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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,313 --> 00:00:20,515 Josh. 2 00:00:20,595 --> 00:00:22,717 Hey, Colton. 3 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,852 You good? 4 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:31,243 - Yeah. How are you? - Uh, good. 5 00:00:31,244 --> 00:00:34,607 Come on in. Can't believe you drove all the way out here just to see me. 6 00:00:34,608 --> 00:00:37,049 Can I get you a drink, or did you wanna see the... 7 00:00:37,050 --> 00:00:39,491 - Um, I'm okay. - Sure, sure. 8 00:00:39,492 --> 00:00:41,933 Living room, dining room. 9 00:00:41,934 --> 00:00:44,050 Uh, show you the kitchen real quick. 10 00:00:44,051 --> 00:00:46,291 Blossie's a great cook. 11 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:48,054 This is where I do most of my cooking. 12 00:00:48,055 --> 00:00:49,654 - (CHUCKLES) - In the microwave. 13 00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:52,457 Um, this is where we eat breakfast every morning. 14 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:54,899 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 15 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:58,662 Was Fussypuss touring? Told all my friends about them. 16 00:00:58,663 --> 00:00:59,863 - Oh, you did? - Yeah. 17 00:00:59,864 --> 00:01:02,507 - That's cool. - Yeah. 18 00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:04,708 - Thanks, man. - I'm gonna get you some water. 19 00:01:04,709 --> 00:01:06,950 So I have something I need to tell you. 20 00:01:06,951 --> 00:01:08,351 Okay. 21 00:01:08,352 --> 00:01:10,072 - Um... - (WATER RUNNING) 22 00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:12,875 - And I, um... - Hey, Josh. 23 00:01:12,876 --> 00:01:16,078 Don't worry about me holding a grudge or anything like that. 24 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:18,640 You know, I... I prayed a lot, 25 00:01:18,641 --> 00:01:21,763 and I worked through a lot of feelings when I got back... 26 00:01:21,764 --> 00:01:25,487 everything that happened, you know, with me and you 27 00:01:25,488 --> 00:01:29,089 and Rabbi Raquel and... and Rita, you know? 28 00:01:29,090 --> 00:01:31,092 Rita died. 29 00:01:49,673 --> 00:01:53,890 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 30 00:02:20,987 --> 00:02:23,948 MAURA: God, this place, it depresses me. 31 00:02:23,949 --> 00:02:25,230 VICKI: It's a good thing you're doing. 32 00:02:25,231 --> 00:02:26,751 You have to show up for people. 33 00:02:26,752 --> 00:02:29,834 Yes, well, I've not always done that, 34 00:02:29,835 --> 00:02:33,036 as Bryna will tell you, repeatedly. 35 00:02:33,037 --> 00:02:36,039 Well, if you're very good, you can buy me a drink later. 36 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,642 Oh, I'll buy you many drinks. 37 00:02:38,643 --> 00:02:41,084 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (GAME BEEPING) 38 00:02:41,085 --> 00:02:43,647 - (KNOCKING CONTINUES) - Come in. 39 00:02:46,489 --> 00:02:47,570 Hi, Bry. 40 00:02:47,571 --> 00:02:49,573 (GAME BEEPING) 41 00:02:55,938 --> 00:02:59,300 - How is she? - They just moved her in here this morning. 42 00:02:59,301 --> 00:03:01,702 - She's been sleeping. - All right. 43 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:04,105 - Oh, um... - Hi, I'm Vicki. 44 00:03:04,106 --> 00:03:06,107 - Hello. - Hi. 45 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,362 - Hey, Mom, it's Maura. - (GAME BEEPING) 46 00:03:10,363 --> 00:03:12,645 I'm here with Bryna and Vicki. 47 00:03:12,646 --> 00:03:14,767 Hi, Rose! 48 00:03:14,768 --> 00:03:17,130 (GAME BEEPING) 49 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,411 (GAME CHIMING) 50 00:03:20,412 --> 00:03:23,414 (LAUGHS) Oh! A royal flush! 51 00:03:23,415 --> 00:03:26,337 (CHUCKLING) Jeez, it's about time! 52 00:03:26,338 --> 00:03:29,019 Oh. Hmm. 53 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:31,261 VICKI: That's great. 54 00:03:31,262 --> 00:03:33,263 Yeah. 55 00:03:37,668 --> 00:03:40,029 (GAME BEEPING) 56 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,830 (SNIFFS) 57 00:03:41,831 --> 00:03:45,634 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 58 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:47,836 (GAME CHIMES) 59 00:03:47,837 --> 00:03:50,559 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 60 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,561 So this is what it all comes down to. 61 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:57,004 VICKI: If we're lucky. 62 00:03:57,005 --> 00:04:00,087 (GAME CHIMES) 63 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:02,330 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 64 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,414 BRYNA: Um, are either of you hungry? 65 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,496 I've got some leftover Chinese at my place. 66 00:04:10,497 --> 00:04:12,618 - I could heat that up. - Right? 67 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,179 Oh, um, I don't think so. 68 00:04:14,180 --> 00:04:16,621 We were gonna stop at the Elephant Cafe. 69 00:04:16,622 --> 00:04:18,943 - You're more than welcome to come. - No. That's silly. 70 00:04:18,944 --> 00:04:20,545 - Why would you do that? - Yeah? 71 00:04:20,546 --> 00:04:22,467 Yeah. Waste $50? 72 00:04:22,468 --> 00:04:26,271 Come on. You could help me carry these things back. 73 00:04:26,272 --> 00:04:27,751 - Help me over here? - Um... 74 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:29,113 - Yeah. - Okay. 75 00:04:29,114 --> 00:04:30,715 - VICKI: Should I help? - BRYNA: Mm-hmm. Sure. 76 00:04:30,716 --> 00:04:32,718 It's the boxes here. 77 00:04:33,478 --> 00:04:35,438 - Alley-oop. There you go. Two! - Oh, God! 78 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:37,200 (LAUGHING) 79 00:04:37,201 --> 00:04:39,962 You did that really well. My turn. Come on. 80 00:04:39,963 --> 00:04:41,444 All right, here we go. 81 00:04:41,445 --> 00:04:43,606 - Hell, no. - It's cute. 82 00:04:43,607 --> 00:04:45,087 Yeah? Are you loving my Haggadah? 83 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:47,569 Mid-City can suck it. 84 00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:50,772 - No, it can't. - This Seder is going to kick ass. 85 00:04:50,773 --> 00:04:53,495 - I did such a good job. - I know. 86 00:04:53,496 --> 00:04:54,816 All right. 87 00:04:54,817 --> 00:04:56,537 - Have you fucked him yet? - Oh, my. 88 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:57,699 Come on. 89 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,501 - Come on. Have you? - No. 90 00:05:00,502 --> 00:05:02,744 - You like him? - No, I... 91 00:05:02,745 --> 00:05:04,945 Come on, you cannot tell me you don't have something going with him. 92 00:05:04,946 --> 00:05:08,788 I see his widow pheromones spraying all over you. 93 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:11,591 - He's way too sweet for me. - What? 94 00:05:11,592 --> 00:05:14,394 No, he's like... He's a very, very, very good person. 95 00:05:14,395 --> 00:05:16,196 It's... He's too sweet. 96 00:05:16,197 --> 00:05:18,958 Oh, are you afraid you can't get a hard-on for that sweetness? 97 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:20,961 Come on, you need to bone him, Raquel. 98 00:05:22,842 --> 00:05:24,442 (CHUCKLES) Sarah... 99 00:05:24,443 --> 00:05:26,004 What? 100 00:05:26,005 --> 00:05:28,006 (LAUGHS) 101 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:35,012 You're in this galaxy called Kronos, 102 00:05:35,013 --> 00:05:38,214 and everyone is working collectively, 103 00:05:38,215 --> 00:05:41,337 and everyone chooses, like, a particular, like, avatar, 104 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:44,301 like, a mythical creature. You know, like, I'm a wizard, 105 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:47,263 and this guy I was playing with the other day, he was a dragon. 106 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,104 MAURA: But why does he get to be the dragon? 107 00:05:49,105 --> 00:05:50,105 Oh, I would never be the dragon. 108 00:05:50,106 --> 00:05:51,827 - No? - No. 109 00:05:51,828 --> 00:05:54,389 - VICKI: So the dragon's uncool? - No, it's just that 110 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:57,192 I've always preferred to be the wizard. 111 00:05:57,193 --> 00:05:59,514 - Yeah, well, of course. - Cheers. 112 00:05:59,515 --> 00:06:01,475 - Cheers. - Cheers. 113 00:06:01,476 --> 00:06:03,597 - I have a question. - Yes. 114 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:07,962 Um, Mom, did she... Has she written anything down 115 00:06:07,963 --> 00:06:10,284 - about her wishes or anything? - No. 116 00:06:10,285 --> 00:06:13,566 - We're not getting anything. - That's not the question. 117 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,368 - Listen to me. - There's no money. 118 00:06:15,369 --> 00:06:18,411 But I thought Grandma Rose was giving me the stamp collection. 119 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:20,693 If she said so, she said so. 120 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:25,137 I'm happy to hear the younger generation is interested in "phile-ately." 121 00:06:25,138 --> 00:06:26,738 - It's "Phil-at-ely." - Philately? 122 00:06:26,739 --> 00:06:28,259 - It's philately. - It's not. 123 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:30,102 - It's philate... - It's "phi-lately." 124 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:32,063 - It is? - You don't know what it is. 125 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:34,505 I do, it's stamps. It's about stamps. It's collecting... 126 00:06:34,506 --> 00:06:36,347 Oh, my gosh, I went to school, you know. 127 00:06:36,348 --> 00:06:38,268 Do you need help with money? 128 00:06:38,269 --> 00:06:41,271 - 'Cause I'm here to help. - Where were you 15 years ago? 129 00:06:41,272 --> 00:06:43,073 Wow. 130 00:06:43,074 --> 00:06:45,915 Why don't you get off this endless martyr thing? 131 00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:48,999 - Doesn't that get tiring? - Yeah. Why don't I become more like you? 132 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,242 Send out emails begging for organic food 133 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:55,924 - while I'm recovering from my plastic surgery. - Scooch in. 134 00:06:55,925 --> 00:07:00,449 - Can I ask you a personal question, Vicki? - Sure. Yeah. 135 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:03,731 Did you send out those emails when you had your sex change? 136 00:07:03,732 --> 00:07:07,655 - MAURA: Jesus Christ. - What? 137 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,416 I'm not trans. 138 00:07:09,417 --> 00:07:11,779 Oh, my God. Oh, I'm so sorry. 139 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:13,860 (LAUGHING) Oh, forgive me. 140 00:07:13,861 --> 00:07:16,943 I thought maybe that's what the two of you saw in each other. 141 00:07:16,944 --> 00:07:19,105 Well, I feel like a fool. 142 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,148 - (BOTH LAUGHING) - Oh, God. 143 00:07:22,149 --> 00:07:23,749 (LAUGHING) 144 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,632 You still laughing about the sex change? 145 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,474 No, she thought I was trans. 146 00:07:28,475 --> 00:07:31,597 - Oh. - (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 147 00:07:31,598 --> 00:07:34,240 - Oh, my God. - What if you were? 148 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,645 Well, you know, there's actually, like, a tree in Scotland 149 00:07:41,646 --> 00:07:44,287 that's in the middle of changing its sex, 150 00:07:44,288 --> 00:07:46,290 like, right now. 151 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:52,375 The only operation I've ever had was my double mastectomy. 152 00:07:52,376 --> 00:07:55,018 Oh, I'm so sorry. I've had a lumpectomy. 153 00:07:55,019 --> 00:07:56,859 Turned out everything was benign, 154 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,100 but the waiting was a nightmare. 155 00:07:58,101 --> 00:08:00,823 Can't imagine what you went through. 156 00:08:00,824 --> 00:08:03,105 Well, I thought I might have reconstruction, 157 00:08:03,106 --> 00:08:07,389 but I didn't want to go under again. 158 00:08:07,390 --> 00:08:09,631 You hear that? 159 00:08:14,436 --> 00:08:16,236 Dear Jesus, we pray 160 00:08:16,237 --> 00:08:19,639 that Rita's soul is with you right now, 161 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:24,123 and that in between the time she jumped and hit the shopping mall floor, 162 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:27,967 she realized her mistake and took you into her heart. 163 00:08:29,649 --> 00:08:31,089 - Amen. - Amen. 164 00:08:31,090 --> 00:08:33,091 She didn't jump. It was an accident. 165 00:08:33,092 --> 00:08:34,653 - That's right. - Uh, Colton... 166 00:08:34,654 --> 00:08:37,176 only God and Rita really know what happened, son. 167 00:08:37,177 --> 00:08:38,976 But if she jumped, then she's not gonna get into heaven. 168 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,861 Hey, nobody's saying that she did it on purpose, okay? 169 00:08:42,862 --> 00:08:44,822 - Well, uh... - Buddy? Hey, hey. 170 00:08:44,823 --> 00:08:48,506 I saw her a couple days before the accident. Everything was good. 171 00:08:48,507 --> 00:08:51,188 She was juicing. Her meds were adjusted. 172 00:08:51,189 --> 00:08:53,830 Every morning, she told me how happy I made her. 173 00:08:53,831 --> 00:08:56,313 That's true. Hey, I know... 174 00:08:56,314 --> 00:08:58,835 I know what you're feeling right now, believe me. 175 00:08:58,836 --> 00:09:00,236 - I want her to get into heaven. - You didn't... 176 00:09:00,237 --> 00:09:02,959 - She's going to heaven. - How do you know? 177 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,800 I just do. 178 00:09:04,801 --> 00:09:07,882 Josh, we're just so happy you could be here 179 00:09:07,883 --> 00:09:10,286 - with Colton. - It's a lovely thing. 180 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:16,050 Hey, buddy? 181 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:20,174 So when I was cleaning out her apartment, um, I found this. 182 00:09:20,175 --> 00:09:22,777 And I thought, you know, you should have something of hers. 183 00:09:27,181 --> 00:09:29,983 I didn't know Rita was a hippie. 184 00:09:29,984 --> 00:09:33,585 I thought Rita was a dog walker. 185 00:09:33,586 --> 00:09:35,548 You know, Colton is preaching now. 186 00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:37,629 Yeah, Rita and I, 187 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:39,711 - we watched the video together. - You did? 188 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,672 - Mm-hmm. - What did she think? 189 00:09:41,673 --> 00:09:44,316 She loved it. I mean, she said it was awesome. 190 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,038 I thought it was awesome. 191 00:09:47,039 --> 00:09:49,320 Well, of course she did... of course they did, 192 00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:51,161 'cause Colton's got the gift. 193 00:09:51,162 --> 00:09:54,244 - Just like Gene. - Mmm. 194 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,047 You know, Blossie, any preacher 195 00:09:57,048 --> 00:09:59,649 is just a vessel for the Lord. 196 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:04,013 But you know, Josh, seeing Colton preach in person 197 00:10:04,014 --> 00:10:06,255 is so much more powerful. 198 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,457 Oh, I'm still learning. 199 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,419 Oh, now, Colton, what do we say? 200 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,180 - False modesty... - False modesty. 201 00:10:12,181 --> 00:10:14,622 Is ugly to the Lord. 202 00:10:14,623 --> 00:10:17,625 This is a gift he has given you, and you must own it. 203 00:10:17,626 --> 00:10:19,628 Yes, ma'am. 204 00:10:27,555 --> 00:10:29,676 DUVID: It's sort of this, uh, it-shaped thing. 205 00:10:29,677 --> 00:10:31,717 It-shaped thing? 206 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,200 "It" is an experience. It's being in California. 207 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,961 It's Los Angeles. It's the San Fernando Valley. 208 00:10:35,962 --> 00:10:38,283 It's exactly what I expected, but it's also different. 209 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,927 - It. - (CHUCKLES) 210 00:10:40,928 --> 00:10:45,692 Oh, my God. He wants to fuck you. 211 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,935 Oh, my God. Do it. 212 00:10:50,936 --> 00:10:53,738 Do it, do it, do it. 213 00:10:56,301 --> 00:10:58,262 - Is this seat taken? - No. 214 00:10:58,263 --> 00:11:00,785 (LAUGHS, SIGHS) 215 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:05,068 - Hi. - Hey. 216 00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:11,114 Soft lips. 217 00:11:13,676 --> 00:11:17,398 Nice. Take your top off. Oh, yeah. 218 00:11:17,399 --> 00:11:20,962 He really... He wants this. 219 00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:23,605 He'll lose his mind. 220 00:11:23,606 --> 00:11:25,646 Oh, yeah, here we go. (INHALES) 221 00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:27,248 This is gonna be good. 222 00:11:27,249 --> 00:11:29,690 No, this is gonna be really good. 223 00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:32,813 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. 224 00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:35,855 - Okay. - May I touch your nipple? 225 00:11:35,856 --> 00:11:38,297 - Um... - Yes. 226 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,899 - Okay. - Yeah? 227 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,022 Sure. Sure. 228 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:49,668 Oh. 229 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:54,672 Your areola is a relief map 230 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,794 to every place you've ever been, 231 00:11:56,795 --> 00:11:58,996 every feeling you've ever felt, and... 232 00:11:58,997 --> 00:12:02,079 - Oh, my God. - Every person you've ever loved. 233 00:12:05,322 --> 00:12:06,723 Thank you. 234 00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:09,005 May I kiss your exquisite collar bone? 235 00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,528 You don't have to ask me. You can just do it. 236 00:12:11,529 --> 00:12:15,291 I just got back from a birthright trip where we always ask permission... 237 00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,973 - Just stop talking. - Yeah, okay. 238 00:12:16,974 --> 00:12:18,975 - Okay? - Yeah. Oh. 239 00:12:32,827 --> 00:12:35,749 I'll be right there! Just a second! 240 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:39,313 - I wanna go home. - We'll go in a minute. 241 00:12:39,314 --> 00:12:41,674 - I wanna go now. - Here it is! 242 00:12:41,675 --> 00:12:44,116 (LAUGHING) Look at this. 243 00:12:44,117 --> 00:12:46,399 - Wow! - And it has a companion. 244 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,721 - Oh, that's so cute. - Isn't it great? 245 00:12:48,722 --> 00:12:51,283 - That's great. - Let me top you off with some wine there. 246 00:12:51,284 --> 00:12:53,044 Oh, please... 247 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,045 - Anyway... - Look, baby. 248 00:12:54,046 --> 00:12:55,847 I wanted to like it, 249 00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:57,888 - but every time I carried it... - Be nice, okay? 250 00:12:57,889 --> 00:13:00,772 - I felt like a... - Are you gonna have more to drink? 251 00:13:00,773 --> 00:13:02,452 One of those streetwalker people. 252 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:04,335 Please don't have any more to drink. I want to go home. 253 00:13:04,336 --> 00:13:06,096 I bet you can. 254 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:10,220 And don't forget, there's one in silver, too. 255 00:13:10,221 --> 00:13:13,342 - Yes, there is. - Oh, Maura and I will just share this one. 256 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:15,625 It's really beautiful. 257 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:18,868 Oh, it must be... 258 00:13:18,869 --> 00:13:24,152 Must be nice to have someone to share a pocketbook with. 259 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:27,715 Okay, I wanna go now. Enough chit-chat, Vicki. 260 00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:30,638 You know who brought me back from the hospital when I had my colonoscopy? 261 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:32,279 - Who? - And she's off. 262 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,322 - She did? - The taxi driver. 263 00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:36,764 What about Simon? He didn't help you? 264 00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:39,245 Well, Simon, you know, he's got some, uh, 265 00:13:39,246 --> 00:13:40,567 you know, phobias. 266 00:13:40,568 --> 00:13:42,609 Oh, gee, I wonder how he got those. 267 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:45,132 - You know... - Why don't you have another drink? 268 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,213 My neighbor's Pomeranian died 269 00:13:47,214 --> 00:13:49,415 going under, getting his teeth cleaned. 270 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,017 If it isn't good for dogs, 271 00:13:51,018 --> 00:13:52,778 I mean, it probably not good for people. Jeez! 272 00:13:52,779 --> 00:13:54,980 Uh-huh. 273 00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:58,303 Don't you ever worry about him getting botched surgery? 274 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,305 Oh, her? Oh, yeah. 275 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:03,187 - I worry a lot. - Yeah. 276 00:14:03,188 --> 00:14:05,829 But, you know, if I've told her once, 277 00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:10,153 I've told her 10,000 times, she's perfect the way she is. 278 00:14:10,154 --> 00:14:12,715 Oh, well, I wouldn't go that far. 279 00:14:12,716 --> 00:14:16,239 (BOTH LAUGH) 280 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:18,841 Hey, sweetie, I wanna go. 281 00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,924 - I'm not felling well. - Okay. 282 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:24,646 You know, I wanted lipo for 20 years. 283 00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,809 - MAURA: My God. - I didn't die not getting it. 284 00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:29,851 Well, you know, it's not exactly the same thing, 285 00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:33,134 but, you know, carpe fucking Diem, Bry. 286 00:14:33,135 --> 00:14:34,776 Go get your lipo. 287 00:14:34,777 --> 00:14:36,297 It's a little late! 288 00:14:36,298 --> 00:14:38,859 I spent half of my life caring for our mother. 289 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:40,861 Now what have I got left? Nothing! 290 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:44,864 Well, life sucks, honey, and then you die, all right? 291 00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:46,707 - Really? doesn't suck for you! - Thank you for a lovely evening. 292 00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:48,948 - You're getting everything you want! - Can we go? 293 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:50,870 - You were not a handsome man. - Let's go. 294 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:52,872 And I don't think you're gonna be a very pretty woman, 295 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:54,994 and I don't think surgery can do anything to help that. 296 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,116 Jesus Christ! 297 00:14:57,117 --> 00:15:01,680 I don't wanna be trans, I am trans! 298 00:15:01,681 --> 00:15:05,483 The next time I see you, you're probably gonna look like Michael Jackson... 299 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:07,846 with half a Brussels sprout for a nose! 300 00:15:07,847 --> 00:15:09,567 - This! This? - Yeah? 301 00:15:09,568 --> 00:15:11,369 This is why your husband left you 302 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:13,050 when you were pregnant with Simon. 303 00:15:13,051 --> 00:15:15,852 My husband left me because he's an asshole! 304 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,894 - Oh, God. - I'm sorry, Vicki. 305 00:15:17,895 --> 00:15:20,177 Let's go. 306 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,058 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Don't worry. 307 00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:26,182 - I'm sorry you had to see that. - No, no, no, that's okay. 308 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:27,663 - We just... - (DOOR SLAMS) 309 00:15:27,664 --> 00:15:29,505 We had a bit too much to drink, okay? 310 00:15:29,506 --> 00:15:31,508 Yeah. 311 00:15:35,031 --> 00:15:37,112 (DOOR CLOSES IN DISTANCE) 312 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,961 Can you give me the keys, please? 313 00:15:47,962 --> 00:15:49,803 - I'm fine. - I know. 314 00:15:49,804 --> 00:15:52,526 You've had a lot to drink, so just give me the keys. 315 00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:54,528 Please? 316 00:15:55,249 --> 00:15:57,250 (SIGHS) Thank you. 317 00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,853 Can you make me... Thank you. 318 00:16:00,854 --> 00:16:03,295 Can you make me understand something? 319 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:08,100 You hug her after she says those things? 320 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,581 And you side... You side with her? 321 00:16:10,582 --> 00:16:14,745 How do you do that? You say that I'm fine the way I am? 322 00:16:14,746 --> 00:16:16,387 Oh, why? Is that a crime? 323 00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:18,909 It's not a crime, but that's not me. 324 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:21,271 That's not who I am. That's not my... 325 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:25,195 Why does it always have to be about Maura all of the time? 326 00:16:25,196 --> 00:16:27,317 - I need help... - Maura's transition, Maura's surgery! 327 00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,158 Yes, I'm having surgery and I'm scared. 328 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,240 - Have you ever been scared? - Maura, Maura, Maura, all of the time! 329 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,602 All right, just say whatever comes to your head. 330 00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:35,444 - I will. I will. - All right, fine. 331 00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:37,365 Let's go. You know, I have to tell you something. 332 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:40,649 You disappoint me. You're better than this. 333 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:42,009 - That's really... - You're better than... 334 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:45,653 And you know what else? You're cheap. 335 00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,254 And you're a terrible tipper. 336 00:16:47,255 --> 00:16:51,178 Yeah. To waiters and to valets and to that poor pizza guy. 337 00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:54,101 - You gave him nothing! - It took 45 minutes 338 00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:55,622 for that pizza to show up! 339 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,503 - So what? - And I always... 340 00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:59,666 I always tip 15%. 341 00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,388 15% is what you give for bad service. 342 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,070 15% is when they spit in your food. 343 00:17:05,071 --> 00:17:07,713 15% is when they stab you. 344 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,117 You know what? I'm tired of fighting with you. 345 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:14,679 - Fine. I'm going. - We have different world views. 346 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,280 - Okay? - Yeah. 347 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:18,442 - Yeah. Who knew? - I knew. I knew the moment... 348 00:17:18,443 --> 00:17:21,165 I knew the moment you gave that valet a dollar. 349 00:17:31,255 --> 00:17:33,457 (ENGINE STARTS) 350 00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:45,387 Can't sleep without the fan on ever since I was little. 351 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,471 Even have a name for it. 352 00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:52,192 I call it Fan-Fan. 353 00:17:52,193 --> 00:17:54,556 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 354 00:17:56,798 --> 00:17:58,800 - Fan-Fan? - Yeah. 355 00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:05,566 Yeah. 356 00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,728 Hey, if you're uncomfortable, let me know. 357 00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:11,731 I can take the air mattress. 358 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:15,775 - You stay in your own bed. - All right. 359 00:18:29,147 --> 00:18:31,909 Hey, I'm sorry. 360 00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,836 You don't have to be sorry. 361 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,602 I love you. 362 00:18:47,643 --> 00:18:49,645 I know. 363 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:56,331 (SIGHS) 364 00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,306 (BELL RINGS) 365 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,675 Antlers? That's interesting. 366 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:26,678 Hey. 367 00:19:27,639 --> 00:19:29,600 - I hate you. - Why? 368 00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,762 Because you got inside of my head. 369 00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:35,205 I was feeling all of your pressure. 370 00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:37,126 And I knew you were gonna ask me about it so I... 371 00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:38,688 We did it. We did it. 372 00:19:38,689 --> 00:19:40,129 Stop it. I feel like I'm 12 years old. 373 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:43,052 Stop it. Stop it. It was... 374 00:19:43,053 --> 00:19:44,893 - Yes, yes! - Not good. 375 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:46,655 Oh, my God. No, I'm super happy. 376 00:19:46,656 --> 00:19:48,497 - That's so cool. - Are you even listening to me? 377 00:19:48,498 --> 00:19:51,059 Oh, my God. I can't believe I told you this. 378 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,381 I was reading up on cults, and you know the only thing 379 00:19:53,382 --> 00:19:55,383 more powerful than a charismatic cult leader 380 00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:57,945 is a charismatic cult couple. 381 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:01,788 This is not a cult, Sarah. We're just doing a Seder. 382 00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,150 - And we're not a couple. - Well, okay, but, you know, 383 00:20:04,151 --> 00:20:05,792 you don't have to slam cults, cults do good things. 384 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:08,234 Cults, like, create vegetarians and stuff. 385 00:20:08,235 --> 00:20:11,878 Anyway, we've sold, like, 68 tickets. 386 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:15,321 I mean, this thing is happening. 387 00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:19,845 Honestly, I feel like Len and I are, like, also connecting around this. 388 00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:22,407 I feel, like, a little bit of a spark. 389 00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:24,929 - A spark? - You know, like, when we get together, 390 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:27,772 around all this Jewy stuff, like, there's this sexy 391 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:30,455 but, like, wholesome vibe going on. 392 00:20:30,456 --> 00:20:33,377 - So are you gonna get back together with Len? - Maybe. 393 00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:35,739 'Cause I thought you said that you were bi or gay or a lesbian. 394 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:37,341 That doesn't matter. Doesn't mean I don't love him. 395 00:20:37,342 --> 00:20:39,663 - Oh, doesn't matter? - I wouldn't marry him. 396 00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,344 - You could marry him again? - Maybe, maybe. 397 00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:44,266 I don't know, maybe. I just, like, feel just, 398 00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:46,549 like, very inspired by all this spirituality. 399 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,552 It's not spirituality! 400 00:20:53,596 --> 00:20:55,117 Hey, Raquel, do you need a glass of water? 401 00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:57,999 No water! 402 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,120 Sorry. 403 00:20:59,121 --> 00:21:00,721 I just want... I'm... 404 00:21:00,722 --> 00:21:02,804 Can you clarify for me really fast 405 00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,285 what spirituality is for you, Sarah? 406 00:21:05,286 --> 00:21:07,287 I... I don't know. I didn't... 407 00:21:07,288 --> 00:21:09,129 I mean, I don't... That's... I don't know. 408 00:21:09,130 --> 00:21:10,930 'Cause I can tell you what it's not. 409 00:21:10,931 --> 00:21:13,853 It's not changing your mind whenever you feel like it. 410 00:21:13,854 --> 00:21:15,655 It's not following your bliss. 411 00:21:15,656 --> 00:21:17,657 It's not finding yourself 412 00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,379 by crawling through your belly button 413 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,500 and out your own asshole and calling it a journey. 414 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,502 Fine! 415 00:21:25,224 --> 00:21:27,745 I mean, it's easy to say what it's not. 416 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,387 What is it? 417 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,589 DUVID: Uh, for, me, 418 00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,510 God is ever-changing. 419 00:21:33,511 --> 00:21:35,473 That's what we're trying to do here 420 00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:37,475 is take something that can't be expressed in words 421 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:39,956 and give it ritual and community 422 00:21:39,957 --> 00:21:41,838 and a place where we can all... 423 00:21:41,839 --> 00:21:44,561 - Don't fuckin' speak for me, Duvid. - Okay. 424 00:21:44,562 --> 00:21:47,123 I'm sorry, Raquel, but you've been swearing 425 00:21:47,124 --> 00:21:48,925 a lot more than you did in seminary. 426 00:21:48,926 --> 00:21:51,847 Fuck you, Duvid! Fuck you! 427 00:21:51,848 --> 00:21:54,409 I'm not... You know, I'm not fucking doing the Seder! 428 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,091 I'm not doing the Seder! I'm out! 429 00:21:56,092 --> 00:21:58,614 Okay! Calm down. We've got a lot of people coming. Raquel? 430 00:21:58,615 --> 00:22:00,575 You know what? I don't give a shit if the Pope, 431 00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:02,377 if fuckin' Donald Trump, 432 00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:05,580 if Moshiach himself shows up to this fucking thing! 433 00:22:05,581 --> 00:22:07,541 - I'm not doing it! - Who's Moshiach? 434 00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:09,624 - The messiah. - He's the messiah, Sarah! 435 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:13,267 That is the fucking messiah! (EXHALES) 436 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:15,389 I'm not doing your shitty fuckin' Seder. I'm out. 437 00:22:15,390 --> 00:22:17,911 I'm not doing this. I'm not putting my name on this shit. 438 00:22:17,912 --> 00:22:20,353 I am not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. 439 00:22:20,354 --> 00:22:23,315 I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. 440 00:22:23,316 --> 00:22:25,076 - I'm not doing it! - Okay. 441 00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,879 - All right, all right. - I'm not doing it! 442 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,082 - Okay, okay. - (PANTING) 443 00:22:33,245 --> 00:22:36,167 (ORGAN PLAYS) 444 00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:41,412 Jesus told me that I'd have to live humble and change my name 445 00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:43,653 Change my name 446 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:49,218 Jesus told me that I'd have to live humble and change my name 447 00:22:49,219 --> 00:22:51,340 Change my name 448 00:22:51,341 --> 00:22:55,184 Oh, I told Jesus it'll be all right 449 00:22:55,185 --> 00:22:58,587 Be all right, be all right 450 00:22:58,588 --> 00:23:01,950 I told Jesus it will be all right 451 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:06,034 - Change my name - Change my name 452 00:23:06,035 --> 00:23:08,677 (RHYTHMIC CLAPPING) 453 00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:15,403 Thank you. 454 00:23:16,404 --> 00:23:18,205 Jesus watches over us. 455 00:23:18,206 --> 00:23:21,808 His Holy Father created the heavens and the earth 456 00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:24,410 and all of mankind in His own image. 457 00:23:24,411 --> 00:23:27,452 And that's why He cares about us... 458 00:23:27,453 --> 00:23:30,336 even when we've lost our way. 459 00:23:30,337 --> 00:23:32,017 - Praise Him. - Praise the Lord. 460 00:23:32,018 --> 00:23:35,060 And the way we find our way back to Him, 461 00:23:35,061 --> 00:23:37,742 no matter how far we've strayed, 462 00:23:37,743 --> 00:23:41,265 is to come to the Lord in prayer. 463 00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:43,026 Let us pray. 464 00:23:43,027 --> 00:23:45,309 Heavenly Father, 465 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:48,752 we ask You to lift up all of God's children 466 00:23:48,753 --> 00:23:50,874 and guide us in Your ways. 467 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:53,356 We ask You to remember our loved ones 468 00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:55,078 who are no longer with us. 469 00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:58,160 And we ask You to hold up my birth mother, Rita, 470 00:23:58,161 --> 00:24:01,564 who died unexpectedly. 471 00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:05,888 She knew how much it meant to me when I accepted You into my heart. 472 00:24:05,889 --> 00:24:08,450 (CHOIR HUMMING TUNE) 473 00:24:08,451 --> 00:24:10,691 In Jesus' name we pray. 474 00:24:10,692 --> 00:24:14,215 - Amen. - Amen. 475 00:24:14,216 --> 00:24:17,858 Now, Lord, we pray that Rita's death will not be in vain. 476 00:24:17,859 --> 00:24:19,580 (CONGREGATION VOCALIZES) 477 00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:24,104 Because we all know how short our time here on earth is. 478 00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:26,026 You could call us home at any time. 479 00:24:26,027 --> 00:24:28,588 (CHOIR CONTINUES) 480 00:24:28,589 --> 00:24:32,270 I wanna take this moment right now 481 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:34,553 to ask if there's anyone out here today 482 00:24:34,554 --> 00:24:36,355 who might not be saved yet... 483 00:24:36,356 --> 00:24:38,436 (CONTINUES) 484 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:41,839 but wants to know Jesus as their personal Lord and savior... 485 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,881 - Mm-hmm. - Praise Jesus! 486 00:24:43,882 --> 00:24:46,644 To come on up to this altar. 487 00:24:46,645 --> 00:24:49,126 Would anyone here like to renounce Satan 488 00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:52,168 and accept Jesus into their heart? 489 00:24:52,169 --> 00:24:53,610 - Praise Him! - Yes! 490 00:24:53,611 --> 00:24:57,454 Who wants to have their burdens lifted from them? 491 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:59,095 Who wants to be free? 492 00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:01,898 - Yes. - Jesus, Colton. 493 00:25:01,899 --> 00:25:07,783 Who here wants to accept Jesus into his heart? 494 00:25:07,784 --> 00:25:09,786 (CONTINUES) 495 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:20,315 (APPLAUSE) 496 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,362 Come on up. 497 00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:37,129 Josh Pfefferman, do you want ever-lasting life? 498 00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:38,650 Mm-hmm. 499 00:25:38,651 --> 00:25:40,492 Do you renounce Satan? 500 00:25:40,493 --> 00:25:41,973 Sure. 501 00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:45,856 And do you accept Jesus Christ 502 00:25:45,857 --> 00:25:47,900 as your Lord and savior? 503 00:25:51,063 --> 00:25:52,463 Okay. 504 00:25:52,464 --> 00:25:54,465 (APPLAUSE) 505 00:25:56,291 --> 00:26:01,618 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 506 00:26:02,673 --> 00:26:07,077 Open up the doors of heaven and let me in 507 00:26:08,998 --> 00:26:11,640 I think I'm finally tired of living 508 00:26:11,641 --> 00:26:13,643 Let me in 509 00:26:14,763 --> 00:26:17,526 I'm gonna walk in the glory 510 00:26:17,527 --> 00:26:20,688 And tell everyone my story 511 00:26:20,689 --> 00:26:24,332 Open up the doors of heaven and let me in 512 00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:30,137 I try to live my life in a righteous way 513 00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:37,703 I try to do my best from day to day 514 00:26:37,704 --> 00:26:40,506 But no matter how hard I try 515 00:26:40,507 --> 00:26:43,188 It seems all I do is cry 516 00:26:43,189 --> 00:26:48,874 So open up the doors of heaven and let me in 517 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:53,318 Someone told me there's a better place than this 518 00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:55,320 (LAUGHTER) 519 00:26:55,370 --> 00:26:59,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38736

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