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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,471 --> 00:00:04,626 - Hi. - Security! 2 00:00:04,676 --> 00:00:07,261 - [chuckles] - Just kidding. 3 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,611 Sorta kinda. 4 00:00:11,216 --> 00:00:13,331 Can we talk? 5 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:16,136 Yeah, sure. 6 00:00:16,186 --> 00:00:18,506 Oh, okay. Here. 7 00:00:18,556 --> 00:00:20,691 - Um, let's... - Yeah, okay... 8 00:00:21,991 --> 00:00:25,511 I just had this experience the other day... 9 00:00:25,561 --> 00:00:28,816 [stammering] ...with my mother, 10 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,051 and I kind of had this epiphany 11 00:00:31,101 --> 00:00:33,186 that I know what my problem is. 12 00:00:33,236 --> 00:00:36,926 - Oh. Uh-huh. - And my problem is that I wasn't parented. 13 00:00:36,976 --> 00:00:39,391 Oh, you were talking about that orphanage theory. 14 00:00:39,441 --> 00:00:41,931 You were raised in the Palisades. Yeah, that was tough. 15 00:00:41,981 --> 00:00:43,666 But someways, it really... I mean, my mother really... 16 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:44,966 I wasn't mothered. 17 00:00:45,016 --> 00:00:46,766 - Weren't mothered? - You know? 18 00:00:46,816 --> 00:00:48,871 And I've been, like, looking for that love 19 00:00:48,921 --> 00:00:53,676 to fill that missing mother love, you know? 20 00:00:53,726 --> 00:00:56,076 But I kind of lost the plot completely, 21 00:00:56,126 --> 00:00:58,561 which is that I'm not here to get that. 22 00:00:58,696 --> 00:01:01,116 We're here to take care of each other. 23 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:04,886 And I didn't take care of you. 24 00:01:04,936 --> 00:01:08,071 - Oh... - And I'm sorry. 25 00:01:09,771 --> 00:01:12,361 So why... why now? 26 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:15,576 - No text, no appointment... - Oh, God, I'm sorry. 27 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:17,831 - No email... - It's Yom Kippur today. 28 00:01:17,881 --> 00:01:19,931 - Oh, it's Yom Kippur today. - Yeah. 29 00:01:19,981 --> 00:01:22,501 - So I have to come today. - Oh. 30 00:01:22,551 --> 00:01:25,206 You go... It's kind of like trick-or-treating. 31 00:01:25,256 --> 00:01:28,206 - Trick-or-treating. - People that you hurt, you think about. 32 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,576 Think about your wrongs and apologize, 33 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:32,746 and then ask for forgiveness. 34 00:01:32,796 --> 00:01:34,346 You know, then you get forgiveness, 35 00:01:34,396 --> 00:01:38,001 and then you sort of absolve yourself. 36 00:01:45,006 --> 00:01:46,276 Cool. 37 00:01:49,011 --> 00:01:51,701 - Or you get absolved. - Thank you, Sarah, 38 00:01:51,751 --> 00:01:54,416 but I don't want your apology. 39 00:01:56,786 --> 00:01:59,171 Happy Yom Kippur. 40 00:01:59,221 --> 00:02:01,711 Okay, I was supposed to ask three times. 41 00:02:01,761 --> 00:02:03,861 I think I only got two in there. 42 00:02:07,831 --> 00:02:09,831 ??? ??? [theme] 43 00:02:21,062 --> 00:02:24,081 - sub by Caio, sync by santibone - - www.addic7ed.com - 44 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:55,326 I'll admit that I'm Jonathan Bowles' 45 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,766 top 101 break the fasts. 46 00:02:58,816 --> 00:03:00,301 I got it. 47 00:03:00,351 --> 00:03:02,321 - Whoa. - I got it. It's fine. 48 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,721 - Okay. Chairs there. - Okay. 49 00:03:06,826 --> 00:03:09,776 Actually, on that side, please, so they're across from each other. 50 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:12,996 No. Yeah. Symmetrical. 51 00:03:19,301 --> 00:03:21,556 So you're still mad at me, I take it. 52 00:03:21,606 --> 00:03:24,091 Well, you didn't tell me you were going over to Leslie's house, 53 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:25,591 and you definitely didn't tell me you were gonna stay over. 54 00:03:25,641 --> 00:03:28,196 Okay, What if I was vaguely attracted to her? 55 00:03:28,246 --> 00:03:29,331 What if? 56 00:03:29,381 --> 00:03:31,901 What if we could just talk about it? 57 00:03:31,951 --> 00:03:35,101 Process it together? Maybe even get turned on by it? 58 00:03:35,151 --> 00:03:37,721 Okay, so what? You're into polyamory now? 59 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:41,041 No, I'm just saying, what if we didn't have this, sort of, 60 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:43,976 knee-jerk, hetero-normative... 61 00:03:44,026 --> 00:03:45,846 Listen to yourself. Listen to yourself. 62 00:03:45,896 --> 00:03:47,731 You've been queer for, like, 30 seconds. 63 00:03:47,866 --> 00:03:49,881 - Jesus. - That's my point. 64 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:53,121 Listen to me. 65 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:56,656 What is being queer if not questioning everything? 66 00:03:56,706 --> 00:03:57,991 Right? 67 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,191 What it means to be in a relationship 68 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,966 that's loving and trusting and generous and... 69 00:04:04,016 --> 00:04:06,101 and we can do that however we want. 70 00:04:06,151 --> 00:04:08,036 We can make up our own rules. 71 00:04:08,086 --> 00:04:10,001 Isn't that exciting? 72 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,871 And I just want to talk about this stuff before it gets 73 00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:16,976 hard and bad and just do it right, 74 00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:21,331 just be open and brave. 75 00:04:26,201 --> 00:04:30,191 Knock, knock. Special delivery for Miss Maura. 76 00:04:30,241 --> 00:04:32,426 Nobody's gonna say I'm a bad host, huh? 77 00:04:32,476 --> 00:04:35,326 I was worried that you might be getting hot up here. 78 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:38,131 I don't know if you know this, but heat rises. 79 00:04:38,181 --> 00:04:40,866 - Scientific fact. - What's... What? Oh. 80 00:04:40,916 --> 00:04:43,171 What's going on? What is that? 81 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:45,206 - It's a swamp cooler. - Oh. 82 00:04:45,256 --> 00:04:46,571 Yeah, it's gonna blow some nice cool air on you. 83 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:48,911 - Oh, thank you. - So, did you sleep okay? 84 00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:51,776 I'm actually having trouble sleeping lately. 85 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:53,011 - Let me ask you... - What? 86 00:04:53,061 --> 00:04:55,446 What kind of hormones they have you on? 87 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:57,516 You're asking... Um... 88 00:04:57,566 --> 00:04:58,801 Do you know about this area? 89 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:01,221 - Yeah. - Oh, um... 90 00:05:01,271 --> 00:05:03,926 They have me on what they call... 91 00:05:03,976 --> 00:05:06,691 - testosterone blockers. - T-blockers, yeah. 92 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,626 - Well, that sounds about right... - Yeah. 93 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,731 ...for a start. 94 00:05:10,781 --> 00:05:14,816 What are you thinking about facial... feminization wise? 95 00:05:14,951 --> 00:05:17,406 - I'm not thinking... - No? Well, I'm thinking 96 00:05:17,456 --> 00:05:19,406 lower that hairline, maybe some cheek implants 97 00:05:19,456 --> 00:05:21,941 and some fat transfer, you know? 98 00:05:21,991 --> 00:05:25,176 Maybe a forehead reconstruction. 99 00:05:25,226 --> 00:05:27,746 Maybe a little... Maybe a facelift. 100 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:30,116 - If I might? - Yeah. 101 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:32,186 500 CCs in the titty area. 102 00:05:32,236 --> 00:05:33,351 Nothing too big, 'cause that's not you, you know? 103 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,606 - No, it's not who I am. - No. 104 00:05:37,306 --> 00:05:40,361 Did you know I helped Shea out back in the day? 105 00:05:40,411 --> 00:05:42,161 - Nope. - Shea's a beautiful girl. 106 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,931 - Gorgeous. - She is. 107 00:05:43,981 --> 00:05:45,666 Work of art. 108 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:48,001 When she was done, I felt like fucking Michelangelo. 109 00:05:48,051 --> 00:05:49,271 - Wow. - Yeah. 110 00:05:49,321 --> 00:05:50,801 I wanted to sign my name on her ass. 111 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,041 - Okay. - Yeah. 112 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,476 When the time comes, 113 00:05:54,526 --> 00:05:56,411 I'll be happy to help whatever you need. 114 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,376 Thanks, Sal. 115 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:02,016 I mean, Maura, you still got some good years left. 116 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,401 All right. 117 00:06:06,836 --> 00:06:08,321 I'm already starving. 118 00:06:08,371 --> 00:06:09,421 It's only 10 in the morning, Mom. 119 00:06:09,471 --> 00:06:10,956 [sighs] 120 00:06:11,006 --> 00:06:14,961 Do you see why I wanted to get here early now? 121 00:06:15,011 --> 00:06:18,496 There's assigned seats. It's not like you're gonna miss the trailers. 122 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,466 Oh, I could go for a little buttered popcorn right now 123 00:06:20,516 --> 00:06:22,201 with some Raisinets. 124 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:26,841 - Maybe Raquel can sneak us past this fakakta security. - Yeah. 125 00:06:26,891 --> 00:06:28,376 Good to see you. You have your tickets? 126 00:06:28,426 --> 00:06:30,311 - You're all set? Good. Good Yontif. - Hi. 127 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:33,446 I was schvitzing out there. 128 00:06:33,496 --> 00:06:36,781 - Good Yontif. - Good Yontif to you. 129 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,316 - Good Yontif. - Hello. 130 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:40,421 So are you two brother and sister? 131 00:06:40,471 --> 00:06:43,156 [laughs] Are you my third husband? 132 00:06:43,206 --> 00:06:45,626 - Ooh. - Oh, my God. 133 00:06:45,676 --> 00:06:47,326 Let me ask you. 134 00:06:47,376 --> 00:06:50,231 I have two tickets reserved that I haven't paid for yet. 135 00:06:50,281 --> 00:06:52,431 Is there a senior discount? 136 00:06:52,481 --> 00:06:56,101 Look at you. You'd never qualify. 137 00:06:56,151 --> 00:06:58,306 And also, there's no discount. Sorry. 138 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:01,306 No matter. You already made my Yom Kippur. 139 00:07:01,356 --> 00:07:04,311 - I'll look for you in there. - I'm up front. 140 00:07:04,361 --> 00:07:07,081 My son's engaged to the rabbi. 141 00:07:07,131 --> 00:07:09,651 Good taste. I see where he gets it. 142 00:07:09,701 --> 00:07:12,651 [chuckles] Good Yontif. 143 00:07:12,701 --> 00:07:14,536 I'll be right back. 144 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:22,546 Um, hi, it's me. 145 00:07:24,616 --> 00:07:27,086 Hello. 146 00:07:29,486 --> 00:07:31,836 - Hi. - Um, okay. 147 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:35,041 I just came by 'cause my mom bought the tickets in July. 148 00:07:35,091 --> 00:07:37,911 I just wanted to let you know that I'm here. 149 00:07:37,961 --> 00:07:40,781 I didn't want you to think, like, I was stalking you. 150 00:07:40,831 --> 00:07:44,086 I didn't want you to freak out if you saw me in the audience or whatever. 151 00:07:44,136 --> 00:07:48,136 Well, thank you. Thanks. Duly noted. 152 00:07:50,006 --> 00:07:53,326 Um... Okay, so... 153 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:55,796 - Oh, Josh, I... - It's a little embarrassing. 154 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:59,066 But I just also... I'm confused. 155 00:07:59,116 --> 00:08:01,666 And I had a quick question 156 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:04,406 about what I'm supposed to tell my family. 157 00:08:04,456 --> 00:08:06,506 Because, you know, they're just, like, 158 00:08:06,556 --> 00:08:08,606 asking me a bunch of questions... 159 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,976 That's none of my business. Tell them whatever you want, buddy. 160 00:08:11,026 --> 00:08:13,146 No, I know. But I just didn't want to say the wrong thing, 161 00:08:13,196 --> 00:08:14,681 'cause I don't know what we wanna be saying... 162 00:08:14,731 --> 00:08:16,766 We're over. 163 00:08:28,711 --> 00:08:30,181 Okay. 164 00:08:33,716 --> 00:08:35,486 [water bubbling] 165 00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:43,211 [groans] What a pleasant surprise, 166 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:47,481 you crawling through my window like a sexy Peter Pan. 167 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:51,116 I'm in a shit mood, okay? I need to get happy, stat. 168 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:53,251 - Feisty, all right. - Obliterated. 169 00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:55,656 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go easy on that lamb's bread. 170 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:58,726 - Holy shit. - That's very strong stuff. 171 00:08:58,776 --> 00:09:00,826 That's from Bob Marley's mother plant. 172 00:09:00,876 --> 00:09:02,996 It's his mother's plant? 173 00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:05,366 [laughing] What? 174 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:06,631 - What? - Oh, my God! 175 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:07,966 You are adorable. 176 00:09:08,016 --> 00:09:10,001 No, it's from the mother plant, 177 00:09:10,051 --> 00:09:11,471 like the mother of all sensimilia. 178 00:09:11,521 --> 00:09:15,641 I mean it, though. You need to go easy on that. 179 00:09:15,691 --> 00:09:17,061 This is so good. 180 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:18,176 And it tastes so good. 181 00:09:18,226 --> 00:09:19,311 It tastes really strong. 182 00:09:19,361 --> 00:09:21,216 That is my private stash. 183 00:09:21,266 --> 00:09:23,066 It is just for me... 184 00:09:23,201 --> 00:09:24,651 and people going through chemo. 185 00:09:24,701 --> 00:09:26,386 Are you saying I can't handle it? 186 00:09:26,436 --> 00:09:29,021 Are you asking me as your doctor... 187 00:09:29,071 --> 00:09:30,521 or your lover? 188 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,261 Oh, my God, please, don't say that word. 189 00:09:32,311 --> 00:09:34,661 What? You don't like the word "lover"? 190 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:37,496 That is the unsexiest word that was ever created. 191 00:09:37,546 --> 00:09:40,001 Did you not come over here for a little bit of lovemaking? 192 00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:41,766 We don't make love. 193 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:43,536 - What did you come here for? - I didn't come here for that. 194 00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,371 I came here for your big fat bong 195 00:09:45,421 --> 00:09:48,176 - and the free weed. - That's what I thought. 196 00:09:48,226 --> 00:09:49,526 [chuckles] 197 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:54,946 These aren't ripe, but it's all they had. 198 00:09:54,996 --> 00:09:57,616 It is really hard to make food when you're starving. 199 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,051 Everything is starting to look like food. 200 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:01,256 I could eat this counter. 201 00:10:01,306 --> 00:10:02,556 I could eat that spoon. 202 00:10:02,606 --> 00:10:04,656 It looks like Swiss cheese to me now. 203 00:10:04,706 --> 00:10:06,056 Hey, Ali? 204 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,796 I'm... I'm freaking out right now. 205 00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:10,761 Okay. What's wrong? 206 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,401 Well, I'm just... I'm getting a little bit of that PTSD feeling 207 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:15,666 that I had with Josh. 208 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,771 Like, I need to know if you're with me, 209 00:10:17,821 --> 00:10:19,341 or if you're not with me. 210 00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:23,011 I'm just trying to be honest about 211 00:10:23,061 --> 00:10:24,946 what I need and what I feel. 212 00:10:24,996 --> 00:10:28,431 - Woman: Your guests are here! - [knocking on door] 213 00:10:31,801 --> 00:10:33,921 [door opens] 214 00:10:33,971 --> 00:10:36,421 - Good Yontif! - Hi, Andy! Hi! 215 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:40,791 Look at this! Beat the traffic. Straight shot down the 101. 216 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,231 - Thanks, Mom. - Look at you! 217 00:10:42,281 --> 00:10:43,331 Our little balabusta. 218 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,466 - Still warm! - It was Ali's idea. 219 00:10:45,516 --> 00:10:47,366 [overlapping chatter] 220 00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:49,551 - Nice to see you. - Hi! 221 00:10:52,021 --> 00:10:54,506 - Here. - No, I got it. 222 00:10:54,556 --> 00:10:56,426 - Come on in. - Thanks. 223 00:11:00,031 --> 00:11:02,751 - Hi. - Hi. 224 00:11:02,801 --> 00:11:04,301 Good morning. 225 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:06,521 Oh. 226 00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:08,606 - There you go. - Thank you. 227 00:11:12,311 --> 00:11:14,176 Is Sal about? 228 00:11:14,311 --> 00:11:16,361 No. What's up? 229 00:11:16,411 --> 00:11:20,101 Oh, do you think it's odd that... 230 00:11:20,151 --> 00:11:21,966 you haven't met his family yet? 231 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:24,406 I don't really... 232 00:11:24,456 --> 00:11:26,971 That's a choice that we both made. 233 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:29,311 Name me one time when meeting somebody's family 234 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:30,576 actually made a relationship better. 235 00:11:30,626 --> 00:11:32,446 Does he talk to you about your body? 236 00:11:32,496 --> 00:11:35,781 Because he talks to me about my body. 237 00:11:35,831 --> 00:11:38,851 - What do you... - Your Sal came in the turret today, 238 00:11:38,901 --> 00:11:42,591 and, oh, he talked to me about how many 239 00:11:42,641 --> 00:11:45,826 CCs should be in my titty area. 240 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:49,896 And I'm gonna tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart. 241 00:11:49,946 --> 00:11:53,351 You can do better than that. 242 00:11:55,016 --> 00:12:00,106 My God, who do you think you're talking to? 243 00:12:00,156 --> 00:12:02,576 I'm gonna tell you one thing. 244 00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,796 Mind your own goddamn business. 245 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:08,916 You have no right. 246 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:12,951 We don't all have your family. We don't all have your money. 247 00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:16,321 I'm a 53-year-old ex-prostitute 248 00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:19,826 HIV-positive woman with a dick. 249 00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:22,896 And I know what I want, and I know what I need. 250 00:12:22,946 --> 00:12:26,516 And if Sal is bothering you this much... 251 00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:31,386 ...you should probably sleep somewhere else. 252 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:40,396 [chanting in Hebrew] 253 00:12:49,406 --> 00:12:54,026 Raquel: We have sinned against you willingly and unwillingly. 254 00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:57,966 [chanting continues] 255 00:12:58,016 --> 00:13:02,236 And we have sinned against you by hardening our hearts. 256 00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:03,986 [chanting continues] 257 00:13:07,156 --> 00:13:11,676 We have sinned against you by acting without thinking. 258 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,931 [chanting continues] 259 00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:20,386 And we have sinned against you by speaking perversely. 260 00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:21,986 [chanting continues] 261 00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:26,091 And we have sinned against you publicly and privately. 262 00:13:26,141 --> 00:13:30,196 We have sinned against you knowingly and deceitfully. 263 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:34,301 We have sinned against you by corrupt speech. 264 00:13:34,351 --> 00:13:36,636 By wronging others. 265 00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:38,606 By evil thoughts. 266 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,171 For all these sins, 267 00:13:40,221 --> 00:13:43,441 oh, God of forgiveness, 268 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,311 forgive us, pardon us, 269 00:13:45,361 --> 00:13:48,546 grant us atonement. 270 00:13:48,596 --> 00:13:51,551 We have sinned against you. 271 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:53,251 We have sinned against you. 272 00:13:53,301 --> 00:13:55,256 We have sinned against you. 273 00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:57,641 [chanting continues] 274 00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:12,491 [chanting continues] 275 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:26,801 [chanting continues] 276 00:14:32,711 --> 00:14:34,041 [chanting ends] 277 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:42,851 [Man moaning] 278 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,776 I'm sorry. I'm not feeling this. 279 00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:51,476 - I'm just not feeling this. - What's the matter? 280 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,211 - What do you mean? - I don't know. It's not working. 281 00:14:53,261 --> 00:14:54,616 - I'm sorry. - Oh. 282 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,316 Fuck. Have you ever gotten, like, so high 283 00:14:57,366 --> 00:15:00,551 that, like, all of a sudden, you feel like you're totally sober? 284 00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:01,556 I feel like I'm totally... 285 00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:03,791 Yeah, like, all the time. 286 00:15:03,841 --> 00:15:05,926 You gotta smoke through it. You wanna take another hit? 287 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:08,526 No, no. It's like... I don't... It's, like, not working. 288 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,731 Like, this isn't working. I mean, no offense. 289 00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:11,966 No, no. None taken. 290 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,666 I just want you to be harder. 291 00:15:14,716 --> 00:15:16,871 I just am trying to give you pleasure. 292 00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:18,736 I don't want you to give me pleasure. 293 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,206 I want you to... I want you to take it. 294 00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:23,976 Like, I kinda wanna... It's, like... Sorta, like... 295 00:15:24,026 --> 00:15:25,711 Like, I just wanna be so consumed. 296 00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:28,746 I want you to rape me, but I don't want it to hurt. 297 00:15:28,796 --> 00:15:29,851 I want it, like, gentle. 298 00:15:29,901 --> 00:15:31,786 Like, I kinda want, like... like... 299 00:15:31,836 --> 00:15:34,586 Like a rapist who wants to makes sure you come. 300 00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:35,821 Does that make sense? 301 00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:37,356 Oh, this is... You know what... 302 00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:39,226 I'm obviously not doing what you want. 303 00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:42,631 It's weird. You should talk to my friend Gary. 304 00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:44,196 He does all my computers. 305 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:47,666 He's part of a whole, like, community of kinky people. 306 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:50,936 You know, topping, bottoming, BDSM... 307 00:15:50,986 --> 00:15:53,171 I'm not into BD... I'm not like those people. 308 00:15:53,221 --> 00:15:54,941 Those people have, like, fucking sex burgers. 309 00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:57,811 What is sex burgers? That doesn't exist. 310 00:15:57,861 --> 00:16:01,881 It's, like, you know, like kids that are obsessed with magic and Star Wars, 311 00:16:01,931 --> 00:16:04,716 except it's adults and all they wanna do is have sex. 312 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,051 - You're not? - No! 313 00:16:06,101 --> 00:16:07,821 Because you just ran down a litany 314 00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:09,691 of things that you want me to do to you. 315 00:16:09,741 --> 00:16:11,141 - Okay. - Wha... 316 00:16:13,011 --> 00:16:15,996 Okay, you know what? I'm supposed to be fasting 317 00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:18,131 and like... 318 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:20,166 you know, making amends. 319 00:16:20,216 --> 00:16:22,266 And I'm fucking high... 320 00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,806 Anyway, did you know it's Yom Kippur? 321 00:16:25,856 --> 00:16:28,106 Is it a Seder you gotta go to? What's up? 322 00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,576 No. 323 00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:32,261 It's the holiest day of the year. 324 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,426 [knocking on door] 325 00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:48,996 [overlapping chatter] 326 00:16:49,046 --> 00:16:51,061 That's so sad that that's not my bagel. 327 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,601 - That's all I'm saying. - Can you open this, please? 328 00:16:53,651 --> 00:16:55,766 - His name is Buzz. - Oh. 329 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:57,551 He's the Jewish Santa Claus, 330 00:16:57,656 --> 00:17:00,741 and he will be arriving here with Mom. 331 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:04,611 - Is Moppa gonna care? - Who gives a fuck? 332 00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,126 What's going on with you? 333 00:17:07,766 --> 00:17:11,751 - Hey, Feldmans! - Oh, hi, Josh! 334 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,821 - What's up! - You look the same as ever... 335 00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:18,626 - except for the beard. - That beard. 336 00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:20,226 I remember when you had a little mustache. 337 00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:23,796 - How are your parents? - Oh, the usual. You know. 338 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:25,466 Mom's good. Dad's a woman. 339 00:17:25,516 --> 00:17:29,136 Oh, yeah, that's right. You told us. That's quite a change. 340 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,136 - Nice to see you. - You, too. 341 00:17:31,186 --> 00:17:32,706 Your parents are coming, right? 342 00:17:32,756 --> 00:17:34,741 - Yeah. - I'm looking forward to seeing them. 343 00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,511 And Josh has big news. He's having a baby and getting married. 344 00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:40,011 - Oh! - Mazel tov. 345 00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:43,281 Congratulations. Ali told me. That's great. 346 00:17:43,331 --> 00:17:45,516 Okay, I'm going to warm up the blintzes 347 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,721 so we can have this, uh, wonderful meal. 348 00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:49,156 - Sweet. - Great, great, great. 349 00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:50,741 - That's great news. - Good to see you, 350 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,896 I feel like we should've had mimosas for sure. 351 00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:58,566 I feel like we should definitely have more bread balls. 352 00:17:58,616 --> 00:18:01,531 But Ali, she's a lesbian now. 353 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,036 - Are you getting all of this? - Like a steel trap. 354 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:05,771 Names, addresses, phone numbers, 355 00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:08,576 W-9 forms, it's all right here. 356 00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:09,776 I'm very good with facts and figures. 357 00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,076 Excuse me. Hi, hi, hi, hi. 358 00:18:11,126 --> 00:18:13,581 Excuse me. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 359 00:18:13,631 --> 00:18:15,146 Oh, my goodness. Hold on. 360 00:18:15,196 --> 00:18:18,016 - Okay. Hi, Shelly. - Hello. 361 00:18:18,066 --> 00:18:20,901 - Good Yontif. - Good Yontif to you. 362 00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:31,261 Hey, there, I'm Buzz. Are you pumped for Yom Kippur? 363 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,266 This is Buzzy Racklis. He's on the temple board. 364 00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:36,136 And he used to be an astronaut. 365 00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:37,536 Really? 366 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:40,841 Actually, I was an attorney for NASA on a single patent case. 367 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:43,511 But I do own a rock from the moon. 368 00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:44,846 [chuckles] 369 00:18:44,896 --> 00:18:47,996 Oh, my goodness. 370 00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:58,941 So how do you gals know each other? 371 00:19:02,011 --> 00:19:05,396 Darling! Darling! Good Yontif! 372 00:19:05,446 --> 00:19:07,331 - Please, after you. - Oh, my God. 373 00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,601 You look stunning, but I don't like your hair. 374 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:10,736 Say hello to my friend, 375 00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,471 the charming and wonderful Buzz... 376 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:15,541 Buzz Racklis. Yes, this is Ali... 377 00:19:15,591 --> 00:19:17,411 Oh, my God! This place! 378 00:19:17,461 --> 00:19:20,746 Oh! You look so handsome! 379 00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:25,751 [overlapping chatter] 380 00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:30,421 [chatter continues] 381 00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:33,391 You look too thin. Eat a bagel. Good Yontif. 382 00:19:33,441 --> 00:19:36,126 - Oh, my God. I'm so hungry. - No, you have to wait for the blessing. 383 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,066 - I didn't know you fasted. - I didn't. 384 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,966 - Oh. I'll get the water. - No, we're not serving water 385 00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:41,901 in solidarity with the drought. 386 00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:44,636 There is wine on the table if you're thirsty, and skim milk. 387 00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:47,841 - Can we do the blessing? - We're waiting for the rabbi. 388 00:19:47,891 --> 00:19:49,476 Josh, do we have to wait for her? 389 00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:51,241 [chatter continues] 390 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,981 No, we can go. 391 00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:55,016 So let's gather around the table. 392 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,816 Right there, please. 393 00:19:56,866 --> 00:19:58,816 [overlapping chatter] 394 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,851 Shelly, you're right there. 395 00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,791 Why am I so far away from everybody? 396 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,391 Oh, I'm with Buzz. That's right. 397 00:20:04,441 --> 00:20:06,526 Okay. All right, we're at the kiddy's table. 398 00:20:06,576 --> 00:20:08,561 Yes, we are. 399 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:11,261 Oh, honey, it looks beautiful. 400 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,801 I would like to begin by thanking everybody 401 00:20:13,851 --> 00:20:17,401 for coming to gather at this table together. 402 00:20:17,451 --> 00:20:20,341 Um, I've just started... 403 00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:21,371 [inhales] 404 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,411 ...sort of investigating 405 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:27,611 and wondering about my Jewishness. 406 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,581 And without Raquel here, 407 00:20:29,631 --> 00:20:33,686 I guess the blessing is gonna be a little wonky. 408 00:20:33,736 --> 00:20:35,556 You're doing great. Don't stop. 409 00:20:35,606 --> 00:20:37,826 Thank you, Buzz. 410 00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:41,526 So my understanding of Yom Kippur is about 411 00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:44,331 this epic Yellow Pages 412 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,901 that is called the Book of Life. 413 00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:54,041 That is, God... He, She, whatever great energy... 414 00:20:54,091 --> 00:20:57,041 - writes and seals... - The energy, 415 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,676 like, holds a pen? 416 00:20:58,726 --> 00:21:00,746 Are you done? 417 00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:01,746 - Yep. - Okay. 418 00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,016 - Uh... - Sorry. 419 00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:05,016 To get your name in the Book of Life, 420 00:21:05,066 --> 00:21:07,801 you make apologies. 421 00:21:07,906 --> 00:21:10,356 And once it's in there and sealed, 422 00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:13,591 that means that you get to live another year. 423 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:16,661 So I would like to say that I'm sorry... 424 00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:20,031 - Maura: Oh, my God. - ...for anything I may have done 425 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:22,766 to any of you this past year 426 00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:24,336 that caused you any pain. 427 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:26,036 Maura: That's beautiful. 428 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:28,976 All apologies are accepted. 429 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:32,211 - To a great new year. - Yes. 430 00:21:32,261 --> 00:21:35,281 I'm sorry I was so controlling with the parking space. 431 00:21:35,331 --> 00:21:39,921 So take a bagel and hold it aloft. 432 00:21:39,971 --> 00:21:41,251 - Aloft. - What? 433 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,721 And aloft. 434 00:21:42,771 --> 00:21:45,456 Does anybody know the blessing? 435 00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:48,696 Oh, my God. We don't even know the blessing? 436 00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:50,796 He volunteers at the shul. 437 00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:53,316 [all speaking Hebrew] 438 00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:04,511 Buzz: Beautiful, beautiful. 439 00:22:04,561 --> 00:22:07,946 - Happy Yom Kippur. - Buzz: Now it's official. 440 00:22:07,996 --> 00:22:09,446 You don't say "Happy Yom Kippur." 441 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,451 - You say "Good Yontif!" - Good Yontif! 442 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:13,151 - Good Yontif! - Good Yontif! 443 00:22:13,201 --> 00:22:15,986 [chatter continues] 444 00:22:16,036 --> 00:22:18,256 Canter's coleslaw, the best. 445 00:22:18,306 --> 00:22:20,511 [all talking at once] 446 00:22:24,381 --> 00:22:25,796 This is good! 447 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,001 Good job. I don't know. 448 00:22:27,051 --> 00:22:30,301 Hey, Josh, you want a different bagel? 449 00:22:30,351 --> 00:22:33,741 Do you want my everything? No, seriously. 450 00:22:33,791 --> 00:22:35,176 You know, come on, sun's down. 451 00:22:35,226 --> 00:22:37,276 - I like this. - He's waiting for Raquel. 452 00:22:37,326 --> 00:22:39,211 Shelly: It's okay, sweetheart, if you want to wait for Raquel. 453 00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:41,211 [overlapping chatter continues] 454 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,616 Buzz: So where's the rabbi? 455 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:45,786 Josh, when is Raquel getting here? 456 00:22:45,836 --> 00:22:50,821 Um, guys, Raquel's not coming. 457 00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:53,126 - No. - I should probably say, 458 00:22:53,176 --> 00:22:55,261 uh, we broke up. 459 00:22:55,311 --> 00:22:57,531 And there is no baby. 460 00:22:57,581 --> 00:23:00,881 The pregnancy is not... was not viable. 461 00:23:01,016 --> 00:23:03,471 Um, it was kind of like a false-start thing. 462 00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:07,206 So we... One thing led to another. 463 00:23:07,256 --> 00:23:09,656 We are not together. So... 464 00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:13,711 It's fine. Honestly, it's for the better. 465 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,981 I'm... I'm... I'm... This is a new begining for me. 466 00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:19,616 So let's just move on. 467 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,386 Oh, sorry. 468 00:23:21,436 --> 00:23:24,991 [sobbing] 469 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:27,996 - Shelly. - Shelly. 470 00:23:28,046 --> 00:23:30,361 - Shh! - Mommy, don't do this. 471 00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:33,201 Mom! Mom! This is not yours! 472 00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:34,231 - Oh, my God. - Stop! 473 00:23:34,281 --> 00:23:35,766 It's not your fault. 474 00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:38,436 I was drunk at the wedding, and I told everybody... 475 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,406 It's not about you! It's not about... 476 00:23:41,456 --> 00:23:43,611 I told everybody to celebrate it. 477 00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,776 I brought out the evil eye, and I killed the baby. 478 00:23:45,826 --> 00:23:48,216 - Yeah, you killed the baby. - You didn't kill the baby. 479 00:23:48,266 --> 00:23:50,016 - Stop it! - Nobody killed the baby! 480 00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:52,186 - Jesus! It happens! - [Shelly sobbing] 481 00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:54,051 Listen, my mother was just like you 482 00:23:54,101 --> 00:23:55,521 with kina horas and the evil eye, 483 00:23:55,571 --> 00:23:57,756 and [spits], and you know what? 484 00:23:57,806 --> 00:23:59,691 It's all just bullshit. 485 00:23:59,741 --> 00:24:05,166 Good stuff happens. Bad stuff happens. 486 00:24:05,216 --> 00:24:10,636 - Mom, just eat, please. - Just breathe, Mom. 487 00:24:10,686 --> 00:24:13,071 - Eat something, you'll feel better. - Drink first. 488 00:24:13,121 --> 00:24:16,091 Hey, Josh. Joshie... 489 00:24:18,096 --> 00:24:19,961 It's okay to be sad. 490 00:24:20,096 --> 00:24:22,081 It's sad. 491 00:24:22,131 --> 00:24:25,751 [Shelly moaning] 492 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:28,386 I don't need your permission. 493 00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:32,591 Oh, honey... 494 00:24:32,641 --> 00:24:34,826 I'm always afraid I'm gonna die. I'm always afraid 495 00:24:34,876 --> 00:24:36,496 I'm gonna make somebody else die. 496 00:24:36,546 --> 00:24:39,066 Oh, no, Shelly, no one's dying. 497 00:24:39,116 --> 00:24:41,066 You're not the... [speaks Hebrew] 498 00:24:41,116 --> 00:24:43,271 You're not that powerful. 499 00:24:43,321 --> 00:24:46,271 Look, let me drive you home, okay? 500 00:24:46,321 --> 00:24:49,176 You drive at night? 501 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,126 ??? ??? [piano] 502 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:05,791 [indistinct chatter] 503 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:07,641 ??? ??? [continues] 504 00:25:29,966 --> 00:25:32,366 ??? ??? [continues] 505 00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:37,171 ??? ??? [ends] 506 00:25:53,391 --> 00:25:55,556 ??? ??? [guitar] 507 00:25:59,396 --> 00:26:01,196 ??? ??? [slow rock] 508 00:26:12,376 --> 00:26:17,631 ??? Some want to see ??? 509 00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:24,300 - sub by Caio, sync by santibone - - www.addic7ed.com - 510 00:26:24,386 --> 00:26:30,576 ??? Friends that they lost ??? 511 00:26:30,626 --> 00:26:36,916 ??? People they love ??? 512 00:26:36,966 --> 00:26:43,291 ??? I'd rather meet ??? 513 00:26:43,341 --> 00:26:49,526 ??? Freedom than roam ??? 514 00:26:49,576 --> 00:26:55,736 ??? To lead me through the fog ??? 515 00:26:55,786 --> 00:27:02,291 ??? Couldn't ask for more ??? 516 00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:08,081 ??? Children ??? 517 00:27:08,131 --> 00:27:10,766 ??? Take a living ??? 518 00:27:10,816 --> 00:27:15,366 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37953

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