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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,585 --> 00:00:06,035 - Josh: Hey. - Sarah: What's going on? 2 00:00:06,085 --> 00:00:07,505 Where is she? 3 00:00:07,555 --> 00:00:09,440 She's in the back breaking child labor laws. 4 00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:11,010 What is so urgent? 5 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,445 Shelly: Your grandma 6 00:00:12,495 --> 00:00:15,110 might just become an elected official. 7 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:17,150 Hi, Joshie. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,915 - Hi. - Hi. Come here, tushy. 9 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,720 - Can we talk? - Oh, hi, baby doll. 10 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,755 Hey, Sarie, did you tell Joshie 11 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,920 that I'm running for a seat on the condo board? 12 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:27,360 - Hey, I need to talk to you. - I haven't had a chance yet. 13 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,460 And I am putting these monsters to work. 14 00:00:29,510 --> 00:00:30,930 I'm building my campaign 15 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:33,730 around cleaning up that horrendous duck pond. 16 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:35,635 - Mom. - She's, uh... 17 00:00:35,685 --> 00:00:37,835 You're not gonna... You're just going to have to spit it out. 18 00:00:37,885 --> 00:00:39,705 Your task, should you choose to accept it... 19 00:00:39,755 --> 00:00:41,575 - Hey! - ...is that you... 20 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:45,175 I need to speak to you not in front of children. 21 00:00:45,225 --> 00:00:47,995 You want to do this right here, or do you want to... 22 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,770 ??? ??? [theme] 23 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:02,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 24 00:01:06,589 --> 00:01:10,901 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:13,426 Resync for 2HD by CookiesMonsta 26 00:01:40,615 --> 00:01:42,965 I forgot. I forgot. 27 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:44,435 You forgot? 28 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,470 Yeah. 29 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,740 That I had a kid? 30 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:48,605 Mom, you have known about Colton 31 00:01:48,655 --> 00:01:50,355 - for 17 years. - Oh, please. 32 00:01:50,490 --> 00:01:51,975 I mean, other things were going on. 33 00:01:52,025 --> 00:01:54,680 Every day you kids had some mishegoss or another. 34 00:01:54,730 --> 00:01:56,180 And your father was diddly... 35 00:01:56,230 --> 00:01:58,280 doing God knows what at that cross-dressing camp. 36 00:01:58,330 --> 00:02:00,850 I was... I was all alone. 37 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,785 I can't get those years back. 38 00:02:02,835 --> 00:02:05,105 You don't seem to understand that. 39 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:10,660 I put Colton out of my mind. 40 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:14,030 I put him out of our world 41 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,635 to protect you, Josh. 42 00:02:15,685 --> 00:02:18,200 You have no idea how difficult it is 43 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,605 to be a parent, right, Sarie? 44 00:02:19,655 --> 00:02:22,375 Wow. Okay. Okay. 45 00:02:22,425 --> 00:02:23,825 Okay. 46 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,680 You think I was so terrible? 47 00:02:27,730 --> 00:02:30,515 I didn't beat you. 48 00:02:30,565 --> 00:02:33,315 I kept you fed. 49 00:02:33,365 --> 00:02:34,985 You had a credit card. 50 00:02:35,035 --> 00:02:37,855 You had a credit card. You know... Wait. 51 00:02:37,905 --> 00:02:41,290 Other people throw babies in dumpsters. 52 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:42,495 They raise kids, right? 53 00:02:42,545 --> 00:02:44,795 They raise kids in closets. 54 00:02:44,845 --> 00:02:47,030 You guys had it pretty good. 55 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:49,265 I'm sorry. I have to go take a shower. 56 00:02:49,315 --> 00:02:51,220 Oh, now she's going to go out. 57 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,090 I love you. 58 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,250 Ali: It ends with an essay question. 59 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,185 And the prompts? Look at them. 60 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:09,955 They are, I mean, dumb. 61 00:03:10,005 --> 00:03:12,025 "Please expand upon the way your work relates to society 62 00:03:12,075 --> 00:03:13,990 in a larger historical context." 63 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,025 [hawking] 64 00:03:15,075 --> 00:03:17,260 Okay. 65 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:18,795 What about this? 66 00:03:18,845 --> 00:03:21,130 What if you replace the word "work" 67 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,400 with the word "cunt"? 68 00:03:22,450 --> 00:03:23,800 Then you have a really great essay. 69 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:27,240 You mean like "Please expand upon the way 70 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,405 your cunt relates to society." 71 00:03:29,455 --> 00:03:31,310 By Ali Pfefferman. 72 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:32,675 [groan] 73 00:03:32,725 --> 00:03:36,045 Should I be asking Leslie what she thinks? 74 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:37,850 I mean, yeah, 75 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,685 I'm sure she has a lot of opinions about your cunt. 76 00:03:39,735 --> 00:03:41,450 You know, it couldn't hurt to ask her, right? 77 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:45,020 Or it could hurt to ask her, 78 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:47,025 and I should just be, like, 79 00:03:47,075 --> 00:03:49,060 a serious, independent thinker 80 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:51,645 who wants to go to graduate school. 81 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:54,565 All right. 82 00:03:54,615 --> 00:03:56,300 Run it by me. 83 00:03:56,350 --> 00:03:57,835 Okay. 84 00:03:57,885 --> 00:03:59,770 Okay, so there's this thing 85 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:01,070 that I've been Googling 86 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,740 that I think is super interesting, 87 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,710 which is called... which are called Jew shoes. 88 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,495 You're wowing me. 89 00:04:06,630 --> 00:04:08,280 I'm not telling you. 90 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,480 No, just tell me. 91 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,580 You are not... 92 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:12,085 No, no, no, no. Okay, Jew shoes. 93 00:04:12,135 --> 00:04:14,500 Jew shoes. It's a real thing from back in the old days 94 00:04:14,635 --> 00:04:15,785 where they used to make Jewish women 95 00:04:15,835 --> 00:04:17,055 wear these horrible shoes. 96 00:04:17,105 --> 00:04:18,690 One was red, and one was black, 97 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:20,025 and they had bells on them 98 00:04:20,075 --> 00:04:21,925 so that you could hear them coming. 99 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:23,295 That's what your essay's going to be about? 100 00:04:23,345 --> 00:04:24,830 Yes. 101 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,995 No? 102 00:04:26,045 --> 00:04:28,015 It shouldn't be about that? 103 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:34,705 Well, now I'm completely embarrassed. 104 00:04:34,755 --> 00:04:36,940 Well, you should be. 105 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,875 Well... [scoff]... I think you should be. 106 00:04:39,925 --> 00:04:41,745 Come on. It's a great idea. 107 00:04:41,795 --> 00:04:43,515 I think you're the one who's really embarrassed. 108 00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:45,985 By what? I can't think of one thing you could do to embarrass me. 109 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,085 I think this situation here really embarrasses you... 110 00:04:48,135 --> 00:04:49,185 No. God, I just... 111 00:04:49,235 --> 00:04:51,725 I think especially when I do that. Mm! 112 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,055 It really embarrasses you. 113 00:04:53,105 --> 00:04:54,525 - I don't think so. - So much, it... 114 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:56,125 [grunt] Embarrassing! 115 00:04:56,175 --> 00:04:57,160 Stop it. Stop... 116 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:59,195 Ow! Ha ha ha ha! 117 00:04:59,245 --> 00:05:00,630 Ow. 118 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,800 Raquel: My mom is the same way. 119 00:05:02,850 --> 00:05:04,635 She just does not admit shit. 120 00:05:04,685 --> 00:05:07,305 It's hard because you're looking for a parent, 121 00:05:07,355 --> 00:05:08,675 and they're just not... 122 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,810 Oh, I'm not even looking for a parent. 123 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,075 I'm just looking for a fucking human being. 124 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,145 - Oh, honey. - You know? 125 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:14,680 Like, how ridiculous would it be 126 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:16,015 if they actually told the truth? 127 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,350 - Like... - I know. 128 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,550 I can't stop thinking 129 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,850 about what it would be like 130 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,485 if they hadn't fucked with my life. 131 00:05:21,535 --> 00:05:23,085 I guess one could argue 132 00:05:23,135 --> 00:05:28,225 that if they hadn't lied to you... 133 00:05:28,275 --> 00:05:31,495 that maybe you wouldn't be in this room 134 00:05:31,545 --> 00:05:35,400 trying to fold your T-shirts across... 135 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:39,305 From... From the most amazing human being that I've ever met, 136 00:05:39,355 --> 00:05:44,425 who is inspiring a huge boner in me right now. 137 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,245 Your Honor, permission 138 00:05:47,295 --> 00:05:50,180 for said boner to approach the bench. 139 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:53,415 May... May... May I, Your Highness? 140 00:05:53,465 --> 00:05:55,135 I think... [laughing] 141 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,425 Um... 142 00:06:00,475 --> 00:06:01,825 babe, uh, there's some... 143 00:06:01,875 --> 00:06:03,160 something's on your back. 144 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:04,860 - Want me on my back? - No, no, no, no. 145 00:06:04,910 --> 00:06:06,765 It's just like some spots or something, 146 00:06:06,815 --> 00:06:07,965 - but it kind of... - Where? 147 00:06:08,015 --> 00:06:10,465 ...mm, looks a little bit like measles. 148 00:06:10,515 --> 00:06:11,835 Maybe it's measles. 149 00:06:11,885 --> 00:06:13,435 There's no measles, but I'm just saying... 150 00:06:13,485 --> 00:06:14,770 God, it's, like, everywhere. 151 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:16,005 It's probably something that you ate 152 00:06:16,055 --> 00:06:17,240 because it looks like a rash 153 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,010 or, you know, people have a reaction... 154 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,910 Let me call Dr. Susan just because I don't know... 155 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,415 Don't touch them. I don't want to be contagious. 156 00:06:23,465 --> 00:06:24,415 All right. Okay. 157 00:06:24,465 --> 00:06:25,550 Oof. Well, that was hot. 158 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,820 Oh, it's hot. 159 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:29,420 I'm going to get up all over that rash. 160 00:06:29,470 --> 00:06:31,790 I'm going to get up on it. 161 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,290 Maura: You understand what I'm saying? 162 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,725 Shea: Yes. I do understand. 163 00:06:34,775 --> 00:06:36,160 Just overlap a little bit. 164 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:37,895 Okay, so you want to do another layer? 165 00:06:37,945 --> 00:06:38,895 - Or not? - I think we should. 166 00:06:38,945 --> 00:06:39,895 I think... Really? 167 00:06:39,945 --> 00:06:41,130 Can you hand me a noodle? 168 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,435 I never thought I would live to say that. 169 00:06:43,485 --> 00:06:46,305 So, um, I told you that I went to Dr. Venti... 170 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:49,975 I cannot say that doctor's name. Ventmiglia. 171 00:06:50,025 --> 00:06:53,175 And she gave me this drug called Lupron. 172 00:06:53,225 --> 00:06:54,480 - It's a T blocker. - Uh-huh. 173 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:55,545 It's a testosterone blocker. 174 00:06:55,595 --> 00:06:56,850 Oh, like Spironolactone. 175 00:06:56,900 --> 00:06:58,350 - Yes. - So she said 176 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,650 that I might have less of a sex drive. 177 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,255 That's one possible side effect, 178 00:07:02,305 --> 00:07:04,090 but also my body hair might thin, 179 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,420 and I will soften out. 180 00:07:05,470 --> 00:07:06,925 - Yes. That's exactly... - Is that all true? 181 00:07:06,975 --> 00:07:09,060 Well, yeah, and you got to be careful. 182 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,560 - Why? - Well, because 183 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:12,295 it's possible things might not work 184 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:14,400 as well as they used to work. Do you know what I mean? 185 00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:15,680 - Yes. I understand. - So just be careful. 186 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:17,570 I'd rather be horny and hairy, 187 00:07:17,620 --> 00:07:18,770 - quite frankly. - Yeah. 188 00:07:18,820 --> 00:07:20,170 Well, you're just saying that 189 00:07:20,220 --> 00:07:21,905 because your man's getting out. 190 00:07:21,955 --> 00:07:23,275 - That's true. - Well, I'm good with that. 191 00:07:23,325 --> 00:07:25,175 I'm just focusing on... 192 00:07:25,225 --> 00:07:26,275 moi. 193 00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:27,910 Good. You don't need to be focused 194 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,380 on anyone but yourself right now. 195 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,280 Are we layering these the right way? 196 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:32,585 Yeah, but you have to put... 197 00:07:32,635 --> 00:07:33,885 Yes, yes. It looks great. 198 00:07:33,935 --> 00:07:36,285 Basil there and basil there. That's good. 199 00:07:36,335 --> 00:07:37,590 I have a question. 200 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,355 Is it okay to stay in the turret 201 00:07:39,405 --> 00:07:40,860 - when Sal's here? - Of course it is. 202 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:42,295 Why would you even ask something like that? 203 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:44,095 - Don't start that. - Because I don't know. 204 00:07:44,145 --> 00:07:45,395 Oh, don't be ridiculous. 205 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:47,430 Maybe you and Sal want to have more... 206 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,500 - We'll be fine. - ...room to express yourself, 207 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,235 - if you know what I mean? - Don't worry about it. 208 00:07:51,285 --> 00:07:52,805 - It's going to be fine. - ??? Bow chika wow wow ??? 209 00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:54,105 This is where you live now. 210 00:07:54,155 --> 00:07:55,505 Just don't bring up politics 211 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:57,375 - because his might... - I have no politics. 212 00:07:57,425 --> 00:07:58,710 - It's time to pick up... - I got to see if... 213 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,910 Yeah, go get cunt. 214 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,310 ...upside-down for a couple of days. 215 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,415 Time to pick up those who are incarcerated. 216 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:05,180 - Yeah. And get cunt. - What did you just say? 217 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,020 Go get cunt? Is that a phrase? 218 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,185 Time to get cunt, you know. 219 00:08:08,235 --> 00:08:10,585 Wow. That's sort of blunt 220 00:08:10,635 --> 00:08:12,090 and yet to the point. 221 00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:14,160 Yeah, but I... I woke up this morning. I saw this, 222 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:16,160 and I thought I should... We should just check it out 223 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,730 because this is so gross. 224 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,165 You know, it really looks more 225 00:08:19,215 --> 00:08:21,100 like an allergic reaction to something you ate. 226 00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,400 - Really? - Yeah. 227 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:24,070 - Josh: Oh. - Yeah, like hives, maybe. 228 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,400 - Okay. - So I'm going to go ahead 229 00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:27,605 and draw some blood as a precautionary measure. 230 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:28,740 Oh, thank you so much. 231 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,340 Test for measle antibodies 232 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:32,845 because I don't have a record of you getting a booster shot. 233 00:08:32,895 --> 00:08:34,480 I'll just need you to stay out of public places, 234 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:36,765 you know, like airports, shopping malls... 235 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:40,765 Fine. So if you see anything in terms of who's in there, 236 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,085 do not say a word to us. 237 00:08:42,135 --> 00:08:43,720 - Oh, okay. - We do not want to know. 238 00:08:43,770 --> 00:08:45,090 We want to be surprised. 239 00:08:45,140 --> 00:08:46,490 - Okay. - Don't want to know the sex. 240 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:47,490 Okay. 241 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:49,395 Oh. 242 00:08:49,445 --> 00:08:51,530 Where are you, Corn Nut? 243 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,915 Come out, come out. 244 00:08:54,915 --> 00:08:56,450 Okay. 245 00:08:57,485 --> 00:08:59,070 - Everything okay? - Did you... 246 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,040 I'm just going to go get the doctor, okay? 247 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:02,305 I'll be right back, you guys. 248 00:09:02,355 --> 00:09:03,740 The last time that we were in here, 249 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:05,640 we heard the... the swishing happens. 250 00:09:05,690 --> 00:09:06,880 Right. I'll just be right back. 251 00:09:06,930 --> 00:09:08,230 We were going to record it. 252 00:09:20,605 --> 00:09:22,795 How long does it take to exit a prison? 253 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:24,995 I mean, he has nothing to pack. 254 00:09:25,045 --> 00:09:26,395 You think they'll miss one little... 255 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:29,900 Don't ruin the presentation for Sal. 256 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,270 [chatter] 257 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,505 It's going to cost, like, 20 grand. 258 00:09:33,555 --> 00:09:35,205 - 20 grand? - Yeah, and I said "Fuck it. 259 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:36,855 "Let's just call the plumber 260 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,275 and stick a pipeline through it." 261 00:09:38,325 --> 00:09:39,910 No one makes a fool out of my girl, huh? 262 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,830 - Mm. - Shea: Hey, hey, hey. 263 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,445 - Mm. - [Shea chuckles] 264 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,780 - Uh... - Hi. 265 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:45,830 Oh, look. 266 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,420 - Hey, Shea. - Hi, honey. 267 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,420 Oh, you're a sight for sore eyes. 268 00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:51,155 - How are you? - Good, good. 269 00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,555 - Good? - Been a long time. 270 00:09:52,605 --> 00:09:53,960 Honey, this is Maura. 271 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,460 - Oh, Maura. - Hi. How are you? 272 00:09:55,510 --> 00:09:57,060 I've heard so much about you, 273 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,595 and thank you for letting me stay here. 274 00:09:58,645 --> 00:10:00,030 It means a lot to me. 275 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,400 Oh, you're not going to hear me complaining 276 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:04,370 about a bevy of broads in my house, huh? 277 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:07,340 We're so excited. We made you a lasagna 278 00:10:07,390 --> 00:10:10,075 because we know you like it. 279 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:14,110 Yeah, uh, we... we stopped, and we just... 280 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,210 we got a little chicken. 281 00:10:15,260 --> 00:10:16,480 You see, he wanted some chicken. 282 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,480 Been craving some chicken and Davina 283 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,885 - for quite some time. - Yeah. 284 00:10:19,935 --> 00:10:21,500 Shea: I bet. 285 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,055 Let's go to bed. 286 00:10:24,105 --> 00:10:25,420 We're going to head upstairs. 287 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,225 Yeah. 288 00:10:26,275 --> 00:10:27,425 Do you want some wine? 289 00:10:27,475 --> 00:10:28,925 - Okay. - The wine we will take. 290 00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:30,060 - Yes. - Yeah. 291 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,260 Thank you, Maura. Thank you. 292 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,595 Shea, good seeing you again. 293 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:33,930 I mean, you know... 294 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,165 - Good night. - Head upstairs. 295 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:37,500 - Celebrate. - Do you want glasses? 296 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:39,635 That was abrupt. 297 00:10:39,685 --> 00:10:42,455 Yeah. He's short. 298 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:52,335 I wish you didn't have to go through that. 299 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:56,020 We'll just try again 300 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,020 because apparently, like, it's actually... 301 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,625 the easiest time to get pregnant 302 00:10:59,675 --> 00:11:02,695 is the first six months after you've already been pregnant. 303 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,060 So this is, like, now, 304 00:11:04,110 --> 00:11:06,395 and then it gets to be difficult again, 305 00:11:06,445 --> 00:11:09,065 so now we should... this is when we do it again. 306 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:10,800 I mean, not like today. 307 00:11:10,850 --> 00:11:13,635 But we... we do it again. 308 00:11:13,685 --> 00:11:15,120 Yeah. 309 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:21,580 Or we could just take this moment 310 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:26,315 to just, like, just breathe for a second. 311 00:11:26,365 --> 00:11:27,620 You know what I mean? 312 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:28,920 I feel like I haven't had a chance 313 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:30,555 to, like, breathe 314 00:11:30,605 --> 00:11:33,305 with all this shit going on. 315 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,945 Well, like, we're engaged, Josh. 316 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,830 We're, like, in it. 317 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,495 Like... 318 00:11:40,545 --> 00:11:41,830 - Yeah. - Right? 319 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,765 I know. I know. I know. 320 00:11:43,815 --> 00:11:45,235 I just... I'm just saying 321 00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:48,640 we've... This has been a whirlwind, and... 322 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:51,175 - Yeah. - ...I... 323 00:11:51,225 --> 00:11:53,545 I just want to take a moment 324 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:56,215 and just, like, think about what we're doing 325 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:57,480 and make a plan, 326 00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:59,415 and we have a chance to do it right. 327 00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:02,405 You know what I'm s... That's all I'm saying. 328 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,825 I, uh, I... I want... I want a baby. 329 00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:08,975 I know. 330 00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,260 I don't have, like, a lot of time. 331 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,765 Actually, like, I feel like 332 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,500 I want... want this. 333 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,235 I want this. I do. 334 00:12:16,285 --> 00:12:17,935 - Do you want this? - I do. 335 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,805 I just need 336 00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:21,705 just, like, not right now, 337 00:12:21,755 --> 00:12:23,375 not right this second. 338 00:12:23,425 --> 00:12:26,975 I just... I'm trying to be truthful 339 00:12:27,025 --> 00:12:28,310 about... 340 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,915 - Okay. - ...what is going on with me, 341 00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:33,415 and I think that's what we want, right? 342 00:12:33,465 --> 00:12:35,885 - Yeah. - We want to be truthful. 343 00:12:35,935 --> 00:12:37,470 Yeah. 344 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,460 Thank you for being honest. 345 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,330 - Okay. Good? - Yes. 346 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,295 - Okay, good. - Great. 347 00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:49,235 All right, I'm going to, uh... 348 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,600 I'm going to draw a bath for you, okay? 349 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:53,420 Okay. Okay. 350 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,170 [knocking] 351 00:13:14,005 --> 00:13:15,190 Hello? 352 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,875 Leslie: I'm up here. 353 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,180 Okay. 354 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,035 Hi. 355 00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:24,735 Come on up. 356 00:13:24,785 --> 00:13:27,970 Thank you so much for agreeing to help me out. 357 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,405 I'm sure people are 358 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,575 always bothering you with that. 359 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,845 Yeah. 360 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:35,460 [loud moaning] 361 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,880 You sure this is a good time? 362 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:40,715 Because I can come any time. 363 00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,520 No, no. I'm just trying to come up with these clips 364 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:45,755 to run as background when I read some poems 365 00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,525 up at the Anawalt Womyn's Music Festival. 366 00:13:48,575 --> 00:13:50,595 Right, yeah. 367 00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:52,595 Syd and I just got tickets to that. 368 00:13:52,645 --> 00:13:53,630 We can't wait. 369 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,800 Oh, yeah. It's four days of fresh air 370 00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:59,870 and cowboy coffee and a forest full of tits. 371 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,170 Yeah. 372 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:04,375 Rumor has it that this might be the last year. 373 00:14:04,425 --> 00:14:05,810 [moaning continues] 374 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:07,910 You have a lot of great pieces up here. 375 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,280 Hey, you know what? 376 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,180 Why don't you go downstairs and get some wine? 377 00:14:11,230 --> 00:14:12,415 Great. 378 00:14:12,465 --> 00:14:13,750 I'll be down in just a minute. 379 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,285 It's right on the kitchen counter. 380 00:14:15,335 --> 00:14:16,855 It's right next to the cat crack. 381 00:14:16,905 --> 00:14:18,440 Perfect. Thank you. 382 00:14:33,885 --> 00:14:37,040 Oh, Christ. I never want to see another pussy 383 00:14:37,090 --> 00:14:39,310 as long as I live. 384 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,645 Just kidding. Maybe a week. 385 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:46,080 Uh, I don't know if I could go that long. 386 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,320 At my age, the Rolodex of the brain 387 00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,520 is sometimes better than the real deal. 388 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:52,925 Yeah, I totally get that. 389 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,925 You want to get in my barrel? 390 00:14:54,975 --> 00:14:56,860 What is a barrel? 391 00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:00,895 It is a hot tub. My back is fucking killing me. 392 00:15:00,945 --> 00:15:04,570 Okay, a whole variety of things here. 393 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:07,505 PB&J, Hot Pockets, hot chocolate. 394 00:15:07,555 --> 00:15:10,040 A little mini buffet. 395 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,140 Thank you. 396 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,610 Uh, so I was thinking. 397 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,810 I don't have to go to this thing tonight. 398 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:15,880 No, it's fine. 399 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,080 - Really? - Yeah. 400 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:20,385 All right. There will be some important people there. 401 00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:21,970 Well, then you should go. 402 00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:24,790 Okay. 403 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,390 Well, um, you know, 404 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,425 you should watch, like, some stupid TV or something, 405 00:15:28,475 --> 00:15:30,660 you know? Just, like, take your mind off yourself. 406 00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:31,810 Yeah. 407 00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:34,765 Thank you. 408 00:15:34,815 --> 00:15:36,100 Yeah. 409 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:37,350 All right. 410 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,785 I'll see you later, okay? 411 00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:45,760 [keys jingle] 412 00:15:50,595 --> 00:15:52,180 Well, well, well. 413 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:54,015 Look what the cat dragged in. 414 00:15:54,065 --> 00:15:55,550 - Hi. - You look great. 415 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,520 Thanks. 416 00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,120 Hey, sorry. Pilates ran long. 417 00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,390 I just got to grab a shower. 418 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,825 Okay. Actually, I'm so exhausted, 419 00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,060 I thought maybe we could just stay in and hang out. 420 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,295 Would that be cool? 421 00:16:04,345 --> 00:16:06,695 Oh. AKA you're horny? 422 00:16:06,745 --> 00:16:07,730 Shut up. 423 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,565 Yeah. Well, I'll still shower 424 00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:10,865 unless you want me dirty. 425 00:16:10,915 --> 00:16:12,735 No. That's cool. I'll Yelp some food. 426 00:16:12,785 --> 00:16:15,490 All right, let's get it on. 427 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,945 Ohh. 428 00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:23,745 Do you think I'm, like, easy for staying in? 429 00:16:23,795 --> 00:16:25,615 Not at all. Are you kidding? 430 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:27,385 I'm so glad we're doing this. 431 00:16:27,435 --> 00:16:31,455 You think I'm, like... like, um, like a slut? 432 00:16:31,505 --> 00:16:32,855 [chuckle] No. 433 00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:34,525 I don't think you're a slut at all. 434 00:16:34,575 --> 00:16:36,745 I think you're just sexually amazing. 435 00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:41,030 But, like, what if I am a slut? 436 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,365 Hang on. What? 437 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:44,100 Okay. [Laughing] 438 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,500 Okay, I'm trying to... 439 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,405 I'm sorry. I'm trying to tell you something, 440 00:16:47,455 --> 00:16:50,005 and I'm not doing it well. 441 00:16:50,055 --> 00:16:52,545 Hey, you know what? I'm going to stop you right here. 442 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:55,080 I know what this is. You got herpes. 443 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:56,615 - Right? - No. 444 00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,050 - It's, like, no big deal. - No, I don't. 445 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,485 It's, like not anything to be ashamed of. 446 00:16:59,535 --> 00:17:01,350 I don't have herpes. I have a fantasy. 447 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,385 - Oh. - I... 448 00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,055 I'm trying to... 449 00:17:04,105 --> 00:17:05,490 What's the fantasy? 450 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:07,990 Like, um, okay. 451 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,695 Okay, so there's this guy from my high school. 452 00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:14,665 Okay. High school fantasy. 453 00:17:14,715 --> 00:17:17,370 His name's Mr. Irons. That's actually his name. 454 00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,900 Okay. Teacher or something? 455 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:21,270 Actually, his title was disciplinarian. 456 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,940 Wow. 457 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:25,240 So he walks around with this, like... 458 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:28,410 We... Our hall passes were wooden paddles. 459 00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,180 - Oh. - And, like, he'd get really... 460 00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:31,450 I can see where this is going. 461 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,615 ...get really mad at you 462 00:17:32,665 --> 00:17:34,520 if you didn't have your hall pass. 463 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:38,090 Do you, like, want to play him? 464 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,190 Yeah. Tell me what to do. 465 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,090 All right. Sit down. 466 00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,925 All right. 467 00:17:42,975 --> 00:17:46,515 Sit down like you're at your desk. 468 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,970 And there's, like, a glass window here. 469 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,405 [phone buzzes] 470 00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:55,405 And... 471 00:17:55,455 --> 00:17:56,805 [buzz] 472 00:17:56,855 --> 00:17:59,675 You can, um, you can see me. 473 00:17:59,725 --> 00:18:02,360 And I don't have my... I don't have my hall pass... 474 00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,415 Uh-oh. You're in trouble now. 475 00:18:04,465 --> 00:18:05,850 ...in my hand, 476 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:08,620 so, like, I'm walking down the hall. 477 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,455 [high voice] Yoo-hoo! 478 00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:12,890 Young lady! 479 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,260 I already know that voice was wrong. 480 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,625 Yeah. I'm sorry. 481 00:18:16,675 --> 00:18:18,330 I tried something, but it didn't work. 482 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,495 Something like less Julia Child. 483 00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:21,500 [buzz] 484 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,765 Okay, so more like my voice? 485 00:18:22,815 --> 00:18:24,135 - Sorry. - You are blowing up. 486 00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:25,350 I know, I know, I know. Sorry. 487 00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:26,605 [buzz, beep] 488 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,105 - It's my mom. - Okay. 489 00:18:28,155 --> 00:18:29,170 - Mom. - Hi. 490 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,605 What's up? 491 00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:33,075 Mom. Mom, breathe. 492 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,810 Rela... Are you crying? 493 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,180 ??? ??? [techno beat] 494 00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:37,500 [chatter] 495 00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:42,250 Oh, shit. 496 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,455 Oh, shit. 497 00:18:43,505 --> 00:18:44,590 Yo. 498 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,320 I'm going to shoot those photos. 499 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,160 I should have hit you back. 500 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,525 When I yell "Marty," 501 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:51,560 you pick up el telefono, dog. 502 00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,715 [chatter] 503 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,175 Joshie. What's up, baby? 504 00:19:05,225 --> 00:19:06,475 Jesus. Fuck. 505 00:19:06,525 --> 00:19:07,710 - How are you, man? - I'm good. 506 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,145 I haven't seen you in a minute. 507 00:19:09,195 --> 00:19:10,945 - I know, I know. - What have you been up to? 508 00:19:10,995 --> 00:19:12,750 Just working on the sneaker line, man. 509 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,485 - Check this out. - You're making sneakers. 510 00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:15,550 I am making sneakers. 511 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,255 Will we work with the girls? 512 00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:19,320 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it. 513 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:20,955 - Do it. - Good seeing you. 514 00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,175 - Yeah. - Yeah. 515 00:19:24,710 --> 00:19:26,410 - There he is. - Hey. 516 00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:28,265 Bring it in, dog. Bring it in. 517 00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:29,900 Oh, I feel good. 518 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,835 I listened to the whole polished DP today, 519 00:19:31,885 --> 00:19:33,135 and I just love it so much, man, 520 00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:35,070 I want to give it a prostate massage. 521 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,270 Okay, we need to talk. 522 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:37,660 You okay? 523 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:39,775 What happened? 524 00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:40,910 What? 525 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,895 You're scaring me, man. 526 00:19:44,230 --> 00:19:49,200 Fussy Puss and you and me and our own label. 527 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,025 [laughing] 528 00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:56,845 Say yes to your fucking dreams. 529 00:19:58,210 --> 00:20:00,195 I love that idea. 530 00:20:00,245 --> 00:20:02,215 Let's get fucked up. 531 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:11,375 You know what really kills me 532 00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:14,610 is when men want to acknowledge 533 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,180 female superiority. 534 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:17,180 [scoff] 535 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,715 And it is like "Fuck you, buddy. 536 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:22,185 You're still trying to own the conversation." 537 00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,590 This guy in my astronomy class just the other day 538 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,090 was like "I am totally into 539 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:29,290 "and supportive of seeing women in the sciences 540 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,395 in equal numbers." 541 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:32,160 It's like "Fuck you, asshole. 542 00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:35,000 "We don't need your permission. Thanks. 543 00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:36,950 Thanks so much." 544 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,340 Woman: Bean! 545 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,010 Bean! 546 00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:48,580 What? 547 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,180 You didn't bring the orchid food back. 548 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,580 Shit. 549 00:20:51,630 --> 00:20:53,050 Sorry. 550 00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,285 Who's that in the hot tub with you? 551 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:57,070 Is that Sheila? 552 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,590 - No! - Sheila? 553 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,290 Honey, just go to bed. 554 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:02,645 Okay. Good night. 555 00:21:04,645 --> 00:21:06,295 Um... 556 00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:08,315 I have a couple of questions. 557 00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:20,775 So tell me about your admissions essay. 558 00:21:20,825 --> 00:21:24,115 Okay. So I have this notion... 559 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:25,050 Uh-huh. 560 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:29,450 That there is something connected 561 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,655 with... 562 00:21:31,705 --> 00:21:34,890 the women thing and the Jew thing. 563 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:39,865 It's like phallus is to crucifix 564 00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:43,535 as vagina is to Holocaust. 565 00:21:43,585 --> 00:21:45,020 Uh-huh. 566 00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:48,205 But you know, the thing 567 00:21:48,255 --> 00:21:50,540 that we really hate in admission essays 568 00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:54,410 is just a bunch of... of boring theory, 569 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,180 just theory... uh-uh. 570 00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,230 Personal stuff? 571 00:21:58,565 --> 00:22:00,700 That's always going to be the way to go. 572 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,740 Okay. 573 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:09,660 There's this thing with my family. 574 00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,995 You know how my parent is trans. 575 00:22:12,045 --> 00:22:13,995 I sure do. 576 00:22:14,045 --> 00:22:17,165 They have this weird rift with their family 577 00:22:17,215 --> 00:22:18,800 that I'm obsessed with right now. 578 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:21,870 No one talks to anyone else. 579 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:26,575 There's just, like, this giant chasm 580 00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,145 of some kind of grief, 581 00:22:28,195 --> 00:22:32,865 and I have just been thinking a lot about it these days. 582 00:22:34,035 --> 00:22:41,875 So maybe there is something there. 583 00:22:47,415 --> 00:22:51,300 I want to know about you and when you came out. 584 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,335 How old were you? 585 00:22:53,385 --> 00:22:54,990 33. 586 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,545 How old are you now? 587 00:23:01,595 --> 00:23:03,295 33. 588 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:05,950 Wow. 589 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,350 It's only been about a month for me. 590 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,635 Really fucking come out late in your family. 591 00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:13,275 It's... 592 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,460 definitely something 593 00:23:16,510 --> 00:23:19,595 that's been working its way... 594 00:23:19,645 --> 00:23:20,930 to the surface. 595 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:22,465 Did you meet my cats? 596 00:23:22,515 --> 00:23:23,600 [meow] 597 00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:25,000 Yeah, I saw them. 598 00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,100 Did you? 599 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,170 Yes. 600 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,305 [meow] 601 00:23:28,355 --> 00:23:29,740 Psst psst psst psst. 602 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:31,860 [door closes] 603 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:35,245 She finally fell asleep in your bed. 604 00:23:35,295 --> 00:23:38,215 She refused to get in her own. 605 00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:40,415 Well, then why am I here? Why am I home? 606 00:23:40,465 --> 00:23:42,820 I mean, I was gone, like, not even an hour. 607 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,055 What happened? 608 00:23:44,105 --> 00:23:45,655 Because your daughter made me cry. 609 00:23:45,705 --> 00:23:46,955 - That's what happened. - Mom, you... 610 00:23:47,005 --> 00:23:48,325 She's a real bully. 611 00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:50,060 You can't cry when you babysit. 612 00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:51,660 Okay? You're the adult. 613 00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:53,230 Well, tell that to her. 614 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,400 She really knows how to push buttons. 615 00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:56,765 Honestly, honey, 616 00:23:56,815 --> 00:23:58,635 I don't need another person in my life 617 00:23:58,685 --> 00:24:00,370 making me feel like a complete failure. 618 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:02,205 Okay, can we just... 619 00:24:02,255 --> 00:24:03,405 can we stop? 620 00:24:03,455 --> 00:24:05,690 because you... My night is completely ruined. 621 00:24:05,825 --> 00:24:08,880 Your night? What about my night? 622 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:11,850 Why do you even offer to babysit 623 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,150 when you hate it so much? [Sigh] 624 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,970 Because all my friends do it for their grandkids. 625 00:24:19,405 --> 00:24:20,625 Okay. All right. 626 00:24:20,675 --> 00:24:23,045 Well, that's a great reason. 627 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,150 I didn't tell you, but your father left me. 628 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:37,925 I'm alone again. 629 00:24:42,295 --> 00:24:43,495 [sigh] 630 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:13,845 Good night, you two. 631 00:25:13,895 --> 00:25:16,580 Maura. Maura. Sit down. Watch with us. 632 00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:17,715 No. 633 00:25:17,765 --> 00:25:18,980 - Oh, come on. - Please sit. 634 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:20,485 Have a seat, sweetheart. Yeah. 635 00:25:20,535 --> 00:25:22,385 - What are you watching? - I don't know, 636 00:25:22,435 --> 00:25:24,220 but that guy is going to get mauled by a bear. 637 00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:25,855 - Sal: Mm-hmm. - Maura: Are these actors? 638 00:25:25,905 --> 00:25:27,325 Sal: No. These are actually real people. 639 00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:28,925 They get dropped into the wilderness 640 00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:30,695 with, like, a box of crackers or some shit. 641 00:25:30,745 --> 00:25:32,730 [chuckling] 642 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,395 Mm-mm. 643 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,630 [giggling] 644 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,235 I've missed this smell. 645 00:25:38,285 --> 00:25:40,205 - Can I ask you a question? - Hmm? 646 00:25:40,255 --> 00:25:42,470 Did you always date trans women? 647 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,875 Yeah, I did. 648 00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:45,175 When I was younger, 649 00:25:45,225 --> 00:25:46,675 I realized that I was trans-amorous. 650 00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:49,545 I kind of explored it in secrecy, you know... 651 00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:51,045 spank rags and... 652 00:25:51,095 --> 00:25:53,685 and picking up girls on Santa Monica. 653 00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:55,250 Then one day I realized 654 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,355 I didn't have to separate love and sex. 655 00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,755 I'm glad that I can be honest now about who I am. 656 00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:00,790 You're great. 657 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,090 Have you two... Have you... 658 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,660 Has Davina met your family? 659 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:07,765 Oh. No. You know, my family's all back east. 660 00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:08,815 Mm. 661 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:10,565 You like women? 662 00:26:10,615 --> 00:26:12,070 Oh, yes. I love women. 663 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:14,070 - Huh. - I've always loved women, 664 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,270 uh, my whole life. 665 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,260 I love every part of them from head to... 666 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:20,575 vagina. 667 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,530 I love vaginas. 668 00:26:24,965 --> 00:26:26,715 There's no shame in that. 669 00:26:26,765 --> 00:26:29,835 No. 670 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:33,725 ??? I just kept hoping ??? 671 00:26:33,775 --> 00:26:36,525 ??? I just kept hoping ??? 672 00:26:36,575 --> 00:26:40,030 ??? The way would become clear ??? 673 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,250 [purring] 674 00:26:43,985 --> 00:26:45,035 [meow] 675 00:26:45,085 --> 00:26:48,040 ??? I spent all this time ??? 676 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:49,540 ??? Trying to... ??? 677 00:26:49,590 --> 00:26:51,125 Ahh. 678 00:26:52,425 --> 00:26:53,645 I'm going to bed. 679 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,645 Oh. 680 00:26:55,695 --> 00:26:56,710 Really? 681 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,745 Mm-hmm. 682 00:26:57,795 --> 00:26:58,865 [purring] 683 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,115 I'm sorry. I'm wide awake. 684 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:03,785 Yeah, well, just grab a book. 685 00:27:03,835 --> 00:27:05,605 Have a nice read. 686 00:27:07,075 --> 00:27:08,290 And if you get cold, 687 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,195 there are more blankets down the hall. 688 00:27:10,245 --> 00:27:11,125 [meow] 689 00:27:11,175 --> 00:27:14,030 I bet those cats will keep you warm. 690 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,330 ??? I spent all this time ??? 691 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,970 [grunt] 692 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:20,435 ??? Trying to figure out why ??? 693 00:27:20,485 --> 00:27:21,270 Good night. 694 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,775 ??? Nobody on my side ??? 695 00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:27,025 [Sal, Davina chatter] 696 00:27:31,095 --> 00:27:32,900 Davina: I missed you. 697 00:27:33,035 --> 00:27:34,215 - I missed your eyes. - Really? 698 00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:35,820 - I missed your face. - Yeah? 699 00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:37,185 I missed your ears. 700 00:27:37,235 --> 00:27:40,905 ??? So please don't take this ??? 701 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,695 ??? Feeling ??? 702 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:44,795 [thump] 703 00:27:44,845 --> 00:27:47,380 Fucking shit. I'm sorry, babe. 704 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:59,340 ??? Please don't take my feeling ??? 705 00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:06,115 ??? I have found at last ??? 706 00:28:06,165 --> 00:28:09,150 ??? Hey, if I wanted to ??? 707 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,020 ??? I'd be ??? 708 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:17,445 ??? All right ??? 709 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:23,935 ??? Now if I wanted to ??? 710 00:28:23,985 --> 00:28:26,670 ??? I'd be ??? 711 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:32,460 ??? All right ??? 712 00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,965 ??? Mm ??? 713 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:40,265 [fingers snapping in rhythm] 714 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:47,179 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 715 00:28:47,229 --> 00:28:51,779 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48306

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