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? ?
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I love you, Shelly.
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I'm sorry, but I...
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I need to take a break.
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I think I'm gay.
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What is this, what is this, Mort?
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MAURA: What? What do you...
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- What do you mean?
- Mort, come on, let's...
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let's do that again with a
little bit more conviction.
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I don't feel an attraction to men.
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(chuckles): Mort, Mor...
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You-you put on a dress, and-and
you put on high heels,
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and you-you do your nails, and
you skip around the house
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in Shelly's clothing,
you put on her panties.
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What do you mean you're not gay?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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(sighs) Mort,
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there is a direct correlation
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between cross-dressing
and homosexuality.
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Now, I come in here week after week,
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and you repeat these lines to me...
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ad nauseam.
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I'm trying to move you forward here.
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There's freedom on the other side.
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I have a lot of homosexual clients.
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When they accept that part of themself,
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they can have their true desire.
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If-If you can accept
this part of yourself,
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maybe you'll no longer have the desire
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to dress up as a woman.
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Don't you want to find peace?
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? ?
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? ?
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- Sorry, this is my first...
- No, no.
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Shh. It's okay, it's okay. Just shh.
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Okay.
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(grunting softly)
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(panting)
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MAN: It's okay, it's okay.
Just shh, shh.
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(whispers): Fuck.
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I just, I've never done
anything like this before.
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It's okay. It's cool. Hey.
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Hey, you're okay. Just shh.
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(Maura sighs)
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I... I can't.
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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Hey.
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? ?
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(Shelly sighs)
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(Shelly groans)
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- Oh, God, Mort.
- Hi.
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Ugh, now with the sex?
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Do you know what time I
have to get up tomorrow?
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What time do you have
to get up tomorrow?
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(Shelly laughs)
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No. Mort, no.
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If we do this now, I'll only
get seven hours of sleep.
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So you'll get seven hours.
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Yeah, well, I'm cranky
if I don't get eight.
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MAURA: Mmm.
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SHELLY: Just don't wake
me all the way up.
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I got to take Joshy and
Sarah to preschool
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at the crack of dawn.
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(Maura panting)
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? ?
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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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SHELLY: Now, if it's a girl,
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Morty, let's name her Alexandra.
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(crickets chirping)
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(dog barking in distance)
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I think my water just broke.
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(Shelly groans)
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- Mort.
- MAURA: Hmm?
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- Morty, we got to go.
- Are you sure?
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Of course I'm sure.
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We got to go. We... we
got to go the hospital.
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Mort, please get up! Get up, please!
We have to go.
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- I will call Dr. Hartford.
- Fuck the doctor!
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Okay, call Judy to come watch the kids.
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W-We're going to the hospital.
Please get my boots.
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Can you get my boots?
They're in the closet.
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(Maura sniffles)
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(Shelly groaning)
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SHELLY (groans): Oh.
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Okay. This is good.
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MAURA: I'm coming.
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- I'm coming.
- Oh, my God!
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Mort, shit, I'm gonna miss my epidural.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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SHELLY: Suitcase! Get the
suitcase, Mort. Jesus.
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(Shelly mutters)
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SHELLY: Hi. Oh, my God.
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MAURA: We could've used
a wheelchair here!
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- SHELLY: Oh, my God.
- Come on.
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- WOMAN: Nice job.
- (monitor beeping steadily)
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- (Shelly panting)
- There you go.
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Deep breath.
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- That's a big one.
- SHELLY: Something is wrong.
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Something is really, really wrong.
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Please, please, please
get my husband, please.
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Just relax.
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(screams)
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- Push!
- Push!
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(Shelly screams)
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The baby's showing signs of cyanosis.
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WOMAN: Having trouble breathing.
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- Her heartbeat's irregular.
- She's not getting enough air.
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MAURA: What is happening in here?
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- Shell?
- MAN: Mr. Pfeff... Please.
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MAURA: No, that's my baby!
That is my baby!
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- Shell, wake up!
- Mr. Pfefferman,
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I need you to step outside.
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Where are you taking her?
That's my baby.
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Where are you taking my baby?!
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? ?
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Please, God.
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I don't know why you did this to her.
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Is it because of me?
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If it is, I'll stop everything.
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I promise I'll stop.
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I'll stop the dressing and
the lying and the hiding.
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I promise I'll stay.
I'll be a good father.
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Please, God, let Ali live.
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? ?
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(knock on door)
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Did you get room service?
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MAURA: No, I didn't order room service.
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- (whispers): It's Moshe.
- (knocking)
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I have to answer.
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Coming.
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(knocking)
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(door opens)
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- MOSHE: Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
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I, uh...
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- Can I come in?
- Please. Yeah, sorry.
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- Come on in.
- Hi. Good morning.
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- Morning.
- Good morning, Maura.
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Good morning.
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I, uh, hope I'm not too early,
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but I brought some macaroons. (chuckles)
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Thank you.
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MOSHE: Listen, I have a wonderful idea.
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What would you think
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if I brought the whole
family over here, hmm?
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Just for a few days.
It'd be my pleasure.
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Hmm?
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What do you think of that?
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Fly 'em all business class.
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Take 'em on a private tour.
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No expenses spared.
Nothing but the best.
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It'd give me a chance to
get to know you and Bryna,
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and then meet the whole family.
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I'd love to meet the whole family.
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Everybody will enjoy it.
We'll all be together.
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They could stay with me.
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Everybody could stay at the house.
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What do you think?
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I, um...
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Um...
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That a yes?
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(Moshe chuckles)
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("Israelites" by Desmond
Dekker & The Aces playing)
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? Get up in the morning ?
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? Slaving for bread, sir... ?
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(Shelly singing quietly)
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? Oh... ?
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SHELLY: Joshy, where
are the little bags?
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? My wife and my kids, they
packed up and leave me... ?
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SARAH: So this is what you wanted us
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to bring your mom in Israel? (gasps)
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- Oh, my God!
- What do you think?
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- You knit that?
- Yeah, I just finished it last night.
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Oh, my God, she's gonna love this.
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Talked to my parents;
the kids are all good.
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Oh, good.
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Whoa! Is that the sweater?
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- It's the sweater, the sweater.
- Come on.
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- That looks awesome.
- Yeah, right?
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- You did that?
- I did it.
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It's so cute; you're so talented.
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Thank you so much for
giving this to my mom.
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She's gonna, like, lose her shit.
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It's crazy that we're
going to see your mom.
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- I know.
- It's pretty crazy.
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Well, we're not going to see her.
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She just happens to live there.
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- Yeah, just stop by.
- We're just making a stop.
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- Yeah.
- Does your mom, like,
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know who we are?
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Eh, ish, yeah.
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This one is not going with us
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'cause he doesn't want to
miss a comic book party.
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It's not a party.
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It's a convention. I told you that, Mom.
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I don't know what I'll
find when I get back.
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(Italian accent): 'Ey! Relax.
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He's gonna live through the week.
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Right, sonny boy?
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(laughs): Well...
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You're gonna come back,
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he's gonna be like a different person.
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Maybe he's gonna have a
mind of his own maybe,
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for once in his fucking life.
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What's this?
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- It's Mario!
- What?
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It's this character I
do in my improv class.
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Mario coming, too?
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Of course Mario's coming.
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- I got your passport right here.
- Jesus Christ.
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I think that's, like, super hot
that your mom lives in Israel.
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Okay, you can't fuck my mom though.
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- That's the only... Yeah.
- No, I don't mean...
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- (laughs): No.
- We're not.
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- We wouldn't.
- Okay.
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He would, but I wouldn't.
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- (laughs)
- Hey.
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Well, we're totally gonna miss you.
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- Yeah.
- Is that weird?
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- Is that too soon?
- Are we allowed to say that?
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No, I don't think it's too soon.
I'm gonna miss you guys, too.
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- We should probably...
- Just...
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Don't want to forget that.
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We should probably get going.
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We got 22 minutes till
the car gets here.
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- Hmm.
- Just FYI.
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? I said I get up in the morning... ?
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We have 21 minutes until
the car gets here.
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Okay, then.
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I see where this... this is going.
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I see exactly what's happening.
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LILA: I have no idea. (laughs)
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? My wife and my kids,
they are packed up... ?
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SHELLY (Italian accent):
My little ragazzi.
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Mario takes care of everything.
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I got some Ambien for you.
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Molto buono. This is gonna put a smile
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- on that gorgeous face of yours.
- Hey. Hey.
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Mom, if you don't kill Mario, I will.
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? Like Bonnie and Clyde ?
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? Oh... ?
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Oh. Somebody's cranky pants.
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WOMAN (over P.A.): Ladies and gentlemen,
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make sure your seatbelts
are securely fastened.
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We've been cleared for takeoff.
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? Israelites, poor me ?
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- ? Poor me ?
- ? Oh ?
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? Poor me, Israelites... ?
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(siren wailing in distance)
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MAN (over TV): Three
easy payments of $19.95.
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- WOMAN: Call now.
- (door opens, closes)
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Still in your pajamas, I see.
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Yeah.
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These meds are destroying me.
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I-I don't know what to do.
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00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,460
I called in sick again.
256
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,462
(TV continues playing quietly)
257
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:56,174
I didn't notice anything...
on the table, for dinner.
258
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,678
Well, there's food, but it's frozen.
259
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,887
- Oh, I see. Yeah.
- Yeah.
260
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:03,890
I've been nibbling on some crackers.
261
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,434
I mean, it's not really dinner.
262
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,060
I'll take some crackers.
263
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:09,438
After all, I worked 12 hours today.
264
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,647
Should have some crackers.
265
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,691
Did you catch up on all your shows?
266
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,368
Do you want something?
267
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:24,870
You know, Davina,
268
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,746
maybe you had thought about that before,
269
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,083
maybe just prepared something
or made a phone call
270
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,961
or pushed some fucking
buttons on the microwave.
271
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,257
Okay.
272
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,843
Your house, your rules.
273
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,430
Would you like me to get you something?
274
00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:46,016
DAVINA: Hmm?
275
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,226
What I would like you to do...
276
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,729
- Yeah?
- is maybe notice that I'm here.
277
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,440
Maybe notice that I work 12 hours a day.
278
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,233
Maybe notice that I'm
putting in extra hours
279
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,860
so maybe you could have
an acupuncture treatment
280
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,904
- or something that makes you feel...
- Oh, acupuncture?!
281
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,739
What do you think,
acupuncture cures AIDS?!
282
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,741
W-Where did you get your
fucking medical degree, Sal?
283
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,494
Well, I would like you to try
some goddamn thing, Davina!
284
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:07,496
Something! You don't
want to do anything!
285
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,664
You're just sitting here! It's
like you're just giving up!
286
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,376
(Sal exhales)
287
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,587
DAVINA: I'm sorry I'm
such a burden to you.
288
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,839
You want me to go?
289
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,550
Yeah. I'm fucking done.
290
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,974
You're not gonna crash
on Miranda's couch
291
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,268
while I have an empty
house in the Palisades.
292
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,146
Now, just get your stuff and
put it in the garage...
293
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,128
Wait. The Airbnbers
are still in the house.
294
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:35,775
Oh, okay.
295
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,693
So just, uh, take the, uh,
basement space. All right?
296
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,362
And just wait there till I get home.
297
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,864
He's probably glad
just to get rid of me.
298
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,824
MAURA: Oh, fuck him. It's his loss.
299
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,201
Okay?
300
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,827
I got you.
301
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,829
Thanks.
302
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,957
(Davina grunting)
303
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,959
("Long Lonely Road" by
Valerie June playing)
304
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,794
- You got it?
- Yes.
305
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,338
I can't believe this is my life.
306
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,423
? Fed us ?
307
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,384
? Sun up till sun sank down... ?
308
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,427
(quietly): Careful.
309
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,304
Ooh, careful.
310
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,351
? Folks thought we had it made ?
311
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,770
- ? 'Cause we always kept a face ?
- (sighs)
312
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,817
? Meanwhile, there's bills to pay ?
313
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,611
? And the stack growing every day ?
314
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,823
? It's been a long ?
315
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,617
? Been a long, long ?
316
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:32,038
? Been a long, long, long,
long, lonely road. ?
317
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,919
DAVINA: Wouldn't it be great to
just live in a house like this?
318
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,171
- JOLENE: Ugh.
- Not to have to worry about
319
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,173
how to pay the rent,
320
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,593
or getting kicked out just
because you left an empty bottle
321
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,845
of milk in a refrigerator.
322
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,055
Or for not fucking somebody.
323
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,642
- Or for not fucking him the right way.
- (laughter)
324
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:56,563
Girl, look, we all had
to do things to survive.
325
00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,858
As long as I can remember,
326
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,486
I've had to do some kind of...
327
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:06,781
mental gymnastics, trying to
keep a roof over my head.
328
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,033
VALERIE: Mm-hmm, yeah.
329
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,870
DAVINA: Trying to be
somebody for somebody else,
330
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,747
anybody other than myself.
331
00:15:13,788 --> 00:15:14,789
VALERIE: Mm-hmm.
332
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,584
There's this guy.
333
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:19,961
His name is Roland.
334
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,672
Oh, boy, he was rich.
335
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,299
(sighs) House in the Hills.
336
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,384
And he liked them young.
337
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,802
When I was with him,
338
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,054
I was only 16.
339
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,722
ROLAND: Lo and behold,
340
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:34,059
I heard they actually offered
the lead to John Travolta.
341
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,268
- KEN: No, you're kidding.
- HOWARD: Fabulous.
342
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,270
Now, he can sell some tickets.
343
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,688
- ROLAND: We hope.
- (laughs)
344
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,774
You know, uh, I heard he's one of us.
345
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:43,693
JAKE: Oh, please, honey, you
think everyone is one of us.
346
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,320
Now, wouldn't that be something.
347
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,656
KEN: I'm just saying
I've heard some things.
348
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,741
- Okay.
- ROLAND: Everybody's heard some things.
349
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,201
Although, I'll tell you, I believe it.
350
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,244
I mean, he can dance,
he can really dance.
351
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,538
He can dance like you
can't learn how to dance
352
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,831
like he can dance.
353
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,750
And that hair? Come on.
354
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,960
- He's a peacock.
- (laughter)
355
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,296
Oh, this house is outrageous.
356
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:05,256
- It's beautiful.
- Yes.
357
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,217
- (clears throat)
- It's pretty great.
358
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:11,137
DAVID: Come on, babies, let's
put on a show for the old guys.
359
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,224
("He's the Greatest Dancer"
by Sister Sledge playing)
360
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:17,018
DAVINA: Roland was HIV-positive.
361
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,939
And, uh, I made this deal with God.
I asked, uh...
362
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,317
I said...
363
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,862
"If you want me to live,
you will not infect me.
364
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,199
And if you want me to die, you will."
365
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,910
That's how much I felt
my life didn't matter.
366
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:38,123
Testing God. Teasing God.
367
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,916
Playing God.
368
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,586
Mmm, baby, I am so hard.
369
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,338
God, I want to fuck you.
370
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,384
- DAVINA: We said we'd stop.
- Oh, come on.
371
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,678
It's gonna take forever
for them to figure out
372
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,806
what's going on, or if
this is all bullshit.
373
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:57,016
DAVINA: I-I think we
should wait until we know.
374
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,643
People are really getting sick.
375
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,646
ROLAND: Come on, honey. I'm here.
376
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,565
(groans)
377
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,650
I said no.
378
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:08,945
You say no just to fuck with me.
379
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,488
(chuckles)
380
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,869
Look who's hard.
381
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:23,251
Look who's so hard thinking
about my cock in your ass.
382
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,587
- Roland...
- Shh.
383
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:28,047
We promised we wouldn't.
384
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,133
(Roland moans)
385
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:35,722
I can't help myself just looking at you.
386
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,223
Ugh.
387
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,142
You know...
388
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,646
sometimes we make deals...
389
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,734
and then sometimes we hide.
390
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,027
I had two separate lives.
391
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,570
One was with Roland,
392
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:54,032
and the other one was the
person I was at The Queen Mary.
393
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,283
Oh, you remember The Queen Mary, girl.
394
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,785
(laughs): Oh, yes, ma'am.
395
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,912
- I remember The Queen Mary.
- You remember The Queen Mary?
396
00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,247
JOLENE: Yeah. Oh, God.
397
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,749
(Roland sighs)
398
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,918
Let's go to Dan Tana's.
I'm dying for a salad.
399
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,962
Ro, I have my pageant tonight.
400
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,840
Oh, God, don't tell me you're
still doing that tacky thing.
401
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,300
Yes, I'm still doing it.
402
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:13,593
I've been waiting for this for months.
403
00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:14,844
- Hey...
- I told you about it.
404
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,429
Listen, you got to stop it.
405
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,182
It's ridiculous. Dressing
up like a woman? Shush.
406
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,767
It's fun. I like to perform.
407
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,018
What's so wrong with that?
408
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,645
Okay, well, you go perform,
409
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,815
but you're not taking my car with you.
(sniffs)
410
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,316
Call me a taxi, then.
411
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,318
You call yourself a taxi.
412
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,611
You got money?
413
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:32,904
No.
414
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,155
What do they pay you
415
00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,908
to prance around like Rita Moreno?
416
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,827
It's fun. It's just fun.
417
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,787
So mad.
418
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,372
Come here.
419
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,706
(gruffly): Come here.
420
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,711
You have no problems.
421
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:53,508
You have no problems.
422
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:56,719
What's the matter? You need the money?
423
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:00,849
DAVINA: Oh, man, that was my Mecca.
424
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,809
Hmm.
425
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,812
(chuckles) Down in the Valley.
426
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,439
But those bitches taught me how to live.
427
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,233
(excited chatter)
428
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,860
Turn it down a notch, bitches.
429
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,111
Thank you.
430
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,404
Shut up!
431
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,614
(chatter continues)
432
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,785
Deedee, where have you been, baby?
433
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,205
That chintzy queen took the
fucking car keys again.
434
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,999
What happened, girl? You
couldn't get him off?
435
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,750
Of course I could get him off, Celine.
436
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,211
Let him find some other faggot.
I'm done!
437
00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:32,005
Fucking cochino.
438
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,548
Desgracadio in�til.
439
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:36,634
Well, daughter, a little
soft bone in your mouth
440
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,012
is better than sleeping on the street.
441
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,515
Can I stay with you until
I figure things out?
442
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,392
(sighs)
443
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,436
You know I'm staying with Mandy.
444
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,398
(scoffs) Don't look at me.
445
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,442
You know I'm staying with Talia.
446
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,952
What?
447
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,668
You have a pageant to get ready for,
448
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,462
so don't worry about
that old, crusty queen.
449
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,297
Now, your wigs are set.
450
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,965
And sooner or later,
you're gonna have to learn
451
00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,800
how to style your own party hats.
452
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,677
Otherwise, I'm gonna start charging you.
453
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:27,560
Did you see Miss Talia's new titties?
(scoffs)
454
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,396
Girl, she got pumped
too much and too fast
455
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856
with that Turtle Wax.
456
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,733
That shit's gonna fall to her ankles.
457
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,944
Now, if you ever want to get
pumped, you come see me
458
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,445
and I'll take you to the right girl.
459
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,447
We'll get you the right
stuff, not this bullshit
460
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,699
these cheap queens put
in their bodies, okay?
461
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,910
- Where's your base?
- Right here, right here.
462
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,663
You know, some light estrogen would get
463
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,831
this five o'clock shadow right together.
464
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:52,168
Hey. Hey, look at me.
465
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,087
Hey. Hey.
466
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,797
It's gonna be all right.
467
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,423
Okay?
468
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,009
You're not gonna be on
the street, I promise.
469
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:02,011
We'll figure it out.
470
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:04,806
(piano playing)
471
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,087
- (music ends)
- (crowd cheering)
472
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:43,970
EMCEE: Let's give it up for
our next contestant tonight,
473
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,514
Davina Rejennae, Miss Hollywood!
474
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:49,267
- ("I'm Just a Prisoner" playing)
- (crowd cheering)
475
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:08,161
? Though your love ?
476
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:12,457
? Has got me in captivity ?
477
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,711
? If you should leave me ?
478
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:22,341
? I know I would die ?
479
00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:26,304
? In other words ?
480
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:30,516
? I just couldn't take it, baby ?
481
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,102
? I couldn't stand ?
482
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:37,940
? For you to say good-bye ?
483
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,400
(crowd cheering)
484
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,402
? I'm just a prisoner... ?
485
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,322
DAVINA: I guess you could
say the fear of death
486
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,741
made me embrace life.
487
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,745
If I was gonna die, I was
gonna fucking live first.
488
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:55,208
- ? Bound and chained... ?
- (crowd cheering)
489
00:22:57,919 --> 00:23:01,756
ALI: I can't believe they're coming.
490
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,343
My luck, this is when the tsunami hits.
491
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,595
? I'm just a prisoner ?
492
00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:08,846
? Prisoner ?
493
00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:13,726
? For your good loving ?
494
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:16,395
? I'm just a slave, yes ?
495
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,022
? Slave ?
496
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,565
? Bound and chained ?
497
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:21,067
? Bound and chained ?
498
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:25,655
? No, no, I don't wanna ever be free ?
499
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:28,866
? So please don't ever leave me ?
500
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,576
? My love ?
501
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,203
? For my poor heart ?
502
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,746
? My poor heart ?
503
00:23:33,788 --> 00:23:36,040
? No, it just couldn't stand the pain ?
504
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:38,835
? Stand the pain ?
505
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:41,504
? Though your love ?
506
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:43,381
- ? Oh, yeah ?
- ? Ooh ?
507
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,925
? Got me in captivity ?
508
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,552
? Mm ?
509
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,263
? Yet if you should leave me ?
510
00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,764
? No, God ?
511
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:54,392
? I know I would die... ?
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