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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,717 ? ? 2 00:00:16,094 --> 00:00:18,603 - sync and corrections by Mr, C - - www.addic7ed.com - 3 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,788 ? ? 4 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:55,931 I've been going out a lot lately, 5 00:00:55,973 --> 00:00:58,726 with the intention of... 6 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,437 finding someone. 7 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:03,355 And at least it hasn't just been sex, 8 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:08,944 but this idea that I'll find, uh, my person. 9 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,238 ? ? 10 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:16,243 'Cause lately it just... alone. 11 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:21,123 The world just feels so... awful. 12 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,750 Dank. 13 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:26,545 You know, this dread. 14 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:29,423 And I feel like I'm on the outside of the world. 15 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,221 (SIGHS) Then... 16 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:39,892 you meet someone. 17 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,356 You could see everything so much clearer. 18 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:48,234 And it's... 19 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,069 it's everything. 20 00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:56,116 Suddenly, you're on the inside of the world again. 21 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:58,160 GROUP: God, 22 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,788 grant me the serenity 23 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:04,083 to accept the things I cannot change, 24 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,961 the courage to change the things I can, 25 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,297 and the wisdom to know the difference. 26 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,550 How much longer is this gonna go on for? 27 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,260 HERBERT: We're almost done. 28 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,970 Did Professor Mackinaw ever promise you anything 29 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,304 in exchange for sex? 30 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,014 No, of course not. 31 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,267 Money or more teaching sections? 32 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:22,768 No. 33 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,687 - Leslie isn't like that. - HERBERT: Do you dispute 34 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,356 you had a sexual relationship with Professor Mackinaw? 35 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,024 My personal life is none of your business. 36 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,235 I'm a graduate student, not a child. 37 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,112 Well, we have to investigate every complaint. 38 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,199 Nothing was done to me here. 39 00:02:37,241 --> 00:02:38,450 Do you understand? 40 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,870 We were friends, colleagues, 41 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,955 lovers. 42 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:45,165 I never even lodged a complaint. 43 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:47,459 Four other female students did. 44 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,128 One of them was an undergrad. 45 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,673 MAURA: This just in. 46 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,967 (STUDENTS LAUGH) 47 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,927 I am going to Israel. 48 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,138 - (STUDENTS GASP AND CHEER) - Yes. 49 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,806 Uh, the Holy Land. 50 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,100 Uh, they asked me to present a paper 51 00:03:03,142 --> 00:03:06,228 at the Judaism and Gender Conference 52 00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:07,479 at Bar-Afik University, 53 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,607 and I will be gone for two weeks. 54 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:10,900 (STUDENTS GROAN) 55 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,651 No, yep, well, uh, in my absence, 56 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,614 I would be very delighted were you to 57 00:03:16,655 --> 00:03:17,865 livestream the event. 58 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,491 How many are going to livestream? 59 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,036 Oh, thank you. It's absolutely required. 60 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,704 - Um... - (STUDENTS LAUGH) 61 00:03:23,746 --> 00:03:26,749 So, let's just hope that I am better received there 62 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,001 than the last Jew who went a-preachin'. 63 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,086 - (STUDENTS LAUGH) - Professor Pfefferman 64 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:32,421 out! 65 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,257 (STUDENTS LAUGH, CHEER) 66 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,301 (BOTH GRUNTING, MOANING) 67 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:42,181 Oh, yeah. 68 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,475 - Oh, fuck. - What? What? 69 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,268 I forgot to sign this permission slip 70 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,937 for Ella's field trip. 71 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,731 - What field trip? - She's going to some fucking farm. 72 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,319 - Today? - Yeah, it's like 73 00:03:52,374 --> 00:03:53,569 a petting zoo or some shit. 74 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:55,319 What, like Knott's Berry or something? 75 00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:57,363 - Yeah, they got, like, baby animals. - (MOANS) 76 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,990 They got, like, sheep and fucking pigs, 77 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:02,743 and goats, and little lambs and all that shit. 78 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,703 - (MOANS) - Oh, fuck. 79 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,996 - (MOANS) - I'll sign it later. 80 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,247 (MOANS LOUDLY) 81 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,709 (QUACKING) 82 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,586 ROSALIE: Shelly Pfefferman! 83 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,088 Do you smell this exhaust? 84 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,548 Rosalie Rollman. 85 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,176 This moving truck of yours has been idling here 86 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:21,261 - for over an hour. - What's your problem, Rosalie? 87 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:23,097 - It's just... i-it's... - Your diaper too tight? 88 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,933 - It is against he condo rules. - SHELLY: The condo rules, 89 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,184 - the condo rules. - Yes, it is. 90 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,936 This place is like a dictatorship. 91 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:31,313 - It's worse than America. - Ah! 92 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,024 - I'm glad you're going! - You know what? 93 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:38,195 I, I have a beautiful, wonderful son 94 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,406 who has invited me to live with him. 95 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:42,700 - Come on. - You have no one. 96 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,368 - Ah! - Because you're a shtick drek! 97 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,703 Ah! 98 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,538 - I'm starting a new life in Silver Lake - Out! Out! 99 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:51,166 where they appreciate artists such as myself. 100 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,710 - ROSALIE: Ah, shut up! - Isn't that right, Joshy? 101 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,628 Get the truck out of here! 102 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:56,380 SHELLY: Fuck you, Rosalie, 103 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,632 and this condo of corpses! 104 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,220 SHELLY: Tushy? 105 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,765 Joshy! 106 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,017 Tush? 107 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,268 Tush-nush? 108 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,688 Hungry! 109 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,481 - J-Joshy? - (DOOR OPENS) 110 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:16,275 Oh, there you are. 111 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,985 Did you hear me calling you? 112 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:19,361 Yeah, I heard you. 113 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,779 All the neighbors heard you. 114 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,157 Oh, stop it. W-Why didn't you answer me? 115 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:25,951 Because, Mom, I'm trying to keep it chill in here, okay? 116 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:28,454 Ooh, are you tired, puppy? 117 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,956 No, I'm fine, I just, like, your energy is, is like, 118 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,458 - is literally like - (KISSES) 119 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,334 there's a gas fire in the kitchen right now. 120 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,462 - Is there an emergency? - Yeah, there's a fire in my belly; 121 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,713 I'm hungry. 122 00:05:37,755 --> 00:05:39,757 Do you want to go to Gelson's with me for the hot bar? 123 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,925 They have that-that wonderful cafe, 124 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:44,136 that outdoor cafe that's indoors. 125 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,972 Um, it's super early. 126 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,348 It's 5:00. 127 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,683 Yeah, that's early. 128 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:51,185 I don't do dinner till 8:00, 129 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,604 but, you know, you can go. 130 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,689 All right. 131 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,483 Okay. 132 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,490 ? Ah, ah, ah, ah ? 133 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,366 ? Ah, ooh, ah, ooh ? 134 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,035 ? Ah, ooh, ah ? 135 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,995 ? Ah, ah ? 136 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,163 ? Ah. ? 137 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:12,956 (CHILDREN SHOUTING IN GERMAN) 138 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,417 (CHILDREN SHRIEKING, LAUGHING) 139 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,461 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 140 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,759 (CHILDREN LAUGHING) 141 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:24,843 GIRL: I got you. 142 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,554 BOY: Tag. 143 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:31,642 BOY: Tag! 144 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:33,685 Tag. (SQUEALS) 145 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,565 GIRL: (SCREAMS) Papa! 146 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:39,441 - Papa! - Papa! 147 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:40,901 - Hi. - (GIRL SHOUTS IN GERMAN) 148 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,861 - Hi. - (BOY SHOUTS IN GERMAN) 149 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:45,072 - BOY: Papa! (SPEAKS GERMAN) - What? 150 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:46,198 No, there isn't. 151 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,908 Hi. How are you? 152 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,410 Exactly who are you and-and how did you... 153 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,037 Oh, I'm Ali. I live down here. 154 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,748 Um, hold that thought. Go inside. 155 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:58,502 (WHISTLES) Get in the house, now. 156 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,796 Bye. 157 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,172 AUGUST: Mine, mine, mine, mine 158 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:05,676 mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. 159 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,219 - ALI: Hi. - Okay, hi. 160 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:08,470 Let's-let's go ahead and backtrack. 161 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:09,888 - Okay? - Hi. 162 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,640 Who are you and how did you get in the yard? 163 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,976 I, uh, live in the apartment right here, 164 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,727 - so I just came out the... - You're... 165 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,521 - you're living here right now? - Yeah. 166 00:07:17,563 --> 00:07:19,356 But I mean, on Airbnb, you never said 167 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:20,732 I'd be sharing the property. 168 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,693 - Do you understand? - Oh, well, it's... 169 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,111 I mean, you can come and take a look. 170 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,904 It's totally a separate thing. There's... 171 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,114 - Let's-let's go eyeball it. Sure. - You know, 172 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:28,824 I have blinds down and... 173 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:33,120 it's, like, nothing is attached or open. 174 00:07:33,162 --> 00:07:35,070 I mean, there's a door, but it's closed, so... 175 00:07:35,072 --> 00:07:38,375 All right. My concern is my family's privacy dynamic 176 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:41,044 because I have to be able to walk anywhere I want to walk 177 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:45,757 and be how I want to be without my security breached. 178 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,051 I hear you. 179 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,887 I know you can hear me and that worries me 180 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,471 because you're down here, all right? 181 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:54,016 You're seeing things that I don't want you to see. 182 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,267 Not that there's anything that... is there? 183 00:07:55,309 --> 00:07:56,977 There's nothing that... if she wants to see things, 184 00:07:57,019 --> 00:07:58,687 she can see things, but it doesn't make any difference. 185 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,481 All right? I want to be able to walk 186 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:05,444 confidently... in whatever state of mind 187 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,197 and whatever state of undress, knowing 188 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,449 that I'm not gonna be looked at. 189 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,534 Anyway, for the comfort of my family, 190 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,077 just stay out of the yard. 191 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,662 Got it. Thank you. 192 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:16,663 (WHISTLES) That'd be great. 193 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:17,664 ALI: Okay. 194 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,249 I got it. 195 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:22,502 - (SNAPS FINGERS) - Let's go now, all right? 196 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,463 (CAR HORN BLARING) 197 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,007 LEN: Are you guys getting hungry? 198 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,759 - SARAH: Good morning. - Good morning. Hi. 199 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,260 LEN: You guys want some black-and-white cookies? 200 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,595 - Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. - ZACKY: Yeah. 201 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:32,763 Can I get a dozen black-and-whites? 202 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,056 - ZACKY: And potato pancakes. - You know what? 203 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,224 ELLA: Look, there's a gumball machine. 204 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,100 Actually, that's kind of for Hanukkah, 205 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,310 but all right, yeah. You know what, fine. 206 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:39,686 - We'll have some potato pancakes. - ZACKY: Dad, Dad, Dad. 207 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,313 - Do you have any quarters? - And can I get both kinds of lox? 208 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,190 - No, I don't have any quarters. - Oh, I found a quarter. 209 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,566 I don't have quarters. 210 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:45,651 - This is so fun. - Oh, we should get some... 211 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,027 Load them up, dude. 212 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:48,445 Ooh, can I get a whole fish? 213 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:49,780 Guys, look at this fish, guys. 214 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:50,864 - CLERK: Sure. - Come over here, guys. 215 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:51,865 Look at this fish. 216 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:53,784 That'll be fun. Uh... 217 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:55,619 - ZACKY: Wait, it's still got its eye. - LEN: That's a big one. 218 00:08:55,661 --> 00:08:57,579 - Yes, oh, my God, look. Perfect. - It's got its whole head. 219 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,373 ZACKY: It's got its eye, it looks like a black pearl. 220 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,375 - This is like... - Do these people remember us? 221 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,584 We used to have our own standing order. 222 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:03,961 I wonder if they're gonna remember us. 223 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,254 We used to have a standing order here 224 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,464 for, like, uh, years. The Pfeffermans. 225 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,049 Do you know the name? 226 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:13,512 I don't remember. You can pay at the register. 227 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,306 Okay. Well, we did. 228 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,143 ALI: And the children, I swear to God, 229 00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,937 it's like they've got Stockholm syndrome with him 230 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,939 and he says that he's their dad, but they're German; he's not. 231 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,524 - How many are we? - I mean, 232 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,650 you thought they were just gonna, like, 233 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:27,776 - lie down like corpses? - Yeah. 234 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,236 If you're renting somebody else's house, 235 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,405 - it's not your house all of a sudden. - I'm sorry. 236 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,614 No, but you don't understand what I'm saying. 237 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,449 - How many are we? - It's too hard for you to be there. 238 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,993 - Why are you even here? - Hey, how many are we? 239 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,494 - It's one, two, three. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 240 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:40,706 - Hello, hello. - And then we got Sarah, Zacky, Ella. 241 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,126 - (OVERLAPPING GREETINGS) - We have Maura, Bryna, Simon... 242 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:46,044 - LEN: We caught a fish. - Wow, you guys caught got a fish? 243 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,588 How many of us are there that you're gonna have so much food? 244 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,090 Look at this, look at this, look at this beast. 245 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,550 - Wait a minute. - Hold up, hold up. 246 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,302 - We killed him. - Oh, my God, that's enormous. 247 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,053 JOSH: Guys, get that fishy smell off the counter. 248 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,930 SHELLY: Sweetheart, that... wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 249 00:09:56,972 --> 00:09:59,057 - Sweetheart, this is too big. - Open the fish up. 250 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,560 How much... oy-ya-yoy, how much did you pay for all of this? 251 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,228 - It was a thousand dollars. - Oh, stop it. 252 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,522 - No, it had to be at least a hundred. - It was actually 253 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,567 - a thousand real dollars. - Put 'em over there. 254 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,735 MAURA: Sorry we're late. 255 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,194 - SHELLY: I was very close. $104. - ALI: What's that? 256 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,488 SIMON: It's just the rest of Grandma Rose's things. 257 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,491 And I think Mom wanted you to look through it. 258 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,576 ALI: Look at, I remember this. 259 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,369 MAURA: Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Sorry I'm late. 260 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,996 SARAH: Aunt Bryna, you came with Moppa? 261 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,164 That's so great. 262 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,790 - Did you take the 5 or the 101? - Yes, hello. 263 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,043 - So nice to see you. - Nice to see you, too. 264 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,879 ALI: This was Grandma Rose's? 265 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,548 BRYNA: I didn't want to give all this stuff away 266 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,967 - after Grandma passed. - This is so great. 267 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,011 BRYNA: Thought I'd give you chickees a look-see. 268 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,305 - Oh, look at this. This is... - This is good for you. 269 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,556 I remember that. 270 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:41,308 - It's pretty. - ALI: This is kind of... 271 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:42,517 - Look at this. - Look at this. 272 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,144 MAURA: Oh, that's actually, that's... No, no, no. 273 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,021 I mean, I don't think that's gonna fit you, but... 274 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,981 No, I said. I already told him. 275 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,608 SHELLY: Look, this is gonna have moths. 276 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,945 - Oh, my God! This! This! - (SARAH LAUGHS) 277 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,906 - JOSH: All right. - Oh, I loved this. 278 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,991 - Now, that's dope. - She made that. 279 00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,409 JOSH: That is dope right there. 280 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,911 - ALI: Do you remember this? - SARAH: Totally. 281 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,746 - Oh, my God. - ALI: She crocheted this herself. 282 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:03,955 SHELLY: You know how many moths live in there? 283 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,207 JOSH: Is there any chance of bedbugs? 284 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,625 - BRYNA: She always loved you, Ali. - (ELLA SCREAMS) 285 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,919 SHELLY: Ella, stop screaming. 286 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,087 LEN: It's just magic. 287 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,172 SHELLY: So anyway, you're going to Israel. 288 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:13,799 How many hours is that flight? 289 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,175 - 14, 15 hours? - I have no idea. 290 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,510 LEN: I think it's so cool you're teaching again, Maura. 291 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:19,679 Oh, they're great. I love it. I love, you know. 292 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,931 SARAH: What, exactly, are you gonna be doing over there? 293 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,016 - MAURA: In Israel? - SARAH: Yeah. 294 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,559 MAURA: Um, they call it... 295 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,561 - ALI: Keynoting. - MAURA: Keynoting. 296 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,021 And they use it as a verb. 297 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,856 And "Judaism, Cold War, and Gender" 298 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,983 - is the name of my lecture. - Wow. 299 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,860 - Triple threat. - SARAH: Seriously? 300 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,070 - Seriously. - That is so cool. 301 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,321 - It is cool. - SARAH: You guys, 302 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,198 - I think we should raise a glass. - That's really cool. 303 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,367 - Let's raise something. - LEN: Mazels to... 304 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,868 your return to academia. 305 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,538 - Next year in, uh... - And to the motherland. 306 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,915 I would like to go to Israel before I die. 307 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,625 I planted a tree there. 308 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,127 Darling, we all planted trees there. 309 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,628 - No, no. - I think it's a scam. 310 00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:53,171 - No, it's not a scam. - LEN: That is a scam. 311 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,173 It would be, like, a forest by now. 312 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,051 Sarah went, right? You went junior year? 313 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,928 Yeah. My first hand job. 314 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,972 SHELLY: Oh, my God! 315 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,057 (SCREAMING) 316 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,434 (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS) 317 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,477 - JOSH: Let's move into dessert, guys. SHELLY: Oy-ya-yoy, 318 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,770 my squidgy, pudgy boy wants dessert. 319 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,313 - (GOLF BALL STRUCK ON TV) - Oh! 320 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,149 - Everybody still eating? - SHELLY: So, anyway, wait. 321 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,817 So what time is this golf gonna be over? 322 00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,527 SARAH: Len, really? Do we have to? 323 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,903 LEN: Yes, it's Sunday, be quiet. 324 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,697 - I can't hear them whispering. - SARAH: Why, why, why? 325 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,740 LEN: Everyone's talking and I can't hear them whispering. 326 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,076 It doesn't end. That's the beauty of golf. 327 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:25,203 SHELLY: This is so goyishe. 328 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,372 Grown men and their balls. 329 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,332 (LAUGHTER) 330 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,625 MAURA: Are you okay? 331 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,335 - Yeah. - All right? 332 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,045 - Yeah, I'm good. I'm just cozy. - Oh, boy. 333 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,131 Grandma Rose's blanket. 334 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:38,967 - (Ella screams - Guys... can I throw this fish away? 335 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,719 - Please? - SHELLY: Ella, stop screaming. 336 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,721 - LEN: No, no, no, no, no. - JOSH: This is a dead carcass. 337 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,681 LEN: Don't throw it away, I'm not done with it. 338 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,725 SHELLY: Can we just talk about Israel for a minute? 339 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,893 LEN: Oh, here we go. 340 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,811 SHELLY: Simon, what did you do? 341 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,229 They need to get over it already. 342 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,939 They should just call it Israelstine or Pisrael. 343 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,733 SHELLY: I will tell you 344 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:58,195 what the problem with the two-state solution is. 345 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,822 It sounds too much like the Final Solution. 346 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,866 - Oh, he cut off his finger again. - (ELLA SCREAMS) 347 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,243 ALI: Nothing was done to me. 348 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,703 I never lodged a complaint. 349 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,581 - Four other female students did. - done to me. 350 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,999 One of them was an undergrad. 351 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,043 ALI: We were friends. done to me. 352 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,920 - BRYNA: Hello. - (DOOR CLOSES) 353 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,340 SHELLY: Josh, kids, your Aunt Bryna and Uncle Jerry are here. 354 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,926 JERRY: What is going on in here? 355 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,386 - Uncle Jerry! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 356 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,889 You're like a model, Sarah. 357 00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:28,141 - Thank you, thank you. - Oh. (LAUGHS) 358 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,852 JERRY: Wait, is that Ali over there? 359 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,438 - How old are you now? - Ali, come on up here and say hello. 360 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,398 - You're all grown up. - Ali, come in the kitchen. 361 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,108 You look great, you look healthy. 362 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,027 - Why are you being so shy? - Come on up here. 363 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,071 What, are you not proud of yourself, Ali? 364 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,489 - Um, I don't know. - Ali, what is the holdup? 365 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,824 - Come on, give me a hug. - SHELLY: Ali, don't be rude. 366 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,953 - Don't be a brat. - Go ahead, Ali, hug him already. 367 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,412 It's just a hug. 368 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,456 It's not like he wants to smush up against you 369 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,124 - to feel your tits. - Of course not. 370 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,585 - Just go ahead and do it. - Give him a hug! 371 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,712 - I hug my uncle all the time. - I mean, it's a simple embrace. 372 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,464 - There you go. - JERRY: You're blossoming. 373 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,133 - SHELLY: That's my girl. - Yes. 374 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,593 See, it's no big deal. 375 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,720 She's becoming a woman. 376 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,138 BRYNA: Isn't this fun? 377 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,182 SARAH: I honestly think we should do this every week. 378 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,433 LEN: Every week is a lot. 379 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,519 SARAH: No, we could have the standing order at Canter's. 380 00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,396 SHELLY: Oh, I think that's a very good idea. 381 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,566 I'm just saying. You don't have to come every week, but, like... 382 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,277 - the space is here. - MAURA: Does anybody have any Aleve? 383 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,529 I have Tylenol with codeine. 384 00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:24,531 MAURA: No, no codeine. That constipates. 385 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,658 SHELLY: You know, you're absolutely right. 386 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,909 MAURA: Codeine does constipate. 387 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:29,077 SHELLY: Codeine absolutely constipates you. 388 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,495 - Absolutely constipates. - No, it truly does. 389 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,457 JOSH: Oh, yeah. 390 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,501 ALI: Oh, I will not spend another second of my life 391 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,587 listening to Aunt Bryna slurp coffee. 392 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,047 - (LAUGHTER) - (SARAH IMITATES SLURPING) 393 00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,050 What about Mom with the fish bone as the toothpick? 394 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,918 - Why do you want to do this every week? - Disgusting. 395 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,140 What? No, family is gross, but it's important. 396 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,308 God, Aunt Bryna! 397 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:54,603 You guys, she is transformed since Rose died. 398 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,063 - She's so happy. - Yeah. 399 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,482 Well, we'd be transformed if our parents died. 400 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,943 - Really? - Guys, you realize 401 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,361 Mom can't say a sentence without numbers in it? 402 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,654 She's obsessed. 403 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,615 I mean, all Jews are obsessed with numbers. 404 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,116 I just never realized, like, how constant it is, 405 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:11,077 you know what I'm saying? Does she have OCD? 406 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,204 Maybe you should ask her tonight when you two are spooning. 407 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,165 - (LAUGHTER) - JOSH: That's pretty good. 408 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,791 Don't laugh too hard, you guys are next. 409 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,376 - No. Not it. - Not it. 410 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,587 - Said it first. - JOSH: You guys are despicable. 411 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,172 I was worried about her 412 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,049 - after Buzzy left. - Mmm. 413 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,217 By the way, I saw you playing footsies with Len. 414 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,303 - Oh, shut up. - You back on the Len bone? 415 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:32,265 - Actually, yes. Sometimes. - I'm not judging. 416 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,225 It's cute. It's, like, it's easy. 417 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,935 Yeah, it's nice to have a standing order. 418 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,395 - Exactly. - ALI: That's depressing. 419 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,439 - JOSH: Oh, my God. - No, it's not. 420 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,982 It's, like, nice to have comfort. 421 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,984 I don't want, like, my whole life to be driven 422 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,779 by my vaginal impulses; I don't want to be that person. 423 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,281 - Um, you are that person. - Look who's talking. 424 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:49,949 - Look who's talking. - Me? 425 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,660 - Not me. - You guys are worse than I am. 426 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,537 - No way, you're number one. - No, I'm not. 427 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:56,915 Close second. Close second with the vaginal impulses. 428 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,833 - Oh, my God, wait. Whoa, whoa, wait. - JOSH: What? 429 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,168 Here, hold this. 430 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,879 There was actually a sex addicts quiz on BuzzFeed 431 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,006 - and I thought of you both. - Mm. 432 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,925 - All right, let's hear it. - "Are you a sex addict?" 433 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,301 - You ready? - Bring it. 434 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:12,889 Number one, "Do you get high from sex or romance?" 435 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:14,557 - Check. - Bigly. 436 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,226 Check, check. 437 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,727 - Check. - Check. 438 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,187 - Okay, fine, yes, but who doesn't? - Normal. 439 00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,606 - Number two... - Thank you. 440 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,651 Uh, "Have you lost count of your sexual partners?" 441 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,374 Fuck, who was that? 442 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,959 - ALI: This is hard. - Next question. 443 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,377 - Next question. - SARAH: Oh, wait, wait, I'm still... 444 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:43,586 Let's consider that a yes. 445 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,547 - Definitely don't remember names. - JOSH: Moving on. 446 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,382 Three, have your desires driven you to have sex 447 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,676 in places or with people that you would normally not choose? 448 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,136 - (LAUGHS) - Fuck, yeah. 449 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,430 - Ew. - Disgusting people... okay, 450 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,181 - stop with the creepy laugh. - JOSH: Yeah! 451 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,599 ALI: Okay, what's next, what's next? 452 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,268 - I'm grossing myself out. I am... ugh! - That's a yes. 453 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,728 That's a yes, that's three for three. 454 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,229 - Four. Four. - (JOSH WHOOPS) 455 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,232 Do you believe that your happiness depends 456 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:06,234 on having a great sex life? 457 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,085 - Yes. -JOSH: Obvs. 458 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,655 You realize this is a test to determine if you're a sex addict. 459 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,615 All that stuff is normal. 460 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:13,700 Yeah, this is... everybody has this. 461 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:14,951 We were just "yes" on all... okay. 462 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,244 You know what? Whatever. 463 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,871 I dare us all to go to a meeting together, 464 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,122 and then you'll see what's normal. 465 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:22,000 - Fine. - Is it possible we're all sex addicts? 466 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,752 JOSH (LAUGHS): I guess we're gonna find out. 467 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:27,338 - Hmm. - SARAH: We forgot to get high, you guys. 468 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:37,390 (LINE RINGING) 469 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,933 (DOOR BUZZES) 470 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:52,447 ? Like a light inside ? 471 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:58,787 ? Like a holy wine ? 472 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:06,628 ? Love climb to heavens above ? 473 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:10,048 (MOANING) 474 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,218 ? Oh, right now, baby ? 475 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:18,515 ? Give me all of your love. ? 476 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,225 JOSH: Jesus, I can't believe we're actually doing this. 477 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,894 ALI: I know. Oh, my God, you guys, we need fake names. 478 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,355 - SARAH: I'm Donna de Varona. - JOSH: I can be Marge. 479 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,523 (LAUGHTER) 480 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:30,360 - It's like... Oh, my God. - Wow. 481 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,323 - Oh, my God. - Wow. What a fucking cool building. 482 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,453 It's amazing. 483 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,664 (WHISPERING): Holy fuck. 484 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,083 See that chick in the red? 485 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,627 I think she taught at Ella's nursery school. 486 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,379 - So? - Well... 487 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,757 Dirty, dirty. Not approved to work with children. 488 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,259 (LAUGHS QUIETLY) 489 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,595 Hey, calm it down a little bit. 490 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,807 SARAH: I'm gonna go say hi to her. 491 00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,852 Um, hi. I... do you... I, are you...? 492 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,895 I'm sorry, you worked at, uh, East Side JCC? 493 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,772 Yeah. You're, you're Ella's mom. 494 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,898 - (LAUGHS): Yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,316 Otherwise known as Sarah. 496 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,901 - (CHUCKLES) Lila. - Sorry. Li... 497 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,695 - Lila, of course, I knew that. - Yep. Right. 498 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,613 - Just Lila. - BRE: Okay, guys. Let's get started. 499 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,323 - It's nice to see you. - Yeah. 500 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,533 BRE: Hi, everyone. 501 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,118 Welcome. 502 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,036 GARRETT: Hi, I'm Garrett. 503 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,956 I'm recently widowed, and I'm living 504 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,083 in a senior complex right now. 505 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,502 WOMAN: Ugh, when I was young, I was really obsessed 506 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,671 with, uh, Pippi Longstocking. 507 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,966 I realize I really wanted to have sex with her. 508 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,176 Hi, I'm Michael, and I'm a sex and love addict. 509 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,137 Women are coming up to me all the time. 510 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,471 So, pigtails, red hair. 511 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,974 People who own horses are my triggers. 512 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,560 GARRETT: And I don't feel that I should act on these impulses. 513 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,354 These triggers, uh, just set me off 514 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,856 - on seduction trips... - (OVERLAPPING SHARING) 515 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,316 and I follow people. 516 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,526 MICHAEL: I want to talk to you guys about it. 517 00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,820 - WOMAN: I-I can't stop. - MICHAEL: I just need help. 518 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,614 I'm very ashamed. 519 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,199 MICHAEL: So this thing has been bugging me, 520 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,745 like crazy, and I, maybe you guys can help me out with this. 521 00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,664 I'm thinking about my past and about the people I've been with. 522 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,792 And all the sex I had when I was young. 523 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,129 And it was mainly because people wanted to have sex with me. 524 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:16,049 I wasn't even... really wanting it. 525 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:21,012 But I felt... like, obliged to do so. 526 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,514 And it, it wasn't that I didn't know how to say no, 527 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,352 I just, I felt like, like if my... 528 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,770 if my body is responding, 529 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,731 then... 530 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,858 it means yes. 531 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,778 Meaning, the thing that just occurred to me, 532 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,947 which is gonna sound weird, 533 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:43,743 but it feels like a revelation. 534 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,498 That maybe an erection is not consent. 535 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,458 JOSH: That's brilliant, what you just said right there. 536 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,961 - BRE: Um, no cross-talk. - You said an erection is not consent. 537 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,796 That's, that's cross-talk. We don't do that here. 538 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,547 - JOSH: I'm sorry, my bad. - Totally cool. 539 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,591 - Sorry. Yeah, okay. - It's cool. 540 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,385 - My bad. - Thank you for listening, guys. 541 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,221 - BRE: Thank you for sharing. - Thank you, Michael. 542 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,889 BRE: If no one else wants to go, 543 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,016 we'll conclude with a serenity prayer. 544 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,606 Okay? Ready? 545 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,109 ALL: God, 546 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:20,321 grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, 547 00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,492 the courage to change the things I can, 548 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:28,454 and the wisdom to know the difference. 549 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:31,165 (CRICKETS CHIRPING, DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 550 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,252 (GIRL SHRIEKS) 551 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,922 - (THUMPING, INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (SIGHS) 552 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:39,424 I'm completely over this day. 553 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,217 (EXCITED CHATTER) 554 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,178 It went faster than you. 555 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,015 (THUMPING, CHATTER CONTINUES) 556 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,684 ? Ha, ha, ha... ? 557 00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,311 - Nein! - (SCREAMS) 558 00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:56,733 (SHOUTING) 559 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:01,612 (THUMPING CONTINUES) 560 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,958 ? 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