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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,653 --> 00:00:06,955 - Hey. - MAURA: Hi, guys. 2 00:00:07,055 --> 00:00:08,597 - JOSH: Hey, guys. - Ooh, I don't like it. 3 00:00:08,697 --> 00:00:10,019 MAURA: Well, you don't like the seeds. That's why. 4 00:00:10,099 --> 00:00:11,141 You could've gotten it without the seeds. 5 00:00:11,221 --> 00:00:12,883 Oh, that's right. I don't like seeds. 6 00:00:12,983 --> 00:00:14,465 - That's right. - Well, why didn't you get the plain? 7 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:15,907 But it looks like it's got dirt on it. 8 00:00:15,987 --> 00:00:17,490 It's not dirt; it's spices. 9 00:00:17,590 --> 00:00:18,791 - (BURPS) - LEN: Crank that AC, my man. 10 00:00:18,871 --> 00:00:21,415 - Yeah. - Crank that AC up. 11 00:00:21,515 --> 00:00:22,957 - Full power AC. - Did you get the street meat? 12 00:00:23,037 --> 00:00:24,519 - Dude, I had a lot of street meat. - You did? 13 00:00:24,599 --> 00:00:25,981 I had a lot of street meat. 14 00:00:26,081 --> 00:00:28,705 Now remember, you have to dip the bread. 15 00:00:28,805 --> 00:00:31,189 You have to dip the bread all the way into the spice 16 00:00:31,289 --> 00:00:32,631 or there's no point. 17 00:00:32,731 --> 00:00:33,913 Yeah, o... okay. 18 00:00:34,013 --> 00:00:35,515 I have never wanted to marry bread, 19 00:00:35,615 --> 00:00:37,317 but today I want to marry bread. 20 00:00:37,417 --> 00:00:39,020 MAURA: You could have got the other kind. 21 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:41,764 Moshe, Tapuz is the next stop, right? 22 00:00:41,864 --> 00:00:43,165 - Yeah. Okay? - Tapuz. 23 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:45,489 Next stop, Tapuz. 24 00:00:45,589 --> 00:00:47,071 SHELLY: You've don't eat meat on the street. What? 25 00:00:47,151 --> 00:00:49,454 (SPEAKING HEBREW) 26 00:00:49,554 --> 00:00:52,619 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 27 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,142 - LEN: It was like lamb. - Everybody in? 28 00:00:55,242 --> 00:00:56,744 - Yes. - ALL: Yeah. 29 00:00:56,844 --> 00:00:57,866 Okay. (SPEAKS HEBREW) 30 00:00:57,966 --> 00:01:00,269 Everyone sitting? Okay. 31 00:01:00,369 --> 00:01:02,192 SHELLY: Andale. 32 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:04,295 ? ? 33 00:01:33,576 --> 00:01:35,579 ? ? 34 00:02:04,940 --> 00:02:06,862 SHELLY: Ooh, we just passed a sign to Bethlehem. 35 00:02:06,942 --> 00:02:09,646 BRYNA: Is Bethlehem part of the West Bank? 36 00:02:09,746 --> 00:02:11,128 NITZAN: Of course it is. 37 00:02:11,228 --> 00:02:13,091 MAURA: Oh, don't say, "Of course it is," like that. 38 00:02:13,191 --> 00:02:15,174 It's where Jesus was born. It's confusing. 39 00:02:15,274 --> 00:02:17,497 People don't know whether it's Christian or Arab. 40 00:02:17,597 --> 00:02:18,959 NITZAN: Christians and Arabs are not opposite. 41 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:21,042 There are lots of Christian Arabs, you know. 42 00:02:23,486 --> 00:02:25,909 MAURA: Who is this person who lives in Tapuz? 43 00:02:26,009 --> 00:02:27,091 SARAH: It's my friend's mom. 44 00:02:27,171 --> 00:02:28,533 MAURA: Why are we stopping there? 45 00:02:28,613 --> 00:02:30,956 SARAH: We just have to drop something off. 46 00:02:31,056 --> 00:02:33,059 NITZAN: Okay, this is Tapuz. 47 00:02:36,263 --> 00:02:37,565 (NITZAN SPEAKS HEBREW) 48 00:02:37,665 --> 00:02:39,568 (GUARD SPEAKS HEBREW) 49 00:02:39,668 --> 00:02:41,170 Um, why are there soldiers here? 50 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:44,575 (BOTH SPEAKING HEBREW) 51 00:02:44,675 --> 00:02:45,777 What's her name? 52 00:02:45,877 --> 00:02:47,820 - SARAH: Hadar Shalev. - NITZAN: Hadar Shalev. 53 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,182 - GUARD: Shalev. - Number? 54 00:02:49,282 --> 00:02:50,704 SARAH: Um, 1504. 55 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,067 (NITZAN SPEAKS HEBREW) Okay. 56 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:55,711 BRYNA: Wow. Look at all the security. 57 00:02:55,811 --> 00:02:58,695 SHELLY: Oy, such a big deal. 58 00:03:01,779 --> 00:03:03,281 ALI: (SIGHS) Sarah. 59 00:03:03,381 --> 00:03:04,904 Do you know that this is a settlement? 60 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:06,265 JOSH: Um, how long is this gonna take? 61 00:03:06,346 --> 00:03:08,228 Oh, my God, it's gonna take, like, five minutes, okay? 62 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:10,311 We're just dropping something off. 63 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:15,438 - God. - SHELLY: Looks just like Park La Brea. 64 00:03:19,644 --> 00:03:20,586 SARAH: Thanks. 65 00:03:20,686 --> 00:03:21,827 It's... it's over there. 66 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:23,470 - Okay. - Thank you, sir. 67 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,192 - Be right back. - Thanks, guys. 68 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,235 All right, we got to be quick. 69 00:03:27,335 --> 00:03:28,957 Fucking Ali's on a warpath. 70 00:03:29,057 --> 00:03:31,941 - Thank you. - Right over there. 71 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:39,953 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 72 00:03:40,273 --> 00:03:41,735 Shalom. 73 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:42,937 - Shalom. - Hadar? 74 00:03:43,037 --> 00:03:44,259 (HADAR SPEAKS HEBREW) 75 00:03:44,359 --> 00:03:45,941 - Ah, yes. - (SPEAKS HEBREW) 76 00:03:46,041 --> 00:03:48,184 - Wow. - Oh, my God, you're so beautiful. 77 00:03:48,284 --> 00:03:50,347 God bless you. You know, you're taking care of Lila. 78 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:52,470 You know, she told me so much about you. 79 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,755 - You know, thank you. - Really? What... what did she say? 80 00:03:55,855 --> 00:03:57,597 Like, you know, you were family for her 81 00:03:57,697 --> 00:04:00,059 - and I'm so happy for that, really. - LEN AND SARAH: Oh. 82 00:04:00,101 --> 00:04:01,269 - Please, come in. - Oh, this... 83 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:02,290 We can't stay. We can't stay. 84 00:04:02,293 --> 00:04:03,265 - We have a... a sweater. - But thank you. 85 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,328 - Oh, sweater. - Yeah, yeah, she... 86 00:04:05,428 --> 00:04:06,570 She's still knitting. 87 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:08,573 Who will marry her? Please, please, come. 88 00:04:08,673 --> 00:04:09,674 - Oh, actually, we can't. - We can't. 89 00:04:09,754 --> 00:04:10,836 - We actually can't stay for very long. - Please. 90 00:04:10,916 --> 00:04:12,138 Well, no, we can stay for five. 91 00:04:12,238 --> 00:04:13,760 - We can stay for a little. I'm sorry, yeah. - Yay! 92 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,843 HADAR: I'm making lemon bars for Lila. 93 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:22,332 (GRUNTING) 94 00:04:24,535 --> 00:04:26,718 BRYNA: Ugh, I got to pee. 95 00:04:26,818 --> 00:04:29,522 SHELLY: Oh, God. I haven't done my steps. 96 00:04:29,622 --> 00:04:31,685 Who is this friend? This... this... this Hagar? 97 00:04:31,785 --> 00:04:32,967 JOSH: It's Hadar. 98 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,050 It's Hadar with a "D." 99 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,532 Do you remember that cartoon? 100 00:04:36,632 --> 00:04:37,934 Hagar the Horrible. 101 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,977 - Fat guy. - I remember Babar. 102 00:04:40,077 --> 00:04:41,018 Babar the Borrible. 103 00:04:41,118 --> 00:04:42,880 - That's good. Good one. - SHELLY: You know what? 104 00:04:42,961 --> 00:04:45,665 Hagar was from the Torah. 105 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:47,307 Everything here is from the Torah. 106 00:04:47,407 --> 00:04:49,830 - We're in Israel. - SHELLY: Sarah and Hagar 107 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:52,634 were both Abraham's lovers. 108 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:56,600 And Sarah was his wife and Hagar was the handmaiden. 109 00:04:56,700 --> 00:05:00,966 Sarah begat Isaac, and he's the father of the Jews 110 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:03,169 - and Hagar begat Ishmael... - BRYNA: Begat. 111 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:04,811 and he was the father of the Islams. 112 00:05:04,911 --> 00:05:06,814 And that's why we're still fighting. 113 00:05:06,914 --> 00:05:09,618 - Now, Ishmael is Moby Dick. - JOSH: Thank you. 114 00:05:09,718 --> 00:05:12,742 Mohammed invented Islam. 115 00:05:12,842 --> 00:05:15,747 - SHELLY: No. Oh, no. - Mom, you have zero facts correct 116 00:05:15,847 --> 00:05:18,170 in this whole situation. 117 00:05:22,095 --> 00:05:23,998 Ay-eesh. 118 00:05:24,098 --> 00:05:25,440 BRYNA: Nice breeze. 119 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:28,605 (SHELLY SIGHS, SCOFFS) 120 00:05:28,705 --> 00:05:32,530 This is not how I planned to spend my time in the Holy Land. 121 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:35,815 I'm going up there. 122 00:05:35,915 --> 00:05:37,177 - I'll come with you. - ? ? 123 00:05:37,277 --> 00:05:38,458 Maybe they have Fresca. 124 00:05:38,558 --> 00:05:40,181 SHELLY: Yeah, Fresca would be good. 125 00:05:40,281 --> 00:05:42,544 - BRYNA: It would... with ice. - (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 126 00:05:42,644 --> 00:05:46,830 - Shalom. - Shalom. I'm Sarah's mother. 127 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,392 - Oh, wow. - Could we come in and tinkle? 128 00:05:48,492 --> 00:05:51,304 - (HADAR SPEAKING HEBREW) - Pish, pish. 129 00:05:51,305 --> 00:05:52,600 - Pee-pee. - (SPEAKS HEBREW) 130 00:05:52,617 --> 00:05:53,539 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 131 00:05:53,559 --> 00:05:55,242 - Hi, welcome. - Do you have Fresca? 132 00:05:55,342 --> 00:05:57,645 (SPEAKS HEBREW) Fresca? 133 00:05:57,745 --> 00:05:59,748 ? ? 134 00:06:07,198 --> 00:06:11,004 Um, I want to go. 135 00:06:12,045 --> 00:06:14,268 Where do you want to go? 136 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:16,391 I just... I don't want to be here, okay? 137 00:06:16,491 --> 00:06:19,095 I don't want to be on this stolen land. 138 00:06:20,537 --> 00:06:21,899 Lyfe and her friends are 20 minutes away. 139 00:06:21,979 --> 00:06:24,082 I can take a cab there. I want to go. 140 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:27,086 Do you want to get into a Palestinian taxi? 141 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:30,731 - I've been in a Palestinian taxi, it's fine. - JOSH: Wait. 142 00:06:30,831 --> 00:06:33,455 You're... you're gonna leave? You're gonna leave the trip? 143 00:06:33,555 --> 00:06:35,939 ALI: It's not a big deal. I'll find you guys later. 144 00:06:36,039 --> 00:06:39,504 Okay. Just chill for a second, okay? 145 00:06:39,604 --> 00:06:41,526 I'm gonna get these fucking jamochas out of here. 146 00:06:41,606 --> 00:06:43,309 All right? Give me a second. 147 00:06:43,409 --> 00:06:45,552 ALI: (GROANS) It's not a big deal. 148 00:06:45,652 --> 00:06:48,717 You know, the West Bank is not safe for a woman alone. 149 00:06:48,817 --> 00:06:50,138 I, for one, wouldn't allow my daughter 150 00:06:50,219 --> 00:06:51,880 - to go traipsing around there. - MAURA: All right. 151 00:06:51,961 --> 00:06:53,068 - It is not safe. 152 00:06:53,069 --> 00:06:54,644 - All right. - First of all, 153 00:06:54,654 --> 00:06:55,626 please don't call me a woman. 154 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,389 I don't want to be part of your weird fucked-up math. 155 00:06:57,469 --> 00:06:59,231 Okay? Because I have a vagina, I'm gonna get raped; 156 00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:00,974 because I have a vagina, I'm not safe. 157 00:07:01,074 --> 00:07:02,636 - (SCOFFS) - Would you tell Josh not to go in the West Bank? 158 00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:05,420 - Okay, okay, okay. - It's like when I was at the dentist 159 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,202 as a kid at Dr. Schulruff's, and you'd go to the bathroom 160 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:09,005 and there would be a ruler with a key for the girls' room, 161 00:07:09,085 --> 00:07:10,587 but the boys' room didn't have a key. 162 00:07:10,687 --> 00:07:13,311 Boy, this one's angry. 163 00:07:13,411 --> 00:07:15,414 (SCOFFS) 164 00:07:21,262 --> 00:07:23,645 - What's going on? - I don't know. 165 00:07:23,745 --> 00:07:25,969 I don't know, I just... I don't, I don't feel right. 166 00:07:26,069 --> 00:07:28,071 I don't feel good. 167 00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:33,559 I understand. 168 00:07:35,282 --> 00:07:39,187 I felt that way. 169 00:07:39,287 --> 00:07:42,071 Agitated. 170 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,194 I'd be invited places. 171 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:46,117 I didn't know if I would show up, 172 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:49,281 I didn't know... if someone else. 173 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,785 I understand. 174 00:07:54,228 --> 00:07:58,254 I just don't feel good in my body. 175 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:00,417 I don't feel... 176 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:02,960 Just, I don't feel in my body. 177 00:08:15,818 --> 00:08:17,821 Do you think you're trans? 178 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:23,869 (SCOFFS) I... I... 179 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:27,955 I don't know. 180 00:08:32,281 --> 00:08:34,665 I don't know that I... 181 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:37,108 feel like a woman. 182 00:08:37,208 --> 00:08:39,611 Whatever that means. 183 00:08:44,378 --> 00:08:46,781 - (SIGHS) - Go. 184 00:08:50,387 --> 00:08:52,389 Go. 185 00:09:00,881 --> 00:09:02,884 (WHISPERS): Thank you. 186 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,355 HADAR: This is Lila 187 00:09:10,455 --> 00:09:11,696 - when she was five-years-old, huh? Look. - Oh, wow. 188 00:09:11,776 --> 00:09:13,078 - Oh... - Oh, she's gorgeous. 189 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,682 - Look, huh? It's in the park. - So cute, adorable. 190 00:09:15,782 --> 00:09:17,645 - Oh, she looks like Raggedy Ann. - In Avdat. 191 00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:19,107 SHELLY: She's prettier than Raggedy Ann. Lips are so dry. 192 00:09:19,187 --> 00:09:20,629 BRYNA: You were so young when you had her. 193 00:09:20,709 --> 00:09:21,911 Wait. I smell something burning. What's burning? 194 00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:23,333 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute. 195 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:26,737 - What's burning? - The lemon things. 196 00:09:26,837 --> 00:09:28,660 - Oh, my God, it's burning. It's burning. - Oh. 197 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,423 - How old is she? - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 198 00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:32,185 I don't know. She's, like, our age, right? 199 00:09:32,285 --> 00:09:33,907 Seriously? Oh, my God. 200 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,391 So we could totally be, like, Lila's parents? 201 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:37,653 SHELLY: They're all burning. 202 00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:38,995 - Oh, God. - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 203 00:09:39,095 --> 00:09:40,737 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - All right. Oh, they look awful. 204 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:42,219 - Someone's at the door. - SHELLY: We're not gonna eat them. 205 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:43,661 - It's carcinogenic! We're not gonna do it. - (KNOCKING) 206 00:09:43,741 --> 00:09:45,103 - Someone's at the door! - Okay, just get it then. 207 00:09:45,183 --> 00:09:46,425 - I'll get it. - SHELLY: Someone's at the door! 208 00:09:46,505 --> 00:09:47,987 - You have two legs, Len. - LEN: I'm gonna get the door. 209 00:09:48,067 --> 00:09:50,290 - I've seen them. - Hey, man. Sorry. 210 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,393 - (SMOKE ALARM BEEPING) - We got to go. Sarah, we got to go! 211 00:09:52,473 --> 00:09:54,316 - Oh, my God! - BRYNA: See, I told you the alarm would go off. 212 00:09:54,396 --> 00:09:55,918 - LEN: We can't go right now. - JOSH: What's going on? 213 00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:57,981 It's kind of a delicate situation. 214 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,844 Ali is literally walking to the West Bank 215 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:01,666 - or some shit. Can we go? - (EXCITED CHATTER) 216 00:10:01,766 --> 00:10:03,409 - Sarah, why are we even here? - LEN: You're being 217 00:10:03,489 --> 00:10:04,601 - very rude, dude. - Sarah, let's go. 218 00:10:04,602 --> 00:10:06,213 All right. We'll be right there. Just give me a minute. 219 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:07,655 Let's not yell. This is someone's house. 220 00:10:07,735 --> 00:10:09,177 - This is someone's house. Come here, come here. - Okay, it's... 221 00:10:09,257 --> 00:10:10,699 - Fucking mayhem in there. - Dude, dude, dude, dude. 222 00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,541 - Come here, come here, come here. Look. - What the fuck? 223 00:10:12,621 --> 00:10:14,304 - It's a kind of a delicate situation, man. - Oh. 224 00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:15,826 You know what a delicate situation is, 225 00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,410 is my sister's out there wandering around Gaza 226 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,893 while you guys are in here getting muffins from who? 227 00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:22,616 - Who is this person? - It's Lila's mom. 228 00:10:22,716 --> 00:10:24,418 It was Ella's preschool teacher. 229 00:10:24,518 --> 00:10:27,302 The girl from the sex addict meeting? 230 00:10:27,402 --> 00:10:29,425 Apparently, she's barely a sex addict. 231 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,907 - And she's cool, man. - (LAUGHING) 232 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:32,990 Oh, she's a cool person. 233 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:35,634 (ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING) 234 00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,837 You guys are fucking her? 235 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:40,200 (SIGHS) 236 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:44,526 You're... that's fucked up. That is fucked up, man! 237 00:10:44,626 --> 00:10:46,349 - Mom, we got to go. I'm sorry. - SHELLY: We're coming. 238 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,991 - Give us a minute. - JOSH: That girl's, like, 239 00:10:48,071 --> 00:10:49,032 - half your age, dude. - I... we have to go. 240 00:10:49,112 --> 00:10:50,455 So lovely to meet you. 241 00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:52,557 - Please lower your voice. - What the hell is going on out here? 242 00:10:52,637 --> 00:10:55,101 - JOSH: You know she's a sex addict. They both are. - What? 243 00:10:55,201 --> 00:10:56,923 - And you're taking advantage of them? - What are you talking... 244 00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:57,897 - That's fucked up. - Hey! 245 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:59,165 - Don't shove me. - What are you, shoving him? 246 00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:00,488 Don't shove him. I will shove him. 247 00:11:00,569 --> 00:11:01,650 - Please don't do that. - That's bullshit, man. 248 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:03,813 What are you talking about?! I'm not a fucking sex addict. 249 00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,215 Don't put your ish all over me, Josh. 250 00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:08,064 - What is... what is that? - Your issues. 251 00:11:08,065 --> 00:11:08,920 - You guys are... - You have ish-oohs. 252 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,783 - It's her term for issues. - You met... 253 00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,405 at a sex addict meeting. 254 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,728 So? So who else was at the meeting, Josh? 255 00:11:14,828 --> 00:11:16,511 - Peakaboo, I am at the meeting. - Who else was at the meeting? 256 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:19,495 - Shame on you! - Ali was at the meeting. Ali was at the meeting. 257 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:20,717 - (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) - Shame on you. 258 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,419 I own my shit. I said I'm a sex addict! 259 00:11:22,519 --> 00:11:23,841 - You don't shove people. - ... to the meeting in the first place, 260 00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:25,283 - you fuck face. - You don't shove people in Israel. 261 00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,705 SARAH: Really? Really? 262 00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:28,047 Jesus, what is... ? He's like... (GROANS) 263 00:11:28,127 --> 00:11:29,669 Hey, shove me again, man. 264 00:11:29,769 --> 00:11:31,912 - JOSH: Shut the fuck up. - SARAH: Len, come on. 265 00:11:32,012 --> 00:11:33,535 - Fucking shove me again. - Honey, honey, honey, stop. 266 00:11:33,615 --> 00:11:36,279 - Jesus Christ. - Is she gone? 267 00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:38,842 - She went back. - You want to know why? 268 00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:40,144 - Okay, can we not do this? - You want to know why 269 00:11:40,224 --> 00:11:41,225 we're at this fucking settlement? 270 00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:42,627 - Okay, dude... - Can we please not do this? 271 00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,189 To exchange hugs and... and baked goods 272 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,813 with some mother of a person, 273 00:11:46,913 --> 00:11:48,456 some child... how old is she? 274 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:50,218 - How old is she? - Why are you doing this? 275 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,902 - What difference does that make? - Please do not tell Mom 276 00:11:53,002 --> 00:11:54,163 - and Moppa everything. - Tell us what? 277 00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:55,546 SARAH: Oh, my God. Okay, fine. 278 00:11:55,646 --> 00:11:58,149 I will tell you. I'm in trouble, as usual, 279 00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:00,432 because Len and I are having sex 280 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:02,395 with a third person in our relationship 281 00:12:02,495 --> 00:12:04,598 who is a young woman, and a... 282 00:12:04,698 --> 00:12:06,501 - a wonderful woman. - LEN: She's a wonderful woman 283 00:12:06,581 --> 00:12:09,725 - who consented to everything. - Yes. Consented, okay? 284 00:12:09,825 --> 00:12:12,449 She's a wonderful, smart, incredible woman, 285 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,572 and we have strong feelings. We're in, like, NRE. 286 00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:16,034 Like, new relationship energy... that's a term 287 00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:18,658 that we're... Anyway, and I... I'm sorry, 288 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,480 but, you know, her mother happened to live in Israel, 289 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,363 and we wanted to say hi to her, and I didn't know 290 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:23,925 this fucking place was a fucking settlement. 291 00:12:24,005 --> 00:12:26,589 I thought "Tapuz" sounded like some beautiful jewel 292 00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,071 or something, and I was wrong. 293 00:12:28,171 --> 00:12:30,114 Okay, I was wrong. 294 00:12:30,214 --> 00:12:32,217 So leave me the fuck alone. 295 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,115 Okay, are we good? 296 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,844 Let's get on the bus. 297 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,824 Maybe now we can see my trees? 298 00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:15,036 ? ? 299 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:25,091 ("FOOL'S GOLD" BY YAM LO MOSCHECH PLAYING) 300 00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,199 (GOAT BLEATING) 301 00:13:31,299 --> 00:13:33,462 ? ? 302 00:13:37,908 --> 00:13:40,212 - Hi. - Hello. 303 00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:42,054 Hey, Ali. 304 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,458 GIRL: Ali! 305 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:46,701 LYFE: Ali Pfefferman, 306 00:13:46,801 --> 00:13:48,944 you're back. (SPEAKS HEBREW) 307 00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:52,749 - Hi, handsome. - (SPEAKS HEBREW) 308 00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:55,754 HUSSEN: Sorry. I'm not familiar with this cool guy. 309 00:13:55,854 --> 00:13:57,316 Wow, Ali, amazing story. 310 00:13:57,416 --> 00:13:59,118 (LAUGHTER) 311 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:01,321 I don't know if it's amazing exactly. 312 00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:03,965 JANAN: You know, if my grandfather was still alive, 313 00:14:04,065 --> 00:14:06,729 he would be so happy to see his house so full. 314 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,091 (SPEAKING HEBREW) 315 00:14:08,191 --> 00:14:11,936 (JANAN SPEAKS HEBREW) 316 00:14:12,036 --> 00:14:14,840 (CONTINUES SPEAKING HEBREW) (LAUGHTER) 317 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,543 - What's funny? - I'm... I'm worried that 318 00:14:16,643 --> 00:14:18,125 her grandfather might have been a little conservative. 319 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:19,587 - Oh, and this crowd would be... - Yes. 320 00:14:19,687 --> 00:14:20,989 I see. Occupying his land. 321 00:14:21,089 --> 00:14:23,272 JANAN: No, I think he would still love it. 322 00:14:23,372 --> 00:14:25,435 - Progressive grandpa. - Oh, my God. 323 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:28,259 My grandpa. (LAUGHS) 324 00:14:33,386 --> 00:14:35,870 (BUS HISSES) 325 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:41,137 (COUGHING) 326 00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:42,579 NITZAN: We came on a good day. 327 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,141 - It's not too busy. - Ah. 328 00:14:44,241 --> 00:14:45,197 Go ahead. 329 00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:46,198 - SARAH: Thank you. - MAURA: It's very bright. 330 00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:47,406 JOSH: Fuck. One of these Bedouins 331 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,656 - better be a chiropractor. - Thank you. 332 00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:50,971 - MAURA: Thank you. - SHELLY: Yes. Thank you. 333 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:52,233 SARAH: Oh, this is so cute. 334 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,574 BRYNA: You know, I tasted one of those. 335 00:14:53,654 --> 00:14:55,036 SHELLY: They're terrible, Bry. 336 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:58,001 MOSHE: Now, this was started by a friend of mine, Benjamin. 337 00:14:58,101 --> 00:15:00,003 It's a, uh, Bedouin village. 338 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,425 JOSH: So, these Bedouins are cool 339 00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,648 with us just, like, crashing with them? 340 00:15:03,748 --> 00:15:05,030 NITZAN: They're not real Bedouins. Real Bedouin camp, 341 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:07,494 you don't want to visit. 342 00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:09,817 Traditional Bedouins live off camel milk. 343 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,301 MAURA: Wow. I've never been more lactose intolerant. 344 00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,704 LEN: Is camel milk kosher? 345 00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:16,226 SHELLY: Do the camels bite? 346 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,029 MOSHE: No, but they do spit. 347 00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:20,632 - BRYNA: You want to ride one? - SHELLY: But they look so sweet. 348 00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:22,114 Can we touch them? 349 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,277 Yeah. 350 00:15:24,377 --> 00:15:25,519 Careful. 351 00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:27,922 SHELLY: Hi, kids. 352 00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,566 NITZAN: So, there's water inside. 353 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:31,948 - Thank you. - Aren't they nice-looking? 354 00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:33,190 Whoa, be careful. Be careful. 355 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:34,431 SHELLY: (STAMMERS) They bite. 356 00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:35,894 - No. Easy. - He's sweating. 357 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:38,237 - He's hot. - Yeah. 358 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:45,667 (CAMEL GROANS) 359 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:48,952 - SHELLY: Hi. So, this is the camel ride? - BRYNA: Yeah. 360 00:15:49,052 --> 00:15:50,875 - Can this thing go any faster? - I don't know. 361 00:15:50,975 --> 00:15:52,317 - Driver? - It's too dangerous. 362 00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:54,099 SHELLY: Can we get out of the parking lot? 363 00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:55,461 - BRYNA: He's not the driver. - He is the driver. 364 00:15:55,541 --> 00:15:56,923 He's the camel driver. 365 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,966 - We'll pay you to leave the parking lot. - Yeah. 366 00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:00,208 - A lot. - No? 367 00:16:00,308 --> 00:16:01,910 Name your price. Maybe you could take us 368 00:16:01,990 --> 00:16:04,373 to see the Tomb of the Matriarchs? 369 00:16:04,473 --> 00:16:06,576 Or... or Mary Magdalene? I've always... 370 00:16:06,676 --> 00:16:08,940 - Wasn't she a... a prostitute? - No, no, they made that up. 371 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:11,664 - Oh, they did. Okay. But she... - Yeah. It's those apostles. 372 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,406 - I think she washed his feet. - That's that song. 373 00:16:13,486 --> 00:16:14,908 ? I don't know ? 374 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,952 BOTH: ? How to love him ? 375 00:16:18,052 --> 00:16:19,835 ? What to do ? 376 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,038 - ? How to move him ? - (CAMEL GRUNTS) 377 00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:23,560 - He's singing with us. - ? He's a man ? 378 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:24,962 (BOTH LAUGH) 379 00:16:25,062 --> 00:16:26,805 BOTH: ? He's just a man. ? 380 00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:27,846 CHILD: Ha! 381 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,370 ? Ha, ah, ha ? 382 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,973 ? Ha, ah, ha ? 383 00:16:33,073 --> 00:16:35,737 ? Ha, ah, ha ? 384 00:16:35,837 --> 00:16:38,541 ? Ha, ah, ha ? 385 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,644 (ALL LAUGHING) 386 00:16:41,645 --> 00:16:43,175 My joke is not funny. Okay. 387 00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:43,984 - Tell it. - Well, let's hear it. 388 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,451 ALI: I usually do this with a Russian accent, but... 389 00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:46,552 - Tell your joke. - Okay. 390 00:16:46,652 --> 00:16:48,395 A grasshopper walks into a bar 391 00:16:48,495 --> 00:16:49,877 and says to the bartend... 392 00:16:49,977 --> 00:16:51,579 No, no, no. And the bartender says to him, 393 00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:53,322 "Ah, we have a drink named after you." 394 00:16:53,422 --> 00:16:54,764 And the grasshopper says, 395 00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,867 "Oh, really? You have a drink named Shlomo?" 396 00:16:58,229 --> 00:17:00,171 (LAUGHS) 397 00:17:00,271 --> 00:17:02,895 It's funny if you've ever had a grasshopper. 398 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,698 It's a drink. 399 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:06,801 (ALL LAUGHING) 400 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:22,362 - (LAUGHTER) - Don't quit your day job, Pfefferman. 401 00:17:22,462 --> 00:17:23,684 What day job? 402 00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:25,787 (ALL LAUGHING) 403 00:17:29,232 --> 00:17:31,095 JOSH: So, it's cool 404 00:17:31,195 --> 00:17:33,498 for Ali to just be AWOL right now? 405 00:17:33,598 --> 00:17:35,661 I mean, if I knew we could get a hall pass, 406 00:17:35,761 --> 00:17:37,844 I'd... I'd be clubbing in Bethlehem. 407 00:17:40,047 --> 00:17:44,934 No one interested in a traditional Bedouin dinner? Hmm? 408 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,762 What is a traditional Bedouin dinner? 409 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,846 (SCOFFS) 410 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:56,069 ? What you believe ? 411 00:18:00,716 --> 00:18:03,099 ? You give and receive ? 412 00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:05,663 (CHUCKLES) 413 00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:07,666 What about the little tent down there, 414 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:08,907 is someone there? 415 00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:10,470 No. 416 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:12,132 You know what, let's do the greenhouse over there. 417 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,075 - The greenhouse? - Yeah. 418 00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:15,356 Okay. 419 00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:16,758 (LAUGHS) 420 00:18:16,858 --> 00:18:18,881 ? And ask no questions why ? 421 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:20,804 Here. 422 00:18:20,904 --> 00:18:22,086 You got it. 423 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,749 ? You just slip slide on by ? 424 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:30,758 ? You slip slide on by ? 425 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,924 (MOANS) 426 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:39,530 Take it off. 427 00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:42,474 No, not that. 428 00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:45,458 I don't take this off. 429 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,533 Can I take this off? 430 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,216 Yeah. 431 00:18:58,316 --> 00:19:00,319 Um... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 432 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,263 Maybe not. 433 00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:06,628 Or, I mean, unless you feel like you need to touch my tits, or... 434 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,391 What do you want to do? 435 00:19:08,491 --> 00:19:09,993 (LAUGHS) 436 00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:11,395 I don't know. 437 00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,077 I'm sorry. Sorry. 438 00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:15,000 (SIGHS) Sorry. 439 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,963 - No problem. - I just... 440 00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:18,445 Take your time. 441 00:19:18,545 --> 00:19:19,686 Okay. 442 00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:22,550 It just never occurred to me that I could not take this off. 443 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,054 I mean, that's literally never occurred to me before. 444 00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:26,376 And, I mean, yeah, I'd love 445 00:19:26,476 --> 00:19:27,838 to try having sex without breasts. 446 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,283 But I don't know what that means. 447 00:19:33,285 --> 00:19:37,071 How did you... um, 448 00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:38,953 figure this out? 449 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:41,036 I mean, when did you 450 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,880 make the decision that you were gonna... 451 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:47,766 not take your binder off during sex? 452 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,688 Moments like this. 453 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:52,332 Just exploring. 454 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:54,856 Trial, error. 455 00:19:54,956 --> 00:19:56,958 Adventure. 456 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,263 Yeah. 457 00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:02,626 So, what's the dynamic for you? 458 00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:04,309 Are... are you always... 459 00:20:04,409 --> 00:20:07,674 the guy, and you're always having sex with the girl? 460 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,237 I'm just a human person. 461 00:20:10,337 --> 00:20:12,520 And I just want to be a body. 462 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,326 I can do what bodies do. 463 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,288 What do bodies do? 464 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:21,553 I think they sometimes do this. 465 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,664 Okay, but by "bodies," you don't mean 69, right? 466 00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,628 'Cause I just got to say, I hate 69. 467 00:20:32,728 --> 00:20:34,311 I don't like it. I don't get it. 468 00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:36,834 The only reason I think it's successful 469 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,216 is because it has great branding. 470 00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:39,618 - (LAUGHS) - It's just because the numbers are so cute. 471 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:41,000 And if it wasn't a six and a nine, 472 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,644 it would have died a long time ago. 473 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,966 I mean, it's just too much. 474 00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:47,569 Who can multitask like that, right? 475 00:20:47,669 --> 00:20:50,654 Actually, I'm very good at multitasking. 476 00:20:50,754 --> 00:20:54,619 But, hey, we don't have to have sex. 477 00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:56,221 I'm sorry. 478 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,785 This has just been a really weird day for me. 479 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:00,147 Fuck. 480 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:03,431 ? How long must we live right ? 481 00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:07,497 ? Before we don't even have to try? ? 482 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:15,750 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 483 00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:18,713 ? Note from your daughter ? 484 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:24,961 ? Drawing of three flowers ? 485 00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:32,452 ? I still keep it with me ? 486 00:21:34,975 --> 00:21:39,221 ? Does she still want to sing? ? 487 00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:47,373 ? How long must we live right ? 488 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:50,798 ? Before we don't even have to try? ? 489 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,843 (VOCALIZING) 490 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,769 (MUSIC FADES) 491 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:03,369 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36075

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