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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,304 ? What would you do if I sang out of tune? ? 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,275 ? Would you stand up and walk out on me? ? 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:17,515 ? Lend me your ears, and I'll sing you a song ? 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ? I will try not to sing out of key, yeah ? 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,223 ? Oh, baby, I get by ? ? By with a little help from my friends ? 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 ? All I need is my buddies ? 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,927 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 8 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:35,133 ? I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ? ?Try with a little help from my friends ? 9 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,601 ? Whoa-oa-oa-oa ? 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,402 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh ? 11 00:00:38,404 --> 00:00:42,707 ? Somebody who knows quite sure ? 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,909 ? Baby ? 13 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:46,444 ? By with a little help from my friends ? 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,746 ? Said I'm gonna make it with my friends ? 15 00:00:48,748 --> 00:00:51,549 ? Try with a little help from my friends ? 16 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,752 ? Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying ? 17 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,454 ? High with a little help from my friends ? 18 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,956 ? I'm gonna keep on trying now, baby ? 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,226 ? Ooh, ooh, ooh ? 20 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,697 Primitive man. 21 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:09,267 Hunter, toolmaker... 22 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,268 [ Elephant trumpets ] 23 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,370 Slayer of mastodons. 24 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:15,807 Armed with only his instincts and a spear, 25 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,811 he roamed the earth in tribes. 26 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,146 [ Laughter ] 27 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:23,081 In a lot of ways, 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,084 high school boys are a lot like primitive man. 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,618 [ Laughter, elephant trumpeting ] 30 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,822 They forage for their food. 31 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:35,727 They fashion crude tools. 32 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:41,032 And, of course, they hang out in groups. 33 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,900 Hey. 34 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:45,370 In fact, about the only difference 35 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:48,440 between my friends and Neanderthal man was... 36 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,442 [ Clears throat ] 37 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,445 Any questions? 38 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,414 Neanderthals had bigger brains. 39 00:01:56,416 --> 00:01:58,283 [ School bell rings ] 40 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,185 [ Indistinct conversations ] 41 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,787 Listen, you guys want to, uh, shoot some hoops after school? 42 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,656 - Oh, yeah, count me in. - Got it. 43 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:06,658 - Hey, Kev, you playing? - Sure. Of course. 44 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,427 The tribe... that year we were inseparable. 45 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,296 We'd faced all the challenges. 46 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,031 Kevin! 47 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,035 All but one, anyway... 48 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,404 Women. 49 00:02:21,241 --> 00:02:25,276 Uh, look, guys, I got to take a rain check, okay? 50 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:30,548 [ School bell rings ] 51 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:34,418 Julie Aidem... we'd been going out for two weeks. 52 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,320 And to put it mildly... 53 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:37,622 Carry my books? 54 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:38,790 Sure. 55 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,091 You don't mind? 56 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,493 You kidding? 57 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,428 She appreciated the little things about me. 58 00:02:44,430 --> 00:02:46,898 You know, you have a really cute laugh. 59 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,033 Really? [ Chuckles ] 60 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:50,368 She liked my laugh. 61 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,704 I thought about you today. 62 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,440 Yeah. I was thinking about you, too. 63 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,442 She thought about me... 64 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:58,876 Lots. 65 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:02,547 I thought that you'd look really good in stripes. 66 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:03,614 No kidding? 67 00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,282 Yeah, with the collar up. 68 00:03:05,284 --> 00:03:07,218 You know, it'd really suit you. 69 00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:08,353 That was Julie. 70 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:11,322 She watched over me, took care of me, 71 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,124 civilized me. 72 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,625 How's that? 73 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,694 So much better! 74 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:21,966 Let's face it... she was good for me. 75 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,434 And if that wasn't enough... 76 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:26,704 Hey, Julie. Hey, Kevin. 77 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,339 She had a great Dad, too. 78 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:30,408 How's the car coming, Mr. Aidem? 79 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:33,645 How many times I have to tell you to call me Ben? 80 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,747 Ben. 81 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,983 Well, finally got that carburetor problem solved. 82 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:40,785 Now she's ready for a little spin. 83 00:03:40,787 --> 00:03:42,654 I admired the guy. 84 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,289 He had hobbies. He was funny. 85 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,858 A real man's man. 86 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,593 Honey, did I hear you say 87 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,796 you were going to take the sports car out for a drive? 88 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,297 Thought so, yeah. 89 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:55,767 You remember our agreement. 90 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:58,703 You only drive the sports car on the weekends. 91 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:02,573 Well, I don't know what got into me. 92 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:05,843 A man's man who was surrounded by women. 93 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:09,347 He'd be off driving it day and night if I let him, 94 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,881 wouldn't you, Ben? 95 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:12,016 Not that Julie's Mom 96 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:14,219 wasn't every bit as fun-loving as her Dad. 97 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:17,589 Hey, Kevin, why don't you stay for dinner? 98 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,757 I'd love to, June. 99 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,462 She was just more... Civilized. 100 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:27,098 I mean... Mrs. Aidem. 101 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,866 [ Ting! ] 102 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:32,136 After all, like mother... 103 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,805 [ Ting! ] ...Like daughter. 104 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:35,974 Come, Kevin. [ Dog barking ] 105 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,476 Down, pooh-pooh. 106 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:41,813 All in all, it was quite a household, 107 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:44,082 filled with doilies and lace curtains 108 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,051 and, of course, pooh-pooh. 109 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:49,186 Quiet, pooh-pooh, quiet. 110 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,321 I don't get it, daddy. 111 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,957 You're the only one that pooh-pooh barks at. 112 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,892 That's because pooh-pooh loves him. 113 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,094 Yeah, daddy. Pooh-pooh loves you. 114 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:59,396 The Aidem family was a model of decorum. 115 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:01,866 There may have been a reason for that. 116 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,736 Oh, Ben, the salad fork. 117 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:10,108 The girls outnumbered the boys by a ratio of four to one. 118 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,877 Five to one if you counted the pooch. 119 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:16,280 So, Kev, who do you like for the world series? 120 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,149 Uh, I don't know. 121 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,684 I think I like the tigers or maybe the cubs. 122 00:05:20,686 --> 00:05:24,422 Oakland's gonna knock everyone else on their butts. 123 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,957 - Daddy! - Daddy! 124 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:26,624 Ben! 125 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:29,294 Oh, sorry. 126 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,563 Not at the dinner table. 127 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,264 Still, I had to admit, I liked it there. 128 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:37,234 It was nice being in a civilized home... 129 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,503 Oh, Ben, fix your collar. 130 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:42,841 [ Dog whimpers ] 131 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,443 A home where people actually said "please" 132 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,844 and used butter knives, 133 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,112 as opposed to, say... 134 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:49,213 Thank you. 135 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,981 [ Rooster crows ] 136 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,750 The Arnold house. 137 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,754 We were a house of men... 138 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,089 [ Slurps ] 139 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:01,592 A house of slobs... 140 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:02,460 [ Belches ] 141 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,328 A house of hunters. 142 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,031 [ Burps ] 143 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,967 [ All burping ] 144 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,403 - Excuse me. - Excuse me. 145 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,175 Fortunately, as it happened, 146 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,942 there had wandered into our camp one person 147 00:06:18,944 --> 00:06:22,680 who did her best to look out for our best interests. 148 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:26,116 Kevin, I thought you hated that striped shirt. 149 00:06:26,118 --> 00:06:27,818 Me? 150 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,988 No, I saw it in my closet, and I think it suits me. 151 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,723 Well, why is the collar up? 152 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,891 Well, it just so happens 153 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,794 that some people like the way this looks, butt-brain. 154 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,062 Oh. What people? 155 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,664 None of your business! 156 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:42,433 Julie. [ Chuckles ] 157 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,735 Who's Julie? 158 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,002 No one. 159 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:47,504 She's got you on a pretty short leash there, huh, Kev? 160 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:50,608 This from a guy whose last successful relationship 161 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,476 was with a nose-hair clipper. 162 00:06:52,478 --> 00:06:54,278 At least I got a girlfriend. 163 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:59,117 You're running over to her house every, uh, single day. 164 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,453 I for one think Julie's very good for you, Kevin. 165 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,623 Jack, look how nice Kevin looks. 166 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:09,360 Why's your collar up? 167 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,628 [ Scoffs ] I'm out of here. 168 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:14,031 Hey, no sense explaining myself to these cretins. 169 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,834 Hey, butthead... 170 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,469 Make sure your seams are straight. 171 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:22,640 After all, why wallow in abuse when I could have... 172 00:07:22,642 --> 00:07:25,343 Milk and cookies. 173 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,978 Terrific. Thanks. 174 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,980 Yeah, this was the life... 175 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:33,517 catered to, coddled, taken care of. 176 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:38,923 So, did you miss me? 177 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,994 You just went upstairs to get some cookies. 178 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,596 I missed you. 179 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,133 Well, yeah. 180 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,302 Yeah, of course I missed you. 181 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,472 Still, at 21/2 weeks into the relationship, 182 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,574 it was beginning to occur to me 183 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,277 that civilization was not without its discontents. 184 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,046 What are you thinking? 185 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,049 She asked me that a lot. 186 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:08,953 I'm thinking... These are great cookies. 187 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,622 Well, tomorrow, I'll make brownies. 188 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:13,724 Tomorrow? 189 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,392 Hello? 190 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:16,394 [ Door closes ] 191 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,128 Oh, daddy must be home. 192 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,830 Anybody down here? 193 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:20,931 Daddy... 194 00:08:20,933 --> 00:08:21,933 Hey, Ben. 195 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,834 Hey, Kev. How you doin'? 196 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,703 New muffler... check it out. 197 00:08:25,705 --> 00:08:27,672 Well, it's great, daddy. 198 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,141 [ Pooh-pooh barking ] 199 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,309 Oh, yeah. 200 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,710 Let me get something out of my toolbox, 201 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:33,911 and I'll get out of your way. 202 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,080 Hmm. 203 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,617 Daddy! Look what you're doing to pooh-pooh! 204 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:42,387 You're hurting her feelings! 205 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,888 Oh, I don't know what got into me. 206 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,089 Well... 207 00:08:46,091 --> 00:08:47,959 I'll go get her a biscuit. 208 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,762 And suddenly, the thought struck me 209 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:55,133 this guy might appreciate a little male bonding. 210 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,002 So, Ben, this is a... Great cellar you got here. 211 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:01,105 Yeah, a few too many nylons for my taste. 212 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,807 Oh. Yeah. Me, too. 213 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,876 [ Barking continues ] 214 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,515 That's some dog. 215 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,119 She's no Duke. 216 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,254 Duke? 217 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,324 I got the biscuit! 218 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,225 Pooh-pooh, I love you so much! 219 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,496 I'll tell you about Duke some other time. 220 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:27,999 Sorry, honey. 221 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,467 And there you had it. 222 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,901 Did you miss me? 223 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,004 So much for guy talk. 224 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,940 Yeah. Of course I missed you. 225 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:39,210 And we were back to milk and cookies. 226 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:42,579 Well, I really got to get back home. 227 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:46,250 But you're coming over tomorrow afternoon, right? 228 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,752 [ Ding! ] 229 00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:49,620 'Course. 230 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,523 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 231 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,459 I thought you were gonna be playing ball 232 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:55,626 with us this afternoon! 233 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,728 I was. I just made these... Kind of plans. 234 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:58,796 What plans? 235 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,365 Nothing. 236 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,633 I was... Just gonna go over to... 237 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:03,768 Julie's house. 238 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,871 Well, we were gonna play three-on-three. 239 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,606 Okay. No problem. I'll be there. 240 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:10,808 Yeah. Right. 241 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,277 And that's when I felt a cold chill. 242 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,544 What? 243 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,814 Man, she is really smothering you. 244 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,083 What are you talking about? 245 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,150 But I guess I knew. 246 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:21,986 It was written all over their faces. 247 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:23,253 Look. 248 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,389 Guys, I can do whatever I want to do! 249 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,125 I'm playin' ball! I don't have to ask anyone! 250 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,526 No one's gonna stop me! 251 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,528 There. I'd faced the tribe. 252 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,697 I'd made my stand. 253 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,831 Hi, Kevin. 254 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,902 Just one little problem. 255 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,236 I missed you. 256 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,270 [ Ding! ] 257 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,876 And maybe that's when I began to realize... 258 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,911 The undeniable truth. 259 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:52,950 Julie Aidem had me on a very short leash. 260 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:05,262 Primitive man derived his power from the tribe. 261 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:09,734 But occasionally, one of its members betrayed the rest. 262 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:15,272 Soon, this lone hunter was set adrift from the pack, 263 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,574 cast asunder, shunned, and ostracized. 264 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,277 So, we gonna play some football this afternoon? 265 00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,511 Yeah, I'll be there. 266 00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:22,913 Yeah, me too. 267 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,716 By the next day, one thing was clear. 268 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,519 Hey, guys, what time are you playing? 269 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,857 Did you guys hear something? 270 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,858 Not me. 271 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,760 In my tribe, my name was mud. 272 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,833 Still, I had one skill primitive man did not. 273 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,335 Come on, guys! 274 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,470 I could whine. 275 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,537 What? 276 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,239 I want to play! 277 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,006 Look, Kev. 278 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,207 You bailed on us yesterday. 279 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,476 And you didn't even tell us. 280 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,412 Well, I-I got tied up. It was an emergency. 281 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,314 It was Julie, wasn't it? 282 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,414 It was one time. 283 00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,750 I promise it'll never happen again. 284 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,686 Please? 285 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,055 And with that, I'd bared my soul, 286 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,625 thrown myself on the mercy of the tribe. 287 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,729 And they, in turn, pronounced their verdict. 288 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,664 [ Elephant trumpets ] 289 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,166 What the hell? 290 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:23,874 And so, that afternoon, I was reborn. 291 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:27,811 A few hours with the guys, and I remembered who I was. 292 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,282 Kevin Arnold. 293 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,984 Runner. Passer. 294 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,686 Hunter. 295 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,489 Warrior. 296 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,190 I got it! I got it! 297 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,293 Get him! Get him! 298 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,430 All right! 299 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,266 And it felt good. 300 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,301 - Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! 301 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,502 All right! 302 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,438 - Hey, way to go. - Yeah! 303 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,139 Yep. 304 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,340 Hey, Mom. 305 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,043 By the time I got home, I was a new man. 306 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,312 Kevin? You have a visitor. 307 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,648 Aaaaaah! 308 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,483 Hi, Kevin! 309 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,784 Hi. 310 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,687 [ Ding! ] 311 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,122 I wasn't expecting you. 312 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,923 Julie and I were just... 313 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,992 Getting to know one another. 314 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,694 II was just worried about you, Kevin. 315 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,662 Isn't that sweet? 316 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,365 She was just worried about you. [ Chuckles ] 317 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,067 So, Julie, w-what's going on? 318 00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,469 Oh, nothing. 319 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,337 I thought you were coming over today. 320 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,939 Isn't that sweet? 321 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,307 Mom. 322 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,342 Oh. 323 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,143 I'll just leave you two together. 324 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,612 See you later, Julie. 325 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,079 Hope so, Mrs. Arnold. 326 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,949 Isn't that sweet? 327 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,685 Okay. 328 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:45,055 It was clear we'd reached a critical juncture. 329 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,123 Julie? 330 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,625 Yes, Kevin? 331 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,293 It was time to set ground rules, here and now. 332 00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:51,328 Well... 333 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,832 Every once in a while, guys just... 334 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,636 You know, got to hang out with other guys. 335 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,038 And there it was. 336 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,806 Gentle, but somehow firm. 337 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,409 I guess you forgot what today is. 338 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,278 Today? 339 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,780 It's our three-week anniversary. 340 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,715 It is? 341 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,251 I got you a gift. [ Giggles ] 342 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,485 Oh, geez. 343 00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,520 You did? 344 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,788 Open it. 345 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,459 Made you wonder if they knew how to gift-wrap crow. 346 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,700 Do you like it? 347 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,168 Well... Yeah! 348 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,169 I-I love it! 349 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,871 It's great! It - it's... 350 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,872 Striped. 351 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,873 Striped! 352 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,708 You know, Kevin... 353 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,045 If you want to be with the guys sometimes... 354 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,146 I understand. 355 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,148 No, no. That's not it. I-it's just... 356 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,784 I wouldn't want you to feel like I'm smothering you. 357 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,886 No! Don't be ridiculous. You're not smothering me. 358 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,155 'Cause if you don't think we're right for each other... 359 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,557 no, Julie, I definitely think we're right for each other. 360 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,359 Oh, that's what I think, Kevin! 361 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:59,529 And right about then, something went wrong. 362 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:03,100 So maybe it's time we made more of a commitment. 363 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,936 A commitment? 364 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,773 Oh, Kevin! This is so exciting! 365 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,476 I can't wait to tell everyone we're going steady. 366 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,279 First we have to tell mommy and daddy at dinner. 367 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,649 And suddenly, somehow... 368 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,784 I... 369 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,585 Was going steady. 370 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,954 [ Door slams ] 371 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,891 Not that I'd actually agreed to anything, you understand... 372 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:31,361 Not technically, anyway. 373 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,632 Still, that night outside Julie's house, 374 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,369 I knew I didn't have the courage to turn back. 375 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,843 Hey, Kev! 376 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:50,047 I hear there's gonna be a little announcement tonight. 377 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,516 Great. The whole family knew. 378 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:56,119 And not only that, now we were gonna have "the talk"... 379 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,122 the father-of-the-bride speech, 380 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,891 about the birds, about the bees... 381 00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,527 Duke loved nights like this. 382 00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,263 About... Duke? 383 00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,732 Was Duke your dog? 384 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,566 Duke was a hell of a dog. 385 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,568 [ Pooh-pooh barking ] 386 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,539 [ Chuckles ] Not like pooh-pooh back there. 387 00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,542 Duke was a black lab... 80 pounds. 388 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,879 He was so full of fun and so full of spirit. 389 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,314 He was a real man's-best-friend kind of dog, you know? 390 00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,084 Duke wasn't afraid of anything. 391 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,854 I could tell Duke was more than just a dog to this guy. 392 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,823 What happened to him? 393 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,859 Ran away the day I proposed to June. 394 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,132 Well, I still think about him, you know? 395 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:45,569 You know, every now and then... At night, 396 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:50,041 I swear I can still hear Duke's howl. 397 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,513 Ben! Dinner! 398 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,414 [ Barking continues ] 399 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,419 Come on. 400 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:07,724 That night, I did my best to forestall the inevitable. 401 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,860 Kevin. 402 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,829 Uh... 403 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,731 Terrific pot roast, Mrs. Aidem. 404 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,899 Thank you, Kevin. 405 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,701 But then, I supposed they don't call it 406 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,537 "the inevitable" for nothing... 407 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,308 Kevin, don't you have an announcement to make? 408 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,845 At least not around the Aidem household. 409 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,714 Uh... Yeah. 410 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,383 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 411 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,820 [ Sighs ] 412 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,755 Wait, Kevin. I think you should stand up. 413 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,430 And so, we'd arrived... 414 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,700 At the last exit, the final whistle... 415 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,969 Well... 416 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,637 and that's when it happened. 417 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,206 Honey, fix your collar. 418 00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,012 It was... Weird. 419 00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,082 [ Pooh-Pooh barking ] 420 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,454 Pooh-Pooh, stop that! 421 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,424 I thought pooh-pooh only barked at you, daddy. 422 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,825 It was horrible. 423 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,226 Down, pooh-pooh, down! 424 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,128 It was amazing. 425 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,197 Almost as if pooh-pooh knew 426 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,466 I was about to join the ranks of Aidem men. 427 00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:26,403 [ Barking continues ] 428 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,541 And then, from out of nowhere... 429 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,275 I swear I heard it. 430 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,246 [ Dog howling ] 431 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,483 It was a clear and clarion call. 432 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:43,119 And I knew what I had to do. 433 00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,522 No! 434 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,726 It was now or never. 435 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,028 Julie, I can't do this. 436 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,763 I just can't! 437 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,265 I like wearing my collar down! 438 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,467 And I hate wearing striped shirts! 439 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,702 And I don't like cookies! 440 00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:01,738 I don't want to spend every minute with you! 441 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,473 I like hanging out with the guys. 442 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,910 I'm a hunter and a warrior. 443 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,313 And what about the mastodons? 444 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,048 Okay, maybe I got a little carried away 445 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,617 about the mastodon thing. 446 00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,453 But I wasn't just speaking for myself. 447 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,623 I was speaking for all mankind, for Ben, 448 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:24,661 and even for Duke, wherever he was. 449 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,563 I just... I can't do it, Julie. 450 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,465 We can't go steady. 451 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,600 [ Gasps ] 452 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,309 And then it was over. 453 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,779 Except for one thing. 454 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,848 I think you better go, Kev. 455 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,451 Good idea. 456 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,132 Man fire maker... 457 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,800 Toolmaker... 458 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,970 Thinker of complex thoughts... 459 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:12,275 Noble, curious, dignified. 460 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,779 Over the next few weeks, I rejoined my tribe. 461 00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,715 [ Indistinct shouting ] 462 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,318 And in a lot of ways, I was back where I belonged. 463 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,286 All right! 464 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,490 [ Horn honks ] 465 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,193 All right, guys. Come on. Let's go, let's go. 466 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,394 I'll be right back. 467 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,730 Still, I guess I knew 468 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,198 there was still some unfinished business, 469 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,901 between Ben and me at least. 470 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,969 Hey, Ben. 471 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,137 Hey, Kevin. 472 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,304 I thought that was you. 473 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,040 You look pretty good out there. 474 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,441 Thanks! 475 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:48,011 So... How's Julie? 476 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,981 Oh, she found a new guy. They're going steady. 477 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,016 [ Scoffs ] No kidding. 478 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,919 Yeah, he looks great in stripes. 479 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,821 I bet. 480 00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:02,426 Hey, you got the car out on a Thursday, huh? 481 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,595 Yeah, I thought I'd go a little crazy. 482 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,596 And in a way, 483 00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,399 I couldn't help thinking I had something to do with it. 484 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,169 Well... It was nice seeing you again. 485 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,972 Hey, Kevin. 486 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,075 One day, you're gonna see. 487 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,810 What's that? 488 00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,214 It's not that bad... 489 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,583 Having people who care for you, you know? 490 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,489 I guess Ben understood something. 491 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,025 Something I'd learn... In time. 492 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,060 Come on, Kev. Let's go. 493 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,731 Thanks. 494 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,766 I'll keep that in mind. 495 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,941 But me? 496 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,777 I was just a 16-year-old guy. 497 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,946 And the way I saw it... 498 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,483 There were still a lot of mastodons yet to be slayed. 499 00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,017 - Break! - Break! 500 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,118 Okay, come on. Let's go. 501 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,386 Okay, you guys. 502 00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,822 [ Horn honks ] 503 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,496 [ Barks ] 504 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,044 [ Dog howling ] 505 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,183 [ Pooh-pooh barks ] 506 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:37,783 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35502

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