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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:06,138 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,343 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:17,082 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,786 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,957 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,528 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,934 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? ?Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:40,405 - ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ? - ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 10 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,309 It always seemed that in my house, 11 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,845 the most dramatic things... 12 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,447 [ Thunder crashes ] 13 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,381 Happened in the middle of the night. 14 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,952 Like the night of the big blizzard 15 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:55,788 when Dad got stuck out on the highway 16 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,692 and we thought we'd never see him again. 17 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,759 [ Thunder crashes ] 18 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,861 Or the night my brother 19 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,762 swallowed a whole bag of marbles 20 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:07,632 and threw them up in the car on the way to the hospital. 21 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:10,269 [ Thunder crashes ] 22 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,505 Or the night my eight-legged science project escaped 23 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:17,710 and turned up in Mom's nightgown at 3:00 A.M. 24 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,846 But nothing ever created quite as much confusion 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:24,550 around my house as the night... 26 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,585 [ Doorbell rings ] 27 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,354 My sister came back home. 28 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,755 Honey? 29 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,557 Hi. 30 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,891 What time is it? 31 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,027 Karen, are you all right? 32 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,395 I'm fine, Mom. 33 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,797 Can I come in? 34 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,167 - Of course. - Thanks. 35 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,735 Like I said, 36 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,571 we weren't exactly strangers to midnight crises. 37 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,239 Honey, you're soaked. 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,507 Yeah. I know, Mom. 39 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:49,775 How did you get here? 40 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,378 Uh, my friend Robin gave me a ride. 41 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,680 Do you have any tea? 42 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,915 Well, yeah. 43 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,984 Still, for some reason, 44 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,519 there was something about this night 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,355 that was just a tad more baffling than usual. 46 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,324 Is that Karen? 47 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,559 No, butthead. It's Santa Claus. 48 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,097 Oh. 49 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,498 Karen, what happened? 50 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,800 Nothing happened. Mom, do we have any herbal? 51 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,335 Oh, here, honey. I'll get it. 52 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,903 - It's up here. - Thanks. 53 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,472 Well, something must have happened. 54 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,308 I-it's 2:00 in the morning. 55 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,876 Honey, did you and Michael have a fight? 56 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,311 Something like that. 57 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,613 A fight? What kind of fight? 58 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,248 Daddy, I really don't want to talk about it, okay? 59 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:31,450 Do we have any pretzels? 60 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,685 Wait a minute. 61 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,453 What do you mean, you don't want to talk about it? 62 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,788 You show up soaking wet, freezing, 63 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,956 in the middle of the night. 64 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,724 Jack, she's upset. 65 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,560 That's right. 66 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,094 I'm going to bed. 67 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,796 What bed? 68 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,033 The one in my room, of course. 69 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,568 She's taking my room! Mom! 70 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,337 Honey, don't worry. You can sleep in Kevin's room. 71 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,540 - Mom! Wait! - And there you had it. 72 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,541 - Mom! - Can't she sleep in the garage? 73 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:57,542 Oh. No. 74 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:59,345 In one burst of confusion, 75 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,248 Karen had blown back into our house 76 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,782 and completely rearranged our lives. 77 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,919 At least let me get you an extra blanket, honey. 78 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,455 No, Mom. I'll... I'll be fine. 79 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,089 Karen... 80 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,591 Look, I'm tired, and I'm wet, 81 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,294 and I don't want to talk about it anymore. 82 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,428 Okay? 83 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,130 And the weird thing was... 84 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,498 Good night. 85 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,501 None of us had any idea why. 86 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,470 [ Rooster crows ] 87 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,605 - I did not. - You did so. 88 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,674 - That wasn't me. - Yes, it was, troll. 89 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,876 You snore tonight, you lose your tongue. 90 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,978 Me? What about you? 91 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,647 Hey. Hey! 92 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,982 Hey! 93 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,383 Knock it off. 94 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,887 All in all, it was kind of a restless night... 95 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,655 Morning! 96 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,856 For most of us, anyway. 97 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,758 Good morning, honey. How'd you sleep? 98 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,759 Great. 99 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,629 So, Karen, what happened last night? 100 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,398 Michael and I got in an argument. 101 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,067 And? 102 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,902 Do you guys have any orange juice? 103 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:57,970 Karen. 104 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,771 Look, it's really very simple... 105 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:03,042 I just decided things weren't working between me and Michael. 106 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,377 So I'm moving out. 107 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,712 Now, considering Karen 108 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,147 had been shacking up with the guy for a year, 109 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,749 this was no small news. 110 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,286 Honey, does this mean you're gonna be moving back 111 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,554 into the college dorms? 112 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,389 Not exactly. 113 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,226 As a matter of fact, I was thinking of moving back here. 114 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,061 - What? - Huh? 115 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,396 I'm going out to the garage. 116 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:25,797 Needless to say, 117 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,532 it was a decision not without repercussions, 118 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,168 for all of us. 119 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,404 [ Door closes ] What's going on here? 120 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,639 I'm not sure she knows what she's doing. 121 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,741 Well, somebody better go talk to her. 122 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:38,410 After all, moving out was one thing. 123 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,914 Moving back in was quite another. 124 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,415 Okay. 125 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,253 I'll talk to her. 126 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,991 So, we set out to settle the confusion, 127 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,094 iron out the turmoil. 128 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,462 Not that Dad would have to go it alone. 129 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,895 We had a stake in this, too. 130 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,709 [ Clears throat ] Karen? 131 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,578 What are you doing? 132 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,781 Did you guys throw out my Jefferson airplane poster? 133 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,850 I'm not sure. 134 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,319 I just wanted to hang it back up on my wall. 135 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,455 Yeah, well, about that, Karen. 136 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:27,193 You know, everybody has fights. That happens to everybody. 137 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:30,329 Dad, Michael is the most chauvinistic, pigheaded, 138 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,864 closed-minded man I've ever met. 139 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:36,035 Uh-huh. We were off to a great start. 140 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,637 Listen, Kar, I know you're upset and everything, 141 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,639 but... 142 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,375 Are you sure you want to come back here? 143 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,311 Why, is that a problem? 144 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,313 Uh, no. No, it's just... 145 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,750 What about college? 146 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,218 I mean, you got your classes, and... 147 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,287 daddy, don't worry about that. I'll figure it out. 148 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,755 I mean, right now I just want to, 149 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,623 you know, take some time, think things over, 150 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,026 take the summer to get things straight, okay? 151 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,363 Well, that... Sounds reasonable. 152 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:08,734 Translation... Wayne and I were condemned to one room. 153 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,236 Look, Dad, the last thing I wanted to do was to drag you 154 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,772 in the middle of this thing between me and Michael. 155 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,977 Well... That's okay. 156 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,412 So, I was wondering, 157 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,881 could you go up there and get my stuff? 158 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,750 [ Buzzer! ] 159 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,318 And suddenly... 160 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,054 [ Doorbell rings ] 161 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,055 The plot began to thicken. 162 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,027 Hi. 163 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,229 - Hi. - Hi. -Hi. 164 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,768 It's us. 165 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,871 Where's Karen? 166 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,106 She, um... 167 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,509 She couldn't be here. 168 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,811 She kind of asked us to, uh... 169 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,646 We came to get her loot. 170 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,715 Well, we did, didn't we? 171 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,416 And with that... 172 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,423 we were through the gates and onto the deck... 173 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,858 Of the Titanic. 174 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,559 [ Foghorn blows ] 175 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,094 Oh, brother. 176 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,897 Looked kind of like heartbreak hotel. 177 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,835 Sorry about the mess. 178 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:24,076 I wasn't expecting... Company. 179 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,978 Look, we don't want to put you out. 180 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,946 We just want to get Karen's things. 181 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,782 Things. 182 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,415 Yeah. 183 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,121 Well, most of her things are upstairs, but... 184 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,289 that'll be fine. Let's go. 185 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:43,295 Still, I couldn't help feeling like Attila the Hun. 186 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,965 Seemed like I owed the guy some word of consolation. 187 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,602 Sorry about all this. 188 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:51,836 Yeah. 189 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:59,678 So much for consolation. It was time to get packing. 190 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,081 Not that that was gonna be easy... 191 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,585 In the middle of the lucky couple's bedroom. 192 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:11,756 So... This is where it all happened. 193 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,128 Sorry. 194 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,731 Didn't have a chance to make the bed. 195 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,199 Clearly, there was only one thing to do... 196 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,702 load up and move out. 197 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,438 So, where do we start? 198 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,773 How about this? 199 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,777 That's our tent. 200 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,348 Karen and I were supposed to go to mount pine next week 201 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,651 for our first anniversary. 202 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,590 Bummer. 203 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,660 [ Sighs ] Michael... 204 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,396 You think you could help us out with this? 205 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,666 'Course it was pretty clear 206 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,935 the guy didn't really have a choice. 207 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,271 [ Sighs ] Well... 208 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,774 She keeps most of her things in there. 209 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,276 The top two drawers. 210 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,613 And with that, we crossed the Rubicon... 211 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,513 [ Violins screeching ] 212 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,849 And reached... 213 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:14,151 The wall of underwear. 214 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,589 [ Horn honks ] 215 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,392 Still, an hour later, 216 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,761 we were on our way... 217 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,563 Let's get out of here. 218 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,332 With Karen's life in boxes. 219 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,702 Mr. Arnold, wait. 220 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,105 I can't let you do this. 221 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,840 Michael, we're going. 222 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,309 Fine, then. 223 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,877 I'll go with you. 224 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,750 Unhunh. 225 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,552 Well, I can't just let this happen, can I? 226 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,688 I mean, just because we had an argument 227 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,790 doesn't mean you move out of someone's life, do you? 228 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,425 - Michael... - I mean, you know how she is. 229 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,327 She's stubborn and pigheaded. 230 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,329 She won't listen to anybody. 231 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,164 What would you do? 232 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:03,468 Now, understand, my Dad was a patient man, 233 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:07,239 a private man, a good man. 234 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,641 But he was no Ann Landers. 235 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,110 Look, Michael, what you do is your business. 236 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,179 All I know is I never wanted you two 237 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,481 living like this in the first place. 238 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,383 And with that, we'd reached the bottom line. 239 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,184 Yeah, neither did I. 240 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,925 What did you say? 241 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,628 Well, that's what the fight was about. 242 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,397 Didn't she tell you? 243 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:36,167 I wanted to marry her. 244 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,675 Hi, Mom. 245 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,143 Hi, honey. 246 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,345 Just in time to eat. 247 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,148 Two hours later, we were home with the goods. 248 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,083 Did you get all my things? 249 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,286 Yeah, I think we got everything. 250 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,889 Yep... books, records, underwear. 251 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,059 [ Motorcycle approaches ] 252 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,697 Plus a few things that maybe weren't on the list. 253 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,831 [ Knock on door ] 254 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,670 Hi. 255 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,181 I don't believe you. 256 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,089 And in the glow of that heartwarming moment, 257 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,256 there was only one thing to say. 258 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,595 So, what's for dinner? 259 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,473 And so we sat down to sup, 260 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,977 the traditional Arnold nuclear family unit... 261 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,912 Plus the man who came to dinner. 262 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,584 The meat loaf is delicious, Mrs. Arnold. 263 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,022 Thank you. 264 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:08,293 It was kind of like having a 2-ton elephant at the table. 265 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,062 Not that we couldn't be hospitable 266 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,863 about the whole thing. 267 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:16,133 You know, Michael, I really wasn't expecting you here. 268 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:22,607 Yeah. I guess not. [ Chuckles ] 269 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,007 [ Chuckles ] 270 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,949 So, why are you here? 271 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,750 I 272 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,652 Simple. 273 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,219 Dad invited him. 274 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,156 What? 275 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:41,726 No, Norma. I, uh, didn't invite him. 276 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,395 No, he didn't invite me. 277 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,730 - Yeah. Mom, he just... - Jack. 278 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,164 [ Door closes ] 279 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,674 And it was time for another lovebird serenade. 280 00:12:55,675 --> 00:13:00,177 Hi. 281 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:07,051 Look, Karen, why don't we take a walk and talk this over? 282 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,687 There's nothing to talk about. 283 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,955 What does that mean? 284 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,323 Michael. 285 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,725 Karen, all I did was ask you to marry me. 286 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,559 Whoops. 287 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,897 I beg your pardon. 288 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:21,533 Norma, I was gonna... 289 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,902 fine, Michael. You want to talk about it? Let's talk about it. 290 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,137 Marriage is an antiquated, male-centered institution. 291 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,172 And I don't believe in it. 292 00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:29,140 Institution? 293 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,876 Karen, this is you and me, not some building. 294 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,979 Fine. You can make a joke of it. 295 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,413 Karen, I am not joking. 296 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,915 Yes, you are, Michael. 297 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,451 Wait. Please. 298 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,387 But if Mom meant to untie the tangle here... 299 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,455 It seems to me... 300 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,223 look, it's really very simple. 301 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,892 I don't want to spend the rest of my life 302 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,228 making meat loaf and mashed potatoes. 303 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,430 The tangle got worse. 304 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,165 Karen, why do you always have to be like this? 305 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,468 See? You're already trying to change me! 306 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,668 I am not! 307 00:13:57,669 --> 00:14:00,371 Michael, I want you to leave. 308 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,376 Now. 309 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,815 Fine. 310 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,388 [ Door opens, closes ] 311 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,191 And there you had it. 312 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,495 It was as if a tornado had blown through our house... 313 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,197 [ Door slams ] ...And left no survivors. 314 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,833 Would you mind getting the dishes, Jack? 315 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,272 Dad, can I have his roll? 316 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,745 [ Engine turns over ] 317 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:41,846 Michael! 318 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,848 Maybe it was dumb I went out there, 319 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,084 but he was a guy I admired, 320 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,686 and I didn't want him to just leave. 321 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,587 You're not just gonna go like this, are you? 322 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,590 I don't think she really left me a choice. 323 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,693 Yeah, but I've known my sister all my life. 324 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,430 She never means anything she says. 325 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,666 Well, nice try, anyway. 326 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,101 I'm pretty sure she meant it, Kevin. 327 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,602 But... 328 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,171 I don't know. 329 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,873 It just seemed I should say something to make this better, 330 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,943 something about men and women 331 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,712 and human relationships. 332 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,114 Maybe she'll change her mind. 333 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,016 Yeah. 334 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,652 Well, thanks for the advice. 335 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,256 Yeah. 336 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,423 See ya. 337 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:43,041 For the rest of that day, nobody really said much. 338 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:49,414 For some reason, we all pretty much kept to ourselves. 339 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,783 The funny thing is, you'd think a marriage proposal 340 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,652 would bring a family together. 341 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,587 But this was 1972. 342 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,356 [ Motorcycle approaches ] 343 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:01,292 Things had gotten very complicated. 344 00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,899 [ Engine shuts off ] 345 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,304 What's going on? 346 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,272 I don't know. 347 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,643 It was kind of like watching 348 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,879 the marines land at Omaha beach. 349 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,849 What's this all about? 350 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,650 How should I know? 351 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,919 He's pitching that damn tent. 352 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,624 Michael? 353 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,694 Michael, have you lost your mind? 354 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,364 Michael! 355 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,067 But somehow, the guy didn't appear in the mood 356 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,201 for conversation. 357 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,006 He's lost it. 358 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,675 You're telling me. 359 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,245 I think you better do something, Jack. 360 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,546 Me? 361 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,449 [ Chuckles ] 362 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,784 He's not gonna listen to me. 363 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,853 All right, then. 364 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,189 I'll talk to him. 365 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,423 No. 366 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,325 I don't want anyone talking to him. 367 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,060 This is between Michael and me. 368 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,528 Karen. 369 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,330 Mom, I'll handle this. 370 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,099 Leaving one small question. 371 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,535 So, what are you gonna do? 372 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,470 Nothing. I'll just ignore him. 373 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,808 I'm going to bed. 374 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,243 Good night. 375 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,513 And there really wasn't a whole lot left 376 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,284 for the rest of us to do. 377 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:36,020 Except, of course... 378 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,256 Hide in the kitchen. 379 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,692 No, Mrs. Litton, he's not one of those agitators. 380 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,762 He's a... Friend of the family. 381 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,065 I'm sure he'll be gone in the morning. 382 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,633 Yeah. Sorry. 383 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:52,337 There we were, prisoners in our own house, 384 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,205 bunkered down at 3:00 A.M. 385 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,409 While some maniac banged tent poles into our flower patch. 386 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,145 You know, this is stupid. 387 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,914 You know that, don't you? 388 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,484 I mean, are we just gonna sit here all night? 389 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,555 We can't, right? I mean, that'd be idiotic. 390 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,023 So I think we should do something. 391 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,357 There. 392 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,661 It was a clear and bold call for action. 393 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,064 Mom... 394 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,964 Is there any more meat loaf? 395 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,405 I'll make some coffee. 396 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,107 The truth was clear. 397 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:33,411 This problem was too big for us to solve by ourselves. 398 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,880 It was gonna take something bigger, 399 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,782 something more powerful. 400 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,850 [ Thunder crashes ] 401 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,891 [ Thunder crashes ] 402 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,732 Karen? 403 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,771 Hi. 404 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,940 The thing is, she looked almost frightened, 405 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,512 as if there was something out there that scared her to death. 406 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,078 [ Thunder crashes ] 407 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:16,052 Maybe there was. 408 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,496 [ Thunder rumbles ] 409 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,504 I thought you went back to bed. 410 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,305 I did. 411 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,842 I just... I couldn't sleep. 412 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,010 [ Thunder crashes ] 413 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,646 This is insane. 414 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:46,017 And we all knew it was. 415 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,320 I guess love always is. 416 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,657 He's just standing there. 417 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,092 What is he doing? 418 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:59,162 Well, for one thing, he's getting pretty wet. 419 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,969 I'll tell you something, though, 420 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,072 any guy who'd go through all this 421 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,775 then stand out there in the rain 422 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,411 must be really crazy about you. 423 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,047 [ Thunder crashes ] 424 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,084 Daddy, what am I supposed to do? 425 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,787 But the fact was, 426 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,424 we'd done just about everything any family could. 427 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,594 From now on, 428 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,194 it was out of our hands. 429 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:34,499 Karen? 430 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,667 It's freezing out there. 431 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,903 I'm gonna bring him some coffee. 432 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,940 [ Thunder rumbles ] 433 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,141 No. 434 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,746 I'll do it. 435 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,752 Like I said, 436 00:20:54,753 --> 00:21:01,092 anything really important that happened at my house... 437 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,328 [ Thunder crashes ] 438 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,264 Happened in the middle of the night. 439 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,537 You cold? 440 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,805 Nah. 441 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,806 A little. 442 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,047 Here. 443 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,782 What took you so long? 444 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,121 Jerk. 445 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,588 [ Thunder crashes ] 446 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,094 In a way, it was a relief to all of us. 447 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:40,698 We weren't really good at things like romance. 448 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,567 We were better at marbles 449 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,069 and eight-legged science projects. 450 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,505 Look, Karen, 451 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,975 I don't care about getting married and being married. 452 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,077 I just want us to be together. 453 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,317 What took you so long? 454 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:10,661 10 days later, Karen asked Michael to marry her... 455 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,564 ? Desperado ? 456 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,366 And he accepted. 457 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:20,238 ? Why don't you come to your senses? ? 458 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:25,176 ? Come down from your fences ? 459 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,845 ? Open the gate ? 460 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,115 ? It may be rainin' ? 461 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:36,220 ? But there's a rainbow above you ? 462 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:40,558 ? You better let somebody love you ? 463 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:50,901 ? Let somebody love you ? 464 00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:58,902 ? Before it's too late ? 465 00:22:58,952 --> 00:23:03,502 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32873

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