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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,992 --> 00:00:10,234 Oh, oh, oh, I'm comin' down 2 00:00:10,235 --> 00:00:15,240 With a bad case of you 3 00:00:15,241 --> 00:00:17,962 Please help me, darlin' 4 00:00:17,963 --> 00:00:19,884 - You know what? - Oh, crazy. 5 00:00:19,885 --> 00:00:22,726 - And then he... yesterday? - Yeah? 6 00:00:22,727 --> 00:00:24,448 He takes me on a hike. 7 00:00:24,449 --> 00:00:25,569 Where, like in the woods? 8 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,010 - Yeah. - Oh, no. Nuh-uh. 9 00:00:27,011 --> 00:00:28,931 Why would anyone choose to go hiking in the woods? 10 00:00:28,932 --> 00:00:30,613 Uch, there's rapists out there, 11 00:00:30,614 --> 00:00:32,054 and worse... no, no, no, no, worse, 12 00:00:32,055 --> 00:00:33,936 coyotes and I don't know, bear shit. 13 00:00:33,937 --> 00:00:35,658 Well, it was his idea. 14 00:00:35,659 --> 00:00:36,739 You know, he's always coming up 15 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:38,220 with these little adventures. 16 00:00:38,221 --> 00:00:39,821 I mean, it's so cute. 17 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:42,063 Yeah, yeah. He'd better be cute 18 00:00:42,064 --> 00:00:43,504 if he's going to steal you away from me. 19 00:00:43,505 --> 00:00:45,506 Oh, (SCOFF). Oh. Oh, here he is. 20 00:00:45,507 --> 00:00:47,228 I can't wait. You're going to love him. 21 00:00:47,229 --> 00:00:48,949 - Mm-hmm. I'm sure. - Hey. Hi. 22 00:00:48,950 --> 00:00:50,952 Hi. 23 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,914 Sorry to keep you waiting. 24 00:00:53,915 --> 00:00:56,357 Morton Pfefferman, Shelly Lipkin. 25 00:00:56,358 --> 00:00:57,717 Mort. 26 00:00:57,718 --> 00:00:59,720 Shelly. 27 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,082 Wow. Here I was beginning to think 28 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:05,724 you were entirely imaginary. 29 00:01:05,725 --> 00:01:07,046 - (CHUCKLE) - Yeah. 30 00:01:07,047 --> 00:01:09,610 Well, here I am. 31 00:01:11,251 --> 00:01:13,492 That's a... That's a hell of a dress, Deb. 32 00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:16,134 Oh, Shelly picked it out. She's got a good eye. 33 00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:17,535 - Yeah? - I do. 34 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,017 I do have a great left eye. 35 00:01:19,018 --> 00:01:20,297 Really strong left eye. 36 00:01:20,298 --> 00:01:21,418 It's good. 37 00:01:21,419 --> 00:01:22,619 (MUSIC GETS LOUDER) 38 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:24,622 (CHATTER) 39 00:01:26,864 --> 00:01:28,545 (NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE) 40 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,306 They tell me 41 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:34,391 I'm comin' down 42 00:01:34,392 --> 00:01:38,794 With a bad case of you 43 00:01:38,795 --> 00:01:42,838 Please help me, darlin' 44 00:01:42,839 --> 00:01:46,161 Say you love me, too 45 00:01:46,162 --> 00:01:51,240 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 46 00:01:54,735 --> 00:01:56,656 They tell me 47 00:01:56,657 --> 00:02:00,419 I'm comin' down 48 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:04,863 With a bad case of you 49 00:02:04,864 --> 00:02:08,986 Please help me, darlin' 50 00:02:08,987 --> 00:02:12,510 Say you love me, too 51 00:02:32,769 --> 00:02:34,049 (BASEBALL BAT HITS BALL) 52 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,850 (FAINT BASEBALL GAME NOISES) 53 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:38,213 MAN: Wake up, Mort! 54 00:02:38,214 --> 00:02:41,936 - Young man, wake up! - Mort, get the ball! 55 00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:44,058 - (APPLAUSE) - What are you doing? Get up! 56 00:02:44,059 --> 00:02:46,380 Right there next to you, the ball! 57 00:02:46,381 --> 00:02:49,863 Get the ball! Mort! What is wrong with you? 58 00:02:49,864 --> 00:02:51,505 ANNOUNCER: That's another run for Pasadena! 59 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:54,307 Get in here! Hit the bench, Mort! 60 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,668 Way to go! 61 00:02:55,669 --> 00:02:56,989 I can't believe 62 00:02:56,990 --> 00:02:59,071 that faigele is my grandson. 63 00:02:59,072 --> 00:03:00,593 MAN: How are we doing? 64 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:01,874 You were fast asleep out there. 65 00:03:01,875 --> 00:03:02,915 Sit down! 66 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:04,116 Hit another one. 67 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,518 - WOMAN: Come on now. - Jerry. 68 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,159 Jerry, get your mitt! You're in. 69 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,722 MAN: All right, Jerry, let's get some runs out there! 70 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:13,925 All right now. Okay, okay! 71 00:03:13,926 --> 00:03:16,167 Look alive! Look alive! 72 00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:18,209 WOMAN: What's going on today? 73 00:03:25,816 --> 00:03:27,577 - Home. - All right, all right! 74 00:03:27,578 --> 00:03:30,339 Don't look at Bryna. Your sister can't help you. 75 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,823 Hey, Jerry, you all right there? 76 00:03:35,224 --> 00:03:37,346 Try second. Second! 77 00:04:18,583 --> 00:04:20,785 (VOICES ON TV) 78 00:04:33,397 --> 00:04:35,558 Hey, your mother is going to be back from work soon. 79 00:04:35,559 --> 00:04:37,640 You'd better have your homework done, you know. 80 00:04:37,641 --> 00:04:38,961 (DOOR CLOSES) 81 00:04:38,962 --> 00:04:40,202 For a little respect around here. 82 00:04:40,203 --> 00:04:41,843 A nice warm meal... 83 00:04:41,844 --> 00:04:47,608 Don't start collecting things 84 00:04:47,609 --> 00:04:52,534 Give me my rose and my glove 85 00:04:54,055 --> 00:04:57,097 Sweetheart 86 00:04:57,098 --> 00:05:00,700 They're suspecting things 87 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:05,826 People will say we're in love 88 00:05:08,027 --> 00:05:10,229 Wonderful, Shelly. Wonderful. 89 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:12,871 Uh, brass section instruments, please. 90 00:05:12,872 --> 00:05:13,952 Hold on. 91 00:05:13,953 --> 00:05:16,394 You're very natural. 92 00:05:16,395 --> 00:05:18,516 There's still room for improvement, though. 93 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,118 Why don't you come by after school? 94 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:22,120 We'll work on it. 95 00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,123 Good. 96 00:05:28,567 --> 00:05:30,967 Okay, brass section. 97 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:33,089 Somebody likes you. 98 00:05:33,090 --> 00:05:35,893 - Have we been practicing? - (BELL RINGS) 99 00:05:45,421 --> 00:05:48,543 Okay, Shelly, see you at rehearsal for the play. 100 00:05:48,544 --> 00:05:50,225 It took you long enough. 101 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,147 What were you doing? 102 00:05:52,148 --> 00:05:54,228 I never even heard you singing. 103 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,230 Did you sing? 104 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,993 If you did, what did you sing? 105 00:05:58,994 --> 00:06:00,754 WOMAN: We've tried everything. 106 00:06:00,755 --> 00:06:02,156 We've brought her to the rabbi. 107 00:06:02,157 --> 00:06:03,877 We've seen a psychologist. 108 00:06:03,878 --> 00:06:05,358 I made cheese omelets, 109 00:06:05,359 --> 00:06:07,240 her favorite since I can remember. 110 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,962 Nothing. She was fine, then all of a sudden she... 111 00:06:09,963 --> 00:06:11,884 She quit the play, and she stopped eating. 112 00:06:11,885 --> 00:06:14,368 Why won't you eat? 113 00:06:17,850 --> 00:06:20,211 (SIGH) It's been weeks at this. 114 00:06:20,212 --> 00:06:21,693 Shelly, I want to help you, 115 00:06:21,694 --> 00:06:23,654 so I'm going to ask you a series of questions, 116 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:26,018 and you can just answer yes or no. How about that? 117 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:30,621 Are you having trouble falling asleep at night? 118 00:06:30,622 --> 00:06:32,624 Are there nightmares you want to tell me about? 119 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,429 Have you ever taken reefer or any other drugs? 120 00:06:40,430 --> 00:06:42,551 Are you afraid you're going to be a disappointment 121 00:06:42,552 --> 00:06:44,554 or that you might let your family down? 122 00:06:46,195 --> 00:06:48,197 God damn it, Shelly, answer the doctor. 123 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,681 Well, I'm going to give her a Miltown prescription. 124 00:06:53,682 --> 00:06:56,044 - MOTHER: What for? - Anxiety. 125 00:06:56,045 --> 00:06:57,805 Eventually, she's going to get hungry enough, 126 00:06:57,806 --> 00:06:59,326 and she'll eat. 127 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:01,048 Do you know how lucky you are 128 00:07:01,049 --> 00:07:03,851 to have what you do after what we've been through? 129 00:07:03,852 --> 00:07:05,853 We came here to get away from starving. 130 00:07:05,854 --> 00:07:07,694 And to choose not to eat? 131 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,697 It's not the Holocaust. 132 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,700 Do you want a barren womb? 133 00:07:14,982 --> 00:07:16,984 (BELLS) 134 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:25,350 JONI JAMES: Ask me how do I feel 135 00:07:25,351 --> 00:07:29,835 Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging 136 00:07:31,556 --> 00:07:33,878 Well, sir, all I can say 137 00:07:33,879 --> 00:07:39,882 Is if I were a bell, I'd be ringing 138 00:07:39,883 --> 00:07:43,967 From the moment we kissed tonight 139 00:07:43,968 --> 00:07:47,650 That's the way I've just got to behave 140 00:07:47,651 --> 00:07:50,372 - Boy, if I were a... - Rose. 141 00:07:50,373 --> 00:07:52,294 You hear that? 142 00:07:52,295 --> 00:07:53,375 Yes, I do. 143 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:54,657 So where are you going? 144 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:55,857 Inside. I'm exhausted. I'm gonna lie down. 145 00:07:55,858 --> 00:07:57,299 You know what he's doing down there. 146 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,781 So what? Can't anyone be happy? 147 00:07:59,782 --> 00:08:01,784 It brings down God's judgment. 148 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:05,186 Go talk some sense into that boy 149 00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:07,189 before it's too late. 150 00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:10,872 If you don't, I will. 151 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:15,354 And if I were a watch 152 00:08:15,355 --> 00:08:21,400 I'd start popping my spring 153 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,442 Or if I were a bell 154 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:27,887 I'd go ding-dong ding-dong ding 155 00:08:29,649 --> 00:08:31,729 Ask me how do I feel 156 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:36,455 From this chemistry lesson I'm learning 157 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:40,136 Well, sir, all I can say 158 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:46,143 Is if I were a bridge, I'd be burning 159 00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:49,826 Yes, I knew my morale would crack 160 00:08:54,031 --> 00:08:56,711 Morty, we talked about this. 161 00:08:56,712 --> 00:08:58,714 Huh? 162 00:09:01,317 --> 00:09:02,677 Get dressed. 163 00:09:02,678 --> 00:09:04,119 You have to get upstairs 164 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,800 before your zayde comes home. 165 00:09:05,801 --> 00:09:08,202 Listen to me. He can never ever know about this. 166 00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:10,365 Understand? Understand? 167 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,209 You're a very pretty dancer. 168 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:21,215 Your tante Gittel gave me this ring. 169 00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:25,538 Is Gittel Gershon's wife? 170 00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:30,422 Get dressed. 171 00:09:30,423 --> 00:09:32,425 Quickly. 172 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:48,359 (CHATTER ON TV) 173 00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:55,204 - MAN: You ready? - WOMAN: Yes. 174 00:09:55,205 --> 00:09:57,086 Have you lived in the South? You have... 175 00:09:57,087 --> 00:09:58,808 - Yes, I have. - Well, I thought 176 00:09:58,809 --> 00:10:00,569 there was a little Southern dialect leaking through. 177 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,572 I assume this is rigged, right? 178 00:10:04,853 --> 00:10:06,574 Without question. 179 00:10:06,575 --> 00:10:08,256 What do you want if you're Queen For a Day, Carol? 180 00:10:08,257 --> 00:10:11,179 Education aid and a collie dog for my older son. 181 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:14,461 Yeah? Your older son? Well, now... 182 00:10:14,462 --> 00:10:16,504 - Where are you going? - Out. 183 00:10:16,505 --> 00:10:17,745 - Where? - Where? 184 00:10:17,746 --> 00:10:19,026 Good night. 185 00:10:19,027 --> 00:10:21,028 Where? 186 00:10:21,389 --> 00:10:24,070 Sneaking in, sneaking out. 187 00:10:24,071 --> 00:10:26,073 Never home. 188 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:28,914 Where is she going anyway? 189 00:10:28,915 --> 00:10:32,278 To Tom's or Joe's or Saul's. 190 00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:33,799 She's gone all the time. 191 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,482 Expects us to fix her meshuggeneh kid. 192 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,729 You like the meat loaf? I made it with... 193 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,450 cornflakes. 194 00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:49,493 It's as filling as meat, though, right? 195 00:10:49,494 --> 00:10:52,416 Mm-hmm. It's good. 196 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,937 I never should have left you. 197 00:10:53,938 --> 00:10:55,698 Ha. You came back. 198 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:57,019 You were the better woman. 199 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,942 Yeah, yeah. She left you. 200 00:10:59,943 --> 00:11:01,904 Bryna. 201 00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,906 Yeah? 202 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:10,552 Do you think I'm weird? 203 00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:13,915 No. 204 00:11:47,986 --> 00:11:49,186 MAN ON RADIO: There is no doubt... 205 00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:50,348 And I thought of everything. 206 00:11:50,349 --> 00:11:52,870 We got, um, candlesticks, 207 00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:55,192 matches, cartons of cigarettes. 208 00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,394 Oh, that's wonderful. I... I worried about 209 00:11:57,395 --> 00:11:59,356 what I was going to do in the apocalypse. 210 00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:01,157 Uh-huh. Well, 211 00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:03,959 earthly pleasures will keep us sane, Yetta. 212 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,521 Will we have chocolate? 213 00:12:05,522 --> 00:12:08,764 Chocolate? We got what, 60 bars of chocolate. 214 00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:11,807 And we've got nine jars of pickles, 215 00:12:11,808 --> 00:12:14,009 uh, three dozen cans of tuna. 216 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,410 Your zayde thought of everything. 217 00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:16,611 Don't you worry. 218 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,372 It'll all be taken care of. 219 00:12:18,373 --> 00:12:21,375 If we each eat one bar of chocolate a week, 220 00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:23,898 then we'll have enough chocolate to last us 12 weeks. 221 00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,499 That's right. That's right. 222 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,300 Look at this kid. he's a real Einstein. 223 00:12:27,301 --> 00:12:29,143 Oi, oi, oi, oi. 224 00:12:29,144 --> 00:12:31,585 12 weeks down there. The thought makes me cuckoo. 225 00:12:31,586 --> 00:12:33,346 Oh, but we'll all be together. 226 00:12:33,347 --> 00:12:35,707 And we're all going to be safe. 227 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,109 (SIGH) 228 00:12:37,110 --> 00:12:39,112 What a guy. 229 00:12:42,635 --> 00:12:44,395 I'm still your father. 230 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:45,557 - BRYNA: Zayde. - Hmm? 231 00:12:45,558 --> 00:12:47,559 I want to try a math problem. 232 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,281 - I want to do one. - Okay. Okay, okay, Bryna. 233 00:12:50,282 --> 00:12:52,684 How many cans of soup do we need for six months... 234 00:12:54,085 --> 00:12:56,847 if we all share two cans a day? 235 00:12:56,848 --> 00:12:59,849 Um, how many months? 236 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,771 Does Mom have a bunker at work? 237 00:13:01,772 --> 00:13:03,092 I'm not sure. 238 00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:04,293 - Hey! - If she doesn't, 239 00:13:04,294 --> 00:13:06,496 won't she get nuclear exploded on? 240 00:13:06,497 --> 00:13:09,059 No. She gets under her desk. That's second best. 241 00:13:10,179 --> 00:13:12,221 Sure, sure, but if you... 242 00:13:12,222 --> 00:13:14,823 if you see a bunker, you run there. 243 00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,265 You don't want your eyeballs melting 244 00:13:16,266 --> 00:13:17,665 straight out of their sockets. 245 00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,587 Can eyeballs really melt? 246 00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:21,950 I don't want Mom's eyeballs to melt. 247 00:13:21,951 --> 00:13:23,070 That's not going to happen. 248 00:13:23,071 --> 00:13:24,431 If anything, you know, 249 00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,394 she'll turn into a three-headed monster. 250 00:13:26,395 --> 00:13:28,796 What if Mom doesn't make it to the bunker in time? 251 00:13:28,797 --> 00:13:30,437 Sweetie, eventually, 252 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:33,199 we will all be together in Olam HaBa'a. 253 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,362 - Not to worry. - Heaven sounds like more fun. 254 00:13:36,363 --> 00:13:38,044 - The kids at school said... - ZAYDE: Yeah? 255 00:13:38,045 --> 00:13:39,685 That the roads are paved with gold 256 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,327 and you can walk on marshmallow clouds. 257 00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,928 - Hmm. - Oh, yeah? Convert. 258 00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:45,450 Go eat a Waldorf salad. Go to goyische heaven. 259 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:47,453 (ZAYDE LAUGHS) 260 00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,977 (EASY LISTENING) 261 00:14:00,625 --> 00:14:03,827 SARAH VAUGHN: Ooh-ooh 262 00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:06,310 Make yourself comfortable 263 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:09,792 Ooh-ooh 264 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,275 Make yourself comfortable 265 00:14:12,276 --> 00:14:15,598 Ooh-ooh 266 00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:19,882 Make yourself comfortable, baby 267 00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:29,971 I've got some records here to put you in the mood 268 00:14:29,972 --> 00:14:33,333 The phone is off the hook, so no one can intrude 269 00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,895 Did you lock the door? Ooh 270 00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:37,538 I feel romantic 271 00:14:37,539 --> 00:14:42,983 And the record changes automatic, baby 272 00:14:44,504 --> 00:14:46,345 Sweetheart 273 00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:49,788 We've hurried through our dinner 274 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:52,670 Hurried through the dance 275 00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:56,195 (CIVIL DEFENSE SIREN) 276 00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:06,844 Yetta! 277 00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:09,407 Yetta! 278 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:11,687 Rose? 279 00:15:11,688 --> 00:15:13,209 Get up, get up. 280 00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,730 In the bunker. Let's go. 281 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:16,051 It's just a drill. 282 00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:17,933 You don't know that. Get up. Come on. 283 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:19,335 Okay, everybody. 284 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,937 Yetta, Yetta, come on. In the bunker now. 285 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,218 We don't need everything. 286 00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:24,539 Let's go. We're not fleeing Egypt. 287 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,060 Where is Mort? 288 00:15:26,061 --> 00:15:27,462 Out you go, out you go. 289 00:15:27,463 --> 00:15:28,943 Move it, move it, move it, move it. 290 00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:30,144 Where is he? 291 00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:31,666 - He's here? - (SIREN BLARES) 292 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,387 - What is he... - Stop it! 293 00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:34,789 All right, all right, all right, all right. 294 00:15:34,790 --> 00:15:37,070 Get in there. Turn around. 295 00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,752 Get in. Go. Keep going. 296 00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:40,755 Go. Keep going. 297 00:15:44,479 --> 00:15:47,039 - Shh. - Why are you wearing Mom's nightie? 298 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,241 - YETTA: I'm going. - ZAYDE: Keep going. 299 00:15:48,242 --> 00:15:49,242 I'm going. 300 00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:50,963 I want you to hurry up. 301 00:15:50,964 --> 00:15:52,805 Go, go. You know what you're... 302 00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:54,807 You don't hear the siren? Stand up. 303 00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:56,568 ZAYDE: Why are you blocking the ladder? 304 00:15:56,569 --> 00:15:58,250 Hurry up. You want... 305 00:15:58,251 --> 00:15:59,851 - ZAYDE: Keep going. - Oh, Mort. 306 00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:01,612 - Okay. Come on. - Can't get his pants up. 307 00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:03,094 Why are you blocking the ladder? 308 00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:04,575 Nobody's blocking. 309 00:16:04,576 --> 00:16:06,017 ROSE: Come on. Pull your pants up. 310 00:16:06,018 --> 00:16:08,019 Turn it. Turn it. 311 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,782 - You need help? - There we go. 312 00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,587 What the fuck is wrong with you, Mort? 313 00:16:17,588 --> 00:16:19,428 - Mom said it was okay. - Shh. 314 00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:21,430 What, you let your little faigele wear a dress? 315 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,952 Stop yelling, okay? It's not her fault. 316 00:16:23,953 --> 00:16:25,914 Oh, for God's sake. I don't let him go to school like this. 317 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,835 He's down here. He's playing. It's nothing. 318 00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:29,598 Oh, he's playing? What kind... What is he playing at? 319 00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:32,279 What is this? He needs to see a doctor. 320 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,923 And this... Is this... Hey, is this yours, too? 321 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:38,366 What the hell is all this, huh? 322 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:39,526 - What is this? - YETTA: All right. 323 00:16:39,527 --> 00:16:40,608 This necklace. 324 00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,249 I... I bought you these pearls. 325 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,811 I know. give it to me. Enough with the yelling. 326 00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:46,573 You want to get thrown in the loony bin? 327 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:49,295 All the Boymelgreen men, they want to be women. 328 00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,457 This... This family is cursed is what. 329 00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,260 It's not a curse on our family. This is our family. 330 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:55,821 Family? Oh, family? 331 00:16:55,822 --> 00:16:57,903 You don't know anything about being in a family. 332 00:16:57,904 --> 00:17:01,226 You're gone all night. You sleep all day. 333 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:04,228 This is my house. It's my rules. 334 00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:06,991 You don't pay for shit, my child. 335 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,473 You do nothing, you get to say nothing. 336 00:17:09,474 --> 00:17:12,195 This... This is all your fault. 337 00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,358 You want him to end up like Gershon? 338 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:15,519 - YETTA: Haim! - Do you? 339 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,759 - Haim! - Morty, come here. 340 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:18,481 - Come to me. Look at me. - Ow! 341 00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,043 Come here. It's okay. Sweetheart, come here. 342 00:17:20,044 --> 00:17:21,364 - Help me. - Leave him alone. 343 00:17:21,365 --> 00:17:22,846 - Leave the boy alone. - Mom! 344 00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:24,167 Come here. You want to know 345 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,447 what happened to your uncle Gershon? 346 00:17:25,448 --> 00:17:26,648 - Do you? - Haim! Stop that. 347 00:17:26,649 --> 00:17:28,490 You're being a schmuck! Stop that! 348 00:17:28,491 --> 00:17:30,172 He burned to death in the oven. 349 00:17:30,173 --> 00:17:31,893 - Oh, you... - You want to know why? 350 00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:34,215 Because your mother and your grandmother 351 00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:36,217 let him run around in a skirt! 352 00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:38,299 He only does it when he's alone. 353 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,781 It's just it makes him happy. It's nothing. 354 00:17:40,782 --> 00:17:41,942 (MORT CRYING) 355 00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:43,945 Is Gershon happy? 356 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,749 You make him stop this, 357 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,991 or you get out of my house! 358 00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,558 It's the sirens, you know. They make him crazy. 359 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,762 They make him crazy. 360 00:18:03,843 --> 00:18:05,845 Watch your head. 361 00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:11,169 You do what your zayde says, okay? 362 00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,371 (SNIFFLING) I will. I promise. 363 00:18:14,372 --> 00:18:17,054 Don't listen to him. Please don't leave. 364 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,096 Okay. You put your clothes on now, okay? 365 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,099 Go get dressed. 366 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,097 (FOOTSTEPS) 367 00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,622 Mom? 368 00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:25,595 - BOY: Tommy, throw it! - Okay, let's go! 369 00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:27,678 (CHATTER) 370 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:34,963 Red Rover, Red Rover, send Mary right over! 371 00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:37,166 (SHOUTING) 372 00:19:38,768 --> 00:19:44,332 Red Rover, Red Rover, send Diane right over! 373 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,335 (SCREAMING) 374 00:19:47,256 --> 00:19:49,176 Stop! 375 00:19:49,177 --> 00:19:51,338 - Let's play it again. - Yeah. 376 00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:52,580 Yeah, let's play again. 377 00:19:52,581 --> 00:19:54,060 Come on, let's play it again. Yay! 378 00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:57,183 Hey, wait. I didn't get my chance to cross over. 379 00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:58,985 The boys are over there. 380 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:01,507 Red Rover is for girls only. 381 00:20:01,508 --> 00:20:03,510 (GIRLS LAUGH) 382 00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:08,114 Bryna? 383 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:14,279 You're a boy, Mort, 384 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,242 no matter how many of Mom's dresses you wear. 385 00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:19,244 (GIGGLING) 386 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,812 Aah! 387 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:39,022 (PANTING) 388 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:08,208 (BELL RINGS) 389 00:21:17,336 --> 00:21:19,338 (CHATTER) 390 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:22,219 Ow! 391 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,581 - What happened? - Are you okay? 392 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,104 - Bryna, are you okay? - (BRYAN CRYING) 393 00:21:26,105 --> 00:21:28,105 Go get help! 394 00:21:37,715 --> 00:21:39,716 (ROCK GUITAR) 395 00:21:52,007 --> 00:21:55,369 Velvet Underground and Nico: There she goes again 396 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:57,732 She's out on the streets again 397 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,413 There she goes 398 00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,896 She's down on her knees, my friend 399 00:22:01,897 --> 00:22:03,497 - There she goes - But you know 400 00:22:03,498 --> 00:22:05,458 She'll never ask you please again 401 00:22:05,459 --> 00:22:07,901 There she goes 402 00:22:07,902 --> 00:22:09,542 Now take a look 403 00:22:09,543 --> 00:22:12,384 There's no tears in her eyes 404 00:22:12,385 --> 00:22:14,747 She won't take it from just any guy 405 00:22:14,748 --> 00:22:17,829 - What can you do? - There she goes 406 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,151 You see her walkin' on down the street 407 00:22:20,152 --> 00:22:21,753 There she goes 408 00:22:21,754 --> 00:22:22,954 Lookin' at all your friends 409 00:22:22,955 --> 00:22:24,275 That she's gonna meet 410 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,077 There she goes 411 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,478 You better hit her 412 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,480 Thank you, hon, for believing in me. 413 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:31,642 I never would have done any of this without you. 414 00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,645 Oh, well, it's all wonderful, my dear. 415 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,647 What's your favorite one? 416 00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:39,168 Oh, it's rare for me 417 00:22:39,169 --> 00:22:41,931 to be inspired by an individual piece, 418 00:22:41,932 --> 00:22:43,773 but I... 419 00:22:43,774 --> 00:22:46,735 I absolutely love the frames. 420 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,297 (SPUTTER) Ridiculous. 421 00:22:48,298 --> 00:22:49,938 Go, go. Receiveth your people. 422 00:22:49,939 --> 00:22:50,979 Should I say something? 423 00:22:50,980 --> 00:22:52,341 Uh, okay. 424 00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:55,263 Uh, I have a few words for everyone. 425 00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:57,945 Hi. Hi. Thank you guys for coming. 426 00:22:57,946 --> 00:23:00,707 Um, I'm just gonna say a few things. 427 00:23:00,708 --> 00:23:03,230 Um, having an opening like this 428 00:23:03,231 --> 00:23:05,752 has always been a dream of mine, 429 00:23:05,753 --> 00:23:07,474 and it's wonderful 430 00:23:07,475 --> 00:23:10,196 to have so many loved ones witness its birth. 431 00:23:10,197 --> 00:23:12,438 So thank you. 432 00:23:12,439 --> 00:23:15,081 Uh, I think my journey all started 433 00:23:15,082 --> 00:23:17,883 when I was a kid with crayons, right? 434 00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:20,686 I just remember sitting, watching TV, 435 00:23:20,687 --> 00:23:22,247 and my mom gave me crayons 436 00:23:22,248 --> 00:23:23,848 because I could never focus on the TV, 437 00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,451 and I remember I couldn't stop. 438 00:23:26,452 --> 00:23:29,254 And I would play with crayons. 439 00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:32,856 But the way my mom and my daddy would talk about it, 440 00:23:32,857 --> 00:23:35,419 it's like that was me kind of finding 441 00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:36,980 what I needed to do. 442 00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:38,782 And I got older. 443 00:23:38,783 --> 00:23:41,184 I remember doing ceramics and pottery, 444 00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:43,987 and it was a school thing, and it was good. 445 00:23:43,988 --> 00:23:45,988 - It was good, but it... - What are you doing? 446 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,230 But it wasn't it. 447 00:23:47,231 --> 00:23:49,232 Follow me. 448 00:23:50,753 --> 00:23:53,155 But wait for 180 seconds. 449 00:23:53,156 --> 00:23:57,439 My voice. Acrylic is really my media now. 450 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,682 Um, and it was a journey to get there. 451 00:24:00,683 --> 00:24:02,643 And when you look at each piece... 452 00:24:02,644 --> 00:24:04,525 - 1... - it's not just one... 453 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:07,048 - 2, 3... - I think when you put a collection together, 454 00:24:07,049 --> 00:24:09,411 - 4, 5, 6... - it really is a meditation. 455 00:24:18,218 --> 00:24:19,458 (SHELLY GIGGLING) 456 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,461 (APPLAUSE) 457 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,503 That ring should be on your finger. 458 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,145 What? No. No, no, no. 459 00:24:26,146 --> 00:24:27,706 I want a pretty ring, Morton, 460 00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:29,547 not that facacteh thing. 461 00:24:29,548 --> 00:24:30,709 I don't... 462 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:33,071 What are we gonna do? 463 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:35,074 I don't know. 464 00:24:36,155 --> 00:24:38,235 Hmm. I just... 465 00:24:38,236 --> 00:24:39,637 I just need some time. 466 00:24:39,638 --> 00:24:43,440 I just need some time to figure some stuff out. 467 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,562 Okay. 468 00:24:45,563 --> 00:24:47,564 But until then... 469 00:24:50,487 --> 00:24:52,489 can you keep a secret? 470 00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:57,333 Can you? 471 00:24:57,694 --> 00:24:59,585 (ROCK GUITAR) 472 00:25:01,264 --> 00:25:06,924 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 473 00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:14,188 There she goes again 474 00:25:14,189 --> 00:25:15,909 There she goes 475 00:25:15,910 --> 00:25:17,911 She's knocked out on her feet again 476 00:25:17,912 --> 00:25:19,833 There she goes 477 00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,955 She's down on her knees, my friend 478 00:25:21,956 --> 00:25:23,636 - There she goes - But you know 479 00:25:23,637 --> 00:25:25,718 She'll never ask you please again 480 00:25:25,719 --> 00:25:28,040 There she goes 481 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,681 - Ooh - Now take a look 482 00:25:29,682 --> 00:25:32,404 There's no tears in her eyes 483 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:35,207 Like a bird, you know she will fly 484 00:25:35,208 --> 00:25:37,929 - What can you do? - There she goes 485 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,171 You see her walkin' on down the street 486 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,612 There she goes 487 00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:43,014 Look at all your friends 488 00:25:43,015 --> 00:25:44,215 That you're gonna meet 489 00:25:44,216 --> 00:25:46,176 There she goes 490 00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,179 You better hit her 491 00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:52,779 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34676

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