. 69 00:03:29,615 --> 00:03:30,831 [ Music ] 70 00:03:30,832 --> 00:03:33,952 Here I am once again. 71 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:37,680 Feeling lost but now and then. 72 00:03:37,681 --> 00:03:41,461 I breathe it in to let it go. 73 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,483 And you don't know where you are now. 74 00:03:45,484 --> 00:03:50,221 And what it will come to if only somebody could hear. 75 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:52,477 When you figure out how. 76 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:54,085 You're lost in the moment. 77 00:03:54,086 --> 00:03:56,606 You disappear. 78 00:03:57,551 --> 00:04:01,190 You don't have to be afraid to put your dream in action. 79 00:04:01,191 --> 00:04:02,611 You'll never gonna fade. 80 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:05,292 You'll be the main attraction. 81 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:06,974 Not a fantasy. 82 00:04:06,975 --> 00:04:08,548 Just remember me. 83 00:04:08,549 --> 00:04:11,086 When it turns out right. 84 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:15,275 Because you know that if you live in your imagination. 85 00:04:15,276 --> 00:04:19,255 Tomorrow you'll be everybody's fascination. 86 00:04:19,256 --> 00:04:20,905 In my victory. 87 00:04:20,906 --> 00:04:22,461 Just remember me. 88 00:04:22,462 --> 00:04:25,582 When I make it shine. 89 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,531 I don't even miss our phones. 90 00:04:49,532 --> 00:04:50,665 Do you guys? 91 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,560 No. 92 00:04:51,561 --> 00:04:52,527 No. 93 00:04:52,528 --> 00:04:53,417 No. 94 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,364 No. 95 00:04:54,365 --> 00:04:56,492 How long has it been since we had 'em. 96 00:04:56,493 --> 00:04:57,460 A few hours. 97 00:04:57,461 --> 00:04:59,930 It seems like years! 98 00:04:59,931 --> 00:05:03,566 - No, it's not that bad. - Years! 99 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:07,971 Well, uh, one good thing, you know, about not having our phones 100 00:05:07,972 --> 00:05:12,120 is it makes us pay more attention to the world around us. 101 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:16,995 Yeah, like I've never really noticed this before, but a lot of the 102 00:05:16,996 --> 00:05:21,317 kids who go to Hollywood Arts are really not very good-looking. 103 00:05:21,318 --> 00:05:27,218 Well, I've noticed some things that aren't cruel to say out loud. 104 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:29,126 Like? 105 00:05:29,127 --> 00:05:33,396 Like... look, look, there's the Hollywood sign right there. 106 00:05:33,397 --> 00:05:36,344 We can see that from our school that's... 107 00:05:36,345 --> 00:05:39,165 It's really cool. 108 00:05:39,403 --> 00:05:42,372 Yeah, and here's another cool thing. 109 00:05:42,373 --> 00:05:45,242 You guys know how I usually keep my phone in my shirt pocket here? 110 00:05:45,243 --> 00:05:46,542 - I don't care. - Oh, yeah. 111 00:05:46,543 --> 00:05:52,015 Well, now, I'm using this pocket to carry cheese, and my allergy pills. 112 00:05:52,016 --> 00:05:53,683 Won't the cheese melt in your pocket? 113 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:55,485 No, I don't think the cheese will melt in my... 114 00:05:55,486 --> 00:05:57,286 Oh. 115 00:05:57,488 --> 00:05:58,521 Robbie. 116 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:00,056 Robbie. 117 00:06:00,057 --> 00:06:02,037 Gross. 118 00:06:02,326 --> 00:06:04,961 I miss my phone! 119 00:06:04,962 --> 00:06:08,631 What do you guys think it's doing right now? 120 00:06:08,632 --> 00:06:10,801 Come on Cat, we can do this. 121 00:06:10,802 --> 00:06:13,170 Let's try to not even think about our phones. 122 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:15,172 - Okay but... - Hey everyone! 123 00:06:15,173 --> 00:06:16,973 Look at your phones! 124 00:06:16,974 --> 00:06:18,275 Look at your phones! 125 00:06:18,276 --> 00:06:20,576 Look at your phones. 126 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:24,514 There's a new funny video on Splashface! 127 00:06:24,515 --> 00:06:25,715 What? 128 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:26,683 What is it? What is it? 129 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:30,653 Just go on Splashface and look up wacky donkey! 130 00:06:30,654 --> 00:06:32,200 It's hilarious! 131 00:06:32,201 --> 00:06:34,661 Wacky donkey! 132 00:06:38,830 --> 00:06:41,497 You guys, come on! 133 00:06:41,498 --> 00:06:47,398 It's just another one of those videos. You know, I'm sure it's not that funny. 134 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,410 [ Music ] 135 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:06,375 [ Tone beeps ] 136 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:10,260 Mom, what year did they disband the Soviet Union and start calling it Russia? 137 00:07:10,261 --> 00:07:12,215 I dunno, look it up on the Internet. 138 00:07:12,216 --> 00:07:14,556 I can't! 139 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:16,379 Okay. 140 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:18,900 [ Tone beeps ] 141 00:07:19,703 --> 00:07:22,272 What? Who texted you? 142 00:07:22,273 --> 00:07:23,974 Oh, it's just Gary. 143 00:07:23,975 --> 00:07:26,776 Your father's friend on the police force. 144 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:28,745 - What'd he say? - Oh, nothing. 145 00:07:28,746 --> 00:07:31,381 I'll just delete this. 146 00:07:31,382 --> 00:07:33,048 [ Door bell rings ] 147 00:07:33,049 --> 00:07:34,219 Hey, could you get the door? 148 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,469 I wanna watch this wacky donkey video again. 149 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:38,821 It's hilarious, have you seen it? 150 00:07:38,822 --> 00:07:43,562 You know I haven't! Why are you killing me? 151 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,400 Look what I got. 152 00:07:50,401 --> 00:07:52,903 - What is that? - It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. 153 00:07:52,904 --> 00:07:55,544 Isn't it cool? 154 00:07:55,839 --> 00:07:58,254 I'm coming in now. 155 00:07:58,255 --> 00:08:01,255 Hi Mrs. Tori's mom. 156 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:03,146 Hello, Cat. 157 00:08:03,147 --> 00:08:06,783 - Why'd you get a dog chew toy cell phone? - To help me get through the week. 158 00:08:06,784 --> 00:08:11,121 I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend. 159 00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:15,258 - But what's the point in... - This is all I've got! 160 00:08:15,259 --> 00:08:16,626 But it's not even... 161 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:18,861 Can I hold it? 162 00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,476 Oh, you girls are pathetic. 163 00:08:20,477 --> 00:08:23,062 When I was your age, we didn't even have cell phones. 164 00:08:23,063 --> 00:08:25,380 Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have. 165 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:28,504 Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses. 166 00:08:28,505 --> 00:08:31,897 Oh for corn sake! Sikowitz isn't here, so just use my phone. 167 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:36,446 - We can't! - Sinjin is out there spying on us! 168 00:08:36,447 --> 00:08:38,315 Can I use your bathroom? 169 00:08:38,316 --> 00:08:40,116 No! 170 00:08:41,018 --> 00:08:42,818 No! 171 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:52,728 Hey Rob. 172 00:08:52,729 --> 00:08:54,146 Hi. 173 00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:55,454 What is that thing? 174 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:59,002 It's some kind of prehistoric typing machine. 175 00:08:59,003 --> 00:09:01,704 And it takes me ten minutes to type two words! 176 00:09:01,705 --> 00:09:03,273 That's slow. 177 00:09:03,274 --> 00:09:05,936 I know! Oh, and guess how you fix mistakes! 178 00:09:05,937 --> 00:09:08,578 - How? - With this! Paint! 179 00:09:08,579 --> 00:09:10,847 A little tiny bottle of white paint! 180 00:09:10,848 --> 00:09:13,439 Whenever I wanna change anything, I have to paint over it! 181 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:17,954 Then I have to let the paint dry, and then I have to type over the dried paint! 182 00:09:17,955 --> 00:09:19,932 Yeah, well ya know what it's like for me, 183 00:09:19,933 --> 00:09:22,158 having to listen to music on this machine? 184 00:09:22,159 --> 00:09:24,094 - What is that? - A record player. 185 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:29,403 And the only records I got are the ones my grandma bought from 1951 to 1966. 186 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:33,389 You know what my grandma used to listen to from 1951 to 1966? 187 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:34,215 No. 188 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:39,196 Circus music, eskimo opera, and Chinese bee-bop. 189 00:09:39,977 --> 00:09:41,644 You ever listen to Chinese bee-bop?! 190 00:09:41,645 --> 00:09:42,701 I have not. 191 00:09:42,702 --> 00:09:46,182 Well, I did, and now I got a rash. 192 00:09:46,183 --> 00:09:49,700 It might be a Chinese rash. 193 00:09:49,701 --> 00:09:54,366 Do you wanna go to my locker? I have creams and ointments. 194 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:56,227 Nah. 195 00:09:56,927 --> 00:09:58,861 So why are you sitting on the floor? 196 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:01,338 Because I try to carry this stupid typewriter to study hall, 197 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,809 but it weighs like nine hundred pounds! 198 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:05,841 - It's really heavy? - Uh, yeah. 199 00:10:05,842 --> 00:10:08,193 I tried to put it on my lap, and it almost squished my... 200 00:10:08,194 --> 00:10:10,714 Swimsuit area. 201 00:10:17,714 --> 00:10:19,516 Who are you pretending to text? 202 00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,384 My brother. 203 00:10:21,385 --> 00:10:24,865 Can I pretend to text him? 204 00:10:25,613 --> 00:10:27,690 I can't take it! I can't take this! 205 00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,059 Want me to rub your shoulders? 206 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:30,980 Down! 207 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:33,620 What's your problem? 208 00:10:33,621 --> 00:10:36,327 Do you know what they're showing live, right now, on funnydanger dot com?! 209 00:10:36,328 --> 00:10:37,136 What? 210 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,164 A roller coaster got stuck at Mystic Mountain, 211 00:10:39,165 --> 00:10:41,904 and there's an old lady hanging upside down from it! 212 00:10:41,905 --> 00:10:44,234 Oh my gosh, is it someone you know? 213 00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:47,610 No! It's someone I wanna laugh at! 214 00:10:47,611 --> 00:10:52,415 But I can't watch the live video because of our stupid bet with Sikowitz! 215 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:56,376 All right boys, girls, and others. 216 00:10:57,388 --> 00:11:00,323 Let's get this rehearsal started. 217 00:11:00,324 --> 00:11:03,659 We're gonna start with scene fourteen. 218 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,528 Oh my gosh! 219 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:07,863 - Oh man. - What happened to you?! 220 00:11:07,864 --> 00:11:09,686 Jessica Baxter. 221 00:11:09,687 --> 00:11:13,403 She texted me about a hundred times last night, and I didn't text her back. 222 00:11:13,404 --> 00:11:15,897 Well, did you explain to her that you can't use a phone? 223 00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:17,006 Yeah! 224 00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:20,310 Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face! 225 00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:24,811 Aw. Did Becky get eggy'd and scratchy'd? 226 00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:27,584 Yes, yes he did'd. 227 00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:31,957 Listen, if you all wanna use your phones... 228 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,898 They're right here. 229 00:11:37,661 --> 00:11:39,329 Cat no! No! 230 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,297 I need my phone! 231 00:11:41,298 --> 00:11:43,466 I need my phone! 232 00:11:43,467 --> 00:11:45,268 I need my phone! 233 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,087 I need my phone! 234 00:11:47,088 --> 00:11:48,271 I need my phone! 235 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,805 Oh. Get her! 236 00:11:49,806 --> 00:11:51,906 No, no! 237 00:11:56,547 --> 00:11:58,467 Stop! 238 00:11:58,982 --> 00:12:01,862 I need my phone! 239 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,228 Hold her! Hold her! 240 00:12:07,981 --> 00:12:10,493 See?! I knew it! 241 00:12:10,494 --> 00:12:12,529 I told you the girls would crack before us! 242 00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:16,366 Yeah! And we guys don't wanna lose our "A"'s just because girls are weak! 243 00:12:16,367 --> 00:12:19,502 - Weak?! - He might have a point. 244 00:12:19,503 --> 00:12:22,037 That's garbage! You guys are just as desperate 245 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,973 for your precious technology as we are! 246 00:12:23,974 --> 00:12:25,542 - Blehhh. - N'yehhh. 247 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:26,643 Blehhh. 248 00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:28,311 You all wanna cancel the bet? 249 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,546 - No! - No! 250 00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:31,648 Possibly! 251 00:12:31,649 --> 00:12:33,550 We just don't want the girls to wreck it for us. 252 00:12:33,551 --> 00:12:35,285 - Exactly. - Right. 253 00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:37,076 Okay. 254 00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:39,594 Then let's change the bet. 255 00:12:39,595 --> 00:12:42,458 Boys against the girls. 256 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:46,093 Whoever uses a phone or any modern technology first, 257 00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:49,754 loses the bet for their side. 258 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,404 It's on. 259 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,625 It's on. 260 00:12:54,738 --> 00:12:57,020 Just to be clear, I am on the boys' side? 261 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:59,661 - Yes. - Sweet. 262 00:13:00,511 --> 00:13:03,991 - Can I get up now? - No! 263 00:13:08,045 --> 00:13:09,845 Oh. 264 00:13:10,848 --> 00:13:13,082 Please get off me, please. 265 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,218 I can't! Not 'til Jade gets here. 266 00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:17,988 But I have to use the bathroom. 267 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:19,623 Do you really? 268 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,544 Yeah. 269 00:13:22,059 --> 00:13:24,427 Are you lying? 270 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,348 Yeah. 271 00:13:26,363 --> 00:13:27,731 [ Knocking ] 272 00:13:27,732 --> 00:13:29,762 It's open, come in! 273 00:13:29,763 --> 00:13:31,635 Okay, I'm here. 274 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,637 Why did you... 275 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,006 Why are you sitting on Cat? 276 00:13:36,007 --> 00:13:38,466 If I let her up, she might try to grab a real phone 277 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,544 and I don't know if I can stop her by myself. 278 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:43,713 I don't think you can. I'm pretty scrappy. 279 00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:46,774 Hey! Stop doing that! 280 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,654 So I'm here to assist you? 281 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,956 No. You're here to help all three of us. 282 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:57,343 We're on the same team and we've gotta show the guys that we're stronger than them. 283 00:13:57,344 --> 00:14:00,464 Dude, I am going insane not using my phone. 284 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,583 And so are you. And let's face it, Cat is a disaster. 285 00:14:03,584 --> 00:14:06,284 Such a disaster. 286 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,638 There's no way she's gonna make it another five days 287 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,807 without texting or using a phone for something. 288 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,875 It's true. 289 00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:16,646 I'd do anything to text someone right now, and I mean anything. 290 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,567 Yeah. 291 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,724 Okay fine. 292 00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,844 Then let's just give up now. 293 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:27,057 Okay, where's a phone, I need a phone, where's a phone?! 294 00:14:27,058 --> 00:14:28,625 - Wait! - No! 295 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,786 Help me! 296 00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:36,368 Okay, I'm down. 297 00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:41,258 Think about this, we know we can't win, but... 298 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:44,373 What if we can make the guys lose? 299 00:14:44,374 --> 00:14:46,185 Yeah. 300 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,502 If they lose, we win. 301 00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:49,779 Uh-huh. 302 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:53,316 I'm not clear on the plan. 303 00:14:53,317 --> 00:14:57,186 We're gonna trick the boys into using their phones before we do. 304 00:14:57,187 --> 00:15:00,156 Ooh, sounds great. Can I get up now? 305 00:15:00,157 --> 00:15:02,517 You promise you won't run out and use a phone? 306 00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:04,618 Promise. 307 00:15:12,004 --> 00:15:13,864 Cat. 308 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,744 You better sit on me again. 309 00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,838 [ Music ] 310 00:15:29,987 --> 00:15:31,655 Oh. 311 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:32,956 No way! 312 00:15:32,957 --> 00:15:35,692 I can't believe your own sister would do that to you. 313 00:15:35,693 --> 00:15:37,060 I know, right? 314 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,529 Wait, what did Trina do? 315 00:15:39,530 --> 00:15:45,410 Okay, you guys know how I have that weird mole on my butt? 316 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,138 The mole shaped like a fish? 317 00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:49,105 Right. 318 00:15:49,106 --> 00:15:54,778 So, last night, my mom took a pic of it, to send to our doctor. 319 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,119 Oh. Go on. 320 00:15:58,382 --> 00:16:02,152 Well, you wanna know what my evil sister Trina did? 321 00:16:02,153 --> 00:16:03,527 - What? - Yeah. 322 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:06,923 She copied the pic of my butt mole. 323 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,726 And posted it on The Slap. 324 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:13,561 And now anyone with a phone can just go on The Slap dot com. 325 00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:16,682 And see my butt mole! 326 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,034 Shaped like a fish. 327 00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:19,565 Shaped like a fish. 328 00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,846 Outrageous. 329 00:16:22,139 --> 00:16:23,606 Hey. 330 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,842 Let's go check our makeup in the girls' room. 331 00:16:25,843 --> 00:16:26,976 Good call. 332 00:16:26,977 --> 00:16:28,812 I'll follow you both out. 333 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,973 Mmm hmm. 334 00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:36,424 Wow. 335 00:16:36,425 --> 00:16:38,631 A pic of Tori's butt mole. 336 00:16:38,632 --> 00:16:41,617 I sure would like to see that. 337 00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:44,479 Well, there's the box of phones, right over there. 338 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,696 No, I can't use my phone. 339 00:16:46,697 --> 00:16:49,165 If I do, I'll lose the bet for me, Andre, and Beck. 340 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,734 Nobody's gonna know. 341 00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:53,195 We're alone. 342 00:16:53,771 --> 00:16:55,371 I dunno. 343 00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:58,407 Come on Rob. You deserve to see that pic. 344 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,211 I mean, what else do you have to live for? 345 00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:04,572 It's shaped like a fish. 346 00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,849 Oh. 347 00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:10,844 Mm-hum. 348 00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:13,365 - Okay. - Eh! 349 00:17:15,059 --> 00:17:16,592 - Rob no! - Don't! 350 00:17:16,593 --> 00:17:20,096 No, no, I have to check The Slap! No, there's a pic of Tori's butt mole. 351 00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:21,965 Lemme go, lemme go! 352 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:24,500 There's no pic of Tori's butt mole on The Slap! 353 00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,702 - But they... - The girls already tried that on us! 354 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:29,939 They tried to trick you. 355 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,460 Those wenches. 356 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:34,177 Uh-huh. 357 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,611 But we're gonna get 'em back. 358 00:17:35,612 --> 00:17:37,647 Oh yeah. The game is on. 359 00:17:37,648 --> 00:17:41,908 - It's way on. - On like Billy Kwan. 360 00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:46,189 He's a boy I went to camp with. From Asia. 361 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:50,210 Good kid, you guys would like him. 362 00:17:52,952 --> 00:17:55,112 [ Music ] 363 00:17:57,301 --> 00:17:58,868 Oh. 364 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,571 Ooh, I'm pretending I got another text! 365 00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:08,472 It's from Robbie's friend Billy Kwan, all the way from Asia! 366 00:18:08,869 --> 00:18:10,721 It's kind of sad. 367 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,918 Watching Cat go mentally insane. 368 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:17,550 I always thought it would happen more gradually. 369 00:18:17,551 --> 00:18:20,957 I texted Billy back! I said, "yay Asia!" 370 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,591 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 371 00:18:22,592 --> 00:18:24,393 Oh my God, I wish it were real. 372 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,229 [ Doorbell ringing ] 373 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,690 Who is that? 374 00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:34,065 Hello. 375 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:37,240 Will you help me? I'm lost. 376 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,038 You're lost? 377 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:42,567 Uh-huh. Will you please call my mom and tell her where I am? 378 00:18:42,568 --> 00:18:45,748 - Uh, sure I'll call your mom... - Wait. 379 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:47,717 - What? - It's a trick. 380 00:18:47,718 --> 00:18:50,086 - So we'll use our phones. - It's not a trick. 381 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:52,521 - Who sent you?! - I have asthma! 382 00:18:52,522 --> 00:18:54,980 Was it Andre? Robbie? Beck? Who?! 383 00:18:54,981 --> 00:18:57,727 I just got lost. I took the wrong bus. 384 00:18:57,728 --> 00:19:02,116 Well, you know what happens to little girls with asthma who take the wrong bus? 385 00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:04,100 - No. - They get a face full a door! 386 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:07,101 What does that mean? 387 00:19:07,204 --> 00:19:09,724 Little Grunch. 388 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:13,977 Can you believe those guys tried to trick us with a "lost little girl". 389 00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,140 Just to try to make us use our phones. 390 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:18,121 Jerks. 391 00:19:19,374 --> 00:19:23,019 Unless she really was a lost little girl. 392 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,688 What if she was? 393 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,835 Then she'll learn a valuable lesson. 394 00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:30,596 Ya know, always... 395 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,986 Take the right bus. 396 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,165 - Cat! - She chewed through her leash! 397 00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,367 I'm free! 398 00:19:37,368 --> 00:19:38,935 - Come here. - I'm free! 399 00:19:38,936 --> 00:19:40,970 I need a real phone! 400 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,931 I need a real phone! No! No! No! 401 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,382 [ Music ] 402 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:55,218 I'm in charge of this underwater submarine. 403 00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:56,462 Your point? 404 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:59,328 You and your husband are accused of a very serious crime. 405 00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:01,599 Now, where is he? 406 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,360 Right behind you. 407 00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:09,132 He's not here. 408 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,733 Dad-gummit, where is Robbie?! 409 00:20:13,982 --> 00:20:16,322 Here I am! 410 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:20,284 Oh my God. 411 00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,582 Why are you dressed that way?! 412 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,120 Because I'm the scuba fairy! 413 00:20:24,121 --> 00:20:27,155 And I'm here to grant all of your underwater wishes! 414 00:20:27,156 --> 00:20:29,203 That is an embarrassing costume! 415 00:20:29,204 --> 00:20:30,748 - Really embarrassing! - Yeah! 416 00:20:30,749 --> 00:20:35,135 So nobody better take a picture of me and post it online! 417 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:39,400 I have to take a picture of him and post it online! 418 00:20:39,401 --> 00:20:40,672 No! 419 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,348 That's what the guys want us to do so we'll lose the bet! 420 00:20:43,349 --> 00:20:46,059 Who cares?! Look at him! This is too good! 421 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:48,729 Take a pic! Take a pic! 422 00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:50,888 Take a pic! Take a pic! 423 00:20:50,889 --> 00:20:54,009 Stifle! Stifle! Stifle! 424 00:20:56,037 --> 00:21:00,073 I am a teacher and I'm tired of this nonsense! 425 00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:03,614 Here, you want your phones?! 426 00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:06,392 Take them! 427 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,120 - Smile Robbie! - Turn around. 428 00:21:13,121 --> 00:21:15,656 Hi scuba fairy! 429 00:21:15,657 --> 00:21:17,358 Yes! 430 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,459 [ Gong ] 431 00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,630 That's it everybody! 432 00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:25,151 The boys win! 433 00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:28,902 - What?! - Uh-uh, no way! 434 00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:30,404 You said the contest was over! 435 00:21:30,405 --> 00:21:36,285 No, I believe I said, "if you want your phones, take them". 436 00:21:36,611 --> 00:21:40,181 He didn't say anything about the contest being over. 437 00:21:40,182 --> 00:21:43,083 Wait, no no! The guys... 438 00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,519 You guys all got your phones too! 439 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,837 - Off. - Off. 440 00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,390 - Off. - You girls turned yours on. 441 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,392 - Boo-jah! - Okay. 442 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,213 - Sikowitz! - Yes? 443 00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:57,998 - You were in on this with them! - You helped the boys trick us! 444 00:21:57,999 --> 00:22:00,459 I absolutely. 445 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,336 But why? 446 00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:06,024 Look, this turned into a contest between the boys and the girls. 447 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,803 Now, I may be an educator, and I may be your friend. 448 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:13,004 But first and always, Erwin Sikowitz... 449 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:17,231 Is a boy. 450 00:22:18,926 --> 00:22:21,194 Boy power! Boy power! 451 00:22:21,195 --> 00:22:23,790 Boy power! Boy power! Boy power! 452 00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:26,594 Boy power! Boy power! Boy power! 453 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,630 Boy power! Boy power! Boy power! 454 00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:31,665 You play dirty! 455 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,726 Boy power! Boy power! 456 00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:37,646 [ Tones going off ] 457 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,341 - I didn't see that coming. - Whoa! 458 00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:43,477 I got forty-three text messages. 459 00:22:43,478 --> 00:22:47,438 I have two hundred more followers. 460 00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:50,016 Look at the wacky donkey! 461 00:22:50,017 --> 00:22:53,257 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! 462 00:22:57,992 --> 00:22:59,059 No! 463 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:00,616 Oh! 464 00:23:00,617 --> 00:23:06,517 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. www.Addic7ed.Com. 465 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:11,117 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32174

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