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Hey, what the fuck? 13 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,699 Excuse us. 14 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,159 Excuse us! 15 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,506 (Ali exhales) 16 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:54,383 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 17 00:02:54,425 --> 00:02:56,010 Looks like L.A. 18 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,387 - I know. - (phone chimes) 19 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,389 - Who would've thunk? - ALI: Oh, my God. 20 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:04,226 The video I posted of you at TSA went viral. 21 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,228 Okay, have you heard of Lyfe? The activist? 22 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,730 L-Y-F-E, Lyfe? 23 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,690 Is that a movie? 24 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:13,193 No, she is this incredible international revolutionary 25 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,987 - social justice warrior. - Mm-hmm. 26 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,197 And she's got this cool Instagram, 27 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:19,408 verified, with half a million followers. 28 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,577 - Ooh. - She retweeted me. 29 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:25,164 - Mm-hmm. - And then Solange... retweeted her. 30 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,749 Solange? 31 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,833 - Yes. - (gasps) 32 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,209 Oh, my God. 33 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,252 You don't know who Solange is, do you? 34 00:03:30,294 --> 00:03:32,171 - No. - And that is how our video 35 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,589 got 10,000 retweets. 36 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,633 That's great. 37 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,636 Here we are. 38 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:42,264 Jews as far as the eye can see. 39 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,100 Not as many yarmulkes as you would think. 40 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,561 ? ? 41 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,027 (phone vibrates) 42 00:03:57,655 --> 00:03:59,531 Oh, my God. 43 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:00,741 ALI: What? 44 00:04:00,783 --> 00:04:02,201 Um... 45 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,371 I just, uh, a friend is trying to reach me. 46 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:07,373 Wow. Lyfe, she's DM'ing me. 47 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,375 And she's in Tel Aviv and wants to get together. 48 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,085 Well, you should meet up with her. 49 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,295 You should invite Lyfe to, um, to the lecture. 50 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,922 Or is this a date thing? 51 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,548 Oh, my God, I don't know. 52 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,509 She's really cute, though. 53 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,261 I'm dating. 54 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,013 Really? 55 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,432 - Mm-hmm. - That's cool. What's her name? 56 00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:27,518 Donald. 57 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,439 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 58 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,359 That's... great. 59 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,528 - It is great. - That's huge. 60 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,154 It is huge. 61 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:40,864 And he's wonderful and handsome 62 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:44,368 and kind and funny and he makes me feel like a woman. 63 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:47,788 I mean, I'm a little on the fence about... 64 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:50,040 some things... I mean, he lives in Northridge. 65 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,209 - Oh. - And, um, 66 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,336 there's not a book to be seen in that house. 67 00:04:54,378 --> 00:04:56,130 Donnie is not a reader. 68 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,841 - You know what? - Hmm. 69 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,175 Who cares? 70 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,593 Who cares? I can read for both of us. 71 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,263 - Yeah, stupid books. - Stupid books. 72 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,016 Are you sure you don't care if I go and meet up with Lyfe? 73 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,308 Absolutely not. 74 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,436 You heard my speech a dozen times on the plane. 75 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,980 How often does one get to date Lyfe? 76 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,607 I'm not dating her. 77 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,735 Pussy bow. Yeah? 78 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,653 Sure. 79 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,196 Et voil�. 80 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:22,990 ? ? 81 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,799 OSNAT: Professor Pfefferman? 82 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,135 Osnat. We've been e-mailing. 83 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,137 Osnat. Hi. How are you? 84 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,723 - Welcome, welcome. - Oh, thank you. Mwah. 85 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,975 - Thank you so much for having me. - Oh. You're so welcome. 86 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,561 I hope the jet lag hasn't ruined your life yet. 87 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:53,771 No, no, I'm fine. 88 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,564 What can I do for you? 89 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,274 - Um... - Coffee? 90 00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:59,318 No, I have, I have coffee. Um, honestly? 91 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,112 I don't mean to be a diva, but when I'm stan... 92 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,323 when I'm standing here, there's, um... 93 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,075 I'm in shadow, and I would like 94 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,660 - if there was a light that could be... - Oh, of course. Jael. 95 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,204 Do me a favor, please? 96 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,330 (speaking Hebrew) 97 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,332 (all speaking Hebrew) 98 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,958 (Osnat laughs) 99 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,752 If there is one thing I could ever fix 100 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:18,962 about how cis people see us trans people... 101 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,090 - Mm-hmm? - it would be the lighting. 102 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,841 Really? That's, that's all it would be? 103 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,677 - Just the lighting? (laughs) - Okay, so many more things. 104 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,304 Maura Pfefferman. 105 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,056 - Hmm. All right. - ? Pfefferman, Pfefferman... ? 106 00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:30,849 Well, I'm gonna put my cards here. I'm gonna get going... 107 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:34,812 (singing in Hebrew) 108 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,647 Cool guy. 109 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,774 Pfeffer-Air Pfefferman? 110 00:06:38,816 --> 00:06:39,900 No relation? 111 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,485 I'm, I'm lost. 112 00:06:41,527 --> 00:06:44,238 I don't have any idea what's going on. 113 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,615 It was, uh, the crazy guy back in the '80s, 114 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,033 had these tacky commercials, 115 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,618 sang songs about air conditioning. 116 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,245 Pfeffer-Air Pfefferman. 117 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,579 - From here? Pfefferman. - From here. 118 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,747 - Ah. - Yes. 119 00:06:53,789 --> 00:06:54,873 And how does it go? 120 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,333 ? Pfefferman... ? 121 00:06:56,375 --> 00:07:00,295 (singing in Hebrew) 122 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:01,922 - My goodness. - Cool guy. 123 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,341 - Cool guy. - Cool guy. 124 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:09,263 SARAH: Honey, I've got to finish. 125 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,430 - ELLA: No, it hurts! - It does not hurt! 126 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:11,765 I'm using a wet brush. 127 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:13,225 - They don't hurt. - Yes, they do. 128 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,144 The car pool is coming! 129 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,938 Well, it hurts. I'm making toast. 130 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:20,440 Great. Zacky, what are your shoes doing here? 131 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:21,733 What are your shoes doing here?! 132 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,235 I asked you to put your shoes on. 133 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:25,404 I'm gonna do it later. I just... God, Mom. 134 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,782 Stop yelling! Geez, you're freaking me out. 135 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,119 (inhales) 136 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:33,412 ? ? 137 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,830 Okay. 138 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,623 Okay, fine. 139 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:40,169 You be the boss. 140 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,796 Okay. 141 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,840 ? ? 142 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:53,223 Sir, could I possibly... 143 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,018 put them on for you? 144 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,020 No. 145 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,230 Marvelous. 146 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:04,943 I'll just sit here and wait until you tell me that I can. 147 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,118 Okay. 148 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,494 Now you can put them on. 149 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,747 Yes, sir. 150 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,753 (horn honking in distance) 151 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,505 Oh, my God. Okay. We got to go. 152 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,716 - ELLA: We can't be late! - Get the backpack! Hurry! 153 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:29,718 She's gonna leave without us. 154 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,304 Come on! 155 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,348 (door closes) 156 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:38,935 (knock on door) 157 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,020 Good doctor. 158 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,939 (laughs): Oh! 159 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:43,941 - You redecorate? - Oh, fuck, yeah, I did, bro. 160 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:46,944 I'm coming for some of that sweet Bubba Kush. 161 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,404 - Oh. - Maybe Purple Grandpa? 162 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,990 Wow. It's been a while, huh? 163 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,575 - Mm-hmm. - I'm out of that business. 164 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,245 I'm retired. I don't prescribe weed anymore. 165 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,247 (laughing): You're... 166 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,665 You're fucking with me, right? 167 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,208 Oh. No, man. 168 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,252 - You didn't hear any of this, huh? - Mm-mm. 169 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:05,837 Ooh, I went through a rough patch a while back. 170 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,173 - What, what happened? - Well, suffice it to say, 171 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,801 I'm eighty-sixed permanently from the Grove. 172 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:13,053 - Really? - Yeah. They got me on tape 173 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,471 drinking from the water fountain 174 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:16,473 when it was doing one of its light shows. 175 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,308 - Sorry to hear that, man. - No, no. 176 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,935 Honestly? Goddamn it, 177 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:21,520 it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 178 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,398 I'm off booze. I'm off weed, of course. 179 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,316 I'm off dairy. I'm even off gluten, dude. 180 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,986 I've never felt better. 181 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:32,614 Yeah. Um, all right. 182 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,700 Well, um, well, I'm gonna get out of your hair. 183 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,035 I just was gonna check... do you have, uh, another weed guy 184 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,537 I can, like, see? 185 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,206 Yeah, no, I-I got somebody I can send you to. 186 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,250 - All right, cool. - But... 187 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:44,668 I don't know. 188 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,254 Let me ask you this. 189 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:51,717 You think maybe it's fate that brought you here today, Josh? 190 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,513 Uh... 191 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,765 W-What's going on right now? 192 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,183 I'm just saying. 193 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,686 You are radiating pain. 194 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,188 It's radiating out of right here. 195 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,441 Right here. 196 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,609 And I can feel it, dude. 197 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:14,031 ALL: One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! 198 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,824 One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three! 199 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,243 One, two, three! One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two! 200 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,871 - One, one, one... - Perfect! 201 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,457 BRIDGET: Your hands and your mouth make noises. 202 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,500 (all shouting gibberish) 203 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,174 - This right? - Let me hear your sounds. 204 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,468 What do your animal sounds make? Perfect. 205 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:37,429 Your animals are now baby versions of your animals. 206 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,389 Shelly, perfect. She's in utero right now. 207 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,724 - Look at this. - (meowing) 208 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:42,726 Okay, anybody, uh, want to shout out 209 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,353 any random word to start the scene? 210 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,438 - Coney Island. - I love Coney Island. 211 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,815 - Perfect. Coney Island. - Never had a real hot dog 212 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,382 unless you've had a hot dog at Coney Island. 213 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,861 Don't tell me. Show me on the stage. Okay, go. Coney Island. 214 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,739 - Okay. I don't und... - Coney Island. 215 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:56,990 (Bridget chuckles) 216 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,283 Uh... 217 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,372 (imitates roller coaster clicking) 218 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,332 Are you all right? 219 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,833 What's the matter with you? 220 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:07,959 Ah! 221 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,002 (laughter) 222 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,754 - Whoa! This is scary! - Wait, no, I... 223 00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:11,838 Hold on! 224 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,757 - Oh. What? - Whoa! 225 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:15,300 I don't like a roller coaster, 226 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,344 so why don't I get off and go to the cart 227 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,221 - and get us some hot dogs... - BRIDGET: Shelly, Shelly. 228 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,889 - and cotton candy... - Shelly just stop for a second. 229 00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,432 Gabe was on a roller coaster, right? 230 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,809 He's riding a roller coaster... 231 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,061 But he looked like he was having a seizure. 232 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,271 Well, then he's having a seizure, then go with that, too. 233 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:29,564 You can't ask him 234 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,234 if he wants food if he's on a roller coaster. 235 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,444 See what I'm saying? Be in the scene he just created. 236 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,780 - You "Yes, and..." Okay? "Yes, and..." -You "Yes, and..." 237 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,281 Okay, you know, we're just gonna start something... 238 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,325 Wait, wait, I just want to ask you one thing. 239 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,077 How do we know that it's gonna come out to be good 240 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,703 - if we don't... - It might not be good! 241 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,414 And that's improv. All right, let's change things up. 242 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,290 Uh, Lisa, jump on up. Come on, guys. 243 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,667 - Give Lisa some love. - (cheering) 244 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,876 Come on down, please. 245 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,545 CLASS (chanting): Lisa! Lisa! 246 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,921 BRIDGET: Okay, let's do something totally different. 247 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:55,340 - Give me a wild animal. - MAN: Monkey! 248 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,675 - BRIDGET: Monkeys! Show us the monkeys! - Monkey. 249 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,093 And... go. 250 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,719 (Lisa and Gabe imitating monkey noises) 251 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,555 LISA: I got you a banana! 252 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,223 GABE: Thank you! 253 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,559 JOSH: I'm gonna order a pizza right now. 254 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:06,768 Oh, I'm sorry, you said "dinner," 255 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,186 - and then you offered me pizza. - (laughs) 256 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,980 Pizza is like a, like a, like a cheesy death. 257 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,183 You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. 258 00:12:11,185 --> 00:12:12,607 I will not. I'll be stopped up for days. 259 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,401 Oh. Joshy. 260 00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:16,570 - Hi. - You should lock the door. 261 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,238 It makes me very nervous. You have company. 262 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,865 - This is my friend Steve. - Oh. 263 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,117 How you doing, Mrs. Pfefferman? A pleasure to meet you. 264 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,326 - Pleasure to meet you. - How are you? 265 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,368 Such a polite young man. 266 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,704 I used to date Sarah. 267 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,831 Was this before or after the lesbian thing? 268 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,124 I actually think it was during. 269 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,042 You want some wine? I bought pink yesterday. 270 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,502 No, we're good. We're actually gonna jam. 271 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,504 - Come on, Steve-o. - Let's do this. 272 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,423 ? ? 273 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,519 (laughs) 274 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,396 - Let me give you some pink. - Oh. No, that's okay. 275 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,731 JOSH: Mom, he doesn't drink. 276 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,357 - Oh. Well, it's just a little pink. - Mom. 277 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:55,817 - One, two, three. - STEVE: No, it's okay, just leave it. 278 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,444 - I'll leave it alone. - Mom, we're good. 279 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,446 - We're good. Mom! - What? 280 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,239 - What? - I just said he doesn't drink. 281 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,367 Oh! Okay. 282 00:13:02,404 --> 00:13:02,783 He's trying to tell you he doesn't drink. 283 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,743 So my reaction time needs a little work. 284 00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:09,873 Um... 285 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,417 No, Mom, that's... 286 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,002 (Josh sighs) 287 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,004 - You don't listen. - I do so! 288 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,216 I just heard you say, "You don't listen." 289 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:22,302 Okay. Then-then you're a boundary-pusher, okay? 290 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:25,222 Ugh. You-you all talk about boundaries. 291 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,641 I have no idea what boundaries are. 292 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,017 STEVE: Boundaries are everything. 293 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,977 You know, boundaries are how people... 294 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,771 tell other people what they need. 295 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,773 Exactly. It's-it's like when you decided 296 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,652 you were gonna live here, but you never asked me. 297 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,153 I did so. 298 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:43,657 No, y-you said, "Josh, I can stay here, right?" 299 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,866 What? That's asking. 300 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:47,244 STEVE: Eh, it sounds a lot more like telling, 301 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,329 - but with a question mark. - Hey, you, stay out of it. 302 00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:53,250 You I shouldn't have to ask, Mr. Sigmund Freud. 303 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,670 JOSH (laughs): Okay. 304 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:57,921 Yeah, I'm Sigmund Freud. 305 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,673 I'm Sigmund Freud. All right. 306 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,341 All right. 307 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,717 See if I can analyze this one. 308 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,177 Wait, wait, wait, get out of my room! 309 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,137 - What are you doing? - Dr. Steve, I'd like your opinion. 310 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,389 Check this out. 311 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,140 It's like a automatic feeder 312 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,684 on a self-imposed hamster wheel. 313 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,269 - Is what it is. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 314 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,250 This is the way that I control my money... 315 00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:16,648 - and my weight. Yes, it is. - No. No, it's... 316 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,316 - And you know that. - Mom, you count toilet paper squares. 317 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,609 SHELLY: I don't like to waste. 318 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,111 - And you know that, too. - No, it's OCD 319 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,530 and it's mental illness, is what it is. 320 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,541 - Why do you hate me so much? - I don't. 321 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,711 I care about you, and that's why I'm saying it to your face. 322 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,796 Oh, this is caring. 323 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,172 This is very caring behavior. 324 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,883 I do not feel safe right now. 325 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,135 I don't feel safe right now. 326 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,720 I also don't feel safe. 327 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,305 SHELLY: Please, please, 328 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,223 stop being so mean to me! 329 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,309 - Oh, my God. Yeah, no... - Stop it, please! Stop... 330 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:55,145 - I'm 68 years old. - Yeah, I'm trying to help you! 331 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,105 - I'm trying to help you! - Can't I continue living 332 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,732 the way that I want to live? 333 00:14:58,773 --> 00:14:59,899 Fine. I will not help you anymore. 334 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,735 Fine! 335 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,612 That's fine. 336 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,614 You don't have to help me. 337 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,325 (Shelly panting) 338 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,327 Where are you going? 339 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,454 I am going to spend the night at the W Hotel. 340 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,469 (car door closes) 341 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,721 - Hi. - Hey. 342 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,560 I'm Ali. 343 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,811 I'm Lyfe. 344 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,396 Nice to meet you. 345 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,398 Um, so weird that you're here. 346 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,067 Or not. Do you live here? 347 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,235 No, no, no, I'm just touring the Middle East. 348 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,237 - You? - Oh, um... 349 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,782 Why am I here? Um, I'm just here 'cause my parent 350 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,076 is giving a lecture at the conference. 351 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:52,911 - At the hotel. - Yeah. How is she? 352 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,412 Oh, she's fine. 353 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,122 - She's over it. - (chuckles): Okay. 354 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,999 I was more upset than she was, so... 355 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,710 Um... do you want to get a drink? 356 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,128 There's a bar in the hotel. 357 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,131 No, I try not to spend money in Israel. 358 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,173 Because of the boycott. 359 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,425 - Right. - Yeah. 360 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,928 I try to do what I can for Palestinian justice. 361 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,846 Of course. (chuckles) 362 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,516 We can go Ramallah. I know some really dope places there. 363 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,727 - Go to Ramallah? - Yeah. 364 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:18,978 Okay. 365 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,981 - Uh... here we go. - (both chuckle) 366 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,818 Wait a minute, am I allowed to just go to Ramallah? 367 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,654 Yeah, you are definitely allowed. 368 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,367 Thank you. 369 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:35,537 MAURA: So I submit that misogyny 370 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,372 was the reason Ethel Rosenberg 371 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:40,625 became the focal point of such an immense amount of hatred. 372 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,961 Before the Cold War, women were considered 373 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,255 the holders of the most positive virtues. 374 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:48,758 Ideas about goodness, love and faith. 375 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,886 But at this moment, things shifted. 376 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,722 For the first time, here was a woman 377 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,515 who was suspect. 378 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,600 She ignited a deep-seated fear 379 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,810 of betrayal. 380 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,478 The idea of secrets leaking out 381 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,441 was named Communist, woman, Jew. 382 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,736 - You're not nervous, are you? - No. 383 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,446 MAURA: The criminal charges brought against her 384 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,487 were dubious. 385 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,450 But people wanted an enemy. 386 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,326 - Are we gonna get stopped here? - No. 387 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,829 They don't seem to care who's going into the West Bank. 388 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,873 They just want to know who leaves. 389 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,584 But Ramallah's a straight shot from here. 390 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,586 MAURA: People needed an enemy. 391 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,839 The female, as mysterious and untrustworthy, 392 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,258 made her the perfect target. 393 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,302 ? ? 394 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,985 Thank you. 395 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,613 God, this is so weird. I feel like I'm in Brooklyn. 396 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:52,989 What were you expecting? 397 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,241 Like, women in all black and suicide belts? 398 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,743 - No. - Let's sit here. 399 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,119 Here, hold that. I'll get that for you. 400 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,662 Just not so many man-buns. 401 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,039 You have a man-bun. 402 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,124 I don't have a man-bun. 403 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,501 You have a "wo-man-bun." 404 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,877 Oh, my God, I have a man-bun? 405 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,128 - JANAN: Lyfe! - It's okay. It's great. 406 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,671 - Habibi. - Janan. 407 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,173 (speaks Arabic) 408 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:12,550 I can't believe you missed Nadal's birthday. 409 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,177 - LYFE: Um, this is Ali. - Hi. 410 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,512 She made that video I told you about. 411 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,222 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Hi. - Yeah. 412 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,848 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 413 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,683 LYFE: She was expecting an episode of VICE, 414 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,770 but I'm giving her, like, a watered-down version of a tour. 415 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,064 Well, welcome to the Ramallah bubble. 416 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,857 Thank you, yes. 417 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,108 It's, it's very cool. 418 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,069 I guess the American media 419 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,947 just makes it seem like it's all violence, 420 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,281 which obviously it's not. 421 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,784 This is just like a normal cafe 422 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,329 with a wide variety of people doing things that people do. 423 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,539 Yes, we have everything. 424 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:44,249 All surrounded by weird 425 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,209 and random checkpoints, though. 426 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,211 So, the checkpoints, like the one we went through, 427 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,587 are those all along the border? 428 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,089 Habibti, what border? 429 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,091 There is no actual 430 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,051 internationally-recognized border. 431 00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,554 It's just one big, ugly wall 432 00:18:57,595 --> 00:19:00,431 and hundreds of checkpoints all over the place. 433 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,809 Okay, and if there was a two-state solution, 434 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,602 then the wall would come down and there would be 435 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,728 no more checkpoints. 436 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,605 (speaking Arabic) 437 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,025 Look, love, we-we have to catch you up, okay? 438 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,527 - Okay. - And we will. 439 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,529 There's enough time for that, right? 440 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,989 Yeah. 441 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,323 - Let's go to the farm tonight. - Yes. 442 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,575 - You can meet our friends. - Okay. 443 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,826 Let's drink. 444 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,077 Saha. 445 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,537 - Saha. - Saha. 446 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,038 It means "cheers." 447 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,624 LEN: Okay, Ella, bath time. 448 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,793 What did I say? 449 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,503 I said no more ice cream, right? 450 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,005 - Remember? - (chanting): I love ice cream. 451 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:33,798 - I love ice cream. - I said no more ice cream. 452 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,258 I don't want to take a bath. 453 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,218 I'm gonna raise my voice. 454 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,095 You're gonna make me talk loud. 455 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,388 You should do it. 456 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,056 Just try it. 457 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,725 That's a really dumb method. 458 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,184 You don't even know. You've never tried it. 459 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,603 Okay, I'll try it. 460 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:49,022 - Like, really commit. - All right. 461 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:52,400 (Len clears throat) 462 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,693 Permission to sit? 463 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,323 (with accent): Ella, you are my queen. 464 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,283 And I'm here to serve you. 465 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,577 What is it that you want to do? 466 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,329 We will not take baths. 467 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,289 Baths are for fools. 468 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:09,208 In fact, you and I will run through the mud like pigs. 469 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:13,254 We will splash about all day long in the dirtiest of water. 470 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:17,884 Whatever it is, you tell me what you want to do, my queen. 471 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:22,597 I'll take a bath. 472 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,062 ? ? 473 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,742 (mouthing) 474 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,285 (quietly): What the... 475 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,329 What? That doesn't make sense. 476 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,164 That doesn't make sense. Why would... 477 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:50,291 (dishes clink) 478 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,793 Night. Love you. 479 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,252 LEN: All right, man. 480 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,007 - (laughs) - Give me a break. 481 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,842 Give me a... that's, like, black magic. 482 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,302 - But it's not. - That is magic. 483 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,179 It's more, it's actually really positive. 484 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:05,098 It's, like... it's, like, taking the idea of, like, 485 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,975 you know, just, like, believing in your kids 486 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,518 - to another level. It's like... - Right. 487 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,311 - It's, like, empowering them. - Letting them make the choice. 488 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,730 Right? Like, seeing their light, letting their light shine. 489 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,732 Like, like, letting the kids be on top. 490 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,401 You know? Kids on top. 491 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,652 Dude, "kids on top"? 492 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,404 - Exactly. - That's a blog. 493 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,488 - Right? - You got to blog about that. 494 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,614 Yeah, I got to blog. 495 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,074 - Got to get my blog on. - Yeah. 496 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,451 No, no, no. 497 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,953 It's a book. 498 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,288 Dude. It's a fucking book. 499 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,540 - It's a fucking... - It's a parenting book. 500 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,083 It's a parenting book! 501 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,168 - It's a parenting book. - (shouts): Kids on Top! 502 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,378 Oh, my God. 503 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,505 That's a great idea. 504 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,382 Oh, my God. 505 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:42,135 It's almost, like, not fair. 506 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,684 LYFE: Here we go. 507 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,103 - ALI: Wow. - LYFE: We made it. 508 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,480 - Inshallah. - ALI: So cool! 509 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:57,358 Ah, I can't believe you live here. 510 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,318 This is amazing. 511 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,279 Thank you for inviting me here. 512 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,322 JANAN: Sure. Glad to have you. 513 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:06,701 ALI: Oh, my God. 514 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,911 Wow. 515 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,122 (speaks Arabic) Welcome. 516 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,499 Oh, my God. I love it. 517 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,834 Oh, this is my friend, Shamuel. 518 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:15,877 - Hi. - This is Ali. 519 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,295 - Salaam. - Salaam. 520 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,629 Hey. (laughs) 521 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,548 So, this was your family's farm? 522 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,217 Yeah, my grandparents used to raise goats here. 523 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,969 I love goats. 524 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,472 I just saw this cute YouTube video of them jumping on trees. 525 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,766 JANAN: Yeah, you love them till you spend time with them. 526 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,893 For real. They're, like, real assholes. 527 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,853 - (lively chatter) - ? ? 528 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,107 JANAN: Everyone has a naan? 529 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,742 SHAMUEL: This maqluba is amazing. 530 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,285 ALI: Which one is the maq... maqluba? 531 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,369 SHAMUEL: This is the maqluba. 532 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,662 Oh, my God, this is incredible. 533 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,498 SHAMUEL: The tomatoes. Try the tomatoes. 534 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,707 I mean, it's not supposed to have tomatoes. 535 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,250 - It's... okay, come on. - But... 536 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,294 - I know you're so anal. - First... no, come on! 537 00:22:58,336 --> 00:22:59,629 JANAN: First they take our land, 538 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,006 then they put tomatoes in our maqluba. 539 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,341 - (laughter) - SHAMUEL: It's really good. 540 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,675 JANAN: Next time I'll cook you the real maqluba. 541 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,760 So, every once in a while, 542 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,178 you have to buy your tomatoes from Israel. 543 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:08,554 JANAN: Well, we don't have a choice. 544 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:09,722 You can't get Palestinian tomatoes. 545 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,058 SHAMUEL: You can't get avocado. 546 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,351 - You can't get Bamba. - Oh, my God. 547 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,936 - Bamba. - Bamba. 548 00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:15,977 - Fucking miss Bamba. - ALI: But come on. 549 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,480 Don't you get Bamba once in a while? 550 00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:20,149 Do you guys break the boycott for delicious treats? 551 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,151 - (others murmur) - A little bit? 552 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,112 - Only when you're drunk. - Only when we're drunk. 553 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,906 - Cheers for that. - Cheers for Bamba. 554 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:31,327 LEN: Okay. 555 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,372 They're asleep. 556 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,749 - Cookies for the hot mommy blogger. - Aw. 557 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:39,335 These have a little bit of crack in them. 558 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:40,878 Hey. 559 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:44,048 - I have to tell you something. - What's up? 560 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,050 Um, you know the... 561 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,844 this whole, like, Kids on Top idea? 562 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:49,595 Uh-huh? 563 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:54,058 It's not, like, a hundred percent my idea. 564 00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:56,727 No, I came up with it with this other person. 565 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,938 Sort of. I mean, it's mine, 566 00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,440 but... we kind of came up with it together. 567 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,442 Well, who was it? 568 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,904 Um... do you, um, 569 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:09,657 remember Ella's preschool teacher, Miss Lila? 570 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:12,034 Miss Lila? 571 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,579 Oh. Is she the one with the freckles? 572 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,622 We used to talk about... never wore a bra. 573 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,666 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 574 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,501 She's hot. When did you see her? 575 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,421 I just... 576 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,924 you know, ran into her around the hood. 577 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,384 That's cool. 578 00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,261 Please don't bring me any more cookies, okay? 579 00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,013 Have, like, too much sugar. But thank you. 580 00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,264 I'm not eating all these. 581 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,765 Throw them away. It doesn't matter. 582 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,475 - If I'm gonna do this book thing... - Right. 583 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,311 I would like to give the idea to Jodi 584 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,522 and see if she might bring it to her literary agent. You know? 585 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,524 And if I feel like if I'm gonna do that, 586 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:46,277 I feel like I should talk to Lila, right? 587 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:47,945 You know, first. 588 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,822 Yeah. Okay. 589 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:50,990 Well, what about this? 590 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,618 What if I just... 591 00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:54,869 draw up a contract? 592 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,288 - That's a good idea. - Right? 593 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,498 And you'll, like, lawyer me up? 594 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,834 Yeah. I'm gonna, like... 595 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,920 lawyer all over your face. 596 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,799 I don't like it on my face. I like it on my tits. 597 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,134 LEN: Your call. 598 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,974 ? ? 599 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,864 Mom! Mom! 600 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:33,574 Mom! 601 00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:36,535 (gasps) 602 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:40,122 - What time is it? - What the fuck are you doing?! 603 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,874 You're supposed to be in a hotel! 604 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,335 I didn't want to waste money on a hotel. 605 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,337 Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy. My back. 606 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,673 Oy. 607 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,299 What is wrong with you? 608 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:53,010 Mom, I thought you were dead. 609 00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,477 I thought you wanted me here. 610 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,609 Come here. 611 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,444 I do. 612 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,822 I did want you here. 613 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:15,866 I want you here. 614 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,286 (sniffles) 615 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:24,000 (sniffles) 616 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,086 Don't. Not on the lips. 617 00:26:40,433 --> 00:26:42,059 ? ? 618 00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,280 HUSSEN: I wasn't even charged when I was detained 619 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:55,781 by the Israeli army. 620 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,825 But I was there for a total of one year. 621 00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,702 And because I'm gay, they were trying to... 622 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:00,953 they were blackmailing me. 623 00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:02,955 They were saying that if I didn't comply 624 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:06,334 and become an informant, they would... 625 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,210 out me to my parents. 626 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,545 Yeah, they use this technique with all gay people, 627 00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:11,213 gay Palestinians. 628 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,090 - They get them... - They use any vulnerability. 629 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:14,884 Any place they can expose your vulnerability 630 00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:16,594 and take advantage of it. 631 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,054 WOMAN: American Jews have more rights to citizenship 632 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,765 than-than Palestinians who have been here for generations. 633 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,683 You can get citizenship, 634 00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:25,186 but as a Canadian Palestinian, I can't. 635 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,938 I mean, my family has been born here, 636 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,482 and I can't even go into Jerusalem. 637 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:30,858 I can't even leave from the airport. 638 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,234 You can't even go into Jerusalem? 639 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,611 Not without a permit. 640 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:34,904 Two different lives for the same land. 641 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,530 WOMAN 2: I-I think it's very clear 642 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:39,367 that the goal is just total control over the land 643 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,118 - and its resources. - (overlapping chatter) 644 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,620 They say that's not the goal, but it is the goal in a way. 645 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,121 I think you have to understand not every Israeli 646 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,414 is here to get rid of Palestinians. 647 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,583 - We have to recognize... exactly. - (overlapping chatter) 648 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,877 MAN: It's not even, like, political sometimes. 649 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,629 It's just being complicit in a system. 650 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,130 WOMAN 3: And, anyway, we're exhausted 651 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:54,840 with having every aspect of our life 652 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,675 be wrapped up in this political issue. 653 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,636 We can't breathe. We can't move. 654 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:01,097 We can't go to the next city, visit friends, 655 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,474 get an education, travel abroad. 656 00:28:03,516 --> 00:28:06,852 And sometimes we just want to have dinner with our friends. 657 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:16,278 Hi. Thanks for coming. 658 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,116 Professor Pfefferman. 659 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,283 Yes? 660 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,077 I loved your, uh, your lecture. 661 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,496 Oh, thank you, thank you. It was my pleasure. 662 00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:27,623 I came all the way from-from Yokneam. 663 00:28:27,665 --> 00:28:29,583 - From where? - Yokneam. 664 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,002 - Yokneam. I've not-not heard of that. - No? 665 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,587 Would you, uh... can you sign, please? 666 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,172 You want me to sign? Of course. 667 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,924 - What is your name? - Adam. 668 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,759 - Adam. - Yeah. 669 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,762 - "To Adam..." - ? Pfefferman ? 670 00:28:41,804 --> 00:28:43,681 ? Pfefferman ? 671 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,891 ? Dun, dun, dun, dun, Pfefferman. ? 672 00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:48,561 - Yeah. - That's that jingle. 673 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:49,144 Uh-huh. 674 00:28:49,146 --> 00:28:50,772 You're the second person who's done that today. 675 00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,649 Oh. Are you related to Moshe? 676 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,611 Moshe? 677 00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:59,280 Moshe Pfefferman. 678 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,574 You know, "the cool guy." 679 00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,663 Um, excuse me. 680 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,665 ? ? 681 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:20,926 (sniffles) 682 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:33,022 "Cool... guy." 683 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,942 (over laptop): ? Pfefferman ? 684 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,903 ? Pfefferman ? 685 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:42,364 (singing in Hebrew) 686 00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,116 "The cool guy." 687 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,493 (bell dings) 688 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,583 MAURA: Ali. 689 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:55,753 Where are you, question mark. 690 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,463 Ali. 691 00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,340 LYFE: What about strategizing? 692 00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:02,009 You go back home, gather as many Jews as you can, 693 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:04,386 and get them to come back, attain citizenship 694 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,721 and then fight for our cause. 695 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:09,058 I really need you, exclamation point. 696 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:11,268 - Or marry us and give us citizenship. - Or marry. 697 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,645 - Or marry. - (laughter) 698 00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,313 I'm serious. This is, this is, this is... 699 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,981 Come right now, period. 700 00:30:16,023 --> 00:30:18,442 Right now. Now. 701 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,528 N... oh, fuck you. 702 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:21,820 (laptop chimes) 703 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,906 (over laptop): Are you all right? 704 00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,533 - There was a bombing. - No. Jesus. 705 00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,535 God, you scared me to death. 706 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,328 Why would you call me all the way from Israel 707 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,080 - unless it was some kind of a disaster? - Because I want to... 708 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:32,456 I want to ask you a question. 709 00:30:32,498 --> 00:30:34,041 - What? - All right. 710 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,417 Our father is dead. 711 00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,585 Is that right? 712 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:37,795 - Dead as disco. - Right. 713 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,964 And when did he die? 714 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,423 In the '80s. 715 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:42,967 Or the '90s. 716 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,051 Uh-huh. Right. 717 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,136 You don't know. 718 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:47,263 Well, Mom said he died. 719 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,640 Hmm. I want you to do me a favor, all right? 720 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:51,684 I want you to Google something for me. 721 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,436 Um... "Moshe Pfefferman." 722 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,146 Oh, really? 723 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,815 - "Cool guy." - Really? 724 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,733 (typing) 725 00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,777 Okay. 726 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,825 ? Pfefferman, Pfefferman ? 727 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:11,328 (singing in Hebrew) 728 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:12,746 MOSHE: "The cool guy." 729 00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:14,206 (bell dings) 730 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,875 Oh, my God. 731 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,547 I think that's our father. 732 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,924 That son of a bitch. 733 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,553 Oh, my God. 734 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:29,513 ? Out in space ? 735 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:32,182 ? Where the goat comes from ? 736 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,602 ? Out in space ? 737 00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,979 ? Where the goat belongs ? 738 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:39,565 ? Where the goat belongs ? 739 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,067 ? Where the goat belongs ? 740 00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:44,695 ? Where the goat belongs ? 741 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:47,281 ? Where the goat belongs ? 742 00:31:47,323 --> 00:31:49,575 ? Call my name ? 743 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,369 ? When you talk to God ? 744 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:54,705 ? Call my name ? 745 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,207 ? When you talk to God ? 746 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:59,710 ? When you talk to God ? 747 00:31:59,752 --> 00:32:02,296 ? When you talk to God ? 748 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:07,509 ? When you talk to God... ? 749 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,553 ? ? 750 00:32:09,603 --> 00:32:14,153 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 52360

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